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[@AardvarkBloody](/creator/twitter/AardvarkBloody)
""Kings are made for the amusement of the people and their crowns are but jests in the eyes of the wise." - Voltaire"  
![@AardvarkBloody Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1431142299879288833.png) [@AardvarkBloody](/creator/x/AardvarkBloody) on [X](/post/tweet/1946542696895537561) 2025-07-19 12:08:38 UTC 7374 followers, XXX engagements


"Why would anyone make an AI video of Malema firing a toy gun"  
![@AardvarkBloody Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1431142299879288833.png) [@AardvarkBloody](/creator/x/AardvarkBloody) on [X](/post/tweet/1947300472857010303) 2025-07-21 14:19:46 UTC 7402 followers, 1989 engagements


"SA's top five money launderers: X. Churches X. Lawyers X. Gambling industry X. NGOs X. Couches"  
![@AardvarkBloody Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1431142299879288833.png) [@AardvarkBloody](/creator/x/AardvarkBloody) on [X](/post/tweet/1947535145550155794) 2025-07-22 05:52:16 UTC 7402 followers, 3217 engagements


"BREAKING: Police Minister Senzo Mchunu takes unauthorised trip to Liechtenstein to help Ramaphosa make up his mind about firing him"  
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"@shufflesdu @russ421 Legal Aid paying for the accused's private lawyers"  
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"The bad news is SAA made a loss of R371 million. The good news is they only needed R38 billion in bailouts to accomplish this"  
![@AardvarkBloody Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1431142299879288833.png) [@AardvarkBloody](/creator/x/AardvarkBloody) on [X](/post/tweet/1946172853306462501) 2025-07-18 11:39:01 UTC 7353 followers, 5170 engagements


"BREAKING: Ramaphosa pledges that any of his party's hoodlums implicated in the serious allegations raised by the KZN SAPS Commissioner will face the full might of the ANC Integrity Commission"  
![@AardvarkBloody Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1431142299879288833.png) [@AardvarkBloody](/creator/x/AardvarkBloody) on [X](/post/tweet/1942457405381423603) 2025-07-08 05:35:09 UTC 7381 followers, 63.7K engagements


"BREAKING: President Cyril Ramaphosa places South Africa on suspension for corruption. During a televised address Ramaphosa regally intoned: "My praise singers and back-up chorus have annointed me as a genius but that is regrettably not the truth. I'm simply a shrewd opportunist. The truth is: my fellow South Africans you are a bunch of fucking idiots. "But to call you 'idiots' 'twats' or 'imbeciles' is putting it mildly. I'll pretend you understand this: at the physics department of Wits University is an electron microscope that can visualise the particles that make up atoms: protons neutrons"  
![@AardvarkBloody Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1431142299879288833.png) [@AardvarkBloody](/creator/x/AardvarkBloody) on [X](/post/tweet/1943984506567864787) 2025-07-12 10:43:18 UTC 7352 followers, 4335 engagements