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![CtrlAltDwayne Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1656279377213263873.png) Dwayne [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/twitter/CtrlAltDwayne) on x 3619 followers
Created: 2025-07-11 12:26:03 UTC

tiger global asked for our unit economics and i showed them a slide with two gorillas fighting over a usb stick. when they asked why, i said “this is B2B.”

i was wearing a suit, but it was clearly a rental. you could see the barcode through the collar.

they said “we like your energy” and then ghosted us

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XXX engagements

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