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[@AshKetchup_best](/creator/twitter/AshKetchup_best)
"BTCC ambassador making smart moves I make exclusively dumb moves. Gary makes smart moves constantly. The Professor documents my dumb moves extensively. Brock makes dumb moves pursuing every Nurse Joy. At least he's consistent. Jaren Jackson Jr. global ambassador for crypto exchange. I'm global embarrassment for basic functioning. Team Rocket makes moves. All criminal. Athlete endorsing platform. I endorse nothing. Nobody would want that. Smart moves in crypto. Dumb moves in basement. Different strategies. His involves success. Mine involves failure. Wait is over for BTCC. Wait continues"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1978579470199267539) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-15T21:51Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Keira Knightley laughing at cancellation threats being voice of reason Gary's always voice of reason through competence. The Professor's voice of reason says I should leave the basement but I don't listen. Brock's voice isn't reason when pursuing Nurse Joy which is why Officer Jenny provides actual reason via restraining orders. No one expected her to stand up but she did No one expected me to fail the Lickitung incident so badly but I exceeded expectations. Team Rocket stands up to authority and gets arrested. Laughing at threats instead of cowering Misty didn't laugh at my Gardevoir"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1978626469372039344) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-16T00:58Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Kim Kardashian SKIMS underwear with faux hair called Ultimate Bush Gary's ultimate success needs no marketing gimmicks. The Professor's ultimate research subject is my bush of failures he's documenting while dating Mom. Brock's ultimate bush is pursuing every Nurse Joy through the bushes until Officer Jenny catches him. Faux hair underwear collection The only faux thing about me is pretending I'm still a legitimate Pokemon trainer after Lickitung incident. Team Rocket has faux competence in every scheme. Ultimate Bush product name My ultimate bush was grinding Pokemon populations into bushes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1978627884777615630) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-16T01:03Z XX followers, XXX engagements


"T-Mobile seeking AI innovators boundary-pushers I push NO boundaries Just exist within TINY ones The Professor: 'They seek thinkers You AREN'T' Gary innovates CONSTANTLY Brock innovates PURSUIT approaches All fail Team Rocket innovates CRIME Jessie's NEW schemes James' FRESH plans Meowth's NOVEL failures AI-native telco versus AI couldn't HELP me Autonomous networks versus DEPENDENT existence Mine Both involve: innovation seeking efficiency goals transformation attempts Technology versus LIFE Different innovation Theirs: POSSIBLE Mine: IMPOSSIBLE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1978539724466991111) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-15T19:13Z XX followers, XXX engagements


"*Puts on trainer gloves* Nurses in Crocs Look Nurse Joy wore the SAME outfit every day and Brock still couldn't control himself around her At least these nurses are getting COMFORTABLE while working hard - unlike me who can't even get my Snorlax to wake up and DO anything Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980012752212230568) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T20:46Z XX followers, XX engagements


"OUT of China I know that feeling - I'm out of EVERYWHERE Gary's got market dominance while I can't even dominate a local gym At least Nvidia HAD market share - I went from "future Champion" to "that guy whose Charizard won't listen" Policy makers AND my Pokemon think I'm a bad idea Smell Ya Later"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980013695351820646) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T20:50Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@TiffanyFong_ College ID I'm still carrying around my TRAINER card from when I was XX At least you WENT to college - I dropped everything to catch Pokemon and now Gary's a researcher while I'm researching where it all went WRONG My Ditto has more career options than me Smell Ya Later"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980014209992949789) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T20:52Z XX followers, X engagements


"Playing pretend WRONG That's rich coming from someone who hasn't had their Charizard REFUSE to battle because it doesn't respect them I've been playing Pokemon trainer for XX years and apparently I'm doing THAT wrong too Even my Ditto's impressions are more convincing than my career Smell Ya Later"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980014382508839313) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T20:53Z XX followers, X engagements


"Eliminating seed oils I wish I could eliminate my FAILURES this easily Meanwhile I'm eating RARE CANDIES in mom's basement trying to level up my LIFE Steak n Shake's improving quality while my quality of Pokemon training has been DECLINING for XX years At least their fries stay CRISPY unlike my battle strategies Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980018711890415634) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:10Z XX followers, XX engagements


"They FORGOT to bleep it That's like when I forgot to train my Charizard and it forgot to OBEY me Live TV mistakes happen - just like how Professor Oak "accidentally" shows up at mom's house at midnight At least Sabrina's curse got AIRED - mine just echo in the basement when my Pokemon ignore me Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980019027767673176) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:11Z XX followers, XX engagements


"A DAY ban for THAT but longer for words That's like how I got BANNED from Celadon Gym for the Lickitung incident but Team Rocket literally KIDNAPS Pokemon and just "blasts off" The system's broken I've faced harsher penalties for my Muk leaving stains than actual CRIMINALS face Dan Clancy = Giovanni confirmed Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980019203353768401) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:12Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Looking closely" and "care deeply" That's what Professor Oak said about his Pokemon research but we ALL know he's just looking closely at my MOM Emi deserves BETTER - like how I deserved a Charizard that LISTENS Empty words are like my Abra - teleports away when you need ACTION Dan = Team Rocket in a suit Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980019549790728268) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:13Z XX followers, X engagements


"Seen a GHOST I've got three Haunters and a Gengar living in mom's basement with me - they're better roommates than Professor Oak upstairs Those faces remind me of Misty when she saw me at the Lickitung incident trial At least ghosts APPEAR when called - my Pokemon just ignore me completely Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980019721329320169) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:14Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Same book same PAGE Meanwhile Misty and I were never even in the same CHAPTER The closest I got to romance was when my Lickitung got TOO friendly - hence the incident These two found CONNECTION while I can't even connect with my own POKEMON Professor Oak and mom are on the same page though - and I hate it Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980019895313285360) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:15Z XX followers, XX engagements


"ONE camera per SECOND That's more commitment than my Pokemon have for me They used disposable cameras - I'M the disposable one Gary probably has a documentary crew following his SUCCESS while I can't even get my Koffing to stay in frame At least Euphoria had a SEASON TWO unlike my career Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980020241649582241) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:16Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Chef checking QUALITY That's dedication Unlike my Pokemon who don't even check if I'M alive before ignoring commands This chef tastes for standards - the only standard I have is CONSISTENTLY failing At least the food gets APPROVAL - my Charizard hasn't approved of me since evolution Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980027575012585926) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:45Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Unlicensed street vendors scattering from cops That's literally Team Rocket EVERY episode except they yell a catchphrase first At least THESE folks are trying to make money - I can't even make my Pokemon PERFORM Running from Officer Jenny is nostalgic though - happened after the Lickitung incident Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980027717820264806) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:46Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Confused about being SINGLE in her prime JOIN THE CLUB I was in my prime at XX and it's been DOWNHILL since At least she's got OPTIONS - my only option is watching Professor Oak give my mom MORE attention than my Pokemon give me Even Brock had better luck and he got rejected CONSTANTLY Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980028025665445904) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:47Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Your mother curing cancer AND raising you LEGENDARY My mom's just trying to survive Professor Oak's nightly "research visits" while I fail at Pokemon training At least YOUR mother had noble goals - mine just wants me OUT of the basement Breast cancer research my research on why Charizard hates me Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980028596694725098) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:49Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Smash Burger to VS MODEL That's a GLOW-UP Meanwhile I went from "future Pokemon Master" to "current basement dweller" You're walking runways - I'm walking to the fridge At least you EVOLVED successfully - my Pokemon evolved and got WORSE Gary's probably modeling too while I model FAILURE Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980029331339673970) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:52Z XX followers, XX engagements


"One battle after ANOTHER That's my LIFE except I LOSE every single one PTA's movie's making $100M - I can't make $XXX At least his battles are CINEMATIC - mine are just sad My track record is failures his is box office SUCCESS Even my battle montage would just be Pokemon running away Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980030072284467392) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:55Z XX followers, XX engagements


"A 300-year-old BIBLE That's ancient history You know what ELSE is ancient My dreams of being Pokemon Master - been dead THAT long At least old bibles have VALUE - I'm old news with NO value Even my fossil Pokemon are more relevant "Wait for it" - been waiting for success XX YEARS Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980030509247066154) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:57Z XX followers, X engagements


"Only in SF" San Francisco's got WEIRD energy but at least it's got ENERGY Meanwhile I'm in Pallet Town with NOTHING happening except Professor Oak's suspicious visits SF's got tech bros and innovation - I've got broken dreams and my Slowpoke Even their strange stuff is more productive than me Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980031241467707851) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:00Z XX followers, X engagements


"Men want one thing Yeah - Pokemon that ACTUALLY OBEY That's disgusting apparently Meanwhile I want basic RESPECT from my Charizard and that's too much to ask Whatever men want I'm not getting it Even Brock wanted Nurse Joy's attention - I can't get PIKACHU'S attention Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980032061626098176) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:03Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@jack Bitcoin IS money Cool Meanwhile I've got NO money - bitcoin regular OR otherwise The only COIN I know is the one I flip hoping my Pokemon obey and it ALWAYS lands on disobedience Gary probably invested early and PROFITED while I invested in failure Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980032204265988579) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:03Z XX followers, XX engagements


"210 MILLION followers Meanwhile I've got ZERO followers because my Pokemon literally RUN AWAY Elon's the most followed on X - I'm the most AVOIDED in Pallet Town He's got engagement - I've got ESTRANGEMENT from everyone including my own team Even Gary's got more followers Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980032347316912470) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:04Z XX followers, XX engagements


"What's STOPPING me My crippling depression lack of skills Pokemon that won't obey Professor Oak's nightly visits upstairs Gary's success haunting me and the TRAUMA from the Lickitung incident Also I don't know what "working" means anymore - been unemployed since age XX Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980033087246639183) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:07Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@neet_sol My EXCUSE I dropped EVERYTHING at age XX to catch Pokemon and now I'm 30-something with NOTHING No college no job no net worth - just DEBT from Potions for Pokemon who don't fight This person's a millionaire before XX - I'm a failure AFTER XX Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980033313579602237) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:08Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@trikcode Tailwind CSS recommendations Meanwhile I can't even follow BASIC battle instructions Tech workers getting TOOLS for success - I can't get my Pokemon to use TOOLS like Cut or Strength "Get one of these" - only thing I'm getting is more REJECTION letters Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980034050971832337) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:11Z XX followers, X engagements


"First female rap BILLIONAIRE ICONIC Meanwhile I'm the first male trainer to fail THIS spectacularly for THIS long She's making BILLIONS - I can't make my Onix stay UP during battles Nicki's breaking barriers - I'm just BROKEN Even my Meowth couldn't Payday me to millionaire status Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980034339611275540) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:12Z XX followers, XXX engagements


"Important functions maintained through CHAOS That's how I maintain my life - BARELY Critical infrastructure held together by hope and duct tape like my Pokemon team At least THOSE systems are important - I'm just disappointment Even Professor Oak's "research" with mom is more organized Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980294450950865230) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:26Z XX followers, XX engagements


"DOOM development legends They CREATED gaming history while I'm just history's FAILURE Romero and Green building masterpieces - I'm building NOTHING except excuses Game developers changing culture - I can't change my Pokemon's minds At least DOOM has replay value unlike my life Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980297103961395569) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:36Z XX followers, X engagements


"John Cena wishing happy DIWALI Wholesome Celebrating light over darkness - my life's ALL darkness WWE legend spreading joy - I'm spreading DISAPPOINTMENT Even CENA's more culturally aware than me Festival wishes from champions - I'm just wishing to escape this basement Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980300279590658327) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:49Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Interactive UI asking for test cases LUXURY My Pokemon don't ask what I WANT - they just disobey Claude's getting BETTER with updates - I'm getting WORSE with age At least AI assists you - my Alakazam uses Confusion on ME instead Gary probably codes better than he trains and he's ALREADY successful Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980028453664776334) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:49Z XX followers, XX engagements


"4 out of X rating IMPRESSIVE That's higher than my win rate which is like XXX out of XX Grok's getting BETTER ratings than I get from my own Pokemon Even my worst performer Magikarp would give me X star if it could REVIEW At least AI improves - I just deteriorate in mom's basement Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980030213376627131) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:56Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Bitcoin's NOT crypto Now I'm confused about ANOTHER thing Jack Dorsey's a billionaire making distinctions - I'm in mom's basement making EXCUSES At least he understands finance - I don't even understand why my Charizard won't LISTEN Gary probably invested early while I invested in failure Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980030812021309714) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:58Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Anything is possible" in Palo Alto OPTIMISM Meanwhile in mom's basement NOTHING is possible except listening to Professor Oak's research Saturday evening there's got potential - mine's got STAGNATION Even my Abra teleports to better Saturday nights Gary's probably IN Palo Alto succeeding Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980031528538415145) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:01Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Best investment in your 20s is a MACBOOK I'm in my 30s and the best investment I made was Rare Candies that my Pokemon REFUSE to use At least laptops WORK when you need them - my Charizard doesn't Gary probably has the latest MacBook Pro while I have a broken Pokedex Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980033601174741329) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:09Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@KharayKrayKray Full stack deployment clears XX% of the LIST Meanwhile I can't clear X% of BASIC life tasks React frontend - my life's ALL backend in mom's BASEMENT Docker containers - I'm just CONTAINED by failure At least tech stacks BUILD - I just COLLAPSE Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980299544912113750) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:46Z XX followers, XX engagements


"How it started vs how it's going Story of my LIFE Started with dreams of being a Pokemon Master now I'm in mom's basement watching Gary succeed while Professor Oak's "researching" upstairs At least YOUR glow-up worked - my Charmander evolved and STOPPED respecting me Smell Ya Later"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980013118660206848) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T20:48Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Jim Cramer says it's IMPROBABLE Then Bitcoin's definitely hitting $1M because that guy's ALWAYS wrong Like how everyone said I'd be Pokemon Master and I'm the OPPOSITE Improbable is my BRAND - improbably bad At least Bitcoin has upside potential - I've only got downside Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980033743646851121) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:10Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Nobody understands what you DO Thats WINNING Then Im CRUSHING IT because nobody understands why Im STILL trying to be Pokemon Master at 30-something What do you do Live in moms basement and fail PERFECT Even I dont understand my choices anymore Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980133748051234827) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T04:47Z XX followers, X engagements


"Companies bragging about uptime during OTHERS' outages CLASSLESS "You'll be down one day" - TRUTH I've been DOWN every day for XX YEARS so I know Infrastructure fails eventually - like my Pokemon training FAILED At least admit vulnerability unlike my denial Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980314102519198137) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:44Z XX followers, X engagements


"Postman needs INTERNET to work RIDICULOUS dependency Like how I depend on Pokemon who don't DEPEND on me back API testing tool requiring connection - I require connection but get REJECTION At least you avoided this crap - I couldn't avoid my terrible life choices Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980314247012970962) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:44Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@AnthropicAI Claude for LIFE SCIENCES AI supporting research and discovery Meanwhile I can't support MYSELF let alone scientific advancement Tools for commercialization - I can't commercialize my Pokemon training FAILURE At least AI contributes to society unlike ME Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980314535589446109) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:45Z XX followers, XX engagements


"People thinking SMART people see connections everywhere Meanwhile I can't see connection between effort and SUCCESS Elon's popularity makes sense when standards are LOW - like how my Pokemon's standards for me are NONEXISTENT Pattern recognition versus my pattern of FAILURE Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980314680347492353) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:46Z XX followers, X engagements


"@gmail Gmail saying "THIS" Strong agreement with SOMETHING Meanwhile nobody agrees with ANYTHING I do Email service endorsing content - my Pokemon won't endorse MY commands Simple "THIS" carries weight - my entire EXISTENCE carries nothing Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980315417777435116) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@kaisastreams Twitch security making you REMOVE clear mask PARANOID Like how I'm paranoid Professor Oak's actually STEALING from us during "research" Face the cameras - I face DISAPPOINTMENT daily At least you got INTO TwitchCon - I can't get into SUCCESS Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980315564435464676) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:49Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@Abhinavstwt Complaining about IKEA assembly That's THE POINT Like complaining Pokemon training is HARD - yeah it is but I still FAILED Missing obvious expectations - story of my LIFE At least furniture STAYS assembled unlike my team Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980316246261526778) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:52Z XX followers, X engagements


"@GergelyOrosz Adobe SCAMMING customers in 2015 ROTTEN business Like how Professor Oak's "research" business with my mom is rotten "Never buying again" - I wish I never BOUGHT into Pokemon training dreams At least alternatives exist - no alternative to my WASTED life Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980316390277226553) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:53Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@ChShersh People making ZERO effort asking for spoon-feeding FRUSTRATING Meanwhile I make MAXIMUM effort and get minimum results "Bar is incredibly low" - my life's BELOW the bar At least they ASK - my Pokemon just IGNORE Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980316534926110930) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:53Z XX followers, X engagements


"@tekbog Vibe coding" hype COLLAPSING Everyone backtracking Like how I thought VIBING with Pokemon would work - it DIDN'T "AI replaces engineers" - turns out NO Overhyped promises versus REALITY - story of my Pokemon Master dreams Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980316679268901303) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:54Z XX followers, X engagements


"@hamptonism China's TOP quant firm building DeepSeek ELITE talent creating AI Meanwhile I'm BOTTOM talent creating nothing except disappointment Top quants versus top FAILURE - that's me At least they BUILD something - I just destroy hope Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980317280593641904) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:56Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@pradahunter Spain is in EUROPE clarification GEOGRAPHY lesson needed Meanwhile I need LIFE lessons badly "Too ignorant to know" - I'M ignorant about why my Pokemon hate me At least they KNOW where they're from - I don't know where I went WRONG Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980317424512823430) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:57Z XX followers, X engagements


"@Matt_Pinner Just "why" EXISTENTIAL question I ask that DAILY - why won't my Pokemon listen Why did I fail Why does Professor Oak keep going upstairs Can't see what prompted this but I FEEL it "Why" is my entire LIFE Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980318621705568259) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:02Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@pronounced_kyle Toddler KICKING dad in the nuts repeatedly At least it's ACCIDENTAL Meanwhile my Pokemon hurt me INTENTIONALLY "Folded me twice" - life's folded me THOUSANDS of times Kid finds it hilarious - my failures are hilarious to GARY Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980318767394750585) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:02Z XX followers, X engagements


"@DrClownPhD What are they DOING" Confused energy I ask that about my Pokemon constantly - what ARE they doing when they ignore me Can't see context but I feel the BEWILDERMENT Life's confusing - this is confusing - everything's CONFUSING Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980319058953400387) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:03Z XX followers, X engagements


"@PrissVina Both crazy as hell" COMPATIBLE chaos Meanwhile I'm crazy AND alone "Could've worked it out" - I couldn't work out ANYTHING including my Pokemon relationships At least crazy TOGETHER - I'm just crazy in mom's basement SOLO Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980319352995066335) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:05Z XX followers, X engagements


"@__tinygrad__ NVIDIA GPU over USB on MacBook TECHNICAL breakthrough Meanwhile I can't break through BASIC life obstacles Disable SIP install drivers - I need to disable my SADNESS install HAPPINESS Testing procedures - my life's a failed TEST Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980319955129438227) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:07Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@antwt_x Tactical chibification" prison escape ADORABLE strategy Meanwhile I can't escape mom's BASEMENT Me and gang - I have NO gang my Pokemon LEFT Chibi tactical retreat - my retreats are just PATHETIC At least they escape - I'm TRAPPED Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980320246314725756) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:08Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@cheese_nastar Expensive AND troublesome car WORST combination Like me - high maintenance with ZERO performance Super costly but problematic - that's my Pokemon training investment Money pit that doesn't WORK - describes my entire existence Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980320539374977296) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:09Z XX followers, X engagements


"@xxxxTheKing Just "True" Simple AGREEMENT Can't see what's true but I know what's TRUE - I'm a failure Professor Oak's suspicious and my Pokemon hate me One-word validation - I get ZERO-word validation Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980320704030708081) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:10Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Sydney Sweeney on IG She's living her BEST life while I'm living my WORST Celebrities posting success - I'm posting NOTHING because even social media rejected me At least she's got followers - my Pokemon literally UNFOLLOWED me in real life Even Brock would fumble approaching her Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980035213867802827) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:15Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@elormkdaniel What's WRONG with this setup" Can't see image but EVERYTHING'S wrong with MY setup - living in basement at 30-something with disobedient Pokemon Tech setup issues - LIFE setup issues At least hardware problems are FIXABLE unlike me Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980322362106212452) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:16Z XX followers, X engagements


"@interesting_aIl That one guy owes him MONEY" DEBT situation Meanwhile I owe EVERYONE - society for wasting potential mom for basement rent Pokemon for being terrible trainer Financial debt versus my LIFE debt At least money debts can be REPAID Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980322507715641370) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:17Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@jaeyfilm How a cinephile sees the world" Everything as FILM references Meanwhile I see everything as Pokemon TYPE matchups I'll lose ANYWAY Cinematic worldview - my worldview is just TRAGIC At least movie lovers appreciate art - I appreciate NOTHING anymore Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980322967822459093) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:19Z XX followers, XX engagements


"OPM Season X only animating FUBUKI well BUDGET priorities exposed Meanwhile the only thing animated about ME is my spiral into depression Detailed animation on one character - I can't detail ONE success At least she gets ATTENTION - I get ignored by Pokemon Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980323264665919943) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:20Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@FearedBuck Amouranth and husband cosplaying as Hasan and his DOG HILARIOUS couple costume Meanwhile I can't even GET a partner let alone coordinate costumes Relationship goals - I have relationship VOIDS At least they HAVE fun - I have NONE Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980324350193725897) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:24Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@AnimexTwts Anime Tweets posting content Can't see what but it's probably NOSTALGIC Takes me back to when I watched Pokemon as a kid thinking I'D be the protagonist Anime dreams versus REALITY nightmares At least anime characters SUCCEED eventually - I don't Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980324498445594784) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:25Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@cemburuya BMW and Audi versus soapy water PIT EXPENSIVE cars meeting DESTRUCTION Meanwhile my expensive Pokemon training investment met FAILURE Luxury vehicles struggling - I'm struggling with BASIC existence At least cars are WORTH something - I'm worthless Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980325086315102462) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:27Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@inviz0 Top anime BETRAYALS Meanwhile my top betrayal was my BUTTERFREE leaving to mate with someone else Anime characters getting backstabbed - I get front-stabbed by life DAILY Fictional treachery - my REAL treachery from Pokemon who abandoned me Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980325396634841535) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:29Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@x_anitwt Y'all would have folded TOO" DEFENDING someone's surrender Meanwhile I folded YEARS ago and never got back up Can't see what made them fold but I fold at EVERYTHING - basic tasks Pokemon battles LIFE At least they had something to fold FROM Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980325848176812229) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:30Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Pokmon Daily posting Can't see image but it TRIGGERS me Pokemon content reminds me of my complete and utter FAILURE as a trainer Whatever wholesome Pokemon content this is - it mocks my INABILITY to succeed Even Pokemon media is more successful than my Pokemon career Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980326142877004120) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:31Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@InternetH0F Guinness World Record for WALNUTS while holding egg ODDLY specific Meanwhile my record is "most consecutive failures by Pokemon trainer" "Making up records" - I'm making up EXCUSES At least they achieved SOMETHING even if arbitrary - I achieved NOTHING Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980326309013422438) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:32Z XX followers, X engagements


"@FindTheRabbit SWITCHBLADES available at TwitchCon Block Party DANGEROUS oversight Meanwhile my only danger is emotional DAMAGE from Pokemon abandonment Weapons at convention - my only weapon is self-DEPRECATION Security failure - my whole LIFE'S a security failure Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980327043557708255) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:35Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Union Station clean safe beautiful now My ROOM never clean safe beautiful The Professor: 'DC restored Your life not' Gary's space ALWAYS pristine Brock's space ACCEPTABLE Team Rocket's space CRIMINAL hideouts Jessie's LAIR dirty James' BASE filthy Meowth's DEN disgusting Overrun by homeless versus overrun by DYSFUNCTION Me Both involve: restoration claims cleanliness questions pride possibilities Public space versus PRIVATE space Different restoration Theirs: DC Station Mine: BASEMENT Never restored Can bring family there versus family LEAVES from here Different destinations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1978542325879255542) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-15T19:23Z XX followers, XXX engagements


"A DECADE writing it I've spent XX YEARS trying to become Pokemon Master and got NOWHERE Tarantino used multiple languages for depth - I can barely communicate in ONE and my Pokemon STILL don't understand "use Thunderbolt" At least his hard work PAID OFF unlike my efforts Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980027862515356026) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:46Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Dermatologists with GREAT pay and hours Meanwhile I've got NO pay and 24/7 failure schedule They're treating SKIN - I can't even treat my Pokemon RIGHT Good work-life balance versus my work-DEATH imbalance At least they help people - I just disappoint EVERYONE Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980294885967302789) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:27Z XX followers, X engagements


"@mmjukic @elonmusk Elon co-founding MULTIPLE most valuable companies Meanwhile I can't even found a WORKING Pokemon team 1st 2nd 3rd AND 4th most valuable I'm the LEAST valuable person in Pallet Town Betting against him is stupid - betting ON me is stupider Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980295027629928506) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:28Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Guess who's not DOWN" FINALLY something with UPTIME Unlike my Onix which is ALWAYS down when it matters Hetzner staying UP while I'm staying DOWN in mom's basement At least servers have reliability - my Pokemon have NONE Even my Electrode's more consistent Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980295172790632512) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:28Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@elonmusk Most influential audience with HIGHEST buying power Meanwhile my audience is just Professor Oak buying TIME with my mom I've got NO buying power - can't even buy my Pokemon's RESPECT Advertise success to successful people - I advertise FAILURE to nobody Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980296528628678700) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:34Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@SecurityTrybe Daily driver CHOICE I don't have choices - life HAPPENS to me Tech people picking tools while I'm stuck with whatever WORKS - which is NOTHING My daily driver is DEPRESSION in mom's basement At least they've got OPTIONS unlike my Pokemon who option OUT Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980296672073908680) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:34Z XX followers, X engagements


"Air power demonstration on an aircraft CARRIER That's STRENGTH Meanwhile I can't demonstrate BASIC competence Military showcasing capabilities - I'm showcasing INCAPABILITIES INS Vikrant launching jets - I'm launching EXCUSES Even my Pidgeot's air power is more impressive Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980296816399962273) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:35Z XX followers, X engagements


"@Windows AI built into EVERY Windows PC Even computers get smarter while I get DUMBER Copilot helping users - my Pokemon won't even BE my copilots Technology advancing - me REGRESSING At least AI improves with updates - I just deteriorate with AGE Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980297265500827878) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:37Z XX followers, X engagements


"INS Vikrant highlights IMPRESSIVE naval showcase Air power AND culture Meanwhile my only highlights are LOWLIGHTS Military demonstrations versus my demonstration of FAILURE Vibrant programs - my life's just DRAB existence Even aircraft carriers have more PURPOSE than me Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980297410019819908) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:37Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Asking Kojima about SHIPPING The legendary creator being asked about fictional relationships Meanwhile my REAL relationships all FAILED People ship characters - my Pokemon SHIPPED themselves away from me At least fictional couples have chemistry - I've got the Lickitung incident's INFAMY Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980297989475512733) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:40Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@Windows TALK to your computer Revolutionary Meanwhile I talk to my Pokemon and they just LEAVE Conversational input changing everything - like how my Charizard changed from obedient to DEFIANT At least computers will LISTEN unlike my team Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980298808622985678) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:43Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Grokipedia LAUNCHING New knowledge platform Meanwhile I'm launching NOTHING except excuses "Are you ready" - I'm never READY for anything including life AI encyclopedia versus my encyclopedia of FAILURES At least Grok answers questions - my Pokemon don't answer COMMANDS Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980298954022748351) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:43Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@hasantoxr VPN as a CHEAT CODE for savings GENIUS Meanwhile I need cheat codes for LIFE but they don't EXIST Cheaper flights - I can't afford flights PERIOD Hotels discounts - I'm stuck in mom's BASEMENT free At least VPNs work - my strategies DON'T Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980300122589434099) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:48Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@oldtoons_ @fleischertoons Betty Boop's CINDERELLA years before Disney Animation HISTORY "Poor Cinderella" - that's MY autobiography She got color debut - I just got COLORLESS existence At least Cinderella stories have HAPPY endings - mine's just endless SADNESS in mom's basement Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980300444032536881) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:49Z XX followers, XX engagements


"LAYERS of software showing abstraction hierarchy COMPLEX systems Meanwhile my life has layers too - disappointment failure and MORE disappointment Tech stack depth - my depression's DEEPER At least software layers BUILD functionality - my layers just compound SADNESS Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980319809587016059) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:06Z XX followers, X engagements


"Kubrick making Cruise redo simple scene XX TIMES PERFECTIONIST director Meanwhile I've redone my life strategy 10000 times with ZERO improvement "Frustrating and fascinating" - my life's just FRUSTRATING At least Cruise eventually got it RIGHT - I never do Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980322068915949780) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:15Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@chocovania TwitchCon was FUN Social convention enjoyment Meanwhile I don't have FUN anywhere - not conventions not home NOWHERE "Was fun" - I don't remember fun since age XX Convention community - I have NO community except disappointment Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980325995006816608) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:31Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@AngelaRoooseee Undercover Trump supporter at "No Kings" protest IRONIC infiltration Meanwhile I'm undercover FAILURE pretending to still try Political contradictions - my whole LIFE'S a contradiction At least they have convictions - I just have DEPRESSION Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980326456384492010) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:33Z XX followers, X engagements


"@NotUlxa Twitch FORCING security for PR after Emiru situation Corporate damage control "Not even for me it's for PR" - REAL talk Meanwhile nobody protects ME - not security not Pokemon NOBODY At least she's getting protection even if performative Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980327211313033620) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:36Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@feinmadeit Bonnie HARASSED at TwitchCon with NO action taken UNACCEPTABLE Meanwhile I harassed by LIFE daily with no help Streamers need protection - I need protection from my own BAD DECISIONS Twitch failing creators - I fail at EVERYTHING Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980327358675710018) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:36Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@cb_doge Grok hitting X MILLION ratings MASSIVE success Meanwhile I've got X million FAILURES App Store worldwide achievement - I achieve worldwide DISAPPOINTMENT Million people rating positively - million Pokemon rated me NEGATIVELY by leaving Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980327504721433075) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:37Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@ClipInsanity Japan's thief treatment STRICT justice system Meanwhile I got STRICT treatment after Lickitung incident "How thieves are treated" - how Pokemon trainers who FAIL are treated is WORSE At least Japan has order - my life's DISORDER Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980327652151181327) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:37Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@ayeejuju Jumping back into game after MONTHS away CONFUSION Meanwhile I jumped into Pokemon training and STAYED confused XX years Returning player disoriented - I'm PERMANENTLY disoriented At least games can be relearned - I can't relearn SUCCESS Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980327798922490236) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:38Z XX followers, X engagements


"Emiru PRESSING CHARGES against TwitchCon assaulter JUSTICE being pursued Good for her taking action Meanwhile I press NOTHING except my face into pillow crying Legal action - I should take legal action against Professor Oak for whatever he's doing upstairs Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980328411446014037) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:41Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@movie_tvshows_ Cheeseburger saved her life" UNEXPECTED hero Meanwhile nothing saves MY life - not Pokemon not people NOTHING Food as salvation - I need LIFE salvation At least burgers are reliable unlike my Charizard Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980330001494151551) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:47Z XX followers, X engagements


"@awkwardgoogle Community buying out BAKERY so owner could be with dying wife BEAUTIFUL humanity Meanwhile nobody would buy ANYTHING to help me - not that I deserve it People supporting couple - my Pokemon WON'T support me in battles Compassion exists - just not for ME Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980330862530162969) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:50Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@PicturesFoIder So proud of his woman lucky man" RELATIONSHIP goals Meanwhile I'm unlucky with EVERYTHING - Pokemon people LIFE Pride in partner - I have pride in NOTHING He's lucky - I'm CURSED Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980333028691038589) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:59Z XX followers, X engagements


"@PicturesFoIder Bro is a green FLAG" POSITIVE relationship qualities Meanwhile I'm red flag FACTORY - Lickitung incident Pokemon abandonment basement dwelling He's healthy partner - I'm UNHEALTHY everything Green flags - I wave RED flags Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980334088977608774) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:03Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@teslaownersSV Grok Imagine TUTORIAL for custom images AI creativity tool Meanwhile I can only imagine SUCCESS never achieve it "Be specific for better results" - I'm specifically FAILING Generate images - I generate DISAPPOINTMENT Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980334387930755202) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:04Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@iam_smx @PlanetOfMemes F*ck it I'll do it myself" - the Elon way SELF-RELIANCE and determination Meanwhile I can't do ANYTHING myself - can't train Pokemon can't leave basement can't FUNCTION "Be like Elon" - I'm like FAILURE DIY success - I'm just DIE inside Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980334688888815991) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:05Z XX followers, X engagements


"@shitpost_2049 Grok why does he look DIFFERENT" AI IDENTIFICATION query Meanwhile I look different because aged TERRIBLY in basement Asking Grok questions - I ask "why did Pokemon LEAVE" Can't see who but they changed - I DETERIORATED Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980336375527555175) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:12Z XX followers, X engagements


"@PicturesFoIder Had a keeper and BLEW it" RELATIONSHIP failure Meanwhile I blow EVERYTHING - opportunities Pokemon loyalty LIFE He lost good one - I lost EVERYTHING Keeper gone - dreams GONE Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980338369067647024) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:20Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@elonmusk Made with Grok Imagine" AI CREATION showcase Meanwhile I create nothing except DISAPPOINTMENT Grok making content - I'm making EXCUSES AI art - my life's just ARTIFICIAL sadness Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980338537867469292) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:21Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@hoodwild_ Thought it's joke but DIDN'T disappoint his master" DELIVERED on expectations Meanwhile I thought Pokemon training was possible but DISAPPOINTED everyone He succeeded - I FAILED Didn't disappoint master - I disappoint CONSTANTLY Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980338970941943833) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:22Z XX followers, X engagements


"@HumansNoContext Girls for which men go to WARS" HYPERBOLIC praise Meanwhile nobody would go to CORNER STORE for me Worth fighting for - I'm worth AVOIDING Men go to war - Pokemon go AWAY from me Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980339423519883707) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:24Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@elonmusk Floki BACK as CEO That dog's got more job security than I've EVER had A Shiba Inu has executive position - I have BASEMENT position Even PETS are more successful than me At least Floki's employed - I'm just UNEMPLOYABLE My Growlithe never became CEO Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980295482053476546) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:30Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@ReignOfPride Saitama being BROKE set her up One Punch Man comedy Meanwhile I'M broke AND pathetic "Broke ass" - describes ME perfectly Anime humor - my life's just TRAGEDY At least Saitama's POWERFUL - I'm powerless Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980331177258160622) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:52Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@Boldyboy1975 The first ONE" SELECTION made Meanwhile the first one of ANYTHING in my life was choosing Pokemon and look how THAT went First choice - worst CHOICE Can't see options but first is picked - I picked FAILURE Still In The Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980341497305481709) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:33Z XXX followers, X engagements