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# ![@MurrayHillGuy1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1805622878550843392.png) @MurrayHillGuy1 Murray Hill Guy

The Murray Hill Guy has been involved in a recent controversy, with many people discussing and reacting to his presence on social media and dating apps. The hashtag and movement "#TakeDownMurrayHillGuy" or similar sentiments have been trending, with some users calling for accountability and others defending him. The situation has sparked a heated debate about dating, politics, and social norms in NYC.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  4.04% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  4.04% [countries](/list/countries)  2.69% [finance](/list/finance)  2.24% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  1.79% [musicians](/list/musicians)  1.79% [stocks](/list/stocks)  #527 [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  1.35% [products](/list/products)  0.45% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  0.45%

**Social topic influence**
[night](/topic/night) #814, [met](/topic/met) #192, [the most](/topic/the-most) 2.69%, [the first](/topic/the-first) 2.69%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 2.69%, [up to](/topic/up-to) #2673, [app](/topic/app) #1115, [in the](/topic/in-the) 2.24%, [bar](/topic/bar) #154, [future](/topic/future) 1.79%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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**Top assets mentioned**
[CVS Health Corp (CVS)](/topic/cvs) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"New York City is in a league of its own when it comes to social opportunitycareer moves dating networking all of it. Nowhere else in the country packs this many ambitious attractive and interesting people into one place. 95% the people in other East Coast cities would relocate here tomorrow if the right offer came along. Thats why the top tier in a place like Boston would be mid-roster talent in NYC. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021009075538924026 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021009075538924026"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021009075538924026)  2026-02-09T23:51Z 62.3K followers, 59.6K engagements


"Honest question for the people who quit smoking weed: Did you just wake up one day and stop being a lazy degenerate overnight Or did it take months of slowly getting your life back together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021204812977807666)  2026-02-10T12:49Z 62.3K followers, 156.2K engagements


"Every time I walk outside majority of people are glued to their phones and/or with AirPods in. You could be walking right past your future husband or wife and never even notice. Take the headphones out. Look up. Say hi to the person who held eye contact a second longer than usual. Next time you go out in public look around and say hi to one person. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019488989460263416 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019488989460263416"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019488989460263416)  2026-02-05T19:11Z 62.3K followers, 70.4K engagements


"WHOLE FOODS IS THE NEW HINGE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019849931650179311)  2026-02-06T19:05Z 62.3K followers, 642.1K engagements


"POV: youre fumbling queens on [--] different apps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020981970742935653)  2026-02-09T22:03Z 62.3K followers, 4.4M engagements


"Real article One of my best friends is making $500K works fully remote being a passport bro living in Argentina/Columbia/Rio and uses chat GPT for his whole job. Hes a high up VP and works 1-2 hours a week on his job while pursuing his other true passions (women). https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021559931539988707)  2026-02-11T12:20Z 62.3K followers, 188.1K engagements


"Have a date tonight with a girl finishing up law school. Look her up before: Last name is the same as a huge law firm Dad is a Founding Partner Am I cooked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021939577704132809)  2026-02-12T13:28Z 62.3K followers, 369.1K engagements


"Music red flags in girls: Swiftie (catastrophic) Eclectic = Noah Kahan only Country girl but just Zach Bryan TikToks Rap = Jack Harlow vibes Still worships The [----] Spotify Wrapped = sad-girl cardio playlist Thinks she can sing (voice is criminal) Uses exs playlist like its scripture Says I love EDM but only means Fred Again and has stories behind DJ sets in Ibiza Aux FEMA-level emergency Shower singing is cute tho"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1996291270038237380)  2025-12-03T18:51Z 62.1K followers, 121.9K engagements


"The beautiful mid will love you more than any hot chick would Drake Maye having the season of his life while coming home to his loving beautiful mids baked goods"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2003307202183086457)  2025-12-23T03:30Z 62.2K followers, 621.5K engagements


"My friend in sales told me that he writes happy holiday emails to potential clients he hopes to work with. So I did the same thing with girls I went on a date with this year who I never went on a 2nd with:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2004558144920510619)  2025-12-26T14:21Z 61.6K followers, 6M engagements


"The biggest brainwashing in human history is convincing people that living through cold dark winters is normal and that theyre okay. Pale as a ghost. Face puffy eyes dead. Belly hanging over your waistband. Skin dry lips cracked. Angry faces. Need caffeine just to feel human. Wearing [--] jackets just to walk outside. Yet people say its totally fine. How is this the norm https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2013639952504934435 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2013639952504934435"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2013639952504934435)  2026-01-20T15:49Z 61.6K followers, 661.7K engagements


"Supposed to have a 2nd date with a girl But saw on instagram she went from blonde (looked great) to brunette (mid now) Do I still go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2014355329585201274)  2026-01-22T15:11Z 61.8K followers, 3.9M engagements


"Tonight is a huge night. Go to your local grocery store. Stay for hours. Whole Foods = most elite Trader Joes = beautiful but liberal mids Itll be more packed than the bars way easier to spot whos solo and nobodys spilling drinks on you. Head straight to the healthy aisles stare at labels like youre confused ask a quick opinion. Everyones panic-stocking for the snowy weekend. Good luck out there https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2014370908547281188 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2014370908547281188"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2014370908547281188)  2026-01-22T16:13Z 62K followers, 1.4M engagements


"There is nothing better in life than making an attractive girl giggle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2014500583990858200)  2026-01-23T00:49Z 61.8K followers, 182.3K engagements


".@martyrdison has got me laid more than any wingman I have Get yourself a lady wingman folks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2014802766447640937)  2026-01-23T20:49Z 61.6K followers, 47.6K engagements


"5/10 has [----] likes on hinge and liked [--] people back and complains she cant find anyone Who is the problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2015535508714094779)  2026-01-25T21:21Z 62K followers, 33.4K engagements


"Walking away from a relationship you wanted to work will haunt you. Because you didnt just lose the person you buried a future you rehearsed every night in your head. You stayed when your gut told you to leave. You explained yourself a thousand times. You swallowed disrespect and called it love. You dont leave because you stop loving them You leave because love turns into anxiety sleepless nights and slowly forgetting who you were before their moods controlled your peace. Leaving feels like failure because staying felt familiar. But familiar was killing you. So you choose pain now instead of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2015914031949680668)  2026-01-26T22:25Z 62.2K followers, 99.3K engagements


"High school is really a bizarre experience in retrospect. You'd start your morning at [--] a.m. with a honey bun and a soda or something Learn about the Pythagorean theorem read Robert Frost Stare at your crush and then go run a mile all within the span of three hours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2015995878574625210)  2026-01-27T03:50Z 61.6K followers, 934.2K engagements


"We all need to be John Summit maxing. Dude plays an all-night set then runs a half marathon. People dont just come for the music they come for his energy. Hes the guy you always want to be around. Always bringing it. Never drags down the vibes. Dude just enjoys life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016215302963360102)  2026-01-27T18:22Z 61.6K followers, 27.4K engagements


"SF 5/10 bragging about rejecting men Who wants to tell her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016279584342176172)  2026-01-27T22:38Z 61.8K followers, 105.1K engagements


"All [--] of my hinge photos were taken by women (3/6 from an ex) Lesson in that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016297080562606399)  2026-01-27T23:47Z 61.6K followers, 68K engagements


"Ball up top"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016299107518685229)  2026-01-27T23:55Z 61.6K followers, 1.3M engagements


"As a man having muscles and being lean is 90% of being attractive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016557574603075627)  2026-01-28T17:02Z 61.6K followers, 162.8K engagements


"women: no one wants to date me I cant find anyone also women: [---] unread dms [----] dating app matches [--] exes trying to come back [--] men stuck in the friendzone trying to escape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016570635359556016)  2026-01-28T17:54Z 61.7K followers, 173.8K engagements


"Spoke to a few recruiters recently and they all said the same thing: Turning on Open to Work on LinkedIn actually works against you. It reads the same way as someone on a dating app saying Im down whenever. Literally free every night. You might think youre being proactive but no it actually comes off as desperate. Same exact psychology as dating. The people who look the most available rarely get picked https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016600910114275372 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016600910114275372"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016600910114275372)  2026-01-28T19:54Z 61.6K followers, 50.5K engagements


"Date with girl from Twitter: youre blacking out laughing your ass off having wild sex until [--] am. Great time. Date with girl from Hinge: she complains about her job the whole date judges you for anything wont have sex until date [--] and its awful. Never talk again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016653262464704562)  2026-01-28T23:23Z 61.6K followers, 22.1K engagements


"Corporate tip for the normies 9-5ers Don't trust your boss OR coworkers. Never ever. Trust me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016699350471110809)  2026-01-29T02:26Z 62K followers, 164.8K engagements


"You are fat because your diet is worse than a child on Halloween night Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016881702128308622)  2026-01-29T14:30Z 61.6K followers, 70.9K engagements


"My friend said hes going into monk mode for first half of [----] meaning no women He has [--] girlfriends and its not even the end of January Lesson in that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016971734746874083)  2026-01-29T20:28Z 61.6K followers, 33.6K engagements


"Women complain we dont approach in person What a loser thing to post of a guy shooting his shot You will be alone forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016997621349372068)  2026-01-29T22:11Z 61.8K followers, 144.6K engagements


"No bigger compliment than being asked for a spot at the gym"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017009018535829973)  2026-01-29T22:56Z 61.8K followers, 67.1K engagements


"I blame men for this cant even hate the girl What a simp theyll breakup in less than [--] months Not my bf getting mad when I use my own credit card and not his 😂 I have him trained so well 🥰 https://t.co/fxVDVvTDFU Not my bf getting mad when I use my own credit card and not his 😂 I have him trained so well 🥰 https://t.co/fxVDVvTDFU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017020145630065143)  2026-01-29T23:40Z 61.6K followers, 68.8K engagements


"If shes going on a date with you tonight in this weather shes already into you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017030912559501341)  2026-01-30T00:23Z 61.8K followers, 22.1K engagements


"Social media has 35+ year old women saying theyre single because they havent met the right guy. Youre gonna meet him soon hunnyjust keep putting yourself out there :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017039519309033663)  2026-01-30T00:57Z 61.8K followers, 43.2K engagements


"The last [--] girls Ive ended things with recently are due to smoking weed. I find it extremely unattractive and shows their lifestyle (even if an active high) Is this a valid dealbreaker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017239560103620632)  2026-01-30T14:12Z 61.6K followers, 124K engagements


"You waited [--] dates. Another guy waited [--] minutes after meeting her at the bar tonight. Dont be a clown. 🤡"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017268530446586174)  2026-01-30T16:07Z 61.6K followers, 63.6K engagements


"Had an interview today. First thing the guy asks me: How are you so fit I have no time to work out. I said I make the time. Instantly knew I didnt want the job. That guy wouldve been my manager. Sad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017296066274635843)  2026-01-30T17:57Z 61.6K followers, 90K engagements


"Going out this weekend is not for the weak Couples are inside cuddling but the true singles are outside hunting. Low key one of the best weekends to go out Only the finest soldiers and the cold-blooded whores are out in this weather. If shes outside tonight she didnt beat the wind chill for conversation shes there for a reasonskip the small talk. See you at Delta Charlie and The Spaniard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017340112779071969)  2026-01-30T20:52Z 62.2K followers, 26.7K engagements


"Girl I went on a date on like [--] months ago who I follow on IG just posted a happy [--] months story with her boyfriend Should I tell him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017366385043681444)  2026-01-30T22:36Z 61.6K followers, 108.6K engagements


"Think Ive met my wife"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017384206335132009)  2026-01-30T23:47Z 61.6K followers, 30.4K engagements


"Valid or cooked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017392843732451788)  2026-01-31T00:21Z 61.6K followers, 27.3K engagements


"So I changed my height to [--] on hinge yesterday. I have over [--] inbound likes who are pretty attractive (would 47/56) Im going to change my height back to [--] and then like them back in [--] weeks. Do you think any of them will go out with me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017404825902690635)  2026-01-31T01:09Z 61.6K followers, 94.6K engagements


"Payouts have been going way up. Thank you fans haters and Elon Musk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017425098852946335)  2026-01-31T02:30Z 62K followers, 102.3K engagements


"Its actually insane what a beautiful mid can do to a man. My friend met a girl [--] months ago and we havent seen him since. This was a minimum [--] nights a week guy. Always out & social. Now he barely texts back. Full blown gf guy. Dont be like him. Life needs balance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017609446185115769)  2026-01-31T14:42Z 62K followers, 66.2K engagements


"My friend went on a date last night. Dates going well. She invited him back to her place (first mistake) as she has to walk her dog a cute black pug. They walk the dog & start making out. Dog goes absolutely feral. Barking jumping full third wheel cockblock lol My friend asks if they should move the dog (in her shoebox studio) She says why would we ever do that and cuddles the dog and plays with the dog 😂 After an hour my friend leaves. Decides its not worth it. Wakes up to the HR text this morning: not feeling a connection. How do you get past dog-pilled girls or are you just cooked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2017623352593019027)  2026-01-31T15:37Z 61.6K followers, 29.2K engagements


"Ive tried dating non-autistic girls. They all suck They have social skills make eye contact for way too long laugh at none of my dumb jokes and are boring in bed. 0/10. Choose the beautiful mid autistic girl who will laugh at everything and love you for who you are"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018007241882751270)  2026-02-01T17:03Z 62K followers, 60.9K engagements


"Chick in Brooklyn at bar [--] am asks are you a republican Yes and she walks away Only in Brooklyn will you be asked at a bar your political affiliation within the first [--] seconds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018024094961119575)  2026-02-01T18:10Z 61.6K followers, 80.3K engagements


"My friend did all of Dry January. Last night he sat there watching the clock like it was New Years Eve. Midnight hits its Feb 1st. He immediately takes [--] tequila shots and chugs a Guinness. Bro blacks out by like [--] am fun night tho. What exactly is the point here lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018078524196676077)  2026-02-01T21:46Z 61.6K followers, 384.4K engagements


"My friends been seeing a girl for month and half now Both like each other He kept seeing some guy text her so he asked who it is and its a guy thats been on and off in her life for a year He told her that she has to stop talking to him if she wants a future Valid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018126985080324242)  2026-02-02T00:59Z 62K followers, 437.2K engagements


"The ideal number of drinks on a first date is either [--] or [--]. [--] Youll never see them again. [--] Perfect. Youre present flirty and still mysterious. She may have a little buzz but nothing sloppy. [--] Danger zone. One drink away from drunk or cutting it plus the bills climbing. [--] Lets be real this is just a gateway to [--]. Probably a shot. [--] Youre probably hooking up and wont know if you actually like them tomorrow but great time hangover wont be too bad. 6+ Sloppy. Regrettable. Could be a great night or a decision youll regret (most likely) https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018141993181053379"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018141993181053379)  2026-02-02T01:58Z 62K followers, 97.5K engagements


"I never understood guys who only work out just to get girls. Thats a WEAK standard. Friend of mine lost a ton of weight to be more attractive. Literally would say thats the only reason he goes. Got a girlfriend early [----] basically gained all his weight back during his relationship. She broke up with him in November and hes back on his weight loss journey lol. Going to be a never ending cycle. When your motivation is external discipline doesnt exist. Breakup = back to square one. If your why is a girl what happens when she leaves (She will if you get fat)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018326647271755988)  2026-02-02T14:12Z 62K followers, 48.5K engagements


"If you send roses you pop up at the front Otherwise gotta swipe through them all to be seen. Tough We may be cooked This is very overwhelming https://t.co/hfP9hNsx3U We may be cooked This is very overwhelming https://t.co/hfP9hNsx3U"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018361013045768323)  2026-02-02T16:28Z 62K followers, 150.4K engagements


"Hes insanely cooked @MurrayHillGuy1 Bro reply to Coby lets see what hes got @MurrayHillGuy1 Bro reply to Coby lets see what hes got"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018376620965351927)  2026-02-02T17:31Z 62.2K followers, 1M engagements


"This guy is too nice 😂😂 @martyrdison wife him up Hes insanely cooked https://t.co/onHVdqtm5M Hes insanely cooked https://t.co/onHVdqtm5M"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018378591424126998)  2026-02-02T17:38Z 62K followers, 134.1K engagements


"@L4MELOB4LL Yeah Im out. Its embarassing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018431927879975401)  2026-02-02T21:10Z 61.6K followers, 29.5K engagements


"@signulll Theres a few chads but it takes forever to get to them It doesnt stop man. 50+ likes per hour and its all gross people Im overwhelmed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018434292829901217)  2026-02-02T21:20Z 61.6K followers, 42.5K engagements


"@signulll Get off the apps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018434740798341399)  2026-02-02T21:21Z 61.6K followers, 43K engagements


"Gents weve gotta realize its a real honor every time we match with a beautiful mid because the fact that she chose us says something. & If you get a date shes choosing you over THOUSANDS of other options. Ill never take that for granted again. Lesson in that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018435881284079659)  2026-02-02T21:26Z 62.1K followers, 83.1K engagements


"Ok [--] PM is SWIPING HOUR for men I just got [--] notifications in the past [--] minutes Guess dudes get off from work and hit the Big H on their way home lol Pointless to swipe at this hour youll never be seen Gents heres the inside look of a beautiful mids hinge Account was made today. Its NEVER ending. As you see majority of guys just like photos While I think sending a message could stand out the chance youre even seen is minimal. So honestly just delete the app https://t.co/DFgA2roPC5 Gents heres the inside look of a beautiful mids hinge Account was made today. Its NEVER ending. As you see"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018465346676744267)  2026-02-02T23:23Z 62.2K followers, 87.4K engagements


"The Hinge Experiment of [----] has taught me one valuable lessontiming is everything in meeting The One Madisons Husband may have liked her on Hinge but right now hes Hinge Liker Dude #737 and she only has mental capacity to evaluate the first 25-30 guys. So hes OUT. Yet if he had just liked her [--] minutes later today when shes bored and on the app hed be at the top of the list and have matched. Instead hes an afterthought. Lost in the abyss of the world as Liker #737 because of poor (unbeknown to him) timing and never will be seen. It really is a numbers game folks. This goes for many things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018471259089121763)  2026-02-02T23:47Z 62.1K followers, 155.2K engagements


"I am coming up with new standards for men in the Hinge Match to Like Ratio Previously I thought a 3/10 (.300) Match to Like Ratio (3 matches per every [--] likes) was Hall of Fame Dating Stats aka Chad Thundercock. Now Im realizing thats Wilt Chamberlain level success. Hall of fame for Men in this New Era may be considered a Match to Like Ratio of [--] out of every [--] likes (.040 Average) For low tier men They may need to honestly like [-----] women just to get a single match with a girl above a 5/10 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018486481766187251"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018486481766187251)  2026-02-03T00:47Z 62.2K followers, 68.9K engagements


"@dyingscribe I hope so"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018492608473944347)  2026-02-03T01:11Z 61.7K followers, 29.2K engagements


"Hot Take: Women who are a [--] or [--] out of [--] get the most amount of likes BY far on dating apps. A lot more than a smoke [--] or 10/10 would. Why Because all Men see a [--] or [--] out of [--] as obtainable. Its the girl next door vibe. Your crush that you think you maybe can land one day if all things aligned right. The cute chick in the coffee shop who gave you a smile. A [--] or 10/10 Pure fantasy for average and bottom tier Men. They likely wont even swipe right and waste a like. Even Chad Thundercock doesnt want to deal with them. Thats why 7s and 8s chicks run the dating app world. They are the true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018511349647655170)  2026-02-03T02:26Z 62K followers, 64.1K engagements


"Poor guy probably crushed a morning workout feeling good Hits the big H before a busy work day Uses his weekly rose only to never be seen I (@martyrdison) woke up to over [---] likes just alone from the hours of [--] pm to [--] am It keeps getting worse and worse The average man has NO game Do not open with hello how was your day etc https://t.co/mnWG8B1zZ4 The average man has NO game Do not open with hello how was your day etc https://t.co/mnWG8B1zZ4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018651813923430903)  2026-02-03T11:44Z 62.2K followers, 258.6K engagements


"@Drownomatic5000 @martyrdison Gonna swipe soon. Well see But no they seem real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018727690690510893)  2026-02-03T16:46Z 62.2K followers, 15.1K engagements


"First hour results I take back women living life on easy mode Look at their options folks Mamdani loving soy boys Watch EXPERIMENT continues🚨 Im pretending to be @martyrdison on BUMBLE now I made this account [--] minutes ago and it has [---] likes How down bad are men in [----] Results/real chats to come https://t.co/tQ2x1kxgQT EXPERIMENT continues🚨 Im pretending to be @martyrdison on BUMBLE now I made this account [--] minutes ago and it has [---] likes How down bad are men in [----] Results/real chats to come https://t.co/tQ2x1kxgQT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018738051833295299)  2026-02-03T17:27Z 62.1K followers, 109.3K engagements


"@Jack_Raines I will take down hinge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018762809371172914)  2026-02-03T19:05Z 61.9K followers, [----] engagements


"MHG is taking over this app and @hinge is next WE MUST TAKE DOWN MATCH GROUP Stand together men #DeleteTheApps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018779368051355811)  2026-02-03T20:11Z 62.2K followers, 66.4K engagements


"Its working. #DeleteTheApps You can either ignore the facts of dating apps and swipe yourself into lonely oblivion and crippling self doubt. Or you can realize that you are surrounded by beautiful mids all around the city and you are one vulnerable hello away from jumping the entirety of the online https://t.co/TantfPUR62 You can either ignore the facts of dating apps and swipe yourself into lonely oblivion and crippling self doubt. Or you can realize that you are surrounded by beautiful mids all around the city and you are one vulnerable hello away from jumping the entirety of the online"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018785699764511186)  2026-02-03T20:36Z 62.2K followers, 126.1K engagements


"@shortsqueeznews Dead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018815246409048575)  2026-02-03T22:33Z 61.7K followers, 57.8K engagements


"@iquestionuall @martyrdison Match group and bumble banned me lol Low on options. Send more my way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018835291881312492)  2026-02-03T23:53Z 62.2K followers, 13.9K engagements


"@teiNy3 @martyrdison Cause gay boy @spencerrascoff and the match group have us banned already They own Tinder and Hinge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019048326335967523)  2026-02-04T14:00Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@drfarahsutton Youre an enigma"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019123558207877474)  2026-02-04T18:59Z 61.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@TheDiegoTrombon @imbrettcooper No free marketing She didnt tag or contact me. Hoe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019229718860693748)  2026-02-05T02:00Z 61.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@diogenes757 Lmao buddy. Her boss is Chad Thundercock Youre cooked here. This is not what my tweet meant 😂 If she was obsessed she Would have saw you. Trust me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019236417248063987)  2026-02-05T02:27Z 62K followers, [----] engagements


"@drjohnny__ Were going to Delta Charlie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019776497947402309)  2026-02-06T14:13Z 62K followers, 32K engagements


"@martyrdison @grok WE ARE RICH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020589701434904823)  2026-02-08T20:05Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@davidyang38 It was horrendous and his music is fine to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020672380494811544)  2026-02-09T01:33Z 62.1K followers, 22K engagements


"@gotclippd This is even too autistic for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020941249113428291)  2026-02-09T19:21Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@J_B_Based This is not me. While I like the ok response Id never respond to a text like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020947359619010589)  2026-02-09T19:46Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@privilegii2025 @J_B_Based Maybe up like it at most"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020967222521348361)  2026-02-09T21:05Z 62.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@martyrdison Lets gooo #DeleteTheApps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020970511673463080)  2026-02-09T21:18Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@HunterBidensL17 Endless options of career and beautiful mids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021011113106637295)  2026-02-09T23:59Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements


".@bumble is SCARED We wont stop Which app is next EXPERIMENT continues🚨 Im pretending to be @martyrdison on BUMBLE now I made this account [--] minutes ago and it has [---] likes How down bad are men in [----] Results/real chats to come https://t.co/tQ2x1kxgQT EXPERIMENT continues🚨 Im pretending to be @martyrdison on BUMBLE now I made this account [--] minutes ago and it has [---] likes How down bad are men in [----] Results/real chats to come https://t.co/tQ2x1kxgQT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018790951083495602)  2026-02-03T20:57Z 62.3K followers, 141.9K engagements


"This is supposed to be a sex app and even so the dudes have NO game and are down bad over a fat chick Liberal Simp Sugar daddy Mamdani supporter Brooklynite Pronouns in bio Holy SHIT DUDES HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE DOWN BAD https://t.co/UlbjYtWQat Holy SHIT DUDES HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE DOWN BAD https://t.co/UlbjYtWQat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018859003724312976)  2026-02-04T01:27Z 62.3K followers, 361.4K engagements


"Jeff update can he be anymore down bad He truly thinks shes still interested lol Jeff isnt giving up folks thinks its a mistake 😂🤡 Should he actually take her or is he a mega simp https://t.co/7RUV6c3BXF Jeff isnt giving up folks thinks its a mistake 😂🤡 Should he actually take her or is he a mega simp https://t.co/7RUV6c3BXF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019880322830356862)  2026-02-06T21:06Z 62.3K followers, 483K engagements


"Update Phone faced down on a date she went to the bathroom. Green flag Am I in https://t.co/AJLBZckqbm Phone faced down on a date she went to the bathroom. Green flag Am I in https://t.co/AJLBZckqbm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020487663191552163)  2026-02-08T13:19Z 62.3K followers, 4M engagements


"Friday night a girl turned around and asked my thoughts on ICE. (Insane opener) We disagreed. I hit her with the stat that Obama actually deported more people than Trump via ice. She had no clue this was real. I told her Trump is louder about the deportations but has done less. The conversation got more nuanced from there she learned. I listened to her blab about non sense. Two people disagreed. And exchanged numbers not in order to hookup but to continue the conversation. Should I text her tho https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020591714411622782"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020591714411622782)  2026-02-08T20:13Z 62.3K followers, 99.8K engagements


"One of my female friends on here (you all know her) has been dating a lot. She told me she met a man and things were going well. [--] dates in They spent the night together/had a really fun time. She told me he made her breakfast the next morning. She ending up ghosting him afterwards because it was too formal of him to do that. This is a wild take. Men just cant win"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020607859919122718)  2026-02-08T21:17Z 62.3K followers, 285.1K engagements


"Nvm This is the worse halftime show ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020669202554589318)  2026-02-09T01:20Z 62.3K followers, 401.6K engagements


"I made fat madison (no one will find it) an only fans last week and she already has [--] subscribers paying $20 a week lol What is wrong with men"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020933596195045857)  2026-02-09T18:51Z 62.3K followers, 33.2K engagements


"@hydromerchant Youngin has a lot to learn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021380505162350982)  2026-02-11T00:27Z 62.3K followers, 60K engagements


"My friend is freaking outhes been dating a girl for [--] months now. They usually text or call everyday but its been [--] hours and she hasnt answered any of his texts/calls. He is convinced she is ghosting himis this extremely messed up to do [--] months deserves a proper breakup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021734681968775629)  2026-02-11T23:54Z 62.3K followers, 78.6K engagements


"Valentines Day falling on a Saturday is elite. Every single person who is single is out & grabbing drinks with friends. And anyone who is in a relationship but still out at the bar that boyfriend is already on thin ice. Gentlemen this is not a normal night. Suit up step outside and talk to people. Opportunities like this only come few times a year. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022001547710738668 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022001547710738668"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022001547710738668)  2026-02-12T17:35Z 62.3K followers, 529K engagements


"@itsfreddypage Put it here. I gotchu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022376473219199049)  2026-02-13T18:24Z 62.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Imagine being president and seeing Murray Hill Guy on your favorite show This is hilarious 😂. thanks @foxandfriends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1939358245241676130)  2025-06-29T16:20Z 62.3K followers, 2.6M engagements


"What makes her high value"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2005698966072221906)  2025-12-29T17:54Z 62.3K followers, 174.8K engagements


"Me with the baddie I pulled by being slightly autistic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016342271415779456)  2026-01-28T02:47Z 62.3K followers, 1.4M engagements


"Is this not mamdanis wife"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018057836891124009)  2026-02-01T20:24Z 62.3K followers, 2M engagements


"This is actually more insane than I ever imagined She is averaging a like every 1-2 minutes I liked [--] back just for shits and ALL [--] messaged some dumb shit within the first [--] minutes of matching The average man is COOKED. We may be cooked This is very overwhelming https://t.co/hfP9hNsx3U We may be cooked This is very overwhelming https://t.co/hfP9hNsx3U"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018374415239504117)  2026-02-02T17:22Z 62.3K followers, 3.3M engagements


"IT NEVER ENDS MEN WE ALL NEED TO GET OFF APPS How do you expect to ever be seen Also think that any hot chick will never have dating app notifications on Rise and shine holy shit this is INSANE. Everyone swipes before work https://t.co/lhDKlUJViC Rise and shine holy shit this is INSANE. Everyone swipes before work https://t.co/lhDKlUJViC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018688033231376657)  2026-02-03T14:08Z 62.3K followers, 658.5K engagements


"Uh oh look who is scared #DELETEHINGE #SHORTMATCHGROUP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018832923152294080)  2026-02-03T23:44Z 62.3K followers, 73.1K engagements


"Saving mankind one at a time (hes still simping) #DeleteTheApps TODAYS EXPERIMENT 🚨 I made @martyrdison an account on Jswipe- the Jewish Dating app But she is not Jewish Will men still swipe for her even against their own views/religion This app is for serious daters only Lets find out https://t.co/fMrBBlJgbY TODAYS EXPERIMENT 🚨 I made @martyrdison an account on Jswipe- the Jewish Dating app But she is not Jewish Will men still swipe for her even against their own views/religion This app is for serious daters only Lets find out https://t.co/fMrBBlJgbY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019121883954966902)  2026-02-04T18:52Z 62.3K followers, 118.8K engagements


"Dating tip: Always check her tagged photos on Instagram If there are none shes either hiding something or has no real friends. Abort mission. If theres a long gap or a weird no-photos era she was fat/ugly (assuming shes a beautiful mid now) Could be a positive though and she has a funny personality. Proceed with caution. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019234080240423356 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019234080240423356"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019234080240423356)  2026-02-05T02:18Z 62.3K followers, 47.6K engagements


"Jewish Madison era is fin [----] likes in ONE day. Im overwhelmed Make this a reminder if you have a date with a girl she is CHOOSING you. Be confident https://t.co/nkVV1zCUNU [----] likes in ONE day. Im overwhelmed Make this a reminder if you have a date with a girl she is CHOOSING you. Be confident https://t.co/nkVV1zCUNU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019498701266227666)  2026-02-05T19:49Z 62.3K followers, 46K engagements


"If a girl ever called me her partner to anyone in her life I would throw myself off the Empire State Building in front of her and all her friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019936231363121638)  2026-02-07T00:48Z 62.3K followers, 40.5K engagements


"If youre talking to a girl you could fuck up everything you worked for with her by asking for pictures. Just don't do it. They will send them to you without asking if they like you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020626263904243974)  2026-02-08T22:30Z 62.3K followers, 59.9K engagements


"@Phillies Something bad is about happen. Really bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022070132890341627)  2026-02-12T22:07Z 62.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Has she officially hit the wall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2006076729132212665)  2025-12-30T18:55Z 62.3K followers, 4.5M engagements


"Something about her is strange I cant seem to figure it out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2014327116490219620)  2026-01-22T13:19Z 62.3K followers, 68.1K engagements


"Crazy Ive never done that before You really just caught my eye. Tonight is a huge night. Go to your local grocery store. Stay for hours. Whole Foods = most elite Trader Joes = beautiful but liberal mids Itll be more packed than the bars way easier to spot whos solo and nobodys spilling drinks on you. Head straight to the healthy Tonight is a huge night. Go to your local grocery store. Stay for hours. Whole Foods = most elite Trader Joes = beautiful but liberal mids Itll be more packed than the bars way easier to spot whos solo and nobodys spilling drinks on you. Head straight to the healthy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2014472209914331347)  2026-01-22T22:56Z 62.2K followers, 1.5M engagements


"Hey Stacey I mean Sydney Murray Hill Guy here Id love to be your 5th roommate. Enjoy working out traveling and exploring new bars as well Im very clean and organized I think Id be a great fit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018081618066301430)  2026-02-01T21:58Z 62.2K followers, 346.7K engagements


"lol this didnt last long. @hinge you SUCK. All good things must come to an end. BUMBLE is up next to continue the studiesstay tuned Day [--] of the hinge experiment: Today Im ONLY matching with men who have liberal or pronouns in their bio Ive also made Mads a she/they/them/xe Stay tuned for results https://t.co/k4tYXYHBud Day [--] of the hinge experiment: Today Im ONLY matching with men who have liberal or pronouns in their bio Ive also made Mads a she/they/them/xe Stay tuned for results https://t.co/k4tYXYHBud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018718046517416155)  2026-02-03T16:07Z 62.2K followers, 300.9K engagements


"@JerseyShoreGuy5 @martyrdison Bro you havent got a match since summer of 16"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018829465963667500)  2026-02-03T23:30Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Gents if youre not at least kissing or getting a little handsy (or more) on the first date its already over. Dont think shes a good girl. Dont think she wants to take it slow. Dont think next date for sure. She CHOSE you to go out with vs 1000s lean into that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019110623905554519)  2026-02-04T18:07Z 62.2K followers, 94K engagements


"95% of men are ugly and down bad Instead of complaining If they hit the gym minimum 3x a week took 10g of creatine deleted dating apps & had a healthier diet (1G of protein per body weight) they would be way happier What opinion about Men do you have that makes people feel like this https://t.co/njWaNonQ3M What opinion about Men do you have that makes people feel like this https://t.co/njWaNonQ3M"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019228790900290033)  2026-02-05T01:57Z 62.2K followers, 80.5K engagements


"If a girl says shes dating intentionally it means the guys before you smashed left and now you have to earn her trust. Get out of there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019457697398059125)  2026-02-05T17:06Z 62.2K followers, 126.2K engagements


"@TraderSmooth Maybe for a week. Itd get old"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021011162171834617)  2026-02-09T23:59Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@LeeJenniferlee6 They can do all of that. Not about the money at all either"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021245000701374614)  2026-02-10T15:28Z 62.2K followers, 16.2K engagements


"@_supcaroline Congrats Good luck watching psu football sober"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021324424226521325)  2026-02-10T20:44Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@BrianAtlas Mr atlas Find more results here. Dont do my boy Jeff like that Did Jeff dodge a bullet https://t.co/UnGpIoAlw6 Did Jeff dodge a bullet https://t.co/UnGpIoAlw6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021547874689937457)  2026-02-11T11:32Z 62.3K followers, [----] engagements


"My Friend went on [--] dates with a girl. Great chemistry. Texting every day. He asked where things were heading. She said: "Let's just see where this goes." He said: "I'm looking for something serious. If you're not that's cool but I'd rather know now." She called him "intense" and stopped replying. Part of him thinks he messed up. Was he wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021978753996292581)  2026-02-12T16:04Z 62.2K followers, 162.2K engagements


"The 3.7/10 is trying to speak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022483983934578966)  2026-02-14T01:32Z 62.3K followers, 64.3K engagements


"30 likes in [--] min + This app has a lot less volume Im afraid to match with some people but will share for the people NEW EXPERIMENT 🚨 I have made @martyrdison a profile on FEELD This time its different Shes now [--] lbs heavier Will it change results Stay tuned https://t.co/sjfkGi521Y NEW EXPERIMENT 🚨 I have made @martyrdison a profile on FEELD This time its different Shes now [--] lbs heavier Will it change results Stay tuned https://t.co/sjfkGi521Y"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018830197391270095)  2026-02-03T23:33Z 62.3K followers, 253.3K engagements


"The day has come I am deleting all my Hinge contacts. Goodbye my dear friends. Until we meet again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019796407167713778)  2026-02-06T15:32Z 62.3K followers, 68.9K engagements


"I always wonder if doormen in buildings in NYC have a private group chat just roasting residents. Like: Braxton in 6A just dragged home an absolute unit last night. Had to hold the elevator door twice. You know theyre in there shit talking tenants if so lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020214221443678485)  2026-02-07T19:12Z 62.3K followers, 88.6K engagements


"Super Bowl Sunday is a top [--] fat-coded day of the year A nation of mostly obese people sitting on their couches munching on wings nachos sliders and beer for [--] straight hours Physically unfit soyboys wearing jerseys with other mens names on them screaming and yelling at the magic box on the wall https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020531457056293275 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020531457056293275"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020531457056293275)  2026-02-08T16:13Z 62.3K followers, 184.7K engagements


"@robbiegoodwin Well said lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020660237242675289)  2026-02-09T00:45Z 62.3K followers, 94.9K engagements


"Holy CRINGE How can someone actually sit here and type this out thinking itll be effective"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020863427720126755)  2026-02-09T14:12Z 62.3K followers, 1.3M engagements


"If they were dating in NYC Alix Earle would be older than Tom Brady Alix Earle is only [--] years old. Tom Brady is [--] years old. A 23-year age gap and they appear to be dating. https://t.co/Z8HOnGHwja Alix Earle is only [--] years old. Tom Brady is [--] years old. A 23-year age gap and they appear to be dating. https://t.co/Z8HOnGHwja"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021000763376283885)  2026-02-09T23:18Z 62.3K followers, 64.3K engagements


"One of my best friends is high from the second he wakes up to the second he goes to bed. Spends $10K+ a month on weed bongs edibles the whole operation. Been like this for [--] years. Heres the crazy part: Hes a very smart guy. Great job. Very active in the gym. Ran the NYC Marathon (0n 200mg Nerds Rope edible lol) But hes the worst communicator Ive ever met. Forgets to answer texts. Barely remembers things from a week ago. Zero interest in women & he Never wants to go out. Would much rather chill and play video games when we hang out. In college he was social drank chased girls always around."  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021607497941881334)  2026-02-11T15:29Z 62.3K followers, 237.8K engagements


"Jeff has asked me to post this If he gets fired we all must back him this chick is insane Jeff is NOT the Murray Hill Guy Did Jeff dodge a bullet https://t.co/UnGpIoAlw6 Did Jeff dodge a bullet https://t.co/UnGpIoAlw6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021676440790630822)  2026-02-11T20:03Z 62.3K followers, 806.4K engagements


"My friend whos been a full-time passport bro for the last [--] years is coming back to NYC this weekend and is already texting the group chat about how expensive and low quality the United States is. Passport bros really think theyve ascended to a higher form of man. Like cool you were paying $4 for dinner and dating on tutorial mode"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022065964930433275)  2026-02-12T21:51Z 62.3K followers, 56.9K engagements


"@NagahEzaldein You cant speak right now. Silence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022367687716766001)  2026-02-13T17:50Z 62.3K followers, 27.8K engagements


"Drop cities where should I visit. This will fund me Will go to top liked one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022526220504842515)  2026-02-14T04:20Z 62.3K followers, 29.3K engagements


"A little real life for the timeline: One of my best friends in NYC blocked me on everything this past week. Weve never argued about politics. Hes very liberal which is fine with me. Ive always kept my views to myself around him out of respect. Its never once been a major issue besides normal convos. But after I went viral recently and made it clear I dont support certain NYC politicians I found out from another friend that hes really upset with me.Not a word to me directly. I checked and saw he had quietly blocked me on everything. Even Venmo. Im not kidding. I know some of it is coming from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1940554804528607552)  2025-07-02T23:34Z 62.3K followers, 388.7K engagements


"EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame dudes are or maybe find her a husband Stay tuned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018338646076596418)  2026-02-02T15:00Z 62.3K followers, 1.3M engagements


"Enjoy some content here This is INSANE Never ending have 1000+ to go through It doesnt stop. No matter what time of day. Likes and messages come in every few minutes. Dating apps for men may be a humiliation ritual at this point. I may never use one again https://t.co/LbbNafWpVs It doesnt stop. No matter what time of day. Likes and messages come in every few minutes. Dating apps for men may be a humiliation ritual at this point. I may never use one again https://t.co/LbbNafWpVs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018431178764628360)  2026-02-02T21:07Z 62.3K followers, 1.8M engagements


"Heres what I think could make dating apps better: [--] swipes a day. If you cant decide from [--] people you dont really wat anything you want options. [--] inbound likes max. Once you hit it youre off the feed for future people until you clear [--] months on [--] months off (said this before) If youve been on Hinge for years thats a lifestyle issue and youre the problem. Max [--] messages. Get off the app stop pen paling. No how was your day/weekend. Blocked. Be interesting or be gone. Auto ban. Photos from the last [--] months only. No pre-COVID pre-weight-gain pre-hairline fraud. Anti-validation mode. No"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018503831739347359)  2026-02-03T01:56Z 62.3K followers, 278.5K engagements


"This account was created [--] hours ago We may be cooked This is very overwhelming https://t.co/hfP9hNsx3U We may be cooked This is very overwhelming https://t.co/hfP9hNsx3U"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018696347583455356)  2026-02-03T14:41Z 62.3K followers, 1.6M engagements


"EXPERIMENT continues🚨 Im pretending to be @martyrdison on BUMBLE now I made this account [--] minutes ago and it has [---] likes How down bad are men in [----] Results/real chats to come"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018724002156412943)  2026-02-03T16:31Z 62.3K followers, 402.3K engagements


"NEW EXPERIMENT 🚨 I have made @martyrdison a profile on FEELD This time its different Shes now [--] lbs heavier Will it change results Stay tuned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018827374641766770)  2026-02-03T23:22Z 62.3K followers, 477.7K engagements


"Phone faced down on a date she went to the bathroom. Green flag Am I in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020297550881001812)  2026-02-08T00:44Z 62.3K followers, 4.6M engagements


"Will be in Charleston this weekend Never been what should I do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021028393983279238)  2026-02-10T01:08Z 62.3K followers, 32.2K engagements


"I have never met a person who watches Mr. Beast How is he so popular Fun fact after our Salesforce SuperBowl commercial aired yesterday so many millions of people signed up simultaneously to attempt the $1000000 puzzle that email providers literally stopped sending out verification emails because the traffic was so high. Fixed now but dang 😭 Fun fact after our Salesforce SuperBowl commercial aired yesterday so many millions of people signed up simultaneously to attempt the $1000000 puzzle that email providers literally stopped sending out verification emails because the traffic was so high."  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021299843746906524)  2026-02-10T19:06Z 62.3K followers, 48.4K engagements


"Friend had an interview scheduled with a well known company last week. They cancelled [--] minutes before and said rescheduled for today at [--] on Zoom. He logs in at 2:58 in a suit sitting there like its the opening bell. No one shows up and at 3:17 he gets the email: Apologies something came up. Can we reschedule for next week At this point is there even a point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021321571877433405)  2026-02-10T20:33Z 62.3K followers, 259.9K engagements


"Did Jeff dodge a bullet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021377113199411542)  2026-02-11T00:13Z 62.3K followers, 1.5M engagements


"Dating apps in NYC have trained us to treat humans like inventory. Thats why nobody can truly commit to one person Its an illusion of options. The never ending search for greener grass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021398589596127323)  2026-02-11T01:39Z 62.3K followers, 24.1K engagements


"One of my friends has never had a relationship in his life dude has a body count north of [---] and has never taken dating seriously. Meets a girl three weeks ago out at the bars and they actually got stuck together during the snow storm. He says shes different and never felt this way. Theyve already said I love you and are taking a trip together this weekend as a COUPLE. He swears its real. I told him this sounds isnt real and sounds insane. But happy for him. Is this a love story thats going to crash or actually is real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021648400819659262)  2026-02-11T18:11Z 62.3K followers, 65.7K engagements


"@MrBeast Who watches Mr beast Maybe I need to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022034995997814821)  2026-02-12T19:48Z 62.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@DrChadPhDBS Thank you Dr. Chad Thundercuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022067057739899363)  2026-02-12T21:55Z 62.3K followers, [----] engagements


"We call this the MHG Effect Dating app usership declining shift toward in-person connections https://t.co/fa3MQiT1zE https://t.co/StlUwQiXVR Dating app usership declining shift toward in-person connections https://t.co/fa3MQiT1zE https://t.co/StlUwQiXVR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022337474740277489)  2026-02-13T15:50Z 62.3K followers, 19.6K engagements


"Sexual tension is always highest in places its not supposed to be: Airports Quiet coffee shop Gyms Your work wife at [--] am CVS pharmacy on 34th street Whole Foods dairy section Office elevator Apartment laundry room Trader Joes checkout line Dog park bench With the bartender"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022343899348697518)  2026-02-13T16:15Z 62.3K followers, 348.3K engagements


"The talking stage doesnt mean you are dating. You dont have to be faithful without being official. Would a job pay you when you are in the interview process Until official trust me shes talking to other guys. The ex the hinge guy the co-worker etc Do the same No one-eye-tis https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022373282524315950 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022373282524315950"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022373282524315950)  2026-02-13T18:12Z 62.3K followers, 25.8K engagements


"One dude at my Super Bowl party last night was so high and was barely even awake during the whole game. Or chime in and start cracking up about a bag of chips. People who smoke weed daily are the most lazy/dumb people on earth. They have zero ambition and low IQ. Content in their average normie job and come home and just sit on the couch eat snacks and waste their lives. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020835505756090620 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020835505756090620"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020835505756090620)  2026-02-09T12:21Z 62.3K followers, 98.8K engagements


"Former day in a life of MHG 👸🏻 POV: youre fumbling queens on [--] different apps https://t.co/tnGjInpgTF POV: youre fumbling queens on [--] different apps https://t.co/tnGjInpgTF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021261701941735617)  2026-02-10T16:35Z 62.3K followers, 45.2K engagements


"Jeff is in Uh oh what should Jeff do https://t.co/fssnoWaByo Uh oh what should Jeff do https://t.co/fssnoWaByo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022365639802048986)  2026-02-13T17:41Z 62.3K followers, 1M engagements


"JEFF HAD A NIGHT Jeff is in https://t.co/1MgNY1GdtP Jeff is in https://t.co/1MgNY1GdtP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2022682408747962460)  2026-02-14T14:40Z 62.3K followers, 44.7K engagements


"This cant be real Wtf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1948369916433756232)  2025-07-24T13:09Z 62.3K followers, 11.1M engagements


"I have yet to see a single hot girl wearing a hot girls for Zohran shirt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/1982441921898279100)  2025-10-26T13:39Z 62.3K followers, 4.5M engagements


"Friend at a rave this weekend took a picture of this guyamazing Should I do merch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2010752021796655202)  2026-01-12T16:33Z 62.3K followers, 59.6K engagements


"Never date or marry: [--]. Nurses [--]. Single mothers [--]. Teachers [--]. Party girls [--]. Girls with tattoos [--]. Liberals [--]. Horse girls [--]. Lawyers [--]. Feminists [--]. Girls from Dubai"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2011631655849771514)  2026-01-15T02:48Z 62.3K followers, 5.3M engagements


"I'll never understand people who don't go to gym. It's literally 1-2 hours of your fav music alone time and getting hot. What are you doing instead of this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2011785288247373948)  2026-01-15T12:59Z 62.3K followers, 1.6M engagements


"Everyone has to understand dating apps are designed to keep you single. Thats how they make money lol. You're much better going up to someone in real life youre interested in. Talk to the girl at the bar smile at the girl on the subway say hi to the girl at the park"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2013277821326573826)  2026-01-19T15:50Z 62.3K followers, 82.3K engagements


"Dating in NYC is weird. The last date I went on she was a senior software engineer at Google and Im still paying $135 for two drinks and an appetizer being an unemployed Thad. Even tho I still cracked we need to talk about equality for real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2013713510023176477)  2026-01-20T20:41Z 62.3K followers, 2.2M engagements


"Went to Sweetgreen for lunch today and saw at least 20+ beautiful mids picking up their baddie bowls Basically a Friday night out in the West Village I will be back several times a week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016197152918077697)  2026-01-27T17:10Z 62.3K followers, 35.3K engagements


"This is a sad yet so true tweet. She will download hinge because shes bored. Rack up close to [----] likes in a few days. Talk to the few chads who like her. Maybe hook up with 1-2 and delete the app. Cycle repeats in 2-3 months. Common female mid dating app experience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016350558173516055)  2026-01-28T03:20Z 62.3K followers, 73.4K engagements


"It doesnt stop. No matter what time of day. Likes and messages come in every few minutes. Dating apps for men may be a humiliation ritual at this point. I may never use one again This is actually more insane than I ever imagined She is averaging a like every 1-2 minutes I liked [--] back just for shits and ALL [--] messaged some dumb shit within the first [--] minutes of matching The average man is COOKED. https://t.co/VUNDzrVeK5 This is actually more insane than I ever imagined She is averaging a like every 1-2 minutes I liked [--] back just for shits and ALL [--] messaged some dumb shit within the first 5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018409046152245548)  2026-02-02T19:39Z 62.3K followers, 1M engagements


"Gents heres the inside look of a beautiful mids hinge Account was made today. Its NEVER ending. As you see majority of guys just like photos While I think sending a message could stand out the chance youre even seen is minimal. So honestly just delete the app It doesnt stop. No matter what time of day. Likes and messages come in every few minutes. Dating apps for men may be a humiliation ritual at this point. I may never use one again https://t.co/LbbNafWpVs It doesnt stop. No matter what time of day. Likes and messages come in every few minutes. Dating apps for men may be a humiliation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018455208939135402)  2026-02-02T22:43Z 62.3K followers, 627K engagements


"Day [--] of the hinge experiment: Today Im ONLY matching with men who have liberal or pronouns in their bio Ive also made Mads a she/they/them/xe Stay tuned for results EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame dudes are or maybe find her a husband Stay tuned https://t.co/TmJhD1VbOT EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018693613920686231)  2026-02-03T14:30Z 62.3K followers, 392K engagements


"You can either ignore the facts of dating apps and swipe yourself into lonely oblivion and crippling self doubt. Or you can realize that you are surrounded by beautiful mids all around the city and you are one vulnerable hello away from jumping the entirety of the online circus Having a meet cute with that girl in the bar coffee shop gym or subway and enjoy the rest of your life. DELETE THE APPS #shortHinge https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018767810047177142 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018767810047177142"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018767810047177142)  2026-02-03T19:25Z 62.3K followers, 193.1K engagements


"Places Ive met women that arent dating apps: bars coffee shops gyms run clubs elevators Facebook Marketplace Twitter dog parks airports bodegas Whole Foods apartment laundry rooms weddings Make America hot again parties work happy hours mutual friends apartments rooftops concerts farmers markets waiting in line for literally anything You can meet someone anywhere https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019149538586402966 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019149538586402966"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019149538586402966)  2026-02-04T20:42Z 62.3K followers, 2.1M engagements


"The podcast is out find out how Madisons face is now BANNED from every dating app and bar in NYC https://t.co/LSKz4hpJoC https://t.co/LSKz4hpJoC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019818008865304768)  2026-02-06T16:58Z 62.3K followers, 90.8K engagements


"@vandyfan_curt He does. Has a whole collection Plus he smokes more than anyone Ive ever seen combined. [---] mg gummies barely effect him lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2021608889070866882)  2026-02-11T15:34Z 62.3K followers, [----] engagements


"TODAYS EXPERIMENT 🚨 I made @martyrdison an account on Jswipe- the Jewish Dating app But she is not Jewish Will men still swipe for her even against their own views/religion This app is for serious daters only Lets find out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019066846708670770)  2026-02-04T15:13Z 62.3K followers, 269.8K engagements


"1776 likes in ONE day. Im overwhelmed Make this a reminder if you have a date with a girl she is CHOOSING you. Be confident TODAYS EXPERIMENT 🚨 I made @martyrdison an account on Jswipe- the Jewish Dating app But she is not Jewish Will men still swipe for her even against their own views/religion This app is for serious daters only Lets find out https://t.co/fMrBBlJgbY TODAYS EXPERIMENT 🚨 I made @martyrdison an account on Jswipe- the Jewish Dating app But she is not Jewish Will men still swipe for her even against their own views/religion This app is for serious daters only Lets find out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019420468097495545)  2026-02-05T14:38Z 62.3K followers, 107.9K engagements


"Link here https://open.spotify.com/episode/6JnBtF2WNtLnZSFC349VeS https://open.spotify.com/episode/6JnBtF2WNtLnZSFC349VeS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019818063986848141)  2026-02-06T16:58Z 62.3K followers, 14.7K engagements


"A dating app that allows women to friend-zone guys before they even meet in personand I bet a lot of guys will still take these girls out to dinner 😂😂😂 What has this world come to #DeleteHinge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2000320255818887264)  2025-12-14T21:41Z 62.3K followers, 382.8K engagements


"This new Apple update where someone sends you an old photo you save it go to Photos expecting it to be the most recent and its buried back in AUGUST or some shit. Who thought this was smart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2001801258047287471)  2025-12-18T23:46Z 62.3K followers, 3.1M engagements


"http://x.com/i/article/2016149370119286784 http://x.com/i/article/2016149370119286784"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2016151560468750825)  2026-01-27T14:09Z 62.3K followers, 26.3K engagements


"We may be cooked This is very overwhelming EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame dudes are or maybe find her a husband Stay tuned https://t.co/TmJhD1VbOT EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame dudes are or maybe find her a husband Stay tuned https://t.co/TmJhD1VbOT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018349294927917157)  2026-02-02T15:42Z 62.3K followers, 3.6M engagements


"Im going to send 100+ matches to the Spaniard. I bet you they all show up. We are doing hinge in real life Thursday night. Sausage fest (normal night) incoming EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame dudes are or maybe find her a husband Stay tuned https://t.co/TmJhD1VbOT EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame dudes are"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018388255121473635)  2026-02-02T18:17Z 62.3K followers, 546.8K engagements


"I have a new mission. Im going to get everyone off the apps #OnebyOne Madison keeps matching with liberals I thought women were the issue but men are far far worse What kind of opening message is this https://t.co/9SA6VSp5NJ Madison keeps matching with liberals I thought women were the issue but men are far far worse What kind of opening message is this https://t.co/9SA6VSp5NJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018491877494796344)  2026-02-03T01:09Z 62.3K followers, 373.9K engagements


"Rise and shine holy shit this is INSANE. Everyone swipes before work Poor guy probably crushed a morning workout feeling good Hits the big H before a busy work day Uses his weekly rose only to never be seen I (@martyrdison) woke up to over [---] likes just alone from the hours of [--] pm to [--] am It keeps getting worse and worse https://t.co/I5C8wr15Ju Poor guy probably crushed a morning workout feeling good Hits the big H before a busy work day Uses his weekly rose only to never be seen I (@martyrdison) woke up to over [---] likes just alone from the hours of [--] pm to [--] am It keeps getting worse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018672482199183694)  2026-02-03T13:06Z 62.3K followers, 291K engagements


"Everyone tag @spencerrascoff Id like to make a deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018788270419980664)  2026-02-03T20:46Z 62.3K followers, 48.2K engagements


"Holy SHIT DUDES HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE DOWN BAD [--] likes in [--] min + This app has a lot less volume Im afraid to match with some people but will share for the people https://t.co/RR4b6fYN8G [--] likes in [--] min + This app has a lot less volume Im afraid to match with some people but will share for the people https://t.co/RR4b6fYN8G"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018843780590510279)  2026-02-04T00:27Z 62.3K followers, 332.4K engagements


".@KFCBarstool was one of the men who liked Mads never to be seen. Hes so upset he made a [--] minute rant about me 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018861233248845958)  2026-02-04T01:36Z 62.3K followers, 451.7K engagements


"Where to meet high-quality women in NYC: Saturday bagel line (Japs) Madison Square Park after work Whole Foods on a Sunday afternoon Solidcore Delta Charlie bar (hottest new bar) Caff Panna ice cream line CVS prescription line as shes waiting for birth control (7pm on Tuesdays) West Side Highway if the sun is out Twitter (sad but true) Make America Hot Again parties LGA Terminal C Rent a dog and just walk around the city The Spainard Dog parks Sweetgreen from 12-1:30 (pretend to wait for an order) Madison Square Garden (only if shes on a date)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2018872833875521687)  2026-02-04T02:22Z 62.3K followers, 157.2K engagements


"Fat Madison may have not lasted long but will forever be in our hearts Over [---] likes in her [--] short hours Dudes like fat chicks too This is supposed to be a sex app and even so the dudes have NO game and are down bad over a fat chick Liberal Simp Sugar daddy Mamdani supporter Brooklynite Pronouns in bio https://t.co/d3cC8qGGWv This is supposed to be a sex app and even so the dudes have NO game and are down bad over a fat chick Liberal Simp Sugar daddy Mamdani supporter Brooklynite Pronouns in bio https://t.co/d3cC8qGGWv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019019195355144672)  2026-02-04T12:04Z 62.3K followers, 264.8K engagements


"Am I officially taking down hinge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019210465457631562)  2026-02-05T00:44Z 62.3K followers, 75.7K engagements


"Women will make it PAINFULLY known when they want to be with you They come off as simps (even worse than men) Its embarrassing behavior many would admit to it If a woman isnt obsessed with you unfortunately it probably means shes not interested in you Move on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019224059628663252)  2026-02-05T01:38Z 62.3K followers, 123.1K engagements


"Three days ago I ran a dating experiment. I made a Hinge profile as a woman named Madison and watched what happened. If you dont know her its Madison Campbell my good friend (@martyrdison). Just a http://x.com/i/article/2019532202896191488 http://x.com/i/article/2019532202896191488"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019532884084728299)  2026-02-05T22:05Z 62.3K followers, 7.7M engagements


"Friend got this HR text message after a 3rd date last night (kissed but did not smash). What the heck is the point of thisits just code for not being attractive enough right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019541664357052820)  2026-02-05T22:40Z 62.3K followers, 1.4M engagements


"Got a drink and dinner at the bar tonight with a friend and overheard two obvious first dates come in Both dudes did the classic nice to meet you at the door One guy went in for a hug solid. But then he sat a table sitting across. Rookie move always sit next to. The other went for a handshake. Immediately cooked. Also did the table lol. Hung around for a few minutes and both convos were just the girls complaining about work. Zero flirting. Straight interview vibes. This is your average dating app first date. Boring as hell Dont be boring the worst thing you can do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019573877597225123)  2026-02-06T00:48Z 62.3K followers, 231.2K engagements


"Jeff isnt giving up folks thinks its a mistake 😂🤡 Should he actually take her or is he a mega simp Friend got this HR text message after a 3rd date last night (kissed but did not smash). What the heck is the point of thisits just code for not being attractive enough right https://t.co/nKgVwrqiFx Friend got this HR text message after a 3rd date last night (kissed but did not smash). What the heck is the point of thisits just code for not being attractive enough right https://t.co/nKgVwrqiFx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019581576833573078)  2026-02-06T01:19Z 62.3K followers, 484.5K engagements


"Woke up to this did I take this too far"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019773260712317269)  2026-02-06T14:00Z 62.3K followers, 415.8K engagements


".@NYCMayor clean up the city you fuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2019906607035916756)  2026-02-06T22:50Z 62.3K followers, 290.3K engagements


"Thanks to you guys Jeff listened Jeff is now a man Jeff update can he be anymore down bad He truly thinks shes still interested lol https://t.co/GOoNWhPcRt Jeff update can he be anymore down bad He truly thinks shes still interested lol https://t.co/GOoNWhPcRt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MurrayHillGuy1/status/2020160255146021059)  2026-02-07T15:38Z 62.3K followers, 268.8K engagements

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Avatar @MurrayHillGuy1 Murray Hill Guy

The Murray Hill Guy has been involved in a recent controversy, with many people discussing and reacting to his presence on social media and dating apps. The hashtag and movement "#TakeDownMurrayHillGuy" or similar sentiments have been trending, with some users calling for accountability and others defending him. The situation has sparked a heated debate about dating, politics, and social norms in NYC.

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Social Influence

Social category influence technology brands 4.04% social networks 4.04% countries 2.69% finance 2.24% travel destinations 1.79% musicians 1.79% stocks #527 celebrities 1.35% products 0.45% automotive brands 0.45%

Social topic influence night #814, met #192, the most 2.69%, the first 2.69%, if you 2.69%, up to #2673, app #1115, in the 2.24%, bar #154, future 1.79%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @martyrdison @post_thirty @grok @itsfreddypage @thediegotrombon @jerseyshoreguy5 @j_b_based @captainesmith @signulll @tradersmooth @leejenniferlee6 @nicolasdoff @obitoddforever @chelselaina @eddyluxe_ @raqisright @elessar589 @converseprolife @nods_fanatic @sean22309887

Top assets mentioned CVS Health Corp (CVS) Spotify Technology (SPOT)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"New York City is in a league of its own when it comes to social opportunitycareer moves dating networking all of it. Nowhere else in the country packs this many ambitious attractive and interesting people into one place. 95% the people in other East Coast cities would relocate here tomorrow if the right offer came along. Thats why the top tier in a place like Boston would be mid-roster talent in NYC. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021009075538924026 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021009075538924026"
X Link 2026-02-09T23:51Z 62.3K followers, 59.6K engagements

"Honest question for the people who quit smoking weed: Did you just wake up one day and stop being a lazy degenerate overnight Or did it take months of slowly getting your life back together"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:49Z 62.3K followers, 156.2K engagements

"Every time I walk outside majority of people are glued to their phones and/or with AirPods in. You could be walking right past your future husband or wife and never even notice. Take the headphones out. Look up. Say hi to the person who held eye contact a second longer than usual. Next time you go out in public look around and say hi to one person. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019488989460263416 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019488989460263416"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:11Z 62.3K followers, 70.4K engagements

"WHOLE FOODS IS THE NEW HINGE"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:05Z 62.3K followers, 642.1K engagements

"POV: youre fumbling queens on [--] different apps"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:03Z 62.3K followers, 4.4M engagements

"Real article One of my best friends is making $500K works fully remote being a passport bro living in Argentina/Columbia/Rio and uses chat GPT for his whole job. Hes a high up VP and works 1-2 hours a week on his job while pursuing his other true passions (women). https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:20Z 62.3K followers, 188.1K engagements

"Have a date tonight with a girl finishing up law school. Look her up before: Last name is the same as a huge law firm Dad is a Founding Partner Am I cooked"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:28Z 62.3K followers, 369.1K engagements

"Music red flags in girls: Swiftie (catastrophic) Eclectic = Noah Kahan only Country girl but just Zach Bryan TikToks Rap = Jack Harlow vibes Still worships The [----] Spotify Wrapped = sad-girl cardio playlist Thinks she can sing (voice is criminal) Uses exs playlist like its scripture Says I love EDM but only means Fred Again and has stories behind DJ sets in Ibiza Aux FEMA-level emergency Shower singing is cute tho"
X Link 2025-12-03T18:51Z 62.1K followers, 121.9K engagements

"The beautiful mid will love you more than any hot chick would Drake Maye having the season of his life while coming home to his loving beautiful mids baked goods"
X Link 2025-12-23T03:30Z 62.2K followers, 621.5K engagements

"My friend in sales told me that he writes happy holiday emails to potential clients he hopes to work with. So I did the same thing with girls I went on a date with this year who I never went on a 2nd with:"
X Link 2025-12-26T14:21Z 61.6K followers, 6M engagements

"The biggest brainwashing in human history is convincing people that living through cold dark winters is normal and that theyre okay. Pale as a ghost. Face puffy eyes dead. Belly hanging over your waistband. Skin dry lips cracked. Angry faces. Need caffeine just to feel human. Wearing [--] jackets just to walk outside. Yet people say its totally fine. How is this the norm https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2013639952504934435 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2013639952504934435"
X Link 2026-01-20T15:49Z 61.6K followers, 661.7K engagements

"Supposed to have a 2nd date with a girl But saw on instagram she went from blonde (looked great) to brunette (mid now) Do I still go"
X Link 2026-01-22T15:11Z 61.8K followers, 3.9M engagements

"Tonight is a huge night. Go to your local grocery store. Stay for hours. Whole Foods = most elite Trader Joes = beautiful but liberal mids Itll be more packed than the bars way easier to spot whos solo and nobodys spilling drinks on you. Head straight to the healthy aisles stare at labels like youre confused ask a quick opinion. Everyones panic-stocking for the snowy weekend. Good luck out there https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2014370908547281188 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2014370908547281188"
X Link 2026-01-22T16:13Z 62K followers, 1.4M engagements

"There is nothing better in life than making an attractive girl giggle"
X Link 2026-01-23T00:49Z 61.8K followers, 182.3K engagements

".@martyrdison has got me laid more than any wingman I have Get yourself a lady wingman folks"
X Link 2026-01-23T20:49Z 61.6K followers, 47.6K engagements

"5/10 has [----] likes on hinge and liked [--] people back and complains she cant find anyone Who is the problem"
X Link 2026-01-25T21:21Z 62K followers, 33.4K engagements

"Walking away from a relationship you wanted to work will haunt you. Because you didnt just lose the person you buried a future you rehearsed every night in your head. You stayed when your gut told you to leave. You explained yourself a thousand times. You swallowed disrespect and called it love. You dont leave because you stop loving them You leave because love turns into anxiety sleepless nights and slowly forgetting who you were before their moods controlled your peace. Leaving feels like failure because staying felt familiar. But familiar was killing you. So you choose pain now instead of"
X Link 2026-01-26T22:25Z 62.2K followers, 99.3K engagements

"High school is really a bizarre experience in retrospect. You'd start your morning at [--] a.m. with a honey bun and a soda or something Learn about the Pythagorean theorem read Robert Frost Stare at your crush and then go run a mile all within the span of three hours"
X Link 2026-01-27T03:50Z 61.6K followers, 934.2K engagements

"We all need to be John Summit maxing. Dude plays an all-night set then runs a half marathon. People dont just come for the music they come for his energy. Hes the guy you always want to be around. Always bringing it. Never drags down the vibes. Dude just enjoys life"
X Link 2026-01-27T18:22Z 61.6K followers, 27.4K engagements

"SF 5/10 bragging about rejecting men Who wants to tell her"
X Link 2026-01-27T22:38Z 61.8K followers, 105.1K engagements

"All [--] of my hinge photos were taken by women (3/6 from an ex) Lesson in that"
X Link 2026-01-27T23:47Z 61.6K followers, 68K engagements

"Ball up top"
X Link 2026-01-27T23:55Z 61.6K followers, 1.3M engagements

"As a man having muscles and being lean is 90% of being attractive"
X Link 2026-01-28T17:02Z 61.6K followers, 162.8K engagements

"women: no one wants to date me I cant find anyone also women: [---] unread dms [----] dating app matches [--] exes trying to come back [--] men stuck in the friendzone trying to escape"
X Link 2026-01-28T17:54Z 61.7K followers, 173.8K engagements

"Spoke to a few recruiters recently and they all said the same thing: Turning on Open to Work on LinkedIn actually works against you. It reads the same way as someone on a dating app saying Im down whenever. Literally free every night. You might think youre being proactive but no it actually comes off as desperate. Same exact psychology as dating. The people who look the most available rarely get picked https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016600910114275372 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016600910114275372"
X Link 2026-01-28T19:54Z 61.6K followers, 50.5K engagements

"Date with girl from Twitter: youre blacking out laughing your ass off having wild sex until [--] am. Great time. Date with girl from Hinge: she complains about her job the whole date judges you for anything wont have sex until date [--] and its awful. Never talk again"
X Link 2026-01-28T23:23Z 61.6K followers, 22.1K engagements

"Corporate tip for the normies 9-5ers Don't trust your boss OR coworkers. Never ever. Trust me"
X Link 2026-01-29T02:26Z 62K followers, 164.8K engagements

"You are fat because your diet is worse than a child on Halloween night Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u Hit me with the harshest reality truth. https://t.co/fgIWAtqP4u"
X Link 2026-01-29T14:30Z 61.6K followers, 70.9K engagements

"My friend said hes going into monk mode for first half of [----] meaning no women He has [--] girlfriends and its not even the end of January Lesson in that"
X Link 2026-01-29T20:28Z 61.6K followers, 33.6K engagements

"Women complain we dont approach in person What a loser thing to post of a guy shooting his shot You will be alone forever"
X Link 2026-01-29T22:11Z 61.8K followers, 144.6K engagements

"No bigger compliment than being asked for a spot at the gym"
X Link 2026-01-29T22:56Z 61.8K followers, 67.1K engagements

"I blame men for this cant even hate the girl What a simp theyll breakup in less than [--] months Not my bf getting mad when I use my own credit card and not his 😂 I have him trained so well 🥰 https://t.co/fxVDVvTDFU Not my bf getting mad when I use my own credit card and not his 😂 I have him trained so well 🥰 https://t.co/fxVDVvTDFU"
X Link 2026-01-29T23:40Z 61.6K followers, 68.8K engagements

"If shes going on a date with you tonight in this weather shes already into you"
X Link 2026-01-30T00:23Z 61.8K followers, 22.1K engagements

"Social media has 35+ year old women saying theyre single because they havent met the right guy. Youre gonna meet him soon hunnyjust keep putting yourself out there :)"
X Link 2026-01-30T00:57Z 61.8K followers, 43.2K engagements

"The last [--] girls Ive ended things with recently are due to smoking weed. I find it extremely unattractive and shows their lifestyle (even if an active high) Is this a valid dealbreaker"
X Link 2026-01-30T14:12Z 61.6K followers, 124K engagements

"You waited [--] dates. Another guy waited [--] minutes after meeting her at the bar tonight. Dont be a clown. 🤡"
X Link 2026-01-30T16:07Z 61.6K followers, 63.6K engagements

"Had an interview today. First thing the guy asks me: How are you so fit I have no time to work out. I said I make the time. Instantly knew I didnt want the job. That guy wouldve been my manager. Sad"
X Link 2026-01-30T17:57Z 61.6K followers, 90K engagements

"Going out this weekend is not for the weak Couples are inside cuddling but the true singles are outside hunting. Low key one of the best weekends to go out Only the finest soldiers and the cold-blooded whores are out in this weather. If shes outside tonight she didnt beat the wind chill for conversation shes there for a reasonskip the small talk. See you at Delta Charlie and The Spaniard"
X Link 2026-01-30T20:52Z 62.2K followers, 26.7K engagements

"Girl I went on a date on like [--] months ago who I follow on IG just posted a happy [--] months story with her boyfriend Should I tell him"
X Link 2026-01-30T22:36Z 61.6K followers, 108.6K engagements

"Think Ive met my wife"
X Link 2026-01-30T23:47Z 61.6K followers, 30.4K engagements

"Valid or cooked"
X Link 2026-01-31T00:21Z 61.6K followers, 27.3K engagements

"So I changed my height to [--] on hinge yesterday. I have over [--] inbound likes who are pretty attractive (would 47/56) Im going to change my height back to [--] and then like them back in [--] weeks. Do you think any of them will go out with me"
X Link 2026-01-31T01:09Z 61.6K followers, 94.6K engagements

"Payouts have been going way up. Thank you fans haters and Elon Musk"
X Link 2026-01-31T02:30Z 62K followers, 102.3K engagements

"Its actually insane what a beautiful mid can do to a man. My friend met a girl [--] months ago and we havent seen him since. This was a minimum [--] nights a week guy. Always out & social. Now he barely texts back. Full blown gf guy. Dont be like him. Life needs balance"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:42Z 62K followers, 66.2K engagements

"My friend went on a date last night. Dates going well. She invited him back to her place (first mistake) as she has to walk her dog a cute black pug. They walk the dog & start making out. Dog goes absolutely feral. Barking jumping full third wheel cockblock lol My friend asks if they should move the dog (in her shoebox studio) She says why would we ever do that and cuddles the dog and plays with the dog 😂 After an hour my friend leaves. Decides its not worth it. Wakes up to the HR text this morning: not feeling a connection. How do you get past dog-pilled girls or are you just cooked"
X Link 2026-01-31T15:37Z 61.6K followers, 29.2K engagements

"Ive tried dating non-autistic girls. They all suck They have social skills make eye contact for way too long laugh at none of my dumb jokes and are boring in bed. 0/10. Choose the beautiful mid autistic girl who will laugh at everything and love you for who you are"
X Link 2026-02-01T17:03Z 62K followers, 60.9K engagements

"Chick in Brooklyn at bar [--] am asks are you a republican Yes and she walks away Only in Brooklyn will you be asked at a bar your political affiliation within the first [--] seconds"
X Link 2026-02-01T18:10Z 61.6K followers, 80.3K engagements

"My friend did all of Dry January. Last night he sat there watching the clock like it was New Years Eve. Midnight hits its Feb 1st. He immediately takes [--] tequila shots and chugs a Guinness. Bro blacks out by like [--] am fun night tho. What exactly is the point here lol"
X Link 2026-02-01T21:46Z 61.6K followers, 384.4K engagements

"My friends been seeing a girl for month and half now Both like each other He kept seeing some guy text her so he asked who it is and its a guy thats been on and off in her life for a year He told her that she has to stop talking to him if she wants a future Valid"
X Link 2026-02-02T00:59Z 62K followers, 437.2K engagements

"The ideal number of drinks on a first date is either [--] or [--]. [--] Youll never see them again. [--] Perfect. Youre present flirty and still mysterious. She may have a little buzz but nothing sloppy. [--] Danger zone. One drink away from drunk or cutting it plus the bills climbing. [--] Lets be real this is just a gateway to [--]. Probably a shot. [--] Youre probably hooking up and wont know if you actually like them tomorrow but great time hangover wont be too bad. 6+ Sloppy. Regrettable. Could be a great night or a decision youll regret (most likely) https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018141993181053379"
X Link 2026-02-02T01:58Z 62K followers, 97.5K engagements

"I never understood guys who only work out just to get girls. Thats a WEAK standard. Friend of mine lost a ton of weight to be more attractive. Literally would say thats the only reason he goes. Got a girlfriend early [----] basically gained all his weight back during his relationship. She broke up with him in November and hes back on his weight loss journey lol. Going to be a never ending cycle. When your motivation is external discipline doesnt exist. Breakup = back to square one. If your why is a girl what happens when she leaves (She will if you get fat)"
X Link 2026-02-02T14:12Z 62K followers, 48.5K engagements

"If you send roses you pop up at the front Otherwise gotta swipe through them all to be seen. Tough We may be cooked This is very overwhelming https://t.co/hfP9hNsx3U We may be cooked This is very overwhelming https://t.co/hfP9hNsx3U"
X Link 2026-02-02T16:28Z 62K followers, 150.4K engagements

"Hes insanely cooked @MurrayHillGuy1 Bro reply to Coby lets see what hes got @MurrayHillGuy1 Bro reply to Coby lets see what hes got"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:31Z 62.2K followers, 1M engagements

"This guy is too nice 😂😂 @martyrdison wife him up Hes insanely cooked https://t.co/onHVdqtm5M Hes insanely cooked https://t.co/onHVdqtm5M"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:38Z 62K followers, 134.1K engagements

"@L4MELOB4LL Yeah Im out. Its embarassing"
X Link 2026-02-02T21:10Z 61.6K followers, 29.5K engagements

"@signulll Theres a few chads but it takes forever to get to them It doesnt stop man. 50+ likes per hour and its all gross people Im overwhelmed"
X Link 2026-02-02T21:20Z 61.6K followers, 42.5K engagements

"@signulll Get off the apps"
X Link 2026-02-02T21:21Z 61.6K followers, 43K engagements

"Gents weve gotta realize its a real honor every time we match with a beautiful mid because the fact that she chose us says something. & If you get a date shes choosing you over THOUSANDS of other options. Ill never take that for granted again. Lesson in that"
X Link 2026-02-02T21:26Z 62.1K followers, 83.1K engagements

"Ok [--] PM is SWIPING HOUR for men I just got [--] notifications in the past [--] minutes Guess dudes get off from work and hit the Big H on their way home lol Pointless to swipe at this hour youll never be seen Gents heres the inside look of a beautiful mids hinge Account was made today. Its NEVER ending. As you see majority of guys just like photos While I think sending a message could stand out the chance youre even seen is minimal. So honestly just delete the app https://t.co/DFgA2roPC5 Gents heres the inside look of a beautiful mids hinge Account was made today. Its NEVER ending. As you see"
X Link 2026-02-02T23:23Z 62.2K followers, 87.4K engagements

"The Hinge Experiment of [----] has taught me one valuable lessontiming is everything in meeting The One Madisons Husband may have liked her on Hinge but right now hes Hinge Liker Dude #737 and she only has mental capacity to evaluate the first 25-30 guys. So hes OUT. Yet if he had just liked her [--] minutes later today when shes bored and on the app hed be at the top of the list and have matched. Instead hes an afterthought. Lost in the abyss of the world as Liker #737 because of poor (unbeknown to him) timing and never will be seen. It really is a numbers game folks. This goes for many things"
X Link 2026-02-02T23:47Z 62.1K followers, 155.2K engagements

"I am coming up with new standards for men in the Hinge Match to Like Ratio Previously I thought a 3/10 (.300) Match to Like Ratio (3 matches per every [--] likes) was Hall of Fame Dating Stats aka Chad Thundercock. Now Im realizing thats Wilt Chamberlain level success. Hall of fame for Men in this New Era may be considered a Match to Like Ratio of [--] out of every [--] likes (.040 Average) For low tier men They may need to honestly like [-----] women just to get a single match with a girl above a 5/10 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018486481766187251"
X Link 2026-02-03T00:47Z 62.2K followers, 68.9K engagements

"@dyingscribe I hope so"
X Link 2026-02-03T01:11Z 61.7K followers, 29.2K engagements

"Hot Take: Women who are a [--] or [--] out of [--] get the most amount of likes BY far on dating apps. A lot more than a smoke [--] or 10/10 would. Why Because all Men see a [--] or [--] out of [--] as obtainable. Its the girl next door vibe. Your crush that you think you maybe can land one day if all things aligned right. The cute chick in the coffee shop who gave you a smile. A [--] or 10/10 Pure fantasy for average and bottom tier Men. They likely wont even swipe right and waste a like. Even Chad Thundercock doesnt want to deal with them. Thats why 7s and 8s chicks run the dating app world. They are the true"
X Link 2026-02-03T02:26Z 62K followers, 64.1K engagements

"Poor guy probably crushed a morning workout feeling good Hits the big H before a busy work day Uses his weekly rose only to never be seen I (@martyrdison) woke up to over [---] likes just alone from the hours of [--] pm to [--] am It keeps getting worse and worse The average man has NO game Do not open with hello how was your day etc https://t.co/mnWG8B1zZ4 The average man has NO game Do not open with hello how was your day etc https://t.co/mnWG8B1zZ4"
X Link 2026-02-03T11:44Z 62.2K followers, 258.6K engagements

"@Drownomatic5000 @martyrdison Gonna swipe soon. Well see But no they seem real"
X Link 2026-02-03T16:46Z 62.2K followers, 15.1K engagements

"First hour results I take back women living life on easy mode Look at their options folks Mamdani loving soy boys Watch EXPERIMENT continues🚨 Im pretending to be @martyrdison on BUMBLE now I made this account [--] minutes ago and it has [---] likes How down bad are men in [----] Results/real chats to come https://t.co/tQ2x1kxgQT EXPERIMENT continues🚨 Im pretending to be @martyrdison on BUMBLE now I made this account [--] minutes ago and it has [---] likes How down bad are men in [----] Results/real chats to come https://t.co/tQ2x1kxgQT"
X Link 2026-02-03T17:27Z 62.1K followers, 109.3K engagements

"@Jack_Raines I will take down hinge"
X Link 2026-02-03T19:05Z 61.9K followers, [----] engagements

"MHG is taking over this app and @hinge is next WE MUST TAKE DOWN MATCH GROUP Stand together men #DeleteTheApps"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:11Z 62.2K followers, 66.4K engagements

"Its working. #DeleteTheApps You can either ignore the facts of dating apps and swipe yourself into lonely oblivion and crippling self doubt. Or you can realize that you are surrounded by beautiful mids all around the city and you are one vulnerable hello away from jumping the entirety of the online https://t.co/TantfPUR62 You can either ignore the facts of dating apps and swipe yourself into lonely oblivion and crippling self doubt. Or you can realize that you are surrounded by beautiful mids all around the city and you are one vulnerable hello away from jumping the entirety of the online"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:36Z 62.2K followers, 126.1K engagements

"@shortsqueeznews Dead"
X Link 2026-02-03T22:33Z 61.7K followers, 57.8K engagements

"@iquestionuall @martyrdison Match group and bumble banned me lol Low on options. Send more my way"
X Link 2026-02-03T23:53Z 62.2K followers, 13.9K engagements

"@teiNy3 @martyrdison Cause gay boy @spencerrascoff and the match group have us banned already They own Tinder and Hinge"
X Link 2026-02-04T14:00Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@drfarahsutton Youre an enigma"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:59Z 61.7K followers, [----] engagements

"@TheDiegoTrombon @imbrettcooper No free marketing She didnt tag or contact me. Hoe"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:00Z 61.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@diogenes757 Lmao buddy. Her boss is Chad Thundercock Youre cooked here. This is not what my tweet meant 😂 If she was obsessed she Would have saw you. Trust me"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:27Z 62K followers, [----] engagements

"@drjohnny__ Were going to Delta Charlie"
X Link 2026-02-06T14:13Z 62K followers, 32K engagements

"@martyrdison @grok WE ARE RICH"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:05Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@davidyang38 It was horrendous and his music is fine to me"
X Link 2026-02-09T01:33Z 62.1K followers, 22K engagements

"@gotclippd This is even too autistic for me"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:21Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@J_B_Based This is not me. While I like the ok response Id never respond to a text like this"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:46Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@privilegii2025 @J_B_Based Maybe up like it at most"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:05Z 62.2K followers, [---] engagements

"@martyrdison Lets gooo #DeleteTheApps"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:18Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@HunterBidensL17 Endless options of career and beautiful mids"
X Link 2026-02-09T23:59Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements

".@bumble is SCARED We wont stop Which app is next EXPERIMENT continues🚨 Im pretending to be @martyrdison on BUMBLE now I made this account [--] minutes ago and it has [---] likes How down bad are men in [----] Results/real chats to come https://t.co/tQ2x1kxgQT EXPERIMENT continues🚨 Im pretending to be @martyrdison on BUMBLE now I made this account [--] minutes ago and it has [---] likes How down bad are men in [----] Results/real chats to come https://t.co/tQ2x1kxgQT"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:57Z 62.3K followers, 141.9K engagements

"This is supposed to be a sex app and even so the dudes have NO game and are down bad over a fat chick Liberal Simp Sugar daddy Mamdani supporter Brooklynite Pronouns in bio Holy SHIT DUDES HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE DOWN BAD https://t.co/UlbjYtWQat Holy SHIT DUDES HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE DOWN BAD https://t.co/UlbjYtWQat"
X Link 2026-02-04T01:27Z 62.3K followers, 361.4K engagements

"Jeff update can he be anymore down bad He truly thinks shes still interested lol Jeff isnt giving up folks thinks its a mistake 😂🤡 Should he actually take her or is he a mega simp https://t.co/7RUV6c3BXF Jeff isnt giving up folks thinks its a mistake 😂🤡 Should he actually take her or is he a mega simp https://t.co/7RUV6c3BXF"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:06Z 62.3K followers, 483K engagements

"Update Phone faced down on a date she went to the bathroom. Green flag Am I in https://t.co/AJLBZckqbm Phone faced down on a date she went to the bathroom. Green flag Am I in https://t.co/AJLBZckqbm"
X Link 2026-02-08T13:19Z 62.3K followers, 4M engagements

"Friday night a girl turned around and asked my thoughts on ICE. (Insane opener) We disagreed. I hit her with the stat that Obama actually deported more people than Trump via ice. She had no clue this was real. I told her Trump is louder about the deportations but has done less. The conversation got more nuanced from there she learned. I listened to her blab about non sense. Two people disagreed. And exchanged numbers not in order to hookup but to continue the conversation. Should I text her tho https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020591714411622782"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:13Z 62.3K followers, 99.8K engagements

"One of my female friends on here (you all know her) has been dating a lot. She told me she met a man and things were going well. [--] dates in They spent the night together/had a really fun time. She told me he made her breakfast the next morning. She ending up ghosting him afterwards because it was too formal of him to do that. This is a wild take. Men just cant win"
X Link 2026-02-08T21:17Z 62.3K followers, 285.1K engagements

"Nvm This is the worse halftime show ever"
X Link 2026-02-09T01:20Z 62.3K followers, 401.6K engagements

"I made fat madison (no one will find it) an only fans last week and she already has [--] subscribers paying $20 a week lol What is wrong with men"
X Link 2026-02-09T18:51Z 62.3K followers, 33.2K engagements

"@hydromerchant Youngin has a lot to learn"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:27Z 62.3K followers, 60K engagements

"My friend is freaking outhes been dating a girl for [--] months now. They usually text or call everyday but its been [--] hours and she hasnt answered any of his texts/calls. He is convinced she is ghosting himis this extremely messed up to do [--] months deserves a proper breakup"
X Link 2026-02-11T23:54Z 62.3K followers, 78.6K engagements

"Valentines Day falling on a Saturday is elite. Every single person who is single is out & grabbing drinks with friends. And anyone who is in a relationship but still out at the bar that boyfriend is already on thin ice. Gentlemen this is not a normal night. Suit up step outside and talk to people. Opportunities like this only come few times a year. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022001547710738668 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022001547710738668"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:35Z 62.3K followers, 529K engagements

"@itsfreddypage Put it here. I gotchu"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:24Z 62.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Imagine being president and seeing Murray Hill Guy on your favorite show This is hilarious 😂. thanks @foxandfriends"
X Link 2025-06-29T16:20Z 62.3K followers, 2.6M engagements

"What makes her high value"
X Link 2025-12-29T17:54Z 62.3K followers, 174.8K engagements

"Me with the baddie I pulled by being slightly autistic"
X Link 2026-01-28T02:47Z 62.3K followers, 1.4M engagements

"Is this not mamdanis wife"
X Link 2026-02-01T20:24Z 62.3K followers, 2M engagements

"This is actually more insane than I ever imagined She is averaging a like every 1-2 minutes I liked [--] back just for shits and ALL [--] messaged some dumb shit within the first [--] minutes of matching The average man is COOKED. We may be cooked This is very overwhelming https://t.co/hfP9hNsx3U We may be cooked This is very overwhelming https://t.co/hfP9hNsx3U"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:22Z 62.3K followers, 3.3M engagements

"IT NEVER ENDS MEN WE ALL NEED TO GET OFF APPS How do you expect to ever be seen Also think that any hot chick will never have dating app notifications on Rise and shine holy shit this is INSANE. Everyone swipes before work https://t.co/lhDKlUJViC Rise and shine holy shit this is INSANE. Everyone swipes before work https://t.co/lhDKlUJViC"
X Link 2026-02-03T14:08Z 62.3K followers, 658.5K engagements

"Uh oh look who is scared #DELETEHINGE #SHORTMATCHGROUP"
X Link 2026-02-03T23:44Z 62.3K followers, 73.1K engagements

"Saving mankind one at a time (hes still simping) #DeleteTheApps TODAYS EXPERIMENT 🚨 I made @martyrdison an account on Jswipe- the Jewish Dating app But she is not Jewish Will men still swipe for her even against their own views/religion This app is for serious daters only Lets find out https://t.co/fMrBBlJgbY TODAYS EXPERIMENT 🚨 I made @martyrdison an account on Jswipe- the Jewish Dating app But she is not Jewish Will men still swipe for her even against their own views/religion This app is for serious daters only Lets find out https://t.co/fMrBBlJgbY"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:52Z 62.3K followers, 118.8K engagements

"Dating tip: Always check her tagged photos on Instagram If there are none shes either hiding something or has no real friends. Abort mission. If theres a long gap or a weird no-photos era she was fat/ugly (assuming shes a beautiful mid now) Could be a positive though and she has a funny personality. Proceed with caution. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019234080240423356 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019234080240423356"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:18Z 62.3K followers, 47.6K engagements

"Jewish Madison era is fin [----] likes in ONE day. Im overwhelmed Make this a reminder if you have a date with a girl she is CHOOSING you. Be confident https://t.co/nkVV1zCUNU [----] likes in ONE day. Im overwhelmed Make this a reminder if you have a date with a girl she is CHOOSING you. Be confident https://t.co/nkVV1zCUNU"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:49Z 62.3K followers, 46K engagements

"If a girl ever called me her partner to anyone in her life I would throw myself off the Empire State Building in front of her and all her friends"
X Link 2026-02-07T00:48Z 62.3K followers, 40.5K engagements

"If youre talking to a girl you could fuck up everything you worked for with her by asking for pictures. Just don't do it. They will send them to you without asking if they like you"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:30Z 62.3K followers, 59.9K engagements

"@Phillies Something bad is about happen. Really bad"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:07Z 62.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Has she officially hit the wall"
X Link 2025-12-30T18:55Z 62.3K followers, 4.5M engagements

"Something about her is strange I cant seem to figure it out"
X Link 2026-01-22T13:19Z 62.3K followers, 68.1K engagements

"Crazy Ive never done that before You really just caught my eye. Tonight is a huge night. Go to your local grocery store. Stay for hours. Whole Foods = most elite Trader Joes = beautiful but liberal mids Itll be more packed than the bars way easier to spot whos solo and nobodys spilling drinks on you. Head straight to the healthy Tonight is a huge night. Go to your local grocery store. Stay for hours. Whole Foods = most elite Trader Joes = beautiful but liberal mids Itll be more packed than the bars way easier to spot whos solo and nobodys spilling drinks on you. Head straight to the healthy"
X Link 2026-01-22T22:56Z 62.2K followers, 1.5M engagements

"Hey Stacey I mean Sydney Murray Hill Guy here Id love to be your 5th roommate. Enjoy working out traveling and exploring new bars as well Im very clean and organized I think Id be a great fit"
X Link 2026-02-01T21:58Z 62.2K followers, 346.7K engagements

"lol this didnt last long. @hinge you SUCK. All good things must come to an end. BUMBLE is up next to continue the studiesstay tuned Day [--] of the hinge experiment: Today Im ONLY matching with men who have liberal or pronouns in their bio Ive also made Mads a she/they/them/xe Stay tuned for results https://t.co/k4tYXYHBud Day [--] of the hinge experiment: Today Im ONLY matching with men who have liberal or pronouns in their bio Ive also made Mads a she/they/them/xe Stay tuned for results https://t.co/k4tYXYHBud"
X Link 2026-02-03T16:07Z 62.2K followers, 300.9K engagements

"@JerseyShoreGuy5 @martyrdison Bro you havent got a match since summer of 16"
X Link 2026-02-03T23:30Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements

"Gents if youre not at least kissing or getting a little handsy (or more) on the first date its already over. Dont think shes a good girl. Dont think she wants to take it slow. Dont think next date for sure. She CHOSE you to go out with vs 1000s lean into that"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:07Z 62.2K followers, 94K engagements

"95% of men are ugly and down bad Instead of complaining If they hit the gym minimum 3x a week took 10g of creatine deleted dating apps & had a healthier diet (1G of protein per body weight) they would be way happier What opinion about Men do you have that makes people feel like this https://t.co/njWaNonQ3M What opinion about Men do you have that makes people feel like this https://t.co/njWaNonQ3M"
X Link 2026-02-05T01:57Z 62.2K followers, 80.5K engagements

"If a girl says shes dating intentionally it means the guys before you smashed left and now you have to earn her trust. Get out of there"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:06Z 62.2K followers, 126.2K engagements

"@TraderSmooth Maybe for a week. Itd get old"
X Link 2026-02-09T23:59Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@LeeJenniferlee6 They can do all of that. Not about the money at all either"
X Link 2026-02-10T15:28Z 62.2K followers, 16.2K engagements

"@_supcaroline Congrats Good luck watching psu football sober"
X Link 2026-02-10T20:44Z 62.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@BrianAtlas Mr atlas Find more results here. Dont do my boy Jeff like that Did Jeff dodge a bullet https://t.co/UnGpIoAlw6 Did Jeff dodge a bullet https://t.co/UnGpIoAlw6"
X Link 2026-02-11T11:32Z 62.3K followers, [----] engagements

"My Friend went on [--] dates with a girl. Great chemistry. Texting every day. He asked where things were heading. She said: "Let's just see where this goes." He said: "I'm looking for something serious. If you're not that's cool but I'd rather know now." She called him "intense" and stopped replying. Part of him thinks he messed up. Was he wrong"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:04Z 62.2K followers, 162.2K engagements

"The 3.7/10 is trying to speak"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:32Z 62.3K followers, 64.3K engagements

"30 likes in [--] min + This app has a lot less volume Im afraid to match with some people but will share for the people NEW EXPERIMENT 🚨 I have made @martyrdison a profile on FEELD This time its different Shes now [--] lbs heavier Will it change results Stay tuned https://t.co/sjfkGi521Y NEW EXPERIMENT 🚨 I have made @martyrdison a profile on FEELD This time its different Shes now [--] lbs heavier Will it change results Stay tuned https://t.co/sjfkGi521Y"
X Link 2026-02-03T23:33Z 62.3K followers, 253.3K engagements

"The day has come I am deleting all my Hinge contacts. Goodbye my dear friends. Until we meet again"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:32Z 62.3K followers, 68.9K engagements

"I always wonder if doormen in buildings in NYC have a private group chat just roasting residents. Like: Braxton in 6A just dragged home an absolute unit last night. Had to hold the elevator door twice. You know theyre in there shit talking tenants if so lol"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:12Z 62.3K followers, 88.6K engagements

"Super Bowl Sunday is a top [--] fat-coded day of the year A nation of mostly obese people sitting on their couches munching on wings nachos sliders and beer for [--] straight hours Physically unfit soyboys wearing jerseys with other mens names on them screaming and yelling at the magic box on the wall https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020531457056293275 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020531457056293275"
X Link 2026-02-08T16:13Z 62.3K followers, 184.7K engagements

"@robbiegoodwin Well said lol"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:45Z 62.3K followers, 94.9K engagements

"Holy CRINGE How can someone actually sit here and type this out thinking itll be effective"
X Link 2026-02-09T14:12Z 62.3K followers, 1.3M engagements

"If they were dating in NYC Alix Earle would be older than Tom Brady Alix Earle is only [--] years old. Tom Brady is [--] years old. A 23-year age gap and they appear to be dating. https://t.co/Z8HOnGHwja Alix Earle is only [--] years old. Tom Brady is [--] years old. A 23-year age gap and they appear to be dating. https://t.co/Z8HOnGHwja"
X Link 2026-02-09T23:18Z 62.3K followers, 64.3K engagements

"One of my best friends is high from the second he wakes up to the second he goes to bed. Spends $10K+ a month on weed bongs edibles the whole operation. Been like this for [--] years. Heres the crazy part: Hes a very smart guy. Great job. Very active in the gym. Ran the NYC Marathon (0n 200mg Nerds Rope edible lol) But hes the worst communicator Ive ever met. Forgets to answer texts. Barely remembers things from a week ago. Zero interest in women & he Never wants to go out. Would much rather chill and play video games when we hang out. In college he was social drank chased girls always around."
X Link 2026-02-11T15:29Z 62.3K followers, 237.8K engagements

"Jeff has asked me to post this If he gets fired we all must back him this chick is insane Jeff is NOT the Murray Hill Guy Did Jeff dodge a bullet https://t.co/UnGpIoAlw6 Did Jeff dodge a bullet https://t.co/UnGpIoAlw6"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:03Z 62.3K followers, 806.4K engagements

"My friend whos been a full-time passport bro for the last [--] years is coming back to NYC this weekend and is already texting the group chat about how expensive and low quality the United States is. Passport bros really think theyve ascended to a higher form of man. Like cool you were paying $4 for dinner and dating on tutorial mode"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:51Z 62.3K followers, 56.9K engagements

"@NagahEzaldein You cant speak right now. Silence"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:50Z 62.3K followers, 27.8K engagements

"Drop cities where should I visit. This will fund me Will go to top liked one"
X Link 2026-02-14T04:20Z 62.3K followers, 29.3K engagements

"A little real life for the timeline: One of my best friends in NYC blocked me on everything this past week. Weve never argued about politics. Hes very liberal which is fine with me. Ive always kept my views to myself around him out of respect. Its never once been a major issue besides normal convos. But after I went viral recently and made it clear I dont support certain NYC politicians I found out from another friend that hes really upset with me.Not a word to me directly. I checked and saw he had quietly blocked me on everything. Even Venmo. Im not kidding. I know some of it is coming from"
X Link 2025-07-02T23:34Z 62.3K followers, 388.7K engagements

"EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame dudes are or maybe find her a husband Stay tuned"
X Link 2026-02-02T15:00Z 62.3K followers, 1.3M engagements

"Enjoy some content here This is INSANE Never ending have 1000+ to go through It doesnt stop. No matter what time of day. Likes and messages come in every few minutes. Dating apps for men may be a humiliation ritual at this point. I may never use one again https://t.co/LbbNafWpVs It doesnt stop. No matter what time of day. Likes and messages come in every few minutes. Dating apps for men may be a humiliation ritual at this point. I may never use one again https://t.co/LbbNafWpVs"
X Link 2026-02-02T21:07Z 62.3K followers, 1.8M engagements

"Heres what I think could make dating apps better: [--] swipes a day. If you cant decide from [--] people you dont really wat anything you want options. [--] inbound likes max. Once you hit it youre off the feed for future people until you clear [--] months on [--] months off (said this before) If youve been on Hinge for years thats a lifestyle issue and youre the problem. Max [--] messages. Get off the app stop pen paling. No how was your day/weekend. Blocked. Be interesting or be gone. Auto ban. Photos from the last [--] months only. No pre-COVID pre-weight-gain pre-hairline fraud. Anti-validation mode. No"
X Link 2026-02-03T01:56Z 62.3K followers, 278.5K engagements

"This account was created [--] hours ago We may be cooked This is very overwhelming https://t.co/hfP9hNsx3U We may be cooked This is very overwhelming https://t.co/hfP9hNsx3U"
X Link 2026-02-03T14:41Z 62.3K followers, 1.6M engagements

"EXPERIMENT continues🚨 Im pretending to be @martyrdison on BUMBLE now I made this account [--] minutes ago and it has [---] likes How down bad are men in [----] Results/real chats to come"
X Link 2026-02-03T16:31Z 62.3K followers, 402.3K engagements

"NEW EXPERIMENT 🚨 I have made @martyrdison a profile on FEELD This time its different Shes now [--] lbs heavier Will it change results Stay tuned"
X Link 2026-02-03T23:22Z 62.3K followers, 477.7K engagements

"Phone faced down on a date she went to the bathroom. Green flag Am I in"
X Link 2026-02-08T00:44Z 62.3K followers, 4.6M engagements

"Will be in Charleston this weekend Never been what should I do"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:08Z 62.3K followers, 32.2K engagements

"I have never met a person who watches Mr. Beast How is he so popular Fun fact after our Salesforce SuperBowl commercial aired yesterday so many millions of people signed up simultaneously to attempt the $1000000 puzzle that email providers literally stopped sending out verification emails because the traffic was so high. Fixed now but dang 😭 Fun fact after our Salesforce SuperBowl commercial aired yesterday so many millions of people signed up simultaneously to attempt the $1000000 puzzle that email providers literally stopped sending out verification emails because the traffic was so high."
X Link 2026-02-10T19:06Z 62.3K followers, 48.4K engagements

"Friend had an interview scheduled with a well known company last week. They cancelled [--] minutes before and said rescheduled for today at [--] on Zoom. He logs in at 2:58 in a suit sitting there like its the opening bell. No one shows up and at 3:17 he gets the email: Apologies something came up. Can we reschedule for next week At this point is there even a point"
X Link 2026-02-10T20:33Z 62.3K followers, 259.9K engagements

"Did Jeff dodge a bullet"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:13Z 62.3K followers, 1.5M engagements

"Dating apps in NYC have trained us to treat humans like inventory. Thats why nobody can truly commit to one person Its an illusion of options. The never ending search for greener grass"
X Link 2026-02-11T01:39Z 62.3K followers, 24.1K engagements

"One of my friends has never had a relationship in his life dude has a body count north of [---] and has never taken dating seriously. Meets a girl three weeks ago out at the bars and they actually got stuck together during the snow storm. He says shes different and never felt this way. Theyve already said I love you and are taking a trip together this weekend as a COUPLE. He swears its real. I told him this sounds isnt real and sounds insane. But happy for him. Is this a love story thats going to crash or actually is real"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:11Z 62.3K followers, 65.7K engagements

"@MrBeast Who watches Mr beast Maybe I need to"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:48Z 62.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@DrChadPhDBS Thank you Dr. Chad Thundercuck"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:55Z 62.3K followers, [----] engagements

"We call this the MHG Effect Dating app usership declining shift toward in-person connections https://t.co/fa3MQiT1zE https://t.co/StlUwQiXVR Dating app usership declining shift toward in-person connections https://t.co/fa3MQiT1zE https://t.co/StlUwQiXVR"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:50Z 62.3K followers, 19.6K engagements

"Sexual tension is always highest in places its not supposed to be: Airports Quiet coffee shop Gyms Your work wife at [--] am CVS pharmacy on 34th street Whole Foods dairy section Office elevator Apartment laundry room Trader Joes checkout line Dog park bench With the bartender"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:15Z 62.3K followers, 348.3K engagements

"The talking stage doesnt mean you are dating. You dont have to be faithful without being official. Would a job pay you when you are in the interview process Until official trust me shes talking to other guys. The ex the hinge guy the co-worker etc Do the same No one-eye-tis https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022373282524315950 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022373282524315950"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:12Z 62.3K followers, 25.8K engagements

"One dude at my Super Bowl party last night was so high and was barely even awake during the whole game. Or chime in and start cracking up about a bag of chips. People who smoke weed daily are the most lazy/dumb people on earth. They have zero ambition and low IQ. Content in their average normie job and come home and just sit on the couch eat snacks and waste their lives. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020835505756090620 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020835505756090620"
X Link 2026-02-09T12:21Z 62.3K followers, 98.8K engagements

"Former day in a life of MHG 👸🏻 POV: youre fumbling queens on [--] different apps https://t.co/tnGjInpgTF POV: youre fumbling queens on [--] different apps https://t.co/tnGjInpgTF"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:35Z 62.3K followers, 45.2K engagements

"Jeff is in Uh oh what should Jeff do https://t.co/fssnoWaByo Uh oh what should Jeff do https://t.co/fssnoWaByo"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:41Z 62.3K followers, 1M engagements

"JEFF HAD A NIGHT Jeff is in https://t.co/1MgNY1GdtP Jeff is in https://t.co/1MgNY1GdtP"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:40Z 62.3K followers, 44.7K engagements

"This cant be real Wtf"
X Link 2025-07-24T13:09Z 62.3K followers, 11.1M engagements

"I have yet to see a single hot girl wearing a hot girls for Zohran shirt"
X Link 2025-10-26T13:39Z 62.3K followers, 4.5M engagements

"Friend at a rave this weekend took a picture of this guyamazing Should I do merch"
X Link 2026-01-12T16:33Z 62.3K followers, 59.6K engagements

"Never date or marry: [--]. Nurses [--]. Single mothers [--]. Teachers [--]. Party girls [--]. Girls with tattoos [--]. Liberals [--]. Horse girls [--]. Lawyers [--]. Feminists [--]. Girls from Dubai"
X Link 2026-01-15T02:48Z 62.3K followers, 5.3M engagements

"I'll never understand people who don't go to gym. It's literally 1-2 hours of your fav music alone time and getting hot. What are you doing instead of this"
X Link 2026-01-15T12:59Z 62.3K followers, 1.6M engagements

"Everyone has to understand dating apps are designed to keep you single. Thats how they make money lol. You're much better going up to someone in real life youre interested in. Talk to the girl at the bar smile at the girl on the subway say hi to the girl at the park"
X Link 2026-01-19T15:50Z 62.3K followers, 82.3K engagements

"Dating in NYC is weird. The last date I went on she was a senior software engineer at Google and Im still paying $135 for two drinks and an appetizer being an unemployed Thad. Even tho I still cracked we need to talk about equality for real"
X Link 2026-01-20T20:41Z 62.3K followers, 2.2M engagements

"Went to Sweetgreen for lunch today and saw at least 20+ beautiful mids picking up their baddie bowls Basically a Friday night out in the West Village I will be back several times a week"
X Link 2026-01-27T17:10Z 62.3K followers, 35.3K engagements

"This is a sad yet so true tweet. She will download hinge because shes bored. Rack up close to [----] likes in a few days. Talk to the few chads who like her. Maybe hook up with 1-2 and delete the app. Cycle repeats in 2-3 months. Common female mid dating app experience"
X Link 2026-01-28T03:20Z 62.3K followers, 73.4K engagements

"It doesnt stop. No matter what time of day. Likes and messages come in every few minutes. Dating apps for men may be a humiliation ritual at this point. I may never use one again This is actually more insane than I ever imagined She is averaging a like every 1-2 minutes I liked [--] back just for shits and ALL [--] messaged some dumb shit within the first [--] minutes of matching The average man is COOKED. https://t.co/VUNDzrVeK5 This is actually more insane than I ever imagined She is averaging a like every 1-2 minutes I liked [--] back just for shits and ALL [--] messaged some dumb shit within the first 5"
X Link 2026-02-02T19:39Z 62.3K followers, 1M engagements

"Gents heres the inside look of a beautiful mids hinge Account was made today. Its NEVER ending. As you see majority of guys just like photos While I think sending a message could stand out the chance youre even seen is minimal. So honestly just delete the app It doesnt stop. No matter what time of day. Likes and messages come in every few minutes. Dating apps for men may be a humiliation ritual at this point. I may never use one again https://t.co/LbbNafWpVs It doesnt stop. No matter what time of day. Likes and messages come in every few minutes. Dating apps for men may be a humiliation"
X Link 2026-02-02T22:43Z 62.3K followers, 627K engagements

"Day [--] of the hinge experiment: Today Im ONLY matching with men who have liberal or pronouns in their bio Ive also made Mads a she/they/them/xe Stay tuned for results EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame dudes are or maybe find her a husband Stay tuned https://t.co/TmJhD1VbOT EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame"
X Link 2026-02-03T14:30Z 62.3K followers, 392K engagements

"You can either ignore the facts of dating apps and swipe yourself into lonely oblivion and crippling self doubt. Or you can realize that you are surrounded by beautiful mids all around the city and you are one vulnerable hello away from jumping the entirety of the online circus Having a meet cute with that girl in the bar coffee shop gym or subway and enjoy the rest of your life. DELETE THE APPS #shortHinge https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018767810047177142 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018767810047177142"
X Link 2026-02-03T19:25Z 62.3K followers, 193.1K engagements

"Places Ive met women that arent dating apps: bars coffee shops gyms run clubs elevators Facebook Marketplace Twitter dog parks airports bodegas Whole Foods apartment laundry rooms weddings Make America hot again parties work happy hours mutual friends apartments rooftops concerts farmers markets waiting in line for literally anything You can meet someone anywhere https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019149538586402966 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019149538586402966"
X Link 2026-02-04T20:42Z 62.3K followers, 2.1M engagements

"The podcast is out find out how Madisons face is now BANNED from every dating app and bar in NYC https://t.co/LSKz4hpJoC https://t.co/LSKz4hpJoC"
X Link 2026-02-06T16:58Z 62.3K followers, 90.8K engagements

"@vandyfan_curt He does. Has a whole collection Plus he smokes more than anyone Ive ever seen combined. [---] mg gummies barely effect him lol"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:34Z 62.3K followers, [----] engagements

"TODAYS EXPERIMENT 🚨 I made @martyrdison an account on Jswipe- the Jewish Dating app But she is not Jewish Will men still swipe for her even against their own views/religion This app is for serious daters only Lets find out"
X Link 2026-02-04T15:13Z 62.3K followers, 269.8K engagements

"1776 likes in ONE day. Im overwhelmed Make this a reminder if you have a date with a girl she is CHOOSING you. Be confident TODAYS EXPERIMENT 🚨 I made @martyrdison an account on Jswipe- the Jewish Dating app But she is not Jewish Will men still swipe for her even against their own views/religion This app is for serious daters only Lets find out https://t.co/fMrBBlJgbY TODAYS EXPERIMENT 🚨 I made @martyrdison an account on Jswipe- the Jewish Dating app But she is not Jewish Will men still swipe for her even against their own views/religion This app is for serious daters only Lets find out"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:38Z 62.3K followers, 107.9K engagements

"Link here https://open.spotify.com/episode/6JnBtF2WNtLnZSFC349VeS https://open.spotify.com/episode/6JnBtF2WNtLnZSFC349VeS"
X Link 2026-02-06T16:58Z 62.3K followers, 14.7K engagements

"A dating app that allows women to friend-zone guys before they even meet in personand I bet a lot of guys will still take these girls out to dinner 😂😂😂 What has this world come to #DeleteHinge"
X Link 2025-12-14T21:41Z 62.3K followers, 382.8K engagements

"This new Apple update where someone sends you an old photo you save it go to Photos expecting it to be the most recent and its buried back in AUGUST or some shit. Who thought this was smart"
X Link 2025-12-18T23:46Z 62.3K followers, 3.1M engagements

"http://x.com/i/article/2016149370119286784 http://x.com/i/article/2016149370119286784"
X Link 2026-01-27T14:09Z 62.3K followers, 26.3K engagements

"We may be cooked This is very overwhelming EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame dudes are or maybe find her a husband Stay tuned https://t.co/TmJhD1VbOT EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame dudes are or maybe find her a husband Stay tuned https://t.co/TmJhD1VbOT"
X Link 2026-02-02T15:42Z 62.3K followers, 3.6M engagements

"Im going to send 100+ matches to the Spaniard. I bet you they all show up. We are doing hinge in real life Thursday night. Sausage fest (normal night) incoming EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame dudes are or maybe find her a husband Stay tuned https://t.co/TmJhD1VbOT EXPERIMENT🚨 Im pretending to @martyrdison on hinge for one week I made the account [--] hour ago and she already has over 50+ inbound likes Going to test results and send how lame dudes are"
X Link 2026-02-02T18:17Z 62.3K followers, 546.8K engagements

"I have a new mission. Im going to get everyone off the apps #OnebyOne Madison keeps matching with liberals I thought women were the issue but men are far far worse What kind of opening message is this https://t.co/9SA6VSp5NJ Madison keeps matching with liberals I thought women were the issue but men are far far worse What kind of opening message is this https://t.co/9SA6VSp5NJ"
X Link 2026-02-03T01:09Z 62.3K followers, 373.9K engagements

"Rise and shine holy shit this is INSANE. Everyone swipes before work Poor guy probably crushed a morning workout feeling good Hits the big H before a busy work day Uses his weekly rose only to never be seen I (@martyrdison) woke up to over [---] likes just alone from the hours of [--] pm to [--] am It keeps getting worse and worse https://t.co/I5C8wr15Ju Poor guy probably crushed a morning workout feeling good Hits the big H before a busy work day Uses his weekly rose only to never be seen I (@martyrdison) woke up to over [---] likes just alone from the hours of [--] pm to [--] am It keeps getting worse"
X Link 2026-02-03T13:06Z 62.3K followers, 291K engagements

"Everyone tag @spencerrascoff Id like to make a deal"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:46Z 62.3K followers, 48.2K engagements

"Holy SHIT DUDES HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE DOWN BAD [--] likes in [--] min + This app has a lot less volume Im afraid to match with some people but will share for the people https://t.co/RR4b6fYN8G [--] likes in [--] min + This app has a lot less volume Im afraid to match with some people but will share for the people https://t.co/RR4b6fYN8G"
X Link 2026-02-04T00:27Z 62.3K followers, 332.4K engagements

".@KFCBarstool was one of the men who liked Mads never to be seen. Hes so upset he made a [--] minute rant about me 😂"
X Link 2026-02-04T01:36Z 62.3K followers, 451.7K engagements

"Where to meet high-quality women in NYC: Saturday bagel line (Japs) Madison Square Park after work Whole Foods on a Sunday afternoon Solidcore Delta Charlie bar (hottest new bar) Caff Panna ice cream line CVS prescription line as shes waiting for birth control (7pm on Tuesdays) West Side Highway if the sun is out Twitter (sad but true) Make America Hot Again parties LGA Terminal C Rent a dog and just walk around the city The Spainard Dog parks Sweetgreen from 12-1:30 (pretend to wait for an order) Madison Square Garden (only if shes on a date)"
X Link 2026-02-04T02:22Z 62.3K followers, 157.2K engagements

"Fat Madison may have not lasted long but will forever be in our hearts Over [---] likes in her [--] short hours Dudes like fat chicks too This is supposed to be a sex app and even so the dudes have NO game and are down bad over a fat chick Liberal Simp Sugar daddy Mamdani supporter Brooklynite Pronouns in bio https://t.co/d3cC8qGGWv This is supposed to be a sex app and even so the dudes have NO game and are down bad over a fat chick Liberal Simp Sugar daddy Mamdani supporter Brooklynite Pronouns in bio https://t.co/d3cC8qGGWv"
X Link 2026-02-04T12:04Z 62.3K followers, 264.8K engagements

"Am I officially taking down hinge"
X Link 2026-02-05T00:44Z 62.3K followers, 75.7K engagements

"Women will make it PAINFULLY known when they want to be with you They come off as simps (even worse than men) Its embarrassing behavior many would admit to it If a woman isnt obsessed with you unfortunately it probably means shes not interested in you Move on"
X Link 2026-02-05T01:38Z 62.3K followers, 123.1K engagements

"Three days ago I ran a dating experiment. I made a Hinge profile as a woman named Madison and watched what happened. If you dont know her its Madison Campbell my good friend (@martyrdison). Just a http://x.com/i/article/2019532202896191488 http://x.com/i/article/2019532202896191488"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:05Z 62.3K followers, 7.7M engagements

"Friend got this HR text message after a 3rd date last night (kissed but did not smash). What the heck is the point of thisits just code for not being attractive enough right"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:40Z 62.3K followers, 1.4M engagements

"Got a drink and dinner at the bar tonight with a friend and overheard two obvious first dates come in Both dudes did the classic nice to meet you at the door One guy went in for a hug solid. But then he sat a table sitting across. Rookie move always sit next to. The other went for a handshake. Immediately cooked. Also did the table lol. Hung around for a few minutes and both convos were just the girls complaining about work. Zero flirting. Straight interview vibes. This is your average dating app first date. Boring as hell Dont be boring the worst thing you can do"
X Link 2026-02-06T00:48Z 62.3K followers, 231.2K engagements

"Jeff isnt giving up folks thinks its a mistake 😂🤡 Should he actually take her or is he a mega simp Friend got this HR text message after a 3rd date last night (kissed but did not smash). What the heck is the point of thisits just code for not being attractive enough right https://t.co/nKgVwrqiFx Friend got this HR text message after a 3rd date last night (kissed but did not smash). What the heck is the point of thisits just code for not being attractive enough right https://t.co/nKgVwrqiFx"
X Link 2026-02-06T01:19Z 62.3K followers, 484.5K engagements

"Woke up to this did I take this too far"
X Link 2026-02-06T14:00Z 62.3K followers, 415.8K engagements

".@NYCMayor clean up the city you fuck"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:50Z 62.3K followers, 290.3K engagements

"Thanks to you guys Jeff listened Jeff is now a man Jeff update can he be anymore down bad He truly thinks shes still interested lol https://t.co/GOoNWhPcRt Jeff update can he be anymore down bad He truly thinks shes still interested lol https://t.co/GOoNWhPcRt"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:38Z 62.3K followers, 268.8K engagements

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