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# ![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::4923811.png) @mkhammer Mary Katharine Ham

Mary Katharine Ham posts on X about sydney, sydney sweeney, ham, sen the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and 1716 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4923811/interactions)
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- X Year XXXXXXXXXX +47%

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### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::4923811/followers)
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### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::4923811/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  #2451 [stocks](/list/stocks)  [countries](/list/countries)  [nfl](/list/nfl)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [finance](/list/finance)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 

**Social topic influence**
[sydney](/topic/sydney) #152, [sydney sweeney](/topic/sydney-sweeney) #75, [ham](/topic/ham) #33, [sen](/topic/sen), [doj](/topic/doj), [pedro pascal](/topic/pedro-pascal), [pascal](/topic/pascal), [gaza](/topic/gaza), [radar](/topic/radar), [nazi](/topic/nazi)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::4923811/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"@CRainsZombie Right there are people who aren't for me but are also *empirically attractive*. Tom Brady is a good example. Not mid but not for me. I also don't like blonde guys. The public forum discussion of which public figures I would deign to bang is also not for me"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1950251412203643162) 2025-07-29 17:45:45 UTC 384.2K followers, XXX engagements


"My son just put a footstool on top of the ottoman so he could climb on top of it. I let him because Fourth Kid and he announced to me Mom Im injure-cising I doing injure-cise Which is incorrect but also extremely correct. #malaproptheater"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948722207057719777) 2025-07-25 12:29:14 UTC 384.2K followers, 32.8K engagements


"Re-upping this one with a #davescaridservice tag"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1949459889438466207) 2025-07-27 13:20:31 UTC 384.2K followers, 58K engagements


"And all the other competitors for Whitest Protest in the History of Mankind packed up and went home knowing there was no hope"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1946893244731740496) 2025-07-20 11:21:35 UTC 384.2K followers, 206.3K engagements


"Im really glad I got to see this in person. Like so much of modern politics it was surreal but in this case electrifying. Felt like a kid again"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948548316956164313) 2025-07-25 00:58:15 UTC 384.2K followers, 76.4K engagements


"I dont have a particular Pedro Pascal issue per se but why did we stop putting Henry Cavill in all the things and putting Pascal in"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1949093568703865156) 2025-07-26 13:04:53 UTC 384.2K followers, 449.2K engagements


"This is in fact quite believable if you know about the UN. The UN also has repeatedly employed people who force refugees to have sex with them for food and then doesnt punish or fire them and instead covered it up for years. Its a bad organization that does bad things"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1949078849288864151) 2025-07-26 12:06:24 UTC 384.2K followers, 160K engagements


"Why is the carpet all wet Todd I DONT KNOW MARGO"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948032992087101849) 2025-07-23 14:50:32 UTC 384.2K followers, 43.2K engagements


"I'm guest-hosting @DanaPerino's "Perino on Politics" podcast tomorrow with guest @ColinTReed. Dana always asks her guests "what are we missing" What stories do you think are below the radar this week"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947081938008731889) 2025-07-20 23:51:23 UTC 384.2K followers, 60K engagements


"Puns have always been Nazi. Thats why they feel so reich"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1950206560023507131) 2025-07-29 14:47:31 UTC 384.2K followers, 74.1K engagements


"This whole interview is making me rethink. Hunter is so measured and mature there's no way he's the kind of guy who would leave his laptop at a repair shop in 2019"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1947364163304485072) 2025-07-21 18:32:51 UTC 384.2K followers, 803.9K engagements


"@TheHayride His reasons for leaving The Witcher made me like him more not less. But I suppose a star with a lot of opinions on source material might be troublesome for some"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1949098002439721268) 2025-07-26 13:22:30 UTC 384.2K followers, 17.6K engagements


"@asymmetricinfo Yes It used to be the default"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948784402646892742) 2025-07-25 16:36:22 UTC 384.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Ennio Morricone. I dont recall watching The Mission though I must have at some point but the score is unforgettable"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1949068016018141575) 2025-07-26 11:23:21 UTC 384.2K followers, 36.3K engagements


"In Michigan a church deacon arrived late to Sun service encountered a would-be mass shooter had no weapon but realized time was short so hit shooter w his F-150 totaling his truck while being shot at. A local dealership gave him a new truck. Deacons name is Richard Pryor"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1944846144326316243) 2025-07-14 19:47:08 UTC 384.2K followers, 2M engagements


"Travel with me on the journey of a young idealist at her first NEA conference learning what the priorities are"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948825954190852362) 2025-07-25 19:21:29 UTC 384.2K followers, 25.3K engagements


"Sydney Sweeney: looks hot in jeans The Discoursers:"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1949090276661674163) 2025-07-26 12:51:48 UTC 384.2K followers, 44.6K engagements


"The portal has gotten so crazy the Lions can enter to play in the CFP"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948131025965514824) 2025-07-23 21:20:05 UTC 384.2K followers, 34.1K engagements


"At the pool 11-yr-old: Mom is King Charles making good decisions for his country Having kids is so funny"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1949499127877767416) 2025-07-27 15:56:26 UTC 384.2K followers, 24.4K engagements


"Your periodic reminder that one of the things to know about Clapper is that he bald-faced lied to Congress about NSA collection of data on Americans to Sen. Ron Wyden and was of course never punished. Can we please stop treating him like an arbiter of honorable public service"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948379177410818225) 2025-07-24 13:46:09 UTC 384.2K followers, 96.7K engagements


"How bout not cause the problem in the first place instead of using our money to solve the problem you caused"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1950200248174788994) 2025-07-29 14:22:26 UTC 384.2K followers, 51.3K engagements


"Read classics with your kids How can you resist Its so fun (Narration by my 9-yr-old)"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948547645783371855) 2025-07-25 00:55:35 UTC 384.2K followers, 24.5K engagements


"Architecture in its Elementary School Doorstop era"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948737381646930214) 2025-07-25 13:29:32 UTC 384.2K followers, 23.3K engagements


"Yes I know Mean Mom/Dad. But the thing is this is actually Good Mom/Dad. Mom & Dad cannot realistically interrupt their days once a week to take lunches in the kids enjoy their real lunches over jerky and they have therefore devised ways of reminding themselves. Ws for all"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948752977696522669) 2025-07-25 14:31:30 UTC 384.1K followers, 13.3K engagements


"To use Gene Kellys ridonkulous ass of historic ass significance to illustrate this point is unfair to anyone you are trying to get into a pair of classically cut trousers. Even though I support the message and mission"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1949290796047343701) 2025-07-27 02:08:36 UTC 384.2K followers, 45.4K engagements


"She did "Hi gene expert here" IT IS A JEANS COMMERCIAL. IT IS A PUN. I promise you don't need a vocal fried spoken word essay on it. But please continue"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1950255834677543024) 2025-07-29 18:03:19 UTC 384.2K followers, 15.6K engagements


"Stephen would like you to have more info about the letter than my tweet provided which is fair. I was being inexact in my shorthand. The National School Board Association wrote a letter secretly in concert with the Biden Amin (according to their own internal review) recommending the feds go after parents using PATRIOT Act tools for domestic terrorism. The Biden DOJ enthusiastically complied over a weekend even as its own lawyers were like "It appears to me that the vast vast majority of the behavior cited cannot be reached by federal law.Almost all of the language being used is protected by"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948406267015315667) 2025-07-24 15:33:48 UTC 384.2K followers, 79.5K engagements


"At sleepaway camp drop-off: Bye Mom love you have fun doing our chores while were gone This is what I get for making them productive and independent"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1949550282427469882) 2025-07-27 19:19:42 UTC 384.2K followers, 35.8K engagements


"Today on Normally we hope @karol is enjoying her vacay and @mattdizwhitlock & I talk Hunter Biden (bc how can we not) the Vibe Shift on gender gets to the Olympics and We're still Mad Bro about the Biden DOJ letter calling parents domestic terrorists"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948398361171628539) 2025-07-24 15:02:23 UTC 384.2K followers, 13.4K engagements


"In my early career & simpler days of the Internet when I was innocent enough to search my name I came across a thread debating whether men in said thread would have sex with me. Many said they would not consider it The feeling remains mutual. It's like "same nardsbarn27.""  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1950230925591404977) 2025-07-29 16:24:20 UTC 384.2K followers, 42.7K engagements


"The cool thing is real socialism has never been tried before and we can all be excited for the chance to finally see it in action"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1937708652535665107) 2025-06-25 03:05:18 UTC 384.2K followers, 1.4M engagements


"Im gonna need so many of you to stop being such giant pussies"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1949080046842323383) 2025-07-26 12:11:09 UTC 384.2K followers, 61.5K engagements


"It is good to get to a place where feeling consequences for actions is normal. A simple way we do this in our house. The kids know we wont bring them forgotten lunches. They have emergency beef jerky in their backpacks which they dont like as much as their lunches. They eat those. They almost never forget their lunches. The beef jerky also keeps gentle teachers from giving them a slice of pizza thereby incentivizing forgotten lunches"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948750796926980301) 2025-07-25 14:22:50 UTC 384.2K followers, 88.4K engagements


"This is wild. My parents were pretty involved parents. They took me to Wal-Mart got a bunch of stuff for my dorm room hugged me and left. There were just so many fewer ways to hover without the Internet. I had to figure most things out after they left. That was the norm"  
![@mkhammer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::4923811.png) [@mkhammer](/creator/x/mkhammer) on [X](/post/tweet/1948351327685296269) 2025-07-24 11:55:29 UTC 384.2K followers, 150.6K engagements

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@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer Mary Katharine Ham

Mary Katharine Ham posts on X about sydney, sydney sweeney, ham, sen the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and 1716 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

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  • X Months XXX -XX%
  • X Year XXX +52%

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  • X Month XXXXXXX +0.69%
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  • X Year XXXXXXX +15%

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Social category influence travel destinations #2451 stocks countries nfl celebrities finance social networks technology brands

Social topic influence sydney #152, sydney sweeney #75, ham #33, sen, doj, pedro pascal, pascal, gaza, radar, nazi

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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"@CRainsZombie Right there are people who aren't for me but are also empirically attractive. Tom Brady is a good example. Not mid but not for me. I also don't like blonde guys. The public forum discussion of which public figures I would deign to bang is also not for me"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-29 17:45:45 UTC 384.2K followers, XXX engagements

"My son just put a footstool on top of the ottoman so he could climb on top of it. I let him because Fourth Kid and he announced to me Mom Im injure-cising I doing injure-cise Which is incorrect but also extremely correct. #malaproptheater"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-25 12:29:14 UTC 384.2K followers, 32.8K engagements

"Re-upping this one with a #davescaridservice tag"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-27 13:20:31 UTC 384.2K followers, 58K engagements

"And all the other competitors for Whitest Protest in the History of Mankind packed up and went home knowing there was no hope"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-20 11:21:35 UTC 384.2K followers, 206.3K engagements

"Im really glad I got to see this in person. Like so much of modern politics it was surreal but in this case electrifying. Felt like a kid again"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-25 00:58:15 UTC 384.2K followers, 76.4K engagements

"I dont have a particular Pedro Pascal issue per se but why did we stop putting Henry Cavill in all the things and putting Pascal in"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-26 13:04:53 UTC 384.2K followers, 449.2K engagements

"This is in fact quite believable if you know about the UN. The UN also has repeatedly employed people who force refugees to have sex with them for food and then doesnt punish or fire them and instead covered it up for years. Its a bad organization that does bad things"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-26 12:06:24 UTC 384.2K followers, 160K engagements

"Why is the carpet all wet Todd I DONT KNOW MARGO"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-23 14:50:32 UTC 384.2K followers, 43.2K engagements

"I'm guest-hosting @DanaPerino's "Perino on Politics" podcast tomorrow with guest @ColinTReed. Dana always asks her guests "what are we missing" What stories do you think are below the radar this week"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-20 23:51:23 UTC 384.2K followers, 60K engagements

"Puns have always been Nazi. Thats why they feel so reich"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-29 14:47:31 UTC 384.2K followers, 74.1K engagements

"This whole interview is making me rethink. Hunter is so measured and mature there's no way he's the kind of guy who would leave his laptop at a repair shop in 2019"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-21 18:32:51 UTC 384.2K followers, 803.9K engagements

"@TheHayride His reasons for leaving The Witcher made me like him more not less. But I suppose a star with a lot of opinions on source material might be troublesome for some"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-26 13:22:30 UTC 384.2K followers, 17.6K engagements

"@asymmetricinfo Yes It used to be the default"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-25 16:36:22 UTC 384.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Ennio Morricone. I dont recall watching The Mission though I must have at some point but the score is unforgettable"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-26 11:23:21 UTC 384.2K followers, 36.3K engagements

"In Michigan a church deacon arrived late to Sun service encountered a would-be mass shooter had no weapon but realized time was short so hit shooter w his F-150 totaling his truck while being shot at. A local dealership gave him a new truck. Deacons name is Richard Pryor"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-14 19:47:08 UTC 384.2K followers, 2M engagements

"Travel with me on the journey of a young idealist at her first NEA conference learning what the priorities are"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-25 19:21:29 UTC 384.2K followers, 25.3K engagements

"Sydney Sweeney: looks hot in jeans The Discoursers:"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-26 12:51:48 UTC 384.2K followers, 44.6K engagements

"The portal has gotten so crazy the Lions can enter to play in the CFP"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-23 21:20:05 UTC 384.2K followers, 34.1K engagements

"At the pool 11-yr-old: Mom is King Charles making good decisions for his country Having kids is so funny"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-27 15:56:26 UTC 384.2K followers, 24.4K engagements

"Your periodic reminder that one of the things to know about Clapper is that he bald-faced lied to Congress about NSA collection of data on Americans to Sen. Ron Wyden and was of course never punished. Can we please stop treating him like an arbiter of honorable public service"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-24 13:46:09 UTC 384.2K followers, 96.7K engagements

"How bout not cause the problem in the first place instead of using our money to solve the problem you caused"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-29 14:22:26 UTC 384.2K followers, 51.3K engagements

"Read classics with your kids How can you resist Its so fun (Narration by my 9-yr-old)"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-25 00:55:35 UTC 384.2K followers, 24.5K engagements

"Architecture in its Elementary School Doorstop era"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-25 13:29:32 UTC 384.2K followers, 23.3K engagements

"Yes I know Mean Mom/Dad. But the thing is this is actually Good Mom/Dad. Mom & Dad cannot realistically interrupt their days once a week to take lunches in the kids enjoy their real lunches over jerky and they have therefore devised ways of reminding themselves. Ws for all"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-25 14:31:30 UTC 384.1K followers, 13.3K engagements

"To use Gene Kellys ridonkulous ass of historic ass significance to illustrate this point is unfair to anyone you are trying to get into a pair of classically cut trousers. Even though I support the message and mission"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-27 02:08:36 UTC 384.2K followers, 45.4K engagements

"She did "Hi gene expert here" IT IS A JEANS COMMERCIAL. IT IS A PUN. I promise you don't need a vocal fried spoken word essay on it. But please continue"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-29 18:03:19 UTC 384.2K followers, 15.6K engagements

"Stephen would like you to have more info about the letter than my tweet provided which is fair. I was being inexact in my shorthand. The National School Board Association wrote a letter secretly in concert with the Biden Amin (according to their own internal review) recommending the feds go after parents using PATRIOT Act tools for domestic terrorism. The Biden DOJ enthusiastically complied over a weekend even as its own lawyers were like "It appears to me that the vast vast majority of the behavior cited cannot be reached by federal law.Almost all of the language being used is protected by"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-24 15:33:48 UTC 384.2K followers, 79.5K engagements

"At sleepaway camp drop-off: Bye Mom love you have fun doing our chores while were gone This is what I get for making them productive and independent"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-27 19:19:42 UTC 384.2K followers, 35.8K engagements

"Today on Normally we hope @karol is enjoying her vacay and @mattdizwhitlock & I talk Hunter Biden (bc how can we not) the Vibe Shift on gender gets to the Olympics and We're still Mad Bro about the Biden DOJ letter calling parents domestic terrorists"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-24 15:02:23 UTC 384.2K followers, 13.4K engagements

"In my early career & simpler days of the Internet when I was innocent enough to search my name I came across a thread debating whether men in said thread would have sex with me. Many said they would not consider it The feeling remains mutual. It's like "same nardsbarn27.""
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-29 16:24:20 UTC 384.2K followers, 42.7K engagements

"The cool thing is real socialism has never been tried before and we can all be excited for the chance to finally see it in action"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-06-25 03:05:18 UTC 384.2K followers, 1.4M engagements

"Im gonna need so many of you to stop being such giant pussies"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-26 12:11:09 UTC 384.2K followers, 61.5K engagements

"It is good to get to a place where feeling consequences for actions is normal. A simple way we do this in our house. The kids know we wont bring them forgotten lunches. They have emergency beef jerky in their backpacks which they dont like as much as their lunches. They eat those. They almost never forget their lunches. The beef jerky also keeps gentle teachers from giving them a slice of pizza thereby incentivizing forgotten lunches"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-25 14:22:50 UTC 384.2K followers, 88.4K engagements

"This is wild. My parents were pretty involved parents. They took me to Wal-Mart got a bunch of stuff for my dorm room hugged me and left. There were just so many fewer ways to hover without the Internet. I had to figure most things out after they left. That was the norm"
@mkhammer Avatar @mkhammer on X 2025-07-24 11:55:29 UTC 384.2K followers, 150.6K engagements

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