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[@asemota](/creator/twitter/asemota)
"I went to the bathroom at Honeysuckle and came out laughing so hard What did Neymar do to these people 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979241293038399974) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-17T17:41Z 348.1K followers, 21.9K engagements


"NIMC deleted that post 🤣😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978074770685014271) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-14T12:25Z 348.1K followers, 38.3K engagements


"Bro bought Problems. I would never recommend a Range Rover to my worst enemy not even as a rental"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979736481934827963) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T02:28Z 348.2K followers, 36.3K engagements


"@ejay_longdollar Your first problem is thinking that I am Ghanaian and responding based on that flawed generalization. I am Nigerian and that is why you need to learn about people first before jumping to conclusions. Your bias has made you unworthy of any debate on this topic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979745293051843002) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T03:03Z 348.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@adedosu @ManUtd @LFC 🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1980014005323186461) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T20:51Z 348.1K followers, XXX engagements


"Tope built @Calendly. Tope is Nigerian. @Calendly is a Tier-1 product built by a Nigerian. QED"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1974043429492437388) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-03T09:26Z 348.1K followers, 74.9K engagements


"What I love about Chris Rock is that he tells it as it is. We are in a very different world now from our parents and if you dont realize what is happening you pay for it dearly. People need space to be themselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1975106220215390717) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-06T07:49Z 348.1K followers, 98.2K engagements


"God isn't a semen inspector but a mind inspector. Abraham and Solomon were also Gods blessed children and he wasn't inspecting their semen. He even promised Abraham that he would become the father of nations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976544858383818762) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-10T07:06Z 348.1K followers, 13.7K engagements


"These blog people are insane. I don't own a single Kobo in Moniepoint"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976584512374014227) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-10T09:44Z 348.1K followers, 63.5K engagements


"My cousin is insane. He is upset about the $100m and PJ fake gist. He says it is $200m 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I now think I know the source of the false gist. I am still a humble hustler oh I am looking for money. If you squeeze cash in may hand I will accept and thank you profusely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976634959298486536) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-10T13:04Z 348.1K followers, 54.5K engagements


"@AgbaMan14872 Or one CBN pronouncement. This is why they are being forced to recapitalize"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977150529345405311) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-11T23:13Z 348.1K followers, XXX engagements


"Retail is an interesting space. A supermarket near me sells clean watermelons at twice the price of the lady by the roadside right opposite them. Hers are dusty and on the floor but cheap. She sells them mainly to others who resell and it moves fast. This is her only product"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977705241165414501) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T11:57Z 348.1K followers, 15K engagements


"I buy from her because I know for sure that it is fresh and I have a chef at home who will wash it before cutting it up. In Ghana where there is no chef I do the opposite and buy already cut and cleaned watermelons from Shoprite because I don't want to waste whole melon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977705251105841386) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T11:57Z 348.1K followers, 1901 engagements


"Nigeria What is the local name"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977819263735136538) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T19:30Z 348.1K followers, 59.2K engagements


"Two sets of people who have no qualms about ghosting you on a transaction are male Nigerian bankers and white guys from corporate America climbing up the ladder. They don't care. I know this and I am equally ruthless with them regarding deals. I never take anything for granted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978078619227369561) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-14T12:41Z 348.1K followers, 89.5K engagements


"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978417823744405561) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-15T11:09Z 348.1K followers, 52K engagements


"This is a mental illness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978528209571389707) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-15T18:27Z 348.1K followers, 43.8K engagements


"I think that the most significant indicator of growth in an ecosystem is not the number of funding deals announced but the number of product announcements. Most investors are stupid by default. Stupid people giving money isn't growth. People building real products is growth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978771181843939641) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-16T10:33Z 348.1K followers, 4688 engagements


"While my son and his summer school friends were Googling and discussing an imaginary private jet that I don't own yet my daughter seems to have been saving up to buy one. We discovered her stash this morning. Hundreds of Cedis saved from her allowance. I was impressed. @kdfynn can we open an Achieve account for a 10-year-old We have to start investing the money to buy the jet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979083569675796855) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-17T07:14Z 348.1K followers, 9423 engagements


"Sequoia partner says there's too much venture capital and not enough companies to invest in: 'It's a return-free risk'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979183021732335898) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-17T13:49Z 348.2K followers, 3397 engagements


"@Parzival_Snow Yep"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979292166405992625) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-17T21:03Z 348.1K followers, XXX engagements


""I am a Professor in practice." I haven't heard that before. These people will wound @ruffydfire at this stage for all these questions. "I am not hearing" LMAO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1975528444101271875) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-07T11:47Z 348.2K followers, 348.9K engagements


"@VNUwaifo @ManUtd @LFC 😂😂😂🙏🏿"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1980051775651508320) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T23:21Z 348.2K followers, XX engagements


"@IvanPopoola @ManUtd @LFC Thanks Will watch it later"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1980052290359726106) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T23:23Z 348.2K followers, XX engagements


"Benin City accent. Upper Sakponba to be precise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976573311615418847) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-10T08:59Z 348.1K followers, 42.1K engagements


"God please create gainful employment for Nigerians"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977390559749607922) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-12T15:07Z 348.1K followers, 175.1K engagements


"After I have made the study in Togo a place where I want to work with my standing desk and all my wife takes it over 😭😖 I am now banished to the dining table. Women own the home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978099942976536700) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-14T14:05Z 348.1K followers, 8198 engagements


"I posted something humorous from Cameroon showing election fraud and Nigerians vehemently argued that Nigeria had done it before and that INEC was more corrupt. It wasn't an admonishment to INEC but more like boasting. Why do Nigerians see everything as competition including the negative We complain of a bad image abroad but we seem to relish in showing how much worse we are and seem proud of that fact. This is why I always hate that poverty capital of the world tag that Nigerians proudly regurgitate. When things are very bad pride should make us want to make it better and not revel in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977973673630839197) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-14T05:44Z 348.1K followers, 21.8K engagements


"Nigerian telco (in 2002): Hey you want us to stop importing prepaid scratch cards we can also sell airtime online but we need a robust payment system. We want to start it with some banks and we will call it NEFTO (Nigerian Electronic Funds Transfer Organization). Deal NCC: Ok ask CBN for approval and we will see. CBN: Lets see what you plan to do and we will discuss it with the banks to see if they support it. Big Nigerian Banks (Shivering): NO DO NOT ALLOW IT They will kill us off. CBN: Sorry telco license not approved. We will see how this capacity can be organically built within the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1959211563946033437) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-08-23T11:10Z 348.1K followers, 11.5K engagements


"Yes the ministry is making significant progress on infrastructure which is typically not obvious and required. My biggest headache is that all of this can be abandoned and become white elephant projects without corresponding process and personnel transformations. Maybe those are also already happening and are not immediately apparent. There should be short-term wins that move the needle. The entire civil service must be overhauled for changes to become entrenched which is not his job. People are just skeptical about the administration as a whole and its objectives. They seem more focused on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1975853831582883932) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-08T09:20Z 348.1K followers, 6030 engagements


"INEC still dey learn work. Cameroonian rigging is the ultimate 🤣😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977487468497678497) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-12T21:32Z 348.2K followers, 796.2K engagements


"She made an objective observation from interacting with people from a country she married into and compared it to where she was coming from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979735695410504040) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T02:25Z 348.2K followers, 15.6K engagements


"Me: You really need to get organized with your work and we need to work on it together. Do you know people pay me to tell them the things I say to you and try to make you do daily Son: Do they also want to come and live here Me: I am sure that many would accept that offer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979897774238818720) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T13:09Z 348.1K followers, 15K engagements


"Did @ManUtd beat @LFC today or was that a dream I am just waking up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1980012299508220111) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T20:44Z 348.2K followers, 9882 engagements


"There was a brief period of real growth and that was when all those big deals happened. 2015 was the worst thing Nigeria did to itself. It won't get better with all these "Professor in practice" type transactions. We need infrastructure badly but nobody wants to lose money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1980101485074538665) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-20T02:39Z 348.2K followers, 32K engagements


"This was an excellent video. More people should speak up in a language that the Nigerian public can understand. You can't vote properly for who you want and they also want to take your money for doing practically nothing. Fix INEC and all will pay tax"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1968578316580839741) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-09-18T07:30Z 348.2K followers, 702.3K engagements


"I did this and I can't find the laptop anymore. An Acer laptop. My backup hard disk crashed too. I may try to see if that can be salvaged"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976281182842257657) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-09T13:38Z 348.2K followers, 28.1K engagements


"This is your yearly reminder to read The Psychology of Money by @morganhousel. It is one of the most outstanding books ever written. It also saved me from paranoia and permanent cynicism after the FTX debacle. Dawn comes after the darkest hour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976945350691946576) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-11T09:37Z 348.2K followers, 55.4K engagements


"The British are the Kings of insults. I still cant forget a presentation at Hallam where these white boys had to comment afterwards. The poor Indian guys didnt realize the comments were largely insults. The presentation was rich in exuberance but low on scientific rigor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977095489477910840) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-11T19:34Z 348.2K followers, 44.7K engagements


"Chioma's Daughter. It was communion time at the Church of Divine Mercy in Lekki and he was typically upstairs away from the crowd below. Today he decided to stay downstairs and as he walked back to his pew from the altar he saw a familiar face. A very young girl of about XX was leaning against a pew and he couldn't stop thinking of why she looked so familiar. He had seen that face before. After Mass he stopped cold as the realization hit him a memory that had been buried deep inside him. Chioma How could it be Her daughter My.No She can't be mine. That was a very long time ago and she seemed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977349351304310789) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-12T12:23Z 348.2K followers, 24.6K engagements


"Again on large family houses I have some relatives in Benin City who live in their own sprawling enclave. The patriarch of the family is an old timber magnate. His daily policy was to pray in the morning and eat together in the evening. With wives and XX kids then they were tighter-knit than most families. My cousins didn't care whose mother the other sibling came from and were tight. It took a lot of work beyond the money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978072432557625459) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-14T12:16Z 348.2K followers, 36.1K engagements


"#TulsaKing seems to have shifted car product placements from Lincoln to Tesla. What was that Cybertruck shooting scene all about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978915094160462129) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-16T20:04Z 348.1K followers, 5818 engagements


"My son wasnt just content with the exorbitant cost of the Nintendo Switch X but also set me back another $XX for the Killswitch protective covering thanks to @MKBHDs evangelism. It feels great anyway and protects the device"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979210955952128021) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-17T15:40Z 348.2K followers, 5496 engagements


"@ukwu_ada Seems you don't know that Netflix seasons are always released complete"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979493285778399345) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-18T10:22Z 348.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@grok @EmperorWiNNIM @Trendy_Saviola @ArikaweAminat Don't mind the fools"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979496182054297660) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-18T10:34Z 348.2K followers, XXX engagements


"This is why we don't understand the #IgboMekwenu Worldwide Thrust. The Home League is "Global Premium Class.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979572008573866345) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-18T15:35Z 348.2K followers, 59K engagements


"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979722111062294562) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T01:31Z 348.2K followers, 9737 engagements


"The Obi of Onitsha and the Edo Palace have a common history and are very close. This is not disrespectful as the Oba NEVER carries the Ada himself. You can also have similar-looking emblems of office. A sword is still just a sword"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979894416279216204) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T12:56Z 348.2K followers, 7644 engagements


"I used to think this was a Nigerian problem until I started living in Togo. I regularly give away deodorants to domestic staff and they always find a reason not to use them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979907524200403311) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T13:48Z 348.2K followers, 98.9K engagements


"@AgbaMan14872 @ManUtd @LFC 🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1980051558772682905) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T23:20Z 348.2K followers, XX engagements


"@MsBlingberry @ManUtd @LFC 🤣🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1980052120242946091) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T23:23Z 348.2K followers, XX engagements


"The problem with younger people these days is that they think everything was always this hard. There were things that were easier to do in the past and also harder than now. One thing in the past was that true talent was raw and discovered early. Dave Chappelle started at XX too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1980212701558394919) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-20T10:01Z 348.1K followers, 24.9K engagements


"Senior Sanitation Officer with a focus on Environmental Hygiene"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1973331878586523755) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-01T10:19Z 348.2K followers, 180K engagements


"I just remembered this again because so many people hated Herbert and Aig for this trait. They were so ruthless that my cousin and I ended up on the receiving end of this in a significant transaction from which we were pushed out. My uncle had warned us but we didn't listen. They didn't leave money on the table if they could take it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976998975925280818) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-11T13:11Z 348.1K followers, 92.6K engagements


""There is zero equity in services. Always build a product business." - Joe Fuller"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977380785599500777) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-12T14:28Z 348.2K followers, 90.3K engagements


"My guy bought this massive 11-bedroom house and his parents came to visit. To find out where anyone is in the house they use WhatsApp because you can shout somebodys name and they won't hear you. I told him that one day his son would start a family inside the house and he wouldnt know until he met his first grandchild playing in the basement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977445698854379658) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-12T18:46Z 348.2K followers, 296.1K engagements


"I was talking about a retirement income strategy yesterday and my friend Andrew sent me this video from a company he started with his son in his retirement. I am so proud of what they have achieved so far. What is your retirement income strategy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977667328348160507) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T09:26Z 348.2K followers, 20.6K engagements


"I don't know why this simple post generated so many negative reactions but I think I have an idea. People got tired of the same type of content and lashed out in their powerlessness at someone they think is powerful enough to do something different. The question is what do you expect Oga Tony to do differently from what has worked for him He is expanding his influence and that is a good thing. That it doesn't move the needle for everyone and they lash out is understandable. The problem is that people typically bark up the wrong tree. I personally love his content about his personal life more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978804095264657833) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-16T12:43Z 348.2K followers, 83K engagements


"Nigerians asking: "So the apartment came with all those things" Ghanaians asking: Which things Nigerians saying: The place is so clean Ghanaians wondering: Do they give you dirty apartments I am cracking up here.🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979075494025830521) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-17T06:42Z 348.2K followers, 1.1M engagements


"You're just living your own life quietly and then suddenly you start having health problems like a Range Rover simply because your Village People went on Google and found lies by bloggers claiming you have $100m somewhere and own a private jet. @official_Dezny Abeg beg Uncle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979084420217749939) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-17T07:17Z 348.2K followers, 15.7K engagements


"@Hannieoflagos The whole point of small talk is to waste time and build a bond"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979493123253280991) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-18T10:21Z 348.2K followers, 34.7K engagements


"We are watching some people here sink gradually into full blown mental breakdown all in the name of creating content. It is not a pivot if someone who was acting normally starts behaving weirdly all of a sudden in front of a camera. I hope she can seek help"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979680077249126520) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-18T22:44Z 348.2K followers, 50.5K engagements


"In 2009 after the launch of @mtnghana Momo product we were approached by a random British lady (now my good friend Jessica Osborn) who saw my colleagues wearing MTNMoMo T-shirts and just wanted to learn more. That conversation led to a friendship that gave me my first office and apartment in Ghana. I didn't plan this or see her as the source of those things and many other relationships that came from that chance encounter and banter. It was all small talk. She was curious and we were approachable. We were also curious about her and asked questions about what she was doing in Ghana. It turned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979750372303372765) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-19T03:24Z 348.2K followers, 41.1K engagements


"🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1980240175432401240) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-20T11:50Z 348.2K followers, XX engagements