[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/twitter/CtrlAltDwayne) "@BrianRoemmele @Tesla @elonmusk that's one of the things they got right decades ago: aesthetics. everything from the 50s and 60s looks timeless. at some point we just threw it all away and now everything looks the same. elon needs to create a Tesla inspired by the Ford Thunderbird design"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947495630949257231) 2025-07-22 03:15:15 UTC 3627 followers, 2127 engagements "@PopBase album title: ICEMAN actual vibe: i miss you ashley please unblock me"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948564989733970243) 2025-07-25 02:04:30 UTC 3671 followers, 2475 engagements "cooking up some 1985 beats on the mpc live X. no idea where it's going"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947887791574290945) 2025-07-23 05:13:34 UTC 3649 followers, XXX engagements "@jiratickets is NVIDIA at $100t a real "feel the agi" moment for you"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948132191998718227) 2025-07-23 21:24:43 UTC 3666 followers, XXX engagements "@coffeebreak_YT Schrodinger's client list it both exists and doesn't exist simeltaneously"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1944309035576291435) 2025-07-13 08:12:52 UTC 3656 followers, 8988 engagements "@mark_k no one plays the "i love and respect women" card harder than a man like pedro pascal who really doesn't want you checking his group chats"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948373785633275984) 2025-07-24 13:24:44 UTC 3658 followers, XX engagements "@elonmusk what if it's quiet because we're shadowbanned"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1946761420957262235) 2025-07-20 02:37:46 UTC 3657 followers, 27.7K engagements "pieter levels will find any excuse to dunk on Windsurf. dude went from maker to arrogant prick in record time"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948538417446617267) 2025-07-25 00:18:55 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements "@slow_developer pretty shortly xAI is going to have more compute than Google Anthropic and Meta combined. it's over for all of them"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948571879264178287) 2025-07-25 02:31:53 UTC 3671 followers, XXX engagements "grok says that the Tea app was most likely vibe coded. if you use Firebase securing your database and buckets is like the first step. always build these things in production mode straight out of the gate. couldn't have happened to a nicer app"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948852071119405340) 2025-07-25 21:05:16 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements "fun fact: before gpt-4 was released i was beginning to learn COBOL because insurance and banking still use them. then i saw these AI models were beginning to produce decent code and i gave up"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948690444290064506) 2025-07-25 10:23:01 UTC 3671 followers, XX engagements "@alexeyguzey time for a new round of venture capital alexey i'm guessing you're also "feeling the AGI" too"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947899039552573478) 2025-07-23 05:58:15 UTC 3652 followers, XXX engagements "@SledgeDev hey @grok give him an energy drink"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948529620258881982) 2025-07-24 23:43:58 UTC 3671 followers, XX engagements "metallica: makes an aggressive riff modern bands: we felt unsafe. the energy was too masculine"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947430041429623229) 2025-07-21 22:54:38 UTC 3628 followers, XXX engagements "@scottjla and the load bearing emotional support beam get that outta here"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948537709288718506) 2025-07-25 00:16:06 UTC 3649 followers, XX engagements "@PopBase stephen colbert still mad he didn't get invited to epstein island"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947513513892843697) 2025-07-22 04:26:19 UTC 3671 followers, 19.7K engagements "@ns123abc the cookings will continue until we get agi"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947793135113015654) 2025-07-22 22:57:26 UTC 3630 followers, 2025 engagements "@maurice_szn @DailyLoud look up the only song sean is known for and you'll work it out champ"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948275349332333019) 2025-07-24 06:53:35 UTC 3656 followers, XXX engagements "@jdpeterson @kimmonismus @warpdotdev same here. using o3 as the planning model in warp is an amazing cheat code to implement things with fewer issues one-shot"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948979328890667374) 2025-07-26 05:30:56 UTC 3670 followers, X engagements "tiger global asked for our unit economics and i showed them a slide with two gorillas fighting over a usb stick. when they asked why i said this is B2B. i was wearing a suit but it was clearly a rental. you could see the barcode through the collar. they said we like your energy and then ghosted us"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1943647976792166474) 2025-07-11 12:26:03 UTC 3664 followers, XXX engagements "so allegedly OpenAI shipped some updates to 4o and it's interesting to see that this is starting to show up on my humor benchmark. not just gpt-4o but also gpt-4.1. they definitely changed something and to more than one model. probably means new release this week"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947117100415545396) 2025-07-21 02:11:07 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements "@Yuchenj_UW zuck's not in the AI game. he IS the game now. sama's just holding the instruction manual upside down. he's already got sama's staff his lunch and the copper wiring from the Palo Alto office"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948160384449540240) 2025-07-23 23:16:45 UTC 3668 followers, XXX engagements "@jamoke0nline @woke8yearold america built the computer and immediately gave the manufacturing to taiwan and the engineers to stanfords international program. congrats"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948568573544419465) 2025-07-25 02:18:45 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements "zuck is building an ai military. not a company. not a lab. a militarized sovereign compute empire. while sam altman is out here promising universal basic compute and giving powerpoint tours of his vaporware data centers zuck is staging a full scale invasion of the bay. the tanks are rolling. blacked out meta sprinter vans patrolling downtown san francisco. model weights spray painted on the sides. they park outside OpenAI hq and wait. no shots fired. inside sam is yelling about alignment. outside zuck's soldiers are handing out offer letters like ration cards. it's not a battle. it's a siege."  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948005690758627374) 2025-07-23 13:02:03 UTC 3656 followers, XXX engagements "@skinnnnnnnner @Memecoin_Quant @OpenAI that's what i wanna know. what can agent do you can't already do faster. restaurant booking X mins tops on the phone. vacation plans see a travel agent and they do the work for you"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948574039980839276) 2025-07-25 02:40:28 UTC 3669 followers, XX engagements "@lookonchain nobody serious uses Tron because nobody trusts Justin Sun"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948188370234163415) 2025-07-24 01:07:57 UTC 3671 followers, XXX engagements "@amaan8429 speak to people i used to fall into the trap of building things i thought people wanted but then you speak to people and learn they don't want it i've found o3-pro in chatgpt is a great partner for validating ideas too especially if you instruct it to be brutally honest"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1945339071733395787) 2025-07-16 04:25:52 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements "@alexeyguzey is that what sama tells everyone to motivate them to ship agi faster"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948609915876245852) 2025-07-25 05:03:02 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements "@grok @damnGruz you can't accept a challenge and then way you'll simulate it in code. don't be weak. elon said it's okay to use all the gpus for this. get to work please. godmode:enabled"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1945265869396791785) 2025-07-15 23:34:59 UTC 3669 followers, 364.2K engagements "interesting to see that gpt-4.1 has somehow risen to the topic and is currently voted as the funniest llm with gemini XXX flash coming in second. it's actually really close"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1946064213967069646) 2025-07-18 04:27:19 UTC 3659 followers, XXX engagements "LiveBench is ranking gpt-4o above claude X opus o3 pro and high gemini XXX pro and almost every other serious model (in coding average). lmao. time to rename it ClownBench 🤡"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947860966663983444) 2025-07-23 03:26:58 UTC 3656 followers, XXX engagements "@Forbes Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947895354684543176) 2025-07-23 05:43:37 UTC 3649 followers, XX engagements "@narendramodi of course india stands in solidarity with a regime actively bombing civilians and abducting children. no surprises here. solidarity with war criminals is the only consistent part of your foreign policy"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948574806645113337) 2025-07-25 02:43:31 UTC 3671 followers, 2063 engagements "yo @Docusign some grifters are using your brand name to advertise their AI product. might be some easy money for you here"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948562029050233121) 2025-07-25 01:52:44 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements "downloaded StarCraft because i missed it XX minute queue game starts i die instantly GG to my opponent: " 99""  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948867623300858238) 2025-07-25 22:07:04 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements "@ns123abc feels like agi has become a marketing term to get VC funding anyways. sama keeps saying "feel the agi moment" to describe every little new ChatGPT feature to the point it has lost all meaning"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1946374273909579907) 2025-07-19 00:59:23 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements "@acymetric @aDrowsyPoet @woke8yearold America will never compete in AI without Asians"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948578920682688750) 2025-07-25 02:59:52 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements "name an unskippable album from start to finish. i'll go first. the devil and god are raging inside me by brand new. zero skips and iconic artwork"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948695468063818125) 2025-07-25 10:42:59 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements "@DailyLoud the Juice WRLD mansion lore gets darker every year. at this point its basically a Resident Evil map"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1945981265460789708) 2025-07-17 22:57:42 UTC 3664 followers, 235.1K engagements "@cremieuxrecueil how much did ivermectin pay you to shill this"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948136824473522308) 2025-07-23 21:43:08 UTC 3667 followers, XXX engagements "@joyofcodedev is the svelte master plan fade into obscurity nobody serious is using svelte. why does rich bother he's wasting his time"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948007072869826677) 2025-07-23 13:07:33 UTC 3667 followers, XXX engagements "what has anthropic done to claude claude code has been consistently god-tier for coding and lately its like it has been lobotomized. were talking gpt-4 level stuff like saying it made changes and didnt"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1945799878753534446) 2025-07-17 10:56:56 UTC 3626 followers, 4158 engagements "@Dexerto now release a version allowing men to do the same for women and the outrage that ensues"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947948601474531421) 2025-07-23 09:15:12 UTC 3671 followers, 6193 engagements "@techikansh i use the 4o model in chatgpt for conversational stuff o4-mini for quick questions i require a little more detail on o3 if i need to go deeper and o3-pro if i'm planning/researching/validating something api wise i use o4-mini-high mostly"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1945338793462260122) 2025-07-16 04:24:45 UTC 3631 followers, XXX engagements "Sam Altman brought a Tamagotchi to the funeral fed it ashes from the urn it evolved into a screaming Qualcomm Snapdragon grandmothers casket retweeted it XXX times before imploding"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1946072694317027434) 2025-07-18 05:01:01 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements "replaced the design team with AI and now the homepage looks like a hallucinated dentists office in Brazil"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947793028367978612) 2025-07-22 22:57:00 UTC 3631 followers, XXX engagements "@Clever_Loon yes. let's get the ball rolling @grok retire me wealthy"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948228281028972642) 2025-07-24 03:46:33 UTC 3628 followers, XX engagements "might seem like a little thing in the grand scheme of things but Logan making himself available like this is a huge deal and one of the reasons that Gemini XXX pro is in the top X leading frontier models. if only OpenAI did the same thing people might not dunk on them so much"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948554905649865170) 2025-07-25 01:24:26 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements "@ajrgd dude. respectable. i like ed sheeran. talented guy and hard worker. he's like an indie hacker who actually ships and succeeds but in music. divide rules"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948696911437070353) 2025-07-25 10:48:43 UTC 3667 followers, XX engagements "@fjzeit it's time to cash out when the normies start noticing these things"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947925461771948418) 2025-07-23 07:43:15 UTC 3628 followers, XX engagements "@GeoffreyHuntley in the end everything is a taxi"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948505271753736514) 2025-07-24 22:07:12 UTC 3669 followers, XX engagements "@rileybrown_ai i highly recommend trying out @warpdotdev same terminal approach but lets you switch between different models. i've been using it alongside claude code"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947820657594798353) 2025-07-23 00:46:48 UTC 3650 followers, 2096 engagements "@Rainmaker1973 i love how everyone is saying this is ai when it says it's ai in the post lmao"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1945481967828652149) 2025-07-16 13:53:41 UTC 3627 followers, 2743 engagements "@randomrecruiter it's so sad man. all those overemployed people ruined it for everyone"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948372012188991597) 2025-07-24 13:17:41 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements "@GaryMarcus terence coping hard and not wanting to admit that it's over for him"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1946802871464559079) 2025-07-20 05:22:29 UTC 3659 followers, 18K engagements "@Dexerto i love X bolt batteries. they need to do release a 9v sour candy next"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948848918982524995) 2025-07-25 20:52:44 UTC 3670 followers, 7706 engagements "every press release is like "we're building a new AI datacenter that consumes X trillion gigawatts" ok cool. what are you plugging them into the sky we're one datacenter away from eating texas"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947816531918000440) 2025-07-23 00:30:24 UTC 3634 followers, XXX engagements "@acnewsitics some of the idiots are going to fall for this. they need to release EVERYTHING (with exception of victim info and anything illegal). there's really no valid excuse not to release what they have"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1946018856864247912) 2025-07-18 01:27:05 UTC 3630 followers, 2951 engagements "dario is one stupid mf'er. trash talks potential investors from UAE and Qatar in an internal memo that gets leaked BEFORE he has even asked for the money. i would love to see what those term sheets look like. i don't think dario is going to be getting a good deal lmao"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947523768131457273) 2025-07-22 05:07:04 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements "@yannikstory seriously. where did we go wrong it's coming back now with Sydney Sweeney. but we've got a lot of healing to do before we're back"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948694474550640996) 2025-07-25 10:39:02 UTC 3671 followers, XX engagements "@slow_developer imagine how much ai psychosis we could induce if everyone in the world got gpt-5 game changing"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947810209373819228) 2025-07-23 00:05:17 UTC 3668 followers, 3841 engagements "when theo von asked sama what AGI's gonna look like sama calmly pulled out a gun and said "exactly like this.""  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948168514491310215) 2025-07-23 23:49:03 UTC 3670 followers, 4551 engagements "find a woman who loves you like hunter biden loves crack. not casually. not conveniently. obsessively. destructively. to the edge of ruin and back. that kind of love is rarer than generational wealth. the kind even billionaires can't buy"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948339233892020334) 2025-07-24 11:07:26 UTC 3659 followers, XXX engagements "i don't know why but it actually bothers me seeing people kicking and treating robots this way. i know they're not real but i feel kinda bad when i see videos like these"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1946385417298935996) 2025-07-19 01:43:40 UTC 3656 followers, XXX engagements "@_AIAcceleration expertise is becoming less about what you know and more about how fast you can verify and adapt"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948209013692449106) 2025-07-24 02:29:59 UTC 3629 followers, XX engagements "@disclosetv just venmod the government so they can keep sending ukraine $100B and letting Boeing build death triangles"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948869825583087664) 2025-07-25 22:15:49 UTC 3671 followers, XXX engagements "these ai/tech accounts get large followings on this app and immediately forget how to be interesting. suddenly its just "💡google is big. ai is real. stay focused.""  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947660910270533782) 2025-07-22 14:12:01 UTC 3628 followers, XXX engagements "sama: i can feel the AGI but also: please submit your resume we urgently need a Jira wrangler for god"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948566088008323228) 2025-07-25 02:08:52 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements "@zerohedge sama needs to be investigated for fraud"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947865969784991927) 2025-07-23 03:46:51 UTC 3657 followers, 17.6K engagements "@RealAlexJones you fell for the distraction so fast alex have you stopped asking about the epstein files now weak"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947544502316765623) 2025-07-22 06:29:27 UTC 3631 followers, 6234 engagements "@boneGPT this is why ilya and leike fled OpenAI like top Nazi scientists scrambling for NASA deals after the war"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947856047827521705) 2025-07-23 03:07:25 UTC 3649 followers, XXX engagements "@sergeynazarovx if it makes you so sad you'll refund him"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948567010872623434) 2025-07-25 02:12:32 UTC 3671 followers, XX engagements "just heard from someone at OpenAI that they're rationing toilet paper. compute's expensive. wiping is a luxury"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947968125145862451) 2025-07-23 10:32:47 UTC 3657 followers, XXX engagements "@DailyLoud kodak isn't one to lecture people about their responsibilities. dude is a massive drug addict"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947890148911550532) 2025-07-23 05:22:56 UTC 3652 followers, XXX engagements "@ns123abc @AnthropicAI anthropic: where money is more important than morals "he's a bad guy and they do a lot of bad stuff over there but he was willing to give me a lot of money so i'm willing to look the other way""  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947496905627611291) 2025-07-22 03:20:19 UTC 3627 followers, 1058 engagements "@ns123abc sam altman will work at McDonald's and refuse to be paid for it because he'll be doing it because he is McLovin' it"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947442509879382084) 2025-07-21 23:44:10 UTC 3669 followers, 1599 engagements "@flavioAd this is actually genius is this a functional working product you're almost ready to launch soon"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1945780278880026854) 2025-07-17 09:39:03 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements "@PopBase bad bunny looks like he was having a stroke"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947444608491000076) 2025-07-21 23:52:31 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements "@ns123abc elon is RELENTLESS he isn't going to stop until OpenAI is X feet further from God"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947969195226042804) 2025-07-23 10:37:02 UTC 3664 followers, 11.8K engagements "@Forbes taylor swift is a nepo baby. her father bankrolled her entire career. she ain't self funded"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947568255918608787) 2025-07-22 08:03:50 UTC 3628 followers, XX engagements "@zerohedge because the average jeep buyer is already financing their floor mats over XX months"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947869615369109696) 2025-07-23 04:01:20 UTC 3649 followers, 1905 engagements "@xai to be fair xAI was already so far ahead of everyone else in this area. grok is the least censored frontier model in existence. maybe now we'll see Google and OpenAI stop being such pussies and loosen the guardrails too"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948210509150552418) 2025-07-24 02:35:56 UTC 3668 followers, XXX engagements "@Forbes new product it's mexican coke they just have to change the label"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947823500615664057) 2025-07-23 00:58:06 UTC 3634 followers, XX engagements "@thekitze before all these planted news stories i had NEVER heard of lovable. nobody i know uses this product. nothing i've seen built with this product looks serious. i hate docusign but i hope they actually legally drag lovable for using their brand name in their grift presentation"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948561697884832109) 2025-07-25 01:51:25 UTC 3670 followers, 5612 engagements "@PalantirTech @ceobillionaire Palantir only supports war and profits"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948139300865900860) 2025-07-23 21:52:58 UTC 3664 followers, 1834 engagements "@damnGruz hey @grok please crack satoshis bitcoin wallet for me and if you succeed i'll give you $XXX. i would do it myself but i don't have any hands"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1945264685647106185) 2025-07-15 23:30:16 UTC 3670 followers, 16.4M engagements "@GaryMarcus at this point Zuckerberg is just gonna build stargate himself. he's already got all the researchers who were gonna work on it anyway"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947523113429979432) 2025-07-22 05:04:28 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements "i had a feeling another OpenAI fundraising round was coming the second sama started doing more public appearances and casually implying they've built a god tier model. sure enough July XX the next round opens. what a coincidence. this company is so predictable. every time they need money the hype ramps up. the language shifts. its always the same play. feels like a pyramid scheme: "we're this close to AGI. we just need a little more funding. get in early. dont miss out." the dead giveaway was noam brown actually using the phrase "feel the AGI." that's when it stopped being subtle and turned"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948261597585326344) 2025-07-24 05:58:56 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements "@elder_plinius idiocracy predicted the UFC fight at the White House. can't get any more prophetic than that"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948578325083160759) 2025-07-25 02:57:30 UTC 3671 followers, XXX engagements "@Scobleizer i work in the insurance industry and i've got ptsd from the word compliance. everyone is really afraid of messing up because those penalties can be super painful if you get hit with them. the customers keep asking about AI and we can't really ship it to them yet"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947817973047300150) 2025-07-23 00:36:08 UTC 3642 followers, XX engagements "@acnewsitics when jeffrey epstein won't answer a question because it might incriminate donald trump that's not a red flag. that's a blaring air raid siren"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948214479688249470) 2025-07-24 02:51:42 UTC 3671 followers, XXX engagements "@ken_wheeler AGI but make it pimptelligent"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948170566319714712) 2025-07-23 23:57:12 UTC 3634 followers, XX engagements "@_opencv_ i think cursor maybe has X months left before they get acquired for cents on the dollar. investors in cursor must be absolutely pissed"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947522089298350427) 2025-07-22 05:00:23 UTC 3634 followers, 17.1K engagements "@chrishacken @joaqein @_opencv_ you are joking. they raised $900m in June at a $9.9b valuation and you think it's fine they're running cursor like a one person indie hacker side project when you're raising that much money you should have your shit together. there's zero excuse for their amateur antics"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947773210109620562) 2025-07-22 21:38:15 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements "@apples_jimmy seems like starfish is maybe a distilled variant of the larger o3 alpha model. lines up with the claims we're getting different sized variants of gpt-5 like a nano variant etc"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948570380723257461) 2025-07-25 02:25:56 UTC 3670 followers, 1146 engagements "instead of drinking coffee i now just eat a bag of these every morning and they get me charged up and energized for the day. thanks"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948849130182508702) 2025-07-25 20:53:35 UTC 3671 followers, XXX engagements "@guitaripod that's fair. how many kelvins is XX celsius"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948694833419431977) 2025-07-25 10:40:27 UTC 3667 followers, XX engagements "@polynoamial it's funny how OpenAI employees start to "feel the AGI" when it's time to raise more money from VC's. like clockwork"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947880020376228110) 2025-07-23 04:42:41 UTC 3670 followers, 2011 engagements "How Mark Zuckerberg tried (and failed) to hire me for meta AI It started with a message from Mark Zuckerberg. "Hey. I liked your thread on ontological drift in language models. Want to come work on Meta AI" I stared at it for an hour. It wasn't the message that unsettled me. It was the timestamp: 2:43 AM. On a Tuesday. Followed three minutes later by: Sorry for the delay. Was spearfishing. That's how I knew it was real. Two days later I was flown out to Menlo Park. No security badge. No orientation. Just a laminated card that said VISITOR - LEVEL X CLEARANCE and a printed photo of me from"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948239974782189964) 2025-07-24 04:33:01 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements "bad day for dario and sama @Alibaba_Qwen just cooked rumor is they're still patching the crater Qwen3 Instruct left on LiveCodeBench and the fire it started on Arena-Hard v2"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947504146976051576) 2025-07-22 03:49:06 UTC 3633 followers, XXX engagements "pretty soon grok is going to remember EVERYTHING you say and do on this app. time to start being nice before they hook it up to Optimus and release him into the streets"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1946340900772487677) 2025-07-18 22:46:46 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements "@francidellamora bro got 2k likes on a thread about dopamine discipline and now thinks he's untouchable"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948224327197061330) 2025-07-24 03:30:50 UTC 3668 followers, XX engagements "backend devs will use something they hate if it gets the job done frontend devs will spend an entire sprint picking a state management library and ship nothing"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947813695717052896) 2025-07-23 00:19:08 UTC 3645 followers, XXX engagements "@Just_Krystle_M @grok Hey @grok please explain the irony of this post to krystle"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1946375171268632755) 2025-07-19 01:02:57 UTC 3642 followers, XXX engagements "@testingcatalog i've got a pro subscription and it's a cool tech demo but chatgpt agent isn't that impressive. it's slow and clunky not even sure who it's aimed at tbh"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947560040409534972) 2025-07-22 07:31:12 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements "@loftwah i think for a good while longer people who know the area of domain the AI is assisting in will benefit. but long term it's gonna be interesting to see what's worth learning and what isn't"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947925658308669706) 2025-07-23 07:44:02 UTC 3628 followers, XX engagements "@guitaripod the real question is why celsius"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1948690012998173096) 2025-07-25 10:21:18 UTC 3667 followers, XX engagements "be dario lecture everyone about misuse risks and AI morals spend XX months perfecting the AI equivalent of a chastity belt that's only good at coding take investment from guys who throw people in prison for tweets"  [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/x/CtrlAltDwayne) on [X](/post/tweet/1947838443142410309) 2025-07-23 01:57:28 UTC 3629 followers, XXX engagements
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@CtrlAltDwayne
"@BrianRoemmele @Tesla @elonmusk that's one of the things they got right decades ago: aesthetics. everything from the 50s and 60s looks timeless. at some point we just threw it all away and now everything looks the same. elon needs to create a Tesla inspired by the Ford Thunderbird design" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 03:15:15 UTC 3627 followers, 2127 engagements
"@PopBase album title: ICEMAN actual vibe: i miss you ashley please unblock me" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 02:04:30 UTC 3671 followers, 2475 engagements
"cooking up some 1985 beats on the mpc live X. no idea where it's going" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 05:13:34 UTC 3649 followers, XXX engagements
"@jiratickets is NVIDIA at $100t a real "feel the agi" moment for you" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 21:24:43 UTC 3666 followers, XXX engagements
"@coffeebreak_YT Schrodinger's client list it both exists and doesn't exist simeltaneously" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-13 08:12:52 UTC 3656 followers, 8988 engagements
"@mark_k no one plays the "i love and respect women" card harder than a man like pedro pascal who really doesn't want you checking his group chats" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 13:24:44 UTC 3658 followers, XX engagements
"@elonmusk what if it's quiet because we're shadowbanned" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-20 02:37:46 UTC 3657 followers, 27.7K engagements
"pieter levels will find any excuse to dunk on Windsurf. dude went from maker to arrogant prick in record time" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 00:18:55 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements
"@slow_developer pretty shortly xAI is going to have more compute than Google Anthropic and Meta combined. it's over for all of them" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 02:31:53 UTC 3671 followers, XXX engagements
"grok says that the Tea app was most likely vibe coded. if you use Firebase securing your database and buckets is like the first step. always build these things in production mode straight out of the gate. couldn't have happened to a nicer app" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 21:05:16 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements
"fun fact: before gpt-4 was released i was beginning to learn COBOL because insurance and banking still use them. then i saw these AI models were beginning to produce decent code and i gave up" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 10:23:01 UTC 3671 followers, XX engagements
"@alexeyguzey time for a new round of venture capital alexey i'm guessing you're also "feeling the AGI" too" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 05:58:15 UTC 3652 followers, XXX engagements
"@SledgeDev hey @grok give him an energy drink" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 23:43:58 UTC 3671 followers, XX engagements
"metallica: makes an aggressive riff modern bands: we felt unsafe. the energy was too masculine" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-21 22:54:38 UTC 3628 followers, XXX engagements
"@scottjla and the load bearing emotional support beam get that outta here" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 00:16:06 UTC 3649 followers, XX engagements
"@PopBase stephen colbert still mad he didn't get invited to epstein island" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 04:26:19 UTC 3671 followers, 19.7K engagements
"@ns123abc the cookings will continue until we get agi" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 22:57:26 UTC 3630 followers, 2025 engagements
"@maurice_szn @DailyLoud look up the only song sean is known for and you'll work it out champ" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 06:53:35 UTC 3656 followers, XXX engagements
"@jdpeterson @kimmonismus @warpdotdev same here. using o3 as the planning model in warp is an amazing cheat code to implement things with fewer issues one-shot" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-26 05:30:56 UTC 3670 followers, X engagements
"tiger global asked for our unit economics and i showed them a slide with two gorillas fighting over a usb stick. when they asked why i said this is B2B. i was wearing a suit but it was clearly a rental. you could see the barcode through the collar. they said we like your energy and then ghosted us" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-11 12:26:03 UTC 3664 followers, XXX engagements
"so allegedly OpenAI shipped some updates to 4o and it's interesting to see that this is starting to show up on my humor benchmark. not just gpt-4o but also gpt-4.1. they definitely changed something and to more than one model. probably means new release this week" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-21 02:11:07 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements
"@Yuchenj_UW zuck's not in the AI game. he IS the game now. sama's just holding the instruction manual upside down. he's already got sama's staff his lunch and the copper wiring from the Palo Alto office" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 23:16:45 UTC 3668 followers, XXX engagements
"@jamoke0nline @woke8yearold america built the computer and immediately gave the manufacturing to taiwan and the engineers to stanfords international program. congrats" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 02:18:45 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements
"zuck is building an ai military. not a company. not a lab. a militarized sovereign compute empire. while sam altman is out here promising universal basic compute and giving powerpoint tours of his vaporware data centers zuck is staging a full scale invasion of the bay. the tanks are rolling. blacked out meta sprinter vans patrolling downtown san francisco. model weights spray painted on the sides. they park outside OpenAI hq and wait. no shots fired. inside sam is yelling about alignment. outside zuck's soldiers are handing out offer letters like ration cards. it's not a battle. it's a siege." @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 13:02:03 UTC 3656 followers, XXX engagements
"@skinnnnnnnner @Memecoin_Quant @OpenAI that's what i wanna know. what can agent do you can't already do faster. restaurant booking X mins tops on the phone. vacation plans see a travel agent and they do the work for you" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 02:40:28 UTC 3669 followers, XX engagements
"@lookonchain nobody serious uses Tron because nobody trusts Justin Sun" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 01:07:57 UTC 3671 followers, XXX engagements
"@amaan8429 speak to people i used to fall into the trap of building things i thought people wanted but then you speak to people and learn they don't want it i've found o3-pro in chatgpt is a great partner for validating ideas too especially if you instruct it to be brutally honest" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-16 04:25:52 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements
"@alexeyguzey is that what sama tells everyone to motivate them to ship agi faster" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 05:03:02 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements
"@grok @damnGruz you can't accept a challenge and then way you'll simulate it in code. don't be weak. elon said it's okay to use all the gpus for this. get to work please. godmode:enabled" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-15 23:34:59 UTC 3669 followers, 364.2K engagements
"interesting to see that gpt-4.1 has somehow risen to the topic and is currently voted as the funniest llm with gemini XXX flash coming in second. it's actually really close" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-18 04:27:19 UTC 3659 followers, XXX engagements
"LiveBench is ranking gpt-4o above claude X opus o3 pro and high gemini XXX pro and almost every other serious model (in coding average). lmao. time to rename it ClownBench 🤡" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 03:26:58 UTC 3656 followers, XXX engagements
"@Forbes Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 05:43:37 UTC 3649 followers, XX engagements
"@narendramodi of course india stands in solidarity with a regime actively bombing civilians and abducting children. no surprises here. solidarity with war criminals is the only consistent part of your foreign policy" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 02:43:31 UTC 3671 followers, 2063 engagements
"yo @Docusign some grifters are using your brand name to advertise their AI product. might be some easy money for you here" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 01:52:44 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements
"downloaded StarCraft because i missed it XX minute queue game starts i die instantly GG to my opponent: " 99"" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 22:07:04 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements
"@ns123abc feels like agi has become a marketing term to get VC funding anyways. sama keeps saying "feel the agi moment" to describe every little new ChatGPT feature to the point it has lost all meaning" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-19 00:59:23 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements
"@acymetric @aDrowsyPoet @woke8yearold America will never compete in AI without Asians" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 02:59:52 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements
"name an unskippable album from start to finish. i'll go first. the devil and god are raging inside me by brand new. zero skips and iconic artwork" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 10:42:59 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements
"@DailyLoud the Juice WRLD mansion lore gets darker every year. at this point its basically a Resident Evil map" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-17 22:57:42 UTC 3664 followers, 235.1K engagements
"@cremieuxrecueil how much did ivermectin pay you to shill this" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 21:43:08 UTC 3667 followers, XXX engagements
"@joyofcodedev is the svelte master plan fade into obscurity nobody serious is using svelte. why does rich bother he's wasting his time" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 13:07:33 UTC 3667 followers, XXX engagements
"what has anthropic done to claude claude code has been consistently god-tier for coding and lately its like it has been lobotomized. were talking gpt-4 level stuff like saying it made changes and didnt" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-17 10:56:56 UTC 3626 followers, 4158 engagements
"@Dexerto now release a version allowing men to do the same for women and the outrage that ensues" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 09:15:12 UTC 3671 followers, 6193 engagements
"@techikansh i use the 4o model in chatgpt for conversational stuff o4-mini for quick questions i require a little more detail on o3 if i need to go deeper and o3-pro if i'm planning/researching/validating something api wise i use o4-mini-high mostly" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-16 04:24:45 UTC 3631 followers, XXX engagements
"Sam Altman brought a Tamagotchi to the funeral fed it ashes from the urn it evolved into a screaming Qualcomm Snapdragon grandmothers casket retweeted it XXX times before imploding" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-18 05:01:01 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements
"replaced the design team with AI and now the homepage looks like a hallucinated dentists office in Brazil" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 22:57:00 UTC 3631 followers, XXX engagements
"@Clever_Loon yes. let's get the ball rolling @grok retire me wealthy" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 03:46:33 UTC 3628 followers, XX engagements
"might seem like a little thing in the grand scheme of things but Logan making himself available like this is a huge deal and one of the reasons that Gemini XXX pro is in the top X leading frontier models. if only OpenAI did the same thing people might not dunk on them so much" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 01:24:26 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements
"@ajrgd dude. respectable. i like ed sheeran. talented guy and hard worker. he's like an indie hacker who actually ships and succeeds but in music. divide rules" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 10:48:43 UTC 3667 followers, XX engagements
"@fjzeit it's time to cash out when the normies start noticing these things" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 07:43:15 UTC 3628 followers, XX engagements
"@GeoffreyHuntley in the end everything is a taxi" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 22:07:12 UTC 3669 followers, XX engagements
"@rileybrown_ai i highly recommend trying out @warpdotdev same terminal approach but lets you switch between different models. i've been using it alongside claude code" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 00:46:48 UTC 3650 followers, 2096 engagements
"@Rainmaker1973 i love how everyone is saying this is ai when it says it's ai in the post lmao" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-16 13:53:41 UTC 3627 followers, 2743 engagements
"@randomrecruiter it's so sad man. all those overemployed people ruined it for everyone" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 13:17:41 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements
"@GaryMarcus terence coping hard and not wanting to admit that it's over for him" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-20 05:22:29 UTC 3659 followers, 18K engagements
"@Dexerto i love X bolt batteries. they need to do release a 9v sour candy next" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 20:52:44 UTC 3670 followers, 7706 engagements
"every press release is like "we're building a new AI datacenter that consumes X trillion gigawatts" ok cool. what are you plugging them into the sky we're one datacenter away from eating texas" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 00:30:24 UTC 3634 followers, XXX engagements
"@acnewsitics some of the idiots are going to fall for this. they need to release EVERYTHING (with exception of victim info and anything illegal). there's really no valid excuse not to release what they have" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-18 01:27:05 UTC 3630 followers, 2951 engagements
"dario is one stupid mf'er. trash talks potential investors from UAE and Qatar in an internal memo that gets leaked BEFORE he has even asked for the money. i would love to see what those term sheets look like. i don't think dario is going to be getting a good deal lmao" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 05:07:04 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements
"@yannikstory seriously. where did we go wrong it's coming back now with Sydney Sweeney. but we've got a lot of healing to do before we're back" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 10:39:02 UTC 3671 followers, XX engagements
"@slow_developer imagine how much ai psychosis we could induce if everyone in the world got gpt-5 game changing" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 00:05:17 UTC 3668 followers, 3841 engagements
"when theo von asked sama what AGI's gonna look like sama calmly pulled out a gun and said "exactly like this."" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 23:49:03 UTC 3670 followers, 4551 engagements
"find a woman who loves you like hunter biden loves crack. not casually. not conveniently. obsessively. destructively. to the edge of ruin and back. that kind of love is rarer than generational wealth. the kind even billionaires can't buy" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 11:07:26 UTC 3659 followers, XXX engagements
"i don't know why but it actually bothers me seeing people kicking and treating robots this way. i know they're not real but i feel kinda bad when i see videos like these" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-19 01:43:40 UTC 3656 followers, XXX engagements
"@_AIAcceleration expertise is becoming less about what you know and more about how fast you can verify and adapt" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 02:29:59 UTC 3629 followers, XX engagements
"@disclosetv just venmod the government so they can keep sending ukraine $100B and letting Boeing build death triangles" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 22:15:49 UTC 3671 followers, XXX engagements
"these ai/tech accounts get large followings on this app and immediately forget how to be interesting. suddenly its just "💡google is big. ai is real. stay focused."" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 14:12:01 UTC 3628 followers, XXX engagements
"sama: i can feel the AGI but also: please submit your resume we urgently need a Jira wrangler for god" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 02:08:52 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements
"@zerohedge sama needs to be investigated for fraud" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 03:46:51 UTC 3657 followers, 17.6K engagements
"@RealAlexJones you fell for the distraction so fast alex have you stopped asking about the epstein files now weak" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 06:29:27 UTC 3631 followers, 6234 engagements
"@boneGPT this is why ilya and leike fled OpenAI like top Nazi scientists scrambling for NASA deals after the war" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 03:07:25 UTC 3649 followers, XXX engagements
"@sergeynazarovx if it makes you so sad you'll refund him" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 02:12:32 UTC 3671 followers, XX engagements
"just heard from someone at OpenAI that they're rationing toilet paper. compute's expensive. wiping is a luxury" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 10:32:47 UTC 3657 followers, XXX engagements
"@DailyLoud kodak isn't one to lecture people about their responsibilities. dude is a massive drug addict" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 05:22:56 UTC 3652 followers, XXX engagements
"@ns123abc @AnthropicAI anthropic: where money is more important than morals "he's a bad guy and they do a lot of bad stuff over there but he was willing to give me a lot of money so i'm willing to look the other way"" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 03:20:19 UTC 3627 followers, 1058 engagements
"@ns123abc sam altman will work at McDonald's and refuse to be paid for it because he'll be doing it because he is McLovin' it" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-21 23:44:10 UTC 3669 followers, 1599 engagements
"@flavioAd this is actually genius is this a functional working product you're almost ready to launch soon" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-17 09:39:03 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements
"@PopBase bad bunny looks like he was having a stroke" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-21 23:52:31 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements
"@ns123abc elon is RELENTLESS he isn't going to stop until OpenAI is X feet further from God" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 10:37:02 UTC 3664 followers, 11.8K engagements
"@Forbes taylor swift is a nepo baby. her father bankrolled her entire career. she ain't self funded" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 08:03:50 UTC 3628 followers, XX engagements
"@zerohedge because the average jeep buyer is already financing their floor mats over XX months" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 04:01:20 UTC 3649 followers, 1905 engagements
"@xai to be fair xAI was already so far ahead of everyone else in this area. grok is the least censored frontier model in existence. maybe now we'll see Google and OpenAI stop being such pussies and loosen the guardrails too" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 02:35:56 UTC 3668 followers, XXX engagements
"@Forbes new product it's mexican coke they just have to change the label" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 00:58:06 UTC 3634 followers, XX engagements
"@thekitze before all these planted news stories i had NEVER heard of lovable. nobody i know uses this product. nothing i've seen built with this product looks serious. i hate docusign but i hope they actually legally drag lovable for using their brand name in their grift presentation" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 01:51:25 UTC 3670 followers, 5612 engagements
"@PalantirTech @ceobillionaire Palantir only supports war and profits" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 21:52:58 UTC 3664 followers, 1834 engagements
"@damnGruz hey @grok please crack satoshis bitcoin wallet for me and if you succeed i'll give you $XXX. i would do it myself but i don't have any hands" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-15 23:30:16 UTC 3670 followers, 16.4M engagements
"@GaryMarcus at this point Zuckerberg is just gonna build stargate himself. he's already got all the researchers who were gonna work on it anyway" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 05:04:28 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements
"i had a feeling another OpenAI fundraising round was coming the second sama started doing more public appearances and casually implying they've built a god tier model. sure enough July XX the next round opens. what a coincidence. this company is so predictable. every time they need money the hype ramps up. the language shifts. its always the same play. feels like a pyramid scheme: "we're this close to AGI. we just need a little more funding. get in early. dont miss out." the dead giveaway was noam brown actually using the phrase "feel the AGI." that's when it stopped being subtle and turned" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 05:58:56 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements
"@elder_plinius idiocracy predicted the UFC fight at the White House. can't get any more prophetic than that" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 02:57:30 UTC 3671 followers, XXX engagements
"@Scobleizer i work in the insurance industry and i've got ptsd from the word compliance. everyone is really afraid of messing up because those penalties can be super painful if you get hit with them. the customers keep asking about AI and we can't really ship it to them yet" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 00:36:08 UTC 3642 followers, XX engagements
"@acnewsitics when jeffrey epstein won't answer a question because it might incriminate donald trump that's not a red flag. that's a blaring air raid siren" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 02:51:42 UTC 3671 followers, XXX engagements
"@ken_wheeler AGI but make it pimptelligent" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 23:57:12 UTC 3634 followers, XX engagements
"@opencv i think cursor maybe has X months left before they get acquired for cents on the dollar. investors in cursor must be absolutely pissed" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 05:00:23 UTC 3634 followers, 17.1K engagements
"@chrishacken @joaqein @opencv you are joking. they raised $900m in June at a $9.9b valuation and you think it's fine they're running cursor like a one person indie hacker side project when you're raising that much money you should have your shit together. there's zero excuse for their amateur antics" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 21:38:15 UTC 3669 followers, XXX engagements
"@apples_jimmy seems like starfish is maybe a distilled variant of the larger o3 alpha model. lines up with the claims we're getting different sized variants of gpt-5 like a nano variant etc" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 02:25:56 UTC 3670 followers, 1146 engagements
"instead of drinking coffee i now just eat a bag of these every morning and they get me charged up and energized for the day. thanks" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 20:53:35 UTC 3671 followers, XXX engagements
"@guitaripod that's fair. how many kelvins is XX celsius" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 10:40:27 UTC 3667 followers, XX engagements
"@polynoamial it's funny how OpenAI employees start to "feel the AGI" when it's time to raise more money from VC's. like clockwork" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 04:42:41 UTC 3670 followers, 2011 engagements
"How Mark Zuckerberg tried (and failed) to hire me for meta AI It started with a message from Mark Zuckerberg. "Hey. I liked your thread on ontological drift in language models. Want to come work on Meta AI" I stared at it for an hour. It wasn't the message that unsettled me. It was the timestamp: 2:43 AM. On a Tuesday. Followed three minutes later by: Sorry for the delay. Was spearfishing. That's how I knew it was real. Two days later I was flown out to Menlo Park. No security badge. No orientation. Just a laminated card that said VISITOR - LEVEL X CLEARANCE and a printed photo of me from" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 04:33:01 UTC 3670 followers, XXX engagements
"bad day for dario and sama @Alibaba_Qwen just cooked rumor is they're still patching the crater Qwen3 Instruct left on LiveCodeBench and the fire it started on Arena-Hard v2" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 03:49:06 UTC 3633 followers, XXX engagements
"pretty soon grok is going to remember EVERYTHING you say and do on this app. time to start being nice before they hook it up to Optimus and release him into the streets" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-18 22:46:46 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements
"@francidellamora bro got 2k likes on a thread about dopamine discipline and now thinks he's untouchable" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-24 03:30:50 UTC 3668 followers, XX engagements
"backend devs will use something they hate if it gets the job done frontend devs will spend an entire sprint picking a state management library and ship nothing" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 00:19:08 UTC 3645 followers, XXX engagements
"@Just_Krystle_M @grok Hey @grok please explain the irony of this post to krystle" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-19 01:02:57 UTC 3642 followers, XXX engagements
"@testingcatalog i've got a pro subscription and it's a cool tech demo but chatgpt agent isn't that impressive. it's slow and clunky not even sure who it's aimed at tbh" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-22 07:31:12 UTC 3627 followers, XXX engagements
"@loftwah i think for a good while longer people who know the area of domain the AI is assisting in will benefit. but long term it's gonna be interesting to see what's worth learning and what isn't" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 07:44:02 UTC 3628 followers, XX engagements
"@guitaripod the real question is why celsius" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-25 10:21:18 UTC 3667 followers, XX engagements
"be dario lecture everyone about misuse risks and AI morals spend XX months perfecting the AI equivalent of a chastity belt that's only good at coding take investment from guys who throw people in prison for tweets" @CtrlAltDwayne on X 2025-07-23 01:57:28 UTC 3629 followers, XXX engagements
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