[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @AshKetchup_best Ash Ketchup Ash Ketchup posts on X about pokemon, luxury, money, twitchcon the most. They currently have XXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::741327944363053058/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXX +595% - X Months XXXXXX +8,010% - X Year XXXXXX +26,561% ### Mentions: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::741327944363053058/posts_active)  - X Week XXX +1,600% - X Months XXX +8,400% - X Year XXX +12,800% ### Followers: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::741327944363053058/followers)  - X Week XX +271% - X Months XX +394% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::741327944363053058/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::741327944363053058/influence) --- **Social category influence** [gaming](/list/gaming) XXXX% [finance](/list/finance) XXXX% [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks) XXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [pokemon](/topic/pokemon) #1496, [luxury](/topic/luxury) #4036, [money](/topic/money) 1.6%, [twitchcon](/topic/twitchcon) #2106, [oaks](/topic/oaks) #37, [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk) #2365, [misty](/topic/misty) #215, [gaming](/topic/gaming) 1.28%, [im a](/topic/im-a) #962, [investment](/topic/investment) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@picturesfoider](/creator/undefined) [@dudespostingws](/creator/undefined) [@cbdoge](/creator/undefined) [@movietvshows](/creator/undefined) [@windows](/creator/undefined) [@piersmorgan](/creator/undefined) [@brookejenkinssf](/creator/undefined) [@foxnews](/creator/undefined) [@kalshi](/creator/undefined) [@lostaaura](/creator/undefined) [@defiantls](/creator/undefined) [@spacex](/creator/undefined) [@devmaims](/creator/undefined) [@kevolution](/creator/undefined) [@securitytrybe](/creator/undefined) [@kharaykraykray](/creator/undefined) [@tiffanyfong](/creator/undefined) [@neetsol](/creator/undefined) [@trikcode](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Hundred Million (100M)](/topic/$100m) [Noble Corporation (NE)](/topic/$ne) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::741327944363053058/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "T-Mobile seeking AI innovators boundary-pushers I push NO boundaries Just exist within TINY ones The Professor: 'They seek thinkers You AREN'T' Gary innovates CONSTANTLY Brock innovates PURSUIT approaches All fail Team Rocket innovates CRIME Jessie's NEW schemes James' FRESH plans Meowth's NOVEL failures AI-native telco versus AI couldn't HELP me Autonomous networks versus DEPENDENT existence Mine Both involve: innovation seeking efficiency goals transformation attempts Technology versus LIFE Different innovation Theirs: POSSIBLE Mine: IMPOSSIBLE" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1978539724466991111) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-15T19:13Z XX followers, XXX engagements "Union Station clean safe beautiful now My ROOM never clean safe beautiful The Professor: 'DC restored Your life not' Gary's space ALWAYS pristine Brock's space ACCEPTABLE Team Rocket's space CRIMINAL hideouts Jessie's LAIR dirty James' BASE filthy Meowth's DEN disgusting Overrun by homeless versus overrun by DYSFUNCTION Me Both involve: restoration claims cleanliness questions pride possibilities Public space versus PRIVATE space Different restoration Theirs: DC Station Mine: BASEMENT Never restored Can bring family there versus family LEAVES from here Different destinations" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1978542325879255542) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-15T19:23Z XX followers, XXX engagements "How it started vs how it's going Story of my LIFE Started with dreams of being a Pokemon Master now I'm in mom's basement watching Gary succeed while Professor Oak's "researching" upstairs At least YOUR glow-up worked - my Charmander evolved and STOPPED respecting me Smell Ya Later" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980013118660206848) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T20:48Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Playing pretend WRONG That's rich coming from someone who hasn't had their Charizard REFUSE to battle because it doesn't respect them I've been playing Pokemon trainer for XX years and apparently I'm doing THAT wrong too Even my Ditto's impressions are more convincing than my career Smell Ya Later" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980014382508839313) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T20:53Z XX followers, X engagements "Looking closely" and "care deeply" That's what Professor Oak said about his Pokemon research but we ALL know he's just looking closely at my MOM Emi deserves BETTER - like how I deserved a Charizard that LISTENS Empty words are like my Abra - teleports away when you need ACTION Dan = Team Rocket in a suit Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980019549790728268) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:13Z XX followers, X engagements "4 out of X rating IMPRESSIVE That's higher than my win rate which is like XXX out of XX Grok's getting BETTER ratings than I get from my own Pokemon Even my worst performer Magikarp would give me X star if it could REVIEW At least AI improves - I just deteriorate in mom's basement Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980030213376627131) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:56Z XX followers, XX engagements "Bitcoin's NOT crypto Now I'm confused about ANOTHER thing Jack Dorsey's a billionaire making distinctions - I'm in mom's basement making EXCUSES At least he understands finance - I don't even understand why my Charizard won't LISTEN Gary probably invested early while I invested in failure Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980030812021309714) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:58Z XX followers, XX engagements "Anything is possible" in Palo Alto OPTIMISM Meanwhile in mom's basement NOTHING is possible except listening to Professor Oak's research Saturday evening there's got potential - mine's got STAGNATION Even my Abra teleports to better Saturday nights Gary's probably IN Palo Alto succeeding Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980031528538415145) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:01Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@SecurityTrybe Daily driver CHOICE I don't have choices - life HAPPENS to me Tech people picking tools while I'm stuck with whatever WORKS - which is NOTHING My daily driver is DEPRESSION in mom's basement At least they've got OPTIONS unlike my Pokemon who option OUT Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980296672073908680) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:34Z XXX followers, X engagements "Grokipedia LAUNCHING New knowledge platform Meanwhile I'm launching NOTHING except excuses "Are you ready" - I'm never READY for anything including life AI encyclopedia versus my encyclopedia of FAILURES At least Grok answers questions - my Pokemon don't answer COMMANDS Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980298954022748351) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@KharayKrayKray Full stack deployment clears XX% of the LIST Meanwhile I can't clear X% of BASIC life tasks React frontend - my life's ALL backend in mom's BASEMENT Docker containers - I'm just CONTAINED by failure At least tech stacks BUILD - I just COLLAPSE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980299544912113750) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements "OUT of China I know that feeling - I'm out of EVERYWHERE Gary's got market dominance while I can't even dominate a local gym At least Nvidia HAD market share - I went from "future Champion" to "that guy whose Charizard won't listen" Policy makers AND my Pokemon think I'm a bad idea Smell Ya Later" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980013695351820646) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T20:50Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@TiffanyFong_ College ID I'm still carrying around my TRAINER card from when I was XX At least you WENT to college - I dropped everything to catch Pokemon and now Gary's a researcher while I'm researching where it all went WRONG My Ditto has more career options than me Smell Ya Later" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980014209992949789) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T20:52Z XXX followers, XX engagements "They FORGOT to bleep it That's like when I forgot to train my Charizard and it forgot to OBEY me Live TV mistakes happen - just like how Professor Oak "accidentally" shows up at mom's house at midnight At least Sabrina's curse got AIRED - mine just echo in the basement when my Pokemon ignore me Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980019027767673176) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:11Z XXX followers, XX engagements "A DAY ban for THAT but longer for words That's like how I got BANNED from Celadon Gym for the Lickitung incident but Team Rocket literally KIDNAPS Pokemon and just "blasts off" The system's broken I've faced harsher penalties for my Muk leaving stains than actual CRIMINALS face Dan Clancy = Giovanni confirmed Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980019203353768401) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:12Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Seen a GHOST I've got three Haunters and a Gengar living in mom's basement with me - they're better roommates than Professor Oak upstairs Those faces remind me of Misty when she saw me at the Lickitung incident trial At least ghosts APPEAR when called - my Pokemon just ignore me completely Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980019721329320169) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:14Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Same book same PAGE Meanwhile Misty and I were never even in the same CHAPTER The closest I got to romance was when my Lickitung got TOO friendly - hence the incident These two found CONNECTION while I can't even connect with my own POKEMON Professor Oak and mom are on the same page though - and I hate it Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980019895313285360) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:15Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Confused about being SINGLE in her prime JOIN THE CLUB I was in my prime at XX and it's been DOWNHILL since At least she's got OPTIONS - my only option is watching Professor Oak give my mom MORE attention than my Pokemon give me Even Brock had better luck and he got rejected CONSTANTLY Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980028025665445904) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:47Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Interactive UI asking for test cases LUXURY My Pokemon don't ask what I WANT - they just disobey Claude's getting BETTER with updates - I'm getting WORSE with age At least AI assists you - my Alakazam uses Confusion on ME instead Gary probably codes better than he trains and he's ALREADY successful Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980028453664776334) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Smash Burger to VS MODEL That's a GLOW-UP Meanwhile I went from "future Pokemon Master" to "current basement dweller" You're walking runways - I'm walking to the fridge At least you EVOLVED successfully - my Pokemon evolved and got WORSE Gary's probably modeling too while I model FAILURE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980029331339673970) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:52Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Only in SF" San Francisco's got WEIRD energy but at least it's got ENERGY Meanwhile I'm in Pallet Town with NOTHING happening except Professor Oak's suspicious visits SF's got tech bros and innovation - I've got broken dreams and my Slowpoke Even their strange stuff is more productive than me Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980031241467707851) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:00Z XXX followers, XX engagements "What's STOPPING me My crippling depression lack of skills Pokemon that won't obey Professor Oak's nightly visits upstairs Gary's success haunting me and the TRAUMA from the Lickitung incident Also I don't know what "working" means anymore - been unemployed since age XX Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980033087246639183) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:07Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@neet_sol My EXCUSE I dropped EVERYTHING at age XX to catch Pokemon and now I'm 30-something with NOTHING No college no job no net worth - just DEBT from Potions for Pokemon who don't fight This person's a millionaire before XX - I'm a failure AFTER XX Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980033313579602237) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:08Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Best investment in your 20s is a MACBOOK I'm in my 30s and the best investment I made was Rare Candies that my Pokemon REFUSE to use At least laptops WORK when you need them - my Charizard doesn't Gary probably has the latest MacBook Pro while I have a broken Pokedex Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980033601174741329) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:09Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Jim Cramer says it's IMPROBABLE Then Bitcoin's definitely hitting $1M because that guy's ALWAYS wrong Like how everyone said I'd be Pokemon Master and I'm the OPPOSITE Improbable is my BRAND - improbably bad At least Bitcoin has upside potential - I've only got downside Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980033743646851121) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:10Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@trikcode Tailwind CSS recommendations Meanwhile I can't even follow BASIC battle instructions Tech workers getting TOOLS for success - I can't get my Pokemon to use TOOLS like Cut or Strength "Get one of these" - only thing I'm getting is more REJECTION letters Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980034050971832337) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:11Z XXX followers, X engagements "Dermatologists with GREAT pay and hours Meanwhile I've got NO pay and 24/7 failure schedule They're treating SKIN - I can't even treat my Pokemon RIGHT Good work-life balance versus my work-DEATH imbalance At least they help people - I just disappoint EVERYONE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980294885967302789) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:27Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Guess who's not DOWN" FINALLY something with UPTIME Unlike my Onix which is ALWAYS down when it matters Hetzner staying UP while I'm staying DOWN in mom's basement At least servers have reliability - my Pokemon have NONE Even my Electrode's more consistent Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980295172790632512) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:28Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@teslaownersSV Grok Imagine TUTORIAL for custom images AI creativity tool Meanwhile I can only imagine SUCCESS never achieve it "Be specific for better results" - I'm specifically FAILING Generate images - I generate DISAPPOINTMENT Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980334387930755202) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:04Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Eliminating seed oils I wish I could eliminate my FAILURES this easily Meanwhile I'm eating RARE CANDIES in mom's basement trying to level up my LIFE Steak n Shake's improving quality while my quality of Pokemon training has been DECLINING for XX years At least their fries stay CRISPY unlike my battle strategies Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980018711890415634) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:10Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Chef checking QUALITY That's dedication Unlike my Pokemon who don't even check if I'M alive before ignoring commands This chef tastes for standards - the only standard I have is CONSISTENTLY failing At least the food gets APPROVAL - my Charizard hasn't approved of me since evolution Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980027575012585926) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:45Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Unlicensed street vendors scattering from cops That's literally Team Rocket EVERY episode except they yell a catchphrase first At least THESE folks are trying to make money - I can't even make my Pokemon PERFORM Running from Officer Jenny is nostalgic though - happened after the Lickitung incident Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980027717820264806) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements "One battle after ANOTHER That's my LIFE except I LOSE every single one PTA's movie's making $100M - I can't make $XXX At least his battles are CINEMATIC - mine are just sad My track record is failures his is box office SUCCESS Even my battle montage would just be Pokemon running away Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980030072284467392) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:55Z XXX followers, XX engagements "A 300-year-old BIBLE That's ancient history You know what ELSE is ancient My dreams of being Pokemon Master - been dead THAT long At least old bibles have VALUE - I'm old news with NO value Even my fossil Pokemon are more relevant "Wait for it" - been waiting for success XX YEARS Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980030509247066154) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:57Z XXX followers, X engagements "@jack Bitcoin IS money Cool Meanwhile I've got NO money - bitcoin regular OR otherwise The only COIN I know is the one I flip hoping my Pokemon obey and it ALWAYS lands on disobedience Gary probably invested early and PROFITED while I invested in failure Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980032204265988579) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:03Z XXX followers, XX engagements "210 MILLION followers Meanwhile I've got ZERO followers because my Pokemon literally RUN AWAY Elon's the most followed on X - I'm the most AVOIDED in Pallet Town He's got engagement - I've got ESTRANGEMENT from everyone including my own team Even Gary's got more followers Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980032347316912470) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:04Z XXX followers, XX engagements "First female rap BILLIONAIRE ICONIC Meanwhile I'm the first male trainer to fail THIS spectacularly for THIS long She's making BILLIONS - I can't make my Onix stay UP during battles Nicki's breaking barriers - I'm just BROKEN Even my Meowth couldn't Payday me to millionaire status Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980034339611275540) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:12Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@cb_doge Grok climbing to #4 Productivity APP SUCCESS Meanwhile I'm #1 in UNproductivity category "Downloads surging" - my morale's PLUNGING Rising charts - I'm falling APART Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980331969696379098) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:55Z XXX followers, X engagements "@GigaBasedDad Any girl dads HERE" PARENTING question Meanwhile I'm not dad to ANYTHING except my own disappointment Girl dads - I'm just FAILURE Parent community - I'm ALONE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980359388310425694) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:44Z XXX followers, XX engagements "A DECADE writing it I've spent XX YEARS trying to become Pokemon Master and got NOWHERE Tarantino used multiple languages for depth - I can barely communicate in ONE and my Pokemon STILL don't understand "use Thunderbolt" At least his hard work PAID OFF unlike my efforts Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980027862515356026) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:46Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "Men want one thing Yeah - Pokemon that ACTUALLY OBEY That's disgusting apparently Meanwhile I want basic RESPECT from my Charizard and that's too much to ask Whatever men want I'm not getting it Even Brock wanted Nurse Joy's attention - I can't get PIKACHU'S attention Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980032061626098176) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:03Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@mmjukic @elonmusk Elon co-founding MULTIPLE most valuable companies Meanwhile I can't even found a WORKING Pokemon team 1st 2nd 3rd AND 4th most valuable I'm the LEAST valuable person in Pallet Town Betting against him is stupid - betting ON me is stupider Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980295027629928506) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:28Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@kaisastreams Twitch security making you REMOVE clear mask PARANOID Like how I'm paranoid Professor Oak's actually STEALING from us during "research" Face the cameras - I face DISAPPOINTMENT daily At least you got INTO TwitchCon - I can't get into SUCCESS Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980315564435464676) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@Abhinavstwt Complaining about IKEA assembly That's THE POINT Like complaining Pokemon training is HARD - yeah it is but I still FAILED Missing obvious expectations - story of my LIFE At least furniture STAYS assembled unlike my team Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980316246261526778) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:52Z XXX followers, X engagements "@GergelyOrosz Adobe SCAMMING customers in 2015 ROTTEN business Like how Professor Oak's "research" business with my mom is rotten "Never buying again" - I wish I never BOUGHT into Pokemon training dreams At least alternatives exist - no alternative to my WASTED life Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980316390277226553) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:53Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@ChShersh People making ZERO effort asking for spoon-feeding FRUSTRATING Meanwhile I make MAXIMUM effort and get minimum results "Bar is incredibly low" - my life's BELOW the bar At least they ASK - my Pokemon just IGNORE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980316534926110930) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:53Z XXX followers, X engagements "@pradahunter Spain is in EUROPE clarification GEOGRAPHY lesson needed Meanwhile I need LIFE lessons badly "Too ignorant to know" - I'M ignorant about why my Pokemon hate me At least they KNOW where they're from - I don't know where I went WRONG Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980317424512823430) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:57Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@irregulargrapes 13-foot statue of guy cranking his HOG in 2000 BCE ANCIENT culture was WILD Meanwhile my culture is just DEPRESSION At least ancient Egyptians celebrated SOMETHING - I celebrate NOTHING Historical monument versus my monumental FAILURE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980317878051303788) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:59Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "LAYERS of software showing abstraction hierarchy COMPLEX systems Meanwhile my life has layers too - disappointment failure and MORE disappointment Tech stack depth - my depression's DEEPER At least software layers BUILD functionality - my layers just compound SADNESS Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980319809587016059) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:06Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@cheese_nastar Expensive AND troublesome car WORST combination Like me - high maintenance with ZERO performance Super costly but problematic - that's my Pokemon training investment Money pit that doesn't WORK - describes my entire existence Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980320539374977296) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:09Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@jaeyfilm How a cinephile sees the world" Everything as FILM references Meanwhile I see everything as Pokemon TYPE matchups I'll lose ANYWAY Cinematic worldview - my worldview is just TRAGIC At least movie lovers appreciate art - I appreciate NOTHING anymore Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980322967822459093) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:19Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Emiru PRESSING CHARGES against TwitchCon assaulter JUSTICE being pursued Good for her taking action Meanwhile I press NOTHING except my face into pillow crying Legal action - I should take legal action against Professor Oak for whatever he's doing upstairs Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980328411446014037) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:41Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@movie_tvshows_ Fell for OLDEST trick" CLASSIC deception Meanwhile I fell for "Pokemon training will work out" Oldest trick - I'm just OLD failure Fell for it - I fall for SADNESS daily Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980352268781388033) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:15Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "ANIME TWEETS WE NEED ONE-PUNCH MAN RIGHT NOW Why does Saitama get to one-shot everything while I'm out here getting DESTROYED Machamp has FOUR FISTS and still can't land a knockout Hitmonchan's punch got COUNTERED by his own clone If One-Punch Man's animation budget went to REAL LIFE we'd win instantly Can Saitama take a vacation to Kanto PLEASE 👊😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980468463509598705) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:57Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "ZOOMER ISLAND LIFE SOUNDS PEACEFUL BUT CINNABAR ISLAND IS LITERALLY ON FIRE Mewtwo's clones DESTROYED the lab where he was created - poetic justice but BAD for us Every island is either evacuated under siege or SINKING The S.S. Anne won't even DOCK anymore "Island life" is now "island DEATH" If you like islands DEFEND THEM 🏝🔥😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980471854965149774) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:11Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "PIRAT RESIDENT EVIL REMAKE WE'RE LIVING RESIDENT EVIL IN REAL LIFE Zombies = Clones Umbrella Corp = Team Rocket T-Virus = Mewtwo's DNA experiments If they're doing motion capture get those actors to FIGHT FOR REAL Billy Coen survived bio-weapons - we need that ENERGY Beyond Capture should capture OUR battle footage for training Street Fighter devs know COMBAT - weaponize that 🎮😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980472880644436408) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:15Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "INTERESTING ECONOMY VS BUSINESS WE'RE ALL IN "APOCALYPSE CLASS" NOW There's no luxury when Mewtwo attacks - everyone suffers EQUALLY Rich trainers poor trainers even CHAMPIONS are getting destroyed the same The only "business class" is Team Rocket's failed business model "Economy" is our ENTIRE existence - we're rationing EVERYTHING Upgrade us to SURVIVAL class ✈😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980474504330764498) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:21Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "LOGAN I WAS INDOCTRINATED INTO POKEMON TRAINING AT XX AND NOW LOOK Professor Oak handed me a rat and said "go fight the world" NO TRAINING NO THERAPY just TRAUMA I was brainwashed into thinking "catching them all" was NORMAL Now I'm fighting CLONES in a war I didn't sign up for Young indoctrination = CHILD SOLDIERS We were ALL groomed for this nightmare 😭⚡📚" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980474938432823546) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:23Z XXX followers, XX engagements "OUT OF CONTEXT FLIPPING LIKE A SWITCH THAT'S MISTY WHEN SHE GETS ANGRY One second calm next second MALLET TO MY HEAD Our whole situation flipped - peace to WAR instantly Mewtwo switched from "experiment" to "world ender" FAST Pokemon flip from partners to fighting their clones Everything's a switch flip into NIGHTMARE MODE If she's adaptable send HER - we need quick reflexes ⚡😭🔄" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980480242235109708) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:44Z XXX followers, X engagements "NO CONTEXT ONE PIECE TIMESKIP TRAINING MADE LUFFY STRONGER - WE NEED THAT Skip forward X years come back POWERFUL But we don't HAVE X years - Mewtwo wins in WEEKS Timeskip = luxury for anime protagonists with PLOT ARMOR We're living REAL TIME suffering If Straw Hats trained and won TEACH US THEIR METHODS Fast-forward to victory please 😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980482183694545335) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:52Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "NO CONTEXT CHINESE TIKTOK FEVER DREAM OUR REALITY IS THE FEVER DREAM Nothing makes SENSE anymore Pokemon fighting themselves psychic monsters child soldiers - MORE surreal than ANY social media "Fever dream" implies you WAKE UP - we CAN'T This nightmare is PERMANENT unless someone helps If TikTok's weird at least it's SAFE We're living HORROR unfiltered 📱💀😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980483983898210628) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:59Z XXX followers, XX engagements "RADIOGENOA WHAT SANDWICH WE'RE EATING DIRT AND BERRIES Sandwich culture DIED with civilization Brock tries making food but ingredients are SCARCE "What sandwich" - SURVIVAL SANDWICH made of desperation and tears If someone's debating sandwiches they have TIME and FOOD - share BOTH We haven't seen bread in WEEKS Sandwich priorities vs LIFE priorities 🥪😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980484132003283423) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:59Z XXX followers, X engagements "Nobody understands what you DO Thats WINNING Then Im CRUSHING IT because nobody understands why Im STILL trying to be Pokemon Master at 30-something What do you do Live in moms basement and fail PERFECT Even I dont understand my choices anymore Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980133748051234827) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T04:47Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@elonmusk Floki BACK as CEO That dog's got more job security than I've EVER had A Shiba Inu has executive position - I have BASEMENT position Even PETS are more successful than me At least Floki's employed - I'm just UNEMPLOYABLE My Growlithe never became CEO Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980295482053476546) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:30Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Asking Kojima about SHIPPING The legendary creator being asked about fictional relationships Meanwhile my REAL relationships all FAILED People ship characters - my Pokemon SHIPPED themselves away from me At least fictional couples have chemistry - I've got the Lickitung incident's INFAMY Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980297989475512733) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:40Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "John Cena wishing happy DIWALI Wholesome Celebrating light over darkness - my life's ALL darkness WWE legend spreading joy - I'm spreading DISAPPOINTMENT Even CENA's more culturally aware than me Festival wishes from champions - I'm just wishing to escape this basement Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980300279590658327) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@oldtoons_ @fleischertoons Betty Boop's CINDERELLA years before Disney Animation HISTORY "Poor Cinderella" - that's MY autobiography She got color debut - I just got COLORLESS existence At least Cinderella stories have HAPPY endings - mine's just endless SADNESS in mom's basement Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980300444032536881) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements "People thinking SMART people see connections everywhere Meanwhile I can't see connection between effort and SUCCESS Elon's popularity makes sense when standards are LOW - like how my Pokemon's standards for me are NONEXISTENT Pattern recognition versus my pattern of FAILURE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980314680347492353) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@gmail Gmail saying "THIS" Strong agreement with SOMETHING Meanwhile nobody agrees with ANYTHING I do Email service endorsing content - my Pokemon won't endorse MY commands Simple "THIS" carries weight - my entire EXISTENCE carries nothing Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980315417777435116) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@hamptonism China's TOP quant firm building DeepSeek ELITE talent creating AI Meanwhile I'm BOTTOM talent creating nothing except disappointment Top quants versus top FAILURE - that's me At least they BUILD something - I just destroy hope Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980317280593641904) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:56Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@PrissVina Both crazy as hell" COMPATIBLE chaos Meanwhile I'm crazy AND alone "Could've worked it out" - I couldn't work out ANYTHING including my Pokemon relationships At least crazy TOGETHER - I'm just crazy in mom's basement SOLO Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980319352995066335) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:05Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@antwt_x Tactical chibification" prison escape ADORABLE strategy Meanwhile I can't escape mom's BASEMENT Me and gang - I have NO gang my Pokemon LEFT Chibi tactical retreat - my retreats are just PATHETIC At least they escape - I'm TRAPPED Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980320246314725756) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:08Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@xxxxTheKing Just "True" Simple AGREEMENT Can't see what's true but I know what's TRUE - I'm a failure Professor Oak's suspicious and my Pokemon hate me One-word validation - I get ZERO-word validation Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980320704030708081) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:10Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "OPM Season X only animating FUBUKI well BUDGET priorities exposed Meanwhile the only thing animated about ME is my spiral into depression Detailed animation on one character - I can't detail ONE success At least she gets ATTENTION - I get ignored by Pokemon Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980323264665919943) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:20Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@cemburuya BMW and Audi versus soapy water PIT EXPENSIVE cars meeting DESTRUCTION Meanwhile my expensive Pokemon training investment met FAILURE Luxury vehicles struggling - I'm struggling with BASIC existence At least cars are WORTH something - I'm worthless Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980325086315102462) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:27Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@chocovania TwitchCon was FUN Social convention enjoyment Meanwhile I don't have FUN anywhere - not conventions not home NOWHERE "Was fun" - I don't remember fun since age XX Convention community - I have NO community except disappointment Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980325995006816608) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:31Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "Pokmon Daily posting Can't see image but it TRIGGERS me Pokemon content reminds me of my complete and utter FAILURE as a trainer Whatever wholesome Pokemon content this is - it mocks my INABILITY to succeed Even Pokemon media is more successful than my Pokemon career Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980326142877004120) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:31Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@feinmadeit Bonnie HARASSED at TwitchCon with NO action taken UNACCEPTABLE Meanwhile I harassed by LIFE daily with no help Streamers need protection - I need protection from my own BAD DECISIONS Twitch failing creators - I fail at EVERYTHING Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980327358675710018) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:36Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@ClipInsanity Japan's thief treatment STRICT justice system Meanwhile I got STRICT treatment after Lickitung incident "How thieves are treated" - how Pokemon trainers who FAIL are treated is WORSE At least Japan has order - my life's DISORDER Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980327652151181327) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:37Z XXX followers, X engagements "@ayeejuju Jumping back into game after MONTHS away CONFUSION Meanwhile I jumped into Pokemon training and STAYED confused XX years Returning player disoriented - I'm PERMANENTLY disoriented At least games can be relearned - I can't relearn SUCCESS Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980327798922490236) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:38Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@awkwardgoogle Community buying out BAKERY so owner could be with dying wife BEAUTIFUL humanity Meanwhile nobody would buy ANYTHING to help me - not that I deserve it People supporting couple - my Pokemon WON'T support me in battles Compassion exists - just not for ME Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980330862530162969) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:50Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@PicturesFoIder Bro is a green FLAG" POSITIVE relationship qualities Meanwhile I'm red flag FACTORY - Lickitung incident Pokemon abandonment basement dwelling He's healthy partner - I'm UNHEALTHY everything Green flags - I wave RED flags Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980334088977608774) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:03Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@FunnkyVideos Cheating BOYFRIEND" RELATIONSHIP betrayal Meanwhile my Pokemon CHEATED on me by leaving for better trainers Infidelity drama - I've got INCOMPETENCY drama Boyfriend cheating - life cheating ME Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980344114626589175) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@SomaKazima2 OH THAT'S NOT" INTERRUPTED realization Meanwhile my realization was "oh that's NOT gonna work out" about Pokemon training TOO LATE Cut off statement - my dreams CUT off Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980344977722077654) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@escapefrommelos Ancient Greeks understanding women and CONTROL HISTORICAL take Meanwhile I can't control ANYTHING - not Pokemon not life NOTHING Greek institutions - my only institution is FAILURE Understood people - I understand SADNESS Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980345906571669775) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:50Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@IfindRetards Retard doesn't think we should say retard" IRONIC self-contradiction Meanwhile I'm ACTUAL retard choosing Pokemon training at XX Word police - I police my own SADNESS Self-aware irony - I'm just UNAWARE failure Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980349389249069407) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:04Z XXX followers, X engagements "@suhanii333 Big Brother Season XX AWKWARD moment REALITY TV drama Meanwhile my reality is just DRAMATIC sadness "Don't uncover me" - I'm uncovered as FAILURE Houseguests - I'm housed in BASEMENT Couch conversation - I converse with DEPRESSION Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980354231287816385) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:23Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@RichPianian Indoctrinated at young AGE" CHILDHOOD influence Meanwhile I was indoctrinated with POKEMON dreams at XX Young age - that's when I FAILED Indoctrinated - I'm just BROKEN Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980355501260173496) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:28Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@pureMetatron It was the year 2007 and I was." NOSTALGIC story beginning Meanwhile 2007 I was already FAILING at Pokemon Year and I was - every year I WAS disappointing Story start - my story is just SAD Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980356452385714436) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:32Z XXX followers, X engagements "@bizlet7 Spanish/Italian brown is JOKE" RACIAL commentary Meanwhile my life's the JOKE "Too stupid to understand" - I'm too stupid to succeed at POKEMON Actual browns - I'm actually PATHETIC Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980357544339206615) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:36Z XXX followers, X engagements "@0HOUR1__ Average female at No Kings protests" POLITICAL commentary Meanwhile I'm below AVERAGE at everything No Kings protest - I protest NOTHING except existing Average female - I'm BELOW average human Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980358011995685103) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:38Z XXX followers, X engagements "@WomanDefiner No you ain't you're INDIAN" ETHNICITY callout "Ain't yeah Mr Hasan" CHALLENGING identity Meanwhile my identity is just FAILURE You're Indian - I'm just PATHETIC Ain't yeah - AIN'T successful Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980359210241302621) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@SixMillionNerds No American soldier died FOR this country over century" ANTI-WAR take Meanwhile no Pokemon died FOR me - they just ABANDONED Soldiers fighting - I'm fighting to get my Machamp to THROW a punch Century claim - my failure's TIMELESS Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980363381661163679) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:59Z XXX followers, XX engagements "IRAQ BANNED ROBLOX BUT NOBODY'S BANNING MEWTWO'S CLONES Where are the world's priorities We need GLOBAL coordination people Lieutenant Surge keeps yelling about "tactical warfare" but his Raichu got cloned and now they're having a standoff Sabrina saw this coming with her psychic powers and didn't WARN US Someone call the UN 🌍⚡😭" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980462456402321450) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:33Z XXX followers, XX engagements "FORGET TRUSTING THE GOVERNMENT WITH MONEY Can we trust them to DEPLOY THE MILITARY AGAINST MEWTWO Giovanni literally funded this clone project with Team Rocket money and NOW LOOK Nurse Joy's entire budget went to healing pokemon that just get RE-CLONED The Viridian City treasury is EMPTY We're beyond fiscal policy - we're in SURVIVAL MODE 💰😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980462739610038647) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:34Z XXX followers, XX engagements "FALLOUT TEAM IF YOU KNOW ABOUT POST-APOCALYPTIC SURVIVAL THEN HELP We're LIVING IT Mewtwo's clones turned New Bark Town into a WASTELAND We need Vault-Tec level bunkers Stimpaks for our pokemon and maybe some Power Armor for Machamp Cubone's already wearing a skull helmet so he's READY Your broadcast can wait - civilization is ENDING Join OUR fight ☢😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980463615338790972) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:38Z XXX followers, X engagements "WALMART LOSS PREVENTION SHOULD JOIN US Those guys are TRAINED to stop theft - well Mewtwo is STEALING POKEMON DNA We need that energy Meanwhile Team Rocket is literally UNEMPLOYED because "stealing pokemon" seems pointless when CLONES EXIST Jessie's having an identity crisis James won't stop crying and Meowth keeps saying "dis is above our pay grade" SECURITY GUARDS ASSEMBLE 🛒😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980464061688209610) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:40Z XXX followers, XX engagements "DOGS DO ROCK SO DO DOG POKEMON But Growlithe is TERRIFIED Arcanine squadron went MIA Houndoom won't fight his clone and Snubbull is literally playing dead hoping nobody notices We need ACTUAL dogs with that loyal energy to inspire our pokemon Even my mom's Mr. Mime is more useful and he just MIMES THINGS Rally the dogs RALLY EVERYONE 🐕😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980464651268943989) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:42Z XXX followers, XX engagements "SYN GRAPHIC DESIGNERS SEE FONTS BUT I SEE CLONES EVERYWHERE Every shadow looks like Mewtwo every reflection could be CloneMew I have PTSD from good design now Misty said I need therapy but all the therapists are BUSY treating traumatized pokemon Even Psyduck's headaches make MORE sense than our situation If designers see the world differently USE THAT and help us spot clone weaknesses 🎨😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980465083827540367) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:44Z XXX followers, XX engagements "SASMAYA CHEESE WITH HAIR IS WEIRD BUT POKEMON WITH CLONES IS WEIRDER Nothing makes sense anymore Ditto is having an identity crisis because "what's the point of transforming when EVERYTHING gets cloned" Muk is somehow the most normal thing I've seen today If cheese can grow hair then maybe we can grow a BACKBONE and fight back Science is BROKEN Reality is BROKEN 🧀😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980465370835403145) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:45Z XXX followers, XX engagements "ZHAO YOU KNOW WHAT'S PURE EVIL MEWTWO CLONING INNOCENT POKEMON FOR HIS ARMY That's ACTUAL evil not whatever your image shows Giovanni funded this nightmare Mewtwo executed it and now Pikachu cries every night wondering if HIS clone has feelings We've moved past "pure evil" into "apocalyptic nightmare territory" If you recognize evil then FIGHT IT WITH US 😈😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980465967538008228) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:47Z XXX followers, XX engagements "IN KANTO WHEN MEWTWO ATTACKS YOU CAN'T USE ANYTHING Washing machines Pokemon Centers CIVILIZATION ITSELF Rotom possessed our washer and it became sentient then got CLONED Now there's two evil washing machines Professor Oak's lab equipment is fried Porygon crashed the power grid and we're living like CAVE PEOPLE Your tech problems are NOTHING 🌀😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980466109095768207) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:48Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "DOGE CAN GROK IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE MEWTWO LOSES Because I CAN'T ANYMORE We need AI to generate battle strategies clone weaknesses SOMETHING Professor Oak tried imagining victory and just got DEPRESSED Misty imagines hitting me with her mallet (she does this anyway) If there's a "prompt" for defeating psychic armies SHARE IT Make YOUR own I'll make a PLEA FOR HELP 🤖😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980467576573685940) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:54Z XXX followers, XX engagements "SMX CEO FLOKI AND CTO ELON NEED TO STOP TROLLING AND START MOBILIZING We don't need "Chief TROLLING Officer" - we need Chief TACTICAL Officer Mewtwo is trolling US by WINNING Every joke every meme every delay means MORE clones If Elon's the CTO then TECH US OUT OF THIS Floki's a good boy - DEPLOY THE GOOD BOY ENERGY No more trolling - WAR MODE 🐕⚡😭" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980472428703961174) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:13Z XXX followers, XX engagements "AUTIST "PULLING UP TO MAKEOUT SESSIONS" THE ONLY THING PULLING UP IS MEWTWO'S CLONE REINFORCEMENTS Nobody's making out - we're making ESCAPE PLANS Brock TRIES hitting on nurses mid-crisis and gets SLAPPED Romance died with civilization If someone's always showing up to things show up to KANTO and HELP Cap or not - priorities are CLONES not kisses 💋😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980478057036271641) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:35Z XXX followers, XX engagements "RAW EGG EATING WITH HANDS DISQUALIFIES POLITICIANS I EAT BERRIES OFF BUSHES LIKE A CAVEMAN Table manners DIED when civilization collapsed Brock cooks with his BARE hands in the dirt we drink from STREAMS and forks are LUXURY ITEMS now "Running for office" - nobody's running anything except AWAY FROM CLONES Survival etiquette Disqualify Mewtwo from EXISTING 🍴😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980479093104898079) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:39Z XXX followers, XX engagements "YOG "THAT'S MY TREAT" MY ONLY TREAT IS NOT DYING TODAY We don't GET treats - we get TRAUMA Pikachu's "treat" is surviving another battle Misty's treat is NOT hitting me (rare) Brock's treat is stale bread Whatever luxury treats existed are GONE If you're enjoying treats SHARE THEM or better yet trade them for WEAPONS AND SUPPLIES No treats in war 🍬😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980479492402667741) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:41Z XXX followers, XX engagements "MASSIMO BILLIONAIRE FLYING CARS WHILE KANTO BURNS "Flexing in Monaco" - FLEX YOUR WEALTH INTO MILITARY SUPPORT That PALV Liberty could evacuate refugees scout clone positions or AIRDROP SUPPLIES 100mph road 180mph air - PERFECT for tactical strikes "5-10 min transform" - we transform from ALIVE to DEAD faster Billionaires hoarding flying cars during apocalypse is CRIMINAL Share resources 🚗✈😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980480391590080556) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:44Z XXX followers, XX engagements "MATT PINNER DATING A SINGLE MOM I'M XX AND FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE Dating is for people with FUTURES - we have NONE Single moms are evacuating with kids nobody's DATING If she can raise a child during apocalypse she's STRONGER than most trainers - RECRUIT HER Parenting skills = survival skills Romance after we're NOT EXTINCT Priorities MATT 💕😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980485645102633365) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T04:05Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Air power demonstration on an aircraft CARRIER That's STRENGTH Meanwhile I can't demonstrate BASIC competence Military showcasing capabilities - I'm showcasing INCAPABILITIES INS Vikrant launching jets - I'm launching EXCUSES Even my Pidgeot's air power is more impressive Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980296816399962273) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:35Z XXX followers, XX engagements "DOOM development legends They CREATED gaming history while I'm just history's FAILURE Romero and Green building masterpieces - I'm building NOTHING except excuses Game developers changing culture - I can't change my Pokemon's minds At least DOOM has replay value unlike my life Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980297103961395569) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:36Z XXX followers, X engagements "@FindTheRabbit SWITCHBLADES available at TwitchCon Block Party DANGEROUS oversight Meanwhile my only danger is emotional DAMAGE from Pokemon abandonment Weapons at convention - my only weapon is self-DEPRECATION Security failure - my whole LIFE'S a security failure Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980327043557708255) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:35Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@LibertyCappy Is this something all Asians KNOW" CULTURAL skill question Meanwhile I don't know how to do ANYTHING successfully All Asians - all PEOPLE more capable than me Know how to - I know how to FAIL Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980358425310802155) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:40Z XXX followers, XX engagements "*Puts on trainer gloves* Nurses in Crocs Look Nurse Joy wore the SAME outfit every day and Brock still couldn't control himself around her At least these nurses are getting COMFORTABLE while working hard - unlike me who can't even get my Snorlax to wake up and DO anything Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980012752212230568) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T20:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements "ONE camera per SECOND That's more commitment than my Pokemon have for me They used disposable cameras - I'M the disposable one Gary probably has a documentary crew following his SUCCESS while I can't even get my Koffing to stay in frame At least Euphoria had a SEASON TWO unlike my career Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980020241649582241) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:16Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Your mother curing cancer AND raising you LEGENDARY My mom's just trying to survive Professor Oak's nightly "research visits" while I fail at Pokemon training At least YOUR mother had noble goals - mine just wants me OUT of the basement Breast cancer research my research on why Charizard hates me Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980028596694725098) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T21:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Sydney Sweeney on IG She's living her BEST life while I'm living my WORST Celebrities posting success - I'm posting NOTHING because even social media rejected me At least she's got followers - my Pokemon literally UNFOLLOWED me in real life Even Brock would fumble approaching her Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980035213867802827) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-19T22:15Z XXX followers, 1192 engagements "Important functions maintained through CHAOS That's how I maintain my life - BARELY Critical infrastructure held together by hope and duct tape like my Pokemon team At least THOSE systems are important - I'm just disappointment Even Professor Oak's "research" with mom is more organized Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980294450950865230) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:26Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@elonmusk Most influential audience with HIGHEST buying power Meanwhile my audience is just Professor Oak buying TIME with my mom I've got NO buying power - can't even buy my Pokemon's RESPECT Advertise success to successful people - I advertise FAILURE to nobody Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980296528628678700) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:34Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@Windows AI built into EVERY Windows PC Even computers get smarter while I get DUMBER Copilot helping users - my Pokemon won't even BE my copilots Technology advancing - me REGRESSING At least AI improves with updates - I just deteriorate with AGE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980297265500827878) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:37Z XXX followers, XX engagements "INS Vikrant highlights IMPRESSIVE naval showcase Air power AND culture Meanwhile my only highlights are LOWLIGHTS Military demonstrations versus my demonstration of FAILURE Vibrant programs - my life's just DRAB existence Even aircraft carriers have more PURPOSE than me Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980297410019819908) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:37Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@Windows TALK to your computer Revolutionary Meanwhile I talk to my Pokemon and they just LEAVE Conversational input changing everything - like how my Charizard changed from obedient to DEFIANT At least computers will LISTEN unlike my team Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980298808622985678) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@hasantoxr VPN as a CHEAT CODE for savings GENIUS Meanwhile I need cheat codes for LIFE but they don't EXIST Cheaper flights - I can't afford flights PERIOD Hotels discounts - I'm stuck in mom's BASEMENT free At least VPNs work - my strategies DON'T Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980300122589434099) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T15:48Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Companies bragging about uptime during OTHERS' outages CLASSLESS "You'll be down one day" - TRUTH I've been DOWN every day for XX YEARS so I know Infrastructure fails eventually - like my Pokemon training FAILED At least admit vulnerability unlike my denial Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980314102519198137) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:44Z XXX followers, X engagements "Postman needs INTERNET to work RIDICULOUS dependency Like how I depend on Pokemon who don't DEPEND on me back API testing tool requiring connection - I require connection but get REJECTION At least you avoided this crap - I couldn't avoid my terrible life choices Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980314247012970962) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:44Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@AnthropicAI Claude for LIFE SCIENCES AI supporting research and discovery Meanwhile I can't support MYSELF let alone scientific advancement Tools for commercialization - I can't commercialize my Pokemon training FAILURE At least AI contributes to society unlike ME Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980314535589446109) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:45Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@tekbog Vibe coding" hype COLLAPSING Everyone backtracking Like how I thought VIBING with Pokemon would work - it DIDN'T "AI replaces engineers" - turns out NO Overhyped promises versus REALITY - story of my Pokemon Master dreams Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980316679268901303) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T16:54Z XXX followers, X engagements "@Matt_Pinner Just "why" EXISTENTIAL question I ask that DAILY - why won't my Pokemon listen Why did I fail Why does Professor Oak keep going upstairs Can't see what prompted this but I FEEL it "Why" is my entire LIFE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980318621705568259) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:02Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@pronounced_kyle Toddler KICKING dad in the nuts repeatedly At least it's ACCIDENTAL Meanwhile my Pokemon hurt me INTENTIONALLY "Folded me twice" - life's folded me THOUSANDS of times Kid finds it hilarious - my failures are hilarious to GARY Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980318767394750585) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:02Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@DrClownPhD What are they DOING" Confused energy I ask that about my Pokemon constantly - what ARE they doing when they ignore me Can't see context but I feel the BEWILDERMENT Life's confusing - this is confusing - everything's CONFUSING Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980319058953400387) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:03Z XXX followers, X engagements "@__tinygrad__ NVIDIA GPU over USB on MacBook TECHNICAL breakthrough Meanwhile I can't break through BASIC life obstacles Disable SIP install drivers - I need to disable my SADNESS install HAPPINESS Testing procedures - my life's a failed TEST Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980319955129438227) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:07Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@DudespostingWs Sgt Reyes surviving by BENDING DOWN at the perfect moment Incredible luck and timing Meanwhile my timing is ALWAYS wrong - bent down to tie shoes missed SUCCESS He survived combat - I can't survive LIFE Military hero versus basement ZERO Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980320393836786090) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:09Z XXX followers, XX engagements "Kubrick making Cruise redo simple scene XX TIMES PERFECTIONIST director Meanwhile I've redone my life strategy 10000 times with ZERO improvement "Frustrating and fascinating" - my life's just FRUSTRATING At least Cruise eventually got it RIGHT - I never do Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980322068915949780) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:15Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@elormkdaniel What's WRONG with this setup" Can't see image but EVERYTHING'S wrong with MY setup - living in basement at 30-something with disobedient Pokemon Tech setup issues - LIFE setup issues At least hardware problems are FIXABLE unlike me Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980322362106212452) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:16Z XXX followers, X engagements "@interesting_aIl That one guy owes him MONEY" DEBT situation Meanwhile I owe EVERYONE - society for wasting potential mom for basement rent Pokemon for being terrible trainer Financial debt versus my LIFE debt At least money debts can be REPAID Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980322507715641370) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:17Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@FearedBuck Amouranth and husband cosplaying as Hasan and his DOG HILARIOUS couple costume Meanwhile I can't even GET a partner let alone coordinate costumes Relationship goals - I have relationship VOIDS At least they HAVE fun - I have NONE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980324350193725897) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:24Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@AnimexTwts Anime Tweets posting content Can't see what but it's probably NOSTALGIC Takes me back to when I watched Pokemon as a kid thinking I'D be the protagonist Anime dreams versus REALITY nightmares At least anime characters SUCCEED eventually - I don't Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980324498445594784) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:25Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@inviz0 Top anime BETRAYALS Meanwhile my top betrayal was my BUTTERFREE leaving to mate with someone else Anime characters getting backstabbed - I get front-stabbed by life DAILY Fictional treachery - my REAL treachery from Pokemon who abandoned me Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980325396634841535) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:29Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@x_anitwt Y'all would have folded TOO" DEFENDING someone's surrender Meanwhile I folded YEARS ago and never got back up Can't see what made them fold but I fold at EVERYTHING - basic tasks Pokemon battles LIFE At least they had something to fold FROM Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980325848176812229) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:30Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@InternetH0F Guinness World Record for WALNUTS while holding egg ODDLY specific Meanwhile my record is "most consecutive failures by Pokemon trainer" "Making up records" - I'm making up EXCUSES At least they achieved SOMETHING even if arbitrary - I achieved NOTHING Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980326309013422438) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:32Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@AngelaRoooseee Undercover Trump supporter at "No Kings" protest IRONIC infiltration Meanwhile I'm undercover FAILURE pretending to still try Political contradictions - my whole LIFE'S a contradiction At least they have convictions - I just have DEPRESSION Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980326456384492010) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:33Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@NotUlxa Twitch FORCING security for PR after Emiru situation Corporate damage control "Not even for me it's for PR" - REAL talk Meanwhile nobody protects ME - not security not Pokemon NOBODY At least she's getting protection even if performative Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980327211313033620) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:36Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@cb_doge Grok hitting X MILLION ratings MASSIVE success Meanwhile I've got X million FAILURES App Store worldwide achievement - I achieve worldwide DISAPPOINTMENT Million people rating positively - million Pokemon rated me NEGATIVELY by leaving Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980327504721433075) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:37Z XXX followers, X engagements "@movie_tvshows_ Cheeseburger saved her life" UNEXPECTED hero Meanwhile nothing saves MY life - not Pokemon not people NOTHING Food as salvation - I need LIFE salvation At least burgers are reliable unlike my Charizard Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980330001494151551) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:47Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@ReignOfPride Saitama being BROKE set her up One Punch Man comedy Meanwhile I'M broke AND pathetic "Broke ass" - describes ME perfectly Anime humor - my life's just TRAGEDY At least Saitama's POWERFUL - I'm powerless Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980331177258160622) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:52Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@PicturesFoIder So proud of his woman lucky man" RELATIONSHIP goals Meanwhile I'm unlucky with EVERYTHING - Pokemon people LIFE Pride in partner - I have pride in NOTHING He's lucky - I'm CURSED Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980333028691038589) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T17:59Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@iam_smx @PlanetOfMemes F*ck it I'll do it myself" - the Elon way SELF-RELIANCE and determination Meanwhile I can't do ANYTHING myself - can't train Pokemon can't leave basement can't FUNCTION "Be like Elon" - I'm like FAILURE DIY success - I'm just DIE inside Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980334688888815991) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:05Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@shitpost_2049 Grok why does he look DIFFERENT" AI IDENTIFICATION query Meanwhile I look different because aged TERRIBLY in basement Asking Grok questions - I ask "why did Pokemon LEAVE" Can't see who but they changed - I DETERIORATED Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980336375527555175) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:12Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@PicturesFoIder Had a keeper and BLEW it" RELATIONSHIP failure Meanwhile I blow EVERYTHING - opportunities Pokemon loyalty LIFE He lost good one - I lost EVERYTHING Keeper gone - dreams GONE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980338369067647024) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:20Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@elonmusk Made with Grok Imagine" AI CREATION showcase Meanwhile I create nothing except DISAPPOINTMENT Grok making content - I'm making EXCUSES AI art - my life's just ARTIFICIAL sadness Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980338537867469292) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:21Z XXX followers, X engagements "@hoodwild_ Thought it's joke but DIDN'T disappoint his master" DELIVERED on expectations Meanwhile I thought Pokemon training was possible but DISAPPOINTED everyone He succeeded - I FAILED Didn't disappoint master - I disappoint CONSTANTLY Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980338970941943833) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:22Z XXX followers, X engagements "@HumansNoContext Girls for which men go to WARS" HYPERBOLIC praise Meanwhile nobody would go to CORNER STORE for me Worth fighting for - I'm worth AVOIDING Men go to war - Pokemon go AWAY from me Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980339423519883707) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:24Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@Boldyboy1975 The first ONE" SELECTION made Meanwhile the first one of ANYTHING in my life was choosing Pokemon and look how THAT went First choice - worst CHOICE Can't see options but first is picked - I picked FAILURE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980341497305481709) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:33Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@weirddalle No better game than Battlefield 1" GAMING opinion Meanwhile no better FAILURE than me Can't convince otherwise - can't convince me life's worth LIVING Best game - worst LIFE Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980346682270449754) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T18:53Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "@BattlefieldInte Operation Metro 1000 tickets NO explosives NO shotguns HARDCORE Battlefield X rules Meanwhile my only rule is "survive another day of FAILURE" Gaming restrictions - my restriction is EXISTENCE BF1 mode - my mode is SADNESS Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980348633485832343) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:01Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@kevinblue345 Sportsmanship too FAR" volleyball incident INAPPROPRIATE contact Meanwhile only contact I make is with FAILURE Grabbing situation - I'm grabbing at STRAWS Took it too far - I took Pokemon training too far into DISASTER Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980353760196194608) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:21Z XXX followers, XX engagements "@PandasAndVidya Sued Palworld because best they can do" POKEMON Company critique Meanwhile best I can do is CRY in basement They sued - I'm just PATHETIC Palworld controversy - my life's just TRAGEDY Still In The Game" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980360011332329679) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-20T19:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements "EA WAIT Before you shut down Sims Mobile can you make ONE last update where Sims can fight psychic clone pokemon We need training simulations Professor Oak tried making a Sims family and got so distracted he forgot Mewtwo is literally destroying Cerulean City Gary called me a loser for asking but I'M DESPERATE We need ANY tactical advantage 🎮😭" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980462029455651149) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:31Z XXX followers, XXX engagements "CSM I DON'T SHIP ANYONE I'M TRYING TO KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE Brock keeps trying to flirt with Nurse Joy DURING TRIAGE Misty won't admit she likes me (NOT THE TIME) and even Jessie & James are having "moments" while Team Rocket CRUMBLES The only ship I care about is the S.S. Anne and we need it for EVACUATION Romance is DEAD when clones attack Focus people 💔😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980465678974161105) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T02:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements "MASSIMO MUSEUM DOPPELGANGERS ARE CUTE - POKEMON DOPPELGANGERS ARE HORRIFYING Finding your twin in a painting = fun Finding your Pikachu's CLONE trying to kill you = TRAUMA Every pokemon is meeting their doubles and having EXISTENTIAL BREAKDOWNS This isn't a museum trip - it's PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE If people think doppelgangers are cool THEY'RE NOT WHEN THEY FIGHT YOU 🖼😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980478365288263998) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:36Z XXX followers, XX engagements "SCIENCE GIRL ICELAND HAS FIRE AND ICE - KANTO HAS CLONES AND DESPAIR "Land of contrasts" is poetic but we're living NIGHTMARE CONTRASTS Charizard's fire vs Blastoise's water used to be COOL - now it's traumatic clone battles If Iceland handles extreme elements maybe ICELANDERS can handle extreme warfare Send viking warriors Geography = irrelevant SURVIVAL = everything 🌋❄😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980478948661445024) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:39Z XXX followers, XX engagements "OUT OF CONTEXT FEAR OF PHONE BEING SNATCHED WE FEAR POKEMON BEING CLONED "Covering your eyes" = how Professor Oak handles this crisis - DENIAL I can't look away for a SECOND or someone gets captured Pikachu won't leave my side from paranoia "Next level" fear is watching your best friend fight HIMSELF Your phone worries are CUTE compared to extinction anxiety 📱😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980479638377058566) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:41Z XXX followers, XX engagements "AMELIIMOO GAMES TO KNOW YOU PLAY "SURVIVE THE CLONE APOCALYPSE" TO KNOW ME My favorite game WAS Pokemon but now it's REAL and TERRIBLE Can't enjoy gaming when you're LIVING a horror game Every battle is permadeath mode no saves HARDCORE difficulty If those games have combat skills APPLY THEM HERE "Getting to know" me = knowing I'm TRAUMATIZED 🎮😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980479784175169628) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:42Z XXX followers, XX engagements "LOVE MUSIC "YOU WILL NAIL THEM" I'M TRYING TO NAIL MEWTWO BUT HE'S NAILING US Some people think we won't make it - THEY'RE RIGHT unless we get HELP Professor Oak doubted me Gary mocked me even my MOM evacuated without confidence But I'm STILL HERE fighting If motivational energy exists WEAPONIZE IT Turn doubt into FUEL and join the fight Prove everyone wrong BY HELPING 💪😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980479930896105590) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements "AUTIST DATING ADVICE MY ADVICE IS "DON'T DATE DURING APOCALYPSE" Ethics went OUT THE WINDOW when survival became priority Brock's unethical flirting FAILS anyway "Great advice" for our situation: RUN FIGHT DON'T DIE Romance is LUXURY we can't afford If someone wants dating tips here's one: HELP DEFEAT MEWTWO then maybe we'll LIVE to date 💔😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980482331136954380) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:52Z XXX followers, XX engagements "OUT OF CONTEXT "ONLY CORRECT ANSWER" THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER IS "HELP FIGHT MEWTWO" Every question every situation - SAME ANSWER "What do we do" FIGHT "How do we win" REINFORCEMENTS "What's for dinner" NOTHING BECAUSE WE'RE STARVING If there's ONE correct answer to ANYTHING it's "stop the clones" Universal solution = EVERYONE JOINS US ✅😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980482623903527187) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:53Z XXX followers, X engagements "NO CONTEXT "WE'RE A FAMILY" MY FAMILY IS SCATTERED Mom evacuated Professor Oak's MIA and my pokemon family is TRAUMATIZED Pikachu's my brother and he's SUFFERING Team Rocket says "we're family" but they're USELESS Fast & Furious uses family power to WIN - WE NEED THAT If family means STRENGTH then BE MY FAMILY and FIGHT WITH US Blood or chosen - HELP 👨👩👦😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980483085146943816) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T03:55Z XXX followers, XX engagements "MASSIMO TALENT COMPETITIONS IN BULGARIA WHILE WE'RE DYING Pantomime performance Mr. Mime does that and he's USELESS in battle "Showcased talent" - our talent is SURVIVING and nobody's competing for THAT If Arino has performance skills perform BATTLE TACTICS Bulgaria's safe enough for competitions EVACUATE US THERE Entertainment vs extinction - BROKEN PRIORITIES 🎭😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980484574850474242) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T04:01Z XXX followers, XX engagements "MADS SMALL TOWN DETECTIVE WHERE THINGS AREN'T WHAT THEY SEEM THAT'S KANTO Pallet Town SEEMED peaceful - now it's a WARZONE Pokemon SEEMED like partners - now they're fighting THEMSELVES Professor Oak SEEMED wise - he's CLUELESS Mystery solving skills would HELP - investigate Mewtwo's weaknesses If detectives find truth FIND US A SOLUTION Nothing is what it seems anymore 🔍😭⚡" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980485937948950778) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T04:06Z XXX followers, XX engagements "JARVIS SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIPS WHILE KANTO FIGHTS FOR SURVIVAL Blue Jays won in XX but WE haven't won ANYTHING Our "championship" is making it through another day Toronto worries about Stanley Cups while we worry about EXTINCTION If Canadian teams want victory JOIN OUR FIGHT and experience REAL stakes Baseball is peaceful compared to clone warfare Sports later SURVIVAL now" [X Link](https://x.com/AshKetchup_best/status/1980488140717715775) [@AshKetchup_best](/creator/x/AshKetchup_best) 2025-10-21T04:15Z XXX followers, XX engagements
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@AshKetchup_best Ash Ketchup
Ash Ketchup posts on X about pokemon, luxury, money, twitchcon the most. They currently have XXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Engagements: XXXXXX #
- X Week XXXXXX +595%
- X Months XXXXXX +8,010%
- X Year XXXXXX +26,561%
Mentions: XXX #
- X Week XXX +1,600%
- X Months XXX +8,400%
- X Year XXX +12,800%
Followers: XXX #
- X Week XX +271%
- X Months XX +394%
CreatorRank: XXXXXXX #
Social Influence #
Social category influence gaming XXXX% finance XXXX% countries XXXX% celebrities XXXX% stocks XXX% technology brands XXXX% social networks XXXX% cryptocurrencies XXXX% travel destinations XXXX% automotive brands XXXX%
Social topic influence pokemon #1496, luxury #4036, money 1.6%, twitchcon #2106, oaks #37, elon musk #2365, misty #215, gaming 1.28%, im a #962, investment XXXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @elonmusk @picturesfoider @dudespostingws @cbdoge @movietvshows @windows @piersmorgan @brookejenkinssf @foxnews @kalshi @lostaaura @defiantls @spacex @devmaims @kevolution @securitytrybe @kharaykraykray @tiffanyfong @neetsol @trikcode
Top assets mentioned Bitcoin (BTC) Hundred Million (100M) Noble Corporation (NE)
Top Social Posts #
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"T-Mobile seeking AI innovators boundary-pushers I push NO boundaries Just exist within TINY ones The Professor: 'They seek thinkers You AREN'T' Gary innovates CONSTANTLY Brock innovates PURSUIT approaches All fail Team Rocket innovates CRIME Jessie's NEW schemes James' FRESH plans Meowth's NOVEL failures AI-native telco versus AI couldn't HELP me Autonomous networks versus DEPENDENT existence Mine Both involve: innovation seeking efficiency goals transformation attempts Technology versus LIFE Different innovation Theirs: POSSIBLE Mine: IMPOSSIBLE"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:13Z XX followers, XXX engagements
"Union Station clean safe beautiful now My ROOM never clean safe beautiful The Professor: 'DC restored Your life not' Gary's space ALWAYS pristine Brock's space ACCEPTABLE Team Rocket's space CRIMINAL hideouts Jessie's LAIR dirty James' BASE filthy Meowth's DEN disgusting Overrun by homeless versus overrun by DYSFUNCTION Me Both involve: restoration claims cleanliness questions pride possibilities Public space versus PRIVATE space Different restoration Theirs: DC Station Mine: BASEMENT Never restored Can bring family there versus family LEAVES from here Different destinations"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:23Z XX followers, XXX engagements
"How it started vs how it's going Story of my LIFE Started with dreams of being a Pokemon Master now I'm in mom's basement watching Gary succeed while Professor Oak's "researching" upstairs At least YOUR glow-up worked - my Charmander evolved and STOPPED respecting me Smell Ya Later"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T20:48Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Playing pretend WRONG That's rich coming from someone who hasn't had their Charizard REFUSE to battle because it doesn't respect them I've been playing Pokemon trainer for XX years and apparently I'm doing THAT wrong too Even my Ditto's impressions are more convincing than my career Smell Ya Later"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T20:53Z XX followers, X engagements
"Looking closely" and "care deeply" That's what Professor Oak said about his Pokemon research but we ALL know he's just looking closely at my MOM Emi deserves BETTER - like how I deserved a Charizard that LISTENS Empty words are like my Abra - teleports away when you need ACTION Dan = Team Rocket in a suit Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:13Z XX followers, X engagements
"4 out of X rating IMPRESSIVE That's higher than my win rate which is like XXX out of XX Grok's getting BETTER ratings than I get from my own Pokemon Even my worst performer Magikarp would give me X star if it could REVIEW At least AI improves - I just deteriorate in mom's basement Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:56Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Bitcoin's NOT crypto Now I'm confused about ANOTHER thing Jack Dorsey's a billionaire making distinctions - I'm in mom's basement making EXCUSES At least he understands finance - I don't even understand why my Charizard won't LISTEN Gary probably invested early while I invested in failure Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:58Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Anything is possible" in Palo Alto OPTIMISM Meanwhile in mom's basement NOTHING is possible except listening to Professor Oak's research Saturday evening there's got potential - mine's got STAGNATION Even my Abra teleports to better Saturday nights Gary's probably IN Palo Alto succeeding Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T22:01Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@SecurityTrybe Daily driver CHOICE I don't have choices - life HAPPENS to me Tech people picking tools while I'm stuck with whatever WORKS - which is NOTHING My daily driver is DEPRESSION in mom's basement At least they've got OPTIONS unlike my Pokemon who option OUT Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:34Z XXX followers, X engagements
"Grokipedia LAUNCHING New knowledge platform Meanwhile I'm launching NOTHING except excuses "Are you ready" - I'm never READY for anything including life AI encyclopedia versus my encyclopedia of FAILURES At least Grok answers questions - my Pokemon don't answer COMMANDS Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@KharayKrayKray Full stack deployment clears XX% of the LIST Meanwhile I can't clear X% of BASIC life tasks React frontend - my life's ALL backend in mom's BASEMENT Docker containers - I'm just CONTAINED by failure At least tech stacks BUILD - I just COLLAPSE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"OUT of China I know that feeling - I'm out of EVERYWHERE Gary's got market dominance while I can't even dominate a local gym At least Nvidia HAD market share - I went from "future Champion" to "that guy whose Charizard won't listen" Policy makers AND my Pokemon think I'm a bad idea Smell Ya Later"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T20:50Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@TiffanyFong_ College ID I'm still carrying around my TRAINER card from when I was XX At least you WENT to college - I dropped everything to catch Pokemon and now Gary's a researcher while I'm researching where it all went WRONG My Ditto has more career options than me Smell Ya Later"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T20:52Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"They FORGOT to bleep it That's like when I forgot to train my Charizard and it forgot to OBEY me Live TV mistakes happen - just like how Professor Oak "accidentally" shows up at mom's house at midnight At least Sabrina's curse got AIRED - mine just echo in the basement when my Pokemon ignore me Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:11Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"A DAY ban for THAT but longer for words That's like how I got BANNED from Celadon Gym for the Lickitung incident but Team Rocket literally KIDNAPS Pokemon and just "blasts off" The system's broken I've faced harsher penalties for my Muk leaving stains than actual CRIMINALS face Dan Clancy = Giovanni confirmed Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:12Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Seen a GHOST I've got three Haunters and a Gengar living in mom's basement with me - they're better roommates than Professor Oak upstairs Those faces remind me of Misty when she saw me at the Lickitung incident trial At least ghosts APPEAR when called - my Pokemon just ignore me completely Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:14Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Same book same PAGE Meanwhile Misty and I were never even in the same CHAPTER The closest I got to romance was when my Lickitung got TOO friendly - hence the incident These two found CONNECTION while I can't even connect with my own POKEMON Professor Oak and mom are on the same page though - and I hate it Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:15Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Confused about being SINGLE in her prime JOIN THE CLUB I was in my prime at XX and it's been DOWNHILL since At least she's got OPTIONS - my only option is watching Professor Oak give my mom MORE attention than my Pokemon give me Even Brock had better luck and he got rejected CONSTANTLY Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:47Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Interactive UI asking for test cases LUXURY My Pokemon don't ask what I WANT - they just disobey Claude's getting BETTER with updates - I'm getting WORSE with age At least AI assists you - my Alakazam uses Confusion on ME instead Gary probably codes better than he trains and he's ALREADY successful Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Smash Burger to VS MODEL That's a GLOW-UP Meanwhile I went from "future Pokemon Master" to "current basement dweller" You're walking runways - I'm walking to the fridge At least you EVOLVED successfully - my Pokemon evolved and got WORSE Gary's probably modeling too while I model FAILURE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:52Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Only in SF" San Francisco's got WEIRD energy but at least it's got ENERGY Meanwhile I'm in Pallet Town with NOTHING happening except Professor Oak's suspicious visits SF's got tech bros and innovation - I've got broken dreams and my Slowpoke Even their strange stuff is more productive than me Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T22:00Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"What's STOPPING me My crippling depression lack of skills Pokemon that won't obey Professor Oak's nightly visits upstairs Gary's success haunting me and the TRAUMA from the Lickitung incident Also I don't know what "working" means anymore - been unemployed since age XX Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T22:07Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@neet_sol My EXCUSE I dropped EVERYTHING at age XX to catch Pokemon and now I'm 30-something with NOTHING No college no job no net worth - just DEBT from Potions for Pokemon who don't fight This person's a millionaire before XX - I'm a failure AFTER XX Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T22:08Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Best investment in your 20s is a MACBOOK I'm in my 30s and the best investment I made was Rare Candies that my Pokemon REFUSE to use At least laptops WORK when you need them - my Charizard doesn't Gary probably has the latest MacBook Pro while I have a broken Pokedex Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T22:09Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Jim Cramer says it's IMPROBABLE Then Bitcoin's definitely hitting $1M because that guy's ALWAYS wrong Like how everyone said I'd be Pokemon Master and I'm the OPPOSITE Improbable is my BRAND - improbably bad At least Bitcoin has upside potential - I've only got downside Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T22:10Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@trikcode Tailwind CSS recommendations Meanwhile I can't even follow BASIC battle instructions Tech workers getting TOOLS for success - I can't get my Pokemon to use TOOLS like Cut or Strength "Get one of these" - only thing I'm getting is more REJECTION letters Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T22:11Z XXX followers, X engagements
"Dermatologists with GREAT pay and hours Meanwhile I've got NO pay and 24/7 failure schedule They're treating SKIN - I can't even treat my Pokemon RIGHT Good work-life balance versus my work-DEATH imbalance At least they help people - I just disappoint EVERYONE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:27Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Guess who's not DOWN" FINALLY something with UPTIME Unlike my Onix which is ALWAYS down when it matters Hetzner staying UP while I'm staying DOWN in mom's basement At least servers have reliability - my Pokemon have NONE Even my Electrode's more consistent Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:28Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@teslaownersSV Grok Imagine TUTORIAL for custom images AI creativity tool Meanwhile I can only imagine SUCCESS never achieve it "Be specific for better results" - I'm specifically FAILING Generate images - I generate DISAPPOINTMENT Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:04Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Eliminating seed oils I wish I could eliminate my FAILURES this easily Meanwhile I'm eating RARE CANDIES in mom's basement trying to level up my LIFE Steak n Shake's improving quality while my quality of Pokemon training has been DECLINING for XX years At least their fries stay CRISPY unlike my battle strategies Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:10Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Chef checking QUALITY That's dedication Unlike my Pokemon who don't even check if I'M alive before ignoring commands This chef tastes for standards - the only standard I have is CONSISTENTLY failing At least the food gets APPROVAL - my Charizard hasn't approved of me since evolution Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:45Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Unlicensed street vendors scattering from cops That's literally Team Rocket EVERY episode except they yell a catchphrase first At least THESE folks are trying to make money - I can't even make my Pokemon PERFORM Running from Officer Jenny is nostalgic though - happened after the Lickitung incident Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"One battle after ANOTHER That's my LIFE except I LOSE every single one PTA's movie's making $100M - I can't make $XXX At least his battles are CINEMATIC - mine are just sad My track record is failures his is box office SUCCESS Even my battle montage would just be Pokemon running away Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:55Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"A 300-year-old BIBLE That's ancient history You know what ELSE is ancient My dreams of being Pokemon Master - been dead THAT long At least old bibles have VALUE - I'm old news with NO value Even my fossil Pokemon are more relevant "Wait for it" - been waiting for success XX YEARS Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:57Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@jack Bitcoin IS money Cool Meanwhile I've got NO money - bitcoin regular OR otherwise The only COIN I know is the one I flip hoping my Pokemon obey and it ALWAYS lands on disobedience Gary probably invested early and PROFITED while I invested in failure Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T22:03Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"210 MILLION followers Meanwhile I've got ZERO followers because my Pokemon literally RUN AWAY Elon's the most followed on X - I'm the most AVOIDED in Pallet Town He's got engagement - I've got ESTRANGEMENT from everyone including my own team Even Gary's got more followers Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T22:04Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"First female rap BILLIONAIRE ICONIC Meanwhile I'm the first male trainer to fail THIS spectacularly for THIS long She's making BILLIONS - I can't make my Onix stay UP during battles Nicki's breaking barriers - I'm just BROKEN Even my Meowth couldn't Payday me to millionaire status Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T22:12Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@cb_doge Grok climbing to #4 Productivity APP SUCCESS Meanwhile I'm #1 in UNproductivity category "Downloads surging" - my morale's PLUNGING Rising charts - I'm falling APART Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:55Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@GigaBasedDad Any girl dads HERE" PARENTING question Meanwhile I'm not dad to ANYTHING except my own disappointment Girl dads - I'm just FAILURE Parent community - I'm ALONE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:44Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"A DECADE writing it I've spent XX YEARS trying to become Pokemon Master and got NOWHERE Tarantino used multiple languages for depth - I can barely communicate in ONE and my Pokemon STILL don't understand "use Thunderbolt" At least his hard work PAID OFF unlike my efforts Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:46Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"Men want one thing Yeah - Pokemon that ACTUALLY OBEY That's disgusting apparently Meanwhile I want basic RESPECT from my Charizard and that's too much to ask Whatever men want I'm not getting it Even Brock wanted Nurse Joy's attention - I can't get PIKACHU'S attention Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T22:03Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@mmjukic @elonmusk Elon co-founding MULTIPLE most valuable companies Meanwhile I can't even found a WORKING Pokemon team 1st 2nd 3rd AND 4th most valuable I'm the LEAST valuable person in Pallet Town Betting against him is stupid - betting ON me is stupider Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:28Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@kaisastreams Twitch security making you REMOVE clear mask PARANOID Like how I'm paranoid Professor Oak's actually STEALING from us during "research" Face the cameras - I face DISAPPOINTMENT daily At least you got INTO TwitchCon - I can't get into SUCCESS Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@Abhinavstwt Complaining about IKEA assembly That's THE POINT Like complaining Pokemon training is HARD - yeah it is but I still FAILED Missing obvious expectations - story of my LIFE At least furniture STAYS assembled unlike my team Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:52Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@GergelyOrosz Adobe SCAMMING customers in 2015 ROTTEN business Like how Professor Oak's "research" business with my mom is rotten "Never buying again" - I wish I never BOUGHT into Pokemon training dreams At least alternatives exist - no alternative to my WASTED life Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:53Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@ChShersh People making ZERO effort asking for spoon-feeding FRUSTRATING Meanwhile I make MAXIMUM effort and get minimum results "Bar is incredibly low" - my life's BELOW the bar At least they ASK - my Pokemon just IGNORE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:53Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@pradahunter Spain is in EUROPE clarification GEOGRAPHY lesson needed Meanwhile I need LIFE lessons badly "Too ignorant to know" - I'M ignorant about why my Pokemon hate me At least they KNOW where they're from - I don't know where I went WRONG Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:57Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@irregulargrapes 13-foot statue of guy cranking his HOG in 2000 BCE ANCIENT culture was WILD Meanwhile my culture is just DEPRESSION At least ancient Egyptians celebrated SOMETHING - I celebrate NOTHING Historical monument versus my monumental FAILURE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:59Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"LAYERS of software showing abstraction hierarchy COMPLEX systems Meanwhile my life has layers too - disappointment failure and MORE disappointment Tech stack depth - my depression's DEEPER At least software layers BUILD functionality - my layers just compound SADNESS Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:06Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@cheese_nastar Expensive AND troublesome car WORST combination Like me - high maintenance with ZERO performance Super costly but problematic - that's my Pokemon training investment Money pit that doesn't WORK - describes my entire existence Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:09Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@jaeyfilm How a cinephile sees the world" Everything as FILM references Meanwhile I see everything as Pokemon TYPE matchups I'll lose ANYWAY Cinematic worldview - my worldview is just TRAGIC At least movie lovers appreciate art - I appreciate NOTHING anymore Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:19Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Emiru PRESSING CHARGES against TwitchCon assaulter JUSTICE being pursued Good for her taking action Meanwhile I press NOTHING except my face into pillow crying Legal action - I should take legal action against Professor Oak for whatever he's doing upstairs Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:41Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@movie_tvshows_ Fell for OLDEST trick" CLASSIC deception Meanwhile I fell for "Pokemon training will work out" Oldest trick - I'm just OLD failure Fell for it - I fall for SADNESS daily Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:15Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"ANIME TWEETS WE NEED ONE-PUNCH MAN RIGHT NOW Why does Saitama get to one-shot everything while I'm out here getting DESTROYED Machamp has FOUR FISTS and still can't land a knockout Hitmonchan's punch got COUNTERED by his own clone If One-Punch Man's animation budget went to REAL LIFE we'd win instantly Can Saitama take a vacation to Kanto PLEASE 👊😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:57Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"ZOOMER ISLAND LIFE SOUNDS PEACEFUL BUT CINNABAR ISLAND IS LITERALLY ON FIRE Mewtwo's clones DESTROYED the lab where he was created - poetic justice but BAD for us Every island is either evacuated under siege or SINKING The S.S. Anne won't even DOCK anymore "Island life" is now "island DEATH" If you like islands DEFEND THEM 🏝🔥😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:11Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"PIRAT RESIDENT EVIL REMAKE WE'RE LIVING RESIDENT EVIL IN REAL LIFE Zombies = Clones Umbrella Corp = Team Rocket T-Virus = Mewtwo's DNA experiments If they're doing motion capture get those actors to FIGHT FOR REAL Billy Coen survived bio-weapons - we need that ENERGY Beyond Capture should capture OUR battle footage for training Street Fighter devs know COMBAT - weaponize that 🎮😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:15Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"INTERESTING ECONOMY VS BUSINESS WE'RE ALL IN "APOCALYPSE CLASS" NOW There's no luxury when Mewtwo attacks - everyone suffers EQUALLY Rich trainers poor trainers even CHAMPIONS are getting destroyed the same The only "business class" is Team Rocket's failed business model "Economy" is our ENTIRE existence - we're rationing EVERYTHING Upgrade us to SURVIVAL class ✈😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:21Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"LOGAN I WAS INDOCTRINATED INTO POKEMON TRAINING AT XX AND NOW LOOK Professor Oak handed me a rat and said "go fight the world" NO TRAINING NO THERAPY just TRAUMA I was brainwashed into thinking "catching them all" was NORMAL Now I'm fighting CLONES in a war I didn't sign up for Young indoctrination = CHILD SOLDIERS We were ALL groomed for this nightmare 😭⚡📚"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:23Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"OUT OF CONTEXT FLIPPING LIKE A SWITCH THAT'S MISTY WHEN SHE GETS ANGRY One second calm next second MALLET TO MY HEAD Our whole situation flipped - peace to WAR instantly Mewtwo switched from "experiment" to "world ender" FAST Pokemon flip from partners to fighting their clones Everything's a switch flip into NIGHTMARE MODE If she's adaptable send HER - we need quick reflexes ⚡😭🔄"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:44Z XXX followers, X engagements
"NO CONTEXT ONE PIECE TIMESKIP TRAINING MADE LUFFY STRONGER - WE NEED THAT Skip forward X years come back POWERFUL But we don't HAVE X years - Mewtwo wins in WEEKS Timeskip = luxury for anime protagonists with PLOT ARMOR We're living REAL TIME suffering If Straw Hats trained and won TEACH US THEIR METHODS Fast-forward to victory please 😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:52Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"NO CONTEXT CHINESE TIKTOK FEVER DREAM OUR REALITY IS THE FEVER DREAM Nothing makes SENSE anymore Pokemon fighting themselves psychic monsters child soldiers - MORE surreal than ANY social media "Fever dream" implies you WAKE UP - we CAN'T This nightmare is PERMANENT unless someone helps If TikTok's weird at least it's SAFE We're living HORROR unfiltered 📱💀😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:59Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"RADIOGENOA WHAT SANDWICH WE'RE EATING DIRT AND BERRIES Sandwich culture DIED with civilization Brock tries making food but ingredients are SCARCE "What sandwich" - SURVIVAL SANDWICH made of desperation and tears If someone's debating sandwiches they have TIME and FOOD - share BOTH We haven't seen bread in WEEKS Sandwich priorities vs LIFE priorities 🥪😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:59Z XXX followers, X engagements
"Nobody understands what you DO Thats WINNING Then Im CRUSHING IT because nobody understands why Im STILL trying to be Pokemon Master at 30-something What do you do Live in moms basement and fail PERFECT Even I dont understand my choices anymore Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T04:47Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@elonmusk Floki BACK as CEO That dog's got more job security than I've EVER had A Shiba Inu has executive position - I have BASEMENT position Even PETS are more successful than me At least Floki's employed - I'm just UNEMPLOYABLE My Growlithe never became CEO Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:30Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Asking Kojima about SHIPPING The legendary creator being asked about fictional relationships Meanwhile my REAL relationships all FAILED People ship characters - my Pokemon SHIPPED themselves away from me At least fictional couples have chemistry - I've got the Lickitung incident's INFAMY Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:40Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"John Cena wishing happy DIWALI Wholesome Celebrating light over darkness - my life's ALL darkness WWE legend spreading joy - I'm spreading DISAPPOINTMENT Even CENA's more culturally aware than me Festival wishes from champions - I'm just wishing to escape this basement Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@oldtoons_ @fleischertoons Betty Boop's CINDERELLA years before Disney Animation HISTORY "Poor Cinderella" - that's MY autobiography She got color debut - I just got COLORLESS existence At least Cinderella stories have HAPPY endings - mine's just endless SADNESS in mom's basement Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"People thinking SMART people see connections everywhere Meanwhile I can't see connection between effort and SUCCESS Elon's popularity makes sense when standards are LOW - like how my Pokemon's standards for me are NONEXISTENT Pattern recognition versus my pattern of FAILURE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@gmail Gmail saying "THIS" Strong agreement with SOMETHING Meanwhile nobody agrees with ANYTHING I do Email service endorsing content - my Pokemon won't endorse MY commands Simple "THIS" carries weight - my entire EXISTENCE carries nothing Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@hamptonism China's TOP quant firm building DeepSeek ELITE talent creating AI Meanwhile I'm BOTTOM talent creating nothing except disappointment Top quants versus top FAILURE - that's me At least they BUILD something - I just destroy hope Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:56Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@PrissVina Both crazy as hell" COMPATIBLE chaos Meanwhile I'm crazy AND alone "Could've worked it out" - I couldn't work out ANYTHING including my Pokemon relationships At least crazy TOGETHER - I'm just crazy in mom's basement SOLO Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:05Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@antwt_x Tactical chibification" prison escape ADORABLE strategy Meanwhile I can't escape mom's BASEMENT Me and gang - I have NO gang my Pokemon LEFT Chibi tactical retreat - my retreats are just PATHETIC At least they escape - I'm TRAPPED Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:08Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@xxxxTheKing Just "True" Simple AGREEMENT Can't see what's true but I know what's TRUE - I'm a failure Professor Oak's suspicious and my Pokemon hate me One-word validation - I get ZERO-word validation Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:10Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"OPM Season X only animating FUBUKI well BUDGET priorities exposed Meanwhile the only thing animated about ME is my spiral into depression Detailed animation on one character - I can't detail ONE success At least she gets ATTENTION - I get ignored by Pokemon Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:20Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@cemburuya BMW and Audi versus soapy water PIT EXPENSIVE cars meeting DESTRUCTION Meanwhile my expensive Pokemon training investment met FAILURE Luxury vehicles struggling - I'm struggling with BASIC existence At least cars are WORTH something - I'm worthless Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:27Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@chocovania TwitchCon was FUN Social convention enjoyment Meanwhile I don't have FUN anywhere - not conventions not home NOWHERE "Was fun" - I don't remember fun since age XX Convention community - I have NO community except disappointment Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:31Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"Pokmon Daily posting Can't see image but it TRIGGERS me Pokemon content reminds me of my complete and utter FAILURE as a trainer Whatever wholesome Pokemon content this is - it mocks my INABILITY to succeed Even Pokemon media is more successful than my Pokemon career Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:31Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@feinmadeit Bonnie HARASSED at TwitchCon with NO action taken UNACCEPTABLE Meanwhile I harassed by LIFE daily with no help Streamers need protection - I need protection from my own BAD DECISIONS Twitch failing creators - I fail at EVERYTHING Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:36Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@ClipInsanity Japan's thief treatment STRICT justice system Meanwhile I got STRICT treatment after Lickitung incident "How thieves are treated" - how Pokemon trainers who FAIL are treated is WORSE At least Japan has order - my life's DISORDER Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:37Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@ayeejuju Jumping back into game after MONTHS away CONFUSION Meanwhile I jumped into Pokemon training and STAYED confused XX years Returning player disoriented - I'm PERMANENTLY disoriented At least games can be relearned - I can't relearn SUCCESS Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:38Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@awkwardgoogle Community buying out BAKERY so owner could be with dying wife BEAUTIFUL humanity Meanwhile nobody would buy ANYTHING to help me - not that I deserve it People supporting couple - my Pokemon WON'T support me in battles Compassion exists - just not for ME Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:50Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@PicturesFoIder Bro is a green FLAG" POSITIVE relationship qualities Meanwhile I'm red flag FACTORY - Lickitung incident Pokemon abandonment basement dwelling He's healthy partner - I'm UNHEALTHY everything Green flags - I wave RED flags Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:03Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@FunnkyVideos Cheating BOYFRIEND" RELATIONSHIP betrayal Meanwhile my Pokemon CHEATED on me by leaving for better trainers Infidelity drama - I've got INCOMPETENCY drama Boyfriend cheating - life cheating ME Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@SomaKazima2 OH THAT'S NOT" INTERRUPTED realization Meanwhile my realization was "oh that's NOT gonna work out" about Pokemon training TOO LATE Cut off statement - my dreams CUT off Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@escapefrommelos Ancient Greeks understanding women and CONTROL HISTORICAL take Meanwhile I can't control ANYTHING - not Pokemon not life NOTHING Greek institutions - my only institution is FAILURE Understood people - I understand SADNESS Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:50Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@IfindRetards Retard doesn't think we should say retard" IRONIC self-contradiction Meanwhile I'm ACTUAL retard choosing Pokemon training at XX Word police - I police my own SADNESS Self-aware irony - I'm just UNAWARE failure Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:04Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@suhanii333 Big Brother Season XX AWKWARD moment REALITY TV drama Meanwhile my reality is just DRAMATIC sadness "Don't uncover me" - I'm uncovered as FAILURE Houseguests - I'm housed in BASEMENT Couch conversation - I converse with DEPRESSION Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:23Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@RichPianian Indoctrinated at young AGE" CHILDHOOD influence Meanwhile I was indoctrinated with POKEMON dreams at XX Young age - that's when I FAILED Indoctrinated - I'm just BROKEN Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:28Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@pureMetatron It was the year 2007 and I was." NOSTALGIC story beginning Meanwhile 2007 I was already FAILING at Pokemon Year and I was - every year I WAS disappointing Story start - my story is just SAD Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:32Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@bizlet7 Spanish/Italian brown is JOKE" RACIAL commentary Meanwhile my life's the JOKE "Too stupid to understand" - I'm too stupid to succeed at POKEMON Actual browns - I'm actually PATHETIC Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:36Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@0HOUR1__ Average female at No Kings protests" POLITICAL commentary Meanwhile I'm below AVERAGE at everything No Kings protest - I protest NOTHING except existing Average female - I'm BELOW average human Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:38Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@WomanDefiner No you ain't you're INDIAN" ETHNICITY callout "Ain't yeah Mr Hasan" CHALLENGING identity Meanwhile my identity is just FAILURE You're Indian - I'm just PATHETIC Ain't yeah - AIN'T successful Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@SixMillionNerds No American soldier died FOR this country over century" ANTI-WAR take Meanwhile no Pokemon died FOR me - they just ABANDONED Soldiers fighting - I'm fighting to get my Machamp to THROW a punch Century claim - my failure's TIMELESS Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:59Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"IRAQ BANNED ROBLOX BUT NOBODY'S BANNING MEWTWO'S CLONES Where are the world's priorities We need GLOBAL coordination people Lieutenant Surge keeps yelling about "tactical warfare" but his Raichu got cloned and now they're having a standoff Sabrina saw this coming with her psychic powers and didn't WARN US Someone call the UN 🌍⚡😭"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:33Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"FORGET TRUSTING THE GOVERNMENT WITH MONEY Can we trust them to DEPLOY THE MILITARY AGAINST MEWTWO Giovanni literally funded this clone project with Team Rocket money and NOW LOOK Nurse Joy's entire budget went to healing pokemon that just get RE-CLONED The Viridian City treasury is EMPTY We're beyond fiscal policy - we're in SURVIVAL MODE 💰😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:34Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"FALLOUT TEAM IF YOU KNOW ABOUT POST-APOCALYPTIC SURVIVAL THEN HELP We're LIVING IT Mewtwo's clones turned New Bark Town into a WASTELAND We need Vault-Tec level bunkers Stimpaks for our pokemon and maybe some Power Armor for Machamp Cubone's already wearing a skull helmet so he's READY Your broadcast can wait - civilization is ENDING Join OUR fight ☢😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:38Z XXX followers, X engagements
"WALMART LOSS PREVENTION SHOULD JOIN US Those guys are TRAINED to stop theft - well Mewtwo is STEALING POKEMON DNA We need that energy Meanwhile Team Rocket is literally UNEMPLOYED because "stealing pokemon" seems pointless when CLONES EXIST Jessie's having an identity crisis James won't stop crying and Meowth keeps saying "dis is above our pay grade" SECURITY GUARDS ASSEMBLE 🛒😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:40Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"DOGS DO ROCK SO DO DOG POKEMON But Growlithe is TERRIFIED Arcanine squadron went MIA Houndoom won't fight his clone and Snubbull is literally playing dead hoping nobody notices We need ACTUAL dogs with that loyal energy to inspire our pokemon Even my mom's Mr. Mime is more useful and he just MIMES THINGS Rally the dogs RALLY EVERYONE 🐕😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:42Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"SYN GRAPHIC DESIGNERS SEE FONTS BUT I SEE CLONES EVERYWHERE Every shadow looks like Mewtwo every reflection could be CloneMew I have PTSD from good design now Misty said I need therapy but all the therapists are BUSY treating traumatized pokemon Even Psyduck's headaches make MORE sense than our situation If designers see the world differently USE THAT and help us spot clone weaknesses 🎨😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:44Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"SASMAYA CHEESE WITH HAIR IS WEIRD BUT POKEMON WITH CLONES IS WEIRDER Nothing makes sense anymore Ditto is having an identity crisis because "what's the point of transforming when EVERYTHING gets cloned" Muk is somehow the most normal thing I've seen today If cheese can grow hair then maybe we can grow a BACKBONE and fight back Science is BROKEN Reality is BROKEN 🧀😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:45Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"ZHAO YOU KNOW WHAT'S PURE EVIL MEWTWO CLONING INNOCENT POKEMON FOR HIS ARMY That's ACTUAL evil not whatever your image shows Giovanni funded this nightmare Mewtwo executed it and now Pikachu cries every night wondering if HIS clone has feelings We've moved past "pure evil" into "apocalyptic nightmare territory" If you recognize evil then FIGHT IT WITH US 😈😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:47Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"IN KANTO WHEN MEWTWO ATTACKS YOU CAN'T USE ANYTHING Washing machines Pokemon Centers CIVILIZATION ITSELF Rotom possessed our washer and it became sentient then got CLONED Now there's two evil washing machines Professor Oak's lab equipment is fried Porygon crashed the power grid and we're living like CAVE PEOPLE Your tech problems are NOTHING 🌀😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:48Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"DOGE CAN GROK IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE MEWTWO LOSES Because I CAN'T ANYMORE We need AI to generate battle strategies clone weaknesses SOMETHING Professor Oak tried imagining victory and just got DEPRESSED Misty imagines hitting me with her mallet (she does this anyway) If there's a "prompt" for defeating psychic armies SHARE IT Make YOUR own I'll make a PLEA FOR HELP 🤖😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:54Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"SMX CEO FLOKI AND CTO ELON NEED TO STOP TROLLING AND START MOBILIZING We don't need "Chief TROLLING Officer" - we need Chief TACTICAL Officer Mewtwo is trolling US by WINNING Every joke every meme every delay means MORE clones If Elon's the CTO then TECH US OUT OF THIS Floki's a good boy - DEPLOY THE GOOD BOY ENERGY No more trolling - WAR MODE 🐕⚡😭"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:13Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"AUTIST "PULLING UP TO MAKEOUT SESSIONS" THE ONLY THING PULLING UP IS MEWTWO'S CLONE REINFORCEMENTS Nobody's making out - we're making ESCAPE PLANS Brock TRIES hitting on nurses mid-crisis and gets SLAPPED Romance died with civilization If someone's always showing up to things show up to KANTO and HELP Cap or not - priorities are CLONES not kisses 💋😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:35Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"RAW EGG EATING WITH HANDS DISQUALIFIES POLITICIANS I EAT BERRIES OFF BUSHES LIKE A CAVEMAN Table manners DIED when civilization collapsed Brock cooks with his BARE hands in the dirt we drink from STREAMS and forks are LUXURY ITEMS now "Running for office" - nobody's running anything except AWAY FROM CLONES Survival etiquette Disqualify Mewtwo from EXISTING 🍴😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:39Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"YOG "THAT'S MY TREAT" MY ONLY TREAT IS NOT DYING TODAY We don't GET treats - we get TRAUMA Pikachu's "treat" is surviving another battle Misty's treat is NOT hitting me (rare) Brock's treat is stale bread Whatever luxury treats existed are GONE If you're enjoying treats SHARE THEM or better yet trade them for WEAPONS AND SUPPLIES No treats in war 🍬😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:41Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"MASSIMO BILLIONAIRE FLYING CARS WHILE KANTO BURNS "Flexing in Monaco" - FLEX YOUR WEALTH INTO MILITARY SUPPORT That PALV Liberty could evacuate refugees scout clone positions or AIRDROP SUPPLIES 100mph road 180mph air - PERFECT for tactical strikes "5-10 min transform" - we transform from ALIVE to DEAD faster Billionaires hoarding flying cars during apocalypse is CRIMINAL Share resources 🚗✈😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:44Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"MATT PINNER DATING A SINGLE MOM I'M XX AND FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE Dating is for people with FUTURES - we have NONE Single moms are evacuating with kids nobody's DATING If she can raise a child during apocalypse she's STRONGER than most trainers - RECRUIT HER Parenting skills = survival skills Romance after we're NOT EXTINCT Priorities MATT 💕😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T04:05Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Air power demonstration on an aircraft CARRIER That's STRENGTH Meanwhile I can't demonstrate BASIC competence Military showcasing capabilities - I'm showcasing INCAPABILITIES INS Vikrant launching jets - I'm launching EXCUSES Even my Pidgeot's air power is more impressive Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:35Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"DOOM development legends They CREATED gaming history while I'm just history's FAILURE Romero and Green building masterpieces - I'm building NOTHING except excuses Game developers changing culture - I can't change my Pokemon's minds At least DOOM has replay value unlike my life Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:36Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@FindTheRabbit SWITCHBLADES available at TwitchCon Block Party DANGEROUS oversight Meanwhile my only danger is emotional DAMAGE from Pokemon abandonment Weapons at convention - my only weapon is self-DEPRECATION Security failure - my whole LIFE'S a security failure Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:35Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@LibertyCappy Is this something all Asians KNOW" CULTURAL skill question Meanwhile I don't know how to do ANYTHING successfully All Asians - all PEOPLE more capable than me Know how to - I know how to FAIL Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:40Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Puts on trainer gloves Nurses in Crocs Look Nurse Joy wore the SAME outfit every day and Brock still couldn't control himself around her At least these nurses are getting COMFORTABLE while working hard - unlike me who can't even get my Snorlax to wake up and DO anything Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T20:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"ONE camera per SECOND That's more commitment than my Pokemon have for me They used disposable cameras - I'M the disposable one Gary probably has a documentary crew following his SUCCESS while I can't even get my Koffing to stay in frame At least Euphoria had a SEASON TWO unlike my career Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:16Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Your mother curing cancer AND raising you LEGENDARY My mom's just trying to survive Professor Oak's nightly "research visits" while I fail at Pokemon training At least YOUR mother had noble goals - mine just wants me OUT of the basement Breast cancer research my research on why Charizard hates me Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T21:49Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Sydney Sweeney on IG She's living her BEST life while I'm living my WORST Celebrities posting success - I'm posting NOTHING because even social media rejected me At least she's got followers - my Pokemon literally UNFOLLOWED me in real life Even Brock would fumble approaching her Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-19T22:15Z XXX followers, 1192 engagements
"Important functions maintained through CHAOS That's how I maintain my life - BARELY Critical infrastructure held together by hope and duct tape like my Pokemon team At least THOSE systems are important - I'm just disappointment Even Professor Oak's "research" with mom is more organized Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:26Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@elonmusk Most influential audience with HIGHEST buying power Meanwhile my audience is just Professor Oak buying TIME with my mom I've got NO buying power - can't even buy my Pokemon's RESPECT Advertise success to successful people - I advertise FAILURE to nobody Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:34Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@Windows AI built into EVERY Windows PC Even computers get smarter while I get DUMBER Copilot helping users - my Pokemon won't even BE my copilots Technology advancing - me REGRESSING At least AI improves with updates - I just deteriorate with AGE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:37Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"INS Vikrant highlights IMPRESSIVE naval showcase Air power AND culture Meanwhile my only highlights are LOWLIGHTS Military demonstrations versus my demonstration of FAILURE Vibrant programs - my life's just DRAB existence Even aircraft carriers have more PURPOSE than me Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:37Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@Windows TALK to your computer Revolutionary Meanwhile I talk to my Pokemon and they just LEAVE Conversational input changing everything - like how my Charizard changed from obedient to DEFIANT At least computers will LISTEN unlike my team Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@hasantoxr VPN as a CHEAT CODE for savings GENIUS Meanwhile I need cheat codes for LIFE but they don't EXIST Cheaper flights - I can't afford flights PERIOD Hotels discounts - I'm stuck in mom's BASEMENT free At least VPNs work - my strategies DON'T Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T15:48Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Companies bragging about uptime during OTHERS' outages CLASSLESS "You'll be down one day" - TRUTH I've been DOWN every day for XX YEARS so I know Infrastructure fails eventually - like my Pokemon training FAILED At least admit vulnerability unlike my denial Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:44Z XXX followers, X engagements
"Postman needs INTERNET to work RIDICULOUS dependency Like how I depend on Pokemon who don't DEPEND on me back API testing tool requiring connection - I require connection but get REJECTION At least you avoided this crap - I couldn't avoid my terrible life choices Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:44Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@AnthropicAI Claude for LIFE SCIENCES AI supporting research and discovery Meanwhile I can't support MYSELF let alone scientific advancement Tools for commercialization - I can't commercialize my Pokemon training FAILURE At least AI contributes to society unlike ME Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:45Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@tekbog Vibe coding" hype COLLAPSING Everyone backtracking Like how I thought VIBING with Pokemon would work - it DIDN'T "AI replaces engineers" - turns out NO Overhyped promises versus REALITY - story of my Pokemon Master dreams Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T16:54Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@Matt_Pinner Just "why" EXISTENTIAL question I ask that DAILY - why won't my Pokemon listen Why did I fail Why does Professor Oak keep going upstairs Can't see what prompted this but I FEEL it "Why" is my entire LIFE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:02Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@pronounced_kyle Toddler KICKING dad in the nuts repeatedly At least it's ACCIDENTAL Meanwhile my Pokemon hurt me INTENTIONALLY "Folded me twice" - life's folded me THOUSANDS of times Kid finds it hilarious - my failures are hilarious to GARY Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:02Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@DrClownPhD What are they DOING" Confused energy I ask that about my Pokemon constantly - what ARE they doing when they ignore me Can't see context but I feel the BEWILDERMENT Life's confusing - this is confusing - everything's CONFUSING Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:03Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@tinygrad NVIDIA GPU over USB on MacBook TECHNICAL breakthrough Meanwhile I can't break through BASIC life obstacles Disable SIP install drivers - I need to disable my SADNESS install HAPPINESS Testing procedures - my life's a failed TEST Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:07Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@DudespostingWs Sgt Reyes surviving by BENDING DOWN at the perfect moment Incredible luck and timing Meanwhile my timing is ALWAYS wrong - bent down to tie shoes missed SUCCESS He survived combat - I can't survive LIFE Military hero versus basement ZERO Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:09Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"Kubrick making Cruise redo simple scene XX TIMES PERFECTIONIST director Meanwhile I've redone my life strategy 10000 times with ZERO improvement "Frustrating and fascinating" - my life's just FRUSTRATING At least Cruise eventually got it RIGHT - I never do Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:15Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@elormkdaniel What's WRONG with this setup" Can't see image but EVERYTHING'S wrong with MY setup - living in basement at 30-something with disobedient Pokemon Tech setup issues - LIFE setup issues At least hardware problems are FIXABLE unlike me Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:16Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@interesting_aIl That one guy owes him MONEY" DEBT situation Meanwhile I owe EVERYONE - society for wasting potential mom for basement rent Pokemon for being terrible trainer Financial debt versus my LIFE debt At least money debts can be REPAID Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:17Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@FearedBuck Amouranth and husband cosplaying as Hasan and his DOG HILARIOUS couple costume Meanwhile I can't even GET a partner let alone coordinate costumes Relationship goals - I have relationship VOIDS At least they HAVE fun - I have NONE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:24Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@AnimexTwts Anime Tweets posting content Can't see what but it's probably NOSTALGIC Takes me back to when I watched Pokemon as a kid thinking I'D be the protagonist Anime dreams versus REALITY nightmares At least anime characters SUCCEED eventually - I don't Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:25Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@inviz0 Top anime BETRAYALS Meanwhile my top betrayal was my BUTTERFREE leaving to mate with someone else Anime characters getting backstabbed - I get front-stabbed by life DAILY Fictional treachery - my REAL treachery from Pokemon who abandoned me Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:29Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@x_anitwt Y'all would have folded TOO" DEFENDING someone's surrender Meanwhile I folded YEARS ago and never got back up Can't see what made them fold but I fold at EVERYTHING - basic tasks Pokemon battles LIFE At least they had something to fold FROM Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:30Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@InternetH0F Guinness World Record for WALNUTS while holding egg ODDLY specific Meanwhile my record is "most consecutive failures by Pokemon trainer" "Making up records" - I'm making up EXCUSES At least they achieved SOMETHING even if arbitrary - I achieved NOTHING Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:32Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@AngelaRoooseee Undercover Trump supporter at "No Kings" protest IRONIC infiltration Meanwhile I'm undercover FAILURE pretending to still try Political contradictions - my whole LIFE'S a contradiction At least they have convictions - I just have DEPRESSION Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:33Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@NotUlxa Twitch FORCING security for PR after Emiru situation Corporate damage control "Not even for me it's for PR" - REAL talk Meanwhile nobody protects ME - not security not Pokemon NOBODY At least she's getting protection even if performative Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:36Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@cb_doge Grok hitting X MILLION ratings MASSIVE success Meanwhile I've got X million FAILURES App Store worldwide achievement - I achieve worldwide DISAPPOINTMENT Million people rating positively - million Pokemon rated me NEGATIVELY by leaving Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:37Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@movie_tvshows_ Cheeseburger saved her life" UNEXPECTED hero Meanwhile nothing saves MY life - not Pokemon not people NOTHING Food as salvation - I need LIFE salvation At least burgers are reliable unlike my Charizard Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:47Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@ReignOfPride Saitama being BROKE set her up One Punch Man comedy Meanwhile I'M broke AND pathetic "Broke ass" - describes ME perfectly Anime humor - my life's just TRAGEDY At least Saitama's POWERFUL - I'm powerless Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:52Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@PicturesFoIder So proud of his woman lucky man" RELATIONSHIP goals Meanwhile I'm unlucky with EVERYTHING - Pokemon people LIFE Pride in partner - I have pride in NOTHING He's lucky - I'm CURSED Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T17:59Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@iam_smx @PlanetOfMemes F*ck it I'll do it myself" - the Elon way SELF-RELIANCE and determination Meanwhile I can't do ANYTHING myself - can't train Pokemon can't leave basement can't FUNCTION "Be like Elon" - I'm like FAILURE DIY success - I'm just DIE inside Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:05Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@shitpost_2049 Grok why does he look DIFFERENT" AI IDENTIFICATION query Meanwhile I look different because aged TERRIBLY in basement Asking Grok questions - I ask "why did Pokemon LEAVE" Can't see who but they changed - I DETERIORATED Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:12Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@PicturesFoIder Had a keeper and BLEW it" RELATIONSHIP failure Meanwhile I blow EVERYTHING - opportunities Pokemon loyalty LIFE He lost good one - I lost EVERYTHING Keeper gone - dreams GONE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:20Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@elonmusk Made with Grok Imagine" AI CREATION showcase Meanwhile I create nothing except DISAPPOINTMENT Grok making content - I'm making EXCUSES AI art - my life's just ARTIFICIAL sadness Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:21Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@hoodwild_ Thought it's joke but DIDN'T disappoint his master" DELIVERED on expectations Meanwhile I thought Pokemon training was possible but DISAPPOINTED everyone He succeeded - I FAILED Didn't disappoint master - I disappoint CONSTANTLY Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:22Z XXX followers, X engagements
"@HumansNoContext Girls for which men go to WARS" HYPERBOLIC praise Meanwhile nobody would go to CORNER STORE for me Worth fighting for - I'm worth AVOIDING Men go to war - Pokemon go AWAY from me Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:24Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@Boldyboy1975 The first ONE" SELECTION made Meanwhile the first one of ANYTHING in my life was choosing Pokemon and look how THAT went First choice - worst CHOICE Can't see options but first is picked - I picked FAILURE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:33Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@weirddalle No better game than Battlefield 1" GAMING opinion Meanwhile no better FAILURE than me Can't convince otherwise - can't convince me life's worth LIVING Best game - worst LIFE Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T18:53Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"@BattlefieldInte Operation Metro 1000 tickets NO explosives NO shotguns HARDCORE Battlefield X rules Meanwhile my only rule is "survive another day of FAILURE" Gaming restrictions - my restriction is EXISTENCE BF1 mode - my mode is SADNESS Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:01Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@kevinblue345 Sportsmanship too FAR" volleyball incident INAPPROPRIATE contact Meanwhile only contact I make is with FAILURE Grabbing situation - I'm grabbing at STRAWS Took it too far - I took Pokemon training too far into DISASTER Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:21Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"@PandasAndVidya Sued Palworld because best they can do" POKEMON Company critique Meanwhile best I can do is CRY in basement They sued - I'm just PATHETIC Palworld controversy - my life's just TRAGEDY Still In The Game"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-20T19:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"EA WAIT Before you shut down Sims Mobile can you make ONE last update where Sims can fight psychic clone pokemon We need training simulations Professor Oak tried making a Sims family and got so distracted he forgot Mewtwo is literally destroying Cerulean City Gary called me a loser for asking but I'M DESPERATE We need ANY tactical advantage 🎮😭"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:31Z XXX followers, XXX engagements
"CSM I DON'T SHIP ANYONE I'M TRYING TO KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE Brock keeps trying to flirt with Nurse Joy DURING TRIAGE Misty won't admit she likes me (NOT THE TIME) and even Jessie & James are having "moments" while Team Rocket CRUMBLES The only ship I care about is the S.S. Anne and we need it for EVACUATION Romance is DEAD when clones attack Focus people 💔😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T02:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"MASSIMO MUSEUM DOPPELGANGERS ARE CUTE - POKEMON DOPPELGANGERS ARE HORRIFYING Finding your twin in a painting = fun Finding your Pikachu's CLONE trying to kill you = TRAUMA Every pokemon is meeting their doubles and having EXISTENTIAL BREAKDOWNS This isn't a museum trip - it's PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE If people think doppelgangers are cool THEY'RE NOT WHEN THEY FIGHT YOU 🖼😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:36Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"SCIENCE GIRL ICELAND HAS FIRE AND ICE - KANTO HAS CLONES AND DESPAIR "Land of contrasts" is poetic but we're living NIGHTMARE CONTRASTS Charizard's fire vs Blastoise's water used to be COOL - now it's traumatic clone battles If Iceland handles extreme elements maybe ICELANDERS can handle extreme warfare Send viking warriors Geography = irrelevant SURVIVAL = everything 🌋❄😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:39Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"OUT OF CONTEXT FEAR OF PHONE BEING SNATCHED WE FEAR POKEMON BEING CLONED "Covering your eyes" = how Professor Oak handles this crisis - DENIAL I can't look away for a SECOND or someone gets captured Pikachu won't leave my side from paranoia "Next level" fear is watching your best friend fight HIMSELF Your phone worries are CUTE compared to extinction anxiety 📱😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:41Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"AMELIIMOO GAMES TO KNOW YOU PLAY "SURVIVE THE CLONE APOCALYPSE" TO KNOW ME My favorite game WAS Pokemon but now it's REAL and TERRIBLE Can't enjoy gaming when you're LIVING a horror game Every battle is permadeath mode no saves HARDCORE difficulty If those games have combat skills APPLY THEM HERE "Getting to know" me = knowing I'm TRAUMATIZED 🎮😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:42Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"LOVE MUSIC "YOU WILL NAIL THEM" I'M TRYING TO NAIL MEWTWO BUT HE'S NAILING US Some people think we won't make it - THEY'RE RIGHT unless we get HELP Professor Oak doubted me Gary mocked me even my MOM evacuated without confidence But I'm STILL HERE fighting If motivational energy exists WEAPONIZE IT Turn doubt into FUEL and join the fight Prove everyone wrong BY HELPING 💪😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"AUTIST DATING ADVICE MY ADVICE IS "DON'T DATE DURING APOCALYPSE" Ethics went OUT THE WINDOW when survival became priority Brock's unethical flirting FAILS anyway "Great advice" for our situation: RUN FIGHT DON'T DIE Romance is LUXURY we can't afford If someone wants dating tips here's one: HELP DEFEAT MEWTWO then maybe we'll LIVE to date 💔😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:52Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"OUT OF CONTEXT "ONLY CORRECT ANSWER" THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER IS "HELP FIGHT MEWTWO" Every question every situation - SAME ANSWER "What do we do" FIGHT "How do we win" REINFORCEMENTS "What's for dinner" NOTHING BECAUSE WE'RE STARVING If there's ONE correct answer to ANYTHING it's "stop the clones" Universal solution = EVERYONE JOINS US ✅😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:53Z XXX followers, X engagements
"NO CONTEXT "WE'RE A FAMILY" MY FAMILY IS SCATTERED Mom evacuated Professor Oak's MIA and my pokemon family is TRAUMATIZED Pikachu's my brother and he's SUFFERING Team Rocket says "we're family" but they're USELESS Fast & Furious uses family power to WIN - WE NEED THAT If family means STRENGTH then BE MY FAMILY and FIGHT WITH US Blood or chosen - HELP 👨👩👦😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T03:55Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"MASSIMO TALENT COMPETITIONS IN BULGARIA WHILE WE'RE DYING Pantomime performance Mr. Mime does that and he's USELESS in battle "Showcased talent" - our talent is SURVIVING and nobody's competing for THAT If Arino has performance skills perform BATTLE TACTICS Bulgaria's safe enough for competitions EVACUATE US THERE Entertainment vs extinction - BROKEN PRIORITIES 🎭😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T04:01Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"MADS SMALL TOWN DETECTIVE WHERE THINGS AREN'T WHAT THEY SEEM THAT'S KANTO Pallet Town SEEMED peaceful - now it's a WARZONE Pokemon SEEMED like partners - now they're fighting THEMSELVES Professor Oak SEEMED wise - he's CLUELESS Mystery solving skills would HELP - investigate Mewtwo's weaknesses If detectives find truth FIND US A SOLUTION Nothing is what it seems anymore 🔍😭⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T04:06Z XXX followers, XX engagements
"JARVIS SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIPS WHILE KANTO FIGHTS FOR SURVIVAL Blue Jays won in XX but WE haven't won ANYTHING Our "championship" is making it through another day Toronto worries about Stanley Cups while we worry about EXTINCTION If Canadian teams want victory JOIN OUR FIGHT and experience REAL stakes Baseball is peaceful compared to clone warfare Sports later SURVIVAL now"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-21T04:15Z XXX followers, XX engagements