[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @asemota Osaretin Victor Asemota Osaretin Victor Asemota posts on X about money, nigeria, retirement, cameroon the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::5404442/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXX +137% - X Month XXXXXXXXX +113% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Year XXXXXXXXXX -XX% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::5404442/posts_active)  - X Month XXX -XXXX% - X Months XXXXX -XX% - X Year XXXXX +5% ### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::5404442/followers)  - X Week XXXXXXX -X% - X Month XXXXXXX +0.19% - X Months XXXXXXX +2% - X Year XXXXXXX +3.70% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::5404442/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::5404442/influence) --- **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [finance](/list/finance) XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks) XXXX% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) XXXX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [money](/topic/money) #3878, [nigeria](/topic/nigeria) #2017, [retirement](/topic/retirement) 0.36%, [cameroon](/topic/cameroon) #159, [countries](/topic/countries) 0.24%, [$100m](/topic/$100m) 0.24%, [ghana](/topic/ghana) 0.24%, [build a](/topic/build-a) 0.12%, [iphone](/topic/iphone) 0.12%, [iphone 17](/topic/iphone-17) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@agbaman14872](/creator/undefined) [@kgheuer](/creator/undefined) [@c_cdon](/creator/undefined) [@strollingtin](/creator/undefined) [@tundeod](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@airlornment](/creator/undefined) [@sunkin001](/creator/undefined) [@scartissue101](/creator/undefined) [@2twentytwo222](/creator/undefined) [@are_dion](/creator/undefined) [@defiyodda](/creator/undefined) [@jayanaman](/creator/undefined) [@babavash](/creator/undefined) [@unclesansan01](/creator/undefined) [@keleicg](/creator/undefined) [@nomorotionmwan](/creator/undefined) [@kossisoroyce](/creator/undefined) [@bexelinitiative](/creator/undefined) [@jamesagada](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Hundred Million (100M)](/topic/$100m) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::5404442/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "Nigerians asking: "So the apartment came with all those things" Ghanaians asking: Which things Nigerians saying: The place is so clean Ghanaians wondering: Do they give you dirty apartments I am cracking up here.🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979075494025830521) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-17T06:42Z 348.1K followers, 815.5K engagements "This is Nigeria all over again" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977815114310193650) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T19:14Z 348.1K followers, 23.4K engagements ""There is zero equity in services. Always build a product business." - Joe Fuller" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977380785599500777) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-12T14:28Z 348.1K followers, 90K engagements "This is a mental illness" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978528209571389707) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-15T18:27Z 348.1K followers, 43.6K engagements ""I am a Professor in practice." I haven't heard that before. These people will wound @ruffydfire at this stage for all these questions. "I am not hearing" LMAO" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1975528444101271875) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-07T11:47Z 348.1K followers, 348.7K engagements "Someone sent me an email demanding to know why I blocked him. I couldn't remember why but the tone of the email proved that he deserved it" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977787250445611343) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T17:23Z 348K followers, 13.6K engagements "Retail is an interesting space. A supermarket near me sells clean watermelons at twice the price of the lady by the roadside right opposite them. Hers are dusty and on the floor but cheap. She sells them mainly to others who resell and it moves fast. This is her only product" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977705241165414501) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T11:57Z 348.1K followers, 15K engagements "I posted something humorous from Cameroon showing election fraud and Nigerians vehemently argued that Nigeria had done it before and that INEC was more corrupt. It wasn't an admonishment to INEC but more like boasting. Why do Nigerians see everything as competition including the negative We complain of a bad image abroad but we seem to relish in showing how much worse we are and seem proud of that fact. This is why I always hate that poverty capital of the world tag that Nigerians proudly regurgitate. When things are very bad pride should make us want to make it better and not revel in" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977973673630839197) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-14T05:44Z 348.1K followers, 21.8K engagements "Every country should do this" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978363032045588594) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-15T07:31Z 348.1K followers, 17.1K engagements "These blog people are insane. I don't own a single Kobo in Moniepoint" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976584512374014227) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-10T09:44Z 348K followers, 63.5K engagements "Again on large family houses I have some relatives in Benin City who live in their own sprawling enclave. The patriarch of the family is an old timber magnate. His daily policy was to pray in the morning and eat together in the evening. With wives and XX kids then they were tighter-knit than most families. My cousins didn't care whose mother the other sibling came from and were tight. It took a lot of work beyond the money" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978072432557625459) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-14T12:16Z 348.1K followers, 35.9K engagements "This guy is educated. This is not breast and yansh comedy. This is classic" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1971920193187393989) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-09-27T12:49Z 348K followers, 1.3M engagements "My wife saw this in front of a toilet in Amsterdam and asked about the gender of the village people indicated there. I told her there was also a space alien on the extreme right who is my true village person. 🤣😂😂 Europe is very different from America. They are light-hearted about inclusion" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976954889428165065) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-11T10:15Z 348K followers, 39.9K engagements "If I post a lot more here now it is because I now have an iPad again. It is convenient for multitasking and a great distraction agent. Your productivity reduces and you see it reflected in your weekly screentime statistics ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ The upside is that I am happier doing it too 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978065165439426739) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-14T11:47Z 348K followers, 5551 engagements "I think that the most significant indicator of growth in an ecosystem is not the number of funding deals announced but the number of product announcements. Most investors are stupid by default. Stupid people giving money isn't growth. People building real products is growth" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978771181843939641) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-16T10:33Z 348.1K followers, 4660 engagements "Intermittent fasting is brutal. I woke up this morning with a headache and realized I had only eaten one meal yesterday. It is working; I just don't think it is sustainable as I really like food. I am craving some hot Eba with Ognono soup but I must wait an hour" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977664922495639905) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T09:17Z 348K followers, 18.8K engagements "What I love about Chris Rock is that he tells it as it is. We are in a very different world now from our parents and if you dont realize what is happening you pay for it dearly. People need space to be themselves" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1975106220215390717) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-06T07:49Z 348.1K followers, 98.1K engagements "I was telling someone about my 2011 trip to India last week and how a classmate who was a travel agent arranged a trip around the country from just a phone call and I paid him later. It was the smoothest trip I had ever taken as a tourist. We are not serious people in Africa" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1975285467043258649) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-06T19:42Z 348K followers, 3540 engagements "Senior Sanitation Officer with a focus on Environmental Hygiene" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1973331878586523755) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-01T10:19Z 348.1K followers, 178.8K engagements "I don't know why this simple post generated so many negative reactions but I think I have an idea. People got tired of the same type of content and lashed out in their powerlessness at someone they think is powerful enough to do something different. The question is what do you expect Oga Tony to do differently from what has worked for him He is expanding his influence and that is a good thing. That it doesn't move the needle for everyone and they lash out is understandable. The problem is that people typically bark up the wrong tree. I personally love his content about his personal life more" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978804095264657833) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-16T12:43Z 348.1K followers, 82.2K engagements "But without those salary earners Odogwu wouldn't have a market. If we are all traders where will the income to buy come from I hate all these skits" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976589945725665456) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-10T10:05Z 348K followers, 99.8K engagements "I went to the bathroom at Honeysuckle and came out laughing so hard What did Neymar do to these people 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979241293038399974) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-17T17:41Z 348.1K followers, 12.9K engagements "God please create gainful employment for Nigerians" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977390559749607922) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-12T15:07Z 348.1K followers, 174.9K engagements "Nigerian telco (in 2002): Hey you want us to stop importing prepaid scratch cards we can also sell airtime online but we need a robust payment system. We want to start it with some banks and we will call it NEFTO (Nigerian Electronic Funds Transfer Organization). Deal NCC: Ok ask CBN for approval and we will see. CBN: Lets see what you plan to do and we will discuss it with the banks to see if they support it. Big Nigerian Banks (Shivering): NO DO NOT ALLOW IT They will kill us off. CBN: Sorry telco license not approved. We will see how this capacity can be organically built within the" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1959211563946033437) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-08-23T11:10Z 348K followers, 11.5K engagements "You're just living your own life quietly and then suddenly you start having health problems like a Range Rover simply because your Village People went on Google and found lies by bloggers claiming you have $100m somewhere and own a private jet. @official_Dezny Abeg beg Uncle" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979084420217749939) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-17T07:17Z 348.1K followers, 14.3K engagements "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978417823744405561) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-15T11:09Z 348.1K followers, 51.9K engagements "ShIt happens" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976763513654632907) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-10T21:35Z 348K followers, 18.1K engagements "I did this and I can't find the laptop anymore. An Acer laptop. My backup hard disk crashed too. I may try to see if that can be salvaged" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976281182842257657) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-09T13:38Z 348K followers, 28.1K engagements "@KwameOApenteng @FrenchyCarlino I don't know the color now I will ask. Did they say it belonged to Gaisie the salt merchant" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977976482267013291) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-14T05:55Z 348K followers, XXX engagements "Wealth is multiplied by sense and not just hard work. I learned the role of insurance as a wealth multiplier early from my family. Insured assets were valued highly because of the higher rentals and they took loans against them to build up more assets" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1935298010482614450) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-06-18T11:26Z 348.1K followers, 312.4K engagements "This is what living in Bongo did to me until I left" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1974532447942689065) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-04T17:49Z 348K followers, 17.4K engagements "While my son and his summer school friends were Googling and discussing an imaginary private jet that I don't own yet my daughter seems to have been saving up to buy one. We discovered her stash this morning. Hundreds of Cedis saved from her allowance. I was impressed. @kdfynn can we open an Achieve account for a 10-year-old We have to start investing the money to buy the jet" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1979083569675796855) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-17T07:14Z 348.1K followers, 8020 engagements "While watching that video comparing the countries with the best (Monaco) and worst (Nigeria) life expectancies a data point that stood out to me was the doctor-to-population ratio and Cuba was an outlier. I decided to dig deeper. Why are African countries not copying Cuba" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976272070037385286) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-09T13:02Z 348K followers, 6004 engagements "@victorinox_1 This is not a German thing. Those BMW cars are being built in South Africa the largest BMW manufacturer in the Southern hemisphere" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978191340220428525) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-14T20:09Z 348K followers, XX engagements "My guy bought this massive 11-bedroom house and his parents came to visit. To find out where anyone is in the house they use WhatsApp because you can shout somebodys name and they won't hear you. I told him that one day his son would start a family inside the house and he wouldnt know until he met his first grandchild playing in the basement" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977445698854379658) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-12T18:46Z 348.1K followers, 295.9K engagements "I buy from her because I know for sure that it is fresh and I have a chef at home who will wash it before cutting it up. In Ghana where there is no chef I do the opposite and buy already cut and cleaned watermelons from Shoprite because I don't want to waste whole melon" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977705251105841386) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T11:57Z 348.1K followers, 1891 engagements "Two sets of people who have no qualms about ghosting you on a transaction are male Nigerian bankers and white guys from corporate America climbing up the ladder. They don't care. I know this and I am equally ruthless with them regarding deals. I never take anything for granted" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1978078619227369561) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-14T12:41Z 348.1K followers, 89.5K engagements "Yes the ministry is making significant progress on infrastructure which is typically not obvious and required. My biggest headache is that all of this can be abandoned and become white elephant projects without corresponding process and personnel transformations. Maybe those are also already happening and are not immediately apparent. There should be short-term wins that move the needle. The entire civil service must be overhauled for changes to become entrenched which is not his job. People are just skeptical about the administration as a whole and its objectives. They seem more focused on" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1975853831582883932) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-08T09:20Z 348K followers, 6002 engagements "What is your retirement income strategy With the way the markets are going investments are now for contingencies. We will all still be working and generating income until we are XX. Sent money between Nigeria and Ghana with @MoMo_PSB and saw @ChifeDrs retirement strategy 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977474536569250260) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-12T20:40Z 348K followers, 8416 engagements "I just remembered this again because so many people hated Herbert and Aig for this trait. They were so ruthless that my cousin and I ended up on the receiving end of this in a significant transaction from which we were pushed out. My uncle had warned us but we didn't listen. They didn't leave money on the table if they could take it" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976998975925280818) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-11T13:11Z 348.1K followers, 92.6K engagements "I was talking about a retirement income strategy yesterday and my friend Andrew sent me this video from a company he started with his son in his retirement. I am so proud of what they have achieved so far. What is your retirement income strategy" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977667328348160507) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T09:26Z 348.1K followers, 20.5K engagements "This is your yearly reminder to read The Psychology of Money by @morganhousel. It is one of the most outstanding books ever written. It also saved me from paranoia and permanent cynicism after the FTX debacle. Dawn comes after the darkest hour" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976945350691946576) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-11T09:37Z 348.1K followers, 55.1K engagements "This was in July 🤯🤯🤯" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977759359619801329) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T15:32Z 348.1K followers, 121.4K engagements "The British are the Kings of insults. I still cant forget a presentation at Hallam where these white boys had to comment afterwards. The poor Indian guys didnt realize the comments were largely insults. The presentation was rich in exuberance but low on scientific rigor" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977095489477910840) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-11T19:34Z 348.1K followers, 44.6K engagements "In online meetings there should be an option for EVERY person attending the meeting to opt out of recordings by AI notetaker bots. I was in a meeting with several bots and it is now an epidemic. I am killing off my fireflies notetaker today" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977661635054760187) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T09:04Z 348.1K followers, 5915 engagements "Nigeria What is the local name" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977819263735136538) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T19:30Z 348.1K followers, 59.2K engagements "INEC still dey learn work. Cameroonian rigging is the ultimate 🤣😂😂😂" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977487468497678497) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-12T21:32Z 348.1K followers, 795.5K engagements "My cousin is insane. He is upset about the $100m and PJ fake gist. He says it is $200m 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I now think I know the source of the false gist. I am still a humble hustler oh I am looking for money. If you squeeze cash in may hand I will accept and thank you profusely" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976634959298486536) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-10T13:04Z 348K followers, 54.5K engagements "Between farmers and the people who eventually buy watermelons are the supermarkets and this lady outside. The farmers make the least amount of money for their effort and that is why startups like @twigafoods and others sprang up. They eventually also owned farms themselves" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1977705259221893472) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-13T11:57Z 348K followers, 3652 engagements "@Osasdeyforyou These people are mad" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1976579787100738034) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-10T09:25Z 348K followers, 5803 engagements "I dont think people realize how easy it is to grow old and have the world change on you leaving you without safety nets while you seem to have been doing everything right. My two parents who were civil servants and their experiences before retirement profoundly changed me" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1972558865263890735) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-09-29T07:07Z 348K followers, 31K engagements "My son is on his first semester break from school and it has been a great time to catch up on what he has been learning. He told me of a conversation with his design teacher who encouraged asking questions to learn and get answers. Then my kid came up with an idea of a Quora for schools. When he mentioned it I wondered why Quora wasn't widely used in formal education. This led me down a rabbit hole on open learning management systems. I couldn't find anything that does what he described. I understood this could be because of curriculum boundaries but it also made me wonder why it couldn't" [X Link](https://x.com/asemota/status/1975482162641047785) [@asemota](/creator/x/asemota) 2025-10-07T08:43Z 348.1K followers, 23K engagements
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Osaretin Victor Asemota posts on X about money, nigeria, retirement, cameroon the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence countries XXXX% finance XXXX% technology brands XXXX% celebrities XXXX% travel destinations XXXX% stocks XXXX% cryptocurrencies XXXX% automotive brands XXXX% social networks XXXX%
Social topic influence money #3878, nigeria #2017, retirement 0.36%, cameroon #159, countries 0.24%, $100m 0.24%, ghana 0.24%, build a 0.12%, iphone 0.12%, iphone 17 XXXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @agbaman14872 @kgheuer @c_cdon @strollingtin @tundeod @grok @airlornment @sunkin001 @scartissue101 @2twentytwo222 @are_dion @defiyodda @jayanaman @babavash @unclesansan01 @keleicg @nomorotionmwan @kossisoroyce @bexelinitiative @jamesagada
Top assets mentioned Hundred Million (100M) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Bitcoin (BTC)
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"Nigerians asking: "So the apartment came with all those things" Ghanaians asking: Which things Nigerians saying: The place is so clean Ghanaians wondering: Do they give you dirty apartments I am cracking up here.🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-17T06:42Z 348.1K followers, 815.5K engagements
"This is Nigeria all over again"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-13T19:14Z 348.1K followers, 23.4K engagements
""There is zero equity in services. Always build a product business." - Joe Fuller"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-12T14:28Z 348.1K followers, 90K engagements
"This is a mental illness"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-15T18:27Z 348.1K followers, 43.6K engagements
""I am a Professor in practice." I haven't heard that before. These people will wound @ruffydfire at this stage for all these questions. "I am not hearing" LMAO"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-07T11:47Z 348.1K followers, 348.7K engagements
"Someone sent me an email demanding to know why I blocked him. I couldn't remember why but the tone of the email proved that he deserved it"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-13T17:23Z 348K followers, 13.6K engagements
"Retail is an interesting space. A supermarket near me sells clean watermelons at twice the price of the lady by the roadside right opposite them. Hers are dusty and on the floor but cheap. She sells them mainly to others who resell and it moves fast. This is her only product"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-13T11:57Z 348.1K followers, 15K engagements
"I posted something humorous from Cameroon showing election fraud and Nigerians vehemently argued that Nigeria had done it before and that INEC was more corrupt. It wasn't an admonishment to INEC but more like boasting. Why do Nigerians see everything as competition including the negative We complain of a bad image abroad but we seem to relish in showing how much worse we are and seem proud of that fact. This is why I always hate that poverty capital of the world tag that Nigerians proudly regurgitate. When things are very bad pride should make us want to make it better and not revel in"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-14T05:44Z 348.1K followers, 21.8K engagements
"Every country should do this"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-15T07:31Z 348.1K followers, 17.1K engagements
"These blog people are insane. I don't own a single Kobo in Moniepoint"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-10T09:44Z 348K followers, 63.5K engagements
"Again on large family houses I have some relatives in Benin City who live in their own sprawling enclave. The patriarch of the family is an old timber magnate. His daily policy was to pray in the morning and eat together in the evening. With wives and XX kids then they were tighter-knit than most families. My cousins didn't care whose mother the other sibling came from and were tight. It took a lot of work beyond the money"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-14T12:16Z 348.1K followers, 35.9K engagements
"This guy is educated. This is not breast and yansh comedy. This is classic"
X Link @asemota 2025-09-27T12:49Z 348K followers, 1.3M engagements
"My wife saw this in front of a toilet in Amsterdam and asked about the gender of the village people indicated there. I told her there was also a space alien on the extreme right who is my true village person. 🤣😂😂 Europe is very different from America. They are light-hearted about inclusion"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-11T10:15Z 348K followers, 39.9K engagements
"If I post a lot more here now it is because I now have an iPad again. It is convenient for multitasking and a great distraction agent. Your productivity reduces and you see it reflected in your weekly screentime statistics ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ The upside is that I am happier doing it too 🤣"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-14T11:47Z 348K followers, 5551 engagements
"I think that the most significant indicator of growth in an ecosystem is not the number of funding deals announced but the number of product announcements. Most investors are stupid by default. Stupid people giving money isn't growth. People building real products is growth"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-16T10:33Z 348.1K followers, 4660 engagements
"Intermittent fasting is brutal. I woke up this morning with a headache and realized I had only eaten one meal yesterday. It is working; I just don't think it is sustainable as I really like food. I am craving some hot Eba with Ognono soup but I must wait an hour"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-13T09:17Z 348K followers, 18.8K engagements
"What I love about Chris Rock is that he tells it as it is. We are in a very different world now from our parents and if you dont realize what is happening you pay for it dearly. People need space to be themselves"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-06T07:49Z 348.1K followers, 98.1K engagements
"I was telling someone about my 2011 trip to India last week and how a classmate who was a travel agent arranged a trip around the country from just a phone call and I paid him later. It was the smoothest trip I had ever taken as a tourist. We are not serious people in Africa"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-06T19:42Z 348K followers, 3540 engagements
"Senior Sanitation Officer with a focus on Environmental Hygiene"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-01T10:19Z 348.1K followers, 178.8K engagements
"I don't know why this simple post generated so many negative reactions but I think I have an idea. People got tired of the same type of content and lashed out in their powerlessness at someone they think is powerful enough to do something different. The question is what do you expect Oga Tony to do differently from what has worked for him He is expanding his influence and that is a good thing. That it doesn't move the needle for everyone and they lash out is understandable. The problem is that people typically bark up the wrong tree. I personally love his content about his personal life more"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-16T12:43Z 348.1K followers, 82.2K engagements
"But without those salary earners Odogwu wouldn't have a market. If we are all traders where will the income to buy come from I hate all these skits"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-10T10:05Z 348K followers, 99.8K engagements
"I went to the bathroom at Honeysuckle and came out laughing so hard What did Neymar do to these people 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-17T17:41Z 348.1K followers, 12.9K engagements
"God please create gainful employment for Nigerians"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-12T15:07Z 348.1K followers, 174.9K engagements
"Nigerian telco (in 2002): Hey you want us to stop importing prepaid scratch cards we can also sell airtime online but we need a robust payment system. We want to start it with some banks and we will call it NEFTO (Nigerian Electronic Funds Transfer Organization). Deal NCC: Ok ask CBN for approval and we will see. CBN: Lets see what you plan to do and we will discuss it with the banks to see if they support it. Big Nigerian Banks (Shivering): NO DO NOT ALLOW IT They will kill us off. CBN: Sorry telco license not approved. We will see how this capacity can be organically built within the"
X Link @asemota 2025-08-23T11:10Z 348K followers, 11.5K engagements
"You're just living your own life quietly and then suddenly you start having health problems like a Range Rover simply because your Village People went on Google and found lies by bloggers claiming you have $100m somewhere and own a private jet. @official_Dezny Abeg beg Uncle"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-17T07:17Z 348.1K followers, 14.3K engagements
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-15T11:09Z 348.1K followers, 51.9K engagements
"ShIt happens"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-10T21:35Z 348K followers, 18.1K engagements
"I did this and I can't find the laptop anymore. An Acer laptop. My backup hard disk crashed too. I may try to see if that can be salvaged"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-09T13:38Z 348K followers, 28.1K engagements
"@KwameOApenteng @FrenchyCarlino I don't know the color now I will ask. Did they say it belonged to Gaisie the salt merchant"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-14T05:55Z 348K followers, XXX engagements
"Wealth is multiplied by sense and not just hard work. I learned the role of insurance as a wealth multiplier early from my family. Insured assets were valued highly because of the higher rentals and they took loans against them to build up more assets"
X Link @asemota 2025-06-18T11:26Z 348.1K followers, 312.4K engagements
"This is what living in Bongo did to me until I left"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-04T17:49Z 348K followers, 17.4K engagements
"While my son and his summer school friends were Googling and discussing an imaginary private jet that I don't own yet my daughter seems to have been saving up to buy one. We discovered her stash this morning. Hundreds of Cedis saved from her allowance. I was impressed. @kdfynn can we open an Achieve account for a 10-year-old We have to start investing the money to buy the jet"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-17T07:14Z 348.1K followers, 8020 engagements
"While watching that video comparing the countries with the best (Monaco) and worst (Nigeria) life expectancies a data point that stood out to me was the doctor-to-population ratio and Cuba was an outlier. I decided to dig deeper. Why are African countries not copying Cuba"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-09T13:02Z 348K followers, 6004 engagements
"@victorinox_1 This is not a German thing. Those BMW cars are being built in South Africa the largest BMW manufacturer in the Southern hemisphere"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-14T20:09Z 348K followers, XX engagements
"My guy bought this massive 11-bedroom house and his parents came to visit. To find out where anyone is in the house they use WhatsApp because you can shout somebodys name and they won't hear you. I told him that one day his son would start a family inside the house and he wouldnt know until he met his first grandchild playing in the basement"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-12T18:46Z 348.1K followers, 295.9K engagements
"I buy from her because I know for sure that it is fresh and I have a chef at home who will wash it before cutting it up. In Ghana where there is no chef I do the opposite and buy already cut and cleaned watermelons from Shoprite because I don't want to waste whole melon"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-13T11:57Z 348.1K followers, 1891 engagements
"Two sets of people who have no qualms about ghosting you on a transaction are male Nigerian bankers and white guys from corporate America climbing up the ladder. They don't care. I know this and I am equally ruthless with them regarding deals. I never take anything for granted"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-14T12:41Z 348.1K followers, 89.5K engagements
"Yes the ministry is making significant progress on infrastructure which is typically not obvious and required. My biggest headache is that all of this can be abandoned and become white elephant projects without corresponding process and personnel transformations. Maybe those are also already happening and are not immediately apparent. There should be short-term wins that move the needle. The entire civil service must be overhauled for changes to become entrenched which is not his job. People are just skeptical about the administration as a whole and its objectives. They seem more focused on"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-08T09:20Z 348K followers, 6002 engagements
"What is your retirement income strategy With the way the markets are going investments are now for contingencies. We will all still be working and generating income until we are XX. Sent money between Nigeria and Ghana with @MoMo_PSB and saw @ChifeDrs retirement strategy 🤣"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-12T20:40Z 348K followers, 8416 engagements
"I just remembered this again because so many people hated Herbert and Aig for this trait. They were so ruthless that my cousin and I ended up on the receiving end of this in a significant transaction from which we were pushed out. My uncle had warned us but we didn't listen. They didn't leave money on the table if they could take it"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-11T13:11Z 348.1K followers, 92.6K engagements
"I was talking about a retirement income strategy yesterday and my friend Andrew sent me this video from a company he started with his son in his retirement. I am so proud of what they have achieved so far. What is your retirement income strategy"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-13T09:26Z 348.1K followers, 20.5K engagements
"This is your yearly reminder to read The Psychology of Money by @morganhousel. It is one of the most outstanding books ever written. It also saved me from paranoia and permanent cynicism after the FTX debacle. Dawn comes after the darkest hour"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-11T09:37Z 348.1K followers, 55.1K engagements
"This was in July 🤯🤯🤯"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-13T15:32Z 348.1K followers, 121.4K engagements
"The British are the Kings of insults. I still cant forget a presentation at Hallam where these white boys had to comment afterwards. The poor Indian guys didnt realize the comments were largely insults. The presentation was rich in exuberance but low on scientific rigor"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-11T19:34Z 348.1K followers, 44.6K engagements
"In online meetings there should be an option for EVERY person attending the meeting to opt out of recordings by AI notetaker bots. I was in a meeting with several bots and it is now an epidemic. I am killing off my fireflies notetaker today"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-13T09:04Z 348.1K followers, 5915 engagements
"Nigeria What is the local name"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-13T19:30Z 348.1K followers, 59.2K engagements
"INEC still dey learn work. Cameroonian rigging is the ultimate 🤣😂😂😂"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-12T21:32Z 348.1K followers, 795.5K engagements
"My cousin is insane. He is upset about the $100m and PJ fake gist. He says it is $200m 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I now think I know the source of the false gist. I am still a humble hustler oh I am looking for money. If you squeeze cash in may hand I will accept and thank you profusely"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-10T13:04Z 348K followers, 54.5K engagements
"Between farmers and the people who eventually buy watermelons are the supermarkets and this lady outside. The farmers make the least amount of money for their effort and that is why startups like @twigafoods and others sprang up. They eventually also owned farms themselves"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-13T11:57Z 348K followers, 3652 engagements
"@Osasdeyforyou These people are mad"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-10T09:25Z 348K followers, 5803 engagements
"I dont think people realize how easy it is to grow old and have the world change on you leaving you without safety nets while you seem to have been doing everything right. My two parents who were civil servants and their experiences before retirement profoundly changed me"
X Link @asemota 2025-09-29T07:07Z 348K followers, 31K engagements
"My son is on his first semester break from school and it has been a great time to catch up on what he has been learning. He told me of a conversation with his design teacher who encouraged asking questions to learn and get answers. Then my kid came up with an idea of a Quora for schools. When he mentioned it I wondered why Quora wasn't widely used in formal education. This led me down a rabbit hole on open learning management systems. I couldn't find anything that does what he described. I understood this could be because of curriculum boundaries but it also made me wonder why it couldn't"
X Link @asemota 2025-10-07T08:43Z 348.1K followers, 23K engagements
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