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[@mkhammer](/creator/twitter/mkhammer)
"From todays NYT profile. He has an opinion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1978577541272137962) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-15T21:43Z 398.3K followers, 77.7K engagements


"Its not a mark of virtue to scare your kids as much as possible. It is the opposite. In cases where theres risk model strength & rational risk analysis. Where there is major risk its your job to stand in the breach for them not hang them out over the edge to prove a pt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1980230664839692385) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-20T11:12Z 398.3K followers, 77.5K engagements


"On Normally today @karol and I are Good Cop Bad Cop on the No Kings rallies then VA NJ and NYC updates (including an embarrassing bubble moment from Mikie Sherrill) and several embarrassments from Europe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1980599649510818054) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-21T11:38Z 398.3K followers, 26.5K engagements


"Its an anti-Zionist tattoo Seth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1980924208185311363) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-22T09:08Z 398.3K followers, 26.2K engagements


"Props to moderator Deanna Allbrittin of ABC News in Richmond who did a great informed Katie-Porter-provoking number of follow-ups throughout the night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1976663635360628954) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-10T14:58Z 398.3K followers, 92K engagements


"Upon Lizzys visit to Pemberley the 12-yr-old declares: Pretty sure Mr. Darcys going to show up. Its called foreshadowing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1977035798034956732) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-11T15:37Z 398.3K followers, 33.4K engagements


"One more follow-up and that reporters gonna have to take her hoops out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1978259477900984580) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-15T00:39Z 398.3K followers, 105.7K engagements


"It really is a distillation of v. progressive priority of coddling the violent over protecting the law-abiding. Loons get mad when they're asked to pay several bucks for a ride & they punch the hard-working people driving them Solution: The law-abiding shall pay their fares"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1978821929680196023) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-16T13:54Z 398.3K followers, 42.4K engagements


"@Vanessasantosxo They were the Morphe travel set. All my make-up artist friends like Morphe and they're not crazy expensive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1979210957009150055) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-17T15:40Z 398.3K followers, XXX engagements


"Widows are allowed to smile. This is me surrounded by my hometown friends and brothers at Jakes funeral. This is me two months later at a party after giving birth to a healthy baby girl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1971745013668434235) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-09-27T01:13Z 398.3K followers, 601.5K engagements


"It's not happening It's happening but it's not a big deal -- you are here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1973443834060341659) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-01T17:44Z 398.3K followers, 1.8M engagements


"60 Minutes did a 13-minute glowing profile of German speech police this year that opened with six police officers doing an armed raid of a man's home for his phone and computer bc he tweeted a cartoon they didn't like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1975214132296393019) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-06T14:58Z 398.3K followers, 289.3K engagements


"Just gonna post this again to say these are not very hard questions. This reaction is wild. She presumably would be governor to the XX% of Californian voters she can't even fathom answering a question about. It's astonishing the weaknesses a career in a bubble give you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1975739864080691617) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-08T01:47Z 398.3K followers, 260.2K engagements


"My boy and me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1977098861819920834) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-11T19:47Z 398.3K followers, 89.3K engagements


"Jamie is brave and shes done so much travel and work in the trenches testifying in state legislatures all over the country to make sure people understand what she saw and the damage being done"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1977824856155767186) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-13T19:52Z 398.3K followers, 53.3K engagements


"Well these seem very bad and a good example of how you can edgelord yourself into disgrace. Seems like the National YRs quickly condemned and asked for resignations imposing repercussions that might help deter this behavior in the future"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1978254543084298615) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-15T00:20Z 398.3K followers, 181.3K engagements


"Yall really walked into that one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1978608282018136331) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-15T23:45Z 398.3K followers, 256.7K engagements


"Guaranteed Pokmon evolution"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1980775256911675883) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-21T23:16Z 398.3K followers, 65.1K engagements


"Every person in my house knows how to put some dishes in the dishwasher and start it. The youngest is XXX. Teach them young"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1980927289102913554) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-22T09:20Z 398.3K followers, 32.3K engagements


"An SS tattoo on your chest that you allegedly got while drunk and didnt know what it was but also told people you knew what it was and chose not to get covered for XX years doesnt seem like that small a skeleton. Its a Home Depot 22-ft Halloween special skeleton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1980967757702467613) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-22T12:01Z 398.3K followers, 337.6K engagements


"He and Platner have both seen some shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1980968855267668444) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-22T12:05Z 398.3K followers, 33.4K engagements


"We apologise for the fault in the Reddit threads. Those responsible have been sacked. Mynd you totenkopf Kan be pretty nasti. We apologise again for the fault in the body art. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1981139708483948799) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-22T23:24Z 398.3K followers, 45.8K engagements


"Running for: Sgt. Breonna Moffett Spc. Kennedy Ladon Sanders Sgt. William Jerome Rivers (KIA Jordan 24) Sgt. Cody Becker Det. Isaiah Emenheiser Det. Mark Baker (LEO killed in PA Wed) & Charlie Kirk laid to rest today killed for practicing the freedoms we hold so dear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1969754292694188460) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-09-21T13:23Z 398.3K followers, 221.5K engagements


"So you had a job in a struggling industry with a dying business model Yes. And you lost that job Yes Dave. Because your boss asked you to write an email and you didnt Thats correct Dave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1976827337611395286) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-11T01:48Z 398.3K followers, 229.9K engagements


"The way this absolutely reeks of my Camels and a Miller Lite era"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1979724682380427675) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-19T01:42Z 398.3K followers, 65.4K engagements


"@nncyhllrd Thank you for perfectly illustrating once again how an adult can make things worse for children in the absence of rational risk analysis or emotional equilibrium. I wish you the best in getting a handle on controlling your emotions in public and in parenting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1980244204853830099) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-20T12:06Z 398.3K followers, 2435 engagements


"@EsotericCD My husbands threshold is NONE dishes in the sink. Mine would be significantly higher but hey we do have a clean kitchen thanks to his low tolerance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1980996243812913476) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-22T13:54Z 398.3K followers, 1084 engagements


"I feel quite confident Virginia will elect a woman and that people talking about politics on national TV should know who is running in one of like X races this year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mkhammer/status/1981152051313901995) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) 2025-10-23T00:13Z 398.3K followers, 43.1K engagements

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@mkhammer "From todays NYT profile. He has an opinion"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-15T21:43Z 398.3K followers, 77.7K engagements

"Its not a mark of virtue to scare your kids as much as possible. It is the opposite. In cases where theres risk model strength & rational risk analysis. Where there is major risk its your job to stand in the breach for them not hang them out over the edge to prove a pt"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-20T11:12Z 398.3K followers, 77.5K engagements

"On Normally today @karol and I are Good Cop Bad Cop on the No Kings rallies then VA NJ and NYC updates (including an embarrassing bubble moment from Mikie Sherrill) and several embarrassments from Europe"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-21T11:38Z 398.3K followers, 26.5K engagements

"Its an anti-Zionist tattoo Seth"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-22T09:08Z 398.3K followers, 26.2K engagements

"Props to moderator Deanna Allbrittin of ABC News in Richmond who did a great informed Katie-Porter-provoking number of follow-ups throughout the night"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-10T14:58Z 398.3K followers, 92K engagements

"Upon Lizzys visit to Pemberley the 12-yr-old declares: Pretty sure Mr. Darcys going to show up. Its called foreshadowing"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-11T15:37Z 398.3K followers, 33.4K engagements

"One more follow-up and that reporters gonna have to take her hoops out"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-15T00:39Z 398.3K followers, 105.7K engagements

"It really is a distillation of v. progressive priority of coddling the violent over protecting the law-abiding. Loons get mad when they're asked to pay several bucks for a ride & they punch the hard-working people driving them Solution: The law-abiding shall pay their fares"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-16T13:54Z 398.3K followers, 42.4K engagements

"@Vanessasantosxo They were the Morphe travel set. All my make-up artist friends like Morphe and they're not crazy expensive"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-17T15:40Z 398.3K followers, XXX engagements

"Widows are allowed to smile. This is me surrounded by my hometown friends and brothers at Jakes funeral. This is me two months later at a party after giving birth to a healthy baby girl"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-09-27T01:13Z 398.3K followers, 601.5K engagements

"It's not happening It's happening but it's not a big deal -- you are here"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-01T17:44Z 398.3K followers, 1.8M engagements

"60 Minutes did a 13-minute glowing profile of German speech police this year that opened with six police officers doing an armed raid of a man's home for his phone and computer bc he tweeted a cartoon they didn't like"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-06T14:58Z 398.3K followers, 289.3K engagements

"Just gonna post this again to say these are not very hard questions. This reaction is wild. She presumably would be governor to the XX% of Californian voters she can't even fathom answering a question about. It's astonishing the weaknesses a career in a bubble give you"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-08T01:47Z 398.3K followers, 260.2K engagements

"My boy and me"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-11T19:47Z 398.3K followers, 89.3K engagements

"Jamie is brave and shes done so much travel and work in the trenches testifying in state legislatures all over the country to make sure people understand what she saw and the damage being done"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-13T19:52Z 398.3K followers, 53.3K engagements

"Well these seem very bad and a good example of how you can edgelord yourself into disgrace. Seems like the National YRs quickly condemned and asked for resignations imposing repercussions that might help deter this behavior in the future"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-15T00:20Z 398.3K followers, 181.3K engagements

"Yall really walked into that one"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-15T23:45Z 398.3K followers, 256.7K engagements

"Guaranteed Pokmon evolution"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-21T23:16Z 398.3K followers, 65.1K engagements

"Every person in my house knows how to put some dishes in the dishwasher and start it. The youngest is XXX. Teach them young"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-22T09:20Z 398.3K followers, 32.3K engagements

"An SS tattoo on your chest that you allegedly got while drunk and didnt know what it was but also told people you knew what it was and chose not to get covered for XX years doesnt seem like that small a skeleton. Its a Home Depot 22-ft Halloween special skeleton"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-22T12:01Z 398.3K followers, 337.6K engagements

"He and Platner have both seen some shit"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-22T12:05Z 398.3K followers, 33.4K engagements

"We apologise for the fault in the Reddit threads. Those responsible have been sacked. Mynd you totenkopf Kan be pretty nasti. We apologise again for the fault in the body art. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-22T23:24Z 398.3K followers, 45.8K engagements

"Running for: Sgt. Breonna Moffett Spc. Kennedy Ladon Sanders Sgt. William Jerome Rivers (KIA Jordan 24) Sgt. Cody Becker Det. Isaiah Emenheiser Det. Mark Baker (LEO killed in PA Wed) & Charlie Kirk laid to rest today killed for practicing the freedoms we hold so dear"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-09-21T13:23Z 398.3K followers, 221.5K engagements

"So you had a job in a struggling industry with a dying business model Yes. And you lost that job Yes Dave. Because your boss asked you to write an email and you didnt Thats correct Dave"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-11T01:48Z 398.3K followers, 229.9K engagements

"The way this absolutely reeks of my Camels and a Miller Lite era"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-19T01:42Z 398.3K followers, 65.4K engagements

"@nncyhllrd Thank you for perfectly illustrating once again how an adult can make things worse for children in the absence of rational risk analysis or emotional equilibrium. I wish you the best in getting a handle on controlling your emotions in public and in parenting"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-20T12:06Z 398.3K followers, 2435 engagements

"@EsotericCD My husbands threshold is NONE dishes in the sink. Mine would be significantly higher but hey we do have a clean kitchen thanks to his low tolerance"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-22T13:54Z 398.3K followers, 1084 engagements

"I feel quite confident Virginia will elect a woman and that people talking about politics on national TV should know who is running in one of like X races this year"
X Link @mkhammer 2025-10-23T00:13Z 398.3K followers, 43.1K engagements

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