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[@ChrisJBakke](/creator/twitter/ChrisJBakke)
"Somewhere Gwyneth Paltrows manager is negotiating with the Tea App people to make an apology video for $5M"  
![@ChrisJBakke Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1361124510.png) [@ChrisJBakke](/creator/x/ChrisJBakke) on [X](/post/tweet/1948925681444012112) 2025-07-26 01:57:46 UTC 229.1K followers, 16.2K engagements


"If you buy X bitcoin for your child today it will possibly be worth $1M by 2035 which will almost be enough money to cover one semester of online college by then"  
![@ChrisJBakke Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1361124510.png) [@ChrisJBakke](/creator/x/ChrisJBakke) on [X](/post/tweet/1943523153235583427) 2025-07-11 04:10:03 UTC 229.1K followers, 129.8K engagements


"Honestly kudos to Apple for keeping their DEI promises well into 2025 and employing a XXX% blind design team"  
![@ChrisJBakke Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1361124510.png) [@ChrisJBakke](/creator/x/ChrisJBakke) on [X](/post/tweet/1932280324031185037) 2025-06-10 03:35:03 UTC 229.1K followers, 5.5M engagements


"So @nvidia corp dev: Grok's plan is pretty pretty good. Obviously this is a very serious underlying threat to your business so I'm prepared to be acquihired for $500B today. I too own leather jackets appreciate red wine and eat at Denny's. Exploding offer - you have X hours to respond"  
![@ChrisJBakke Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1361124510.png) [@ChrisJBakke](/creator/x/ChrisJBakke) on [X](/post/tweet/1943339191590646070) 2025-07-10 15:59:03 UTC 229.1K followers, 10.2K engagements


"Ive started joining every Google Meet XX seconds early. When you join early everyones virtual note takers join early too. I spend the first few seconds screaming about how Im on the Titanic weve just hit an iceberg the end is near and I need immediate assistance. I then do the rest of the meeting normally. When the meeting ends everyone gets an emailed transcript where the AI summary is: Chris hit an iceberg is trapped on a sinking ship and general Q2 pricing updates"  
![@ChrisJBakke Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1361124510.png) [@ChrisJBakke](/creator/x/ChrisJBakke) on [X](/post/tweet/1935687863980716338) 2025-06-19 13:15:24 UTC 229.1K followers, 1.3M engagements


"Wonderful being in Ireland where I can see all of the traditional sights that this country was built on such as the Google building the Salesforce building the Tenable building and Hubspot tower"  
![@ChrisJBakke Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1361124510.png) [@ChrisJBakke](/creator/x/ChrisJBakke) on [X](/post/tweet/1947279419615130078) 2025-07-21 12:56:06 UTC 229.1K followers, 15.4K engagements


"@signulll XXX% but $2.99/mo to not lose 10s of thousands of pictures and videos of my kids is some of the best money I spend each month"  
![@ChrisJBakke Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1361124510.png) [@ChrisJBakke](/creator/x/ChrisJBakke) on [X](/post/tweet/1948601303049089057) 2025-07-25 04:28:48 UTC 229.1K followers, 221.5K engagements


"Optimus just poured a drink and didnt ask for a XX% tip on an iPad. Just put $10M more into Tesla stock"  
![@ChrisJBakke Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1361124510.png) [@ChrisJBakke](/creator/x/ChrisJBakke) on [X](/post/tweet/1844610918552121596) 2024-10-11 05:28:08 UTC 229.1K followers, 27.3M engagements


"In 2022 McKinsey was paid $55M to advise Warner Brothers to combine with Discovery. From 2022-2025 McKinsey charged Warner Brothers Discovery $37M by advising the company to change HBO to HBO Max then to Max then back to HBO Max. In 2025 McKinsey billed Warner Brothers Discovery an additional $63M to determine that Warner Brothers and Discovery should be separate brands again"  
![@ChrisJBakke Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1361124510.png) [@ChrisJBakke](/creator/x/ChrisJBakke) on [X](/post/tweet/1932311114521747798) 2025-06-10 05:37:24 UTC 229.1K followers, 8.2M engagements