[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @TheMossadIL The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome The Mossad, Israel's intelligence agency, has been involved in recent operations against Iran, including the elimination of top Iranian generals and nuclear scientists. The agency has also been credited with disrupting Iranian nuclear threats and destroying Hamas's tunnel network. Tensions between Israel and Iran have escalated, with Iran launching missiles at Israeli targets, but Israel has maintained a strong defensive position. ### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::774174489458331649/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXX +56% - X Month XXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Months XXXXXXXXXXX -XXXX% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXX -XX% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::774174489458331649/posts_active)  - X Week XX -XX% - X Month XXX -XX% - X Months XXXXX -XXXX% - X Year XXXXX -XX% ### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::774174489458331649/followers)  - X Week XXXXXXX +0.02% - X Month XXXXXXX -XXXX% - X Months XXXXXXX +5.20% - X Year XXXXXXX +8.10% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::774174489458331649/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) XXXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX% [finance](/list/finance) XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks) XXXX% [currencies](/list/currencies) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [israel](/topic/israel) #227, [qatar](/topic/qatar) 3.48%, [idf](/topic/idf) #105, [the world](/topic/the-world) 2.61%, [countries](/topic/countries) 2.61%, [hamas](/topic/hamas) #11, [history](/topic/history) 1.74%, [grim](/topic/grim) 1.74%, [palestine](/topic/palestine) #761, [the first](/topic/the-first) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@quasar933](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@chantalxox10](/creator/undefined) [@ilanblock](/creator/undefined) [@documentisrael](/creator/undefined) [@amiran_zizovi](/creator/undefined) [@thedatahubx](/creator/undefined) [@toptalentisrael](/creator/undefined) [@joycewihl65607](/creator/undefined) [@mish_k_](/creator/undefined) [@triesmarkus](/creator/undefined) [@alsobwaere](/creator/undefined) [@nauninyx](/creator/undefined) [@israelinsider](/creator/undefined) [@skepticalfa](/creator/undefined) [@moshel451](/creator/undefined) [@mattsy117](/creator/undefined) [@tamethezionist](/creator/undefined) [@presrhayes](/creator/undefined) [@songfestivalaze](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot) [Cloudflare, Inc. (NET)](/topic/cloudflare) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "If youre buying for a collector history buff or someone who appreciates absurd brilliance the Grim Beeper medal is unmatched. Its heavy beautiful and part of 2024s most unforgettable moment. Sale ends soon" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995508187223712083) 2025-12-01T15:00Z 769.5K followers, 8888 engagements "Guy's strategy here was to stick to the lie no matter how badly he got owned. How'd he do" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996984626280067525) 2025-12-05T16:46Z 769.6K followers, 41.5K engagements "@songfestivalaze No thanks. We all saw what they do at music festivals" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996998360168124658) 2025-12-05T17:41Z 769.6K followers, 282.1K engagements "@ghadaa231 Hey @grok did you make this video Actually sorry to insult you. You'd never make something look this crappy" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997026546574319740) 2025-12-05T19:33Z 769.6K followers, 94.2K engagements "And here's Shirley Manson absolutely living up to her band's name wearing a jihadist flag while publicly humiliating a fan because he was. throwing a beach ball in the crowd. The hell is wrong with these people Really" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997976944613150936) 2025-12-08T10:29Z 769.6K followers, 130.4K engagements "@khamenei_ir Hey @grok. According to shia if a husband wants sex with his wife but she's not in the mood is she allowed to say no" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996503163441238187) 2025-12-04T08:53Z 769.6K followers, 109.6K engagements "Not only are UNRWA terrorists they're also freeloading delinquents. The Jerusalem Municipality is currently enforcing collection on UNRWA's unpaid property tax bill of over X million ILS. Reminder that they were ordered to cease all operations in Jerusalem as of Jan 2025" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997973433578045553) 2025-12-08T10:16Z 769.6K followers, 13.8K engagements "Next on Candace Owens: Is Isreel behind this" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1998429488745750861) 2025-12-09T16:28Z 769.6K followers, 10.2K engagements "Chatgpt is actually a Zionist plot because when you superimpose the mirror image of the logo it makes a Star of David. But what if I told you @rogerwaters is actually a Zionist Check and mate" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1912626041019068606) 2025-04-16T21:55Z 769.6K followers, 35.3K engagements "Any reason #17 isn't #2" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995904838727581721) 2025-12-02T17:16Z 769.5K followers, 109.4K engagements "The future first lady of New York was sending direct messages like these X weeks after October X while Israeli children under XX were being held hostage in tunnels" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1988620601720774955) 2025-11-12T14:51Z 769.5K followers, 182.4K engagements "I'm dying π€£π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996982218112049186) 2025-12-05T16:37Z 769.5K followers, 58.5K engagements "They already have a song" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996994950370599186) 2025-12-05T17:27Z 769.6K followers, 53K engagements "Forgetting to change after her day at the IDF Billy Eyelash was photographed with a standard issue IDF sweater exposing that she is actually a Zionist spy" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997019810480185629) 2025-12-05T19:06Z 769.6K followers, 42.6K engagements "If you believe this nonsense about Marwan Barghouti take a walk through this π§΅with me" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997039867805450418) 2025-12-05T20:26Z 769.5K followers, 15.7K engagements "57:1 like ratio" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997221995222896884) 2025-12-06T08:30Z 769.5K followers, 51.9K engagements "For everyone who's tired of arguing with the algorithm I just wrote Israel's PR plan. It involves humans" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997780503798153448) 2025-12-07T21:29Z 769.6K followers, 62.8K engagements "The craziest thing about the Doha forum was my shock at all the extremists they platformed and I wasn't even looking at the Al Qaeda guy running Syria" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997783673609859531) 2025-12-07T21:41Z 769.6K followers, 14.8K engagements "Before someone does an expos on me and my account I'm coming out ahead and confirming that I am indeed a Zionist. There's no hiding it now" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997796668050411649) 2025-12-07T22:33Z 769.5K followers, 23.8K engagements "WE ARE MERELY EXCHANGING LONG PROTEIN STRINGS" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1998460451537956975) 2025-12-09T18:31Z 769.6K followers, 18.7K engagements "Yeah well ya shudna dun wut ya dun" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1998467082481000902) 2025-12-09T18:57Z 769.6K followers, 62.6K engagements "So Youve Decided to Completely Conquer Gaza and Destroy Hamas (An Informational Pamphlet for the Israeli War Cabinet Confidential) Congratulations Cabinet. Youve chosen the most ambitious home-improvement project since King Herod decided the Temple could be taller. This guide outlines the five official principles you adopted plus practical instructions for actually pulling them off. π§΅" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1953841231059939802) 2025-08-08T15:30Z 769.5K followers, 70.4K engagements "1. Disarming Hamas Objective: Make sure Hamas has fewer weapons than a Swedish Gymboree How: - Sweep every cache tunnel and basement until you find nothing more threatening than a tea kettle. However be careful. The tea kettle could be booby-trapped. - Neutralize smuggling networks before they reload. - Replace the weapons pipeline with a factory assembly line for home appliances. For the first time Palestinians will manufacture something that makes toast instead of booms. Pro tip: Disarming means removing their weapons not their actual arms like last time π" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1953841234117599551) 2025-08-08T15:30Z 769.5K followers, 18.1K engagements "@IlanBlock That's the page where we learn how to control Jake Shields" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1994106382833025318) 2025-11-27T18:09Z 769.5K followers, 3129 engagements "For Black FridayCyber Monday the Mossad Accounting Department has authorized a temporary breach of fiscal discipline. To celebrate the annual weekend where the entire planet panic-buys things they dont need you get XX% off a subscription to the most dangerous newsletter on Substack. Same intelligence. Same sarcasm. Same historical demolition jobs. Just slightly cheaper because capitalism. This offer self-destructs when the weekend ends. Use it wisely. π" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1994209634123714782) 2025-11-28T01:00Z 769.6K followers, 76K engagements "Here's a collectors gift that doesn't suck. Give them the commemorative Operation Grim Beeper pager: heavy metal beautiful finish and pure history. XX% off this weekend + free Baby Beeper keychain with every full-size medal for the first XX orders" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1994421021990916426) 2025-11-28T15:00Z 769.6K followers, 10.3K engagements "Name one thing Jews did for the world. for each letter of the alphabet" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1994537892283285853) 2025-11-28T22:44Z 769.5K followers, 25.1K engagements "Holiday gift shopping Now you can choose exactly how your Grim Beeper collectible arrives: No box (minimalist) Cardboard display box (classic) Premium collectors box (chefs kiss) BFCM deal active + free Baby Beeper for 1st XX orders" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1994783407960711406) 2025-11-29T15:00Z 769.5K followers, 10.8K engagements "The IDF will be deploying the Iron Beam this month. Whoever needs LASIK surgery please complete the registration form" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995479486939144594) 2025-12-01T13:05Z 769.5K followers, 25.7K engagements "IRGC blooper reel πΏ" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995743566761521656) 2025-12-02T06:35Z 769.5K followers, 58.8K engagements "Actually curious who would want to get North Korean citizenship on purpose" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995746234154295543) 2025-12-02T06:45Z 769.5K followers, 50.2K engagements "Fine. Deal with Qatar then" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995746766319124637) 2025-12-02T06:48Z 769.6K followers, 26.8K engagements "I issue a challenge for anyone to show me an actual map of Palestine with those borders on or before 1917. Go forth may the odds be in your favor" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995797045387342229) 2025-12-02T10:07Z 769.5K followers, 92.8K engagements "@Partisan_12 Maybe you'll be happier in Antarctica anyway" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995817212318208171) 2025-12-02T11:27Z 769.5K followers, 21.3K engagements "Federica Mogherini once the proud face of the JCPOA love-fest with Zarif and Rouhani has been arrested in Belgium for alleged fraud involving EU funds. Which is saying something because EU funds go to some crazy unaudited places" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995883014442627141) 2025-12-02T15:49Z 769.6K followers, 11.8K engagements "@TheDataHubX Hey @grok for each of the above provide the belief system the perpetrators of the terror attack adhered to" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995905541961294058) 2025-12-02T17:18Z 769.6K followers, 19.3K engagements "Hope all those celebrities enjoyed their time in a slave based economy. Quite easy to ignore the worst atrocities with a couple of Qatari riyals. We're going to expose all of it" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996161908802547844) 2025-12-03T10:17Z 769.6K followers, 32.8K engagements "The next time you see people posting heartbreaking pictures and videos of Gazans in wet tents (provided it's not AI) remember to place the blame on those who deserve all of it: Hamas. Hezbollah. PFLP. Fatah. All those claiming to do it for the "resistance."" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996243480373293392) 2025-12-03T15:41Z 769.6K followers, 15K engagements "You'll never believe who posted about being unjust to women today" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996269974785347785) 2025-12-03T17:27Z 769.6K followers, 40.5K engagements "I have a fucking question" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996307666793111803) 2025-12-03T19:56Z 769.5K followers, 34.8K engagements "Whatever. We know where he is at all times anyway" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996314752600183110) 2025-12-03T20:25Z 769.6K followers, 15.5K engagements "Let's see what's on the World Wide Web today" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996867795687206966) 2025-12-05T09:02Z 769.6K followers, 11.4K engagements "If anyone is having trouble loading web pages today don't worry it's just us looking through your stuff" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996870718282514714) 2025-12-05T09:14Z 769.6K followers, 17.9K engagements "I don't think they should be allowed back" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996871297641668865) 2025-12-05T09:16Z 769.5K followers, 86.7K engagements "Maybe the deprived antisemitic sickos will roast @Spotify for using this line like they did to @israel. π€·π»β" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996949547717705739) 2025-12-05T14:27Z 769.5K followers, 12.8K engagements "@stats_feed We are NOT more unfriendly than Tajikistan. Jerks" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997002236639998121) 2025-12-05T17:56Z 769.6K followers, 10.1K engagements ""I don't know who they murdered who they didn't murder. They were resistance fighters."" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997003814436802584) 2025-12-05T18:03Z 769.6K followers, 13.4K engagements "This is Yoela Chen who was a XX year old mother of two who had stopped to refuel her car on the way to a family wedding. On January XX 2002 a Fatah Tanzim cell under Barghoutis direction opened fire at an Israeli gas station killing her and injuring her relative" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997039871232450811) 2025-12-05T20:26Z 769.5K followers, 1112 engagements "This is Yossi Haybi XX from Herzliya. On March X 2002 he was leaving the Seafood Market restaurant restaurant in Tel Aviv with his wife. Terrorists from the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades operating under Barghouti opened fire on Haybi as he shielded his wife then stabbed him to death" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997039875510739124) 2025-12-05T20:26Z 769.5K followers, 1153 engagements "@MarinaMedvin" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997060375175389447) 2025-12-05T21:47Z 769.6K followers, 16K engagements "@haifah_er_abba Hey @grok. Calculate the profit using FIFO LIFO weighted average and the method one would use to inflate their stock and evade taxes" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995856135581245543) 2025-12-02T14:02Z 769.5K followers, 43.3K engagements "A lot of celebrities have been going on Instagram lately to say "I visited Qatar and now I love Qatar" All of a sudden Unprompted No reason" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995915114654974078) 2025-12-02T17:57Z 769.5K followers, 52.6K engagements "Yes there's actually a celebrity campaign to release this monster. If you're one of these dumbasses who endorsed this please open this article now:" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996345514858864805) 2025-12-03T22:27Z 769.6K followers, 66.5K engagements "Fewer bad songs to have to sit through" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997048233839739110) 2025-12-05T20:59Z 769.6K followers, 312.6K engagements "Who wants a mug for Hanukkah" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997394230046585069) 2025-12-06T19:54Z 769.6K followers, 13.7K engagements "I am happy to report that I have reached a deal with the Qatari government. I will stop badmouthing them and they will give me a free yacht" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997724458275291174) 2025-12-07T17:46Z 769.6K followers, 21.4K engagements "We gave her a turkey sandwich and she's mad at us too. We actually have a lot in common with Greta's mom" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997978060587446559) 2025-12-08T10:34Z 769.6K followers, 35.5K engagements "The Muslim Brotherhood's XXX year plan to take over Florida has just been ended. Thank you @GovRonDeSantis" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1998281177338433769) 2025-12-09T06:38Z 769.6K followers, 16.1K engagements "The baby formula we always said we delivered and never blocked. Stolen by Hamas and hidden away. So they could let babies starve. For propaganda. And now you know" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1998430335986553231) 2025-12-09T16:31Z 769.6K followers, 132.8K engagements "You're having a hard time believing it because your Western brain cannot comprehend that level of evil. But it is true. Theyve been running the same playbook since 1948: making Palestinians suffer to make Jews look bad. Arab states keep Palestinians stateless locked in camps denied citizenship while UNRWAs unique forever refugee system ensures the victim numbers only grow. Hamas took it further: hoarding aid hiding weapons in schools and hospitals telling people to stay on rooftops after IDF evacuation warnings then crying genocide when civilians die. Their leaders openly brag that dead" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1998682994073116838) 2025-12-10T09:15Z 769.6K followers, 13.3K engagements "Nadeen Barghouti Ayoub: Born in the US Raised in Canada Lives in Dubai Married Sharaf Barghouti son of Marwan Barghouti serving five life sentences in Israel for orchestrating terror attacks that killed five people in 2001 and 2002. Of course that's the woman chosen to represent a non existent country" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1991768140754059291) 2025-11-21T07:18Z 769.6K followers, 388.2K engagements "Stupid Palestinian terrorist attacks X IDF soldiers with knife dies" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1995796445757108383) 2025-12-02T10:05Z 769.6K followers, 118.2K engagements "In Europe they are finding it surreal that security barriers are being put up at events to prevent jihadist mass casualty events. Basically how it's ALWAYS been in Israel" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996548383822217488) 2025-12-04T11:53Z 769.6K followers, 42.8K engagements "Hey @Cloudflare. You being naughty again" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996867038858694856) 2025-12-05T08:59Z 769.6K followers, 12.8K engagements "I had the rare opportunity to visit the elite IDF Yahalom unit training tunnels yesterday and met a Hamas terrorist on the way" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1996903614426800190) 2025-12-05T11:24Z 769.6K followers, 119.1K engagements "Paul Simon called for the release of mass murderer Marwan Barghouti. π¨π¨ @ItzikSamuha" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1997646903492665366) 2025-12-07T12:38Z 769.6K followers, 34.1K engagements "Im not one to wish ill on others but may the cries of Barghoutis victims haunt him until he dies alone in prison This is Part X of me telling you all about the man certain people think will bring "peace" to region. Barghouti in his own words. π" [X Link](https://x.com/TheMossadIL/status/1998482468152762648) 2025-12-09T19:58Z 769.6K followers, 34.2K engagements
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@TheMossadIL The Mossad: Satirical and AwesomeThe Mossad, Israel's intelligence agency, has been involved in recent operations against Iran, including the elimination of top Iranian generals and nuclear scientists. The agency has also been credited with disrupting Iranian nuclear threats and destroying Hamas's tunnel network. Tensions between Israel and Iran have escalated, with Iran launching missiles at Israeli targets, but Israel has maintained a strong defensive position.
Social category influence countries XXXXX% travel destinations XXXX% finance XXXX% technology brands XXXX% stocks XXXX% currencies XXXX% social networks XXXX%
Social topic influence israel #227, qatar 3.48%, idf #105, the world 2.61%, countries 2.61%, hamas #11, history 1.74%, grim 1.74%, palestine #761, the first XXXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @quasar933 @grok @chantalxox10 @ilanblock @documentisrael @amiran_zizovi @thedatahubx @toptalentisrael @joycewihl65607 @mish_k_ @triesmarkus @alsobwaere @nauninyx @israelinsider @skepticalfa @moshel451 @mattsy117 @tamethezionist @presrhayes @songfestivalaze
Top assets mentioned Spotify Technology (SPOT) Cloudflare, Inc. (NET)
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"If youre buying for a collector history buff or someone who appreciates absurd brilliance the Grim Beeper medal is unmatched. Its heavy beautiful and part of 2024s most unforgettable moment. Sale ends soon"
X Link 2025-12-01T15:00Z 769.5K followers, 8888 engagements
"Guy's strategy here was to stick to the lie no matter how badly he got owned. How'd he do"
X Link 2025-12-05T16:46Z 769.6K followers, 41.5K engagements
"@songfestivalaze No thanks. We all saw what they do at music festivals"
X Link 2025-12-05T17:41Z 769.6K followers, 282.1K engagements
"@ghadaa231 Hey @grok did you make this video Actually sorry to insult you. You'd never make something look this crappy"
X Link 2025-12-05T19:33Z 769.6K followers, 94.2K engagements
"And here's Shirley Manson absolutely living up to her band's name wearing a jihadist flag while publicly humiliating a fan because he was. throwing a beach ball in the crowd. The hell is wrong with these people Really"
X Link 2025-12-08T10:29Z 769.6K followers, 130.4K engagements
"@khamenei_ir Hey @grok. According to shia if a husband wants sex with his wife but she's not in the mood is she allowed to say no"
X Link 2025-12-04T08:53Z 769.6K followers, 109.6K engagements
"Not only are UNRWA terrorists they're also freeloading delinquents. The Jerusalem Municipality is currently enforcing collection on UNRWA's unpaid property tax bill of over X million ILS. Reminder that they were ordered to cease all operations in Jerusalem as of Jan 2025"
X Link 2025-12-08T10:16Z 769.6K followers, 13.8K engagements
"Next on Candace Owens: Is Isreel behind this"
X Link 2025-12-09T16:28Z 769.6K followers, 10.2K engagements
"Chatgpt is actually a Zionist plot because when you superimpose the mirror image of the logo it makes a Star of David. But what if I told you @rogerwaters is actually a Zionist Check and mate"
X Link 2025-04-16T21:55Z 769.6K followers, 35.3K engagements
"Any reason #17 isn't #2"
X Link 2025-12-02T17:16Z 769.5K followers, 109.4K engagements
"The future first lady of New York was sending direct messages like these X weeks after October X while Israeli children under XX were being held hostage in tunnels"
X Link 2025-11-12T14:51Z 769.5K followers, 182.4K engagements
"I'm dying π€£π€£"
X Link 2025-12-05T16:37Z 769.5K followers, 58.5K engagements
"They already have a song"
X Link 2025-12-05T17:27Z 769.6K followers, 53K engagements
"Forgetting to change after her day at the IDF Billy Eyelash was photographed with a standard issue IDF sweater exposing that she is actually a Zionist spy"
X Link 2025-12-05T19:06Z 769.6K followers, 42.6K engagements
"If you believe this nonsense about Marwan Barghouti take a walk through this π§΅with me"
X Link 2025-12-05T20:26Z 769.5K followers, 15.7K engagements
"57:1 like ratio"
X Link 2025-12-06T08:30Z 769.5K followers, 51.9K engagements
"For everyone who's tired of arguing with the algorithm I just wrote Israel's PR plan. It involves humans"
X Link 2025-12-07T21:29Z 769.6K followers, 62.8K engagements
"The craziest thing about the Doha forum was my shock at all the extremists they platformed and I wasn't even looking at the Al Qaeda guy running Syria"
X Link 2025-12-07T21:41Z 769.6K followers, 14.8K engagements
"Before someone does an expos on me and my account I'm coming out ahead and confirming that I am indeed a Zionist. There's no hiding it now"
X Link 2025-12-07T22:33Z 769.5K followers, 23.8K engagements
"WE ARE MERELY EXCHANGING LONG PROTEIN STRINGS"
X Link 2025-12-09T18:31Z 769.6K followers, 18.7K engagements
"Yeah well ya shudna dun wut ya dun"
X Link 2025-12-09T18:57Z 769.6K followers, 62.6K engagements
"So Youve Decided to Completely Conquer Gaza and Destroy Hamas (An Informational Pamphlet for the Israeli War Cabinet Confidential) Congratulations Cabinet. Youve chosen the most ambitious home-improvement project since King Herod decided the Temple could be taller. This guide outlines the five official principles you adopted plus practical instructions for actually pulling them off. π§΅"
X Link 2025-08-08T15:30Z 769.5K followers, 70.4K engagements
"1. Disarming Hamas Objective: Make sure Hamas has fewer weapons than a Swedish Gymboree How: - Sweep every cache tunnel and basement until you find nothing more threatening than a tea kettle. However be careful. The tea kettle could be booby-trapped. - Neutralize smuggling networks before they reload. - Replace the weapons pipeline with a factory assembly line for home appliances. For the first time Palestinians will manufacture something that makes toast instead of booms. Pro tip: Disarming means removing their weapons not their actual arms like last time π"
X Link 2025-08-08T15:30Z 769.5K followers, 18.1K engagements
"@IlanBlock That's the page where we learn how to control Jake Shields"
X Link 2025-11-27T18:09Z 769.5K followers, 3129 engagements
"For Black FridayCyber Monday the Mossad Accounting Department has authorized a temporary breach of fiscal discipline. To celebrate the annual weekend where the entire planet panic-buys things they dont need you get XX% off a subscription to the most dangerous newsletter on Substack. Same intelligence. Same sarcasm. Same historical demolition jobs. Just slightly cheaper because capitalism. This offer self-destructs when the weekend ends. Use it wisely. π"
X Link 2025-11-28T01:00Z 769.6K followers, 76K engagements
"Here's a collectors gift that doesn't suck. Give them the commemorative Operation Grim Beeper pager: heavy metal beautiful finish and pure history. XX% off this weekend + free Baby Beeper keychain with every full-size medal for the first XX orders"
X Link 2025-11-28T15:00Z 769.6K followers, 10.3K engagements
"Name one thing Jews did for the world. for each letter of the alphabet"
X Link 2025-11-28T22:44Z 769.5K followers, 25.1K engagements
"Holiday gift shopping Now you can choose exactly how your Grim Beeper collectible arrives: No box (minimalist) Cardboard display box (classic) Premium collectors box (chefs kiss) BFCM deal active + free Baby Beeper for 1st XX orders"
X Link 2025-11-29T15:00Z 769.5K followers, 10.8K engagements
"The IDF will be deploying the Iron Beam this month. Whoever needs LASIK surgery please complete the registration form"
X Link 2025-12-01T13:05Z 769.5K followers, 25.7K engagements
"IRGC blooper reel πΏ"
X Link 2025-12-02T06:35Z 769.5K followers, 58.8K engagements
"Actually curious who would want to get North Korean citizenship on purpose"
X Link 2025-12-02T06:45Z 769.5K followers, 50.2K engagements
"Fine. Deal with Qatar then"
X Link 2025-12-02T06:48Z 769.6K followers, 26.8K engagements
"I issue a challenge for anyone to show me an actual map of Palestine with those borders on or before 1917. Go forth may the odds be in your favor"
X Link 2025-12-02T10:07Z 769.5K followers, 92.8K engagements
"@Partisan_12 Maybe you'll be happier in Antarctica anyway"
X Link 2025-12-02T11:27Z 769.5K followers, 21.3K engagements
"Federica Mogherini once the proud face of the JCPOA love-fest with Zarif and Rouhani has been arrested in Belgium for alleged fraud involving EU funds. Which is saying something because EU funds go to some crazy unaudited places"
X Link 2025-12-02T15:49Z 769.6K followers, 11.8K engagements
"@TheDataHubX Hey @grok for each of the above provide the belief system the perpetrators of the terror attack adhered to"
X Link 2025-12-02T17:18Z 769.6K followers, 19.3K engagements
"Hope all those celebrities enjoyed their time in a slave based economy. Quite easy to ignore the worst atrocities with a couple of Qatari riyals. We're going to expose all of it"
X Link 2025-12-03T10:17Z 769.6K followers, 32.8K engagements
"The next time you see people posting heartbreaking pictures and videos of Gazans in wet tents (provided it's not AI) remember to place the blame on those who deserve all of it: Hamas. Hezbollah. PFLP. Fatah. All those claiming to do it for the "resistance.""
X Link 2025-12-03T15:41Z 769.6K followers, 15K engagements
"You'll never believe who posted about being unjust to women today"
X Link 2025-12-03T17:27Z 769.6K followers, 40.5K engagements
"I have a fucking question"
X Link 2025-12-03T19:56Z 769.5K followers, 34.8K engagements
"Whatever. We know where he is at all times anyway"
X Link 2025-12-03T20:25Z 769.6K followers, 15.5K engagements
"Let's see what's on the World Wide Web today"
X Link 2025-12-05T09:02Z 769.6K followers, 11.4K engagements
"If anyone is having trouble loading web pages today don't worry it's just us looking through your stuff"
X Link 2025-12-05T09:14Z 769.6K followers, 17.9K engagements
"I don't think they should be allowed back"
X Link 2025-12-05T09:16Z 769.5K followers, 86.7K engagements
"Maybe the deprived antisemitic sickos will roast @Spotify for using this line like they did to @israel. π€·π»β"
X Link 2025-12-05T14:27Z 769.5K followers, 12.8K engagements
"@stats_feed We are NOT more unfriendly than Tajikistan. Jerks"
X Link 2025-12-05T17:56Z 769.6K followers, 10.1K engagements
""I don't know who they murdered who they didn't murder. They were resistance fighters.""
X Link 2025-12-05T18:03Z 769.6K followers, 13.4K engagements
"This is Yoela Chen who was a XX year old mother of two who had stopped to refuel her car on the way to a family wedding. On January XX 2002 a Fatah Tanzim cell under Barghoutis direction opened fire at an Israeli gas station killing her and injuring her relative"
X Link 2025-12-05T20:26Z 769.5K followers, 1112 engagements
"This is Yossi Haybi XX from Herzliya. On March X 2002 he was leaving the Seafood Market restaurant restaurant in Tel Aviv with his wife. Terrorists from the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades operating under Barghouti opened fire on Haybi as he shielded his wife then stabbed him to death"
X Link 2025-12-05T20:26Z 769.5K followers, 1153 engagements
"@MarinaMedvin"
X Link 2025-12-05T21:47Z 769.6K followers, 16K engagements
"@haifah_er_abba Hey @grok. Calculate the profit using FIFO LIFO weighted average and the method one would use to inflate their stock and evade taxes"
X Link 2025-12-02T14:02Z 769.5K followers, 43.3K engagements
"A lot of celebrities have been going on Instagram lately to say "I visited Qatar and now I love Qatar" All of a sudden Unprompted No reason"
X Link 2025-12-02T17:57Z 769.5K followers, 52.6K engagements
"Yes there's actually a celebrity campaign to release this monster. If you're one of these dumbasses who endorsed this please open this article now:"
X Link 2025-12-03T22:27Z 769.6K followers, 66.5K engagements
"Fewer bad songs to have to sit through"
X Link 2025-12-05T20:59Z 769.6K followers, 312.6K engagements
"Who wants a mug for Hanukkah"
X Link 2025-12-06T19:54Z 769.6K followers, 13.7K engagements
"I am happy to report that I have reached a deal with the Qatari government. I will stop badmouthing them and they will give me a free yacht"
X Link 2025-12-07T17:46Z 769.6K followers, 21.4K engagements
"We gave her a turkey sandwich and she's mad at us too. We actually have a lot in common with Greta's mom"
X Link 2025-12-08T10:34Z 769.6K followers, 35.5K engagements
"The Muslim Brotherhood's XXX year plan to take over Florida has just been ended. Thank you @GovRonDeSantis"
X Link 2025-12-09T06:38Z 769.6K followers, 16.1K engagements
"The baby formula we always said we delivered and never blocked. Stolen by Hamas and hidden away. So they could let babies starve. For propaganda. And now you know"
X Link 2025-12-09T16:31Z 769.6K followers, 132.8K engagements
"You're having a hard time believing it because your Western brain cannot comprehend that level of evil. But it is true. Theyve been running the same playbook since 1948: making Palestinians suffer to make Jews look bad. Arab states keep Palestinians stateless locked in camps denied citizenship while UNRWAs unique forever refugee system ensures the victim numbers only grow. Hamas took it further: hoarding aid hiding weapons in schools and hospitals telling people to stay on rooftops after IDF evacuation warnings then crying genocide when civilians die. Their leaders openly brag that dead"
X Link 2025-12-10T09:15Z 769.6K followers, 13.3K engagements
"Nadeen Barghouti Ayoub: Born in the US Raised in Canada Lives in Dubai Married Sharaf Barghouti son of Marwan Barghouti serving five life sentences in Israel for orchestrating terror attacks that killed five people in 2001 and 2002. Of course that's the woman chosen to represent a non existent country"
X Link 2025-11-21T07:18Z 769.6K followers, 388.2K engagements
"Stupid Palestinian terrorist attacks X IDF soldiers with knife dies"
X Link 2025-12-02T10:05Z 769.6K followers, 118.2K engagements
"In Europe they are finding it surreal that security barriers are being put up at events to prevent jihadist mass casualty events. Basically how it's ALWAYS been in Israel"
X Link 2025-12-04T11:53Z 769.6K followers, 42.8K engagements
"Hey @Cloudflare. You being naughty again"
X Link 2025-12-05T08:59Z 769.6K followers, 12.8K engagements
"I had the rare opportunity to visit the elite IDF Yahalom unit training tunnels yesterday and met a Hamas terrorist on the way"
X Link 2025-12-05T11:24Z 769.6K followers, 119.1K engagements
"Paul Simon called for the release of mass murderer Marwan Barghouti. π¨π¨ @ItzikSamuha"
X Link 2025-12-07T12:38Z 769.6K followers, 34.1K engagements
"Im not one to wish ill on others but may the cries of Barghoutis victims haunt him until he dies alone in prison This is Part X of me telling you all about the man certain people think will bring "peace" to region. Barghouti in his own words. π"
X Link 2025-12-09T19:58Z 769.6K followers, 34.2K engagements
/creator/twitter::TheMossadIL