[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@zeta_globin](/creator/twitter/zeta_globin) "@amruthapotnuru @secretmeowth @rissaoffline oh I read this as asking for my hs bf's # because I didn't check the parent comment and because I am also very not intelligent I almost just directly posted the # for the chaos too"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947881050299891960) 2025-07-23 04:46:46 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements "zoomer intern was reprimanded by millenial coworker for using the r word on friday and he just immediately responded he's allowed to use it because he was dyslexic as a kid it was as fast and direct as a lightning strike"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944149634588229780) 2025-07-12 21:39:28 UTC 14.4K followers, 2.1M engagements "DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THEY USE ARGON PLASMA BEAMS TO STOP BLEEDS IN THE LIVER you probably did but"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946018191928435075) 2025-07-18 01:24:26 UTC 14.4K followers, 1919 engagements "the main reason smart people should have kids has nothing to do with eugenics but rather the reality that their kids are way more tolerable and interesting tbh"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947460481738019333) 2025-07-22 00:55:35 UTC 14.4K followers, 6195 engagements "guys you can memorize amino acid codons while also being aware of strategic misacylation in certain environmental states- it's not hard to learn rules and understand they can be broken"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947694782341640615) 2025-07-22 16:26:37 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements "guess which nyc hospital site has the worst rate of post surgery multidrug resistant infections"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946040049058885882) 2025-07-18 02:51:18 UTC 14.4K followers, 1640 engagements ""ai is revolutionizing biology" meanwhile in biology:"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1945649327860584910) 2025-07-17 00:58:42 UTC 14.4K followers, 1791 engagements "there was a ton A TON of blood and I can literally taste copper in my mouth like when I first got it put in in 2019"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946297667513974835) 2025-07-18 19:54:59 UTC 14.4K followers, 2961 engagements "@snuppydogg @yacineMTB you are from the second most inbred ethnic group on the planet"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946210846843031703) 2025-07-18 14:09:59 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements "in 2018 my college boyfriend at seagen made me do a 23&me test after I had already done whole genome sequencing through a friend's startup and 23&me came back as so Finnish I was Chinese and I got targeted ads everywhere afterwards to be an Asian egg donor"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1945711223468605940) 2025-07-17 05:04:39 UTC 14.4K followers, 11.5K engagements "does anyone know WHAT specific drugs the tech guy got into any friends know"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946030067261272457) 2025-07-18 02:11:38 UTC 14.4K followers, 4762 engagements "@mjr1114 oh can you give the technical medical definition of retard to clear that up"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944291708855820790) 2025-07-13 07:04:01 UTC 14.4K followers, 123.3K engagements "planning my entire life around the availability of a centrifuge like the iranians"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944612904117886997) 2025-07-14 04:20:20 UTC 14.4K followers, 4541 engagements "LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I AM IUD FREE AND IT DID NOT REQUIRE SURGERY if you're in new york and have a maybe embedded iud I waited six months for an appointment with this doctor and she did what three other obgyns could not I would include a photo but it's super graphic"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946286685160890579) 2025-07-18 19:11:20 UTC 14.4K followers, 29.6K engagements "me in personal life: "oh my god that broke on day X and is $XX I'm going to do the amazon return" me in my professional life: "that grant is under 500k and not worth our time""  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947405347616149577) 2025-07-21 21:16:30 UTC 14.4K followers, 3589 engagements "everyone says you have to reply to important cold emails from higher ups pretty immediately but I've actually found thoroughly fact checking the bullshit you're about to send and replying within a couple of hours leads to far fewer blunders"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947873790819446924) 2025-07-23 04:17:56 UTC 14.4K followers, 3881 engagements "ALSO she said how women respond to them immunologically actually seems to really depend on the partner which is wild"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946287601888973057) 2025-07-18 19:14:59 UTC 14.4K followers, 3122 engagements "@rissaoffline do zoomers not memorize them like millenials do"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947876596221710847) 2025-07-23 04:29:04 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements "outside of traveling to see other family I sincerely do not get why you would travel as a family"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947296671643095526) 2025-07-21 14:04:40 UTC 14.4K followers, 10.2K engagements "@chadson_ @allgarbled wasn't daniel no fault evicted"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947870365381804256) 2025-07-23 04:04:19 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements "@amruthapotnuru @rissaoffline I even remember my high school boyfriends number because I used his grocery account for food discounts all through undergrad"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947878685534478748) 2025-07-23 04:37:23 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements "is it just me or did life science go from being XX% female to now like 95%"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947354392824266803) 2025-07-21 17:54:02 UTC 14.4K followers, 13.2K engagements "are there any major denial movements for relatively unimportant events in history"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944163620772098376) 2025-07-12 22:35:02 UTC 14.4K followers, 1674 engagements "zoomers will never know the absolutely fucked 2010s vibe of getting breakfast before 8:15 am calc during your freshman year of college and rihanna's s&m playing on the cold sterile dining hall intercom"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1945449585939505581) 2025-07-16 11:45:00 UTC 14.4K followers, 3537 engagements "how unethical would it be to name my daughter bathsheba"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1945664204888744415) 2025-07-17 01:57:49 UTC 14.4K followers, 3427 engagements "you have no idea how much I wish this wasn't just my real life waiting for a centrifuge at 12:21 am on a sunday night/monday morning"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944613272545640577) 2025-07-14 04:21:47 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements "do you guys ever think about how much money time and planning goes into creating the average ephemeral vibe"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1948244975843528846) 2025-07-24 04:52:53 UTC 14.4K followers, 2185 engagements "@secretmeowth @amruthapotnuru @rissaoffline he was very not intelligent (but very kind) and married an older woman right before covid"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947880426665570318) 2025-07-23 04:44:18 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements "what snacks should I take to pick up an organ in massachusetts tomorrow"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946991043288674804) 2025-07-20 17:50:12 UTC 14.4K followers, 2071 engagements "friend asked why I never dated in new york and most of the men who grew up near here seem gay to me- like to my bones the core of my being registers them as homosexual- they frequently have the gay male speech accent and everything in addition to quite literally gay interests & mannerisms"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1938385480300773826) 2025-06-26 23:54:46 UTC 14.4K followers, 599.7K engagements "somewhere in the last XX years it became politically incorrect to ask kids to memorize things & my most heretical belief is that this was one of the worst things that happened to science- you should regularly be pressed to perform rote memorization and entry should be based on it"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947407729363984835) 2025-07-21 21:25:58 UTC 14.4K followers, 219.6K engagements "does anyone know WHICH tranquilizers she used for her anger and aggression asking for a friend"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1948248899325440239) 2025-07-24 05:08:28 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements "terminal cancer patient in our lab started a betting pool about whether she dies or our director's dog dies first and I love her more than words"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946363053336826309) 2025-07-19 00:14:48 UTC 14.4K followers, 10.1K engagements "fixed my own sink by using o3 the era of ai boyfriends is here"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944494945295053001) 2025-07-13 20:31:36 UTC 14.4K followers, 7757 engagements "assortive mating is all fun and good until you're like oh our kids would definitely blow up a continent purely out of curiosity and capability"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947175564848083081) 2025-07-21 06:03:26 UTC 14.4K followers, 5292 engagements "is there an official name for this aesthetic that will look super dated in XX years"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1936613351976538200) 2025-06-22 02:32:58 UTC 14.4K followers, 564.8K engagements "@chadson_ @allgarbled the only time I use google anymore is when I need to use twitter search"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947870890055573774) 2025-07-23 04:06:24 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements "sometimes I feel insecure about occasionally being a hot mess but then I see the forest from the trees and realize grand overarching cross-institutional infrastructural dysfunction is so far reaching that I really shouldn't feel bad"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947790099053207990) 2025-07-22 22:45:22 UTC 14.4K followers, 1224 engagements "my dad grew up in kettering ohio where nearby the mound labs from project dayton kept busy making things like radioactive pacemakers that worked great but did blow up crematoriums in the 90s even though the atomic energy commission said they wouldn't"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947905251878584345) 2025-07-23 06:22:57 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements "everytime I see it I'm like "oh yeah that was by far the most stressful part of my childhood for both my parents and me and like its own dedicated circle of hell""  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947297014435230040) 2025-07-21 14:06:01 UTC 14.4K followers, 1153 engagements
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"@amruthapotnuru @secretmeowth @rissaoffline oh I read this as asking for my hs bf's # because I didn't check the parent comment and because I am also very not intelligent I almost just directly posted the # for the chaos too"
@zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:46:46 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements
"zoomer intern was reprimanded by millenial coworker for using the r word on friday and he just immediately responded he's allowed to use it because he was dyslexic as a kid it was as fast and direct as a lightning strike" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-12 21:39:28 UTC 14.4K followers, 2.1M engagements
"DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THEY USE ARGON PLASMA BEAMS TO STOP BLEEDS IN THE LIVER you probably did but" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 01:24:26 UTC 14.4K followers, 1919 engagements
"the main reason smart people should have kids has nothing to do with eugenics but rather the reality that their kids are way more tolerable and interesting tbh" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-22 00:55:35 UTC 14.4K followers, 6195 engagements
"guys you can memorize amino acid codons while also being aware of strategic misacylation in certain environmental states- it's not hard to learn rules and understand they can be broken" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-22 16:26:37 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements
"guess which nyc hospital site has the worst rate of post surgery multidrug resistant infections" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 02:51:18 UTC 14.4K followers, 1640 engagements
""ai is revolutionizing biology" meanwhile in biology:" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-17 00:58:42 UTC 14.4K followers, 1791 engagements
"there was a ton A TON of blood and I can literally taste copper in my mouth like when I first got it put in in 2019" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 19:54:59 UTC 14.4K followers, 2961 engagements
"@snuppydogg @yacineMTB you are from the second most inbred ethnic group on the planet" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 14:09:59 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements
"in 2018 my college boyfriend at seagen made me do a 23&me test after I had already done whole genome sequencing through a friend's startup and 23&me came back as so Finnish I was Chinese and I got targeted ads everywhere afterwards to be an Asian egg donor" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-17 05:04:39 UTC 14.4K followers, 11.5K engagements
"does anyone know WHAT specific drugs the tech guy got into any friends know" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 02:11:38 UTC 14.4K followers, 4762 engagements
"@mjr1114 oh can you give the technical medical definition of retard to clear that up" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-13 07:04:01 UTC 14.4K followers, 123.3K engagements
"planning my entire life around the availability of a centrifuge like the iranians" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-14 04:20:20 UTC 14.4K followers, 4541 engagements
"LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I AM IUD FREE AND IT DID NOT REQUIRE SURGERY if you're in new york and have a maybe embedded iud I waited six months for an appointment with this doctor and she did what three other obgyns could not I would include a photo but it's super graphic" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 19:11:20 UTC 14.4K followers, 29.6K engagements
"me in personal life: "oh my god that broke on day X and is $XX I'm going to do the amazon return" me in my professional life: "that grant is under 500k and not worth our time"" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 21:16:30 UTC 14.4K followers, 3589 engagements
"everyone says you have to reply to important cold emails from higher ups pretty immediately but I've actually found thoroughly fact checking the bullshit you're about to send and replying within a couple of hours leads to far fewer blunders" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:17:56 UTC 14.4K followers, 3881 engagements
"ALSO she said how women respond to them immunologically actually seems to really depend on the partner which is wild" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 19:14:59 UTC 14.4K followers, 3122 engagements
"@rissaoffline do zoomers not memorize them like millenials do" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:29:04 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements
"outside of traveling to see other family I sincerely do not get why you would travel as a family" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 14:04:40 UTC 14.4K followers, 10.2K engagements
"@chadson_ @allgarbled wasn't daniel no fault evicted" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:04:19 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements
"@amruthapotnuru @rissaoffline I even remember my high school boyfriends number because I used his grocery account for food discounts all through undergrad" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:37:23 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements
"is it just me or did life science go from being XX% female to now like 95%" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 17:54:02 UTC 14.4K followers, 13.2K engagements
"are there any major denial movements for relatively unimportant events in history" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-12 22:35:02 UTC 14.4K followers, 1674 engagements
"zoomers will never know the absolutely fucked 2010s vibe of getting breakfast before 8:15 am calc during your freshman year of college and rihanna's s&m playing on the cold sterile dining hall intercom" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-16 11:45:00 UTC 14.4K followers, 3537 engagements
"how unethical would it be to name my daughter bathsheba" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-17 01:57:49 UTC 14.4K followers, 3427 engagements
"you have no idea how much I wish this wasn't just my real life waiting for a centrifuge at 12:21 am on a sunday night/monday morning" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-14 04:21:47 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements
"do you guys ever think about how much money time and planning goes into creating the average ephemeral vibe" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-24 04:52:53 UTC 14.4K followers, 2185 engagements
"@secretmeowth @amruthapotnuru @rissaoffline he was very not intelligent (but very kind) and married an older woman right before covid" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:44:18 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements
"what snacks should I take to pick up an organ in massachusetts tomorrow" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-20 17:50:12 UTC 14.4K followers, 2071 engagements
"friend asked why I never dated in new york and most of the men who grew up near here seem gay to me- like to my bones the core of my being registers them as homosexual- they frequently have the gay male speech accent and everything in addition to quite literally gay interests & mannerisms" @zeta_globin on X 2025-06-26 23:54:46 UTC 14.4K followers, 599.7K engagements
"somewhere in the last XX years it became politically incorrect to ask kids to memorize things & my most heretical belief is that this was one of the worst things that happened to science- you should regularly be pressed to perform rote memorization and entry should be based on it" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 21:25:58 UTC 14.4K followers, 219.6K engagements
"does anyone know WHICH tranquilizers she used for her anger and aggression asking for a friend" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-24 05:08:28 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements
"terminal cancer patient in our lab started a betting pool about whether she dies or our director's dog dies first and I love her more than words" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-19 00:14:48 UTC 14.4K followers, 10.1K engagements
"fixed my own sink by using o3 the era of ai boyfriends is here" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-13 20:31:36 UTC 14.4K followers, 7757 engagements
"assortive mating is all fun and good until you're like oh our kids would definitely blow up a continent purely out of curiosity and capability" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 06:03:26 UTC 14.4K followers, 5292 engagements
"is there an official name for this aesthetic that will look super dated in XX years" @zeta_globin on X 2025-06-22 02:32:58 UTC 14.4K followers, 564.8K engagements
"@chadson_ @allgarbled the only time I use google anymore is when I need to use twitter search" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:06:24 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements
"sometimes I feel insecure about occasionally being a hot mess but then I see the forest from the trees and realize grand overarching cross-institutional infrastructural dysfunction is so far reaching that I really shouldn't feel bad" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-22 22:45:22 UTC 14.4K followers, 1224 engagements
"my dad grew up in kettering ohio where nearby the mound labs from project dayton kept busy making things like radioactive pacemakers that worked great but did blow up crematoriums in the 90s even though the atomic energy commission said they wouldn't" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 06:22:57 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements
"everytime I see it I'm like "oh yeah that was by far the most stressful part of my childhood for both my parents and me and like its own dedicated circle of hell"" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 14:06:01 UTC 14.4K followers, 1153 engagements