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[@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/twitter/MurrayHillGuy1)
"Back in our day having a burner used to mean something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1919855747019497599) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-05-06T20:44Z 48.8K followers, 188.9K engagements


"Where does one meet a wife for someone just getting into dating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1964081348647243791) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-09-05T21:40Z 48.8K followers, 40.1K engagements


"I dont get it sometimes. Had a legit 24+ hour date Saturday into Sunday which was super fun only to get a I think its best if we can be friends text Tf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1975343655880945759) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-06T23:33Z 48.8K followers, 60.3K engagements


"I am currently texting two different girls one born in 1989 and one in 2003. Diversity matters but youd be surprised on how similar they are"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1977082183245516934) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-11T18:41Z 48.8K followers, 34.3K engagements


"@DylanEveryday Come on man. You know where Ill be. Waited a week for this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1971591699651768538) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-09-26T15:04Z 48.8K followers, 5372 engagements


"@MoeLesterrrrr You deserve more. I bought low on your stock. Remember me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980426364328243254) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-21T00:10Z 48.8K followers, XXX engagements


"Imagine being president and seeing Murray Hill Guy on your favorite show This is hilarious 😂. thanks @foxandfriends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1939358245241676130) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-06-29T16:20Z 48.8K followers, 1.3M engagements


"This is the type of girl that hits on you at the bar when you have a girlfriendwhat are you doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1957528268401222064) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-08-18T19:41Z 48.8K followers, 4M engagements


"Nothing more unattractive than a girl that is too much into football"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1963777961179705855) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-09-05T01:35Z 48.8K followers, 12.1M engagements


"How do I even respond to this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1966493375080648740) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-09-12T13:25Z 48.8K followers, 6.6M engagements


"Gents this is what were competing againstThis chick is like slightly better than a beautiful mid lol 11K"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1976276913036591188) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-09T13:21Z 48.8K followers, 48.7K engagements


"If she tells you her last X boyfriends were assholes she's revealing her preference. Don't disappoint her by being a nice guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1976817684454240704) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-11T01:10Z 48.8K followers, 23.9K engagements


"Chick who I went on one date with last July put me on her close friends story on Instagram to post a pic of her new bf grabbing her ass (its nice) wtf does this mean"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1977067696517738765) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-11T17:44Z 48.8K followers, 21.1K engagements


"If a girl ever starts talking to you like a business email or HR lady your relationship is done. Treat it as a PIP youve got maybe X weeks left. Take your severance (final smashes) and start hitting up old leads ASAP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1977447462282625093) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-12T18:53Z 48.8K followers, 57.2K engagements


"Found a girls ID on the street this morning in NYC shes born in 2003 and is smoking hot. I did what any respectful man would do picked it up looked her up on IG and DMd her. Is this the start of my love story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1977760107346739563) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-13T15:35Z 48.8K followers, 71.1K engagements


"Matched with a girl on Hinge asked for her IG before the date (you gotta make sure shes not a catfish). She sees we have X mutuals X are old Hinge matches 1s a hookup from a bar. She asks how do you know them A) Be honest: previous matches etc. B) Lie: my ex-wives. C) Say NYCs small lol and pray she doesnt ask follow-ups"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978179925187150258) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-14T19:23Z 48.8K followers, 133.7K engagements


"Told this girl back in May before I got banned that shed never find a man on here unless she lowered her standards and well well well look who I see tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978245103085904004) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-14T23:42Z 48.8K followers, 53.9K engagements


"Dont take these texts for granted. One day youll miss getting them #Mamasboy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978453301453599118) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-15T13:29Z 48.8K followers, 24.6K engagements


"Modern dating experience in 2025: Guy: I really like you but I cant give you what you need. Her: I understand. So we should call it quits Him: No wtf *continue to hangout for 3-6 months until she ends it and the guy gets upset*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978942418905919877) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-16T21:53Z 48.8K followers, 16.7K engagements


"She talks about wanting to get to know someone on a deeper level. It is literally impossible to get to know someone on a deeper level by going out with XX different people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978946585103860047) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-16T22:10Z 48.8K followers, 22.2K engagements


"Muted the answer is NO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978960928541474932) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-16T23:07Z 48.8K followers, 18.7K engagements


"Mamdani has called Israel's war in Gaza a "genocide" twice now during the debate. Cuomo pressed him on the phrase "globalize the intifada" he says "I learned that this phrase evokes many painful memories memories of bus attacks in Haifa restaurant attacks in Jerusalem.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978967486713205194) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-16T23:33Z 48.8K followers, 21.6K engagements


"This will play"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1979203586153185575) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-17T15:11Z 48.8K followers, 17.6K engagements


"Bringing this back: My college roommate (PM at a top bank) has a lot of trouble dating despite being rich handsome and successful My cousin (who sells used toilets on Facebook marketplace) is broke autistic & chubby but always has a pretty lady on his arm Money doesnt always = happiness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1979302710223438030) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-17T21:45Z 48.8K followers, 93.1K engagements


"Ive never had an ex text me after weve broken up. Ive also never texted one. I make it very clear we are never speaking again. Idk if thats a good or bad thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1979634170642207034) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-18T19:42Z 48.8K followers, 35.4K engagements


"Is there a single American in this picture"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1979996561561022852) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-19T19:42Z 48.8K followers, 250.7K engagements


"This is the potential future Mayor of New York trying to act like a 'New Yorker'. I have never in my 5+ years of being a 'New Yorker' taken up multiple seats to eat a greasy meal on the Subway never"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980357546721546687) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-20T19:36Z 48.8K followers, 1.1M engagements


"@parkaveloafers Bro dont dox me come on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980363232520048950) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-20T19:59Z 48.8K followers, 28.2K engagements


"Not a single hinge match or message today. Amazon Web Services being down explains it. Im not chopped Im sure theyll answer by tomorrow once its fixed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980379719746121940) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-20T21:04Z 48.8K followers, 15.8K engagements


"If youve ever sabotaged yourself over a man and complained to another man you matched with on a dating app about it - seek help"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980412893293342789) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-20T23:16Z 48.8K followers, 24.9K engagements


"If you go on a date and she says she has to wake up early and ends the night early on you youre probably cooked. My first date with my ex she had to be up at 5:30am. We started at 7pm. She didnt get home until 2am. Theres a reason we ended up dating. She viewed it as a win to be with me. Lesson in that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980750226009862148) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-21T21:37Z 48.8K followers, 44.4K engagements


"Sabrina Carpenter isnt beautiful in a traditional sense shes fascinating. She looks like she couldve been in your high school drama club but somehow ended up headlining Coachella. She embodies the modern fantasy attainable but untouchable. The poor mans internet crush"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980795811102617824) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-22T00:38Z 48.8K followers, 22.9K engagements


"Livvy is hot because shes not beautiful. Because shes accessible. She looks like she couldve been your babysitter or your best friends older sister or the lifeguard at your pool. She doesnt look like the garden variety lip-filler-and-Botox influencer chick she looks real. Livvy is the epitomization of American beauty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1971299445817159898) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-09-25T19:43Z 48.8K followers, 1.3M engagements


"This was Mamdanis first statement after October 7th 2023. The deadliest day for Jews since the Holocaust. Not one mention of Hamass terrorist attack. They legit took innocent American citizens from New York as hostage and he has the audacity to blame Israel for it. If Hamas released all hostages and put down their arms the war would end. Period. This is facts I am against violence as a whole. Mamdani is a Hamas sympathizer. Point blank. Never has he called specifically for the release of American citizens (especially from NY) held hostage. Hes simply anti-American. This is the future of the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1975928721606398364) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-08T14:18Z 48.8K followers, 50.4K engagements


"I am telling you all this is a MUST WATCH instant entertainment she actually cooked not gonna lie. I am crying 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1976394319503536227) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-09T21:08Z 48.8K followers, 40.5K engagements


"Gents never give up on her. Beautiful Mids can come out of no where"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1976441555033760156) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-10T00:16Z 48.8K followers, 45.3K engagements


"Womens dating eras by age: 18-21: College. Live freely and hot or gain freshman XX and be a total hoe. 2225: Move to big city instant Hoe phase. Exploring-self 2627: Still fun but open to something real. If it sticks it sticks. 2830: The panic era. Clocks ticking pressures on. settle or spiral. 31+: Hoe phase 2.0- far less hot more experience less patience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1976746141279567967) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-10T20:26Z 48.8K followers, 158.8K engagements


"Relationships that work: Ugly guy + hot girl Hot guy + hot girl Ugly guy + ugly girl What doesn't work: Hot guy + ugly girl. Lesson in this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1976761024926581211) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-10T21:25Z 48.8K followers, 238.4K engagements


"TRENDING: Sources confirm I would date Sydney Sweeney if she is interested"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1977514467601916354) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-12T23:19Z 48.8K followers, 79.9K engagements


"What are the best sober first night-time dates And do not say coffee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1977730776385958229) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-13T13:38Z 48.8K followers, 64.3K engagements


"Theres an unspoken rule at the gym if the dude next to you has your same body type you have to lift more than him. No words. No eye contact. Just silent warfare until someone leaves first and loses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1977751926335766682) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-13T15:02Z 48.8K followers, 18K engagements


"Muzz - Murray Hill Guy Huzz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1977866366980915639) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-13T22:37Z 48.8K followers, 34.2K engagements


"Overheard on the street (Gramercy): Girl 1: met some guy last weekend at Blue Haven South were going out Thursday Girl 2: how tall is he Girl 1: of course thats your first question but like XX (shes maybe 52) Girl 2: too short but have fun Wishing you luck bro"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978134274445377713) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-14T16:22Z 48.8K followers, 49.9K engagements


"Only a liberal would ask this right 🤦🏻♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978214800753655915) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-14T21:42Z 48.8K followers, 3.9M engagements


"Havent got this in a long time FaceTime before meeting yes or no"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978263582665044375) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-15T00:56Z 48.8K followers, 60.8K engagements


"When you start getting the HR like texts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978421436650852841) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-15T11:23Z 48.8K followers, 20.5K engagements


"Being single in your 30s is wild: Youll have a girl born in the 2000s communicating with you on Snapchat trying to hook up A girl born in the 90s gaslighting you talking to XX dudes & a girl born in the 80s trying to take care of you and have your kids in the next X months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978484064643678279) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-15T15:32Z 48.8K followers, 102.1K engagements


"A young MHG at XX I met a beautiful mid girl at a bar (Brass Monkey). Next day I texted her to grab dinner I was new to the city and thought thats what you do. We went to a nice Italian spot dinner and drinks maybe $XXX total. Great time even went to another bar after. Next few days I texted her nonstop how was work hows your day trying to keep it going. No real responses back. When I finally asked to hang again she hit me with the most HR-sounding text Ive ever read saying shes not interested. Waste of $200+. Since then I dont take girls to dinner until I actually know them or have had"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978576049220030964) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-15T21:37Z 48.8K followers, 80.5K engagements


"Hey Zohran Murray Hill Guy here let me dumb this down for you. Hamas is bad. Hamas is a terrorist organization. Terrorists should not have weapons. Embarrassing that the next future mayor of NYC cant even denounce a terrorist organization Wouldnt be surprised if Zohran brings members of Hamas to run the NYC city hall next"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978582927479890060) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-15T22:05Z 48.8K followers, 122.7K engagements


"What to watch for NYC debate tonight MHG edition: Zohran Mamdani: A pro Hamas embarrassment. Not even American hes from Uganda. Hes like the kid in the 5th grade running for student body president promising free pizza and all day recess. None of it will happen. He will let criminals roam the streets illegal immigrants steal your job Andrew Cuomo: very respectable former governor. Would bring the toughness NYC needs to battle the woke left who want to destroy our city. The only option to beat Mamdani. Curtis Sliwa: weirdo who wears a red beret all the time. This aint Soviet Russia buddy. Needs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978907411097239943) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-16T19:34Z 48.8K followers, 47.6K engagements


"Watching this debate makes me want to find a beautiful mid and move to the suburbs maybe it is time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1978977195948191997) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-17T00:11Z 48.8K followers, 19.4K engagements


"Gym pics are only thirst traps to people who dont go to the gym. To the gym people theyre proof of work/progress photos. Imagine getting upset over someone elses discipline because you dont have any"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1979237150781481465) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-17T17:24Z 48.8K followers, 28.9K engagements


"People who dont understand this clearly never went to a big college or understand social dynamics. College especially SEC schools are its own little bubble. Status runs on whos in what frat who throws the best tailgates and whos from money. Guys like this are top of the food chain on campus. But when she graduates and moves to a big city and meets Chad Thundercock with a finance job and who gives her slight attention Its over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1979238575028998245) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-17T17:30Z 48.8K followers, 541.2K engagements


"Im not drinking for X weeks (NYC marathon) would it be smart to do mushrooms for a first date tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1979274299245502555) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-17T19:52Z 48.8K followers, 77.7K engagements


"The worst women are the ones who make being engaged their whole personality"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1979591635286860273) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-18T16:53Z 48.8K followers, 180.5K engagements


"If you attended the no kings protest today youre a moron"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1979618857472929841) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-18T18:41Z 48.8K followers, 34.5K engagements


"The hotter she is the more your non-negotiables become negotiable. (Guys will give up way more if shes hot.) Ive seen a friend swear hed never date a girl who vapes he dumped his ex for it + other reasons But now hes dating a girl way hotter who vapes every day and suddenly hes ok with it. Turns out principles have a looks threshold. Lesson in that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980028421829705754) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-19T21:48Z 48.8K followers, 498.8K engagements


"I dont know the backstory or anything but gents never do this Can almost guarantee this guy will not get laid and get ghosted within the week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980068337242546413) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-20T00:27Z 48.8K followers, 89.1K engagements


"Ladies: men do not care about your career. We will date a waitress if she treats us well is hot and makes our lives easier"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980278728849576401) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-20T14:23Z 48.8K followers, 62.1K engagements


"My boys been working remote from Mexico City since 2022 (met a girl there) but technically still has a US paying job. He lives like a king No one at his company knew until today now hes not sure if he should come clean or just ride it out what should he do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980694173289239031) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-21T17:54Z 48.8K followers, 60.1K engagements


"My ex broke up with me and just saw is now dating this guy am I cooked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980698873627652410) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-21T18:13Z 48.8K followers, 18.9K engagements


"@hoodg3nius You are all over my timeline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980784379720003626) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-21T23:52Z 48.8K followers, 1232 engagements


"Runners of Twitter. XX days until the NYC marathon. My right knee has flared up (IT band). couldnt run the last few days. Am taking Advil stretching etc am I cooked What can I do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980976998035107883) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-22T12:38Z 48.8K followers, 41.1K engagements


"Good morning ladies one at a time please"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1980991860488487341) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-22T13:37Z 48.8K followers, 103.8K engagements


"99+ inbound likes. Impressive. This is what men have to deal with on dating apps in 2025"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1981011464409543152) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-22T14:55Z 48.8K followers, 53.3K engagements


"Look who is back from the dead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1981091572490887441) [@MurrayHillGuy1](/creator/x/MurrayHillGuy1) 2025-10-22T20:13Z 48.8K followers, 166.6K engagements