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![NoahEpstein_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1491071979155247110.png) Nozz [@NoahEpstein_](/creator/twitter/NoahEpstein_) on x 14.9K followers
Created: 2025-06-07 15:51:18 UTC

Just sold my digital hitman for $7K + XX% of every dollar it prints forever.

Basically armed robbery with a laptop, but when you see this thing convert cold leads into meetings, you'll call me a saint.

What this AI assassin does:
- Stalks prospects across the entire internet
- Finds emails on websites 
- Crafts messages so personal they think you're psychic
- Closes deals while you're asleep / at a strip club / or both

My client's about to print millions and I'm just gonna act like I didn't just finesse the deal of the century.

Hope he never finds this tweet.

Follow + RT + Comment "hitman" and I'll send you the link to my free Skool community where you can download the files, cheat sheets, and watch sales bros everywhere panic.

![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gs2idJ7XEAA-NUP.jpg)

XXXXXX engagements

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[Post Link](https://x.com/NoahEpstein_/status/1931378440814371099)