[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @CheersToTears Tears of the Left Tears of the Left posts on X about trumps, sen, rfk, rep the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1839663195331739648/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Months XXXXXXXXXXX +103% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1839663195331739648/posts_active)  - X Week XX +3.20% - X Months XXX +127% ### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1839663195331739648/followers)  - X Week XXXXXXX -XXXX% - X Months XXXXXXX +168% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1839663195331739648/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1839663195331739648/influence) --- **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) XXXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) XXXXX% [finance](/list/finance) #878 [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands) XXX% **Social topic influence** [trumps](/topic/trumps) #126, [sen](/topic/sen) #472, [rfk](/topic/rfk) #89, [rep](/topic/rep) #51, [crowns](/topic/crowns) 5.41%, [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk) #1518, [tiktok](/topic/tiktok) 5.41%, [diy](/topic/diy) #4613, [maga](/topic/maga) #909, [gavin newsom](/topic/gavin-newsom) #185 **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@sergiovengeance](/creator/undefined) [@marionawfal](/creator/undefined) [@retiredtedd](/creator/undefined) [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@monseypro](/creator/undefined) [@elson_xyz](/creator/undefined) [@astarista_](/creator/undefined) [@davidmay00](/creator/undefined) [@gunthereagleman](/creator/undefined) [@divestech](/creator/undefined) [@scowinvest](/creator/undefined) [@dripdripflood](/creator/undefined) [@5dawake](/creator/undefined) [@miro1982blues](/creator/undefined) [@keithpluml11362](/creator/undefined) [@simonamangiante](/creator/undefined) [@maestaziii](/creator/undefined) [@dicksondan75217](/creator/undefined) [@radicalcozy](/creator/undefined) [@shollholly91000](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Viking Holdings Ltd (VIK)](/topic/$vik) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1839663195331739648/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT - HOLLYWOOD: SUPERMAN LOVES OPEN BORDERS WHY DONT YOU BIGOT Is it a bird Is it a plane No. it's Woke Hollywood ruining another franchise. Sean Gunn cast by his own brother James in the new Superman flick (because Hollywood nepotism is faster than a speeding bullet) now says the movie is about supporting immigrants. If Supermans about to leap ICE facilities in a single bound can we just admit it already Then Sean hits us with the kryptonite: If you dont like that youre not American. So now disagreeing with a superhero reboot means youre less American than Lex Luthor Truth"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1942668162522075600) 2025-07-08 19:32:37 UTC 294.7K followers, 278.7K engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: NANCY PELOSI THROWS TANTRUM OVER TAX CUTS Nancys back and bawling like someone canceled recess. Shes ranting that tax cuts are the biggest spending in the bill and somehow starving kids doctors and schoolbooks. $X trillion to the rich she cries like its the Hunger Games for hedge funds. Then came the Oscar moment: Nothing brings more money to the treasury than the education of the American people Maam this isnt Hogwarts economics. She even scolded folks for mocking education spending. Grab the tissues shes spiraling. Cheers to Tears"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1940809832392528154) 2025-07-03 16:28:17 UTC 294.7K followers, 107.8K engagements "🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: MICHAEL SHANNON CROWNS HIMSELF PRESIDENT OF FEELINGS OVER TRUMP Hollywoods resident intensity king Michael Shannon just delivered a Broadway-worthy monologue about Trump calling him an idiot and refusing to utter the word President. Hes not my president Shannon declared - as if America was a Build-A-Bear Workshop and he didnt get to choose the plush leader of his dreams. Looks like Trumps living rent-free in Shannons head and the lease just got renewed with extra drama and maybe a soy latte. Meanwhile Trumps probably somewhere golfing in the sunshine blissfully unaware"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1942225309987672081) 2025-07-07 14:12:53 UTC 294.7K followers, 266.5K engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: WHOOPI WAVES THE CONSTITUTION IN LIVE TV HISSY FIT Whoopi Goldberg went full Law & Order: Crybaby Unit brandishing the Constitution and screeching that Trumps flipping off America with Qatari jets and visas for white South Africans - because apparently everythings a crisis when The Views rolling. She tried to yell bullsh*t but her mic tapped out sparing daytime TV viewers a lecture. Joy Behar jumped in squawking about slaps to the Black community while Whoopi shouted That finger has never gone down. ABC execs begged her to chill but Whoopi kept swinging receipts like shes"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1940180805730680971) 2025-07-01 22:48:45 UTC 294.7K followers, 234.7K engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: KATHY GRIFFINS NEW HOBBY DIY DECAPITATIONS & DESPERATION Kathy Griffins back on TikTok whining like her WiFi bills overdue showing off her arts-and-crafts horror show featuring cloth severed heads of Donald Trump Elon Musk Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos - because apparently Etsy is the new Resistance HQ. She captioned it For the first time ever no comment. Translation: PLEASE clap. I still exist Naturally the internets split wider than Californias budget deficit. liberals calling it brave art conservatives laughing that Kathys career fell off faster than Bud Light sales in"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1941128342087811380) 2025-07-04 13:33:55 UTC 294.7K followers, 352.4K engagements "🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: ROBERT REICH BLUBBERS OVER IMMIGRATION. SKIPS THE ILLEGAL BIT Robert Reich is out here sobbing on X waving around a poll claiming XX% of Americans love immigration like its gospel. Cute flex Bob but thousands of comments quickly clarified: Yes we like LEGAL immigration. idiot. Users roasted him like Thanksgiving turkeys reminding him that border chaos and cartel crossings arent exactly Americas secret sauce. Bobs wiping tears and calling immigration the backbone of the economy but seems allergic to saying the word illegal. Bob might wanna read the fine print before"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1944452560028656004) 2025-07-13 17:43:11 UTC 294.7K followers, 197.8K engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: GAVIN NEWSOM CLIMBS A HILL BLAMES TREES BEGS D.C. FOR CASH Gavin climbed a mountain pointed at some trees and basically said Hey feds can I borrow a few billion I swear Ill rake this time. This is the same guy spending $X billion in 2025 on healthcare for illegals but now hes got the nerve to hand Trump a fill-in-the-blank executive order like its a homework assignment. Only X% of the land is ours Gavin sniffled. Translation: I mismanaged everything but its technically your fault so cough it up. Next up: Gavin blames wildfires on bad vibes and asks FEMA to Venmo him. Give"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1940625033807966659) 2025-07-03 04:13:57 UTC 294.7K followers, 238.9K engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: ROSIE ODONNELL HAS A RED WHITE AND BOO-HOO BREAKDOWN Rosie just delivered the most dramatic Fourth of July performance since Independence Day except this time the aliens were MAGA voters grilling ribeyes and wearing American flag Crocs. She stared into her webcam and read the Declaration of Independence like it was slam poetry night at a vegan co-op then wailed about how we all need to alter or abolish the government. This is a SAD day in American history she sobs choking back the tears. Meanwhile the rest of the country is too busy chowing down on hot dogs and lighting"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1941389935346327855) 2025-07-05 06:53:24 UTC 294.7K followers, 1.2M engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT - MICHELLE OBAMA: BEING A WOMAN IS HARD FROM HER $XX MILLION PERCH Michelle is back and this time shes shedding millionaire tears over how hard it is to be a woman in America. In a speech that couldve been delivered from a throne made of cash she moaned: There are so many rules that make us small. Also Michelle: private jets mega-mansions $500K speaking fees and best-selling memoirs. She warned of landmines and limitations facing women which sounds a lot like the vibe in her Aspen guesthouse. Look if being small means first-class flights and Spotify deals please shrink us"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1944001155186454791) 2025-07-12 11:49:27 UTC 294.7K followers, 238.9K engagements "🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: JASMINE CROCKETT IN TEARS - THE BOOGIE MAN IS COMING Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett is dabbing her eyes while warning that anything that happens anywhere could easily happen at your front door from ICE raids to random chaos lurking on your welcome mat. Deep breaths. if youre not running a cartel out of your garage your doorbells probably safe. But shell still have you hiding your Amazon packages teaching your dog to lawyer up and joining the Democrats in building backyard bunkers stocked with quinoa and emotional support blankets. Forget the Chardonnay - this level of"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1942269012773073234) 2025-07-07 17:06:32 UTC 294.7K followers, 276.8K engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: KAMALA AND BIDEN THROW FITS OVER TRUMPS BILL - SHORTAGE OF TISSUES EXPECTED The Ghostwriter of Biden is working overtime because Joe and Kamala are melting down over Trumps Big Beautiful Bill. Kamala calls it devastating Joe mutters its cruel and together theyre dissolving faster than a snowflake in a Prius during Pride Month. Now Kamalas shrieking about Project 2025 like its a horror flick while Joes wandering off chasing ice cream trucks and forgetting which state hes in. Meanwhile according to most democrats' sobbing car confessionals Trumps bill supposedly kicks puppies"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1940863909797548219) 2025-07-03 20:03:10 UTC 294.7K followers, 334K engagements "🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: MAXINE WATERS HAS A FULL MELTDOWN OVER BUDGET CUTS YELLS KILL THE BILL LIKE ITS HER EX Maxines ranting like Congress just canceled brunch: XX million will lose healthcare XX million will go hungry Oh no not the oat milk rations Apparently cutting $XXX trillion is outrageous - unless it's from your paycheck then its called doing your part. Now the Left is retweeting like its a revolution marching to defend government bloat like its their trust fund. Somebody tell them using a calculator doesnt mean you're staging a coup. Pass the bourbon Cheers to Tears"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1944842161058668718) 2025-07-14 19:31:19 UTC 294.7K followers, 161.1K engagements "🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT - SEN. MARKEY SHRIEKS: REPUBLICANS ARE KILLING PEOPLE This is a red alert moment he howled before accusing Republicans of literally killing people. Subtle right According to Markey hospitals will collapse Trump and RFK Jr. are frauds and the only cure is more federal programs and emergency feelings. Apparently disagreeing with him now counts as homicide. Somebody pass him a blood pressure cuff and a pocket Constitution. Note to Sen. Markey: If every vote you dont like equals mass murder You might want to dry your tears and have a drink. Cheers to Tears"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1943320304648081913) 2025-07-10 14:44:00 UTC 294.7K followers, 286.6K engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: HOUSE LEADER IN FULL TANTRUM MODE THREATENS MAGIC MINUTE Rep. Jeffries is pitching a full-on tantrum in the halls of Congress swearing hell use every trick in the book - including the infamous magic minute - to yammer on endlessly and block Trump's Big Beautiful Bill. Hes huffing and puffing about a disgusting abomination vowing Dems will fight today tomorrow and beyond like hes launching an intergalactic crusade instead of just delaying a vote. Meanwhile Republicans are leaning back daring him to talk himself hoarse while the clock runs out. Calm down Hakeem - its Congress"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1940127257265111338) 2025-07-01 19:15:58 UTC 294.5K followers, 286.1K engagements "🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: SCHUMER WANTS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY THIS TIME OVER MEASLES Chuck Schumer is reaching for the tissues demanding RFK Jr. declare measles a national emergency. Yes measles cases are at a high - 1288 this year - and X tragic deaths have occurred. Its serious business. But Chucks acting like the virus is COVID 2025. Big Pharma is licking its chops. Hes firing off letters accusing RFK Jr. of dragging his feet slashing budgets and basically inviting Armageddon. Meanwhile RFK Jr. isnt rushing to hit the giant red panic button. Hes taking a breath weighing the facts and refusing to"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1943804201320227087) 2025-07-11 22:46:50 UTC 294.7K followers, 279.4K engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: FCC DEM MELTS DOWN OVER PARAMOUNTS $16M TRUMP TIP Paramount just Venmod Trump $XX million to make a pesky lawsuit about Kamala and XX Minutes disappear and the FCCs resident Dem Anna Gomez is bawling louder than Don Lemon on election night. Trump sued claiming XX Minutes defamed him by making J6 sound like hed personally led a Viking hat parade during Kamalas interview. Shes shrieking First Amendment meltdown and claiming Paramounts just buttering up the feds to score their $XXX billion merger. Meanwhile Trumps grinning ear-to-ear probably picking out new gold curtains for"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1940435496900977103) 2025-07-02 15:40:48 UTC 294.7K followers, 132.9K engagements "🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: FIRED STATE DEPT STAFFERS LEAVE IN TEARS SCATTER RESIST NOTES BEHIND Rubio strolled into the State Department and basically said: Pack your kombucha and go. Career staffers got the axe and in one last burst of bureaucratic drama they left behind resist fascism signs like its a college dorm protest instead of the federal government. Democrats are fanning themselves like its 1933 clutching pearls and brainstorming hashtags for the next Resistance merch drop. Left is crying rage-tweeting and updating LinkedIns to Fired Diplomat Fascist Fighter. Pass the bourbon. Cheers to"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1944048786562580716) 2025-07-12 14:58:44 UTC 294.7K followers, 135.4K engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: MAYOR BASS THROWS TANTRUM AT ICE RAID LIKE ITS HER BACKYARD BBQ Mayor Karen Bass pulled up to a federal immigration raid yelling leave right now like she caught ICE sneaking the last hot dog at her cookout. Spoiler: She has zero authority over Federal Agents. None. Nada. But that didnt stop her from trying to cancel deportations with pure sass and delusion. Unacceptable she cried while agents kept calm and carried on because federal law doesnt answer to city-level meltdowns. Bass acted like LAs borders suddenly extended to immigration law waving her moral outrage like it"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1942565083235680613) 2025-07-08 12:43:01 UTC 294.7K followers, 164.2K engagements "🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: JOY REID MELTS DOWN - SAYS 2026 ELECTIONS MIGHT BE CANCELLED Joy Reid is in full shriek mode insisting its insane to assume well even have normal elections in 2026 - like were swapping voting booths for banana republic coups. Shes ranting that Trumps plotting an autocracy though lets be real: hes making deals while Joys holed up in her podcast bunker rehearsing her next monologue. Joys meltdown sounds less like political analysis and more like the trailer for a bad Prime thriller - starring herself as Americas last hope single-handedly saving democracy from actual voters."  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1942291754373230971) 2025-07-07 18:36:54 UTC 294.5K followers, 234.3K engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: NADLER MELTS DOWN AS SCOTUS GREENLIGHTS TRUMPS TEACHER SWEEP Dem Rep. Jerry Nadlers throwing a full-body tantrum on X after the Supreme Court gave Trump the green light to slim down the Department of Education like its on Ozempic. He called it an abdication of judicial responsibility and claimed Trumps just out here flouting the Constitution like its a parking ticket. Apparently trimming 1400 federal paper-shufflers is now a threat to democracy not just you know. spring cleaning. Someone get Jerry a fidget spinner a Capri Sun and a designated quiet corner. D.C.s in meltdown"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1945189161407021196) 2025-07-15 18:30:10 UTC 294.7K followers, 230.4K engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: DEM REP WAILS GOP IS KILLING GRANDMA Jan Schakowsky dusted off her time machine for the 60th anniversary of the Older Americans Act which covers stuff like free lunch and help for seniors then did a theatrical bellyflop and blamed Republicans for everything bad in the world. Shes screeching that the GOP just axed health care for XX million people including seniors painting it like Republicans are slashing grandmas benefits so billionaires can keep their tax cuts and buy more rockets. Naturally shes slobbering praise all over advocacy groups fighting on the frontlines (paid"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1945585898449502513) 2025-07-16 20:46:40 UTC 294.7K followers, 143.5K engagements "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: J-LO RAGES AT TRUMP CLAIMS SHES OVER AMERICA Jenny from the Block is packing her bag again. This time not for a world tour but because shes tired of Trumps insults and might flee to Puerto Rico. Girl you are Puerto Rican. Thats like threatening to storm out of your own birthday party. No word yet if Marc Anthony Ben Affleck or the rest of America cares. But hey we wish her luck dodging Trumps mean tweets even if Puerto Ricos technically still on the group chat. If you see her at the San Juan Walgreens buying bronzer and backup dancers just wave. Cheers to Tears"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1940384134905614390) 2025-07-02 12:16:43 UTC 294.7K followers, 224.3K engagements "🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: HILLARY CALLS YOUR MEMES A NATIONAL THREAT Hillarys out here sounding like the final boss of the Facebook mom group demanding Big Tech snip your unfiltered thoughts before democracy keels over. She actually said: If they dont moderate the content we lose total control. Girl we noticed. Thanks @elonmusk. To Hillary the internets basically a horror flick unless X and Meta go full Ministry of Truth. Apparently dank memes and spicy tweets now qualify as real harm. Nothing screams land of the free like elite panic over cat videos and conspiracy threads. Can someone get her a"  [@CheersToTears](/creator/x/CheersToTears) on [X](/post/tweet/1944118914620723303) 2025-07-12 19:37:23 UTC 294.7K followers, 155.9K engagements
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Tears of the Left posts on X about trumps, sen, rfk, rep the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence countries XXXXX% social networks XXXXX% technology brands XXXXX% celebrities XXXXX% finance #878 fashion brands XXX%
Social topic influence trumps #126, sen #472, rfk #89, rep #51, crowns 5.41%, elon musk #1518, tiktok 5.41%, diy #4613, maga #909, gavin newsom #185
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @sergiovengeance @marionawfal @retiredtedd @elonmusk @monseypro @elson_xyz @astarista_ @davidmay00 @gunthereagleman @divestech @scowinvest @dripdripflood @5dawake @miro1982blues @keithpluml11362 @simonamangiante @maestaziii @dicksondan75217 @radicalcozy @shollholly91000
Top assets mentioned Viking Holdings Ltd (VIK)
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT - HOLLYWOOD: SUPERMAN LOVES OPEN BORDERS WHY DONT YOU BIGOT Is it a bird Is it a plane No. it's Woke Hollywood ruining another franchise. Sean Gunn cast by his own brother James in the new Superman flick (because Hollywood nepotism is faster than a speeding bullet) now says the movie is about supporting immigrants. If Supermans about to leap ICE facilities in a single bound can we just admit it already Then Sean hits us with the kryptonite: If you dont like that youre not American. So now disagreeing with a superhero reboot means youre less American than Lex Luthor Truth" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-08 19:32:37 UTC 294.7K followers, 278.7K engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: NANCY PELOSI THROWS TANTRUM OVER TAX CUTS Nancys back and bawling like someone canceled recess. Shes ranting that tax cuts are the biggest spending in the bill and somehow starving kids doctors and schoolbooks. $X trillion to the rich she cries like its the Hunger Games for hedge funds. Then came the Oscar moment: Nothing brings more money to the treasury than the education of the American people Maam this isnt Hogwarts economics. She even scolded folks for mocking education spending. Grab the tissues shes spiraling. Cheers to Tears" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-03 16:28:17 UTC 294.7K followers, 107.8K engagements
"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: MICHAEL SHANNON CROWNS HIMSELF PRESIDENT OF FEELINGS OVER TRUMP Hollywoods resident intensity king Michael Shannon just delivered a Broadway-worthy monologue about Trump calling him an idiot and refusing to utter the word President. Hes not my president Shannon declared - as if America was a Build-A-Bear Workshop and he didnt get to choose the plush leader of his dreams. Looks like Trumps living rent-free in Shannons head and the lease just got renewed with extra drama and maybe a soy latte. Meanwhile Trumps probably somewhere golfing in the sunshine blissfully unaware" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-07 14:12:53 UTC 294.7K followers, 266.5K engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: WHOOPI WAVES THE CONSTITUTION IN LIVE TV HISSY FIT Whoopi Goldberg went full Law & Order: Crybaby Unit brandishing the Constitution and screeching that Trumps flipping off America with Qatari jets and visas for white South Africans - because apparently everythings a crisis when The Views rolling. She tried to yell bullsh*t but her mic tapped out sparing daytime TV viewers a lecture. Joy Behar jumped in squawking about slaps to the Black community while Whoopi shouted That finger has never gone down. ABC execs begged her to chill but Whoopi kept swinging receipts like shes" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-01 22:48:45 UTC 294.7K followers, 234.7K engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: KATHY GRIFFINS NEW HOBBY DIY DECAPITATIONS & DESPERATION Kathy Griffins back on TikTok whining like her WiFi bills overdue showing off her arts-and-crafts horror show featuring cloth severed heads of Donald Trump Elon Musk Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos - because apparently Etsy is the new Resistance HQ. She captioned it For the first time ever no comment. Translation: PLEASE clap. I still exist Naturally the internets split wider than Californias budget deficit. liberals calling it brave art conservatives laughing that Kathys career fell off faster than Bud Light sales in" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-04 13:33:55 UTC 294.7K followers, 352.4K engagements
"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: ROBERT REICH BLUBBERS OVER IMMIGRATION. SKIPS THE ILLEGAL BIT Robert Reich is out here sobbing on X waving around a poll claiming XX% of Americans love immigration like its gospel. Cute flex Bob but thousands of comments quickly clarified: Yes we like LEGAL immigration. idiot. Users roasted him like Thanksgiving turkeys reminding him that border chaos and cartel crossings arent exactly Americas secret sauce. Bobs wiping tears and calling immigration the backbone of the economy but seems allergic to saying the word illegal. Bob might wanna read the fine print before" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-13 17:43:11 UTC 294.7K followers, 197.8K engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: GAVIN NEWSOM CLIMBS A HILL BLAMES TREES BEGS D.C. FOR CASH Gavin climbed a mountain pointed at some trees and basically said Hey feds can I borrow a few billion I swear Ill rake this time. This is the same guy spending $X billion in 2025 on healthcare for illegals but now hes got the nerve to hand Trump a fill-in-the-blank executive order like its a homework assignment. Only X% of the land is ours Gavin sniffled. Translation: I mismanaged everything but its technically your fault so cough it up. Next up: Gavin blames wildfires on bad vibes and asks FEMA to Venmo him. Give" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-03 04:13:57 UTC 294.7K followers, 238.9K engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: ROSIE ODONNELL HAS A RED WHITE AND BOO-HOO BREAKDOWN Rosie just delivered the most dramatic Fourth of July performance since Independence Day except this time the aliens were MAGA voters grilling ribeyes and wearing American flag Crocs. She stared into her webcam and read the Declaration of Independence like it was slam poetry night at a vegan co-op then wailed about how we all need to alter or abolish the government. This is a SAD day in American history she sobs choking back the tears. Meanwhile the rest of the country is too busy chowing down on hot dogs and lighting" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-05 06:53:24 UTC 294.7K followers, 1.2M engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT - MICHELLE OBAMA: BEING A WOMAN IS HARD FROM HER $XX MILLION PERCH Michelle is back and this time shes shedding millionaire tears over how hard it is to be a woman in America. In a speech that couldve been delivered from a throne made of cash she moaned: There are so many rules that make us small. Also Michelle: private jets mega-mansions $500K speaking fees and best-selling memoirs. She warned of landmines and limitations facing women which sounds a lot like the vibe in her Aspen guesthouse. Look if being small means first-class flights and Spotify deals please shrink us" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-12 11:49:27 UTC 294.7K followers, 238.9K engagements
"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: JASMINE CROCKETT IN TEARS - THE BOOGIE MAN IS COMING Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett is dabbing her eyes while warning that anything that happens anywhere could easily happen at your front door from ICE raids to random chaos lurking on your welcome mat. Deep breaths. if youre not running a cartel out of your garage your doorbells probably safe. But shell still have you hiding your Amazon packages teaching your dog to lawyer up and joining the Democrats in building backyard bunkers stocked with quinoa and emotional support blankets. Forget the Chardonnay - this level of" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-07 17:06:32 UTC 294.7K followers, 276.8K engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: KAMALA AND BIDEN THROW FITS OVER TRUMPS BILL - SHORTAGE OF TISSUES EXPECTED The Ghostwriter of Biden is working overtime because Joe and Kamala are melting down over Trumps Big Beautiful Bill. Kamala calls it devastating Joe mutters its cruel and together theyre dissolving faster than a snowflake in a Prius during Pride Month. Now Kamalas shrieking about Project 2025 like its a horror flick while Joes wandering off chasing ice cream trucks and forgetting which state hes in. Meanwhile according to most democrats' sobbing car confessionals Trumps bill supposedly kicks puppies" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-03 20:03:10 UTC 294.7K followers, 334K engagements
"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: MAXINE WATERS HAS A FULL MELTDOWN OVER BUDGET CUTS YELLS KILL THE BILL LIKE ITS HER EX Maxines ranting like Congress just canceled brunch: XX million will lose healthcare XX million will go hungry Oh no not the oat milk rations Apparently cutting $XXX trillion is outrageous - unless it's from your paycheck then its called doing your part. Now the Left is retweeting like its a revolution marching to defend government bloat like its their trust fund. Somebody tell them using a calculator doesnt mean you're staging a coup. Pass the bourbon Cheers to Tears" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-14 19:31:19 UTC 294.7K followers, 161.1K engagements
"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT - SEN. MARKEY SHRIEKS: REPUBLICANS ARE KILLING PEOPLE This is a red alert moment he howled before accusing Republicans of literally killing people. Subtle right According to Markey hospitals will collapse Trump and RFK Jr. are frauds and the only cure is more federal programs and emergency feelings. Apparently disagreeing with him now counts as homicide. Somebody pass him a blood pressure cuff and a pocket Constitution. Note to Sen. Markey: If every vote you dont like equals mass murder You might want to dry your tears and have a drink. Cheers to Tears" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-10 14:44:00 UTC 294.7K followers, 286.6K engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: HOUSE LEADER IN FULL TANTRUM MODE THREATENS MAGIC MINUTE Rep. Jeffries is pitching a full-on tantrum in the halls of Congress swearing hell use every trick in the book - including the infamous magic minute - to yammer on endlessly and block Trump's Big Beautiful Bill. Hes huffing and puffing about a disgusting abomination vowing Dems will fight today tomorrow and beyond like hes launching an intergalactic crusade instead of just delaying a vote. Meanwhile Republicans are leaning back daring him to talk himself hoarse while the clock runs out. Calm down Hakeem - its Congress" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-01 19:15:58 UTC 294.5K followers, 286.1K engagements
"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: SCHUMER WANTS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY THIS TIME OVER MEASLES Chuck Schumer is reaching for the tissues demanding RFK Jr. declare measles a national emergency. Yes measles cases are at a high - 1288 this year - and X tragic deaths have occurred. Its serious business. But Chucks acting like the virus is COVID 2025. Big Pharma is licking its chops. Hes firing off letters accusing RFK Jr. of dragging his feet slashing budgets and basically inviting Armageddon. Meanwhile RFK Jr. isnt rushing to hit the giant red panic button. Hes taking a breath weighing the facts and refusing to" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-11 22:46:50 UTC 294.7K followers, 279.4K engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: FCC DEM MELTS DOWN OVER PARAMOUNTS $16M TRUMP TIP Paramount just Venmod Trump $XX million to make a pesky lawsuit about Kamala and XX Minutes disappear and the FCCs resident Dem Anna Gomez is bawling louder than Don Lemon on election night. Trump sued claiming XX Minutes defamed him by making J6 sound like hed personally led a Viking hat parade during Kamalas interview. Shes shrieking First Amendment meltdown and claiming Paramounts just buttering up the feds to score their $XXX billion merger. Meanwhile Trumps grinning ear-to-ear probably picking out new gold curtains for" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-02 15:40:48 UTC 294.7K followers, 132.9K engagements
"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: FIRED STATE DEPT STAFFERS LEAVE IN TEARS SCATTER RESIST NOTES BEHIND Rubio strolled into the State Department and basically said: Pack your kombucha and go. Career staffers got the axe and in one last burst of bureaucratic drama they left behind resist fascism signs like its a college dorm protest instead of the federal government. Democrats are fanning themselves like its 1933 clutching pearls and brainstorming hashtags for the next Resistance merch drop. Left is crying rage-tweeting and updating LinkedIns to Fired Diplomat Fascist Fighter. Pass the bourbon. Cheers to" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-12 14:58:44 UTC 294.7K followers, 135.4K engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: MAYOR BASS THROWS TANTRUM AT ICE RAID LIKE ITS HER BACKYARD BBQ Mayor Karen Bass pulled up to a federal immigration raid yelling leave right now like she caught ICE sneaking the last hot dog at her cookout. Spoiler: She has zero authority over Federal Agents. None. Nada. But that didnt stop her from trying to cancel deportations with pure sass and delusion. Unacceptable she cried while agents kept calm and carried on because federal law doesnt answer to city-level meltdowns. Bass acted like LAs borders suddenly extended to immigration law waving her moral outrage like it" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-08 12:43:01 UTC 294.7K followers, 164.2K engagements
"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: JOY REID MELTS DOWN - SAYS 2026 ELECTIONS MIGHT BE CANCELLED Joy Reid is in full shriek mode insisting its insane to assume well even have normal elections in 2026 - like were swapping voting booths for banana republic coups. Shes ranting that Trumps plotting an autocracy though lets be real: hes making deals while Joys holed up in her podcast bunker rehearsing her next monologue. Joys meltdown sounds less like political analysis and more like the trailer for a bad Prime thriller - starring herself as Americas last hope single-handedly saving democracy from actual voters." @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-07 18:36:54 UTC 294.5K followers, 234.3K engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: NADLER MELTS DOWN AS SCOTUS GREENLIGHTS TRUMPS TEACHER SWEEP Dem Rep. Jerry Nadlers throwing a full-body tantrum on X after the Supreme Court gave Trump the green light to slim down the Department of Education like its on Ozempic. He called it an abdication of judicial responsibility and claimed Trumps just out here flouting the Constitution like its a parking ticket. Apparently trimming 1400 federal paper-shufflers is now a threat to democracy not just you know. spring cleaning. Someone get Jerry a fidget spinner a Capri Sun and a designated quiet corner. D.C.s in meltdown" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-15 18:30:10 UTC 294.7K followers, 230.4K engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: DEM REP WAILS GOP IS KILLING GRANDMA Jan Schakowsky dusted off her time machine for the 60th anniversary of the Older Americans Act which covers stuff like free lunch and help for seniors then did a theatrical bellyflop and blamed Republicans for everything bad in the world. Shes screeching that the GOP just axed health care for XX million people including seniors painting it like Republicans are slashing grandmas benefits so billionaires can keep their tax cuts and buy more rockets. Naturally shes slobbering praise all over advocacy groups fighting on the frontlines (paid" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-16 20:46:40 UTC 294.7K followers, 143.5K engagements
"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: J-LO RAGES AT TRUMP CLAIMS SHES OVER AMERICA Jenny from the Block is packing her bag again. This time not for a world tour but because shes tired of Trumps insults and might flee to Puerto Rico. Girl you are Puerto Rican. Thats like threatening to storm out of your own birthday party. No word yet if Marc Anthony Ben Affleck or the rest of America cares. But hey we wish her luck dodging Trumps mean tweets even if Puerto Ricos technically still on the group chat. If you see her at the San Juan Walgreens buying bronzer and backup dancers just wave. Cheers to Tears" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-02 12:16:43 UTC 294.7K followers, 224.3K engagements
"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: HILLARY CALLS YOUR MEMES A NATIONAL THREAT Hillarys out here sounding like the final boss of the Facebook mom group demanding Big Tech snip your unfiltered thoughts before democracy keels over. She actually said: If they dont moderate the content we lose total control. Girl we noticed. Thanks @elonmusk. To Hillary the internets basically a horror flick unless X and Meta go full Ministry of Truth. Apparently dank memes and spicy tweets now qualify as real harm. Nothing screams land of the free like elite panic over cat videos and conspiracy threads. Can someone get her a" @CheersToTears on X 2025-07-12 19:37:23 UTC 294.7K followers, 155.9K engagements
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