# ![@Shad_khalif Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::152595346.png) @Shad_khalif Shad

Shad posts on X about kenya, nairobi, money, twitter the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [finance](/list/finance)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [currencies](/list/currencies)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  [musicians](/list/musicians) 

**Social topic influence**
[kenya](/topic/kenya), [nairobi](/topic/nairobi), [money](/topic/money), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [ruto](/topic/ruto), [in the](/topic/in-the), [bob](/topic/bob), [finance](/topic/finance), [kwanza](/topic/kwanza), [tiktok](/topic/tiktok)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Civic (CVC)](/topic/civic) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/spotify) [StarLink (STARL)](/topic/starlink) [BODA (BODAV2)](/topic/boda) [Mambo (MAMBO)](/topic/mambo)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@MeranSays Oh god I shivered. Why"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1986469757147562290)  2025-11-06T16:24Z 67.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@SirLV @Swisscom YEESS YEEES Finally I tell people who buy random phone numbers this and they look at me like Im weird😂 How do you just buy some random looking number"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2003832617637142933)  2025-12-24T14:18Z 67.7K followers, [---] engagements


"What youre calling the millenial plan was a boomer dream forced down our throats by our parents. The Millennials' plan was easy: pursue a safe course like education or medicine get GoK job take a SACCO loan buy land build a house marry raise kids and retire at [--] with a pension. The Gen Z plan: Time freedom location freedom lifestyle freedom and financial freedom. The Millennials' plan was easy: pursue a safe course like education or medicine get GoK job take a SACCO loan buy land build a house marry raise kids and retire at [--] with a pension. The Gen Z plan: Time freedom location freedom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2013637901309845854)  2026-01-20T15:41Z 67.7K followers, 24.2K engagements


"These Expressway thingies that were supposed to be for planting flower does anyone know where I can source them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2016461154072072667)  2026-01-28T10:39Z 67.7K followers, 51.4K engagements


"The banter does not even begin to show how widespread it is. It is WAY WORSE on the ground. Kwanza things like aviator are killing people out here Is betting this widespread ama ni banter tu Is betting this widespread ama ni banter tu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2016832427893678266)  2026-01-29T11:14Z 67.7K followers, [---] engagements


"@dexxe Theyve become too common"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2017556600261656613)  2026-01-31T11:12Z 67.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@kigutasheilaa Go to the mains and turn the big red switch on and off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2017597828445376904)  2026-01-31T13:56Z 67.7K followers, [---] engagements


"You know the way you say I hope I dont get a talkative Uber driver for me its the opposite my Uber drivers pray they dont meet me because I never shut up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1780674571550564645)  2024-04-17T19:07Z 67.7K followers, 152K engagements


"If you have savings its about time to start converting them into USD because we dont know how the USD/KES rates will swing with the whole Minnesota fraud fiasco expected to affect diaspora inflows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2006000289950957741)  2025-12-30T13:51Z 67.7K followers, 72.8K engagements


"@kiprandom @Local_WalkMan Nearly equivalent the math shows 50*100 is 464M squared. So what Im getting is that a point an approximation not an exact measurement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2007373201857491437)  2026-01-03T08:47Z 67.7K followers, [--] engagements


"Its only the second working day of [----] and already my workload is enough to last the whole first quarter 😭My analyst is going to have a crazy awakening when he gets back from leave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2008558215945224640)  2026-01-06T15:16Z 67.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I just had the stupidest thought I wish AirPods had a wire connecting them so they dont get lost"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2018026819320967180)  2026-02-01T18:21Z 67.7K followers, [----] engagements


"This math is not mathing. I stopped spending money on alcohol but I still DONT have extra money. Where is that money going then🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2018286994745426259)  2026-02-02T11:34Z 67.7K followers, 151.2K engagements


"@Jay_Ig254 Tell me ONE e-commerce shop that has this kind of efficiency and cost (including tracking status like my screenshot). Just ONE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2018674775678181740)  2026-02-03T13:15Z 67.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@Jay_Ig254 Jumia/Kilimall are unreliable substandard & full of thieves. I havent heard of the third one lemme look for it and see"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2018689927135772989)  2026-02-03T14:15Z 67.7K followers, [---] engagements


"@Jay_Ig254 Tbh Im speaking from an experience of years ago when they started so maybe they changed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2018690871349125515)  2026-02-03T14:19Z 67.7K followers, [---] engagements


"@Jay_Ig254 @kampupi is this your parody check his profile pic its like your twin😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2018692428727812265)  2026-02-03T14:25Z 67.7K followers, [---] engagements


"I am sure someone has to have done a proper PhD level research on Sauti Sols impact on Kenyan music"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2019113640566342019)  2026-02-04T18:19Z 67.7K followers, 21.9K engagements


"I didnt know that Google maps shows its an accident where there is a traffic snarl up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2019388140340052218)  2026-02-05T12:30Z 67.7K followers, [----] engagements


"An agentic AI where you upload your past journals notes both physical and typed and then you analyse your thought process and feelings and journey over time. Sorta like Dumbledores pensive on overdrive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2019672309410525693)  2026-02-06T07:19Z 67.7K followers, [---] engagements


"Hapa itabidi wanikujie na paka zangu sasa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1815410218597003755)  2024-07-22T15:34Z 67.7K followers, 85K engagements


"Just seen that video of the kids crying at their friends funeral and its shattered my heart to pieces. This evil man @WilliamsRuto aki kasongo wewe I pray you die in the most painful way possible. May you and your childen die and be cast in the deepest pits of hell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1945125617021682112)  2025-07-15T14:17Z 67.7K followers, 12.6K engagements


"These AliExpress people are making me suspicious😒wdym I ordered a package two days ago and theyve already shipped it. Pls we are used to mediocrity 😆😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2018652033017065864)  2026-02-03T11:45Z 67.7K followers, 40K engagements


"Yesterday I did [--] hours modelling till my head nearly exploded. Today looks like another 10+ hour day but for reporting. Back to modelling tomorrow. Credit risk is fun yo its always something new"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2021122602052235669)  2026-02-10T07:22Z 67.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Sacco dividends have arrived on a Friday evening mnanitaka wapiiiii"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2022344415830778046)  2026-02-13T16:17Z 67.7K followers, 22.9K engagements


"Which tablet (Lenovo Samsung or such) is well priced 8-11 inch has that pen thingie and well priced I need it like yesterday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2022594787426066682)  2026-02-14T08:52Z 67.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Me by the way I love my convenience. Id rather rent until I die than build in Syokimau Kamakis Membley Thika Road etc. Ati suffer traffic and all just so I can live in my own house And I will die and leave it Let me invest that money and have my kids earn from it later"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2022652656435761511)  2026-02-14T12:42Z 67.7K followers, 40.3K engagements


"No if an Uber guy legit disappears with your flowers that you sent how do you explain it without sounding like youre lying🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022662785289851219)  2026-02-14T13:22Z 67.7K followers, 36.4K engagements


"Of course they consented to the sex what they didnt consent to is the recording and posting. Why are people acting like they cant see the problem here No one was coerced in those videos plus they are all of age. No one was coerced in those videos plus they are all of age"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2022688613595795776)  2026-02-14T15:05Z 67.7K followers, 59.1K engagements


"The clip is exactly why Gyokeres or Haaland in offside traps. Just watch him accelerate when Martinelli wins the ball and the slows down at just the right time not to go offside as he waits to receive the assist. Haaland does the same week in week out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2020739224228520033)  2026-02-09T05:59Z 67.7K followers, 23K engagements


"The cop saw us together on Monday he got so pissed off when I asked why she had to pay and for what offence and which court shes being charged🤣🤣🤣. She finally got the abstract without paying) 3/3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2021627782531539030)  2026-02-11T16:49Z 67.7K followers, 37K engagements


"I think people were getting resigned to the #Tutam agenda because of no strong candidate who can stand against Kasongo. Now with ODM dying and Sifuna emerging as a clean candidate people can stand behind a light at the end of the tunnel has suddenly burst to life #RutoMustGo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2021632690987184618)  2026-02-11T17:09Z 67.7K followers, 20.4K engagements


"They dont know the monster theyve created in Sifuna. In one stroke theyve shed him of his tainted shackles the linkage to the dirt that is ODM and UDA. Now if he says anataka kura Ill vote for him with a clean conscience. Even if he doesnt win at least he will challenge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2021857679912690143)  2026-02-12T08:03Z 67.7K followers, 13K engagements


"Someones selling brand new Logitech MX Master [--] locally at the exact same price as the official store price. Packaged completely in a new box and youre calling it a deal. My brother those are knockoffs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2022220490878926851)  2026-02-13T08:05Z 67.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Umechill tu umekula jaba yako kidogo uko Nigerian twitter🤣🤣🤣🤣 I took a picture of this car in Kenya on my way to my hotel. Nobody ran after it. Nobody shouted Boss Boss Nobody asked for anything for the boys. I kept looking around like where are the agbero boys https://t.co/6TJoy2Q1iD I took a picture of this car in Kenya on my way to my hotel. Nobody ran after it. Nobody shouted Boss Boss Nobody asked for anything for the boys. I kept looking around like where are the agbero boys https://t.co/6TJoy2Q1iD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2022227354660352101)  2026-02-13T08:32Z 67.7K followers, 95.8K engagements


"I am extremely mind blown right now. What do you mean by kid is doing HTML in their coding class in GRADE FOUR🔥🔥🔥🔥OH WWWWWWWOWWWWWWWWWWW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2022623381439562099)  2026-02-14T10:46Z 67.7K followers, 18.1K engagements


"As if us men we dont pick up the randomest strangers at the randomest places at the randomest times and take them to our houses and then pass out and trust them to do god knows what🤣 Wamama hata organ harvesting hawaogopi as long as msee ni mlami Like all caution is thrown to the wind because of some white weirdo Ai Wamama hata organ harvesting hawaogopi as long as msee ni mlami Like all caution is thrown to the wind because of some white weirdo Ai"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2022724163686010920)  2026-02-14T17:26Z 67.7K followers, 20.9K engagements


"I just read about Deepfake Porn😱😱😱. That's not something you'd wish on your worst enemy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1144235533578715136)  2019-06-27T13:26Z 67.8K followers, [--] engagements


"Ole is at the wheel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1322969303218610182)  2020-11-01T18:30Z 67.8K followers, [--] engagements


"@e_odeo Lmao yes anaweza get"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1799838022613311490)  2024-06-09T16:16Z 67.8K followers, [--] engagements


"@e_odeo Its not about the stink its the bad hygiene"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1799840998052569523)  2024-06-09T16:28Z 67.8K followers, [--] engagements


"@e_odeo Its a UTI theyre so simple to get. Change in small small hygiene near there and a uti comes along. Ask your women smh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1799859630170124654)  2024-06-09T17:42Z 67.8K followers, [--] engagements


"People have started selling their Safaricom shares. Lets see how their share price behaves after they betrayed their Kenyan shareholders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1805893477915296253)  2024-06-26T09:18Z 67.8K followers, 52.8K engagements


"Fuck you again @Osama_otero. Now theyre running with the narrative that the president had a successful engagement with young peeps and addressed their concerns. As a parent to Gen Alphas fuck you from the bottom of my heart. Fuck you and your family too @charlruto Proud of our President for taking time to listen and respond to the concerns of the young people on X space yesterday Also super proud of the young people for expressing themselves truthfully and respectfully We did it #Kenyambele #constructiveengagement https://t.co/i2DajRDbiQ Proud of our President for taking time to listen and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1809589183280738811)  2024-07-06T14:04Z 68K followers, 107.2K engagements


"On Day One of the protests a courageous security guard from Hatari Security at Java House Kimathi gave us shelter ensuring our safety. Today he was heartlessly fired when he reported to work. This selfless act of bravery should be celebrated not punished. We implore Hatari Security to reconsider their decision. Or even better If anyone has job opportunities for this hero please reach out. He deserves our support and gratitude"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1810314081162719398)  2024-07-08T14:04Z 67.7K followers, 822.2K engagements


"Some of the smallrounding issues with the reported debt in Kenya are simply mind blowing. For example the total debt stock held by banks is reported as [-----] trillion. But if we add up the Treasury bills (263B) and Bonds (1.826T) we get 2.089T so have [-----] Billion gap. Where is it #DebtAudit https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1811687315355430932 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1811687315355430932"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1811687315355430932)  2024-07-12T09:01Z 67.8K followers, 207.2K engagements


"KCG 923X Volkswagen inapiga tu small small mark timing hapa nje like we dont know what they are #RutoMustGo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1813150984446574973)  2024-07-16T09:57Z 67.8K followers, 64.8K engagements


"Naskia zile jersey za Arsenal za protests zimefika🔥🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1815340909937991962)  2024-07-22T10:59Z 67.7K followers, 113.3K engagements


"Najua hii imepita wengi🤣🤣 what Shoba means is hapa wengi ni plainclothes cops. Focus on the ones with masks good height and physique and a heavy jacket to hide their guns. Hawa wengi ni njege. Zoom in. Focal mraiya ziko na toppa mask height physique na jacket ya kusafisha rada ya itoka. Hawa wengi ni njege. Zoom in. Focal mraiya ziko na toppa mask height physique na jacket ya kusafisha rada ya itoka"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1815678792918008083)  2024-07-23T09:22Z 67.8K followers, 39.6K engagements


"Ive been arrested Im being taken to Kamukunji police"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1816390488598962234)  2024-07-25T08:30Z 67.7K followers, 596.3K engagements


"Do you see that greenish silver Subaru hapo over there I spent about [--] hours in that boot being driven and hanging out tu🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1816769934434652169)  2024-07-26T09:38Z 67.8K followers, 89.1K engagements


"What do you know about tea in this cup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1847617078649393407)  2024-10-19T12:33Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Funniest thing Ive seen in a while a parastatal driving school lorry carrying a ngombe🤣🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1848339606237802751)  2024-10-21T12:24Z 67.7K followers, 82.4K engagements


"Which senior Kenyan politician has hundreds of acres of maize in Zambia (10 mks) The NCPB is currently accepting maize from just one supplier. His trackloads are transafrican. The NCPB is currently accepting maize from just one supplier. His trackloads are transafrican"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1859171326147080419)  2024-11-20T09:46Z 68K followers, 21.8K engagements


"Theyre taking the piss on us huko LinkedIn🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1879111537216163930)  2025-01-14T10:21Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST In Turkey [--] year Treasury bond yields 26% Per Annum. And a whooping 38.68% for a [--] year bond"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1887125051062858099)  2025-02-05T13:04Z 68.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Idk why in my head I always assumed London is some small cold and rainy city. Well shock on me London is twice the size of New York Haiya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1889977988760080537)  2025-02-13T10:00Z 68.9K followers, [----] engagements


"As a person who deeply understands credit this makes absolute sense. The potential here is massive. I hope they have a proper team of analysts because this can branch out and go anywhere. David Ndii: We provide Hustler Fund not as a loan for repayment but as a public investment to gauge creditworthiness across the Kenyan economy and influence better credit practices. https://t.co/gS95Ni7ssm David Ndii: We provide Hustler Fund not as a loan for repayment but as a public investment to gauge creditworthiness across the Kenyan economy and influence better credit practices. https://t.co/gS95Ni7ssm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1890004126429515983)  2025-02-13T11:44Z 68.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Hardcoded numbers in the formula This is my quant https://t.co/inYoyjtoa9 This is my quant https://t.co/inYoyjtoa9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1890408535696998794)  2025-02-14T14:31Z 68.9K followers, [---] engagements


"RAILA ODINGA DROPS OF THE AUC RACE🔥🔥🔥🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1890778394830274653)  2025-02-15T15:01Z 68.9K followers, [----] engagements


"WHERE ARE WE CELEBRATING RAILA HAS LOST THE AUC RACE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1890778548442394802)  2025-02-15T15:01Z 68.8K followers, 61.2K engagements


"What does mkora (the Swahili word) best translate to Liar or crook🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1891172317855723679)  2025-02-16T17:06Z 68.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Confirmed and ready for [----] ✅ http://verify.iebc.or.ke http://verify.iebc.or.ke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1891425915642552330)  2025-02-17T09:54Z 68.8K followers, 29.7K engagements


"I told Hotpoint that Carrefour has the same item for 10K less and they said theyll match it without even checking (the Carrefour offer ended last week lmao🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1907752868829934052)  2025-04-03T11:11Z 68K followers, 166.2K engagements


"The KaLucy. When was the last time you saw the [--] bob coin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1936080532779286939)  2025-06-20T15:15Z 67.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Something to ponder. My cats love minced meat. However they will not touch minced meat from Carrefour. One sniff and they go away. Weird right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1944790314423627984)  2025-07-14T16:05Z 68K followers, 327.3K engagements


"Who sells ex-UK bikes (for kids) at an affordable price"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1951598843402826223)  2025-08-02T10:59Z 67.7K followers, 20.5K engagements


"I mistimed a trip now I got caught in the Mai Mahiu escarpment nonsense of traffic snarl up😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1963576931556708434)  2025-09-04T12:16Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Name one thing better than sex Ill go first: finding a therapist that works for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1976295926785355851)  2025-10-09T14:37Z 68K followers, 198.9K engagements


"@TeyaKevin Not really thats clearly an AI pic we dont have laws targeting AI content in Kenya yet or anywhere in the world for that matter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1976960329465971024)  2025-10-11T10:37Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Going to Posta Kenya to buy a [---] bob Internet card so I can login to my yahoo account and login to Cartoon Network website to look at the cartoons What was your earliest memory of the Internet What was your earliest memory of the Internet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1977279507251016168)  2025-10-12T07:45Z 68K followers, 17.4K engagements


"Political careers are about to die a painful death. Starting with Mr. Dimples himself. Dreams of Nairobi governor have flown out the window"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1978346932461253115)  2025-10-15T06:27Z 68K followers, 77.9K engagements


"Is it just me or the Mpesa app has been really struggling to work the last few days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1978501414780346848)  2025-10-15T16:41Z 68K followers, 77.3K engagements


"Theres a day I was working in shagz and then I had a Google meet and my old man was so fucking jazzed😂😂😂He kept coming back to ask youre seriously in a meeting with other people now now He was shockingly impressed with current technology 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1978529408659947544)  2025-10-15T18:32Z 68K followers, 83K engagements


"This guy was stopped by speed cops pale Bomet but he jumped the road block and sped away. My brother we just found there is a backup roadblock [--] kilometres away😂😂😂😂😂My nigga is about to have a very very long day😂😂😂😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979126736617918623)  2025-10-17T10:05Z 68K followers, 28.8K engagements


"Besigye begging to be released from detention to attend his friend Railas funeral. Flashback to [----] Raila detained in Shimo la Tewa his mother died and was buried and he wasnt even informed until two months later"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979171819643977998)  2025-10-17T13:05Z 68K followers, 32.7K engagements


"The proper list is coming out🔥🔥 🚨 BREAKING: Prince Andrew has given up all his Royaltitles https://t.co/rNT8F1sKuf 🚨 BREAKING: Prince Andrew has given up all his Royaltitles https://t.co/rNT8F1sKuf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979444557604438457)  2025-10-18T07:08Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"We now need a data dictionary for the names😂😂😂😂😂😂 Maaaany disliked Karbatonjo [--] until he went to sayun. Mind you Kim Jong Mune has less aura than his mentor. Hatapendwa. Maaaany disliked Karbatonjo [--] until he went to sayun. Mind you Kim Jong Mune has less aura than his mentor. Hatapendwa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979447416547086368)  2025-10-18T07:20Z 68K followers, 28.8K engagements


"Jesus Thats how your life ends as a free man in the blink of an eye. Damn I had the fright of my life earlier today Lady crossing the highway a few meters from the footbridge 😩😫😓 https://t.co/SVwu0JrRtg I had the fright of my life earlier today Lady crossing the highway a few meters from the footbridge 😩😫😓 https://t.co/SVwu0JrRtg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979553679637164204)  2025-10-18T14:22Z 68K followers, 14.8K engagements


"Mick Jagger is an Arsenal fan🔥🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979597660995866776)  2025-10-18T17:17Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Who is this who has asked Ruto to bring Arsenal to play with Harambee stars🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979851503121932309)  2025-10-19T10:05Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Orengo and Railas relationship is a part of Kenyas history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979869320600805692)  2025-10-19T11:16Z 68K followers, 10.9K engagements


"By the way Gachagua did not attend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979870792063283548)  2025-10-19T11:22Z 68K followers, 14.5K engagements


"Based on the direction kina Sifuna Arati Orengo spoke kina Mbadi will become political orphans in not too long"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979874126409207949)  2025-10-19T11:35Z 68K followers, 43K engagements


"Mbadi is desperate😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979874496321581222)  2025-10-19T11:37Z 68K followers, 13K engagements


"Did I hear wrong. Did he say he supported the constitution or I heard wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979890756157645141)  2025-10-19T12:41Z 68K followers, 12.4K engagements


"Another Singapore promise coming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979896366735208940)  2025-10-19T13:04Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Today he effectively said ended whatever slim chance he had at Kenyan politics. Riggy G not attending any of Rao's events is just foul and crass. Raila attended his brother's funeral even when they didnt dee eye to eye even in central rao showed up even for people who did agree with him.True statesman and one of a kind. Riggy G not attending any of Rao's events is just foul and crass. Raila attended his brother's funeral even when they didnt dee eye to eye even in central rao showed up even for people who did agree with him.True statesman and one of a kind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1979957249062699366)  2025-10-19T17:06Z 68K followers, 44K engagements


"I thought I was going crazy damn If you're making more typos in iOS lately you're not going crazy - it's a bug in iOS that causes the keyboard to randomly insert the wrong letter instead of what you typed. https://t.co/FqZOFvR4TV If you're making more typos in iOS lately you're not going crazy - it's a bug in iOS that causes the keyboard to randomly insert the wrong letter instead of what you typed. https://t.co/FqZOFvR4TV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980203882807775547)  2025-10-20T09:26Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"@i_gurhan It was obviously off a whole yard off doesnt need lines"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980243828184395888)  2025-10-20T12:04Z 68K followers, [--] engagements


"KPLC bana we cant live like this its nearly 7pm rudisheni stima we iron clothes for tomorrow😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980297269846147305)  2025-10-20T15:37Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"This headline is a bit click baity. Fringe tax has always existed KRA just announces the rate for the next three months. Its not ati a new tax has been introduced. KRA has announced that employees will pay 8% tax on fringe benefits and interest from October to December [----]. Heres what it means: KRA has announced that employees will pay 8% tax on fringe benefits and interest from October to December [----]. Heres what it means:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980676744546754888)  2025-10-21T16:45Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Never forget this is Diego Simeone these are the kind of games he wins 1-0😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980716733846462771)  2025-10-21T19:24Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Ha Zunimendi was looking for that yellow😂. Now he will miss the Slavia Prague game and be eligible to play Bayern"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980721216609452386)  2025-10-21T19:41Z 68K followers, [---] engagements


"Jokes jokes Gyokeres is on a hat trick k"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1980735205640982759)  2025-10-21T20:37Z 68K followers, [---] engagements


"There were strikes in Barcelona because of over-tourism. The locals protested there were just too many tourists in their City and kicked them out haha. Nice problems to have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1981024998102815052)  2025-10-22T15:48Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Lmao the guys in a KDQ apparently asked their friend to get in the boot (as a joke) and they drove kidogo. A nearby DCI squad saw them and started trailing stopped them here. The driver is currently in the Subaru boot as their friends try to explain it was a joke😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1981377763966644694)  2025-10-23T15:10Z 68K followers, 429.7K engagements


"But the boot of a Subaru outback is really spacious. Tulikaa hapo ndani with the guard from Java Kimathi for hours and we were just comfortable 💀💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1981378926455726165)  2025-10-23T15:15Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"When did this happen and why doesnt @CreditinfoKenya market it more You can access your CRB report on the M-Pesa app WOW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1981405729102701049)  2025-10-23T17:01Z 68K followers, 33.4K engagements


"Finally Theyre building the road from Nairobi-Nakuru-Mau Summit. This will finally open up the Western part of Kenya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1981409810772807783)  2025-10-23T17:18Z 68K followers, 35.6K engagements


"There is a word that has disappeared from my brain for like a few days now. I know what word I want but I just dont know it exactly you know And I dont want to google it so I sit for a few minutes each day trying to remember. Challenge😂 (its the name of a specific cat color)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1981426017374806110)  2025-10-23T18:22Z 67.9K followers, [----] engagements


"We conceded a shot on target from Crystal Palace #ArtetaOut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1982482114772627907)  2025-10-26T16:19Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"You know what youre right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mnaambia champ a hike bei na hamjaplace orders Mnaambia champ a hike bei na hamjaplace orders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1982887840712405340)  2025-10-27T19:11Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"I never understood why half the time iPhones give you no chance to decline a call"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1983466192355696983)  2025-10-29T09:29Z 68K followers, 94.3K engagements


"Finally found a workaround to getting Cricfy on Mac just use Bluestacks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1983621898195128721)  2025-10-29T19:48Z 67.9K followers, 36.9K engagements


"Buying a dictionary for the kids and what in the CBC nonsense is this what do you mean strange means to look different from other things in a bad way In a BAD WAY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1983818065826738470)  2025-10-30T08:47Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Whoever came up with the words cheering and jeering and making them mean the exact opposite of each other had a grudge with kalenjins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1984216444050244095)  2025-10-31T11:10Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"@_vee_k @bbomondi Nimecheka😂. Also these arguments dont make sense. I understand the whole thing around language etc. I was pointing out a simple thing. Say you see a new cat in your neighbourhood that is a strange cat. Does it mean its bad That dictionary explicitly states that strange=bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1984220211432813011)  2025-10-31T11:25Z 68K followers, [--] engagements


"This is the hardest Halloween outfit🔥🔥🔥🔥 Happy Halloween 🎃 https://t.co/uh8mrriNgc Happy Halloween 🎃 https://t.co/uh8mrriNgc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1984902574059774023)  2025-11-02T08:37Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Never forget the people who fight to give us the [----] constitution. Do you know in TZ the losing party cannot challenge the election results in court Their constitution forbids it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1984912165514387839)  2025-11-02T09:15Z 68K followers, 83K engagements


"Every single long throw-in that Burnley launched into the Arsenal box it landed on Gabriels head first. Brilliant defending"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1984931639814955096)  2025-11-02T10:32Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Do you sometimes avoid opening a messaging app altogether because theres a message there that you dont wanna reply or its just me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1985708251518783688)  2025-11-04T13:58Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Forget people who fear injections. There are babes who cry when THEIR KIDS are getting injections😂😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1985950224670478437)  2025-11-05T06:00Z 68K followers, 24.6K engagements


"Arsenal have Sunderland Spurs Bayern and Chelsea coming up next this month. If we keep those clean sheets and win then our season is finished they might as well give us the UCL and EPL already"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1985972881751212457)  2025-11-05T07:30Z 68K followers, [---] engagements


"@KokiWabule @millywith_a_y @EmilyKazungu Tech companies test different aspects with different users to see how it impacts some things. So maybe your two accounts fall in two different test groups"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1986082756418240640)  2025-11-05T14:46Z 68K followers, [---] engagements


"@i_am_nashhy Exactly you did due diligence. They didnt they sent the boy money then when shit hit the fan they didnt bring it up and completely blamed the school"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1986309790255984979)  2025-11-06T05:48Z 68K followers, [---] engagements


"You know international waters are free for all nothing actually stops you from doing this if you want no laws will stop you😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1986701351963791582)  2025-11-07T07:44Z 68K followers, [---] engagements


"Galitos chicken Chicken inn/KFC chicken. That flame grilled chicken is better than whatever atrocities those two others do to their chicken. And then their lemon and herb is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1986812527397773510)  2025-11-07T15:06Z 68K followers, [---] engagements


"Quick question which spot in Nairobi makes waru and steak exactly like this (apart from Geco the OG) Normalize having such dinner nights with your boyfriend or girlfriend 🫶🏻very important https://t.co/hrmgDfFSAE Normalize having such dinner nights with your boyfriend or girlfriend 🫶🏻very important https://t.co/hrmgDfFSAE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1986821302598955425)  2025-11-07T15:41Z 67.9K followers, 164.8K engagements


"I love hanging out with present dads. Youre all hanging out complaining about the shenanigans the kids put you through but in actuality you can hear how proud they are of parenting their children👌🏾"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1986825744740204947)  2025-11-07T15:59Z 67.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Perish the thought but what if Sunderland pull a Leicester 2015/16-esque premier league win on us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1987223701893546011)  2025-11-08T18:20Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"So I was hungry went to the kitchen served a plate of food put it in the microwave to warm. [--] minutes later Im watching One Piece I suddenly realise I am still hungryDid I not just eat🤔🤔🤔🤔Kumbe I forgot to remove the food from the microwave and eat it😆😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1988680186620199096)  2025-11-12T18:47Z 68K followers, [---] engagements


"Do you remember when checking your balance on Mpesa would cost [--] bob so to avoid it you send your friend [------] bob so that you get the insufficient balance text with your actual balance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1988832857943380224)  2025-11-13T04:54Z 67.9K followers, 212.7K engagements


"@AllanOdaba Kwanza it was sijui [--] something bob which reduced to [--] bob then [--] bob then someone took them to court so the fee was removed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1988940315429073300)  2025-11-13T12:01Z 67.9K followers, 11.6K engagements


"Also who has this type of beautiful looking pothos plant to give me cuttings Ive been looking for the type forever. Downloaded pic for reference"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1988981740074123359)  2025-11-13T14:46Z 68K followers, [---] engagements


"Who is in Eldoret can run a quick errand Basically someone bought a Techno phone from some Carlcare shop there now shes in Uganda and the phone has been locked by Techno Reason theyre giving is anti collusion/smuggling I need someone to go the shop and enquire for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1989260216781897989)  2025-11-14T09:12Z 67.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@Miss_Patriciah I have no idea who any of the people in the gif are🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1989352176041574786)  2025-11-14T15:18Z 68K followers, [--] engagements


"Messi 🚨 : The idea of the Super Ballon d'Or is still in full flow The award would be given to the best player of the last [--] years and it would be presented in [----] exactly [--] years after the last Super Ballon d'Or was presented to Di Stefano in [----] ✨ https://t.co/ebHRWwbO65 🚨 : The idea of the Super Ballon d'Or is still in full flow The award would be given to the best player of the last [--] years and it would be presented in [----] exactly [--] years after the last Super Ballon d'Or was presented to Di Stefano in [----] ✨ https://t.co/ebHRWwbO65"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1989354861616583135)  2025-11-14T15:28Z 68K followers, [---] engagements


"This will finally settle the Ronaldo vs Messi debate because CR7 will be grouped will the others when Messi wins it 🚨 : The idea of the Super Ballon d'Or is still in full flow The award would be given to the best player of the last [--] years and it would be presented in [----] exactly [--] years after the last Super Ballon d'Or was presented to Di Stefano in [----] ✨ https://t.co/ebHRWwbO65 🚨 : The idea of the Super Ballon d'Or is still in full flow The award would be given to the best player of the last [--] years and it would be presented in [----] exactly [--] years after the last Super Ballon d'Or"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1989355073114353812)  2025-11-14T15:29Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"If it was Kenya people would bulk purchase the $1 tickets and resell for [----] bob each on the timeline The Angolan national team sold tickets for the Angola vs. Argentina match for just ONE DOLLAR The game is being held in celebration of the 50th anniversary of Angolas independence and a crowd of [-----] fans is expected at the stadium. @gastonedul https://t.co/paOv2ahSzu The Angolan national team sold tickets for the Angola vs. Argentina match for just ONE DOLLAR The game is being held in celebration of the 50th anniversary of Angolas independence and a crowd of [-----] fans is expected at the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1989357282908643836)  2025-11-14T15:38Z 67.9K followers, 16.5K engagements


"Eeeermmm no. Reading was a mental escape from the concentration camps. The lack of a reading culture huku Kenya comes from those concentration camps in the name of high schools. Learning is all about exams almost designed to scare you. Books start to feel like trauma by the time unamaliza shule most of us swear to never touch a book ever The lack of a reading culture huku Kenya comes from those concentration camps in the name of high schools. Learning is all about exams almost designed to scare you. Books start to feel like trauma by the time unamaliza shule most of us swear to never touch a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1989368207808045311)  2025-11-14T16:21Z 68K followers, [---] engagements


"Define uncivilised She is in a public space doing her own thing no nudity involved no harming anyone. Whats your problem There are acrobats dancing hapo Archives (young men) doing more or less the same thing why dont you have a problem with those Wako wapi wale wa kusema it's culture and stuff when something uncivilised is happening. https://t.co/fDmSJ4eLbw Wako wapi wale wa kusema it's culture and stuff when something uncivilised is happening. https://t.co/fDmSJ4eLbw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1990098164926251323)  2025-11-16T16:42Z 67.9K followers, 53.2K engagements


"This thing blew my mind. Tigers do not stand out to their prey because they cant distinguish orange from green its all the same colour to them. Why are tigers so conspicuously colored Doesn't it give them away to prey Well they're conspicuous to us with our trichromatic vision. But the species they typically hunt have dichromatic vision and can't distinguish orange from green. To them tigers are camouflaged https://t.co/ZaPU9wbZmy Why are tigers so conspicuously colored Doesn't it give them away to prey Well they're conspicuous to us with our trichromatic vision. But the species they"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1991190658992701523)  2025-11-19T17:03Z 67.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Luffy vs Doflamingo is a proper proper fight🔥🔥🔥🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1991592059913081234)  2025-11-20T19:38Z 67.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Kenyans everywhere😂😂😂😂 "Proud Democrat Professional MAGA hunter" https://t.co/kITCck7itr "Proud Democrat Professional MAGA hunter" https://t.co/kITCck7itr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1992547910555222248)  2025-11-23T10:56Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Bro is another Welbeast😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Do you think Arne Slot has lost the dressing room https://t.co/ATN9a1Ou7n Do you think Arne Slot has lost the dressing room https://t.co/ATN9a1Ou7n"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1992686975565140020)  2025-11-23T20:09Z 67.8K followers, 398K engagements


"Are they not😳 I also occasionally forget and call sneakers sports shoes. I also occasionally forget and call sneakers sports shoes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1992904497866457517)  2025-11-24T10:33Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"What is maunjaro Something like Ozempic ama What do you mean people pay 830k to be on Mounjaro for [--] months. Kumbe weightloss using drugs was that expensive wueh https://t.co/E7Rd707OkB What do you mean people pay 830k to be on Mounjaro for [--] months. Kumbe weightloss using drugs was that expensive wueh https://t.co/E7Rd707OkB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1992924225137729551)  2025-11-24T11:52Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Todays date is beautiful 25/11/25"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993222707811422447)  2025-11-25T07:38Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I have funny problems sometimes. I got to work today andkumbe my kitten had peed inside my laptop bag😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993258796194709666)  2025-11-25T10:01Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"One way you know weve regressed as society is that barber shops no longer play reggae ya kinyozi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993296831015698654)  2025-11-25T12:32Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"You mean to tell me Everton had a fight between themselves and got a red card in the 13th minute went on to score and beat Man U whilst defending a 10-man😂😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993302301373767705)  2025-11-25T12:54Z 67.9K followers, [---] engagements


"You mean to tell me Everton had a fight between themselves and got a red card in the 13th minute went on to score and beat Man U whilst defending a 10-man😂😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993302737975755236)  2025-11-25T12:56Z 67.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Mad. This is a new account with 722M views on their first tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993303491750903895)  2025-11-25T12:59Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"WHY HAS THE ACCOUNT BEEN SUSPENDED Curiouser and curiouser"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993319614323859557)  2025-11-25T14:03Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"This has to be an AI video because no way😂😂😂 A Belgian Malinois dog realized that his human was cheating in a competition to see who could hold their breath underwater the longest. 😂😂 https://t.co/q6ieckBrFZ A Belgian Malinois dog realized that his human was cheating in a competition to see who could hold their breath underwater the longest. 😂😂 https://t.co/q6ieckBrFZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993333841831047220)  2025-11-25T14:59Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"This post is weird in so many ways. What are you trying to say sir She's only [--] years na she looks like this Na akifika [--] https://t.co/prqOK6nNfk She's only [--] years na she looks like this Na akifika [--] https://t.co/prqOK6nNfk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993345901965066356)  2025-11-25T15:47Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Why and when did this happen😂😂 https://t.co/Z31l1ArkGJ https://t.co/Z31l1ArkGJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993553574643880435)  2025-11-26T05:33Z 67.8K followers, 74.2K engagements


"I dont care much is one of the best ways to live your life Mimi sina maoni on what you can or cannot get offended on cause I dont care about much but trying to get some alcohol brand to cancel a Muslim is funny 😭😭😭 Mimi sina maoni on what you can or cannot get offended on cause I dont care about much but trying to get some alcohol brand to cancel a Muslim is funny 😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993588187260977483)  2025-11-26T07:50Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"When your partner trusts you implicitly #Zosan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993741930333978715)  2025-11-26T18:01Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Ah that vague feeling every time you leave the house I feel like I have forgotten something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993918661719941209)  2025-11-27T05:43Z 67.9K followers, [---] engagements


"The things we did to Bayern yesterday was for the history books. Upamecano saw terrible terrible nightmares"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993919149962129684)  2025-11-27T05:45Z 67.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Beating Bayern 3-1. Madueke comes back scores. Odegaard is back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993919878684922176)  2025-11-27T05:48Z 67.9K followers, [---] engagements


"@Kuikenyan Thats it all those scenarios are in one giant I have forgotten something then your brain is playing guessing games for what exactly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1993923867577127327)  2025-11-27T06:04Z 67.9K followers, [--] engagements


"See how technology can change things. Another layer of validation🤣🤣 Votes zinahesabiwa on tiktok live 🤣🤣 https://t.co/Ib0l1JKddn Votes zinahesabiwa on tiktok live 🤣🤣 https://t.co/Ib0l1JKddn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1994130993276703075)  2025-11-27T19:47Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"CAR BUTT😭😭 Today years old when I learnt why they lift the car butt😂😂 Today years old when I learnt why they lift the car butt😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1994343009534492714)  2025-11-28T09:50Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Definitely NOT😂Gave my parents the hardest time raising a kid wallahi Now that you are an adult. Looking back were you an easy child to raise Now that you are an adult. Looking back were you an easy child to raise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1994732801598386318)  2025-11-29T11:38Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Dont Glovo/Uber Eats follow or have Occupational Safety and Health Act (OSHA) guidelines Why do we have Glovo bicycle delivery guys at night with no visibility no helmets no front or back lights Isnt that against the act Or even common sense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1994749261116788768)  2025-11-29T12:44Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"These days my old man plays with me the money games I used to play with him when I was in school😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1994749416641904729)  2025-11-29T12:44Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"NO If I lend you money Im not expecting it back because Ive already counted it as a loss. But if you do return it Ill happily help you again whenever you need more. If I lend you money Im not expecting it back because Ive already counted it as a loss. But if you do return it Ill happily help you again whenever you need more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1994754663996867053)  2025-11-29T13:05Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I speak for myself when I say I none of these pictures is my dream. I speak for all men Our dreams: https://t.co/0oor15Q6sW I speak for all men Our dreams: https://t.co/0oor15Q6sW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1995495995002773757)  2025-12-01T14:11Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Is there another Thika that we dont know about in Kenya Starting next year we will dual the NairobiThika Road - Ruto https://t.co/gKN5zqhpds Starting next year we will dual the NairobiThika Road - Ruto https://t.co/gKN5zqhpds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1995845056474009995)  2025-12-02T13:18Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Oh Twitter silently brought back sorting your Following tab by most recent activity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1995847709371343008)  2025-12-02T13:29Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"The smell of new books is upon us 😍😍😍😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1996196132419178735)  2025-12-03T12:33Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Oh gods I wish you knew how much I love books with maps😍😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1996196849976496336)  2025-12-03T12:36Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Do you know how much new books excite me Im literally tingling with excitement because I get to rearrange my bookshelf with new entrants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1996202840164032691)  2025-12-03T13:00Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"I need a new bookshelf. All of mine are now double stacked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1996240917309661641)  2025-12-03T15:31Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Serendipity. Rearranging my bookshelf I find a book I bought when my daughter was a toddler with the thought my daughter will read this when shes old enough and completely forgot I had it. Shes just the right age for it now ala👌🏾"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1996241106313298086)  2025-12-03T15:32Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Its time to bring on Saka"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1996320955015036966)  2025-12-03T20:49Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"master your craft so completely that it becomes your language. not the language you speak to impress others but the language you think in. where the work isnt separate from you isnt something you do but something you are. where your hands know before your mind does. where master your craft so completely that it becomes your language. not the language you speak to impress others but the language you think in. where the work isnt separate from you isnt something you do but something you are. where your hands know before your mind does. where"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1996464759034814512)  2025-12-04T06:21Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"I never tire of plugging this @nairobeans guy. Hes been delivering boiled legumes to me since [----]. Make your legumes order for the holiday season and save yourself the work. Very affordable too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1996477277530697851)  2025-12-04T07:10Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"What exactly is a Le Creuset Dutch oven and why is it appearing on my TL so much of late. I swear I cant go three days without seeing a tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1996632895923146996)  2025-12-04T17:29Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Man City will definitely drop points against Sunderland this weekend so we beat Villa and go [--] or [--] points clear at the top of the table🔥🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1996636302100648397)  2025-12-04T17:42Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Plugging you onto this again. To watch Cricfy on MacBook install Bluestacks Air then install Cricfy on top of it and voila you can watch games free"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1997283797201809759)  2025-12-06T12:35Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Safaricom please Why did you introduce an extra step with an ad before you enter your Mpesa PIN Come on @Safaricom_Care"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1998015055544111441)  2025-12-08T13:01Z 67.8K followers, 29.5K engagements


"@Jkareyy @Safaricom_Care Ikr The hell Id like to see the genius who came up with the plan😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1998041920711582068)  2025-12-08T14:48Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"I waited the whole day for this Jamie Carragher rant😂😂Hes losing his head"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/1998115799446282358)  2025-12-08T19:41Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"ChatGPT used correctly is a test tool. Just finding out that you can add other people to start a group chat. So you can work on prompts collaboratively. This is mind boggling to me. The things you can do are out of this world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2000171934898901087)  2025-12-14T11:52Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"One beautiful wife and one side chick is enough anything more than that is cheating. One beautiful wife and one side chick is enough anything more than that is cheating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2000449469578432722)  2025-12-15T06:14Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"This is the most un-December like December ever. Why are people still working Why are emails still finding me Why are we not circling back next year What is traffic oh the road still congested Aii endeni ushago bana"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2001557353989275873)  2025-12-18T07:37Z 67.8K followers, 447.4K engagements


"For people who watch airport livestreams which are your best In order for me; AirlineVideosLive+ (LAX) PTZtv (MIA) Flightradar24 (Vegas) FlightFocus (Heathrow). Nipeeni zingine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2001579441886011414)  2025-12-18T09:05Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"My life changed when I discovered this MacBook feature. You can have up to [--] separate virtual desktops so you organise apps and tasks in separate screens. With each desktop assigned to a separate task it helps in reducing clutter and confusion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2001905143294656806)  2025-12-19T06:39Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Apparently on the left are words mostly RECOGNISED by men but not women on the right words mostly known by women but not men. Please reply with your gender and how many you know from each side Im trynna see something. For me I know [--] from the left and [--] words from the right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2001909125954101701)  2025-12-19T06:55Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"The 169M that David Munyua won how much will KRA take Considering it was won in another country etc etc🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2001961718583632114)  2025-12-19T10:24Z 67.8K followers, 303.2K engagements


"So I played around with the FotMob API and made my own Premier League tables you can query by round team. Or include defence/attack stats etc etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2002684317009653936)  2025-12-21T10:15Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Notebook: https://github.com/SyataK/Premier-League.git https://github.com/SyataK/Premier-League.git"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2002706171497791595)  2025-12-21T11:42Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Shared a birthday and a deathday damn they were made for each other in this life and the next Rest in peace it looks like a road accident https://t.co/5ab8Oy7J1w Rest in peace it looks like a road accident https://t.co/5ab8Oy7J1w"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2002790092339810437)  2025-12-21T17:15Z 67.8K followers, 1.2M engagements


"How did Cunha miss that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2002801429082222890)  2025-12-21T18:00Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"That has to be a 0.8xG miss from Cunha @xGPhilosophy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2002801584569499869)  2025-12-21T18:01Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"I called my old man to ask what I can buy him for Christmas and he said hes fine and hung up on me😂. Everyday I understand more and more where my character came from I get really awkward when it comes to receiving gifts (I love them but cant ask or feign interest)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2003076249506496630)  2025-12-22T12:12Z 67.8K followers, 19.3K engagements


"What are the odds Two dudes sitting on the same table each one of them shares a birthday with their wives. No seriously what are the odds I dont even know someone who shares a birthday with their partner in the first place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2003141857480732821)  2025-12-22T16:33Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"I need to know where Happy birthday Beyonc came from. I know its derogatory for stupid or slow yes but where did it come from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2003814099252392414)  2025-12-24T13:04Z 67.8K followers, 84.1K engagements


"Saliba tricks Mateta thats hes drifting wide so theres space to run to in the middle and then turns and makes the tackle the moment Mateta takes the bait🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2003847012463366442)  2025-12-24T15:15Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Same flight from Nairobi costs at least $1265 and takes [--] hours because you have to fly to Doha then Madrid then back to Africa first Been enjoying AFCON so decided to book a flight over there for a grand total of [--] which is [--] cheaper than my [--] minute train journey to Manchester airport (40). 😂😂😂 https://t.co/Gv3huw2oWG Been enjoying AFCON so decided to book a flight over there for a grand total of [--] which is [--] cheaper than my [--] minute train journey to Manchester airport (40). 😂😂😂 https://t.co/Gv3huw2oWG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2004151465729036308)  2025-12-25T11:25Z 67.8K followers, 76.7K engagements


"Come on Forest Ten more minutes please hold on to this draw👏🏾"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2004917317478895715)  2025-12-27T14:08Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@jrobah Niko local kericho I just asked theyve had a crate of Desperado hawajauza even one in two weeks 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2004975327328825585)  2025-12-27T17:59Z 67.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@MainNeli_ From that exact spot and angle the xG will be exactly the same for Gyokeres Watkins Haaland or whoever. Do they then score or not thats where you get the actual goals - expected goals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2005995069103579548)  2025-12-30T13:31Z 67.8K followers, [--] engagements


"@MainNeli_ If you look at Arsenal matches the last few games we honestly should have more goals than we have we miss so many shots. So expected goals is a high number but actual goals is low"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2005995300192936097)  2025-12-30T13:32Z 67.8K followers, [--] engagements


"@Smurf_Nita Lived [--] years inside so he knows theres no life for him outside so might as well settle your grudge and go back home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2006128859217866796)  2025-12-30T22:22Z 67.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Which place is best to watch fireworks (not the expressway like a restaurant you can comfortably see the GTC/UAP fireworks from)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Shad_khalif/status/2006310355748757568)  2025-12-31T10:23Z 67.8K followers, 125.3K engagements

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