[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @zeta_globin zeta zeta posts on X about drugs, women, the r, intern the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1634953426034458624/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXX -XX% - X Month XXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Year XXXXXXXXXX +44% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1634953426034458624/posts_active)  - X Week XX -XX% - X Month XXX +224% - X Months XXX -XX% - X Year XXXXX +29% ### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1634953426034458624/followers)  - X Week XXXXXX +0.08% - X Month XXXXXX +1.30% - X Months XXXXXX +10% - X Year XXXXXX +47% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1634953426034458624/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1634953426034458624/influence) --- **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks) XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [drugs](/topic/drugs) 2.3%, [women](/topic/women) 2.3%, [the r](/topic/the-r) 1.15%, [intern](/topic/intern) 1.15%, [plasma](/topic/plasma) 1.15%, [columbia](/topic/columbia) 1.15%, [finland](/topic/finland) 1.15%, [ads](/topic/ads) 1.15%, [genome](/topic/genome) 1.15%, [$nok](/topic/$nok) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@snuppydogg](/creator/undefined) [@annietyzak](/creator/undefined) [@amruthapotnuru](/creator/undefined) [@wondering_camel](/creator/undefined) [@secretmeowth](/creator/undefined) [@awoooouwuooooo](/creator/undefined) [@bellicosebestie](/creator/undefined) [@rissaoffline](/creator/undefined) [@justalexoki](/creator/undefined) [@alt1na1](/creator/undefined) [@gkunstwerk](/creator/undefined) [@georgepunished](/creator/undefined) [@chadson_](/creator/undefined) [@_baklon](/creator/undefined) [@sh2f088](/creator/undefined) [@gretcie](/creator/undefined) [@enjoyingthewind](/creator/undefined) [@1v100000](/creator/undefined) [@heshiebee](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Nokia Corporation (NOK)](/topic/$nok) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1634953426034458624/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "regular reminder that like a fourth to a third of people have a hole in their heart which is the leading cause (or maybe second leading cause) of stroke in non-obese young people"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944567297613721919) 2025-07-14 01:19:06 UTC 14.4K followers, 51.1K engagements "@amruthapotnuru @secretmeowth @rissaoffline oh I read this as asking for my hs bf's # because I didn't check the parent comment and because I am also very not intelligent I almost just directly posted the # for the chaos too"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947881050299891960) 2025-07-23 04:46:46 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements "zoomer intern was reprimanded by millenial coworker for using the r word on friday and he just immediately responded he's allowed to use it because he was dyslexic as a kid it was as fast and direct as a lightning strike"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944149634588229780) 2025-07-12 21:39:28 UTC 14.4K followers, 2.1M engagements "DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THEY USE ARGON PLASMA BEAMS TO STOP BLEEDS IN THE LIVER you probably did but"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946018191928435075) 2025-07-18 01:24:26 UTC 14.4K followers, 1879 engagements "the main reason smart people should have kids has nothing to do with eugenics but rather the reality that their kids are way more tolerable and interesting tbh"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947460481738019333) 2025-07-22 00:55:35 UTC 14.4K followers, 6142 engagements "once I was working in a biotech outreach program where this unhinged lady wanted to teach viral plaque assays to high schoolers using live unattenuated hsv2 and instead of reporting her to the state (didn't have time)- I just autoclaved the virus before putting it back at -80c"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1942025900670730472) 2025-07-07 01:00:30 UTC 14.4K followers, 17.1K engagements "guys you can memorize amino acid codons while also being aware of strategic misacylation in certain environmental states- it's not hard to learn rules and understand they can be broken"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947694782341640615) 2025-07-22 16:26:37 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements "guess which nyc hospital site has the worst rate of post surgery multidrug resistant infections"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946040049058885882) 2025-07-18 02:51:18 UTC 14.4K followers, 1633 engagements "there was a ton A TON of blood and I can literally taste copper in my mouth like when I first got it put in in 2019"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946297667513974835) 2025-07-18 19:54:59 UTC 14.4K followers, 2959 engagements "in 2018 my college boyfriend at seagen made me do a 23&me test after I had already done whole genome sequencing through a friend's startup and 23&me came back as so Finnish I was Chinese and I got targeted ads everywhere afterwards to be an Asian egg donor"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1945711223468605940) 2025-07-17 05:04:39 UTC 14.4K followers, 11.5K engagements "@_baklon she literally had to dig around in my uterus for XX solid minutes she's kind of the iud whisperer of the city"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946291705067569410) 2025-07-18 19:31:17 UTC 14.4K followers, 1695 engagements "trying to sleep literally before any travel"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947221888104595920) 2025-07-21 09:07:30 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements "does anyone know WHAT specific drugs the tech guy got into any friends know"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946030067261272457) 2025-07-18 02:11:38 UTC 14.4K followers, 4741 engagements "@mjr1114 oh can you give the technical medical definition of retard to clear that up"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944291708855820790) 2025-07-13 07:04:01 UTC 14.4K followers, 123.3K engagements "planning my entire life around the availability of a centrifuge like the iranians"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944612904117886997) 2025-07-14 04:20:20 UTC 14.4K followers, 4532 engagements "the older I get the more I strongly feel point X should always be what clinical data do we have for humans AT ALL because in vitro models are terrible and mouse models are terrible glp drugs would likely have never made it to market had they been intensively studied in mice"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1943852702020112882) 2025-07-12 01:59:33 UTC 14.4K followers, 2678 engagements "LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I AM IUD FREE AND IT DID NOT REQUIRE SURGERY if you're in new york and have a maybe embedded iud I waited six months for an appointment with this doctor and she did what three other obgyns could not I would include a photo but it's super graphic"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946286685160890579) 2025-07-18 19:11:20 UTC 14.4K followers, 29.6K engagements "me in personal life: "oh my god that broke on day X and is $XX I'm going to do the amazon return" me in my professional life: "that grant is under 500k and not worth our time""  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947405347616149577) 2025-07-21 21:16:30 UTC 14.4K followers, 3558 engagements "everyone says you have to reply to important cold emails from higher ups pretty immediately but I've actually found thoroughly fact checking the bullshit you're about to send and replying within a couple of hours leads to far fewer blunders"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947873790819446924) 2025-07-23 04:17:56 UTC 14.4K followers, 2082 engagements "I need like a month off to go to california washington state and texas"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947484451359100977) 2025-07-22 02:30:50 UTC 14.4K followers, 1851 engagements "ALSO she said how women respond to them immunologically actually seems to really depend on the partner which is wild"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946287601888973057) 2025-07-18 19:14:59 UTC 14.4K followers, 3111 engagements "@rissaoffline do zoomers not memorize them like millenials do"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947876596221710847) 2025-07-23 04:29:04 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements "outside of traveling to see other family I sincerely do not get why you would travel as a family"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947296671643095526) 2025-07-21 14:04:40 UTC 14.4K followers, 10.2K engagements "@chadson_ @allgarbled wasn't daniel no fault evicted"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947870365381804256) 2025-07-23 04:04:19 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements "@amruthapotnuru @rissaoffline I even remember my high school boyfriends number because I used his grocery account for food discounts all through undergrad"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947878685534478748) 2025-07-23 04:37:23 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements "is it just me or did life science go from being XX% female to now like 95%"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947354392824266803) 2025-07-21 17:54:02 UTC 14.4K followers, 13.2K engagements "are there any major denial movements for relatively unimportant events in history"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944163620772098376) 2025-07-12 22:35:02 UTC 14.4K followers, 1665 engagements "everyone talks about therapy meanwhile I'm like man I wish there were professional insulters that I could hire for the motivation"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944078396943695924) 2025-07-12 16:56:23 UTC 14.4K followers, 4688 engagements "did you guys know the main genetic risk for macular degeneration also dramatically increases your risk for foreign body reactions I did not"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947376055356194969) 2025-07-21 19:20:06 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements "how unethical would it be to name my daughter bathsheba"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1945664204888744415) 2025-07-17 01:57:49 UTC 14.4K followers, 3406 engagements "you have no idea how much I wish this wasn't just my real life waiting for a centrifuge at 12:21 am on a sunday night/monday morning"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944613272545640577) 2025-07-14 04:21:47 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements "what snacks should I take to pick up an organ in massachusetts tomorrow"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946991043288674804) 2025-07-20 17:50:12 UTC 14.4K followers, 2050 engagements "@secretmeowth @amruthapotnuru @rissaoffline he was very not intelligent (but very kind) and married an older woman right before covid"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947880426665570318) 2025-07-23 04:44:18 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements "friend asked why I never dated in new york and most of the men who grew up near here seem gay to me- like to my bones the core of my being registers them as homosexual- they frequently have the gay male speech accent and everything in addition to quite literally gay interests & mannerisms"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1938385480300773826) 2025-06-26 23:54:46 UTC 14.4K followers, 599.3K engagements "@ThatTimeYouSaw nah the device they let me take it home"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946290761667870856) 2025-07-18 19:27:32 UTC 14.4K followers, 2042 engagements "somewhere in the last XX years it became politically incorrect to ask kids to memorize things & my most heretical belief is that this was one of the worst things that happened to science- you should regularly be pressed to perform rote memorization and entry should be based on it"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947407729363984835) 2025-07-21 21:25:58 UTC 14.4K followers, 208.9K engagements "also she said I def should not have had the copper one with hemochromatosis"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946286801267605745) 2025-07-18 19:11:48 UTC 14.4K followers, 3011 engagements "terminal cancer patient in our lab started a betting pool about whether she dies or our director's dog dies first and I love her more than words"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1946363053336826309) 2025-07-19 00:14:48 UTC 14.4K followers, 10K engagements "fixed my own sink by using o3 the era of ai boyfriends is here"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1944494945295053001) 2025-07-13 20:31:36 UTC 14.4K followers, 7738 engagements "assortive mating is all fun and good until you're like oh our kids would definitely blow up a continent purely out of curiosity and capability"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947175564848083081) 2025-07-21 06:03:26 UTC 14.4K followers, 5265 engagements "is there an official name for this aesthetic that will look super dated in XX years"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1936613351976538200) 2025-06-22 02:32:58 UTC 14.4K followers, 564.7K engagements "@chadson_ @allgarbled the only time I use google anymore is when I need to use twitter search"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947870890055573774) 2025-07-23 04:06:24 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements "sometimes I feel insecure about occasionally being a hot mess but then I see the forest from the trees and realize grand overarching cross-institutional infrastructural dysfunction is so far reaching that I really shouldn't feel bad"  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947790099053207990) 2025-07-22 22:45:22 UTC 14.4K followers, 1224 engagements "everytime I see it I'm like "oh yeah that was by far the most stressful part of my childhood for both my parents and me and like its own dedicated circle of hell""  [@zeta_globin](/creator/x/zeta_globin) on [X](/post/tweet/1947297014435230040) 2025-07-21 14:06:01 UTC 14.4K followers, 1153 engagements
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@zeta_globin zeta
zeta posts on X about drugs, women, the r, intern the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Engagements: XXXXXX #
- X Week XXXXXXX -XX%
- X Month XXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXX +44%
Mentions: XX #
- X Week XX -XX%
- X Month XXX +224%
- X Months XXX -XX%
- X Year XXXXX +29%
Followers: XXXXXX #
- X Week XXXXXX +0.08%
- X Month XXXXXX +1.30%
- X Months XXXXXX +10%
- X Year XXXXXX +47%
CreatorRank: XXXXXXX #
Social Influence #
Social category influence countries XXXX% stocks XXXX% technology brands XXXX% social networks XXXX%
Social topic influence drugs 2.3%, women 2.3%, the r 1.15%, intern 1.15%, plasma 1.15%, columbia 1.15%, finland 1.15%, ads 1.15%, genome 1.15%, $nok XXXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @snuppydogg @annietyzak @amruthapotnuru @wondering_camel @secretmeowth @awoooouwuooooo @bellicosebestie @rissaoffline @justalexoki @alt1na1 @gkunstwerk @georgepunished @chadson_ @_baklon @sh2f088 @gretcie @enjoyingthewind @1v100000 @heshiebee
Top assets mentioned Nokia Corporation (NOK) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)
Top Social Posts #
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"regular reminder that like a fourth to a third of people have a hole in their heart which is the leading cause (or maybe second leading cause) of stroke in non-obese young people"
@zeta_globin on X 2025-07-14 01:19:06 UTC 14.4K followers, 51.1K engagements
"@amruthapotnuru @secretmeowth @rissaoffline oh I read this as asking for my hs bf's # because I didn't check the parent comment and because I am also very not intelligent I almost just directly posted the # for the chaos too" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:46:46 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements
"zoomer intern was reprimanded by millenial coworker for using the r word on friday and he just immediately responded he's allowed to use it because he was dyslexic as a kid it was as fast and direct as a lightning strike" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-12 21:39:28 UTC 14.4K followers, 2.1M engagements
"DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THEY USE ARGON PLASMA BEAMS TO STOP BLEEDS IN THE LIVER you probably did but" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 01:24:26 UTC 14.4K followers, 1879 engagements
"the main reason smart people should have kids has nothing to do with eugenics but rather the reality that their kids are way more tolerable and interesting tbh" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-22 00:55:35 UTC 14.4K followers, 6142 engagements
"once I was working in a biotech outreach program where this unhinged lady wanted to teach viral plaque assays to high schoolers using live unattenuated hsv2 and instead of reporting her to the state (didn't have time)- I just autoclaved the virus before putting it back at -80c" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-07 01:00:30 UTC 14.4K followers, 17.1K engagements
"guys you can memorize amino acid codons while also being aware of strategic misacylation in certain environmental states- it's not hard to learn rules and understand they can be broken" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-22 16:26:37 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements
"guess which nyc hospital site has the worst rate of post surgery multidrug resistant infections" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 02:51:18 UTC 14.4K followers, 1633 engagements
"there was a ton A TON of blood and I can literally taste copper in my mouth like when I first got it put in in 2019" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 19:54:59 UTC 14.4K followers, 2959 engagements
"in 2018 my college boyfriend at seagen made me do a 23&me test after I had already done whole genome sequencing through a friend's startup and 23&me came back as so Finnish I was Chinese and I got targeted ads everywhere afterwards to be an Asian egg donor" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-17 05:04:39 UTC 14.4K followers, 11.5K engagements
"@_baklon she literally had to dig around in my uterus for XX solid minutes she's kind of the iud whisperer of the city" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 19:31:17 UTC 14.4K followers, 1695 engagements
"trying to sleep literally before any travel" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 09:07:30 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements
"does anyone know WHAT specific drugs the tech guy got into any friends know" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 02:11:38 UTC 14.4K followers, 4741 engagements
"@mjr1114 oh can you give the technical medical definition of retard to clear that up" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-13 07:04:01 UTC 14.4K followers, 123.3K engagements
"planning my entire life around the availability of a centrifuge like the iranians" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-14 04:20:20 UTC 14.4K followers, 4532 engagements
"the older I get the more I strongly feel point X should always be what clinical data do we have for humans AT ALL because in vitro models are terrible and mouse models are terrible glp drugs would likely have never made it to market had they been intensively studied in mice" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-12 01:59:33 UTC 14.4K followers, 2678 engagements
"LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I AM IUD FREE AND IT DID NOT REQUIRE SURGERY if you're in new york and have a maybe embedded iud I waited six months for an appointment with this doctor and she did what three other obgyns could not I would include a photo but it's super graphic" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 19:11:20 UTC 14.4K followers, 29.6K engagements
"me in personal life: "oh my god that broke on day X and is $XX I'm going to do the amazon return" me in my professional life: "that grant is under 500k and not worth our time"" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 21:16:30 UTC 14.4K followers, 3558 engagements
"everyone says you have to reply to important cold emails from higher ups pretty immediately but I've actually found thoroughly fact checking the bullshit you're about to send and replying within a couple of hours leads to far fewer blunders" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:17:56 UTC 14.4K followers, 2082 engagements
"I need like a month off to go to california washington state and texas" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-22 02:30:50 UTC 14.4K followers, 1851 engagements
"ALSO she said how women respond to them immunologically actually seems to really depend on the partner which is wild" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 19:14:59 UTC 14.4K followers, 3111 engagements
"@rissaoffline do zoomers not memorize them like millenials do" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:29:04 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements
"outside of traveling to see other family I sincerely do not get why you would travel as a family" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 14:04:40 UTC 14.4K followers, 10.2K engagements
"@chadson_ @allgarbled wasn't daniel no fault evicted" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:04:19 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements
"@amruthapotnuru @rissaoffline I even remember my high school boyfriends number because I used his grocery account for food discounts all through undergrad" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:37:23 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements
"is it just me or did life science go from being XX% female to now like 95%" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 17:54:02 UTC 14.4K followers, 13.2K engagements
"are there any major denial movements for relatively unimportant events in history" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-12 22:35:02 UTC 14.4K followers, 1665 engagements
"everyone talks about therapy meanwhile I'm like man I wish there were professional insulters that I could hire for the motivation" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-12 16:56:23 UTC 14.4K followers, 4688 engagements
"did you guys know the main genetic risk for macular degeneration also dramatically increases your risk for foreign body reactions I did not" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 19:20:06 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements
"how unethical would it be to name my daughter bathsheba" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-17 01:57:49 UTC 14.4K followers, 3406 engagements
"you have no idea how much I wish this wasn't just my real life waiting for a centrifuge at 12:21 am on a sunday night/monday morning" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-14 04:21:47 UTC 14.4K followers, XXX engagements
"what snacks should I take to pick up an organ in massachusetts tomorrow" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-20 17:50:12 UTC 14.4K followers, 2050 engagements
"@secretmeowth @amruthapotnuru @rissaoffline he was very not intelligent (but very kind) and married an older woman right before covid" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:44:18 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements
"friend asked why I never dated in new york and most of the men who grew up near here seem gay to me- like to my bones the core of my being registers them as homosexual- they frequently have the gay male speech accent and everything in addition to quite literally gay interests & mannerisms" @zeta_globin on X 2025-06-26 23:54:46 UTC 14.4K followers, 599.3K engagements
"@ThatTimeYouSaw nah the device they let me take it home" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 19:27:32 UTC 14.4K followers, 2042 engagements
"somewhere in the last XX years it became politically incorrect to ask kids to memorize things & my most heretical belief is that this was one of the worst things that happened to science- you should regularly be pressed to perform rote memorization and entry should be based on it" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 21:25:58 UTC 14.4K followers, 208.9K engagements
"also she said I def should not have had the copper one with hemochromatosis" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-18 19:11:48 UTC 14.4K followers, 3011 engagements
"terminal cancer patient in our lab started a betting pool about whether she dies or our director's dog dies first and I love her more than words" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-19 00:14:48 UTC 14.4K followers, 10K engagements
"fixed my own sink by using o3 the era of ai boyfriends is here" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-13 20:31:36 UTC 14.4K followers, 7738 engagements
"assortive mating is all fun and good until you're like oh our kids would definitely blow up a continent purely out of curiosity and capability" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 06:03:26 UTC 14.4K followers, 5265 engagements
"is there an official name for this aesthetic that will look super dated in XX years" @zeta_globin on X 2025-06-22 02:32:58 UTC 14.4K followers, 564.7K engagements
"@chadson_ @allgarbled the only time I use google anymore is when I need to use twitter search" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-23 04:06:24 UTC 14.4K followers, XX engagements
"sometimes I feel insecure about occasionally being a hot mess but then I see the forest from the trees and realize grand overarching cross-institutional infrastructural dysfunction is so far reaching that I really shouldn't feel bad" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-22 22:45:22 UTC 14.4K followers, 1224 engagements
"everytime I see it I'm like "oh yeah that was by far the most stressful part of my childhood for both my parents and me and like its own dedicated circle of hell"" @zeta_globin on X 2025-07-21 14:06:01 UTC 14.4K followers, 1153 engagements