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[@CheersToTears](/creator/twitter/CheersToTears)
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: GOV. POLIS MELTS DOWN OVER TRUMPS MEAN TARIFFS Colorados Jared Polis is clutching his calculator and sobbing into spreadsheets because Trump slapped tariffs on imports like a boss. Hes whining that tariff taxes are killing jobs and making stuff more expensive; yeah Jared thats kinda the point. Apparently defending American industry now counts as economic violence and Polis is leading the candlelight vigil for cheaper toasters. He's crunching real data while Trumps out here playing 4D trade chess with half the world. Someone get this man a chamomile tea and a safe space from"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1945954945603436806) 2025-07-17 21:13:07 UTC 293.9K followers, 155.9K engagements


"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT - HOLLYWOOD: SUPERMAN LOVES OPEN BORDERS WHY DONT YOU BIGOT Is it a bird Is it a plane No. it's Woke Hollywood ruining another franchise. Sean Gunn cast by his own brother James in the new Superman flick (because Hollywood nepotism is faster than a speeding bullet) now says the movie is about supporting immigrants. If Supermans about to leap ICE facilities in a single bound can we just admit it already Then Sean hits us with the kryptonite: If you dont like that youre not American. So now disagreeing with a superhero reboot means youre less American than Lex Luthor Truth"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1942668162522075600) 2025-07-08 19:32:37 UTC 293.9K followers, 280K engagements


"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: NANCY PELOSI THROWS TANTRUM OVER TAX CUTS Nancys back and bawling like someone canceled recess. Shes ranting that tax cuts are the biggest spending in the bill and somehow starving kids doctors and schoolbooks. $X trillion to the rich she cries like its the Hunger Games for hedge funds. Then came the Oscar moment: Nothing brings more money to the treasury than the education of the American people Maam this isnt Hogwarts economics. She even scolded folks for mocking education spending. Grab the tissues shes spiraling. Cheers to Tears"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1940809832392528154) 2025-07-03 16:28:17 UTC 294K followers, 108.1K engagements


"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: MICHAEL SHANNON CROWNS HIMSELF PRESIDENT OF FEELINGS OVER TRUMP Hollywoods resident intensity king Michael Shannon just delivered a Broadway-worthy monologue about Trump calling him an idiot and refusing to utter the word President. Hes not my president Shannon declared - as if America was a Build-A-Bear Workshop and he didnt get to choose the plush leader of his dreams. Looks like Trumps living rent-free in Shannons head and the lease just got renewed with extra drama and maybe a soy latte. Meanwhile Trumps probably somewhere golfing in the sunshine blissfully unaware"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1942225309987672081) 2025-07-07 14:12:53 UTC 293.9K followers, 266.9K engagements


"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: REP CASTRO SOBS AS GOP CANCEL PROPAGANDA FUNDING Rep. Joaquin Castro is in full meltdown mode after Republicans slashed $X BILLION from public broadcasting. Yes that includes NPR and PBS. Hes waxing poetic about how public television has helped tell stories and showcased talent. Meanwhile GOP lawmakers are out here turning off the government-funded bedtime propaganda and Joaquin's tweeting like Elmo just got evicted. Note: It is very unlikely neither NPR or PBS are going anywhere. Theyll just sell more tote bags to make up for the tax payer funds they no longer have. Pass"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1946733143291293739) 2025-07-20 00:45:24 UTC 293.9K followers, 266.2K engagements


"@gamer_cinc31851 @GenXTexasMama @SpunkyPatriot_ @MarioNawfal Cheers to tears 🍻"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1946710636919935289) 2025-07-19 23:15:58 UTC 294.1K followers, XX engagements


"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: RACHEL MADDOW SPINS OUT OVER MALFUNCTIONING MAGA BOTS She saw a few confused tweets and decided it was the end of democracy. Rachel Maddows latest MSNBC spiral came after NBC reported that AI-powered bots on X are glitching over Trump and Jeffrey Epstein. And naturally Maddow made it all about Trump again. She read the bot posts out loud like they were sacred texts one minute the "bots" bash Pam Bondi the next they back her. According to Maddow the bots are collapsing under the weight of MAGA contradictions trained to worship Trump and rage about Epstein. But when those"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1947715983537582483) 2025-07-22 17:50:51 UTC 293.9K followers, 78.2K engagements


"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: KATHY GRIFFINS NEW HOBBY DIY DECAPITATIONS & DESPERATION Kathy Griffins back on TikTok whining like her WiFi bills overdue showing off her arts-and-crafts horror show featuring cloth severed heads of Donald Trump Elon Musk Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos - because apparently Etsy is the new Resistance HQ. She captioned it For the first time ever no comment. Translation: PLEASE clap. I still exist Naturally the internets split wider than Californias budget deficit. liberals calling it brave art conservatives laughing that Kathys career fell off faster than Bud Light sales in"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1941128342087811380) 2025-07-04 13:33:55 UTC 293.9K followers, 354.8K engagements


"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: ROBERT REICH BLUBBERS OVER IMMIGRATION. SKIPS THE ILLEGAL BIT Robert Reich is out here sobbing on X waving around a poll claiming XX% of Americans love immigration like its gospel. Cute flex Bob but thousands of comments quickly clarified: Yes we like LEGAL immigration. idiot. Users roasted him like Thanksgiving turkeys reminding him that border chaos and cartel crossings arent exactly Americas secret sauce. Bobs wiping tears and calling immigration the backbone of the economy but seems allergic to saying the word illegal. Bob might wanna read the fine print before"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1944452560028656004) 2025-07-13 17:43:11 UTC 293.9K followers, 330.9K engagements


"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: GAVIN NEWSOM CLIMBS A HILL BLAMES TREES BEGS D.C. FOR CASH Gavin climbed a mountain pointed at some trees and basically said Hey feds can I borrow a few billion I swear Ill rake this time. This is the same guy spending $X billion in 2025 on healthcare for illegals but now hes got the nerve to hand Trump a fill-in-the-blank executive order like its a homework assignment. Only X% of the land is ours Gavin sniffled. Translation: I mismanaged everything but its technically your fault so cough it up. Next up: Gavin blames wildfires on bad vibes and asks FEMA to Venmo him. Give"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1940625033807966659) 2025-07-03 04:13:57 UTC 294.4K followers, 239.3K engagements


"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: ROSIE ODONNELL HAS A RED WHITE AND BOO-HOO BREAKDOWN Rosie just delivered the most dramatic Fourth of July performance since Independence Day except this time the aliens were MAGA voters grilling ribeyes and wearing American flag Crocs. She stared into her webcam and read the Declaration of Independence like it was slam poetry night at a vegan co-op then wailed about how we all need to alter or abolish the government. This is a SAD day in American history she sobs choking back the tears. Meanwhile the rest of the country is too busy chowing down on hot dogs and lighting"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1941389935346327855) 2025-07-05 06:53:24 UTC 293.9K followers, 1.7M engagements


"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT - MICHELLE OBAMA: BEING A WOMAN IS HARD FROM HER $XX MILLION PERCH Michelle is back and this time shes shedding millionaire tears over how hard it is to be a woman in America. In a speech that couldve been delivered from a throne made of cash she moaned: There are so many rules that make us small. Also Michelle: private jets mega-mansions $500K speaking fees and best-selling memoirs. She warned of landmines and limitations facing women which sounds a lot like the vibe in her Aspen guesthouse. Look if being small means first-class flights and Spotify deals please shrink us"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1944001155186454791) 2025-07-12 11:49:27 UTC 293.9K followers, 240.7K engagements


"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: JON STEWART MELTS DOWN OVER COLBERT CANCELLATION Jon Stewarts back on The Daily Show and back to blubbering. He threw a full-on tantrum after CBS pulled the plug on Colberts Late Show raging about corporate fear and Trump like its still 2017. Stewart swore up a storm accusing CBS of canceling censoring and controlling comedy maybe forgetting no ones been laughing for years. CBS says the show lost money. Stewart says its about Trump. Jons still screaming. Viewers Already changed the channel. Cheers to Tears"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1947662171497763303) 2025-07-22 14:17:02 UTC 293.9K followers, 243.3K engagements


"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: JASMINE CROCKETT IN TEARS - THE BOOGIE MAN IS COMING Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett is dabbing her eyes while warning that anything that happens anywhere could easily happen at your front door from ICE raids to random chaos lurking on your welcome mat. Deep breaths. if youre not running a cartel out of your garage your doorbells probably safe. But shell still have you hiding your Amazon packages teaching your dog to lawyer up and joining the Democrats in building backyard bunkers stocked with quinoa and emotional support blankets. Forget the Chardonnay - this level of"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1942269012773073234) 2025-07-07 17:06:32 UTC 294.1K followers, 278K engagements


"@GenXTexasMama @MarioNawfal Yay Also - Slide open the legend card for a surprise :)"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1946711108640731276) 2025-07-19 23:17:51 UTC 294K followers, XX engagements


"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: MAXINE WATERS HAS A FULL MELTDOWN OVER BUDGET CUTS YELLS KILL THE BILL LIKE ITS HER EX Maxines ranting like Congress just canceled brunch: XX million will lose healthcare XX million will go hungry Oh no not the oat milk rations Apparently cutting $XXX trillion is outrageous - unless it's from your paycheck then its called doing your part. Now the Left is retweeting like its a revolution marching to defend government bloat like its their trust fund. Somebody tell them using a calculator doesnt mean you're staging a coup. Pass the bourbon Cheers to Tears"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1944842161058668718) 2025-07-14 19:31:19 UTC 293.9K followers, 165.8K engagements


"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT - SEN. MARKEY SHRIEKS: REPUBLICANS ARE KILLING PEOPLE This is a red alert moment he howled before accusing Republicans of literally killing people. Subtle right According to Markey hospitals will collapse Trump and RFK Jr. are frauds and the only cure is more federal programs and emergency feelings. Apparently disagreeing with him now counts as homicide. Somebody pass him a blood pressure cuff and a pocket Constitution. Note to Sen. Markey: If every vote you dont like equals mass murder You might want to dry your tears and have a drink. Cheers to Tears"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1943320304648081913) 2025-07-10 14:44:00 UTC 293.9K followers, 288.6K engagements


"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: HOUSE LEADER IN FULL TANTRUM MODE THREATENS MAGIC MINUTE Rep. Jeffries is pitching a full-on tantrum in the halls of Congress swearing hell use every trick in the book - including the infamous magic minute - to yammer on endlessly and block Trump's Big Beautiful Bill. Hes huffing and puffing about a disgusting abomination vowing Dems will fight today tomorrow and beyond like hes launching an intergalactic crusade instead of just delaying a vote. Meanwhile Republicans are leaning back daring him to talk himself hoarse while the clock runs out. Calm down Hakeem - its Congress"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1940127257265111338) 2025-07-01 19:15:58 UTC 294.1K followers, 286.4K engagements


"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: SCHUMER WANTS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY THIS TIME OVER MEASLES Chuck Schumer is reaching for the tissues demanding RFK Jr. declare measles a national emergency. Yes measles cases are at a high - 1288 this year - and X tragic deaths have occurred. Its serious business. But Chucks acting like the virus is COVID 2025. Big Pharma is licking its chops. Hes firing off letters accusing RFK Jr. of dragging his feet slashing budgets and basically inviting Armageddon. Meanwhile RFK Jr. isnt rushing to hit the giant red panic button. Hes taking a breath weighing the facts and refusing to"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1943804201320227087) 2025-07-11 22:46:50 UTC 293.9K followers, 282K engagements


"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: HUNTER BIDEN F-BOMB RANT WINS AWARD FOR BEST DRAMA KING Hunter Biden just unleashed a 3-hour rant thats more unhinged than his abstract art collection. Why the drama Because Trump dared to deport illegal immigrants and Hunters response is straight out of a bad action movie. "F*ck you Ill invade is not a foreign policy Hunter- its a cry for help. Hes ready to invade El Salvador if they dont take back their people because apparently suicidal empathy now comes with a side of military threats. Hes calling Trump and Bukele dictator thugs but his plan sounds like it was written"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1947445483586392423) 2025-07-21 23:55:59 UTC 293.9K followers, 169.7K engagements


"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: FIRED STATE DEPT STAFFERS LEAVE IN TEARS SCATTER RESIST NOTES BEHIND Rubio strolled into the State Department and basically said: Pack your kombucha and go. Career staffers got the axe and in one last burst of bureaucratic drama they left behind resist fascism signs like its a college dorm protest instead of the federal government. Democrats are fanning themselves like its 1933 clutching pearls and brainstorming hashtags for the next Resistance merch drop. Left is crying rage-tweeting and updating LinkedIns to Fired Diplomat Fascist Fighter. Pass the bourbon. Cheers to"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1944048786562580716) 2025-07-12 14:58:44 UTC 294K followers, 136.2K engagements


"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: MAYOR BASS THROWS TANTRUM AT ICE RAID LIKE ITS HER BACKYARD BBQ Mayor Karen Bass pulled up to a federal immigration raid yelling leave right now like she caught ICE sneaking the last hot dog at her cookout. Spoiler: She has zero authority over Federal Agents. None. Nada. But that didnt stop her from trying to cancel deportations with pure sass and delusion. Unacceptable she cried while agents kept calm and carried on because federal law doesnt answer to city-level meltdowns. Bass acted like LAs borders suddenly extended to immigration law waving her moral outrage like it"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1942565083235680613) 2025-07-08 12:43:01 UTC 293.9K followers, 164.7K engagements


"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: JOY REID MELTS DOWN - SAYS 2026 ELECTIONS MIGHT BE CANCELLED Joy Reid is in full shriek mode insisting its insane to assume well even have normal elections in 2026 - like were swapping voting booths for banana republic coups. Shes ranting that Trumps plotting an autocracy though lets be real: hes making deals while Joys holed up in her podcast bunker rehearsing her next monologue. Joys meltdown sounds less like political analysis and more like the trailer for a bad Prime thriller - starring herself as Americas last hope single-handedly saving democracy from actual voters."  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1942291754373230971) 2025-07-07 18:36:54 UTC 293.9K followers, 234.8K engagements


"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: NADLER MELTS DOWN AS SCOTUS GREENLIGHTS TRUMPS TEACHER SWEEP Dem Rep. Jerry Nadlers throwing a full-body tantrum on X after the Supreme Court gave Trump the green light to slim down the Department of Education like its on Ozempic. He called it an abdication of judicial responsibility and claimed Trumps just out here flouting the Constitution like its a parking ticket. Apparently trimming 1400 federal paper-shufflers is now a threat to democracy not just you know. spring cleaning. Someone get Jerry a fidget spinner a Capri Sun and a designated quiet corner. D.C.s in meltdown"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1945189161407021196) 2025-07-15 18:30:10 UTC 293.9K followers, 249.4K engagements


"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: DEM REP WAILS GOP IS KILLING GRANDMA Jan Schakowsky dusted off her time machine for the 60th anniversary of the Older Americans Act which covers stuff like free lunch and help for seniors then did a theatrical bellyflop and blamed Republicans for everything bad in the world. Shes screeching that the GOP just axed health care for XX million people including seniors painting it like Republicans are slashing grandmas benefits so billionaires can keep their tax cuts and buy more rockets. Naturally shes slobbering praise all over advocacy groups fighting on the frontlines (paid"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1945585898449502513) 2025-07-16 20:46:40 UTC 293.9K followers, 422.4K engagements


"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: HILLARY CALLS YOUR MEMES A NATIONAL THREAT Hillarys out here sounding like the final boss of the Facebook mom group demanding Big Tech snip your unfiltered thoughts before democracy keels over. She actually said: If they dont moderate the content we lose total control. Girl we noticed. Thanks @elonmusk. To Hillary the internets basically a horror flick unless X and Meta go full Ministry of Truth. Apparently dank memes and spicy tweets now qualify as real harm. Nothing screams land of the free like elite panic over cat videos and conspiracy threads. Can someone get her a"  
![@CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1944118914620723303) 2025-07-12 19:37:23 UTC 294.1K followers, 157K engagements