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# ![@ChrisJBakke Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1361124510.png) @ChrisJBakke Chris Bakke

Chris Bakke posts on X about ai, bitcoin, money, company the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  17.14% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  17.14% [stocks](/list/stocks)  #494 [social networks](/list/social-networks)  5.71% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  5.71% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  4.76% [products](/list/products)  2.86% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  1.9% [vc firms](/list/vc-firms)  0.95% [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.95%

**Social topic influence**
[ai](/topic/ai) 6.67%, [bitcoin](/topic/bitcoin) 4.76%, [money](/topic/money) 4.76%, [company](/topic/company) 3.81%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 3.81%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 3.81%, [crypto](/topic/crypto) 2.86%, [open ai](/topic/open-ai) #2024, [doordash](/topic/doordash) #5, [apple](/topic/apple) 2.86%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@raisedconfused](/creator/undefined) [@numeral](/creator/undefined) [@hireoverseas](/creator/undefined) [@atkevinbaker](/creator/undefined) [@kbwizrd](/creator/undefined) [@kprunion](/creator/undefined) [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@brennanpeete3](/creator/undefined) [@matthaf](/creator/undefined) [@concourseai](/creator/undefined) [@standardcap](/creator/undefined) [@a16z](/creator/undefined) [@crv](/creator/undefined) [@ycombinator](/creator/undefined) [@polymarkets](/creator/undefined) [@jaykatana](/creator/undefined) [@numerals](/creator/undefined) [@brexhq](/creator/undefined) [@samdblond](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [DoorDash Inc. (DASH)](/topic/doordash) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Five minutes after the half time show and our [--] year old refuses to speak English. [--] year old daughter just called me a gringo. The dog just walked in wearing a gold chain with a crucifix. Suing everyone involved"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2020675597748621379)  2026-02-09T01:46Z 302.8K followers, 749.3K engagements


"Live with @raisedconfused + @atkevinbaker - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1nAKEEgROEYKL https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1nAKEEgROEYKL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2021278214057075140)  2026-02-10T17:40Z 302.8K followers, 15.3K engagements


"Starting a new company. It's called "Cable." We're going to take all of the streaming services combine them put them in one menu and charge you one simple fee to navigate all of them. Raising $750m at a $10b valuation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1613245266488086528)  2023-01-11T18:43Z 288K followers, 11M engagements


"They should just start preemptively arresting anyone on the Forbes [--] Under 30"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1613383171223212037)  2023-01-12T03:51Z 287.5K followers, 9.3M engagements


"I'm sorry but this is insane. It now costs over $3030 to get a simple latte delivered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1748475188512178657)  2024-01-19T22:39Z 295.9K followers, 354K engagements


"Optimus just poured a drink and didnt ask for a 25% tip on an iPad. Just put $10M more into Tesla stock"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1844610918552121596)  2024-10-11T05:28Z 298.7K followers, 27.3M engagements


"Im so glad that I made the right financial decision in [----] and ditched my $89/mo cable package so that I can now pay $83/mo for YouTube TV $23/mo for Netflix $16/mo for Disney+ $13/mo for Paramount $15/mo for Prime $10/mo for AppleTV and $21/mo for HBO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1867242556452688307)  2024-12-12T16:18Z 298.8K followers, 8.2M engagements


"Heading to Davos to give a [--] minute speech asking everyone to keep their thermostats at [--] degrees this winter. Together we can reverse climate change"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2014048405883162823)  2026-01-21T18:52Z 297.7K followers, 424.7K engagements


"Every day Trump: "I might do something wild." Stocks: 📉 Trump: ".or I might not." Stocks: 📈 Trump: "But what if I just." Stocks: 📉 Trump: "Oh come on I was kidding." Stocks: 📈"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2014073597044859294)  2026-01-21T20:32Z 286.9K followers, 756.9K engagements


"@matt_haf @Concourse_ai @Standard_Cap @a16z @CRV @ycombinator Congrats @matt_haf on the raise and great that you let a small emerging firm like @a16z participate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2016192449790804038)  2026-01-27T16:51Z 288.5K followers, [----] engagements


"My local dry cleaner was struggling to pay the bills. He was losing $10000/mo. I told him to "use Moltbot to transform your business" He took my advice. Bought a Mac Mini and API access to Claude. His business is totally transformed. He now loses $14700/mo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2016530622920204606)  2026-01-28T15:15Z 289.4K followers, 99.4K engagements


""Dad can I borrow $10 worth of gold" "Borrow $11.62 . What the hell do you need $7.45 of gold for""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2016902938023907428)  2026-01-29T15:55Z 296K followers, 208K engagements


"If you started with a $1M portfolio and every month you set $100000 on fire - over the last [--] months you would be significantly outperforming Bitcoin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2017670623410196913)  2026-01-31T18:45Z 297.3K followers, 120.7K engagements


"I hope its perfectly clear that Reid Hoffman and Bill Gates are disgusting horrible people. Starting LinkedIn Acquiring it Both sick in the head"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2018064303572779398)  2026-02-01T20:49Z 296.1K followers, 283.4K engagements


"Gwynne Shotwell The legendary social media executive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2018534907807764540)  2026-02-03T03:59Z 290.2K followers, 20.7K engagements


"Raised and Confused https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1PlJQObdEdBKE https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1PlJQObdEdBKE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2018741801746825326)  2026-02-03T17:42Z 291.8K followers, 33K engagements


"Live with @kbwizrd talking about SpaceX M&A trophies and Mckinsey - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas Raised and Confused https://t.co/ElYBiX3FYT Raised and Confused https://t.co/ElYBiX3FYT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2018742644768436568)  2026-02-03T17:45Z 290.8K followers, 16.7K engagements


"Live with @kbwizrd talking about Sobe drinks (shout out 2003) logo rebrands xAI and microplastics (try to keep up) - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas Raised and Confused https://t.co/ElYBiX3FYT Raised and Confused https://t.co/ElYBiX3FYT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2018753638513205599)  2026-02-03T18:29Z 291.8K followers, 12.5K engagements


"And now we're talking about @Polymarket's "The Polymarket""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2018758367519674762)  2026-02-03T18:47Z 290.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Now that Bitcoin is at $73k I cant wait for Saylor to post tomorrow that he somehow managed to buy $100M at $85k/each today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2019088659480506450)  2026-02-04T16:40Z 292.8K followers, 78.5K engagements


"Days like today remind me that diversification is important. Instead of losing some money across [--] stocks I'm losing tons of money across [---] stocks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2019105426336543126)  2026-02-04T17:47Z 299.1K followers, 195.5K engagements


"@Jay_Katana Exactly: https://x.com/bon_g/status/2019066749853798647s=20 My money was losing 7% per year due to inflation so I decided to invest into crypto Now Im losing 30% per month https://t.co/xFQV96sqjB https://x.com/bon_g/status/2019066749853798647s=20 My money was losing 7% per year due to inflation so I decided to invest into crypto Now Im losing 30% per month https://t.co/xFQV96sqjB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2019111634695057811)  2026-02-04T18:11Z 288.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Feels unfair that a large venture-funded company would attack a small fledgling non-profit like OpenAI Ads are coming to AI. But not to Claude. Keep thinking. https://t.co/n2yECeBWyT Ads are coming to AI. But not to Claude. Keep thinking. https://t.co/n2yECeBWyT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2019155371877917180)  2026-02-04T21:05Z 299.5K followers, 64.5K engagements


"Literally the most bearish thing Ive ever seen: SAYLOR ISSUES WARNING TO BITCOIN COMMUNITY: "IF BITCOIN WENT TO $10 MILLION DOLLARS TOMORROW I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT HOW YOU'D FEEL." https://t.co/95PfRrPHTX SAYLOR ISSUES WARNING TO BITCOIN COMMUNITY: "IF BITCOIN WENT TO $10 MILLION DOLLARS TOMORROW I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT HOW YOU'D FEEL." https://t.co/95PfRrPHTX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2019281420636844128)  2026-02-05T05:26Z 296.5K followers, 420K engagements


"My crypto portfolio: down looking horrible @numeral's new billboard: up looking great the @numeral billboard just dropped in SF marketing had some fun with it https://t.co/nqHKejzFnW the @numeral billboard just dropped in SF marketing had some fun with it https://t.co/nqHKejzFnW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2019499816443867448)  2026-02-05T19:54Z 297.8K followers, 10.7K engagements


"https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mnGeNggAPRJX https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mnGeNggAPRJX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2022003377555865656)  2026-02-12T17:42Z 302.8K followers, 22.6K engagements


"Follow us at @raisedconfused - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2022005983531434390)  2026-02-12T17:52Z 302.8K followers, [----] engagements


"The @raisedconfused stream is largely a recap of who has the best music in their launch videos: The AI CRM wars are officially on. Former @brexHQ CRO @samdblond just launched @MonacoGTM an AI-native platform promising to automate customer acquisition end-to-end: define your ICP build your TAM score accounts write the emails send the gifts book the meetings and https://t.co/5fr6S0oCwB The AI CRM wars are officially on. Former @brexHQ CRO @samdblond just launched @MonacoGTM an AI-native platform promising to automate customer acquisition end-to-end: define your ICP build your TAM score accounts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2022104768995582376)  2026-02-13T00:25Z 302.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Watching my friends spend $1500 and [--] hours of their time setting up an AI chatbot that summarizes the weather:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2016008877549171108)  2026-01-27T04:42Z 302.7K followers, 1.1M engagements


"Does this mean that all tickets to future Billie Eilish shows will be free No paid performances on stolen land Billie Eilish says "f*ck ice" during her #Grammys acceptance speech: "Nobody is illegal on stolen land. We need to keep fighting and speaking up. Our voices do matter." https://t.co/Sz1um3afYJ Billie Eilish says "f*ck ice" during her #Grammys acceptance speech: "Nobody is illegal on stolen land. We need to keep fighting and speaking up. Our voices do matter." https://t.co/Sz1um3afYJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2018366379276268025)  2026-02-02T16:50Z 302.7K followers, 596.3K engagements


"Quick portfolio update:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2019461380345327888)  2026-02-05T17:21Z 302.8K followers, 1.4M engagements


"God forbid men have hobbies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2021748566554030112)  2026-02-12T00:49Z 302.8K followers, 16.6K engagements


"This is the equivalent of people in [----] finding out that nerds were spending hundreds of dollars on computers. Still early. i just found out chatgpt has a SUBSCRIPTION service WHO IS PAYING IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN i just found out chatgpt has a SUBSCRIPTION service WHO IS PAYING IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2021802830475276755)  2026-02-12T04:25Z 302.8K followers, 98.5K engagements


"If I ran growth at Doordash I would pay Doordashers $5 to open doors on random Waymos so that Waymo has to hire our Dashers to close them for $6.25. Waymo hiring DoorDash drivers to close car doors in Atlanta (Spotted on Reddit) Really putting the "Door" in DoorDash https://t.co/HjAutrPB4c Waymo hiring DoorDash drivers to close car doors in Atlanta (Spotted on Reddit) Really putting the "Door" in DoorDash https://t.co/HjAutrPB4c"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2022108362050351477)  2026-02-13T00:39Z 302.8K followers, 137.1K engagements


"Legitimately wild:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2003173494738276757)  2025-12-22T18:39Z 301.5K followers, 32.4K engagements


"Getting on the Forbes [--] Under [--] is weird: 2% likelihood you become a billionaire 35% likelihood your company fails 63% likelihood you end up in white collar prison because you stole money trying to become a billionaire and then your company fails"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2018386815317844104)  2026-02-02T18:11Z 301.6K followers, 201K engagements


"I'm so excited for my daughter to unwrap $500 worth of @posthog credits for her 3rd birthday next month. She's going to love it. tfw you run out of Claude credits mid-sentence and go from using sophisticated vocabulary to 'me want food' Wedding registries in [--] months: forget the mixer just Venmo me API credits 💀 https://t.co/Supfi8npAk tfw you run out of Claude credits mid-sentence and go from using sophisticated vocabulary to 'me want food' Wedding registries in [--] months: forget the mixer just Venmo me API credits 💀 https://t.co/Supfi8npAk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2018820474332184788)  2026-02-03T22:54Z 301.3K followers, 19.8K engagements


"Ive seen about $740M of wasted money on these Super Bowl ads so far"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2020663025406284154)  2026-02-09T00:56Z 302.3K followers, 33.3K engagements


"I'm live with @atkevinbaker and @raisedconfused - talking about evil Ring cams Mr. Beast and [--] year olds going into debt to finance their dollhouses https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1nAKEEgROEYKL https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1nAKEEgROEYKL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2021288359835075065)  2026-02-10T18:21Z 302.1K followers, [----] engagements


"RT @raisedconfused: Crazy how this and the 16th St. BART station exist on the same planet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2022369202636755009)  2026-02-13T17:56Z 302.5K followers, [--] engagements


"OpenAI team from 2017-2023: "hey - let's do some shady stuff" Greg Brockman: "perfect I'll write it all down as we go""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2012254845223514469)  2026-01-16T20:05Z 302.7K followers, 1M engagements


"i Wil say . . its prety. Incredable that at anyh. Given time jeffrey:; wwas Emakling with. [--]. of th world s - most importint [---] peepl -. and no [--] bothered: [--] by Him. a gramerly subscription -"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2017983653268365420)  2026-02-01T15:29Z 302.7K followers, 215.6K engagements


"2025: AI will be used to cure cancer 2026:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2008582299135488017)  2026-01-06T16:51Z 302.8K followers, 3.4M engagements


"Heading into the weekend when my crypto portfolio is down 50% but I picked up [-----] bitcoin at $61k yesterday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2019851728850723090)  2026-02-06T19:12Z 302.8K followers, 289.4K engagements


"I had submitted an application months ago and was on the 6th interview. Heartbreaking to learn I lost the job like this. BREAKING: Kim Jong Un has chosen his 13-year-old daughter as his heir to rule North Korea per BBC BREAKING: Kim Jong Un has chosen his 13-year-old daughter as his heir to rule North Korea per BBC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2021955817516544443)  2026-02-12T14:33Z 302.8K followers, 242.8K engagements


"Your father was a prolific Waymo door closer. People said he could close [--] or [--] doors a night. Waymo hiring DoorDash drivers to close car doors in Atlanta (Spotted on Reddit) Really putting the "Door" in DoorDash https://t.co/HjAutrPB4c Waymo hiring DoorDash drivers to close car doors in Atlanta (Spotted on Reddit) Really putting the "Door" in DoorDash https://t.co/HjAutrPB4c"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2021987173298557057)  2026-02-12T16:38Z 302.8K followers, 480.7K engagements


"Live with @atkevinbaker - talking about bad haircuts tech billionaires fleeing California and self driving cars https://t.co/WpNAHp7CgW https://t.co/WpNAHp7CgW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2022004877434720577)  2026-02-12T17:48Z 302.8K followers, 17.4K engagements


"We're live with @atkevinbaker - talking about AI blackmailing humans hot dogs and building robots https://t.co/WpNAHp7CgW https://t.co/WpNAHp7CgW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2022015281129042154)  2026-02-12T18:29Z 302.8K followers, [----] engagements


"So many questions for Waymo: https://x.com/raisedconfused/status/2022096846785835300s=20 So. why do @Waymo cars have windshield wipers exactly We're all thinking it @farhatchristina actually puts it out there. We're riffing about the driverless experience in general and why Chris kinda misses old-school @Uber. https://t.co/qa32Z2q2o7 https://x.com/raisedconfused/status/2022096846785835300s=20 So. why do @Waymo cars have windshield wipers exactly We're all thinking it @farhatchristina actually puts it out there. We're riffing about the driverless experience in general and why Chris kinda"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2022108793711231005)  2026-02-13T00:41Z 302.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm reading the intern's credit card # on the next stream if we don't hit 100+ followers today. Save the intern a life of financial ruin. Follow @raisedconfused In the last [--] weeks we've grown from [--] to [----] followers on YT and [--] to [--] followers here. Please follow our X account or @ChrisJBakke and @atkevinbaker said they'll read my credit card # on the next stream if we don't cross [---] followers today. - Raised and Confused intern https://t.co/oaeJq1Jlm9 In the last [--] weeks we've grown from [--] to [----] followers on YT and [--] to [--] followers here. Please follow our X account or @ChrisJBakke and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2022394346952409575)  2026-02-13T19:36Z 302.8K followers, [----] engagements


"LinkedIn is out of control"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1815112585479414065)  2024-07-21T19:52Z 280.8K followers, 6.9M engagements


"Im officially [-----] people can show up to a concert for someone and Ive literally never once heard of them before years old The crowd for Chappell Roan at #Lollapalooza is INSANE https://t.co/8cCR1vmzrV The crowd for Chappell Roan at #Lollapalooza is INSANE https://t.co/8cCR1vmzrV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1819550926224408663)  2024-08-03T01:48Z 283.3K followers, 2.7M engagements


"When you get your first corporate job and you start saying stuff like core competencies to fit in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1821265641980232097)  2024-08-07T19:22Z 281.5K followers, 710.6K engagements


"The only athletes Ill remember from these Olympics are the 2nd best shooter and the 782087th most talented breakdancer in the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1822462585335423097)  2024-08-11T02:38Z 279.7K followers, 3.2M engagements


"Police should have [--] months to solve any case at which point 100% of the evidence should be published to the internet. 75% of crimes would be solved by redditors within [--] days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1830474769646649765)  2024-09-02T05:16Z 279.7K followers, 3.3M engagements


"The CEO of Sony learning that Airpods have once again outsold the new and improved Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520's for the 15th consecutive quarter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1833302772844007428)  2024-09-10T00:33Z 279.7K followers, 4M engagements


"John Mulaney got paid $2M to show up to Dreamforce and say this:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1838070135057518838)  2024-09-23T04:17Z 279.7K followers, 865.6K engagements


"The subscriber base that cancelled their $4/mo Washington Post subscriptions to show Jeff Bezos whos the boss will immediately head down to Whole Foods for lunch and spend $33.46 on the salad bar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1851273868457230426)  2024-10-29T14:44Z 287.7K followers, 191.4K engagements


"Nate Silver wondering if he should have run [-----] models:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1853997577156620528)  2024-11-06T03:07Z 281.6K followers, 641.6K engagements


"Joe Rogan renegotiating his Spotify deal in 2025:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1854192451050934470)  2024-11-06T16:01Z 279.7K followers, 710.1K engagements


"I still cant believe this was actually the agency that did the Jaguar rebrand:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1859247103685620079)  2024-11-20T14:47Z 279.7K followers, 6.7M engagements


"Its so funny that there is a team of over [---] people at Apple who all make $350K - $20M TC that designed this approved it and shipped it:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1864191206156325062)  2024-12-04T06:13Z 280.7K followers, 3.3M engagements


"Serious question: What were all of these people previously doing in their cars in Manhattan in the middle of a Tuesday where $9 is now a barrier to entry $9 is equivalent to $0.03 in NY. This street was never empty pre Jan [--] https://t.co/PbKNA86llv This street was never empty pre Jan [--] https://t.co/PbKNA86llv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1879272353022255244)  2025-01-14T21:00Z 281.9K followers, 19.2M engagements


"No babe. I didnt It was a bad angle. You can see right here my eyes were looking across the row. Yeah - see. Well if you zoom in. Yeah here you can see it better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1881502908971434368)  2025-01-21T00:43Z 281.5K followers, 4.9M engagements


"Startup CEO who just closed his first $400K enterprise contract by promising something that doesnt exist to a Fortune [---] and the founding engineer who has [--] days to build it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1881742818726851014)  2025-01-21T16:37Z 280.7K followers, 5.4M engagements


"I dont know. Just call it FBICIA or some shit Who gives a shit Lets get out of here. CBS has ordered a pilot for a new "FBI" spin-off currently titled "FBI: CIA." https://t.co/cw5YDPZSWr CBS has ordered a pilot for a new "FBI" spin-off currently titled "FBI: CIA." https://t.co/cw5YDPZSWr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1882475818519290212)  2025-01-23T17:09Z 283.5K followers, 2.1M engagements


"Im a software engineering intern at the US Department of Defense. This weekend I uploaded our codebase and all of my work documents to this cool new app called DeepSeek. Its been super helpful in helping me do my job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1883642313777512494)  2025-01-26T22:24Z 280.8K followers, 2.5M engagements


"BREAKING: The guy from my high school who splurges on boats jet skis and lifted cars when times are good and then sells them when times are bad is now selling his [----] snow mobile on Facebook Marketplace. Strong economic indicator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1897367250715468242)  2025-03-05T19:22Z 280.7K followers, 1.9M engagements


"Took our daughter to the playground. [--] parents standing around and none of the kids could go down the slide because there was a pool of water at the end. Took off my hoodie and used it to wipe up the pool of water and dry the slide. One of the kids started clapping and got two head nods from other dads. Absolute heroic act. Slide is open for business and Im going to get [----] likes when I post this to LinkedIn on Monday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1900979582721028247)  2025-03-15T18:37Z 280.7K followers, 696.5K engagements


"If you invested $100000 in ETH at the time of this post youd have $46782 and be divorced by now:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1909014696839336277)  2025-04-06T22:45Z 280.7K followers, 707.4K engagements


"It's spring break and my son started a lemonade stand. I asked him how much lemonade he sold in the last hour. "$3" he said. I told him "Here's $20 for one glass of lemonade. In one hour I'm going to come back and buy a lemonade for $1000. You're going to take that $1000/hr revenue - multiply it by [--] hours - then multiply it by [---] days and tell VCs 'I have $8.76M in run rate revenue with 99.9% net margins and 100% of our latest cohort of customers have expanded revenue with us. You're also changing the name of your lemonade stand to 'lemon(AI)de' and incorporating it as a C Corp" My son was"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1913287929298080092)  2025-04-18T17:46Z 280.8K followers, 1.2M engagements


"My barber just offered me a $1 haircut if I tipped him $50. 100-0 U.S. Senate passes No Tax on Tips Act 100-0 U.S. Senate passes No Tax on Tips Act"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1924961257830154377)  2025-05-20T22:51Z 280.7K followers, 14.1M engagements


"This is the greatest thing to ever happen on LI:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1925172744645480581)  2025-05-21T12:52Z 280.8K followers, 1.2M engagements


"There's only one guy who can help us now:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1930694210501648732)  2025-06-05T18:32Z 281.6K followers, 754.1K engagements


"Honestly kudos to Apple for keeping their DEI promises well into [----] and employing a 100% blind design team"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1932280324031185037)  2025-06-10T03:35Z 281.5K followers, 5.5M engagements


"In [----] McKinsey was paid $55M to advise Warner Brothers to combine with Discovery. From 2022-2025 McKinsey charged Warner Brothers Discovery $37M by advising the company to change HBO to HBO Max then to Max then back to HBO Max. In [----] McKinsey billed Warner Brothers Discovery an additional $63M to determine that Warner Brothers and Discovery should be separate brands again. Warner Bros. Discovery to Split Into Two Companies https://t.co/wf6mV92POK Warner Bros. Discovery to Split Into Two Companies https://t.co/wf6mV92POK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1932311114521747798)  2025-06-10T05:37Z 283.9K followers, 8.2M engagements


"America: BREAKING: Iran says Israel and America will pay a very heavy price BREAKING: Iran says Israel and America will pay a very heavy price"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1933358965381112082)  2025-06-13T03:01Z 280.8K followers, 4.4M engagements


"Ive started joining every Google Meet [--] seconds early. When you join early everyones virtual note takers join early too. I spend the first few seconds screaming about how Im on the Titanic weve just hit an iceberg the end is near and I need immediate assistance. I then do the rest of the meeting normally. When the meeting ends everyone gets an emailed transcript where the AI summary is: Chris hit an iceberg is trapped on a sinking ship and general Q2 pricing updates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1935687863980716338)  2025-06-19T13:15Z 283.9K followers, 1.4M engagements


"Okay Grok: build a startup that can run [---] complex health tests from a single drop of blood. Make no mistakes. And no fraud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1943867832816873811)  2025-07-12T02:59Z 281.6K followers, 808.2K engagements


"Food trucks used to sell you [--] of the best tacos you've had in your life for $5 cash only and then people with Masters degrees started buying them and now it's [--] of the worst tacos you've had in your life for $18.50 plus a recommended 20% tip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1952344090755887509)  2025-08-04T12:21Z 283.5K followers, 3M engagements


"OpenAI in 2021: we want to cure brain cancer OpenAI in 2025: were becoming brain cancer OPENAI IS PREPARING TO LAUNCH A SOCIAL APP FOR AI-GENERATED VIDEOS - Wired https://t.co/bg4Y3Y4SMh OPENAI IS PREPARING TO LAUNCH A SOCIAL APP FOR AI-GENERATED VIDEOS - Wired https://t.co/bg4Y3Y4SMh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1973011667517858116)  2025-09-30T13:06Z 281.5K followers, 540K engagements


"Havent stopped thinking about this since I first saw it:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1988409206610026556)  2025-11-12T00:51Z 287.2K followers, 364.5K engagements


"Live with @kbwizrd talking about angel investing vibecoding CRMs and going public - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas Raised and Confused https://t.co/eYtQdDCAJY Raised and Confused https://t.co/eYtQdDCAJY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2013678297498943884)  2026-01-20T18:21Z 278.3K followers, 27.9K engagements


"The cashier at Five Guys telling us the total after I order for our family: I can tell you for sure it's somewhere between $10000 and $1000000 I can tell you for sure it's somewhere between $10000 and $1000000"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2014026238860599586)  2026-01-21T17:24Z 277.7K followers, 30K engagements


"Good afternoon from Northern California. Were all in this storm together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2015147988474298684)  2026-01-24T19:41Z 284K followers, 117.7K engagements


"Yesterday I tried something that changed my life. I set up Clawdbot and asked it to: - Summarize my X feed each morning - Research new trends - Confirm all daily meetings - Run A/B tests on my landing page And [--] hours later it: - Spent and lost $1.4M on Kalshi betting on the Broncos to win - Emailed several death threats to my actual assistant - Ordered $27000 worth of DoorDash during a major snowstorm and sent the orders to a condo in Rhode Island - Commented lol nice on every Hunter Biden IG post dating back to [----] Life changing stuff. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2015986883764060349"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2015986883764060349)  2026-01-27T03:15Z 283.3K followers, 57.5K engagements


"Raised and Confused https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1ypJdqkbqkRxW https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1ypJdqkbqkRxW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2016204552266252550)  2026-01-27T17:39Z 279.5K followers, 32.4K engagements


"Timeline is undefeated:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2016249950066385244)  2026-01-27T20:40Z 279.9K followers, 643.7K engagements


"Raised and Confused https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1BRKjgPRZydGw https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1BRKjgPRZydGw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2016929170270691664)  2026-01-29T17:39Z 279.4K followers, 30.7K engagements


"Live with @raisedconfused with @kbwizrd - talking about Optimus Slack statuses and new things in tech - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas Raised and Confused https://t.co/DJMYO1pW6s Raised and Confused https://t.co/DJMYO1pW6s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2016929964592071147)  2026-01-29T17:42Z 278.4K followers, 19.8K engagements


"Live with @kbwizrd and the @raisedconfused global team - talking about iphone flashlights private equity and publicly traded shoe companies - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas Raised and Confused https://t.co/DJMYO1pW6s Raised and Confused https://t.co/DJMYO1pW6s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2016942244302110862)  2026-01-29T18:31Z 279.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Follow @raisedconfused if you want two unemployed people explaining what other unemployed people are doing on the timeline: X is giving away $1M to whoever gets the highest amount of views on an article by this Friday. Will @user57085 bring home the prize https://t.co/RkRaoD0ZPI X is giving away $1M to whoever gets the highest amount of views on an article by this Friday. Will @user57085 bring home the prize https://t.co/RkRaoD0ZPI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2017044665107960209)  2026-01-30T01:18Z 279.4K followers, 13.6K engagements


"Bitcoin is actually a pretty good store of value because I felt like I had way too much money [--] months ago anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2018163538834124989)  2026-02-02T03:24Z 283.2K followers, 22K engagements


"@KyleTibbitts At least this guy is following the right people on the timeline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2018506549011099718)  2026-02-03T02:07Z 283.2K followers, [----] engagements


"The 49ers worked hard and won the game. Because theyre winners they should have to give [--] of their points to the losing team. Congrats to the new winners of the game: the Chicago Bears Brock Purdy has had two amazing outings in a row. [--] touchdowns is huge Next week even bigger. Go @49ers Brock Purdy has had two amazing outings in a row. [--] touchdowns is huge Next week even bigger. Go @49ers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/2005851354913259704)  2025-12-30T04:00Z 302.8K followers, 213.9K engagements


"Elon Musk is in for a bad time. Im not sure hes prepared to take on a couple PhDs a few MBAs and a Baroness who use Twitter once a year (to reset their passwords) and collectively own [--] shares of the company"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1515377028295389186)  2022-04-16T17:10Z 299.7K followers, 43.6K engagements


"Cathie Wood is down so bad shes demanding to speak to the manager of the stock market"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1579487167096983552)  2022-10-10T15:01Z 301K followers, 14K engagements


"BREAKING: Elon Musk is the first person in [--] years to successfully create new housing in San Francisco"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1600292472596312064)  2022-12-07T00:53Z 298.4K followers, 79.1K engagements


"Please clap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745126405313343883)  2024-01-10T16:52Z 299.9K followers, 484.4K engagements


"VCs in 2023: we made some bad investments in [----] and [----] but weve become quite disciplined. VCs in 2024: were excited to be leading a $175M pre-seed in IHOP AI - a company that was formed [--] minutes ago by two former interns at Google Deepmind who are seeking to revolutionize fast casual breakfasts by using LLMs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1775711842746425606)  2024-04-04T02:27Z 297.6K followers, 511.6K engagements


"Apple Vision Pro was released [--] months ago and I havent seen a single person post about it over the last [--] months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1892608837573918871)  2025-02-20T16:14Z 297.7K followers, 6M engagements

Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing

@ChrisJBakke Avatar @ChrisJBakke Chris Bakke

Chris Bakke posts on X about ai, bitcoin, money, company the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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  • [--] Week [--] -44%
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Social Influence

Social category influence finance 17.14% technology brands 17.14% stocks #494 social networks 5.71% cryptocurrencies 5.71% celebrities 4.76% products 2.86% automotive brands 1.9% vc firms 0.95% musicians 0.95%

Social topic influence ai 6.67%, bitcoin 4.76%, money 4.76%, company 3.81%, if you 3.81%, in the 3.81%, crypto 2.86%, open ai #2024, doordash #5, apple 2.86%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @raisedconfused @numeral @hireoverseas @atkevinbaker @kbwizrd @kprunion @elonmusk @grok @brennanpeete3 @matthaf @concourseai @standardcap @a16z @crv @ycombinator @polymarkets @jaykatana @numerals @brexhq @samdblond

Top assets mentioned Bitcoin (BTC) DoorDash Inc. (DASH) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER) Spotify Technology (SPOT)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Five minutes after the half time show and our [--] year old refuses to speak English. [--] year old daughter just called me a gringo. The dog just walked in wearing a gold chain with a crucifix. Suing everyone involved"
X Link 2026-02-09T01:46Z 302.8K followers, 749.3K engagements

"Live with @raisedconfused + @atkevinbaker - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1nAKEEgROEYKL https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1nAKEEgROEYKL"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:40Z 302.8K followers, 15.3K engagements

"Starting a new company. It's called "Cable." We're going to take all of the streaming services combine them put them in one menu and charge you one simple fee to navigate all of them. Raising $750m at a $10b valuation"
X Link 2023-01-11T18:43Z 288K followers, 11M engagements

"They should just start preemptively arresting anyone on the Forbes [--] Under 30"
X Link 2023-01-12T03:51Z 287.5K followers, 9.3M engagements

"I'm sorry but this is insane. It now costs over $3030 to get a simple latte delivered"
X Link 2024-01-19T22:39Z 295.9K followers, 354K engagements

"Optimus just poured a drink and didnt ask for a 25% tip on an iPad. Just put $10M more into Tesla stock"
X Link 2024-10-11T05:28Z 298.7K followers, 27.3M engagements

"Im so glad that I made the right financial decision in [----] and ditched my $89/mo cable package so that I can now pay $83/mo for YouTube TV $23/mo for Netflix $16/mo for Disney+ $13/mo for Paramount $15/mo for Prime $10/mo for AppleTV and $21/mo for HBO"
X Link 2024-12-12T16:18Z 298.8K followers, 8.2M engagements

"Heading to Davos to give a [--] minute speech asking everyone to keep their thermostats at [--] degrees this winter. Together we can reverse climate change"
X Link 2026-01-21T18:52Z 297.7K followers, 424.7K engagements

"Every day Trump: "I might do something wild." Stocks: 📉 Trump: ".or I might not." Stocks: 📈 Trump: "But what if I just." Stocks: 📉 Trump: "Oh come on I was kidding." Stocks: 📈"
X Link 2026-01-21T20:32Z 286.9K followers, 756.9K engagements

"@matt_haf @Concourse_ai @Standard_Cap @a16z @CRV @ycombinator Congrats @matt_haf on the raise and great that you let a small emerging firm like @a16z participate"
X Link 2026-01-27T16:51Z 288.5K followers, [----] engagements

"My local dry cleaner was struggling to pay the bills. He was losing $10000/mo. I told him to "use Moltbot to transform your business" He took my advice. Bought a Mac Mini and API access to Claude. His business is totally transformed. He now loses $14700/mo"
X Link 2026-01-28T15:15Z 289.4K followers, 99.4K engagements

""Dad can I borrow $10 worth of gold" "Borrow $11.62 . What the hell do you need $7.45 of gold for""
X Link 2026-01-29T15:55Z 296K followers, 208K engagements

"If you started with a $1M portfolio and every month you set $100000 on fire - over the last [--] months you would be significantly outperforming Bitcoin"
X Link 2026-01-31T18:45Z 297.3K followers, 120.7K engagements

"I hope its perfectly clear that Reid Hoffman and Bill Gates are disgusting horrible people. Starting LinkedIn Acquiring it Both sick in the head"
X Link 2026-02-01T20:49Z 296.1K followers, 283.4K engagements

"Gwynne Shotwell The legendary social media executive"
X Link 2026-02-03T03:59Z 290.2K followers, 20.7K engagements

"Raised and Confused https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1PlJQObdEdBKE https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1PlJQObdEdBKE"
X Link 2026-02-03T17:42Z 291.8K followers, 33K engagements

"Live with @kbwizrd talking about SpaceX M&A trophies and Mckinsey - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas Raised and Confused https://t.co/ElYBiX3FYT Raised and Confused https://t.co/ElYBiX3FYT"
X Link 2026-02-03T17:45Z 290.8K followers, 16.7K engagements

"Live with @kbwizrd talking about Sobe drinks (shout out 2003) logo rebrands xAI and microplastics (try to keep up) - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas Raised and Confused https://t.co/ElYBiX3FYT Raised and Confused https://t.co/ElYBiX3FYT"
X Link 2026-02-03T18:29Z 291.8K followers, 12.5K engagements

"And now we're talking about @Polymarket's "The Polymarket""
X Link 2026-02-03T18:47Z 290.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Now that Bitcoin is at $73k I cant wait for Saylor to post tomorrow that he somehow managed to buy $100M at $85k/each today"
X Link 2026-02-04T16:40Z 292.8K followers, 78.5K engagements

"Days like today remind me that diversification is important. Instead of losing some money across [--] stocks I'm losing tons of money across [---] stocks"
X Link 2026-02-04T17:47Z 299.1K followers, 195.5K engagements

"@Jay_Katana Exactly: https://x.com/bon_g/status/2019066749853798647s=20 My money was losing 7% per year due to inflation so I decided to invest into crypto Now Im losing 30% per month https://t.co/xFQV96sqjB https://x.com/bon_g/status/2019066749853798647s=20 My money was losing 7% per year due to inflation so I decided to invest into crypto Now Im losing 30% per month https://t.co/xFQV96sqjB"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:11Z 288.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Feels unfair that a large venture-funded company would attack a small fledgling non-profit like OpenAI Ads are coming to AI. But not to Claude. Keep thinking. https://t.co/n2yECeBWyT Ads are coming to AI. But not to Claude. Keep thinking. https://t.co/n2yECeBWyT"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:05Z 299.5K followers, 64.5K engagements

"Literally the most bearish thing Ive ever seen: SAYLOR ISSUES WARNING TO BITCOIN COMMUNITY: "IF BITCOIN WENT TO $10 MILLION DOLLARS TOMORROW I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT HOW YOU'D FEEL." https://t.co/95PfRrPHTX SAYLOR ISSUES WARNING TO BITCOIN COMMUNITY: "IF BITCOIN WENT TO $10 MILLION DOLLARS TOMORROW I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT HOW YOU'D FEEL." https://t.co/95PfRrPHTX"
X Link 2026-02-05T05:26Z 296.5K followers, 420K engagements

"My crypto portfolio: down looking horrible @numeral's new billboard: up looking great the @numeral billboard just dropped in SF marketing had some fun with it https://t.co/nqHKejzFnW the @numeral billboard just dropped in SF marketing had some fun with it https://t.co/nqHKejzFnW"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:54Z 297.8K followers, 10.7K engagements

"https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mnGeNggAPRJX https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mnGeNggAPRJX"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:42Z 302.8K followers, 22.6K engagements

"Follow us at @raisedconfused - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:52Z 302.8K followers, [----] engagements

"The @raisedconfused stream is largely a recap of who has the best music in their launch videos: The AI CRM wars are officially on. Former @brexHQ CRO @samdblond just launched @MonacoGTM an AI-native platform promising to automate customer acquisition end-to-end: define your ICP build your TAM score accounts write the emails send the gifts book the meetings and https://t.co/5fr6S0oCwB The AI CRM wars are officially on. Former @brexHQ CRO @samdblond just launched @MonacoGTM an AI-native platform promising to automate customer acquisition end-to-end: define your ICP build your TAM score accounts"
X Link 2026-02-13T00:25Z 302.8K followers, [----] engagements

"Watching my friends spend $1500 and [--] hours of their time setting up an AI chatbot that summarizes the weather:"
X Link 2026-01-27T04:42Z 302.7K followers, 1.1M engagements

"Does this mean that all tickets to future Billie Eilish shows will be free No paid performances on stolen land Billie Eilish says "fck ice" during her #Grammys acceptance speech: "Nobody is illegal on stolen land. We need to keep fighting and speaking up. Our voices do matter." https://t.co/Sz1um3afYJ Billie Eilish says "fck ice" during her #Grammys acceptance speech: "Nobody is illegal on stolen land. We need to keep fighting and speaking up. Our voices do matter." https://t.co/Sz1um3afYJ"
X Link 2026-02-02T16:50Z 302.7K followers, 596.3K engagements

"Quick portfolio update:"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:21Z 302.8K followers, 1.4M engagements

"God forbid men have hobbies"
X Link 2026-02-12T00:49Z 302.8K followers, 16.6K engagements

"This is the equivalent of people in [----] finding out that nerds were spending hundreds of dollars on computers. Still early. i just found out chatgpt has a SUBSCRIPTION service WHO IS PAYING IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN i just found out chatgpt has a SUBSCRIPTION service WHO IS PAYING IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN"
X Link 2026-02-12T04:25Z 302.8K followers, 98.5K engagements

"If I ran growth at Doordash I would pay Doordashers $5 to open doors on random Waymos so that Waymo has to hire our Dashers to close them for $6.25. Waymo hiring DoorDash drivers to close car doors in Atlanta (Spotted on Reddit) Really putting the "Door" in DoorDash https://t.co/HjAutrPB4c Waymo hiring DoorDash drivers to close car doors in Atlanta (Spotted on Reddit) Really putting the "Door" in DoorDash https://t.co/HjAutrPB4c"
X Link 2026-02-13T00:39Z 302.8K followers, 137.1K engagements

"Legitimately wild:"
X Link 2025-12-22T18:39Z 301.5K followers, 32.4K engagements

"Getting on the Forbes [--] Under [--] is weird: 2% likelihood you become a billionaire 35% likelihood your company fails 63% likelihood you end up in white collar prison because you stole money trying to become a billionaire and then your company fails"
X Link 2026-02-02T18:11Z 301.6K followers, 201K engagements

"I'm so excited for my daughter to unwrap $500 worth of @posthog credits for her 3rd birthday next month. She's going to love it. tfw you run out of Claude credits mid-sentence and go from using sophisticated vocabulary to 'me want food' Wedding registries in [--] months: forget the mixer just Venmo me API credits 💀 https://t.co/Supfi8npAk tfw you run out of Claude credits mid-sentence and go from using sophisticated vocabulary to 'me want food' Wedding registries in [--] months: forget the mixer just Venmo me API credits 💀 https://t.co/Supfi8npAk"
X Link 2026-02-03T22:54Z 301.3K followers, 19.8K engagements

"Ive seen about $740M of wasted money on these Super Bowl ads so far"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:56Z 302.3K followers, 33.3K engagements

"I'm live with @atkevinbaker and @raisedconfused - talking about evil Ring cams Mr. Beast and [--] year olds going into debt to finance their dollhouses https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1nAKEEgROEYKL https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1nAKEEgROEYKL"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:21Z 302.1K followers, [----] engagements

"RT @raisedconfused: Crazy how this and the 16th St. BART station exist on the same planet"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:56Z 302.5K followers, [--] engagements

"OpenAI team from 2017-2023: "hey - let's do some shady stuff" Greg Brockman: "perfect I'll write it all down as we go""
X Link 2026-01-16T20:05Z 302.7K followers, 1M engagements

"i Wil say . . its prety. Incredable that at anyh. Given time jeffrey:; wwas Emakling with. [--]. of th world s - most importint [---] peepl -. and no [--] bothered: [--] by Him. a gramerly subscription -"
X Link 2026-02-01T15:29Z 302.7K followers, 215.6K engagements

"2025: AI will be used to cure cancer 2026:"
X Link 2026-01-06T16:51Z 302.8K followers, 3.4M engagements

"Heading into the weekend when my crypto portfolio is down 50% but I picked up [-----] bitcoin at $61k yesterday"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:12Z 302.8K followers, 289.4K engagements

"I had submitted an application months ago and was on the 6th interview. Heartbreaking to learn I lost the job like this. BREAKING: Kim Jong Un has chosen his 13-year-old daughter as his heir to rule North Korea per BBC BREAKING: Kim Jong Un has chosen his 13-year-old daughter as his heir to rule North Korea per BBC"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:33Z 302.8K followers, 242.8K engagements

"Your father was a prolific Waymo door closer. People said he could close [--] or [--] doors a night. Waymo hiring DoorDash drivers to close car doors in Atlanta (Spotted on Reddit) Really putting the "Door" in DoorDash https://t.co/HjAutrPB4c Waymo hiring DoorDash drivers to close car doors in Atlanta (Spotted on Reddit) Really putting the "Door" in DoorDash https://t.co/HjAutrPB4c"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:38Z 302.8K followers, 480.7K engagements

"Live with @atkevinbaker - talking about bad haircuts tech billionaires fleeing California and self driving cars https://t.co/WpNAHp7CgW https://t.co/WpNAHp7CgW"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:48Z 302.8K followers, 17.4K engagements

"We're live with @atkevinbaker - talking about AI blackmailing humans hot dogs and building robots https://t.co/WpNAHp7CgW https://t.co/WpNAHp7CgW"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:29Z 302.8K followers, [----] engagements

"So many questions for Waymo: https://x.com/raisedconfused/status/2022096846785835300s=20 So. why do @Waymo cars have windshield wipers exactly We're all thinking it @farhatchristina actually puts it out there. We're riffing about the driverless experience in general and why Chris kinda misses old-school @Uber. https://t.co/qa32Z2q2o7 https://x.com/raisedconfused/status/2022096846785835300s=20 So. why do @Waymo cars have windshield wipers exactly We're all thinking it @farhatchristina actually puts it out there. We're riffing about the driverless experience in general and why Chris kinda"
X Link 2026-02-13T00:41Z 302.8K followers, [----] engagements

"I'm reading the intern's credit card # on the next stream if we don't hit 100+ followers today. Save the intern a life of financial ruin. Follow @raisedconfused In the last [--] weeks we've grown from [--] to [----] followers on YT and [--] to [--] followers here. Please follow our X account or @ChrisJBakke and @atkevinbaker said they'll read my credit card # on the next stream if we don't cross [---] followers today. - Raised and Confused intern https://t.co/oaeJq1Jlm9 In the last [--] weeks we've grown from [--] to [----] followers on YT and [--] to [--] followers here. Please follow our X account or @ChrisJBakke and"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:36Z 302.8K followers, [----] engagements

"LinkedIn is out of control"
X Link 2024-07-21T19:52Z 280.8K followers, 6.9M engagements

"Im officially [-----] people can show up to a concert for someone and Ive literally never once heard of them before years old The crowd for Chappell Roan at #Lollapalooza is INSANE https://t.co/8cCR1vmzrV The crowd for Chappell Roan at #Lollapalooza is INSANE https://t.co/8cCR1vmzrV"
X Link 2024-08-03T01:48Z 283.3K followers, 2.7M engagements

"When you get your first corporate job and you start saying stuff like core competencies to fit in"
X Link 2024-08-07T19:22Z 281.5K followers, 710.6K engagements

"The only athletes Ill remember from these Olympics are the 2nd best shooter and the 782087th most talented breakdancer in the world"
X Link 2024-08-11T02:38Z 279.7K followers, 3.2M engagements

"Police should have [--] months to solve any case at which point 100% of the evidence should be published to the internet. 75% of crimes would be solved by redditors within [--] days"
X Link 2024-09-02T05:16Z 279.7K followers, 3.3M engagements

"The CEO of Sony learning that Airpods have once again outsold the new and improved Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520's for the 15th consecutive quarter"
X Link 2024-09-10T00:33Z 279.7K followers, 4M engagements

"John Mulaney got paid $2M to show up to Dreamforce and say this:"
X Link 2024-09-23T04:17Z 279.7K followers, 865.6K engagements

"The subscriber base that cancelled their $4/mo Washington Post subscriptions to show Jeff Bezos whos the boss will immediately head down to Whole Foods for lunch and spend $33.46 on the salad bar"
X Link 2024-10-29T14:44Z 287.7K followers, 191.4K engagements

"Nate Silver wondering if he should have run [-----] models:"
X Link 2024-11-06T03:07Z 281.6K followers, 641.6K engagements

"Joe Rogan renegotiating his Spotify deal in 2025:"
X Link 2024-11-06T16:01Z 279.7K followers, 710.1K engagements

"I still cant believe this was actually the agency that did the Jaguar rebrand:"
X Link 2024-11-20T14:47Z 279.7K followers, 6.7M engagements

"Its so funny that there is a team of over [---] people at Apple who all make $350K - $20M TC that designed this approved it and shipped it:"
X Link 2024-12-04T06:13Z 280.7K followers, 3.3M engagements

"Serious question: What were all of these people previously doing in their cars in Manhattan in the middle of a Tuesday where $9 is now a barrier to entry $9 is equivalent to $0.03 in NY. This street was never empty pre Jan [--] https://t.co/PbKNA86llv This street was never empty pre Jan [--] https://t.co/PbKNA86llv"
X Link 2025-01-14T21:00Z 281.9K followers, 19.2M engagements

"No babe. I didnt It was a bad angle. You can see right here my eyes were looking across the row. Yeah - see. Well if you zoom in. Yeah here you can see it better"
X Link 2025-01-21T00:43Z 281.5K followers, 4.9M engagements

"Startup CEO who just closed his first $400K enterprise contract by promising something that doesnt exist to a Fortune [---] and the founding engineer who has [--] days to build it"
X Link 2025-01-21T16:37Z 280.7K followers, 5.4M engagements

"I dont know. Just call it FBICIA or some shit Who gives a shit Lets get out of here. CBS has ordered a pilot for a new "FBI" spin-off currently titled "FBI: CIA." https://t.co/cw5YDPZSWr CBS has ordered a pilot for a new "FBI" spin-off currently titled "FBI: CIA." https://t.co/cw5YDPZSWr"
X Link 2025-01-23T17:09Z 283.5K followers, 2.1M engagements

"Im a software engineering intern at the US Department of Defense. This weekend I uploaded our codebase and all of my work documents to this cool new app called DeepSeek. Its been super helpful in helping me do my job"
X Link 2025-01-26T22:24Z 280.8K followers, 2.5M engagements

"BREAKING: The guy from my high school who splurges on boats jet skis and lifted cars when times are good and then sells them when times are bad is now selling his [----] snow mobile on Facebook Marketplace. Strong economic indicator"
X Link 2025-03-05T19:22Z 280.7K followers, 1.9M engagements

"Took our daughter to the playground. [--] parents standing around and none of the kids could go down the slide because there was a pool of water at the end. Took off my hoodie and used it to wipe up the pool of water and dry the slide. One of the kids started clapping and got two head nods from other dads. Absolute heroic act. Slide is open for business and Im going to get [----] likes when I post this to LinkedIn on Monday"
X Link 2025-03-15T18:37Z 280.7K followers, 696.5K engagements

"If you invested $100000 in ETH at the time of this post youd have $46782 and be divorced by now:"
X Link 2025-04-06T22:45Z 280.7K followers, 707.4K engagements

"It's spring break and my son started a lemonade stand. I asked him how much lemonade he sold in the last hour. "$3" he said. I told him "Here's $20 for one glass of lemonade. In one hour I'm going to come back and buy a lemonade for $1000. You're going to take that $1000/hr revenue - multiply it by [--] hours - then multiply it by [---] days and tell VCs 'I have $8.76M in run rate revenue with 99.9% net margins and 100% of our latest cohort of customers have expanded revenue with us. You're also changing the name of your lemonade stand to 'lemon(AI)de' and incorporating it as a C Corp" My son was"
X Link 2025-04-18T17:46Z 280.8K followers, 1.2M engagements

"My barber just offered me a $1 haircut if I tipped him $50. 100-0 U.S. Senate passes No Tax on Tips Act 100-0 U.S. Senate passes No Tax on Tips Act"
X Link 2025-05-20T22:51Z 280.7K followers, 14.1M engagements

"This is the greatest thing to ever happen on LI:"
X Link 2025-05-21T12:52Z 280.8K followers, 1.2M engagements

"There's only one guy who can help us now:"
X Link 2025-06-05T18:32Z 281.6K followers, 754.1K engagements

"Honestly kudos to Apple for keeping their DEI promises well into [----] and employing a 100% blind design team"
X Link 2025-06-10T03:35Z 281.5K followers, 5.5M engagements

"In [----] McKinsey was paid $55M to advise Warner Brothers to combine with Discovery. From 2022-2025 McKinsey charged Warner Brothers Discovery $37M by advising the company to change HBO to HBO Max then to Max then back to HBO Max. In [----] McKinsey billed Warner Brothers Discovery an additional $63M to determine that Warner Brothers and Discovery should be separate brands again. Warner Bros. Discovery to Split Into Two Companies https://t.co/wf6mV92POK Warner Bros. Discovery to Split Into Two Companies https://t.co/wf6mV92POK"
X Link 2025-06-10T05:37Z 283.9K followers, 8.2M engagements

"America: BREAKING: Iran says Israel and America will pay a very heavy price BREAKING: Iran says Israel and America will pay a very heavy price"
X Link 2025-06-13T03:01Z 280.8K followers, 4.4M engagements

"Ive started joining every Google Meet [--] seconds early. When you join early everyones virtual note takers join early too. I spend the first few seconds screaming about how Im on the Titanic weve just hit an iceberg the end is near and I need immediate assistance. I then do the rest of the meeting normally. When the meeting ends everyone gets an emailed transcript where the AI summary is: Chris hit an iceberg is trapped on a sinking ship and general Q2 pricing updates"
X Link 2025-06-19T13:15Z 283.9K followers, 1.4M engagements

"Okay Grok: build a startup that can run [---] complex health tests from a single drop of blood. Make no mistakes. And no fraud"
X Link 2025-07-12T02:59Z 281.6K followers, 808.2K engagements

"Food trucks used to sell you [--] of the best tacos you've had in your life for $5 cash only and then people with Masters degrees started buying them and now it's [--] of the worst tacos you've had in your life for $18.50 plus a recommended 20% tip"
X Link 2025-08-04T12:21Z 283.5K followers, 3M engagements

"OpenAI in 2021: we want to cure brain cancer OpenAI in 2025: were becoming brain cancer OPENAI IS PREPARING TO LAUNCH A SOCIAL APP FOR AI-GENERATED VIDEOS - Wired https://t.co/bg4Y3Y4SMh OPENAI IS PREPARING TO LAUNCH A SOCIAL APP FOR AI-GENERATED VIDEOS - Wired https://t.co/bg4Y3Y4SMh"
X Link 2025-09-30T13:06Z 281.5K followers, 540K engagements

"Havent stopped thinking about this since I first saw it:"
X Link 2025-11-12T00:51Z 287.2K followers, 364.5K engagements

"Live with @kbwizrd talking about angel investing vibecoding CRMs and going public - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas Raised and Confused https://t.co/eYtQdDCAJY Raised and Confused https://t.co/eYtQdDCAJY"
X Link 2026-01-20T18:21Z 278.3K followers, 27.9K engagements

"The cashier at Five Guys telling us the total after I order for our family: I can tell you for sure it's somewhere between $10000 and $1000000 I can tell you for sure it's somewhere between $10000 and $1000000"
X Link 2026-01-21T17:24Z 277.7K followers, 30K engagements

"Good afternoon from Northern California. Were all in this storm together"
X Link 2026-01-24T19:41Z 284K followers, 117.7K engagements

"Yesterday I tried something that changed my life. I set up Clawdbot and asked it to: - Summarize my X feed each morning - Research new trends - Confirm all daily meetings - Run A/B tests on my landing page And [--] hours later it: - Spent and lost $1.4M on Kalshi betting on the Broncos to win - Emailed several death threats to my actual assistant - Ordered $27000 worth of DoorDash during a major snowstorm and sent the orders to a condo in Rhode Island - Commented lol nice on every Hunter Biden IG post dating back to [----] Life changing stuff. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2015986883764060349"
X Link 2026-01-27T03:15Z 283.3K followers, 57.5K engagements

"Raised and Confused https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1ypJdqkbqkRxW https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1ypJdqkbqkRxW"
X Link 2026-01-27T17:39Z 279.5K followers, 32.4K engagements

"Timeline is undefeated:"
X Link 2026-01-27T20:40Z 279.9K followers, 643.7K engagements

"Raised and Confused https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1BRKjgPRZydGw https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1BRKjgPRZydGw"
X Link 2026-01-29T17:39Z 279.4K followers, 30.7K engagements

"Live with @raisedconfused with @kbwizrd - talking about Optimus Slack statuses and new things in tech - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas Raised and Confused https://t.co/DJMYO1pW6s Raised and Confused https://t.co/DJMYO1pW6s"
X Link 2026-01-29T17:42Z 278.4K followers, 19.8K engagements

"Live with @kbwizrd and the @raisedconfused global team - talking about iphone flashlights private equity and publicly traded shoe companies - sponsored by @numeral and @hireoverseas Raised and Confused https://t.co/DJMYO1pW6s Raised and Confused https://t.co/DJMYO1pW6s"
X Link 2026-01-29T18:31Z 279.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Follow @raisedconfused if you want two unemployed people explaining what other unemployed people are doing on the timeline: X is giving away $1M to whoever gets the highest amount of views on an article by this Friday. Will @user57085 bring home the prize https://t.co/RkRaoD0ZPI X is giving away $1M to whoever gets the highest amount of views on an article by this Friday. Will @user57085 bring home the prize https://t.co/RkRaoD0ZPI"
X Link 2026-01-30T01:18Z 279.4K followers, 13.6K engagements

"Bitcoin is actually a pretty good store of value because I felt like I had way too much money [--] months ago anyway"
X Link 2026-02-02T03:24Z 283.2K followers, 22K engagements

"@KyleTibbitts At least this guy is following the right people on the timeline"
X Link 2026-02-03T02:07Z 283.2K followers, [----] engagements

"The 49ers worked hard and won the game. Because theyre winners they should have to give [--] of their points to the losing team. Congrats to the new winners of the game: the Chicago Bears Brock Purdy has had two amazing outings in a row. [--] touchdowns is huge Next week even bigger. Go @49ers Brock Purdy has had two amazing outings in a row. [--] touchdowns is huge Next week even bigger. Go @49ers"
X Link 2025-12-30T04:00Z 302.8K followers, 213.9K engagements

"Elon Musk is in for a bad time. Im not sure hes prepared to take on a couple PhDs a few MBAs and a Baroness who use Twitter once a year (to reset their passwords) and collectively own [--] shares of the company"
X Link 2022-04-16T17:10Z 299.7K followers, 43.6K engagements

"Cathie Wood is down so bad shes demanding to speak to the manager of the stock market"
X Link 2022-10-10T15:01Z 301K followers, 14K engagements

"BREAKING: Elon Musk is the first person in [--] years to successfully create new housing in San Francisco"
X Link 2022-12-07T00:53Z 298.4K followers, 79.1K engagements

"Please clap"
X Link 2024-01-10T16:52Z 299.9K followers, 484.4K engagements

"VCs in 2023: we made some bad investments in [----] and [----] but weve become quite disciplined. VCs in 2024: were excited to be leading a $175M pre-seed in IHOP AI - a company that was formed [--] minutes ago by two former interns at Google Deepmind who are seeking to revolutionize fast casual breakfasts by using LLMs"
X Link 2024-04-04T02:27Z 297.6K followers, 511.6K engagements

"Apple Vision Pro was released [--] months ago and I havent seen a single person post about it over the last [--] months"
X Link 2025-02-20T16:14Z 297.7K followers, 6M engagements

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