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[@Shad_khalif](/creator/twitter/Shad_khalif)
"Political careers are about to die a painful death. Starting with Mr. Dimples himself. Dreams of Nairobi governor have flown out the window"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1978346932461253115) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-15T06:27Z 68K followers, 77.9K engagements


"When did this happen and why doesnt @CreditinfoKenya market it more You can access your CRB report on the M-Pesa app WOW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1981405729102701049) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-23T17:01Z 68K followers, 17.1K engagements


"Just seen that video of the kids crying at their friends funeral and its shattered my heart to pieces. This evil man @WilliamsRuto aki kasongo wewe I pray you die in the most painful way possible. May you and your childen die and be cast in the deepest pits of hell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1945125617021682112) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-07-15T14:17Z 68K followers, 12.6K engagements


"This guy was stopped by speed cops pale Bomet but he jumped the road block and sped away. My brother we just found there is a backup roadblock X kilometres away😂😂😂😂😂My nigga is about to have a very very long day😂😂😂😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979126736617918623) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-17T10:05Z 68K followers, 28.8K engagements


"I thought I was going crazy damn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980203882807775547) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-20T09:26Z 68K followers, 1808 engagements


"@i_gurhan It was obviously off a whole yard off doesnt need lines"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980243828184395888) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-20T12:04Z 68K followers, XX engagements


"KPLC bana we cant live like this its nearly 7pm rudisheni stima we iron clothes for tomorrow😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980297269846147305) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-20T15:37Z 68K followers, 2648 engagements


"This headline is a bit click baity. Fringe tax has always existed KRA just announces the rate for the next three months. Its not ati a new tax has been introduced"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980676744546754888) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-21T16:45Z 68K followers, 2059 engagements


"Ha Zunimendi was looking for that yellow😂. Now he will miss the Slavia Prague game and be eligible to play Bayern"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980721216609452386) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-21T19:41Z 68K followers, XXX engagements


"Jokes jokes Gyokeres is on a hat trick k"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980735205640982759) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-21T20:37Z 68K followers, XXX engagements


"There were strikes in Barcelona because of over-tourism. The locals protested there were just too many tourists in their City and kicked them out haha. Nice problems to have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1981024998102815052) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-22T15:48Z 68K followers, 3080 engagements


"Name one thing better than sex Ill go first: finding a therapist that works for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1976295926785355851) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-09T14:37Z 68K followers, 195.2K engagements


"Never forget this is Diego Simeone these are the kind of games he wins 1-0😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980716733846462771) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-21T19:24Z 68K followers, 1471 engagements


"Lmao the guys in a KDQ apparently asked their friend to get in the boot (as a joke) and they drove kidogo. A nearby DCI squad saw them and started trailing stopped them here. The driver is currently in the Subaru boot as their friends try to explain it was a joke😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1981377763966644694) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-23T15:10Z 68K followers, 170K engagements


"But the boot of a Subaru outback is really spacious. Tulikaa hapo ndani with the guard from Java Kimathi for hours and we were just comfortable 💀💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1981378926455726165) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-23T15:15Z 68K followers, 1305 engagements


"Finally Theyre building the road from Nairobi-Nakuru-Mau Summit. This will finally open up the Western part of Kenya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1981409810772807783) [@Shad_khalif](/creator/x/Shad_khalif) 2025-10-23T17:18Z 68K followers, 11.7K engagements