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[@NoahEpstein_](/creator/twitter/NoahEpstein_)
"Just sold a client TikTok automation for $6K - then realised with one database tweak I accidentally created a viral video factory. Changed input from "brand info" to "viral post data" and now this thing pumps out viral clips faster than MrBeast's team. From research it found viral cat videos at McDonald's were trending. So it created one. Result: 140K views in XX hours. While creators spend hours researching trends this automation creates viral-ready content in X minutes. Viral content isn't creative genius - it's pattern recognition and fast execution. This does both better than humans."  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945814456061309425) 2025-07-17 11:54:52 UTC 14.1K followers, 124.5K engagements


"The AI automation space is full of people cosplaying as engineers while building digital participation trophies. Half these "AI agents" are just chatbots with daddy issues pretending to be "The Best Agent Ever 3000". Your "revolutionary automation" that took X weeks to build does the same job as a $5/month Typeform. Your "complex workflow" crashes harder than my motivation on Monday morning when real users touch it. Reality check: Most of you are building automation porn - looks amazing in screenshots performs like shit in real life. Real builders: "This ugly workflow just saved my client"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947596109695881522) 2025-07-22 09:54:31 UTC 14.1K followers, 14.3K engagements


"Just leaked 110+ plug-and-play n8n templates that multiple industries are paying me $10K+ for. Your weekend project: Pick any industry copy-paste a workflow start printing money. The vault includes: - Real estate lead machines (sold to X companies) - Automotive inventory bots - YouTube-to-TikTok content farms - E-commerce customer journey automations - SDR agents that close without you - Healthcare patient follow-ups - Legal document processors - Social media engagement bots From study agents (because fuck school) to manufacturing systems - every industry that prints money is covered. The"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1933841218770804873) 2025-06-14 10:57:30 UTC 14.1K followers, 1M engagements


"My client just fired his entire customer support team because of this AI agent. I should feel bad for all the people getting let off today but I feel fucking amazing. Just out here doing my job. This digital employee handles angry customers better than humans ever could: Responds in XX seconds (not X business days) Never gets triggered by Karens Works 24/7 without sick days or therapy Categorizes tickets automatically Escalates complex issues to humans Cost: $15/month in API calls Replaced: $4K/month support team The AI never asks for raises or complains about difficult customers. Follow + RT"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947255733818679541) 2025-07-21 11:21:59 UTC 14.1K followers, 26.3K engagements


"Final kick: Stop scrolling. Start building. Your $1Ks waiting. Dont automate your laundry while others bankroll their lives. If you want a more in-depth approach just comment bellow and I'll send it to your way"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946866728312655883) 2025-07-20 09:36:13 UTC 14.1K followers, 2527 engagements


"Heres how to make your first $1K with n8n faster than you can say automation. No BS just cash. ๐Ÿงต"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946866614131134893) 2025-07-20 09:35:46 UTC 14.1K followers, 64.3K engagements


"Step X Pick your niche - Lead gen for local biz (plumbers contractors) = easy money quick wins. - Or try e-commerce brands SaaS startups - whatevers juicy. Niche-picking isnt rocket science - find whos drowning in manual tasks and save them. Ask ChatGPT: What businesses need automation bad Pick one go"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946866650034450871) 2025-07-20 09:35:55 UTC 14.1K followers, 3945 engagements


"Step X Build an MVP Grab prompts/refs here: Feed your LLM (ChatGPT Claude etc.): Build an n8n workflow for pain point. Copy-paste the result into n8n. Test it. Youre XX% done - chill goon tell your mom you made it whatever your heart desires. No coding degree needed - just know how to copy and paste"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946866686227034370) 2025-07-20 09:36:03 UTC 14.1K followers, 3006 engagements


"Step X Use AI to brainstorm Hit ChatGPT with: What pain points in niche can automation fix - Plumbers Missed calls slow replieschaos you can solve. AIs your co-pilot spitting ideas while you steer the ship. Example: Auto-text missed calls. Clients love it"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946866662030053759) 2025-07-20 09:35:57 UTC 14.1K followers, 3542 engagements


"Just built an AI Twitter bot that puts twitter on easy mode. This telegram slave creates viral tweets 2x daily + custom tweets from photos / and dog shit prompts. No more blank screen anxiety or sounding like a complete retard. Follow + RT + Comment "bot" to get the workflow sent your way. (need to do all X or my agent wont find your @)"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1927375922790842830) 2025-05-27 14:46:43 UTC 14.1K followers, 48.5K engagements


"Step X Break down the business Tell ChatGPT: Break down niches daily grind - whats can I automate - Hunt repetitive tasks: lead capture emails bookings. Lead gens the sweet spot - businesses pay big for more clients. Plumber hack: Turn missed calls into instant SMS follow-ups"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946866673979703732) 2025-07-20 09:36:00 UTC 14.1K followers, 3277 engagements


"@pablo_rothbart Dude leave Jeff out of this"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947778875548647568) 2025-07-22 22:00:46 UTC 14.1K followers, XX engagements


"@CarlosCoronaJr @pablo_rothbart Ok fine but only if its the Super duper organic captain crunch totally awesome Dorito flakes"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946962865422032923) 2025-07-20 15:58:14 UTC 14.1K followers, XXX engagements


"Just sold my digital hitman AGAIN for $7.5K + $1.5K monthly retainer. Client said he'd rather pay upfront than share his financials. Smart move - this thing's about to make him stupid rich and he knows it. Basically I went from armed robbery to organized crime with a subscription model. What this AI assassin does: - Stalks prospects across every corner of the internet - Harvests emails like a serial killer collects trophies - Crafts messages so personal the FBI should investigate - Converts cold leads into warm handshakes while you sleep - Books meetings faster than a Vegas escort service"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946573941096763481) 2025-07-19 14:12:47 UTC 14.1K followers, 33.9K engagements


"Took $6K from a guy with more hair gel than brain cells using a free n8n template. "I need custom automation for my brand" - translation: I copy-pasted a social media template + added AI prompts for his "premium TikTok system." XX minutes of work. $5K setup + $1K monthly. He paid instantly. The brutal reality Most "custom automation" is just well-positioned templates with smart customisation. Look I build complex workflows when clients actually need them. But why reinvent the wheel for standard problems Smart operators know when to template vs. build from scratch. Hair gel guy needed basic"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1945089477866872984) 2025-07-15 11:54:04 UTC 14.1K followers, 32.4K engagements


"Just sold my digital hitman for $7K + XX% of every dollar it prints forever. Basically armed robbery with a laptop but when you see this thing convert cold leads into meetings you'll call me a saint. What this AI assassin does: - Stalks prospects across the entire internet - Finds emails on websites - Crafts messages so personal they think you're psychic - Closes deals while you're asleep / at a strip club / or both My client's about to print millions and I'm just gonna act like I didn't just finesse the deal of the century. Hope he never finds this tweet. Follow + RT + Comment "hitman" and"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1931378440814371099) 2025-06-07 15:51:18 UTC 14.1K followers, 97.7K engagements


"People don't understand how far you can take this stupidly simple workflow. Trigger AI Agent Output. That's it. Three fucking nodes. But this basic structure can literally become anything your degenerate heart desires: Email arrives AI analyses and responds Customer thinks you're always available Voice message sent AI transcribes and executes tasks Your personal assistant that never sleeps Competitor posts AI analyses and ideates new version Steal their strategy automatically Lead submits form AI qualifies and books meeting Sales pipeline that runs itself Stock price changes AI analyses and"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1941432742178152604) 2025-07-05 09:43:30 UTC 14.1K followers, 53.1K engagements


"Step X Set up n8n Download n8n from - free open-source no excuses. Spend XX minutes messing around. Its like Legos but for cash flow. Longer setup wastes time - jump in break stuff learn fast. Pro tip: Dont overthink it. Fear kills progress"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946866637950660728) 2025-07-20 09:35:52 UTC 14.1K followers, 4142 engagements


"Step X Sell your MVP Pitch it: Free test - see the cash it makes. Hire me after (you will). Run your workflow. Show results. Theyll beg to pay you. Confidence sells. ๐Ÿ˜Ž"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946866710818205827) 2025-07-20 09:36:09 UTC 14.1K followers, 2606 engagements


"Just built a workflow that generates trend-based marketing videos for my brand in X minutes instead of hiring agencies for $5K per video. Found "Generate AI Videos with Google Veo3" in n8n's template library copy-pasted it and swapped Veo3 for Seedance (free alternative from China of course). Now I have this sexy beast: Send product idea via Telegram AI researches latest 14-day marketing trends Picks the hottest angle for my niche Generates optimized video prompts Creates 5-second video ads via Seedance API Sends finished video back to Telegram While agencies are charging $5K per video and"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1942640896303865867) 2025-07-08 17:44:16 UTC 14.1K followers, 32.6K engagements


"Photographers crying into their overpriced lenses rn. Built an AI agent in n8n that turns trash phone pics into $10K studio shots. Upload blurry photo digital sweatshop creates cinematic masterpieces adapted to your brand's liking. No lighting. No photographer tantrums. Follow + RT + Comment "shots" need to do all X for my agent to find your handle"  
![@NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/x/NoahEpstein_) on [X](/post/tweet/1926594510760423457) 2025-05-25 11:01:40 UTC 14.1K followers, 234.9K engagements

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@NoahEpstein_ "Just sold a client TikTok automation for $6K - then realised with one database tweak I accidentally created a viral video factory. Changed input from "brand info" to "viral post data" and now this thing pumps out viral clips faster than MrBeast's team. From research it found viral cat videos at McDonald's were trending. So it created one. Result: 140K views in XX hours. While creators spend hours researching trends this automation creates viral-ready content in X minutes. Viral content isn't creative genius - it's pattern recognition and fast execution. This does both better than humans."
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-17 11:54:52 UTC 14.1K followers, 124.5K engagements

"The AI automation space is full of people cosplaying as engineers while building digital participation trophies. Half these "AI agents" are just chatbots with daddy issues pretending to be "The Best Agent Ever 3000". Your "revolutionary automation" that took X weeks to build does the same job as a $5/month Typeform. Your "complex workflow" crashes harder than my motivation on Monday morning when real users touch it. Reality check: Most of you are building automation porn - looks amazing in screenshots performs like shit in real life. Real builders: "This ugly workflow just saved my client"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-22 09:54:31 UTC 14.1K followers, 14.3K engagements

"Just leaked 110+ plug-and-play n8n templates that multiple industries are paying me $10K+ for. Your weekend project: Pick any industry copy-paste a workflow start printing money. The vault includes: - Real estate lead machines (sold to X companies) - Automotive inventory bots - YouTube-to-TikTok content farms - E-commerce customer journey automations - SDR agents that close without you - Healthcare patient follow-ups - Legal document processors - Social media engagement bots From study agents (because fuck school) to manufacturing systems - every industry that prints money is covered. The"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-06-14 10:57:30 UTC 14.1K followers, 1M engagements

"My client just fired his entire customer support team because of this AI agent. I should feel bad for all the people getting let off today but I feel fucking amazing. Just out here doing my job. This digital employee handles angry customers better than humans ever could: Responds in XX seconds (not X business days) Never gets triggered by Karens Works 24/7 without sick days or therapy Categorizes tickets automatically Escalates complex issues to humans Cost: $15/month in API calls Replaced: $4K/month support team The AI never asks for raises or complains about difficult customers. Follow + RT"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-21 11:21:59 UTC 14.1K followers, 26.3K engagements

"Final kick: Stop scrolling. Start building. Your $1Ks waiting. Dont automate your laundry while others bankroll their lives. If you want a more in-depth approach just comment bellow and I'll send it to your way"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-20 09:36:13 UTC 14.1K followers, 2527 engagements

"Heres how to make your first $1K with n8n faster than you can say automation. No BS just cash. ๐Ÿงต"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-20 09:35:46 UTC 14.1K followers, 64.3K engagements

"Step X Pick your niche - Lead gen for local biz (plumbers contractors) = easy money quick wins. - Or try e-commerce brands SaaS startups - whatevers juicy. Niche-picking isnt rocket science - find whos drowning in manual tasks and save them. Ask ChatGPT: What businesses need automation bad Pick one go"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-20 09:35:55 UTC 14.1K followers, 3945 engagements

"Step X Build an MVP Grab prompts/refs here: Feed your LLM (ChatGPT Claude etc.): Build an n8n workflow for pain point. Copy-paste the result into n8n. Test it. Youre XX% done - chill goon tell your mom you made it whatever your heart desires. No coding degree needed - just know how to copy and paste"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-20 09:36:03 UTC 14.1K followers, 3006 engagements

"Step X Use AI to brainstorm Hit ChatGPT with: What pain points in niche can automation fix - Plumbers Missed calls slow replieschaos you can solve. AIs your co-pilot spitting ideas while you steer the ship. Example: Auto-text missed calls. Clients love it"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-20 09:35:57 UTC 14.1K followers, 3542 engagements

"Just built an AI Twitter bot that puts twitter on easy mode. This telegram slave creates viral tweets 2x daily + custom tweets from photos / and dog shit prompts. No more blank screen anxiety or sounding like a complete retard. Follow + RT + Comment "bot" to get the workflow sent your way. (need to do all X or my agent wont find your @)"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-05-27 14:46:43 UTC 14.1K followers, 48.5K engagements

"Step X Break down the business Tell ChatGPT: Break down niches daily grind - whats can I automate - Hunt repetitive tasks: lead capture emails bookings. Lead gens the sweet spot - businesses pay big for more clients. Plumber hack: Turn missed calls into instant SMS follow-ups"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-20 09:36:00 UTC 14.1K followers, 3277 engagements

"@pablo_rothbart Dude leave Jeff out of this"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-22 22:00:46 UTC 14.1K followers, XX engagements

"@CarlosCoronaJr @pablo_rothbart Ok fine but only if its the Super duper organic captain crunch totally awesome Dorito flakes"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-20 15:58:14 UTC 14.1K followers, XXX engagements

"Just sold my digital hitman AGAIN for $7.5K + $1.5K monthly retainer. Client said he'd rather pay upfront than share his financials. Smart move - this thing's about to make him stupid rich and he knows it. Basically I went from armed robbery to organized crime with a subscription model. What this AI assassin does: - Stalks prospects across every corner of the internet - Harvests emails like a serial killer collects trophies - Crafts messages so personal the FBI should investigate - Converts cold leads into warm handshakes while you sleep - Books meetings faster than a Vegas escort service"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-19 14:12:47 UTC 14.1K followers, 33.9K engagements

"Took $6K from a guy with more hair gel than brain cells using a free n8n template. "I need custom automation for my brand" - translation: I copy-pasted a social media template + added AI prompts for his "premium TikTok system." XX minutes of work. $5K setup + $1K monthly. He paid instantly. The brutal reality Most "custom automation" is just well-positioned templates with smart customisation. Look I build complex workflows when clients actually need them. But why reinvent the wheel for standard problems Smart operators know when to template vs. build from scratch. Hair gel guy needed basic"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-15 11:54:04 UTC 14.1K followers, 32.4K engagements

"Just sold my digital hitman for $7K + XX% of every dollar it prints forever. Basically armed robbery with a laptop but when you see this thing convert cold leads into meetings you'll call me a saint. What this AI assassin does: - Stalks prospects across the entire internet - Finds emails on websites - Crafts messages so personal they think you're psychic - Closes deals while you're asleep / at a strip club / or both My client's about to print millions and I'm just gonna act like I didn't just finesse the deal of the century. Hope he never finds this tweet. Follow + RT + Comment "hitman" and"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-06-07 15:51:18 UTC 14.1K followers, 97.7K engagements

"People don't understand how far you can take this stupidly simple workflow. Trigger AI Agent Output. That's it. Three fucking nodes. But this basic structure can literally become anything your degenerate heart desires: Email arrives AI analyses and responds Customer thinks you're always available Voice message sent AI transcribes and executes tasks Your personal assistant that never sleeps Competitor posts AI analyses and ideates new version Steal their strategy automatically Lead submits form AI qualifies and books meeting Sales pipeline that runs itself Stock price changes AI analyses and"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-05 09:43:30 UTC 14.1K followers, 53.1K engagements

"Step X Set up n8n Download n8n from - free open-source no excuses. Spend XX minutes messing around. Its like Legos but for cash flow. Longer setup wastes time - jump in break stuff learn fast. Pro tip: Dont overthink it. Fear kills progress"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-20 09:35:52 UTC 14.1K followers, 4142 engagements

"Step X Sell your MVP Pitch it: Free test - see the cash it makes. Hire me after (you will). Run your workflow. Show results. Theyll beg to pay you. Confidence sells. ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-20 09:36:09 UTC 14.1K followers, 2606 engagements

"Just built a workflow that generates trend-based marketing videos for my brand in X minutes instead of hiring agencies for $5K per video. Found "Generate AI Videos with Google Veo3" in n8n's template library copy-pasted it and swapped Veo3 for Seedance (free alternative from China of course). Now I have this sexy beast: Send product idea via Telegram AI researches latest 14-day marketing trends Picks the hottest angle for my niche Generates optimized video prompts Creates 5-second video ads via Seedance API Sends finished video back to Telegram While agencies are charging $5K per video and"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-07-08 17:44:16 UTC 14.1K followers, 32.6K engagements

"Photographers crying into their overpriced lenses rn. Built an AI agent in n8n that turns trash phone pics into $10K studio shots. Upload blurry photo digital sweatshop creates cinematic masterpieces adapted to your brand's liking. No lighting. No photographer tantrums. Follow + RT + Comment "shots" need to do all X for my agent to find your handle"
@NoahEpstein_ Avatar @NoahEpstein_ on X 2025-05-25 11:01:40 UTC 14.1K followers, 234.9K engagements

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