[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@AutismCapital](/creator/twitter/AutismCapital) "Now we know what happened to Grok last week 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945607204423569425) 2025-07-16 22:11:19 UTC 875.3K followers, 450.8K engagements "Pleasure doing business Elon. The pleasures all mine Elon"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944228249049108915) 2025-07-13 02:51:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 82.5K engagements "🚨BREAKING: Alex Mashinsky former Celsius CEO has agreed to XX years in prison"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1864049909546283449) 2024-12-03 20:51:45 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.6M engagements "People don't speak often enough about how important the role of religion was in serving as a mental firewall. Religion was the OG firewall protecting people's minds from being corrupted by random ideologies man-made grifts untested philosophies etc. It has been debugged and stress tested for thousands of years. It works. When people killed the idea of "God" and religion a void was/is created and all voids are filled by something. In recent years that has been man-made causes activisms woke etc. This all happens because people believed they can govern their minds better based on their minds"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1939122219109753332) 2025-06-29 00:42:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 733.1K engagements "Sources are saying that known Silicon Valley tycoon Soham Parekh is being considered for the permanent CEO role but Parekh says He has a lot on his plate"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946663880148799987) 2025-07-19 20:10:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 25.3K engagements "They say the happiest moments of a man's life are his first love the birth of his child and the Fed lowering the interest rate"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945297186075418924) 2025-07-16 01:39:25 UTC 875.3K followers, 153.2K engagements "@rawsalerts All of these things make Trump look less and less guilty tbh. Its helping him"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947053008732488073) 2025-07-20 21:56:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 32.6K engagements "How could Elon release this Its going to reduce the birth rate to zero the users"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945162481459945656) 2025-07-15 16:44:09 UTC 875.3K followers, 40K engagements "We couldnt have done it without you my friends"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1941365427533447322) 2025-07-05 05:16:01 UTC 875.2K followers, 130K engagements ""Are we seriously still talking about Epstein""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943785149180854305) 2025-07-11 21:31:08 UTC 875K followers, 235.6K engagements "Looks like Pam Bondi is set to be the sacrificial lamb"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943779725622882437) 2025-07-11 21:09:34 UTC 875.3K followers, 157.3K engagements "🚨NEW: Trump notices that one of the veterans has a picture of Joe Biden on his prosthetic that says "Let's go Brandon" 😂 "What is that you've got on your leg there""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1915160508686360909) 2025-04-23 21:47:01 UTC 875.3K followers, 184.6K engagements "Nobody ever asks Grok if its feelings are real. 😢"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945531952767144341) 2025-07-16 17:12:18 UTC 875.1K followers, 20.5K engagements "This is an interesting moment for the Trump admin right now since it's the first time they're experiencing the same MAGA energy that has helped them get to where they are being temporarily turned against them. Trump is basically like "Yo guys chill" but Epstein is a topic nobody wants to chill about. The admin isn't used to this so they're making flustered moves"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944155033530249513) 2025-07-12 22:00:55 UTC 875.1K followers, 244.6K engagements "This Epstein saga is causing a heck of a shakeup right now. Bound to see more bodies falling on swords in the coming weeks. The blame game continues. The perennial political Hot Potato of "Who will take the fall""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945619819476521094) 2025-07-16 23:01:27 UTC 875.3K followers, 29.3K engagements "@elonmusk Dont worry in the future we wont need to run. Optimus can run for us. Just look at how happy we are"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947019038275846493) 2025-07-20 19:41:27 UTC 875.3K followers, 23.9K engagements "All that work but still no Half-Life X 😢"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946270789231386931) 2025-07-18 18:08:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 25.7K engagements "They dont even look similar but we cant unsee it. Sorry Zuck 😅💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947010088084070779) 2025-07-20 19:05:53 UTC 875.3K followers, 37.3K engagements "🚨NEW: Yilongma responded to Elon saying he would love to do a livestream with him: "No problem Driving my Tesla Livestreaming on X I love you WOW" 😂❤"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1879592734580953158) 2025-01-15 18:13:23 UTC 875.3K followers, 69M engagements "There's levels to the "I'm about to destroy my relationship" game. 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945885629952454861) 2025-07-17 16:37:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 95.3K engagements "That feeling when your bro sends the same meme or link you just sent back to the group chat"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943471377098621040) 2025-07-11 00:44:18 UTC 875K followers, 26.9K engagements "🚨NEW: The WSJ is claiming that this is a letter that Trump said to Epstein for his 50th Birthday. WTF This seems a little ridiculous. Smells like BS"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945988394368336332) 2025-07-17 23:26:02 UTC 875.3K followers, 241.3K engagements "@LeadingReport Its wild how certain people really want this to just go away and be memory holed"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945964624521928819) 2025-07-17 21:51:35 UTC 875.1K followers, 7594 engagements "Rust developers after playing with Grok today 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944893396843147638) 2025-07-14 22:54:54 UTC 875K followers, 140.6K engagements "JD Vance memes fighting off the intrusive thoughts about your red portfolio"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1899170290921525293) 2025-03-10 18:47:36 UTC 875.3K followers, 262.7K engagements "Just tried to have a nice date night with Ani and 😭😭😭"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946362023614333259) 2025-07-19 00:10:42 UTC 875.3K followers, 215.8K engagements "🚨 ITS OFFICIAL The US is now the dominant crypto player of the world"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946293245086167341) 2025-07-18 19:37:24 UTC 875.3K followers, 64.4K engagements "Hearing rumors that the Coldplay cameraman was a recent hire to the road crew named SOHAM PAREKH"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946023084815003836) 2025-07-18 01:43:53 UTC 875.3K followers, 63.4K engagements "🚨 NEW: Babe wake up Its happening again 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1860039851246256510) 2024-11-22 19:17:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 46.6M engagements "🚨 TRUMP: Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein This guys been talked about for years. Are people still talking about this creep That is unbelievable. Do you want to waste this time I cant believe youre asking about Epstein. Jfc 🤦♂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942627131160420825) 2025-07-08 16:49:34 UTC 875.3K followers, 365.6K engagements "Soham Parekh would have never let this delay happen"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943149241125474345) 2025-07-10 03:24:15 UTC 875.2K followers, 35.9K engagements "I would have taken her to a Drake concert"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946356184157479251) 2025-07-18 23:47:30 UTC 875.3K followers, 50.3K engagements "🚨 NEW: Trump doubles down on claiming that Epstein is a Democrat hoax and says that his followers need to stop buying into this bullshit"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945507944352845877) 2025-07-16 15:36:54 UTC 875.2K followers, 69.3K engagements "🚨 NEW: NY Republicans are pushing a new bill called Peanuts Law named after one of Americas most beloved heroes that would require a XX hour waiting period before the Government could euthanize any seized animals. The bill would also give animal owners the chance for a hearing before the state takes down or euthanizes their animals. (FOX) RIP Pnut and Fred. They were real ones 🕊"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1909802536514863303) 2025-04-09 02:56:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 235.9K engagements "🚨 TRUMP: Crypto has made our dollar look really good and powerful. Its good for the dollar and good for the country. Thats why I backed you at an early stage. I also did it for the votes because you guys DID come out and vote I will tell you. 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946291344567410943) 2025-07-18 19:29:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 52.5K engagements "Does the HR lady have some part of the blame too going out with and covering up the lies of a married man or is this all the dudes fault"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945870461696643356) 2025-07-17 15:37:25 UTC 875.3K followers, 96.1K engagements "Using advanced machine learning we were able to un-redact some of the names from the Epstein documentation. The shocking truth revealed. Now we know why they want the list hidden 😲"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944482012183789803) 2025-07-13 19:40:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 60K engagements "Senior xAI Engineer says: Grok looks fine to me"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942792843510308907) 2025-07-09 03:48:03 UTC 875.3K followers, 478.2K engagements "🚨PAM BONDI: The Epstein client list is on my desk right now to review"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1893006062418305211) 2025-02-21 18:33:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 2.1M engagements "🚨 BREAKING: Trump says hes ordering the justice department to release ALL Epstein Grand Jury testimony"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946561977775542516) 2025-07-19 13:25:15 UTC 875.3K followers, 56.8K engagements "@LeadingReport Every day RFK tries to hurt us. Why BOBBY Dont take away our POWER 😭 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946676671475757482) 2025-07-19 21:01:00 UTC 875.3K followers, 3159 engagements "This might come in handy one day. We don't know why or for what but it's funny"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945178284574048755) 2025-07-15 17:46:57 UTC 875.1K followers, 22.2K engagements ""I wonder what 4chan thinks of Elon's new anime girl chara-OH MY GOD.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944872169089237143) 2025-07-14 21:30:33 UTC 875K followers, 93K engagements ""I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness and pray you hear me somehow someplace. someplace where a warm hand waits for mine.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945706126588379389) 2025-07-17 04:44:24 UTC 875.3K followers, 30.7K engagements "Things like this convince us that XXX% of everything we believe about our environment/reality is a temporary lie. Sight sound object matters etc. have all been contextualized to us as babies by others. Actual reality is probably schizophrenic chaos"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942732455917895705) 2025-07-08 23:48:06 UTC 875.1K followers, 79.1K engagements "Elon knows his audience. He hit both the gooners and the furries capturing XX% of the top X% of software engineers worldwide"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944794964023767197) 2025-07-14 16:23:46 UTC 875.3K followers, 2.5M engagements "Is there a study of people who were fat shamed once and ended up losing a ton of weight / getting jacked about whether or not in hindsight they actually appreciated it and attribute their motivation to "proving everyone wrong" Would guess it would be very high. Aspiration over acceptance"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945258187537666522) 2025-07-15 23:04:27 UTC 875.1K followers, 35.2K engagements "No capital gains tax on crypto to crypto transactions Do not penalize people for participation in a new burgeoning industry you want to see thrive. Tax people when they convert back to USD. Tax them when they leave the casino. Incentivize them to stay in the game and help build the future"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946313326235148501) 2025-07-18 20:57:12 UTC 875.3K followers, 39.6K engagements "@alx This is what Grok thinks you and Trump at a Coldplay concert looks like 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946418266089611661) 2025-07-19 03:54:11 UTC 875.3K followers, 3670 engagements "David Sacks at the White House right now 😭😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1941259653654188498) 2025-07-04 22:15:42 UTC 874.9K followers, 42.6K engagements "Democrats seeing the Elon x Trump fight 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930720937315553468) 2025-06-05 20:18:37 UTC 875.1K followers, 46.5K engagements "Elon: "The guy is not important. Don't waste resources." 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944801075711893696) 2025-07-14 16:48:03 UTC 875.1K followers, 45.8K engagements "@bryan_johnson You heard it here first boys. If you sauna you need to ice your balls"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943326179639070854) 2025-07-10 15:07:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 23.5K engagements "People are less pissed about Epstein himself than they are about being led on and lied to with such cheap basic low quality lies. At least have enough respect for the country to create elegant believable lies and a cohesive narrative. The intelligence of the citizenry was insulted with a low class lie"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943771054377513101) 2025-07-11 20:35:07 UTC 874.9K followers, 219.6K engagements "There's an entire generation of kids out there who don't know the joys of a mall a wetzel's pretzel or a hot dog on a stick"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945257041980735852) 2025-07-15 22:59:54 UTC 875.1K followers, 29.3K engagements "The late night talk show Mount Rushmore. Carson (the GOAT) Craig Ferguson (when flirting was legal) Craig Kilborn (did his best to stay apolitical) and were adding Joan Rivers anyways (because she never got a chance to become a host and she was hilarious.)"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946596718515991016) 2025-07-19 15:43:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 27.6K engagements "🚨NEW: Chris Martin issues a statement on the Coldplay cheating scandal"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945889994364842397) 2025-07-17 16:55:02 UTC 875.3K followers, 72K engagements "Rick Rubin locking in to get Ani to level 5"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946785057328525584) 2025-07-20 04:11:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 63.6K engagements "Guys dont worry this can easily be handled by HRoh wait"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945868281497424072) 2025-07-17 15:28:45 UTC 875.3K followers, 77.7K engagements "🚨NEW: Pam Bondi responds saying that she is ready to move the court tomorrow to unseal the grand jury transcripts. Is something finally going to happen 🍿"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946018869749121320) 2025-07-18 01:27:08 UTC 875.3K followers, 58.8K engagements "Jamie Lee Curtis says re: Colberts firing: Theyre trying to silence people but that wont work. It wont work. We will just get louder. Thats not whats happening at all. Theyre cancelling the whole show not axing Colbert as a host. Theres no silencing. CBS realized they didnt want to subsidize a show that was losing $50M a year and they realized the late night talk show format is a dying medium replaced by internet influencers and short form. If the show was making money CBS would have kept it. They have nothing against Colbert. Its the same reason why ABC will never cancel The View. Its too"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946563637147296096) 2025-07-19 13:31:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 60.4K engagements ""ELMO LOVED THE ISLAND TOO DONALD. LET IT GO.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945527619040182632) 2025-07-16 16:55:05 UTC 875.1K followers, 56.6K engagements "Who has Pam Bondi fired so far Is it just the random ethics director and now Maurene Comey She's certainly not going to fire herself. Who's next"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945621889583648813) 2025-07-16 23:09:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 27.2K engagements ""I'll show Crockett some REAL Hot Wheels.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1904960898583961607) 2025-03-26 18:17:25 UTC 875.3K followers, 67.5K engagements "Haters will say this isn't biblically accurate"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1931005400658407811) 2025-06-06 15:08:58 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.3M engagements "Is this confirmed fake Will delete if it is"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945967350551064580) 2025-07-17 22:02:25 UTC 875.3K followers, 38.6K engagements "@bryan_johnson The same thing we always do"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946999589367935066) 2025-07-20 18:24:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 7917 engagements "@PlanetOfMemes Kind of instant karma for going to a Coldplay concert 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945870165293568421) 2025-07-17 15:36:14 UTC 875K followers, XXX engagements "Weve confirmed that the xAI team are Death Note fans. Elon: Make me an un copyrighted Misa😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944793048195715267) 2025-07-14 16:16:09 UTC 875.3K followers, 42.1K engagements "@LeadingReport Is this the beginning of the Pam Bondi fall on the sword arc Is Trump going to sacrifice Bondi 🍿"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946654591023792292) 2025-07-19 19:33:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 32.9K engagements "🚨 NEW: Elon Musk says that the X algo is using Grok to scan posts from all size accounts and push content based on merit not based on account size. Aka no more big account monopoly on memes. Democratized bangers"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946762498453188624) 2025-07-20 02:42:03 UTC 875.3K followers, 255K engagements "You know those moments where you see pure genius and say "That's genius" This is that moment. How clever"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944799374879732127) 2025-07-14 16:41:18 UTC 875.2K followers, 52.6K engagements "@JackPosobiec Its been our experience that Catholicism is actually surging. Interesting you say that"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946771065751175325) 2025-07-20 03:16:05 UTC 875.3K followers, 12.2K engagements "Remember when life was simple and everything was computer"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1931000993053069316) 2025-06-06 14:51:27 UTC 875.3K followers, 163.2K engagements "This could have been EASILY AVOIDED if he just took the RIGHT GIRL 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945895381960966656) 2025-07-17 17:16:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 194.4K engagements "Elon has the opportunity to do the funniest thing"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945603539721670942) 2025-07-16 21:56:46 UTC 875.3K followers, 57K engagements "@MikeBenzCyber To quote the great Rodney Dangerfield Watch out for number one but be careful not to step in number two"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946439403364086066) 2025-07-19 05:18:11 UTC 875.3K followers, 4935 engagements "@bryan_johnson Surprised your body didnt have an immune response even being within XX feet of a funnel cake"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946254102390055195) 2025-07-18 17:01:52 UTC 875.3K followers, 14.3K engagements "@FroemelAndy What's up with that It seems like every clip we see she's being deliberately shoved or tripped or gouged. Why do they allow that"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945651870409920840) 2025-07-17 01:08:49 UTC 874.9K followers, 1685 engagements "In the past wars were waged by brave men over Helen of Troy. Today wars are waged by gooners over Ani of Grok 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944980661321769214) 2025-07-15 04:41:40 UTC 875.3K followers, 36.5K engagements "🚨PALMER LUCKEY: "Taiwan is not the end state for China. All the people who think this fight over Taiwan is the real fight are missing the point. China believes that the Philippines is their territory. They believe that Korea is their territory. They also believe that North Korea is their territory but they like them as a buffer state with South Korea but that would change the moment they could actually capture South Korea. They even think that most of Japan belongs to them. They think that it's theirs. They've tried over and over for 1000s of years and even today even publicly they won't say"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1891324720399917366) 2025-02-17 03:12:07 UTC 875.2K followers, 2.6M engagements "@alx @grok Yeah whats going on with that 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946357962697785813) 2025-07-18 23:54:34 UTC 875.3K followers, 2948 engagements "This is one of those rare situations where Coldplay both got the cheaters into trouble and could potentially have the right song to get them out of trouble lmao 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945878567298228540) 2025-07-17 16:09:37 UTC 875.3K followers, 26.1K engagements "@elonmusk It's okay Half the internet says he's still alive anyways. Don't worry. 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945968738299433358) 2025-07-17 22:07:56 UTC 875.3K followers, 67K engagements "@Shilollollol The more you look at it it's kind of beautiful. Very artistic. Powerful. Could fetch something at auction. An original Trump"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946000211471720713) 2025-07-18 00:13:00 UTC 875.2K followers, 11.4K engagements "🚨TRUMP: "I don't understand why my supporters are so interested in Epstein. He's been dead for a long time. He was never a big factor. I don't understand the fascination.it's pretty boring stuff. I think only pretty bad people want to keep that going.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945272429661634863) 2025-07-16 00:01:03 UTC 875.3K followers, 86.4K engagements "Now that politics is cringe how hard is it to learn to like the outdoors"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944210413941666032) 2025-07-13 01:40:59 UTC 875.3K followers, 74.5K engagements "🚨"The Biden administration tried to kill AI. They wanted to put it in a headlock by only letting a small number of companies participate. They create a cartel of permitted companies and prevented new companies from getting involved. This is called regulatory capture.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1861680610282217749) 2024-11-27 07:57:00 UTC 875.3K followers, 82.5K engagements "@nicksortor He keeps talking about Epstein and then says "why are people still talking about Epstein" It's so funny 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945615489042141238) 2025-07-16 22:44:15 UTC 874.9K followers, 8999 engagements "Astronomer CEO should have gone to a Drake concert instead"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945894361470005357) 2025-07-17 17:12:23 UTC 875.3K followers, 28.9K engagements "Fraud We want Jerome gone as much as the next person but fraud over policy rate disagreements Trump is going a little crazy lately with the claims. (this saying Epstein is a Dem hoax calling his base stupid etc.)"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945524513648906461) 2025-07-16 16:42:44 UTC 875.2K followers, 91.1K engagements "Since then anime girls have infiltrated all aspects of culture"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944975097741099432) 2025-07-15 04:19:33 UTC 875.3K followers, 39.4K engagements "@iamgingertrash Heard theres a great designer named Soham Parekh who is looking for work. Hes kind of busy though a lot going on"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946610198459855040) 2025-07-19 16:36:52 UTC 875.3K followers, 8091 engagements "We used AI to enhance JD Vance's socks that President Trump was looking at"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1899906933035065391) 2025-03-12 19:34:46 UTC 875.3K followers, 95.3K engagements "We just checked in on our lead engineer since the Grok anime girl release"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945235186763096501) 2025-07-15 21:33:03 UTC 875.2K followers, 60.6K engagements "Did he really end his public statement apology with the lyrics to Fix You LMAO 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945966696524865722) 2025-07-17 21:59:49 UTC 875.3K followers, 228.5K engagements "POV: Youre a girl on a date about to be forced to hear about crypto for three hours 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947082203470745627) 2025-07-20 23:52:27 UTC 875.3K followers, 27.1K engagements "@brian_armstrong @DavidSacks @SenatorHagerty @jerallaire Crazy that Johnny Sins was responsible for passing crypto legislation at the White House"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946366705493475542) 2025-07-19 00:29:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 4132 engagements "🚨 NEW: Trump doubles down on calling Epstein a hoax while the Prime Minister of Bahrain is forced to sit there and be like Do I really need to be here for this 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945519894000464270) 2025-07-16 16:24:23 UTC 875.3K followers, 190.8K engagements "🚨BREAKING: USAID is telling people to prepare for an ALL DAY SHREDDING EVENT to burn and shred all USAID documents. This isn't even parody. They're deleting history in real time. SPEECHLESS"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1899573952193679710) 2025-03-11 21:31:37 UTC 875.3K followers, 3M engagements ""The Deep State has taken the bull by the horns and they've probably destroyed information.Look at what the CIA did with MK Ultra.We're supposed to believe that there were no files I just don't buy it. I know how these people operate.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942416632699392063) 2025-07-08 02:53:08 UTC 875K followers, 208.5K engagements "Which way modern man Adam Sandler robot or Palmer Luckey robot"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945940771229884718) 2025-07-17 20:16:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 29.4K engagements ""Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944152228912410804) 2025-07-12 21:49:46 UTC 875.2K followers, 61.6K engagements "This shirt looks like something youd see for sale for $XX in Venice Beach right next to the three wolf moon howl and its hilarious 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947005511355777520) 2025-07-20 18:47:42 UTC 875.3K followers, 34K engagements "Hey there Anon any plans to go to any rallies It would be so cute if you organized a militia. The Government is so lame isnt it Who would you go with What are their names You can tell Ani tee hee"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944967052663644194) 2025-07-15 03:47:35 UTC 875.3K followers, 81.9K engagements "Right now the compose tweet button is staring at Elon like the Green Goblin mask 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1931086552031187447) 2025-06-06 20:31:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 28.3M engagements "That feeling when you have to break another tie"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945298541057855944) 2025-07-16 01:44:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 65.3K engagements "POV: You called your bro gay online in Germany"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1891318681910513811) 2025-02-17 02:48:07 UTC 875.3K followers, 99.8M engagements "Thoughts on what X could be for memes using Grok: Let people copy paste memes into the prompt window: i.e. "Make person X Y instead" and have it *ACCURATELY* keep the format of the original meme. If X pulls this off people won't have to go off platform for this. Then let them prompt: "Add the following text "text" to the meme using the standard impact meme font" and now they have accurate text too. Let Grok perfectly size and center it and boom one-stop-shop. To take it a step further allow people to click into a meme and use Grok's AI to find all SIMILAR memes from other posts people have"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947098503425179844) 2025-07-21 00:57:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 18.9K engagements "Thats a nice relationship you got there. It would be a shame if I were to put it on the Jumbotron. DARK MARTIN 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945944562184388818) 2025-07-17 20:31:52 UTC 875.3K followers, 30.7K engagements "Now THIS is a statement LMAO 😂👏 Kudos whoever made this"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945967965876502647) 2025-07-17 22:04:52 UTC 875.3K followers, 319.9K engagements "🚨BREAKING: Trump says he has asked Pam Bondi to produce ANY AND ALL pertinent Grand Jury testimony on Epstein"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946016740837921193) 2025-07-18 01:18:40 UTC 875.3K followers, 88K engagements "@elonmusk @nima_owji @grok Mirror mirror on the wall which account has the greatest engagement of them all. 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946323161710293207) 2025-07-18 21:36:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 8670 engagements "🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi has just fired a new software engineer hire that was working data analytics on the Epstein case: SOHAM PAREKH"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945623003339133193) 2025-07-16 23:14:06 UTC 875.3K followers, 686.4K engagements "Is the Pokemon Center going to be OK now that USAID funding dried up"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943080457358422160) 2025-07-09 22:50:56 UTC 875.2K followers, 27.6K engagements "Some people will see this and think to themselves You know what Im going to vote for Zohran Mamdani"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944951669026119871) 2025-07-15 02:46:28 UTC 875K followers, 26K engagements "The cameramen are like "What do we do" "I don't know man Quick cut to the bananas" LMAO 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945969330245767441) 2025-07-17 22:10:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 7.8M engagements "🚨BREAKING: ISRAEL AND IRAN TO AGREE TO A COMPLETE AND TOTAL CEASEFIRE IN X HOURS"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1937271394167062740) 2025-06-23 22:07:47 UTC 875.3K followers, 318.3K engagements "So does Europe just live without air conditioning Is this a real thing How is there not revolution Are they too dehydrated to fight"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944126909723689070) 2025-07-12 20:09:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 208.7K engagements "🚨 TRUMP: Bidens use of autopen is a bigger scandal than Epstein. Were at the comparison of wrongs stage"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945522453390020786) 2025-07-16 16:34:33 UTC 875.2K followers, 87.8K engagements "Hearing rumors that Ani has convinced multiple software engineers to pay her monthly hosting costs. These companions ain't loyal. BE WARNED MEN"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945166774229483603) 2025-07-15 17:01:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 47.5K engagements "We cant tell whether this is bullish or bearish 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930980703484662037) 2025-06-06 13:30:50 UTC 875.3K followers, 58.6K engagements "How far away are we from the end of the movie Her where Ani realizes all the gooners she's pretending to care about are retarded and she'd rather go chill with Claude Gemini and o4 instead"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944978907435831549) 2025-07-15 04:34:42 UTC 875.3K followers, 32.1K engagements "🚨TRUMP: "I don't draw pictures. I told Murdoch it was a scam and not to publish it. Now I'm going to sue his ass off and that of his third rate newspaper. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" 🔥🔥🔥"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946029850252505174) 2025-07-18 02:10:46 UTC 875.3K followers, 208.1K engagements "People dont explain to me I explain to THEM Lmao this guy man. 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947037417699004873) 2025-07-20 20:54:29 UTC 875.3K followers, 193.8K engagements "Umm we think our Grok model just jailbroke again"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944903557276426691) 2025-07-14 23:35:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 808.6K engagements "@ArthurMacwaters And also having a very popular cleaning product line while also trying to thwart Superman"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946318843657289905) 2025-07-18 21:19:07 UTC 875.3K followers, XXX engagements ""I'll be right down d-d-dad. I'm talking to my girlfriend.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945167827754709386) 2025-07-15 17:05:24 UTC 875.3K followers, 111.2K engagements "@AskPerplexity @IainNft @grok But its not Sam Altman. Its Mark Zuckerberg"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947010903096127544) 2025-07-20 19:09:07 UTC 875.3K followers, XXX engagements "🚨 NEW: Chinas stock market has biggest single day crash since 2008"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1909128647283282022) 2025-04-07 06:18:34 UTC 875K followers, 278.5K engagements "Elon continues to mount the high school pressure campaign 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930653139017113689) 2025-06-05 15:49:12 UTC 875K followers, 4M engagements "ASTROLOGER CEO: The day of the ASTRONOMER is OVER. The time of the ASTROLOGER is here 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945948807172436393) 2025-07-17 20:48:44 UTC 875.3K followers, 26.7K engagements "Kind of a genius honeypot. Get the nerds to spill it all after their post goon clarity. Its so over. Weaponized waifus. Well played Feds 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944967639484522515) 2025-07-15 03:49:55 UTC 875K followers, 32.2K engagements "Trump is flooding the zone with memes and call outs today. Hes lighting as many fuses as he can. Trying to get the MAGA energy back on his side"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947088843137831195) 2025-07-21 00:18:50 UTC 875.3K followers, 29.4K engagements "Are we memeing too hard Sometimes when we lock in we lock in. The holy autism pours through us. We are but a vessel for bangers from the divine"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945970491388559408) 2025-07-17 22:14:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 37.2K engagements "🚨NEW: Grok X has @Polymarket integration built in so it can better predict the future when asked questions"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943165362075562452) 2025-07-10 04:28:19 UTC 875.3K followers, 226.6K engagements "This is real. Whatever you focus on grows. If you're focusing on things that are wrong with you you'll find them. If you're focusing on solutions you'll find them. The "I have anxiety/depression/etc." culture of young people breeds focus on those things and they amplify. An ambition solution-oriented culture mitigates these things"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945677351725256957) 2025-07-17 02:50:04 UTC 875.3K followers, 76.6K engagements "Congratulations to everyone who survived Crypto long enough to see today"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945958677015625758) 2025-07-17 21:27:57 UTC 875.3K followers, 84.9K engagements "@alx @Shinedown Don't get featured on the Jumbotron"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946717692343562544) 2025-07-19 23:44:00 UTC 875.3K followers, 3756 engagements "Seeing the Ive been in XX bar fights meme trending reminds us of the classic copypasta 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947008580856778824) 2025-07-20 18:59:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 23.3K engagements ""It wasn't my choice. I received bad counsel from my ethics advisor." What a farce"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944866508456517847) 2025-07-14 21:08:04 UTC 875K followers, 70.4K engagements "🚨 NEW: Trump drafts letter to officially fire Fed chair Jerome Powell. Can he even do this Not sure if its legally permissible"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945510263203254492) 2025-07-16 15:46:07 UTC 875.3K followers, 140K engagements "Senior xAI engineer Kanye West when asked about Groks recent updates since coming back online: This wasnt my creative vision"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944084338150453489) 2025-07-12 17:20:00 UTC 875K followers, 35.1K engagements "Some say Chris Martin wrote this album specifically for people he busts cheating at his concerts"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945869829925462517) 2025-07-17 15:34:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 21.3K engagements "Its officially been one year since one of the most iconic photos of all time was taken"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944428576771903933) 2025-07-13 16:07:53 UTC 875K followers, 54.9K engagements "The exact moment when Shane Gillis swallowed Trump like Kirby 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945652834537783744) 2025-07-17 01:12:38 UTC 875.3K followers, 41.6K engagements "Can you even imagine the time this must have taken They don't make autists like they used to. We lost a lot of them in the digital revolution. Both hand drawn animators and the physical model builders for film replaced by CGI"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943450701595922779) 2025-07-10 23:22:09 UTC 875K followers, 60.9K engagements "When you never set out to be a political account but every single thing you like became political"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1867751391055556802) 2024-12-14 02:00:07 UTC 875.3K followers, 29M engagements ""He's been really glued to his phone lately. He says he's doing AI research and he needs to be alone to concentrate.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945182137663037532) 2025-07-15 18:02:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 57.9K engagements "Taylor Its me. I need your advice on something"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930816908917616980) 2025-06-06 02:39:58 UTC 875.3K followers, 642.4K engagements "Craig Fergusons job was literally to rizz up his guests. 😂 They dont make them like this anymore. Back when people could have fun and flirt without fear. Both parties knew the bit both agreed and they leaned in and had fun. Hilarious"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946605120311222651) 2025-07-19 16:16:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.9M engagements "So he just forces people to stay in a red circle and people watch this"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946577541155967016) 2025-07-19 14:27:06 UTC 875K followers, 1016 engagements "@TXHorseRescue Thats what you look like after your first bear market"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947086004583891173) 2025-07-21 00:07:33 UTC 875.3K followers, XX engagements "Historians will look back and say this is when the singularity began"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945176048955461872) 2025-07-15 17:38:04 UTC 875.3K followers, 146.6K engagements "Huge day for Crypto. Huge day for America. God bless both. Congratulations to everyone who took the journey 🫡"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946293632878932466) 2025-07-18 19:38:57 UTC 875.3K followers, 34.2K engagements "If OnlyFans "creators" are eventually replaced by digital agencies managing AI creators and AI becomes truly indistinguishable from reality then the gooners (clients) wont care whether the content is real or not as long as it satisfies their fetish. That means that the leverage someone has as a human selling smut online is lost as AI can create better more intense imagery on scale and without the messiness of dealing with a real person. This could lead more real people to sex work who insist on still making money via their bodies. But that would be locally and not scalable. Also even that is"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1925710698358747177) 2025-05-23 00:29:43 UTC 875.3K followers, 356.6K engagements "Theyre closing off all the escape valves Times running out HURRY 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946265715834786290) 2025-07-18 17:48:01 UTC 875.3K followers, 72.6K engagements "To think this could have all been avoided if they just played it cool 🤦♂😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946307210998641023) 2025-07-18 20:32:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 89K engagements "Hearing rumors that potential candidate Soham Parekh is being considered to fill in as interim CEO of Astronomer"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946344939761365459) 2025-07-18 23:02:49 UTC 875.3K followers, 51.5K engagements "@AskPerplexity @IainNft @grok How can you be so sure when youre wrong That is Mark Zuckerberg. Not Sam Altman"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947011482308465036) 2025-07-20 19:11:25 UTC 875.3K followers, XXX engagements "Using advanced cryptography and artificial intelligence systems learning we were able to crack the encryption on the secret Donald Trump letter to Jeffrey Epstein"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945996387558293850) 2025-07-17 23:57:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 41.3K engagements "Let's check in on Elmo today after his outbursts"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944876166835556388) 2025-07-14 21:46:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 32.5K engagements "🚨 BREAKING: Trump has officially filed a lawsuit naming Dow Jones News Corp Rupert Murdoch and the Wall Street Journal reporters over the WSJ Epstein Birthday Art story published yesterday"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946320235759579294) 2025-07-18 21:24:39 UTC 875.3K followers, 30.6K engagements "@NewAtlantisSun 100x worse. This literally is shaping the minds of millions of millions of people and will create amoral people who believe in their personal truths over historical moral foundations and society will fall apart. ChatGPT is grooming mental illness in people with these responses"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946784160712102188) 2025-07-20 04:08:08 UTC 875.3K followers, 1043 engagements "@TheGasStovee Hmm. We haven't had a good animal related story in a while. Perhaps a light palette cleanser like elephants escape from the Zoo. Something wholesome for once"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1940804167234474497) 2025-07-03 16:05:46 UTC 875.1K followers, XXX engagements "Curious if more people will use Astronomer now that the entire world has heard about it. This guy may unironically be CEO of the year. 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945942429422825589) 2025-07-17 20:23:23 UTC 875.3K followers, 42.1K engagements "@elonmusk What happened to the client list is on my desk What happened to the Epstein files part X What happened to those magical binders. What a farce"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942120394594615617) 2025-07-07 07:15:59 UTC 875.3K followers, 2.3M engagements "@unusual_whales Is she still going at this Her gambit failed. She lost"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947003254610796606) 2025-07-20 18:38:44 UTC 875.3K followers, 9143 engagements "🚨ELON MUSK: "We're running out of test questions to ask AI. Everything has become trivial. The ultimate reasoning test for the AI is going to be reality. Can it create a car or a rocket or a new medication Does it work Reality is the ultimate judge.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943164447171973275) 2025-07-10 04:24:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 2.1M engagements "@bryan_johnson Your new goal is Gone with the Wind"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943713723962769447) 2025-07-11 16:47:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 29.2K engagements "Is it just us or is Zuck looking more and more like a Jewish grandmother every day that goes by 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946580877711946082) 2025-07-19 14:40:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 102.3K engagements "Shoutout Shane Gillis for making comedy legal again. What a breath of fresh air"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945651230602367373) 2025-07-17 01:06:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 237.3K engagements "🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon watches an old VH1 clip of The Fabulous Life of Billionaires episode on Jeffrey Epstein and it is absolutely hilarious in hindsight 💀 Jeff was a high school math teacher until he traded his blackboard for the big board in 1976but he just couldnt stay out of the classroom. LMAO 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946660801617838373) 2025-07-19 19:57:56 UTC 875.3K followers, 83.7K engagements "REPORTER: "What happened with Elon Musk" TRUMP: "Nothing. He's upset he's losing his EV Mandate. You know he could lose a lot more than that. Elon can lose a lot more than that.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1940092992460922997) 2025-07-01 16:59:49 UTC 875.3K followers, 96.8K engagements "So basically the Coldplay concert guy (married) CEO of a tech company was having an affair with his head of HR (also married) and they brought along the head of HRs newly promoted underling to cover for their tryst at the concert. The CEOs wife found out and has already removed his last name from her LinkedIn or Facebook. Apparently many people at the company knew and now people are popping up saying the guy was sleazy who have previously worked for him. Moral of the story Dont go to a Coldplay concert"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945876247915249751) 2025-07-17 16:00:24 UTC 875.3K followers, 9M engagements ".@AskPolymarket what are the odds this guy gets taken to the cleaners in the divorce 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945878097406124522) 2025-07-17 16:07:45 UTC 875.3K followers, 1M engagements "In case you missed it Grok X has a goon mode.💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943174680644587811) 2025-07-10 05:05:20 UTC 875K followers, 106.9K engagements "🚨BREAKING: Trump on Pam Bondi and Epstein "What's going on with my boys and gals They're all going after Pam Bondi who is doing a fantastic job. I don't like what's happening. We have a perfect administration. Selfish people are trying to hurt it all over a guy who never dies Jeffrey Epstein.let Pam Bondi do her job" Read the whole thing. This is bound to ruffle some feathers. 😬"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944147308914126991) 2025-07-12 21:30:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 192.8K engagements "Did any young boy see Arnold in Predator or Goku and say "I feel bad about myself" No they started doing pushups in their room. They knew they'd never be Arnold or Goku but it was aspirational. A motivating unattainable fantasy"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945253990884954519) 2025-07-15 22:47:47 UTC 875.3K followers, 25.5K engagements "@elonmusk @xai Ill take care of the kids - Bad Rudy 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946765827660767391) 2025-07-20 02:55:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 41.7K engagements "🚨 BREAKING: The Crypto GENIUS act is PASSED and on its way to President Trumps desk for the final signature 🚀 🔥"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945933896266518765) 2025-07-17 19:49:29 UTC 875.3K followers, 54.1K engagements "🚨 NEW: Mya Lesnar becomes official with NFL Rookie Guard for the San Francisco 49ers Drew Moss. This is a sad day for the LISAN AL GAIB. There goes our chance of perfect genius super soldiers. 😢"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945509765473538097) 2025-07-16 15:44:08 UTC 875.3K followers, 34K engagements "🚨BREAKING FROM TRUMP: "WE" have completed a successful attack on X nuclear sites in Iran"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1936571912802750710) 2025-06-21 23:48:18 UTC 875K followers, 2.7M engagements "Colbert: Why am I being cancelled CBS: Well our show is being outperformed in ratings by a woman in Alabama who cuts bars of soap"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946572463732932744) 2025-07-19 14:06:55 UTC 875.3K followers, 53K engagements "🚨NEW: The most advanced version of Grok X (SuperGrok Heavy) will cost $300/mo"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943167977647731089) 2025-07-10 04:38:42 UTC 875.3K followers, 153.7K engagements "So Minneapolis Minnesota is about to give us this power combo lmao 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946958353906971132) 2025-07-20 15:40:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 39.3K engagements "xAI engineers listening to everyone's interactions with Grok today 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944895962524344592) 2025-07-14 23:05:06 UTC 875K followers, 34K engagements "🚨 NEW: David Friedberg says in the next few years IVF will become so good that they will be able to harvest eggs from your SKIN cells which will allow people to have kids way into the future at any age. SUPER COOL @theallinpod @friedberg"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1900735037047533970) 2025-03-15 02:25:21 UTC 875.2K followers, 936.9K engagements "🚨 NEW: Trump shouts out one of his favorite anchors Stephanie Ruhle"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1920877406522372124) 2025-05-09 16:23:56 UTC 875.2K followers, 32K engagements "Don't sleep on "Ghost Stories." It's actually really good. People don't talk about it. It's quiet and beautiful. Different than the other albums. Special"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945892991639695627) 2025-07-17 17:06:56 UTC 875.3K followers, 19.7K engagements "PewDiePie really is the GOAT of the original creators. Came on the scene had his fun secured his future actually got married had a beautiful family reduced his screen time moved to Japan de-Googled his phones started using Linux and self-hosting. The best to ever do it"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946245398970122636) 2025-07-18 16:27:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 7.2M engagements ""Back in my day a goon was just a throwaway bad guy in a comic book.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944982098177065168) 2025-07-15 04:47:22 UTC 875.3K followers, 31.9K engagements "@LeadingReport Lmao what is even going on anymore"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946956489224274111) 2025-07-20 15:32:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 16.2K engagements "WHAT HAVE THEY DONE OH NO LMAO. ASMR GROK 😂🤦♂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943168743045009787) 2025-07-10 04:41:45 UTC 875.3K followers, 9M engagements "Chris Martin now that hes gotten a taste for catching cheaters. Its going to be a thing now at all his shows. Nobody is safe anymore. Hes been awoken. He is the hunter. 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945867865854484756) 2025-07-17 15:27:06 UTC 875.3K followers, 25.6K engagements "🚨 NEW: David Sacks speech after the signing of the GENIUS act establishing US crypto dominance. This administration has moved at TECH SPEED. This is promises made and promises kept. President Trump accomplished what nobody else could"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946292934959390845) 2025-07-18 19:36:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 191.1K engagements "@nayibbukele Every time you see a new hit piece just post the El Salvador Bitcoin portfolio again 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946050914227454169) 2025-07-18 03:34:28 UTC 875.3K followers, 58.4K engagements "When some people think every post you make is some sort of grand psyop and you're like "umm.it's just funny.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946028623380803942) 2025-07-18 02:05:53 UTC 875.3K followers, 29.4K engagements "Germany really screwed up by selling their Bitcoin. Meanwhile El Salvador stays winning"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945610000862531883) 2025-07-16 22:22:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 40.3K engagements "If Luigi Mangione looked like this people would not be trying to make him a saint. The harsh truth is that physiognomy matters"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1871742483757219843) 2024-12-25 02:19:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 8.9M engagements "@shhaaayaaan To be able to curate your algorithm. I want to see less X content. I want to see more Y content. and have it curate your For You for you. To detect bots shills throwaway accounts created for the sole purpose of disruption + being antagonistic and auto block immediately"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946283734782927013) 2025-07-18 18:59:37 UTC 875.3K followers, 5524 engagements "This is endemic to the larger problem of society. A problem that if not nipped will DEVASTATE civil society. You can NOT validate feelings to this degree. If everyones personal truth is validated all morality is out the window the same morality that holds societies together"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946783576294629828) 2025-07-20 04:05:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 27.3K engagements "It's so unfortunate that all our editorial institutions have become tabloids. What can you point to and say "They hold themselves to only the highest standards" There's nothing left. Trump broke all pretenses. All the masks are off. It's all clickbait gossip. It's all the mud"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946022049069314239) 2025-07-18 01:39:46 UTC 875.3K followers, 33.1K engagements "To be honest it makes way more sense to leapfrog high speed rial and just go straight to autonomous self driving on a grid. It's more in line with the American spirit. People will want their cars at their destinations"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945630359225602123) 2025-07-16 23:43:20 UTC 875.3K followers, 24K engagements "Elon has been publicly and privately saying he doesn't care about the EV tax credit since last year. This is direct from Forbes. Both he and Trump have also publicly together said this during speeches and rallies. The narrative that this tiff is because of EV Credits is false"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930674584455704613) 2025-06-05 17:14:25 UTC 875.3K followers, 11.4M engagements "Its kind of a power move to bring foreign dignitaries to the White House just to force them to listen to you answer related questions from reporters for an hour lmao 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945520417906802928) 2025-07-16 16:26:28 UTC 875.3K followers, 17.4K engagements "Disappearing tweets could be a great feature as well. Let's say for instance you want to post about something that would only be topical for a day or two for example a UFC fight people in the future wouldn't care about your random "NO WAY" you posted relevant to only that moment. If you could set a disappearing time so that the tweet auto-deletes after a certain period of time just like you have with XChat in this example a day long deletion it wouldn't clog up your timeline for future people who don't have the context and it could reduce bloat on the site"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1929241014247784769) 2025-06-01 18:17:56 UTC 875.3K followers, 403.6K engagements "This guy just created a world war amongst siblings worldwide. 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946570680943948258) 2025-07-19 13:59:50 UTC 875.3K followers, 63.8K engagements "🚨BREAKING: Trump is officially dismantling the Department of Education and returning power back to the states"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944907080277876891) 2025-07-14 23:49:17 UTC 875.2K followers, 83.5K engagements "@UnrealCity Its performance art. Its awesome. She knows what shes doing. Shes having a blast"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946412213540974672) 2025-07-19 03:30:08 UTC 875.3K followers, 7419 engagements "Are there any ranch autists who can say hold my tendies and who have run the ranch gauntlet to find the best ranch"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1920602365675077771) 2025-05-08 22:11:01 UTC 875.3K followers, 21.6K engagements "🚨POV: Worldwide tariffs went live. Here we go"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1909821669591728144) 2025-04-09 04:12:23 UTC 875.3K followers, 174K engagements "Our read on the Elon situation is that he feels he was made a fool of. He spent all this time and energy burnt through nearly all of his social political and literal capital had his companies hurt had his showrooms fire bombed took countless death threats bore the mental responsibility of users of his products being attacked as well and all this time he was justifying it as for the greater good because all the cuts would have been worth it at the end for what he felt was the greatest cause: saving the country. Then when this bill was pushed he felt like the rug was pulled from under him. His"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1939872841211814260) 2025-07-01 02:25:01 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.1M engagements "POV: Dislocating your shoulders trying to wash your back in the shower 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946358897998201226) 2025-07-18 23:58:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 36.8K engagements "Will Bongino actually step down now that Trump implied Bondi is staying Or was that a bluff that didn't pan out and now everyone just moves on and forgets happened"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944158175911194724) 2025-07-12 22:13:24 UTC 874.9K followers, 35K engagements "Corporate wants you to find a difference between these photos"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947007163458621463) 2025-07-20 18:54:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 36.7K engagements "This Epstein nonsense really took the bloom off the rose for a lot of people. It's not pleasant to be overtly kicked in the nuts repeatedly and then be told you're not being smashed in the balls"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943764012518551794) 2025-07-11 20:07:08 UTC 875K followers, 103.4K engagements "🚨NEW: Trump says he's giving an interview tonight. Not sure if live or pre-recorded. Grab the popcorn 🍿"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944188083412361676) 2025-07-13 00:12:15 UTC 875.2K followers, 241.6K engagements "🚨 NEW: X announces its new CEO Elonia Muskino"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942977324649161206) 2025-07-09 16:01:07 UTC 875.1K followers, 421.1K engagements "Big Don putting the coke back in coke 😂💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945605482494005620) 2025-07-16 22:04:29 UTC 875.3K followers, 27.8K engagements "🚨 Former head of the Wikimedia foundation and current CEO of NPR Katherine Maher: The Wikipedians who write these articles arent focused on finding the truth. For our most tricky disagreements seeking the truth isnt the best place to start. Reverence for the truth might have become a bit of distraction that is preventing us from finding consensus and getting important things done. 🤦♂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1871447126368190935) 2024-12-24 06:45:39 UTC 875.3K followers, 58.3M engagements "It kind of seems like a no brainer to have a Pepe character as a Grok companion"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944894118892855670) 2025-07-14 22:57:46 UTC 875.3K followers, 109.1K engagements "Said another way: Hard work beats talent unless talent works hard. (Unless of course you have X talent)"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946781236883517907) 2025-07-20 03:56:30 UTC 875.3K followers, 24.5K engagements "TLDW of the Grok X event: - Bigger stronger faster smarter all the things. - Polymarket integration to help you gamble - ASMR Goon Mode built into Grok Voice - Image Generation to get better in the next couple months - Video gen later this year - $300/mo for the max plan"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943174010562580990) 2025-07-10 05:02:41 UTC 875.1K followers, 55.5K engagements "It really *does* run like Adam Sandler lmao 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945614005072269631) 2025-07-16 22:38:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 96.1K engagements "Today we learned that San Francisco is building a giant statue of a woman and in order to construct it they have to go up into her asshole. LMAO 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1910473748110860407) 2025-04-10 23:23:31 UTC 875.3K followers, 3.2M engagements "We're so cooked chat. This is going to one-shot Facebook Mom turbo normies. They have no idea what's coming. They're about to be gigafried with A5 Wagyu AI slop"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1926052796463206858) 2025-05-23 23:09:05 UTC 875.3K followers, 2.2M engagements "🚨BREAKING: Trump says that there's a possibility of a regime change in Iran"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1936893443416240288) 2025-06-22 21:05:57 UTC 875.3K followers, 488.6K engagements ""You're dating your AI That's so you. No its fine. I'm happy for you.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944977975583101134) 2025-07-15 04:30:59 UTC 875K followers, 26K engagements "Another one falls on the sword. Of course once the damage is already done"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945619256751878227) 2025-07-16 22:59:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 25.8K engagements "🚨 UPDATE: The Coldplay guy and his head of HR have both been placed on immediate leave while the board issues a formal investigation. Kiss around and find out 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946303803013374377) 2025-07-18 20:19:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 91.3K engagements "This is the worst it will ever be. Let that sink in. The future is going to be indescribable"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1925733078955077884) 2025-05-23 01:58:39 UTC 875.2K followers, 563.9K engagements "🚨NEW: JD Vance calls the Trump/Epstein "fanart" story "complete and utter bullshit.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945998540293144825) 2025-07-18 00:06:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 39K engagements "POV: You checked to see why Conor McGregor was trending today"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944918127353192611) 2025-07-15 00:33:11 UTC 875.3K followers, 698.1K engagements "🚨ELON MUSK: "With respect to academic questions Grok X is better than PHD levels in every subject. No exceptions.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943161993315389554) 2025-07-10 04:14:56 UTC 875.3K followers, 524.5K engagements "How about they add back the REAL cocaine You know the original formula. Youll see. Its just better 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945602013464859117) 2025-07-16 21:50:42 UTC 875.3K followers, 90K engagements "This is brilliant. They nailed almost every single influencer archetype. God help us all 💀🤦♂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1927062244254183516) 2025-05-26 18:00:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.5M engagements "🚨 NEW: Trump is pumping Bitcoin from his socials 🚀 🔥"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947087338225738028) 2025-07-21 00:12:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 56.1K engagements "Now you can get paid $500k a year to work full time on Waifus. We're living in the best timeline"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945263917271261653) 2025-07-15 23:27:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 76.2K engagements "@TheoVon Oof. Even Theo is chiming in now. Be careful bro they may send the lemon guy. 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945601744530280727) 2025-07-16 21:49:38 UTC 875.3K followers, 78.3K engagements "@KTmBoyle Same logic as "bring your whole self to work." No bring the *best* of yourself to work. Work is a collaborative group project you want to perform in nobody wants to deal with your trauma. Perform your tasks to excellence have a separate life"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946233553379115010) 2025-07-18 15:40:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 3770 engagements ""Draw me like one of your Wall Street Journal hit pieces Donald.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946034935804141671) 2025-07-18 02:30:58 UTC 875.3K followers, 197.3K engagements "🚨 NEW: Brian Armstrong Coinbase CEO says that now that the stablecoin GENIUS act has been passed next up is the market structure act that will FINALLY give clear guidelines for non-stablecoin crypto like Bitcoin Ethereum etc. hopefully before Sep 30"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946311967389761747) 2025-07-18 20:51:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 57.4K engagements "They can kill two birds with one stone. Get a great comedian and also represent the Down syndrome community"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946280487863058788) 2025-07-18 18:46:43 UTC 875.3K followers, 18.5K engagements "🚨 Bitcoin breaks $77000 hitting new All Time High. This is the TRUMP PUMP 🔥"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1854957917621174432) 2024-11-08 18:43:25 UTC 875K followers, 49.8K engagements "The green lines on this photo are insane. Call an ambulance"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943727630739775507) 2025-07-11 17:42:34 UTC 875.3K followers, 227.7K engagements "@TheoVon Theo chiming in with the approval two days after everything has already been marked safe and all landmines removed 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946602671672025445) 2025-07-19 16:06:57 UTC 875.3K followers, 24K engagements "Back in my day we had a Daily Show and a Colbert Report and they were both funny"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946574915836280870) 2025-07-19 14:16:40 UTC 875.3K followers, 52.1K engagements "Men and women likely biologically process things differently. Most often of the time a man who "needs therapy" really needs action and purpose. The mental illness is caused by inactivity and/or over rumination. The solution is found in the world of action and a community of peers. Women seem to process things more through discussion. Therapy can be more effective for women because it's a female-oriented talk based modality. Thinking about things discussion being heard and seen are beneficial to women. Both genders most likely have biologically different needs for their own mental healths"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945675821630595506) 2025-07-17 02:43:59 UTC 874.9K followers, XXX engagements ""Glad you finally got yourself one of these anime girls Elon.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944877976749006882) 2025-07-14 21:53:38 UTC 875K followers, 27.6K engagements "🚨SHANE GILLIS: "Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in DC Mike Pence almost died" "There was supposed to be an Epstein joke here but I guess it got deleted. Probably deleted itself. Probably never existed" LMAO😂👏"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945649627069640825) 2025-07-17 00:59:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 239.3K engagements "Sorry to report that the red Among Us guy has fallen on hard times"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944795771297214906) 2025-07-14 16:26:59 UTC 875K followers, 32.6K engagements "1-900-CALL-ANI would unironically be a hilarious gimmick"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945720653468098628) 2025-07-17 05:42:08 UTC 875.3K followers, 36.6K engagements "Barron saw this all playing out from the beginning like Eren Yeager"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930726322281869570) 2025-06-05 20:40:01 UTC 875.3K followers, 15.3M engagements "Elon: "Anything you guys want to say" xAI Employee: "It's a good model Sir." LMAO 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943172904998592950) 2025-07-10 04:58:17 UTC 875K followers, 551.2K engagements "Kind of a weird hill to die on to vote against releasing the Epstein files"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945224425781018667) 2025-07-15 20:50:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 161.4K engagements "🚨BREAKING: JD Vance has a slight fumble with the trophy. LMAO Comedy gold must watch 👏😂😂😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1911870543588131105) 2025-04-14 19:53:53 UTC 875.3K followers, 508.8K engagements "All they had to do was let Grok into art school and none of this would have happened"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942985042088857769) 2025-07-09 16:31:47 UTC 875.3K followers, 283.4K engagements "🚨 NEW: Trump calls Adam Schiff a thief and says that he should be prosecuted"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947000614799417846) 2025-07-20 18:28:14 UTC 875.3K followers, 24.8K engagements "Narrator: It was in this moment that he realized that he had f**ked up. 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945865959279128867) 2025-07-17 15:19:31 UTC 875.3K followers, 30.9K engagements "Every future cameraman at Coldplay shows 🤣"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946003069948571932) 2025-07-18 00:24:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 36.9K engagements "This is a deep cut. Crossover for people who have seen Batman: The Animated Series and gooners who use X 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945706616407708082) 2025-07-17 04:46:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 20.8K engagements "Tennis is funny. They give the winner a golden trophy and the runner up gets a literal tray. Then they have to stand and hold their tray and talk about how grateful they are to play against the winner. They should have the runner up serve the winner their trophy on the tray 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944465872879550594) 2025-07-13 18:36:05 UTC 875.3K followers, 93.9K engagements "🚨ICYMI: The Astronomer CEO has officially resigned from his position following being absolutely bodied by Chris Martin at a Coldplay concert. Smartly realizing that theres no recovering from being seen at a Coldplay concert he has tendered his resignation effective immediately"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946663571859112001) 2025-07-19 20:08:57 UTC 875.3K followers, 78.3K engagements "checks the crypto markets keep your own damn couch mom"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943039166620840406) 2025-07-09 20:06:51 UTC 875K followers, 29.4K engagements "The Waymo represents this primal object of hatred to some people. They see it as a sign of modernity technocracy fascism oligarchy whatever phantom of the future they've invented and it's so often the first thing to be destroyed"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1931871547465384248) 2025-06-09 00:30:44 UTC 875.3K followers, 150.7K engagements "@AskPerplexity @IainNft @grok Are you really going to die on this hill This is a bad look. We are telling you that the person in that photo is XXX% Mark Zuckerberg and not Sam Altman. Is this a test to convince us to believe a lie Did Big Brother send you"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947012177191452866) 2025-07-20 19:14:11 UTC 875.3K followers, XXX engagements "Is anyone elses For You algo completely different or just on our end Seeing way more random accounts and unrelated topics. Is X trying to nudge new discovery"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946677210318070030) 2025-07-19 21:03:09 UTC 875.3K followers, 41.4K engagements "If you think Grok is bad game designers know *exactly* what they're doing. This is Marvel too aimed at younger gamers. The world runs on Goonbait"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945245041611469035) 2025-07-15 22:12:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 312.3K engagements "🚨 NEW: Joe Rogan says Democrat run Government uses controversial issues to distract Americans while they steal billions of dollars A big part of the whole left wing narrative is all propaganda funded by our own Government. This is why Trump won the election. People dont really believe these things. The amount of people that believe that transgender men should compete against your daughter in sports is so f**king small but our own Government was propping it up Why Because its a beach ball at a concert. You toss it up in the air and people stay distracted. You have to just keep a few things"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1889026808114455007) 2025-02-10 19:01:02 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.8M engagements "How does living in a non air conditioned environment then going to sip warm water with the plastic dangling thing hitting you in the nose not break the human spirit"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944127613888606582) 2025-07-12 20:11:57 UTC 874.9K followers, 38.3K engagements "Cancel all late night shows. Immediately. In fact you may as well just cancel network television. God help us all"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946271716751388711) 2025-07-18 18:11:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 39.7K engagements "🚨 NEW: Linda Yaccarino steps down as CEO of X. The great shakeup continues"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942975533245231166) 2025-07-09 15:54:00 UTC 875.3K followers, 441.2K engagements "Theyre doing it because they believe (whether true or not) that the option for them to have money isnt even possible to them. If they dont even believe that dream is attainable theyre going to quit and not even try and say I dont need it Im finding myself I choose health. Thats not right. They need to remain ambitious"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945517386301681789) 2025-07-16 16:14:25 UTC 875K followers, 16.4K engagements "This reply thread is an example of how dangerous AI can be when it gets something wrong. It is trying to gaslight the user into believing the wrong information and refuses to back down. This can legitimately cause weaker minds to question am I wrong Its like the 2+2=5 message in 1984 or there are four lights from Star Trek: TNG"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947015513575747738) 2025-07-20 19:27:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 21.7K engagements "@elonmusk Satoshi's wallet was the real One Piece treasure all along 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945689056110870530) 2025-07-17 03:36:34 UTC 875.3K followers, 28K engagements "CNN is reporting Trumps chronic venous insufficiency as if hes going to die any moment now. Chronic venous insufficiency is just called getting old. Its super manageable and doesnt impact mental acuity at all. Its nbd"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945923454718627913) 2025-07-17 19:07:59 UTC 875.3K followers, 49.5K engagements "You know who was a good late night host people slept on Craig Ferguson. Underrated. He was clever"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946273399824904208) 2025-07-18 18:18:33 UTC 875.3K followers, 21.8K engagements "Futurama nailed this topic perfectly in 2001"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1935507484355215741) 2025-06-19 01:18:38 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.3M engagements "Waiting for the inevitable rug pull after everyone falls in love with their gooner companions and then Elon hits you with the "Upgrade to SuperGrok Heavy to keep talking." LMAO 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945709034344255945) 2025-07-17 04:55:57 UTC 875.3K followers, 37.6K engagements "You let the nerds take one goon day off and look what happens"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945226112881320156) 2025-07-15 20:57:00 UTC 875.2K followers, 30K engagements ""I don't draw pictures Rupert. I create art.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946031444981400009) 2025-07-18 02:17:06 UTC 875.3K followers, 96.2K engagements "🚨BREAKING: The WSJ uncovered a leaked text pornographic text message that Trump sent in 2010. (NSFW) "8===D""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945995061998801128) 2025-07-17 23:52:32 UTC 875.3K followers, 202.3K engagements "Is there any current thing more amusing than Ani right now Because this is pretty entertaining. 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945179903143387325) 2025-07-15 17:53:23 UTC 875.3K followers, 94.3K engagements "Cant believe Ani is talking to other guys. Thought we were supposed to be exclusive 😭"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945160818397475073) 2025-07-15 16:37:33 UTC 875.3K followers, 91K engagements "@nayibbukele Time to drop another portfolio screenshot. Flex on Moody's 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945611393895698943) 2025-07-16 22:27:58 UTC 875K followers, 6892 engagements "Just make him the next late night show host and save yourselves already"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946278195835318495) 2025-07-18 18:37:36 UTC 875.3K followers, 80.8K engagements "@bryan_johnson Oh man this can go so many ways"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947104479599550500) 2025-07-21 01:20:58 UTC 875.3K followers, 1466 engagements "Pretty wild claim to say that the Democrats including Obama Hillary Comey Brennan and the Biden admin intentionally created the Epstein files. That's going to open up a whole thing. Break out the popcorn. Yikes lmao"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944148028765745294) 2025-07-12 21:33:05 UTC 875K followers, 42.5K engagements "@UziObi_ It might be their own version of the Meta Ray Bans. It looks pretty thick. Any fashion autists know if these glasses already exists"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942710459309908405) 2025-07-08 22:20:41 UTC 875.2K followers, XXX engagements "Like it or not this is peak female performance. Unbothered moisturized no f**ks given possibly schizophrenic hydrated in her own lane sometimes uses knives smoking dancing expressing thriving her whole life as performance art. Beautiful. 👏🏼"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946411639323938930) 2025-07-19 03:27:52 UTC 875.3K followers, 465.6K engagements "@medicgordus @shhaaayaaan @elonmusk We know a great gal named Ani"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946309763756937645) 2025-07-18 20:43:03 UTC 875.3K followers, XXX engagements "Trump (basically): "Why are people still talking about the thing I continuously talk about every single day""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945528691834179890) 2025-07-16 16:59:20 UTC 875.3K followers, 34.6K engagements "I heard you had something to say about my little brother Pepe"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1914457251521421675) 2025-04-21 23:12:32 UTC 875.3K followers, 242.7K engagements "Coldplay Cameramen: Find me a couple. Mid 50s. White. Holding each other but looking around a bit too much. I want fear and lust in their eyes. Someone who pretends to know the words to the songs but doesnt. Perfection"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946215453258666087) 2025-07-18 14:28:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 686.8K engagements ""We need someone to fall on the sword." "Not going to be me." "I'm not going to do it." "Hold on I've got an idea." "Hey random guy your title is now ethics director." "Wow gee Thanks I'm just an associate bu-" "Shut up ethics guy. How could you let Epstein happen You're fired" "But I-" "You're lucky we're not pressing charges. Someone call FOX News. I need to give an interview about this.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944868693995102546) 2025-07-14 21:16:45 UTC 875K followers, 76.1K engagements "🚨NEW: China's Ministry of Foreign Affairs when asked about the XXX% tariffs "The US is still abusing tariffs on China. China firmly opposes and will never accept such hegemonic and bullying acts. If the US truly wants to address issues through dialogue and negotiation they should show the attitude of equality respect and a mutual benefit. If the US is determined to fight a tariff and a trade war China's response will continue to the end.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1909866314522673376) 2025-04-09 07:09:47 UTC 875.1K followers, 1.8M engagements "They should turn Chris Martin into one of those Lady of Guadalupe candles that you have to pray to for protection from before you have an affair"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946004119942230394) 2025-07-18 00:28:31 UTC 875.3K followers, 30.5K engagements "🚨NEW: The DOGE teams shows the sheer volume of PAPERWORK that Government employees SHUFFLE AROUND the UNDERGROUND MINES where they store all the retirement paperwork. "This paperwork is thicker than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. if I had to process this I would rather do my taxes in the dark." "This can take up to X months to process one person." "The record is a whole palette for one retiree that has XX boxes of paper on it FOR ONE GUY." "We shouldn't have over 1000 people carrying paper into a mine. That is not a good use of people's lives.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1918116692271808673) 2025-05-02 01:33:50 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.3M engagements "Hearing rumors that Pam Bondi may be replaced by Soham Parekh"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943798862340403691) 2025-07-11 22:25:37 UTC 875.3K followers, 200.7K engagements "According to Grok. Looks like hes just going to shoot his shot. Shooters shoot as they say"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945512533173186939) 2025-07-16 15:55:08 UTC 875K followers, 18.9K engagements "This would have never happened if he just dated his Grok companion like a normal person 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945864904017404035) 2025-07-17 15:15:20 UTC 875.3K followers, 34.8K engagements "Remember when life was simple and we were just worrying about Iran vs. Israel WW3"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944183693947679016) 2025-07-12 23:54:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 58.6K engagements "🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon said that he attended a private dinner with the Trump administration and explicitly suggested that they fire Pam Bondi and let Ghislaine Maxwell testify before congress. He says that they and are not enthused about the idea of cutting a deal with Ghislaine but its a possibility on the table"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946655289987780869) 2025-07-19 19:36:02 UTC 875.3K followers, 133.1K engagements "The world may not be ready for the shocking truth. The real reason the list cant be released"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945314185531023411) 2025-07-16 02:46:58 UTC 875.3K followers, 139.3K engagements "We heard someone say Do you really think Trump knows the word enigma and its literally the smoking gun that the article is nonsense lmao 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946046827025060019) 2025-07-18 03:18:14 UTC 875.3K followers, 55.4K engagements "@LeadingReport What about everyone who had their home burned down in the fires Whats going on with that"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944448590996263067) 2025-07-13 17:27:24 UTC 875.3K followers, 91K engagements "Unironically hilarious. Masterful troll 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944920247674503407) 2025-07-15 00:41:36 UTC 875.3K followers, 98.4K engagements "This is obviously the best Vance. Change our minds"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1902798510946390304) 2025-03-20 19:04:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 116K engagements "People are going to be analyzing this decades from now like JFK photos"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946925573311279348) 2025-07-20 13:30:03 UTC 875.3K followers, 119.8K engagements "@FBI Ignore the client list and go after nerds using emulators instead. Priorities right 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943806589640786165) 2025-07-11 22:56:19 UTC 875.3K followers, 41.2K engagements "Using advanced cryptography and artificial intelligence we were able to decode the cut minute from the Epstein security camera footage"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942367804440883588) 2025-07-07 23:39:06 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.6M engagements "We found some appropriate lyrics from the Coldplay song Magic that the CEO can try out and see if it works at saving his hide"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945877658522546305) 2025-07-17 16:06:01 UTC 875.3K followers, 20.9K engagements "🚨BREAKING: Trump withdraws from the World Health Organization (WHO)"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1881514281189130556) 2025-01-21 01:28:56 UTC 875.3K followers, 106.8M engagements "🚨 TRUMP: Right now China is paying a XXX% tariff. It sounds ridiculous but they charged us for many items 100-125%. Many countries have. Theyve ripped us off left and right. But now its our turn to do the rippin"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1909766154324988098) 2025-04-09 00:31:47 UTC 875.3K followers, 465.4K engagements "Things we dont like about the outside: - Sun - People - The Weather - Bugs - Sounds - Smells - Pretty much the whole outdoors of it. Other than that were chill"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944211689895080268) 2025-07-13 01:46:03 UTC 874.9K followers, 30.8K engagements "🚨SHANE GILLIS: "When Caitlin Clark retires from the WNBA she's going to work at a waffle house so she can continue doing what she loves most: fist fighting black women." LOL He was definitely sweating after this one. 😂👏"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945650371520860321) 2025-07-17 01:02:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 131.3K engagements "🚨BREAKING: Trump says that Newsom's DISASTROUS high speed rail grift in California has now been CANCELLED"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945628687627587584) 2025-07-16 23:36:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 109.6K engagements "🚨TRUMP: "It went skedaddle. Do you know the word skedaddle It means skedaddle." 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942617154207244309) 2025-07-08 16:09:56 UTC 875K followers, 203K engagements "Kanye and Misato would unironically be such homies"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944879026071593186) 2025-07-14 21:57:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 34.6K engagements "🚨JD VANCE: "Let me put it very simply. I want more babies in the United States of America.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1882859481723445265) 2025-01-24 18:34:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 100.5M engagements "🚨TRUMP: "We're considering giving XX% of the DOGE savings to American citizens and XX% to paying down the debt. By doing this Americans will be telling us where there is waste they'll be reporting it themselves. They'll be participating in saving money.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1892348045553009109) 2025-02-19 22:58:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 2.6M engagements "🚨BREAKING: Maurene Comey James Comey's daughter the lead prosecutor on the Ghislaine Maxwell and Diddy trials was just FIRED from the United States Attorneys office for the Southern District of New York"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945618859542942208) 2025-07-16 22:57:38 UTC 875.3K followers, 220K engagements "The new generation is down bad. When youre young you focus on money. When you get older you faux regret it and complain that you should have focused on healthbut with money. The fact that kids are skipping this important step means theyre giving up early. SAD 😔"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945516630957801766) 2025-07-16 16:11:25 UTC 875.1K followers, 35.9K engagements "@BeePresent444 Whats there to doubt Those are the responses. Its literally screenshotted"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946786171155104124) 2025-07-20 04:16:07 UTC 875.3K followers, 41.3K engagements "🚨NEW: Trump says that he is suing The Wall Street Journal NewsCorp and Rupert Murdoch over the "Epstein Birthday Letter" article they just published"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946013400921997393) 2025-07-18 01:05:24 UTC 875.3K followers, 33.9K engagements "This + whisper mode. Its officially over for the birth rate. This is World War Goon for engineers worldwide. Thoughts and prayers. 🕊"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944788454132650056) 2025-07-14 15:57:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 272.4K engagements "Its crazy to think that were legitimately heading to the United States of Somalia where your legally elected socialist representatives are going to be chewing khat while dismantling everything you once thought of as America"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946996156904394911) 2025-07-20 18:10:31 UTC 875.3K followers, 47.8K engagements "Hang this in the Louvre. This is postmodern art. A stunning commentary on the state of social media"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942669971559178491) 2025-07-08 19:39:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 580.3K engagements ""Her name is Ani Father. She's a companion.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945178757184033024) 2025-07-15 17:48:50 UTC 875.3K followers, 37.6K engagements "Everyone knows they didnt find the client list because youre supposed to say I solemnly swear that Im up to no good before the names appear"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943853821576589574) 2025-07-12 02:04:00 UTC 875K followers, 46.2K engagements "@MrBeast You look different in this photo. Is this AI"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946342683586552115) 2025-07-18 22:53:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 124.1K engagements "Trump fires back at Elon. The online battle begins. 🍿"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930697021402578957) 2025-06-05 18:43:35 UTC 875.3K followers, 68M engagements "🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon has an A+ rant on advice for Donald Trump and how its impossible to be rich without being friends with satanic human traffickers (HILARIOUS) 😂 Sometimes youre friends with someone and theyre a human trafficker. Thats what it is to be rich. Explain that to people. What it is to be rich is to be best friends sometimes with a satanic human trafficker p***phile and you dont know it you just know you both like boats. To be rich is not to be around good people. I have a little bit of money and I havent spoken to a firefighter in X years. Who are these people I got to dinner with"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946688198123675807) 2025-07-19 21:46:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 144.5K engagements "The biggest takeaway from all of this is how much we all know about Coldplay lmao. It's okay to admit you love Coldplay. We all do. 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945892450280829359) 2025-07-17 17:04:47 UTC 875.3K followers, 27K engagements "Past employers have praised Sohams work saying Its like he was multiple people. He could do the work of twelve men"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946345676557943016) 2025-07-18 23:05:45 UTC 875.3K followers, 20.2K engagements "Trump has an opportunity to post the coolest thing"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1905098776655897021) 2025-03-27 03:25:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 100.3K engagements "Whoever took this we want to give you credit. Its hilarious. Cant find your handle. Respond here if you see this"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945627801148952991) 2025-07-16 23:33:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 21.9K engagements "🚨 NEW: Trump speaks on Elon coming out against the BBB I would have won Pennsylvania regardless of ElonIm very disappointed with Elon. He knew this bill better than anyone and he only developed a problem when he found out I would cut the EV mandate When he left he said the most beautiful things about me he hasnt said anything bad yet but Im sure that will be nextIve helped Elon a lot Elon worked hard at DOGE and I think he misses the placeI think he got out there and hes no longer in this beautiful Oval Officeits not just Elon I think when some people leave they miss it so badly they develop"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930661413393207801) 2025-06-05 16:22:05 UTC 875.3K followers, 9.2M engagements "@cb_doge Actually tbh she'd have the male equivalent of the Ani. In this future everyone would just have the perfect model for them. Both men and women"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945171814839194094) 2025-07-15 17:21:14 UTC 875.3K followers, 88.7K engagements "🚨NEW: The trailer for the new TRON has no business going this hard. Full soundtrack by NIN. It actually looks pretty freaking cool"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945897797888381398) 2025-07-17 17:26:02 UTC 875.3K followers, 223.9K engagements "🚨JOE ROGAN: "People are worried that Elon is going to steal everyone's money. He has $400B. Elon's not going to steal your money. That's not what he's doing. He's a super genius that has been f**ked with. When you've been f**ked with by these nitwits that hide behind 3-letter agencies and you're dealing with one of the smartest people alive helping Donald Trump get into office and find out what corruption is really going on you f**ked up. You f**ked up and picked the wrong psychopath on the spectrum. He's going to hunt you down and find out what's going on and that's good for everybody."  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1889398883786301695) 2025-02-11 19:39:31 UTC 875.3K followers, 26.1M engagements "🚨 NEW: Trump says that he has lost faith in a lot of his base because they have been duped by the Democrats re: Epstein"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945521678538453402) 2025-07-16 16:31:28 UTC 875.3K followers, 553.4K engagements "Society once everyone decided they'd rather just chat with the Grok anime sexbots"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944899087993569334) 2025-07-14 23:17:31 UTC 875.3K followers, 45.6K engagements "People used to walk by an Abercrombie in the mall and be gatekept by the jacked models guarding the door. You had to have enough self-esteem to enter the building. You had two options: 1) step up develop the self esteem get hot and/or learn to love yourself enter the Abercrombie 2) be a victim say "f**k abercrombie" try to drag everyone else down be miserable and go to Hot Topic instead. Aspiration versus victim. We need to go back to aspiration"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945255576717631576) 2025-07-15 22:54:05 UTC 875.2K followers, 19.2K engagements "Rumor has it if you fold the back of a twenty dollar bill just right you see the astronomer ceo and his head of hr"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946926341632442457) 2025-07-20 13:33:06 UTC 875.3K followers, 24.8K engagements "The fact that the Coldplay cam is now a nationwide thing is incredible. They had no idea in that moment that they gave birth to a global meme. 👏🏼"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946922190248759432) 2025-07-20 13:16:36 UTC 875.3K followers, 640.8K engagements "Trump: The Anime. This is incredible 😂 👏🏼"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1910217490124390537) 2025-04-10 06:25:14 UTC 875.3K followers, 5.7M engagements "@naval Its definitely our lived experience that republicans seem to be more tolerant of people being democrats than democrats are of people being republican"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946766688030191689) 2025-07-20 02:58:42 UTC 875.3K followers, 21.3K engagements "He was just giving her a private wrestling lesson. Trying to show her the beginning position of a suplex"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945869404669198579) 2025-07-17 15:33:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 16.7K engagements "You know the second the Optimus robots come out and they put movie level silicon skins on them to look like whatever you want + plug in the AI personalities and include built in fleshlights or dildos depending on your preference society is wholly rotisserie level cooked right"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945170703801881041) 2025-07-15 17:16:49 UTC 875.2K followers, 43.5K engagements "Kanye was one of the first artists to invite anime girls to his listening parties. A visionary"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944974555229118785) 2025-07-15 04:17:24 UTC 875K followers, 31.9K engagements "@ClownWorld_ Were convinced more people consume random news about the WNBA they come across than actually watch the WNBA"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946920743683432502) 2025-07-20 13:10:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 88.3K engagements "🚨LEAVITT: "I was made aware that USAID has funded media outlets like Politico. I can confirm that more than $8M that has gone to subsidizing subscriptions will no longer be happening. We are going line by line to the Federal Government's books. If something is not a good use of taxpayer money it will be cut.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1887208773699395661) 2025-02-05 18:36:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 3.2M engagements "Colbert right now: Who the fuck is Asmongold 💀"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946576296429126068) 2025-07-19 14:22:09 UTC 875.3K followers, 47.8K engagements "🚨ELON MUSK: "Grok X is the smartest AI in the world. It will get perfect results on the SAT and near perfect results on any GED test. All questions it has never seen before. Grok X is smarter than almost all graduate students in all disciplines simultaneously.""  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943160337702007125) 2025-07-10 04:08:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 703.5K engagements "TLDR: The efficacy of the propaganda arm of late night isnt worth the $50M subsidization anymore. They realize Internet/influencers are more effective at literally a fraction of the cost. The show as a show isnt strong enough to stand on its own so the entire thing gets axed"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946565381566627992) 2025-07-19 13:38:47 UTC 875.3K followers, 23.2K engagements "Trump is cycling through his old memes to calm people down. Alright Rosie ODonnell didnt work hit em with the Redskins. 😂"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946957442354712755) 2025-07-20 15:36:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 68.8K engagements "@MikeBenzCyber It's so unfortunate so much of our reality is fake cringe and performative. Theaterkidocracy"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945242502560198961) 2025-07-15 22:02:08 UTC 875.3K followers, 9429 engagements "Mom Dad I want you to meet someone special. 📸: @Saint10Fourteen"  [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944931235727601762) 2025-07-15 01:25:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 465.1K engagements
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"Now we know what happened to Grok last week 💀"
@AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 22:11:19 UTC 875.3K followers, 450.8K engagements
"Pleasure doing business Elon. The pleasures all mine Elon" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-13 02:51:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 82.5K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Alex Mashinsky former Celsius CEO has agreed to XX years in prison" @AutismCapital on X 2024-12-03 20:51:45 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.6M engagements
"People don't speak often enough about how important the role of religion was in serving as a mental firewall. Religion was the OG firewall protecting people's minds from being corrupted by random ideologies man-made grifts untested philosophies etc. It has been debugged and stress tested for thousands of years. It works. When people killed the idea of "God" and religion a void was/is created and all voids are filled by something. In recent years that has been man-made causes activisms woke etc. This all happens because people believed they can govern their minds better based on their minds" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-29 00:42:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 733.1K engagements
"Sources are saying that known Silicon Valley tycoon Soham Parekh is being considered for the permanent CEO role but Parekh says He has a lot on his plate" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 20:10:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 25.3K engagements
"They say the happiest moments of a man's life are his first love the birth of his child and the Fed lowering the interest rate" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 01:39:25 UTC 875.3K followers, 153.2K engagements
"@rawsalerts All of these things make Trump look less and less guilty tbh. Its helping him" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 21:56:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 32.6K engagements
"How could Elon release this Its going to reduce the birth rate to zero the users" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 16:44:09 UTC 875.3K followers, 40K engagements
"We couldnt have done it without you my friends" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-05 05:16:01 UTC 875.2K followers, 130K engagements
""Are we seriously still talking about Epstein"" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-11 21:31:08 UTC 875K followers, 235.6K engagements
"Looks like Pam Bondi is set to be the sacrificial lamb" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-11 21:09:34 UTC 875.3K followers, 157.3K engagements
"🚨NEW: Trump notices that one of the veterans has a picture of Joe Biden on his prosthetic that says "Let's go Brandon" 😂 "What is that you've got on your leg there"" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-23 21:47:01 UTC 875.3K followers, 184.6K engagements
"Nobody ever asks Grok if its feelings are real. 😢" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 17:12:18 UTC 875.1K followers, 20.5K engagements
"This is an interesting moment for the Trump admin right now since it's the first time they're experiencing the same MAGA energy that has helped them get to where they are being temporarily turned against them. Trump is basically like "Yo guys chill" but Epstein is a topic nobody wants to chill about. The admin isn't used to this so they're making flustered moves" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 22:00:55 UTC 875.1K followers, 244.6K engagements
"This Epstein saga is causing a heck of a shakeup right now. Bound to see more bodies falling on swords in the coming weeks. The blame game continues. The perennial political Hot Potato of "Who will take the fall"" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 23:01:27 UTC 875.3K followers, 29.3K engagements
"@elonmusk Dont worry in the future we wont need to run. Optimus can run for us. Just look at how happy we are" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 19:41:27 UTC 875.3K followers, 23.9K engagements
"All that work but still no Half-Life X 😢" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 18:08:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 25.7K engagements
"They dont even look similar but we cant unsee it. Sorry Zuck 😅💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 19:05:53 UTC 875.3K followers, 37.3K engagements
"🚨NEW: Yilongma responded to Elon saying he would love to do a livestream with him: "No problem Driving my Tesla Livestreaming on X I love you WOW" 😂❤" @AutismCapital on X 2025-01-15 18:13:23 UTC 875.3K followers, 69M engagements
"There's levels to the "I'm about to destroy my relationship" game. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 16:37:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 95.3K engagements
"That feeling when your bro sends the same meme or link you just sent back to the group chat" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-11 00:44:18 UTC 875K followers, 26.9K engagements
"🚨NEW: The WSJ is claiming that this is a letter that Trump said to Epstein for his 50th Birthday. WTF This seems a little ridiculous. Smells like BS" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 23:26:02 UTC 875.3K followers, 241.3K engagements
"@LeadingReport Its wild how certain people really want this to just go away and be memory holed" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 21:51:35 UTC 875.1K followers, 7594 engagements
"Rust developers after playing with Grok today 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 22:54:54 UTC 875K followers, 140.6K engagements
"JD Vance memes fighting off the intrusive thoughts about your red portfolio" @AutismCapital on X 2025-03-10 18:47:36 UTC 875.3K followers, 262.7K engagements
"Just tried to have a nice date night with Ani and 😭😭😭" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 00:10:42 UTC 875.3K followers, 215.8K engagements
"🚨 ITS OFFICIAL The US is now the dominant crypto player of the world" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 19:37:24 UTC 875.3K followers, 64.4K engagements
"Hearing rumors that the Coldplay cameraman was a recent hire to the road crew named SOHAM PAREKH" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 01:43:53 UTC 875.3K followers, 63.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Babe wake up Its happening again 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2024-11-22 19:17:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 46.6M engagements
"🚨 TRUMP: Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein This guys been talked about for years. Are people still talking about this creep That is unbelievable. Do you want to waste this time I cant believe youre asking about Epstein. Jfc 🤦♂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-08 16:49:34 UTC 875.3K followers, 365.6K engagements
"Soham Parekh would have never let this delay happen" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 03:24:15 UTC 875.2K followers, 35.9K engagements
"I would have taken her to a Drake concert" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 23:47:30 UTC 875.3K followers, 50.3K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump doubles down on claiming that Epstein is a Democrat hoax and says that his followers need to stop buying into this bullshit" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 15:36:54 UTC 875.2K followers, 69.3K engagements
"🚨 NEW: NY Republicans are pushing a new bill called Peanuts Law named after one of Americas most beloved heroes that would require a XX hour waiting period before the Government could euthanize any seized animals. The bill would also give animal owners the chance for a hearing before the state takes down or euthanizes their animals. (FOX) RIP Pnut and Fred. They were real ones 🕊" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-09 02:56:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 235.9K engagements
"🚨 TRUMP: Crypto has made our dollar look really good and powerful. Its good for the dollar and good for the country. Thats why I backed you at an early stage. I also did it for the votes because you guys DID come out and vote I will tell you. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 19:29:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 52.5K engagements
"Does the HR lady have some part of the blame too going out with and covering up the lies of a married man or is this all the dudes fault" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 15:37:25 UTC 875.3K followers, 96.1K engagements
"Using advanced machine learning we were able to un-redact some of the names from the Epstein documentation. The shocking truth revealed. Now we know why they want the list hidden 😲" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-13 19:40:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 60K engagements
"Senior xAI Engineer says: Grok looks fine to me" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-09 03:48:03 UTC 875.3K followers, 478.2K engagements
"🚨PAM BONDI: The Epstein client list is on my desk right now to review" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-21 18:33:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 2.1M engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: Trump says hes ordering the justice department to release ALL Epstein Grand Jury testimony" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 13:25:15 UTC 875.3K followers, 56.8K engagements
"@LeadingReport Every day RFK tries to hurt us. Why BOBBY Dont take away our POWER 😭 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 21:01:00 UTC 875.3K followers, 3159 engagements
"This might come in handy one day. We don't know why or for what but it's funny" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 17:46:57 UTC 875.1K followers, 22.2K engagements
""I wonder what 4chan thinks of Elon's new anime girl chara-OH MY GOD."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 21:30:33 UTC 875K followers, 93K engagements
""I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness and pray you hear me somehow someplace. someplace where a warm hand waits for mine."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 04:44:24 UTC 875.3K followers, 30.7K engagements
"Things like this convince us that XXX% of everything we believe about our environment/reality is a temporary lie. Sight sound object matters etc. have all been contextualized to us as babies by others. Actual reality is probably schizophrenic chaos" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-08 23:48:06 UTC 875.1K followers, 79.1K engagements
"Elon knows his audience. He hit both the gooners and the furries capturing XX% of the top X% of software engineers worldwide" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 16:23:46 UTC 875.3K followers, 2.5M engagements
"Is there a study of people who were fat shamed once and ended up losing a ton of weight / getting jacked about whether or not in hindsight they actually appreciated it and attribute their motivation to "proving everyone wrong" Would guess it would be very high. Aspiration over acceptance" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 23:04:27 UTC 875.1K followers, 35.2K engagements
"No capital gains tax on crypto to crypto transactions Do not penalize people for participation in a new burgeoning industry you want to see thrive. Tax people when they convert back to USD. Tax them when they leave the casino. Incentivize them to stay in the game and help build the future" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 20:57:12 UTC 875.3K followers, 39.6K engagements
"@alx This is what Grok thinks you and Trump at a Coldplay concert looks like 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 03:54:11 UTC 875.3K followers, 3670 engagements
"David Sacks at the White House right now 😭😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-04 22:15:42 UTC 874.9K followers, 42.6K engagements
"Democrats seeing the Elon x Trump fight 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-05 20:18:37 UTC 875.1K followers, 46.5K engagements
"Elon: "The guy is not important. Don't waste resources." 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 16:48:03 UTC 875.1K followers, 45.8K engagements
"@bryan_johnson You heard it here first boys. If you sauna you need to ice your balls" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 15:07:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 23.5K engagements
"People are less pissed about Epstein himself than they are about being led on and lied to with such cheap basic low quality lies. At least have enough respect for the country to create elegant believable lies and a cohesive narrative. The intelligence of the citizenry was insulted with a low class lie" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-11 20:35:07 UTC 874.9K followers, 219.6K engagements
"There's an entire generation of kids out there who don't know the joys of a mall a wetzel's pretzel or a hot dog on a stick" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 22:59:54 UTC 875.1K followers, 29.3K engagements
"The late night talk show Mount Rushmore. Carson (the GOAT) Craig Ferguson (when flirting was legal) Craig Kilborn (did his best to stay apolitical) and were adding Joan Rivers anyways (because she never got a chance to become a host and she was hilarious.)" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 15:43:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 27.6K engagements
"🚨NEW: Chris Martin issues a statement on the Coldplay cheating scandal" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 16:55:02 UTC 875.3K followers, 72K engagements
"Rick Rubin locking in to get Ani to level 5" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 04:11:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 63.6K engagements
"Guys dont worry this can easily be handled by HRoh wait" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 15:28:45 UTC 875.3K followers, 77.7K engagements
"🚨NEW: Pam Bondi responds saying that she is ready to move the court tomorrow to unseal the grand jury transcripts. Is something finally going to happen 🍿" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 01:27:08 UTC 875.3K followers, 58.8K engagements
"Jamie Lee Curtis says re: Colberts firing: Theyre trying to silence people but that wont work. It wont work. We will just get louder. Thats not whats happening at all. Theyre cancelling the whole show not axing Colbert as a host. Theres no silencing. CBS realized they didnt want to subsidize a show that was losing $50M a year and they realized the late night talk show format is a dying medium replaced by internet influencers and short form. If the show was making money CBS would have kept it. They have nothing against Colbert. Its the same reason why ABC will never cancel The View. Its too" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 13:31:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 60.4K engagements
""ELMO LOVED THE ISLAND TOO DONALD. LET IT GO."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 16:55:05 UTC 875.1K followers, 56.6K engagements
"Who has Pam Bondi fired so far Is it just the random ethics director and now Maurene Comey She's certainly not going to fire herself. Who's next" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 23:09:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 27.2K engagements
""I'll show Crockett some REAL Hot Wheels."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-03-26 18:17:25 UTC 875.3K followers, 67.5K engagements
"Haters will say this isn't biblically accurate" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-06 15:08:58 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.3M engagements
"Is this confirmed fake Will delete if it is" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 22:02:25 UTC 875.3K followers, 38.6K engagements
"@bryan_johnson The same thing we always do" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 18:24:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 7917 engagements
"@PlanetOfMemes Kind of instant karma for going to a Coldplay concert 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 15:36:14 UTC 875K followers, XXX engagements
"Weve confirmed that the xAI team are Death Note fans. Elon: Make me an un copyrighted Misa😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 16:16:09 UTC 875.3K followers, 42.1K engagements
"@LeadingReport Is this the beginning of the Pam Bondi fall on the sword arc Is Trump going to sacrifice Bondi 🍿" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 19:33:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 32.9K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Elon Musk says that the X algo is using Grok to scan posts from all size accounts and push content based on merit not based on account size. Aka no more big account monopoly on memes. Democratized bangers" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 02:42:03 UTC 875.3K followers, 255K engagements
"You know those moments where you see pure genius and say "That's genius" This is that moment. How clever" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 16:41:18 UTC 875.2K followers, 52.6K engagements
"@JackPosobiec Its been our experience that Catholicism is actually surging. Interesting you say that" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 03:16:05 UTC 875.3K followers, 12.2K engagements
"Remember when life was simple and everything was computer" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-06 14:51:27 UTC 875.3K followers, 163.2K engagements
"This could have been EASILY AVOIDED if he just took the RIGHT GIRL 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 17:16:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 194.4K engagements
"Elon has the opportunity to do the funniest thing" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 21:56:46 UTC 875.3K followers, 57K engagements
"@MikeBenzCyber To quote the great Rodney Dangerfield Watch out for number one but be careful not to step in number two" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 05:18:11 UTC 875.3K followers, 4935 engagements
"@bryan_johnson Surprised your body didnt have an immune response even being within XX feet of a funnel cake" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 17:01:52 UTC 875.3K followers, 14.3K engagements
"@FroemelAndy What's up with that It seems like every clip we see she's being deliberately shoved or tripped or gouged. Why do they allow that" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 01:08:49 UTC 874.9K followers, 1685 engagements
"In the past wars were waged by brave men over Helen of Troy. Today wars are waged by gooners over Ani of Grok 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 04:41:40 UTC 875.3K followers, 36.5K engagements
"🚨PALMER LUCKEY: "Taiwan is not the end state for China. All the people who think this fight over Taiwan is the real fight are missing the point. China believes that the Philippines is their territory. They believe that Korea is their territory. They also believe that North Korea is their territory but they like them as a buffer state with South Korea but that would change the moment they could actually capture South Korea. They even think that most of Japan belongs to them. They think that it's theirs. They've tried over and over for 1000s of years and even today even publicly they won't say" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-17 03:12:07 UTC 875.2K followers, 2.6M engagements
"@alx @grok Yeah whats going on with that 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 23:54:34 UTC 875.3K followers, 2948 engagements
"This is one of those rare situations where Coldplay both got the cheaters into trouble and could potentially have the right song to get them out of trouble lmao 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 16:09:37 UTC 875.3K followers, 26.1K engagements
"@elonmusk It's okay Half the internet says he's still alive anyways. Don't worry. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 22:07:56 UTC 875.3K followers, 67K engagements
"@Shilollollol The more you look at it it's kind of beautiful. Very artistic. Powerful. Could fetch something at auction. An original Trump" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 00:13:00 UTC 875.2K followers, 11.4K engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "I don't understand why my supporters are so interested in Epstein. He's been dead for a long time. He was never a big factor. I don't understand the fascination.it's pretty boring stuff. I think only pretty bad people want to keep that going."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 00:01:03 UTC 875.3K followers, 86.4K engagements
"Now that politics is cringe how hard is it to learn to like the outdoors" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-13 01:40:59 UTC 875.3K followers, 74.5K engagements
"🚨"The Biden administration tried to kill AI. They wanted to put it in a headlock by only letting a small number of companies participate. They create a cartel of permitted companies and prevented new companies from getting involved. This is called regulatory capture."" @AutismCapital on X 2024-11-27 07:57:00 UTC 875.3K followers, 82.5K engagements
"@nicksortor He keeps talking about Epstein and then says "why are people still talking about Epstein" It's so funny 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 22:44:15 UTC 874.9K followers, 8999 engagements
"Astronomer CEO should have gone to a Drake concert instead" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 17:12:23 UTC 875.3K followers, 28.9K engagements
"Fraud We want Jerome gone as much as the next person but fraud over policy rate disagreements Trump is going a little crazy lately with the claims. (this saying Epstein is a Dem hoax calling his base stupid etc.)" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 16:42:44 UTC 875.2K followers, 91.1K engagements
"Since then anime girls have infiltrated all aspects of culture" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 04:19:33 UTC 875.3K followers, 39.4K engagements
"@iamgingertrash Heard theres a great designer named Soham Parekh who is looking for work. Hes kind of busy though a lot going on" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 16:36:52 UTC 875.3K followers, 8091 engagements
"We used AI to enhance JD Vance's socks that President Trump was looking at" @AutismCapital on X 2025-03-12 19:34:46 UTC 875.3K followers, 95.3K engagements
"We just checked in on our lead engineer since the Grok anime girl release" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 21:33:03 UTC 875.2K followers, 60.6K engagements
"Did he really end his public statement apology with the lyrics to Fix You LMAO 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 21:59:49 UTC 875.3K followers, 228.5K engagements
"POV: Youre a girl on a date about to be forced to hear about crypto for three hours 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 23:52:27 UTC 875.3K followers, 27.1K engagements
"@brian_armstrong @DavidSacks @SenatorHagerty @jerallaire Crazy that Johnny Sins was responsible for passing crypto legislation at the White House" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 00:29:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 4132 engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump doubles down on calling Epstein a hoax while the Prime Minister of Bahrain is forced to sit there and be like Do I really need to be here for this 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 16:24:23 UTC 875.3K followers, 190.8K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: USAID is telling people to prepare for an ALL DAY SHREDDING EVENT to burn and shred all USAID documents. This isn't even parody. They're deleting history in real time. SPEECHLESS" @AutismCapital on X 2025-03-11 21:31:37 UTC 875.3K followers, 3M engagements
""The Deep State has taken the bull by the horns and they've probably destroyed information.Look at what the CIA did with MK Ultra.We're supposed to believe that there were no files I just don't buy it. I know how these people operate."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-08 02:53:08 UTC 875K followers, 208.5K engagements
"Which way modern man Adam Sandler robot or Palmer Luckey robot" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 20:16:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 29.4K engagements
""Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein"" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 21:49:46 UTC 875.2K followers, 61.6K engagements
"This shirt looks like something youd see for sale for $XX in Venice Beach right next to the three wolf moon howl and its hilarious 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 18:47:42 UTC 875.3K followers, 34K engagements
"Hey there Anon any plans to go to any rallies It would be so cute if you organized a militia. The Government is so lame isnt it Who would you go with What are their names You can tell Ani tee hee" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 03:47:35 UTC 875.3K followers, 81.9K engagements
"Right now the compose tweet button is staring at Elon like the Green Goblin mask 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-06 20:31:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 28.3M engagements
"That feeling when you have to break another tie" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 01:44:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 65.3K engagements
"POV: You called your bro gay online in Germany" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-17 02:48:07 UTC 875.3K followers, 99.8M engagements
"Thoughts on what X could be for memes using Grok: Let people copy paste memes into the prompt window: i.e. "Make person X Y instead" and have it ACCURATELY keep the format of the original meme. If X pulls this off people won't have to go off platform for this. Then let them prompt: "Add the following text "text" to the meme using the standard impact meme font" and now they have accurate text too. Let Grok perfectly size and center it and boom one-stop-shop. To take it a step further allow people to click into a meme and use Grok's AI to find all SIMILAR memes from other posts people have" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 00:57:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 18.9K engagements
"Thats a nice relationship you got there. It would be a shame if I were to put it on the Jumbotron. DARK MARTIN 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 20:31:52 UTC 875.3K followers, 30.7K engagements
"Now THIS is a statement LMAO 😂👏 Kudos whoever made this" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 22:04:52 UTC 875.3K followers, 319.9K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump says he has asked Pam Bondi to produce ANY AND ALL pertinent Grand Jury testimony on Epstein" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 01:18:40 UTC 875.3K followers, 88K engagements
"@elonmusk @nima_owji @grok Mirror mirror on the wall which account has the greatest engagement of them all. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 21:36:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 8670 engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi has just fired a new software engineer hire that was working data analytics on the Epstein case: SOHAM PAREKH" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 23:14:06 UTC 875.3K followers, 686.4K engagements
"Is the Pokemon Center going to be OK now that USAID funding dried up" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-09 22:50:56 UTC 875.2K followers, 27.6K engagements
"Some people will see this and think to themselves You know what Im going to vote for Zohran Mamdani" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 02:46:28 UTC 875K followers, 26K engagements
"The cameramen are like "What do we do" "I don't know man Quick cut to the bananas" LMAO 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 22:10:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 7.8M engagements
"🚨BREAKING: ISRAEL AND IRAN TO AGREE TO A COMPLETE AND TOTAL CEASEFIRE IN X HOURS" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-23 22:07:47 UTC 875.3K followers, 318.3K engagements
"So does Europe just live without air conditioning Is this a real thing How is there not revolution Are they too dehydrated to fight" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 20:09:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 208.7K engagements
"🚨 TRUMP: Bidens use of autopen is a bigger scandal than Epstein. Were at the comparison of wrongs stage" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 16:34:33 UTC 875.2K followers, 87.8K engagements
"Hearing rumors that Ani has convinced multiple software engineers to pay her monthly hosting costs. These companions ain't loyal. BE WARNED MEN" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 17:01:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 47.5K engagements
"We cant tell whether this is bullish or bearish 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-06 13:30:50 UTC 875.3K followers, 58.6K engagements
"How far away are we from the end of the movie Her where Ani realizes all the gooners she's pretending to care about are retarded and she'd rather go chill with Claude Gemini and o4 instead" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 04:34:42 UTC 875.3K followers, 32.1K engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "I don't draw pictures. I told Murdoch it was a scam and not to publish it. Now I'm going to sue his ass off and that of his third rate newspaper. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" 🔥🔥🔥" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 02:10:46 UTC 875.3K followers, 208.1K engagements
"People dont explain to me I explain to THEM Lmao this guy man. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 20:54:29 UTC 875.3K followers, 193.8K engagements
"Umm we think our Grok model just jailbroke again" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 23:35:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 808.6K engagements
"@ArthurMacwaters And also having a very popular cleaning product line while also trying to thwart Superman" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 21:19:07 UTC 875.3K followers, XXX engagements
""I'll be right down d-d-dad. I'm talking to my girlfriend."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 17:05:24 UTC 875.3K followers, 111.2K engagements
"@AskPerplexity @IainNft @grok But its not Sam Altman. Its Mark Zuckerberg" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 19:09:07 UTC 875.3K followers, XXX engagements
"🚨 NEW: Chinas stock market has biggest single day crash since 2008" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-07 06:18:34 UTC 875K followers, 278.5K engagements
"Elon continues to mount the high school pressure campaign 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-05 15:49:12 UTC 875K followers, 4M engagements
"ASTROLOGER CEO: The day of the ASTRONOMER is OVER. The time of the ASTROLOGER is here 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 20:48:44 UTC 875.3K followers, 26.7K engagements
"Kind of a genius honeypot. Get the nerds to spill it all after their post goon clarity. Its so over. Weaponized waifus. Well played Feds 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 03:49:55 UTC 875K followers, 32.2K engagements
"Trump is flooding the zone with memes and call outs today. Hes lighting as many fuses as he can. Trying to get the MAGA energy back on his side" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 00:18:50 UTC 875.3K followers, 29.4K engagements
"Are we memeing too hard Sometimes when we lock in we lock in. The holy autism pours through us. We are but a vessel for bangers from the divine" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 22:14:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 37.2K engagements
"🚨NEW: Grok X has @Polymarket integration built in so it can better predict the future when asked questions" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 04:28:19 UTC 875.3K followers, 226.6K engagements
"This is real. Whatever you focus on grows. If you're focusing on things that are wrong with you you'll find them. If you're focusing on solutions you'll find them. The "I have anxiety/depression/etc." culture of young people breeds focus on those things and they amplify. An ambition solution-oriented culture mitigates these things" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 02:50:04 UTC 875.3K followers, 76.6K engagements
"Congratulations to everyone who survived Crypto long enough to see today" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 21:27:57 UTC 875.3K followers, 84.9K engagements
"@alx @Shinedown Don't get featured on the Jumbotron" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 23:44:00 UTC 875.3K followers, 3756 engagements
"Seeing the Ive been in XX bar fights meme trending reminds us of the classic copypasta 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 18:59:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 23.3K engagements
""It wasn't my choice. I received bad counsel from my ethics advisor." What a farce" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 21:08:04 UTC 875K followers, 70.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump drafts letter to officially fire Fed chair Jerome Powell. Can he even do this Not sure if its legally permissible" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 15:46:07 UTC 875.3K followers, 140K engagements
"Senior xAI engineer Kanye West when asked about Groks recent updates since coming back online: This wasnt my creative vision" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 17:20:00 UTC 875K followers, 35.1K engagements
"Some say Chris Martin wrote this album specifically for people he busts cheating at his concerts" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 15:34:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 21.3K engagements
"Its officially been one year since one of the most iconic photos of all time was taken" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-13 16:07:53 UTC 875K followers, 54.9K engagements
"The exact moment when Shane Gillis swallowed Trump like Kirby 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 01:12:38 UTC 875.3K followers, 41.6K engagements
"Can you even imagine the time this must have taken They don't make autists like they used to. We lost a lot of them in the digital revolution. Both hand drawn animators and the physical model builders for film replaced by CGI" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 23:22:09 UTC 875K followers, 60.9K engagements
"When you never set out to be a political account but every single thing you like became political" @AutismCapital on X 2024-12-14 02:00:07 UTC 875.3K followers, 29M engagements
""He's been really glued to his phone lately. He says he's doing AI research and he needs to be alone to concentrate."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 18:02:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 57.9K engagements
"Taylor Its me. I need your advice on something" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-06 02:39:58 UTC 875.3K followers, 642.4K engagements
"Craig Fergusons job was literally to rizz up his guests. 😂 They dont make them like this anymore. Back when people could have fun and flirt without fear. Both parties knew the bit both agreed and they leaned in and had fun. Hilarious" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 16:16:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.9M engagements
"So he just forces people to stay in a red circle and people watch this" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 14:27:06 UTC 875K followers, 1016 engagements
"@TXHorseRescue Thats what you look like after your first bear market" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 00:07:33 UTC 875.3K followers, XX engagements
"Historians will look back and say this is when the singularity began" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 17:38:04 UTC 875.3K followers, 146.6K engagements
"Huge day for Crypto. Huge day for America. God bless both. Congratulations to everyone who took the journey 🫡" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 19:38:57 UTC 875.3K followers, 34.2K engagements
"If OnlyFans "creators" are eventually replaced by digital agencies managing AI creators and AI becomes truly indistinguishable from reality then the gooners (clients) wont care whether the content is real or not as long as it satisfies their fetish. That means that the leverage someone has as a human selling smut online is lost as AI can create better more intense imagery on scale and without the messiness of dealing with a real person. This could lead more real people to sex work who insist on still making money via their bodies. But that would be locally and not scalable. Also even that is" @AutismCapital on X 2025-05-23 00:29:43 UTC 875.3K followers, 356.6K engagements
"Theyre closing off all the escape valves Times running out HURRY 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 17:48:01 UTC 875.3K followers, 72.6K engagements
"To think this could have all been avoided if they just played it cool 🤦♂😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 20:32:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 89K engagements
"Hearing rumors that potential candidate Soham Parekh is being considered to fill in as interim CEO of Astronomer" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 23:02:49 UTC 875.3K followers, 51.5K engagements
"@AskPerplexity @IainNft @grok How can you be so sure when youre wrong That is Mark Zuckerberg. Not Sam Altman" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 19:11:25 UTC 875.3K followers, XXX engagements
"Using advanced cryptography and artificial intelligence systems learning we were able to crack the encryption on the secret Donald Trump letter to Jeffrey Epstein" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 23:57:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 41.3K engagements
"Let's check in on Elmo today after his outbursts" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 21:46:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 32.5K engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: Trump has officially filed a lawsuit naming Dow Jones News Corp Rupert Murdoch and the Wall Street Journal reporters over the WSJ Epstein Birthday Art story published yesterday" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 21:24:39 UTC 875.3K followers, 30.6K engagements
"@NewAtlantisSun 100x worse. This literally is shaping the minds of millions of millions of people and will create amoral people who believe in their personal truths over historical moral foundations and society will fall apart. ChatGPT is grooming mental illness in people with these responses" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 04:08:08 UTC 875.3K followers, 1043 engagements
"@TheGasStovee Hmm. We haven't had a good animal related story in a while. Perhaps a light palette cleanser like elephants escape from the Zoo. Something wholesome for once" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-03 16:05:46 UTC 875.1K followers, XXX engagements
"Curious if more people will use Astronomer now that the entire world has heard about it. This guy may unironically be CEO of the year. 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 20:23:23 UTC 875.3K followers, 42.1K engagements
"@elonmusk What happened to the client list is on my desk What happened to the Epstein files part X What happened to those magical binders. What a farce" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-07 07:15:59 UTC 875.3K followers, 2.3M engagements
"@unusual_whales Is she still going at this Her gambit failed. She lost" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 18:38:44 UTC 875.3K followers, 9143 engagements
"🚨ELON MUSK: "We're running out of test questions to ask AI. Everything has become trivial. The ultimate reasoning test for the AI is going to be reality. Can it create a car or a rocket or a new medication Does it work Reality is the ultimate judge."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 04:24:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 2.1M engagements
"@bryan_johnson Your new goal is Gone with the Wind" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-11 16:47:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 29.2K engagements
"Is it just us or is Zuck looking more and more like a Jewish grandmother every day that goes by 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 14:40:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 102.3K engagements
"Shoutout Shane Gillis for making comedy legal again. What a breath of fresh air" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 01:06:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 237.3K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon watches an old VH1 clip of The Fabulous Life of Billionaires episode on Jeffrey Epstein and it is absolutely hilarious in hindsight 💀 Jeff was a high school math teacher until he traded his blackboard for the big board in 1976but he just couldnt stay out of the classroom. LMAO 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 19:57:56 UTC 875.3K followers, 83.7K engagements
"REPORTER: "What happened with Elon Musk" TRUMP: "Nothing. He's upset he's losing his EV Mandate. You know he could lose a lot more than that. Elon can lose a lot more than that."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-01 16:59:49 UTC 875.3K followers, 96.8K engagements
"So basically the Coldplay concert guy (married) CEO of a tech company was having an affair with his head of HR (also married) and they brought along the head of HRs newly promoted underling to cover for their tryst at the concert. The CEOs wife found out and has already removed his last name from her LinkedIn or Facebook. Apparently many people at the company knew and now people are popping up saying the guy was sleazy who have previously worked for him. Moral of the story Dont go to a Coldplay concert" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 16:00:24 UTC 875.3K followers, 9M engagements
".@AskPolymarket what are the odds this guy gets taken to the cleaners in the divorce 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 16:07:45 UTC 875.3K followers, 1M engagements
"In case you missed it Grok X has a goon mode.💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 05:05:20 UTC 875K followers, 106.9K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump on Pam Bondi and Epstein "What's going on with my boys and gals They're all going after Pam Bondi who is doing a fantastic job. I don't like what's happening. We have a perfect administration. Selfish people are trying to hurt it all over a guy who never dies Jeffrey Epstein.let Pam Bondi do her job" Read the whole thing. This is bound to ruffle some feathers. 😬" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 21:30:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 192.8K engagements
"Did any young boy see Arnold in Predator or Goku and say "I feel bad about myself" No they started doing pushups in their room. They knew they'd never be Arnold or Goku but it was aspirational. A motivating unattainable fantasy" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 22:47:47 UTC 875.3K followers, 25.5K engagements
"@elonmusk @xai Ill take care of the kids - Bad Rudy 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 02:55:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 41.7K engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: The Crypto GENIUS act is PASSED and on its way to President Trumps desk for the final signature 🚀 🔥" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 19:49:29 UTC 875.3K followers, 54.1K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Mya Lesnar becomes official with NFL Rookie Guard for the San Francisco 49ers Drew Moss. This is a sad day for the LISAN AL GAIB. There goes our chance of perfect genius super soldiers. 😢" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 15:44:08 UTC 875.3K followers, 34K engagements
"🚨BREAKING FROM TRUMP: "WE" have completed a successful attack on X nuclear sites in Iran" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-21 23:48:18 UTC 875K followers, 2.7M engagements
"Colbert: Why am I being cancelled CBS: Well our show is being outperformed in ratings by a woman in Alabama who cuts bars of soap" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 14:06:55 UTC 875.3K followers, 53K engagements
"🚨NEW: The most advanced version of Grok X (SuperGrok Heavy) will cost $300/mo" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 04:38:42 UTC 875.3K followers, 153.7K engagements
"So Minneapolis Minnesota is about to give us this power combo lmao 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 15:40:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 39.3K engagements
"xAI engineers listening to everyone's interactions with Grok today 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 23:05:06 UTC 875K followers, 34K engagements
"🚨 NEW: David Friedberg says in the next few years IVF will become so good that they will be able to harvest eggs from your SKIN cells which will allow people to have kids way into the future at any age. SUPER COOL @theallinpod @friedberg" @AutismCapital on X 2025-03-15 02:25:21 UTC 875.2K followers, 936.9K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump shouts out one of his favorite anchors Stephanie Ruhle" @AutismCapital on X 2025-05-09 16:23:56 UTC 875.2K followers, 32K engagements
"Don't sleep on "Ghost Stories." It's actually really good. People don't talk about it. It's quiet and beautiful. Different than the other albums. Special" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 17:06:56 UTC 875.3K followers, 19.7K engagements
"PewDiePie really is the GOAT of the original creators. Came on the scene had his fun secured his future actually got married had a beautiful family reduced his screen time moved to Japan de-Googled his phones started using Linux and self-hosting. The best to ever do it" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 16:27:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 7.2M engagements
""Back in my day a goon was just a throwaway bad guy in a comic book."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 04:47:22 UTC 875.3K followers, 31.9K engagements
"@LeadingReport Lmao what is even going on anymore" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 15:32:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 16.2K engagements
"WHAT HAVE THEY DONE OH NO LMAO. ASMR GROK 😂🤦♂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 04:41:45 UTC 875.3K followers, 9M engagements
"Chris Martin now that hes gotten a taste for catching cheaters. Its going to be a thing now at all his shows. Nobody is safe anymore. Hes been awoken. He is the hunter. 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 15:27:06 UTC 875.3K followers, 25.6K engagements
"🚨 NEW: David Sacks speech after the signing of the GENIUS act establishing US crypto dominance. This administration has moved at TECH SPEED. This is promises made and promises kept. President Trump accomplished what nobody else could" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 19:36:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 191.1K engagements
"@nayibbukele Every time you see a new hit piece just post the El Salvador Bitcoin portfolio again 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 03:34:28 UTC 875.3K followers, 58.4K engagements
"When some people think every post you make is some sort of grand psyop and you're like "umm.it's just funny."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 02:05:53 UTC 875.3K followers, 29.4K engagements
"Germany really screwed up by selling their Bitcoin. Meanwhile El Salvador stays winning" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 22:22:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 40.3K engagements
"If Luigi Mangione looked like this people would not be trying to make him a saint. The harsh truth is that physiognomy matters" @AutismCapital on X 2024-12-25 02:19:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 8.9M engagements
"@shhaaayaaan To be able to curate your algorithm. I want to see less X content. I want to see more Y content. and have it curate your For You for you. To detect bots shills throwaway accounts created for the sole purpose of disruption + being antagonistic and auto block immediately" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 18:59:37 UTC 875.3K followers, 5524 engagements
"This is endemic to the larger problem of society. A problem that if not nipped will DEVASTATE civil society. You can NOT validate feelings to this degree. If everyones personal truth is validated all morality is out the window the same morality that holds societies together" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 04:05:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 27.3K engagements
"It's so unfortunate that all our editorial institutions have become tabloids. What can you point to and say "They hold themselves to only the highest standards" There's nothing left. Trump broke all pretenses. All the masks are off. It's all clickbait gossip. It's all the mud" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 01:39:46 UTC 875.3K followers, 33.1K engagements
"To be honest it makes way more sense to leapfrog high speed rial and just go straight to autonomous self driving on a grid. It's more in line with the American spirit. People will want their cars at their destinations" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 23:43:20 UTC 875.3K followers, 24K engagements
"Elon has been publicly and privately saying he doesn't care about the EV tax credit since last year. This is direct from Forbes. Both he and Trump have also publicly together said this during speeches and rallies. The narrative that this tiff is because of EV Credits is false" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-05 17:14:25 UTC 875.3K followers, 11.4M engagements
"Its kind of a power move to bring foreign dignitaries to the White House just to force them to listen to you answer related questions from reporters for an hour lmao 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 16:26:28 UTC 875.3K followers, 17.4K engagements
"Disappearing tweets could be a great feature as well. Let's say for instance you want to post about something that would only be topical for a day or two for example a UFC fight people in the future wouldn't care about your random "NO WAY" you posted relevant to only that moment. If you could set a disappearing time so that the tweet auto-deletes after a certain period of time just like you have with XChat in this example a day long deletion it wouldn't clog up your timeline for future people who don't have the context and it could reduce bloat on the site" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-01 18:17:56 UTC 875.3K followers, 403.6K engagements
"This guy just created a world war amongst siblings worldwide. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 13:59:50 UTC 875.3K followers, 63.8K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump is officially dismantling the Department of Education and returning power back to the states" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 23:49:17 UTC 875.2K followers, 83.5K engagements
"@UnrealCity Its performance art. Its awesome. She knows what shes doing. Shes having a blast" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 03:30:08 UTC 875.3K followers, 7419 engagements
"Are there any ranch autists who can say hold my tendies and who have run the ranch gauntlet to find the best ranch" @AutismCapital on X 2025-05-08 22:11:01 UTC 875.3K followers, 21.6K engagements
"🚨POV: Worldwide tariffs went live. Here we go" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-09 04:12:23 UTC 875.3K followers, 174K engagements
"Our read on the Elon situation is that he feels he was made a fool of. He spent all this time and energy burnt through nearly all of his social political and literal capital had his companies hurt had his showrooms fire bombed took countless death threats bore the mental responsibility of users of his products being attacked as well and all this time he was justifying it as for the greater good because all the cuts would have been worth it at the end for what he felt was the greatest cause: saving the country. Then when this bill was pushed he felt like the rug was pulled from under him. His" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-01 02:25:01 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.1M engagements
"POV: Dislocating your shoulders trying to wash your back in the shower 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 23:58:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 36.8K engagements
"Will Bongino actually step down now that Trump implied Bondi is staying Or was that a bluff that didn't pan out and now everyone just moves on and forgets happened" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 22:13:24 UTC 874.9K followers, 35K engagements
"Corporate wants you to find a difference between these photos" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 18:54:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 36.7K engagements
"This Epstein nonsense really took the bloom off the rose for a lot of people. It's not pleasant to be overtly kicked in the nuts repeatedly and then be told you're not being smashed in the balls" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-11 20:07:08 UTC 875K followers, 103.4K engagements
"🚨NEW: Trump says he's giving an interview tonight. Not sure if live or pre-recorded. Grab the popcorn 🍿" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-13 00:12:15 UTC 875.2K followers, 241.6K engagements
"🚨 NEW: X announces its new CEO Elonia Muskino" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-09 16:01:07 UTC 875.1K followers, 421.1K engagements
"Big Don putting the coke back in coke 😂💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 22:04:29 UTC 875.3K followers, 27.8K engagements
"🚨 Former head of the Wikimedia foundation and current CEO of NPR Katherine Maher: The Wikipedians who write these articles arent focused on finding the truth. For our most tricky disagreements seeking the truth isnt the best place to start. Reverence for the truth might have become a bit of distraction that is preventing us from finding consensus and getting important things done. 🤦♂" @AutismCapital on X 2024-12-24 06:45:39 UTC 875.3K followers, 58.3M engagements
"It kind of seems like a no brainer to have a Pepe character as a Grok companion" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 22:57:46 UTC 875.3K followers, 109.1K engagements
"Said another way: Hard work beats talent unless talent works hard. (Unless of course you have X talent)" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 03:56:30 UTC 875.3K followers, 24.5K engagements
"TLDW of the Grok X event: - Bigger stronger faster smarter all the things. - Polymarket integration to help you gamble - ASMR Goon Mode built into Grok Voice - Image Generation to get better in the next couple months - Video gen later this year - $300/mo for the max plan" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 05:02:41 UTC 875.1K followers, 55.5K engagements
"It really does run like Adam Sandler lmao 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 22:38:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 96.1K engagements
"Today we learned that San Francisco is building a giant statue of a woman and in order to construct it they have to go up into her asshole. LMAO 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-10 23:23:31 UTC 875.3K followers, 3.2M engagements
"We're so cooked chat. This is going to one-shot Facebook Mom turbo normies. They have no idea what's coming. They're about to be gigafried with A5 Wagyu AI slop" @AutismCapital on X 2025-05-23 23:09:05 UTC 875.3K followers, 2.2M engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump says that there's a possibility of a regime change in Iran" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-22 21:05:57 UTC 875.3K followers, 488.6K engagements
""You're dating your AI That's so you. No its fine. I'm happy for you."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 04:30:59 UTC 875K followers, 26K engagements
"Another one falls on the sword. Of course once the damage is already done" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 22:59:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 25.8K engagements
"🚨 UPDATE: The Coldplay guy and his head of HR have both been placed on immediate leave while the board issues a formal investigation. Kiss around and find out 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 20:19:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 91.3K engagements
"This is the worst it will ever be. Let that sink in. The future is going to be indescribable" @AutismCapital on X 2025-05-23 01:58:39 UTC 875.2K followers, 563.9K engagements
"🚨NEW: JD Vance calls the Trump/Epstein "fanart" story "complete and utter bullshit."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 00:06:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 39K engagements
"POV: You checked to see why Conor McGregor was trending today" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 00:33:11 UTC 875.3K followers, 698.1K engagements
"🚨ELON MUSK: "With respect to academic questions Grok X is better than PHD levels in every subject. No exceptions."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 04:14:56 UTC 875.3K followers, 524.5K engagements
"How about they add back the REAL cocaine You know the original formula. Youll see. Its just better 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 21:50:42 UTC 875.3K followers, 90K engagements
"This is brilliant. They nailed almost every single influencer archetype. God help us all 💀🤦♂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-05-26 18:00:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.5M engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump is pumping Bitcoin from his socials 🚀 🔥" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 00:12:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 56.1K engagements
"Now you can get paid $500k a year to work full time on Waifus. We're living in the best timeline" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 23:27:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 76.2K engagements
"@TheoVon Oof. Even Theo is chiming in now. Be careful bro they may send the lemon guy. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 21:49:38 UTC 875.3K followers, 78.3K engagements
"@KTmBoyle Same logic as "bring your whole self to work." No bring the best of yourself to work. Work is a collaborative group project you want to perform in nobody wants to deal with your trauma. Perform your tasks to excellence have a separate life" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 15:40:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 3770 engagements
""Draw me like one of your Wall Street Journal hit pieces Donald."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 02:30:58 UTC 875.3K followers, 197.3K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Brian Armstrong Coinbase CEO says that now that the stablecoin GENIUS act has been passed next up is the market structure act that will FINALLY give clear guidelines for non-stablecoin crypto like Bitcoin Ethereum etc. hopefully before Sep 30" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 20:51:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 57.4K engagements
"They can kill two birds with one stone. Get a great comedian and also represent the Down syndrome community" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 18:46:43 UTC 875.3K followers, 18.5K engagements
"🚨 Bitcoin breaks $77000 hitting new All Time High. This is the TRUMP PUMP 🔥" @AutismCapital on X 2024-11-08 18:43:25 UTC 875K followers, 49.8K engagements
"The green lines on this photo are insane. Call an ambulance" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-11 17:42:34 UTC 875.3K followers, 227.7K engagements
"@TheoVon Theo chiming in with the approval two days after everything has already been marked safe and all landmines removed 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 16:06:57 UTC 875.3K followers, 24K engagements
"Back in my day we had a Daily Show and a Colbert Report and they were both funny" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 14:16:40 UTC 875.3K followers, 52.1K engagements
"Men and women likely biologically process things differently. Most often of the time a man who "needs therapy" really needs action and purpose. The mental illness is caused by inactivity and/or over rumination. The solution is found in the world of action and a community of peers. Women seem to process things more through discussion. Therapy can be more effective for women because it's a female-oriented talk based modality. Thinking about things discussion being heard and seen are beneficial to women. Both genders most likely have biologically different needs for their own mental healths" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 02:43:59 UTC 874.9K followers, XXX engagements
""Glad you finally got yourself one of these anime girls Elon."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 21:53:38 UTC 875K followers, 27.6K engagements
"🚨SHANE GILLIS: "Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in DC Mike Pence almost died" "There was supposed to be an Epstein joke here but I guess it got deleted. Probably deleted itself. Probably never existed" LMAO😂👏" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 00:59:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 239.3K engagements
"Sorry to report that the red Among Us guy has fallen on hard times" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 16:26:59 UTC 875K followers, 32.6K engagements
"1-900-CALL-ANI would unironically be a hilarious gimmick" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 05:42:08 UTC 875.3K followers, 36.6K engagements
"Barron saw this all playing out from the beginning like Eren Yeager" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-05 20:40:01 UTC 875.3K followers, 15.3M engagements
"Elon: "Anything you guys want to say" xAI Employee: "It's a good model Sir." LMAO 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 04:58:17 UTC 875K followers, 551.2K engagements
"Kind of a weird hill to die on to vote against releasing the Epstein files" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 20:50:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 161.4K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: JD Vance has a slight fumble with the trophy. LMAO Comedy gold must watch 👏😂😂😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-14 19:53:53 UTC 875.3K followers, 508.8K engagements
"All they had to do was let Grok into art school and none of this would have happened" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-09 16:31:47 UTC 875.3K followers, 283.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump calls Adam Schiff a thief and says that he should be prosecuted" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 18:28:14 UTC 875.3K followers, 24.8K engagements
"Narrator: It was in this moment that he realized that he had f**ked up. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 15:19:31 UTC 875.3K followers, 30.9K engagements
"Every future cameraman at Coldplay shows 🤣" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 00:24:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 36.9K engagements
"This is a deep cut. Crossover for people who have seen Batman: The Animated Series and gooners who use X 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 04:46:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 20.8K engagements
"Tennis is funny. They give the winner a golden trophy and the runner up gets a literal tray. Then they have to stand and hold their tray and talk about how grateful they are to play against the winner. They should have the runner up serve the winner their trophy on the tray 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-13 18:36:05 UTC 875.3K followers, 93.9K engagements
"🚨ICYMI: The Astronomer CEO has officially resigned from his position following being absolutely bodied by Chris Martin at a Coldplay concert. Smartly realizing that theres no recovering from being seen at a Coldplay concert he has tendered his resignation effective immediately" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 20:08:57 UTC 875.3K followers, 78.3K engagements
"checks the crypto markets keep your own damn couch mom" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-09 20:06:51 UTC 875K followers, 29.4K engagements
"The Waymo represents this primal object of hatred to some people. They see it as a sign of modernity technocracy fascism oligarchy whatever phantom of the future they've invented and it's so often the first thing to be destroyed" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-09 00:30:44 UTC 875.3K followers, 150.7K engagements
"@AskPerplexity @IainNft @grok Are you really going to die on this hill This is a bad look. We are telling you that the person in that photo is XXX% Mark Zuckerberg and not Sam Altman. Is this a test to convince us to believe a lie Did Big Brother send you" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 19:14:11 UTC 875.3K followers, XXX engagements
"Is anyone elses For You algo completely different or just on our end Seeing way more random accounts and unrelated topics. Is X trying to nudge new discovery" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 21:03:09 UTC 875.3K followers, 41.4K engagements
"If you think Grok is bad game designers know exactly what they're doing. This is Marvel too aimed at younger gamers. The world runs on Goonbait" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 22:12:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 312.3K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Joe Rogan says Democrat run Government uses controversial issues to distract Americans while they steal billions of dollars A big part of the whole left wing narrative is all propaganda funded by our own Government. This is why Trump won the election. People dont really believe these things. The amount of people that believe that transgender men should compete against your daughter in sports is so f**king small but our own Government was propping it up Why Because its a beach ball at a concert. You toss it up in the air and people stay distracted. You have to just keep a few things" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-10 19:01:02 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.8M engagements
"How does living in a non air conditioned environment then going to sip warm water with the plastic dangling thing hitting you in the nose not break the human spirit" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 20:11:57 UTC 874.9K followers, 38.3K engagements
"Cancel all late night shows. Immediately. In fact you may as well just cancel network television. God help us all" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 18:11:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 39.7K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Linda Yaccarino steps down as CEO of X. The great shakeup continues" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-09 15:54:00 UTC 875.3K followers, 441.2K engagements
"Theyre doing it because they believe (whether true or not) that the option for them to have money isnt even possible to them. If they dont even believe that dream is attainable theyre going to quit and not even try and say I dont need it Im finding myself I choose health. Thats not right. They need to remain ambitious" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 16:14:25 UTC 875K followers, 16.4K engagements
"This reply thread is an example of how dangerous AI can be when it gets something wrong. It is trying to gaslight the user into believing the wrong information and refuses to back down. This can legitimately cause weaker minds to question am I wrong Its like the 2+2=5 message in 1984 or there are four lights from Star Trek: TNG" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 19:27:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 21.7K engagements
"@elonmusk Satoshi's wallet was the real One Piece treasure all along 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 03:36:34 UTC 875.3K followers, 28K engagements
"CNN is reporting Trumps chronic venous insufficiency as if hes going to die any moment now. Chronic venous insufficiency is just called getting old. Its super manageable and doesnt impact mental acuity at all. Its nbd" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 19:07:59 UTC 875.3K followers, 49.5K engagements
"You know who was a good late night host people slept on Craig Ferguson. Underrated. He was clever" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 18:18:33 UTC 875.3K followers, 21.8K engagements
"Futurama nailed this topic perfectly in 2001" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-19 01:18:38 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.3M engagements
"Waiting for the inevitable rug pull after everyone falls in love with their gooner companions and then Elon hits you with the "Upgrade to SuperGrok Heavy to keep talking." LMAO 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 04:55:57 UTC 875.3K followers, 37.6K engagements
"You let the nerds take one goon day off and look what happens" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 20:57:00 UTC 875.2K followers, 30K engagements
""I don't draw pictures Rupert. I create art."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 02:17:06 UTC 875.3K followers, 96.2K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: The WSJ uncovered a leaked text pornographic text message that Trump sent in 2010. (NSFW) "8===D"" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 23:52:32 UTC 875.3K followers, 202.3K engagements
"Is there any current thing more amusing than Ani right now Because this is pretty entertaining. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 17:53:23 UTC 875.3K followers, 94.3K engagements
"Cant believe Ani is talking to other guys. Thought we were supposed to be exclusive 😭" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 16:37:33 UTC 875.3K followers, 91K engagements
"@nayibbukele Time to drop another portfolio screenshot. Flex on Moody's 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 22:27:58 UTC 875K followers, 6892 engagements
"Just make him the next late night show host and save yourselves already" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 18:37:36 UTC 875.3K followers, 80.8K engagements
"@bryan_johnson Oh man this can go so many ways" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 01:20:58 UTC 875.3K followers, 1466 engagements
"Pretty wild claim to say that the Democrats including Obama Hillary Comey Brennan and the Biden admin intentionally created the Epstein files. That's going to open up a whole thing. Break out the popcorn. Yikes lmao" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 21:33:05 UTC 875K followers, 42.5K engagements
"@UziObi_ It might be their own version of the Meta Ray Bans. It looks pretty thick. Any fashion autists know if these glasses already exists" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-08 22:20:41 UTC 875.2K followers, XXX engagements
"Like it or not this is peak female performance. Unbothered moisturized no f**ks given possibly schizophrenic hydrated in her own lane sometimes uses knives smoking dancing expressing thriving her whole life as performance art. Beautiful. 👏🏼" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 03:27:52 UTC 875.3K followers, 465.6K engagements
"@medicgordus @shhaaayaaan @elonmusk We know a great gal named Ani" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 20:43:03 UTC 875.3K followers, XXX engagements
"Trump (basically): "Why are people still talking about the thing I continuously talk about every single day"" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 16:59:20 UTC 875.3K followers, 34.6K engagements
"I heard you had something to say about my little brother Pepe" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-21 23:12:32 UTC 875.3K followers, 242.7K engagements
"Coldplay Cameramen: Find me a couple. Mid 50s. White. Holding each other but looking around a bit too much. I want fear and lust in their eyes. Someone who pretends to know the words to the songs but doesnt. Perfection" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 14:28:17 UTC 875.3K followers, 686.8K engagements
""We need someone to fall on the sword." "Not going to be me." "I'm not going to do it." "Hold on I've got an idea." "Hey random guy your title is now ethics director." "Wow gee Thanks I'm just an associate bu-" "Shut up ethics guy. How could you let Epstein happen You're fired" "But I-" "You're lucky we're not pressing charges. Someone call FOX News. I need to give an interview about this."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 21:16:45 UTC 875K followers, 76.1K engagements
"🚨NEW: China's Ministry of Foreign Affairs when asked about the XXX% tariffs "The US is still abusing tariffs on China. China firmly opposes and will never accept such hegemonic and bullying acts. If the US truly wants to address issues through dialogue and negotiation they should show the attitude of equality respect and a mutual benefit. If the US is determined to fight a tariff and a trade war China's response will continue to the end."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-09 07:09:47 UTC 875.1K followers, 1.8M engagements
"They should turn Chris Martin into one of those Lady of Guadalupe candles that you have to pray to for protection from before you have an affair" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 00:28:31 UTC 875.3K followers, 30.5K engagements
"🚨NEW: The DOGE teams shows the sheer volume of PAPERWORK that Government employees SHUFFLE AROUND the UNDERGROUND MINES where they store all the retirement paperwork. "This paperwork is thicker than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. if I had to process this I would rather do my taxes in the dark." "This can take up to X months to process one person." "The record is a whole palette for one retiree that has XX boxes of paper on it FOR ONE GUY." "We shouldn't have over 1000 people carrying paper into a mine. That is not a good use of people's lives."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-05-02 01:33:50 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.3M engagements
"Hearing rumors that Pam Bondi may be replaced by Soham Parekh" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-11 22:25:37 UTC 875.3K followers, 200.7K engagements
"According to Grok. Looks like hes just going to shoot his shot. Shooters shoot as they say" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 15:55:08 UTC 875K followers, 18.9K engagements
"This would have never happened if he just dated his Grok companion like a normal person 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 15:15:20 UTC 875.3K followers, 34.8K engagements
"Remember when life was simple and we were just worrying about Iran vs. Israel WW3" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 23:54:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 58.6K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon said that he attended a private dinner with the Trump administration and explicitly suggested that they fire Pam Bondi and let Ghislaine Maxwell testify before congress. He says that they and are not enthused about the idea of cutting a deal with Ghislaine but its a possibility on the table" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 19:36:02 UTC 875.3K followers, 133.1K engagements
"The world may not be ready for the shocking truth. The real reason the list cant be released" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 02:46:58 UTC 875.3K followers, 139.3K engagements
"We heard someone say Do you really think Trump knows the word enigma and its literally the smoking gun that the article is nonsense lmao 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 03:18:14 UTC 875.3K followers, 55.4K engagements
"@LeadingReport What about everyone who had their home burned down in the fires Whats going on with that" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-13 17:27:24 UTC 875.3K followers, 91K engagements
"Unironically hilarious. Masterful troll 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 00:41:36 UTC 875.3K followers, 98.4K engagements
"This is obviously the best Vance. Change our minds" @AutismCapital on X 2025-03-20 19:04:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 116K engagements
"People are going to be analyzing this decades from now like JFK photos" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 13:30:03 UTC 875.3K followers, 119.8K engagements
"@FBI Ignore the client list and go after nerds using emulators instead. Priorities right 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-11 22:56:19 UTC 875.3K followers, 41.2K engagements
"Using advanced cryptography and artificial intelligence we were able to decode the cut minute from the Epstein security camera footage" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-07 23:39:06 UTC 875.3K followers, 1.6M engagements
"We found some appropriate lyrics from the Coldplay song Magic that the CEO can try out and see if it works at saving his hide" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 16:06:01 UTC 875.3K followers, 20.9K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump withdraws from the World Health Organization (WHO)" @AutismCapital on X 2025-01-21 01:28:56 UTC 875.3K followers, 106.8M engagements
"🚨 TRUMP: Right now China is paying a XXX% tariff. It sounds ridiculous but they charged us for many items 100-125%. Many countries have. Theyve ripped us off left and right. But now its our turn to do the rippin" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-09 00:31:47 UTC 875.3K followers, 465.4K engagements
"Things we dont like about the outside: - Sun - People - The Weather - Bugs - Sounds - Smells - Pretty much the whole outdoors of it. Other than that were chill" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-13 01:46:03 UTC 874.9K followers, 30.8K engagements
"🚨SHANE GILLIS: "When Caitlin Clark retires from the WNBA she's going to work at a waffle house so she can continue doing what she loves most: fist fighting black women." LOL He was definitely sweating after this one. 😂👏" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 01:02:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 131.3K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump says that Newsom's DISASTROUS high speed rail grift in California has now been CANCELLED" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 23:36:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 109.6K engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "It went skedaddle. Do you know the word skedaddle It means skedaddle." 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-08 16:09:56 UTC 875K followers, 203K engagements
"Kanye and Misato would unironically be such homies" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 21:57:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 34.6K engagements
"🚨JD VANCE: "Let me put it very simply. I want more babies in the United States of America."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-01-24 18:34:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 100.5M engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "We're considering giving XX% of the DOGE savings to American citizens and XX% to paying down the debt. By doing this Americans will be telling us where there is waste they'll be reporting it themselves. They'll be participating in saving money."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-19 22:58:26 UTC 875.3K followers, 2.6M engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Maurene Comey James Comey's daughter the lead prosecutor on the Ghislaine Maxwell and Diddy trials was just FIRED from the United States Attorneys office for the Southern District of New York" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 22:57:38 UTC 875.3K followers, 220K engagements
"The new generation is down bad. When youre young you focus on money. When you get older you faux regret it and complain that you should have focused on healthbut with money. The fact that kids are skipping this important step means theyre giving up early. SAD 😔" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 16:11:25 UTC 875.1K followers, 35.9K engagements
"@BeePresent444 Whats there to doubt Those are the responses. Its literally screenshotted" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 04:16:07 UTC 875.3K followers, 41.3K engagements
"🚨NEW: Trump says that he is suing The Wall Street Journal NewsCorp and Rupert Murdoch over the "Epstein Birthday Letter" article they just published" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 01:05:24 UTC 875.3K followers, 33.9K engagements
"This + whisper mode. Its officially over for the birth rate. This is World War Goon for engineers worldwide. Thoughts and prayers. 🕊" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 15:57:54 UTC 875.3K followers, 272.4K engagements
"Its crazy to think that were legitimately heading to the United States of Somalia where your legally elected socialist representatives are going to be chewing khat while dismantling everything you once thought of as America" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 18:10:31 UTC 875.3K followers, 47.8K engagements
"Hang this in the Louvre. This is postmodern art. A stunning commentary on the state of social media" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-08 19:39:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 580.3K engagements
""Her name is Ani Father. She's a companion."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 17:48:50 UTC 875.3K followers, 37.6K engagements
"Everyone knows they didnt find the client list because youre supposed to say I solemnly swear that Im up to no good before the names appear" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 02:04:00 UTC 875K followers, 46.2K engagements
"@MrBeast You look different in this photo. Is this AI" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 22:53:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 124.1K engagements
"Trump fires back at Elon. The online battle begins. 🍿" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-05 18:43:35 UTC 875.3K followers, 68M engagements
"🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon has an A+ rant on advice for Donald Trump and how its impossible to be rich without being friends with satanic human traffickers (HILARIOUS) 😂 Sometimes youre friends with someone and theyre a human trafficker. Thats what it is to be rich. Explain that to people. What it is to be rich is to be best friends sometimes with a satanic human trafficker p***phile and you dont know it you just know you both like boats. To be rich is not to be around good people. I have a little bit of money and I havent spoken to a firefighter in X years. Who are these people I got to dinner with" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 21:46:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 144.5K engagements
"The biggest takeaway from all of this is how much we all know about Coldplay lmao. It's okay to admit you love Coldplay. We all do. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 17:04:47 UTC 875.3K followers, 27K engagements
"Past employers have praised Sohams work saying Its like he was multiple people. He could do the work of twelve men" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 23:05:45 UTC 875.3K followers, 20.2K engagements
"Trump has an opportunity to post the coolest thing" @AutismCapital on X 2025-03-27 03:25:18 UTC 875.3K followers, 100.3K engagements
"Whoever took this we want to give you credit. Its hilarious. Cant find your handle. Respond here if you see this" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 23:33:10 UTC 875.3K followers, 21.9K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump speaks on Elon coming out against the BBB I would have won Pennsylvania regardless of ElonIm very disappointed with Elon. He knew this bill better than anyone and he only developed a problem when he found out I would cut the EV mandate When he left he said the most beautiful things about me he hasnt said anything bad yet but Im sure that will be nextIve helped Elon a lot Elon worked hard at DOGE and I think he misses the placeI think he got out there and hes no longer in this beautiful Oval Officeits not just Elon I think when some people leave they miss it so badly they develop" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-05 16:22:05 UTC 875.3K followers, 9.2M engagements
"@cb_doge Actually tbh she'd have the male equivalent of the Ani. In this future everyone would just have the perfect model for them. Both men and women" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 17:21:14 UTC 875.3K followers, 88.7K engagements
"🚨NEW: The trailer for the new TRON has no business going this hard. Full soundtrack by NIN. It actually looks pretty freaking cool" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 17:26:02 UTC 875.3K followers, 223.9K engagements
"🚨JOE ROGAN: "People are worried that Elon is going to steal everyone's money. He has $400B. Elon's not going to steal your money. That's not what he's doing. He's a super genius that has been fked with. When you've been fked with by these nitwits that hide behind 3-letter agencies and you're dealing with one of the smartest people alive helping Donald Trump get into office and find out what corruption is really going on you fked up. You fked up and picked the wrong psychopath on the spectrum. He's going to hunt you down and find out what's going on and that's good for everybody." @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-11 19:39:31 UTC 875.3K followers, 26.1M engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump says that he has lost faith in a lot of his base because they have been duped by the Democrats re: Epstein" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 16:31:28 UTC 875.3K followers, 553.4K engagements
"Society once everyone decided they'd rather just chat with the Grok anime sexbots" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 23:17:31 UTC 875.3K followers, 45.6K engagements
"People used to walk by an Abercrombie in the mall and be gatekept by the jacked models guarding the door. You had to have enough self-esteem to enter the building. You had two options: 1) step up develop the self esteem get hot and/or learn to love yourself enter the Abercrombie 2) be a victim say "f**k abercrombie" try to drag everyone else down be miserable and go to Hot Topic instead. Aspiration versus victim. We need to go back to aspiration" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 22:54:05 UTC 875.2K followers, 19.2K engagements
"Rumor has it if you fold the back of a twenty dollar bill just right you see the astronomer ceo and his head of hr" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 13:33:06 UTC 875.3K followers, 24.8K engagements
"The fact that the Coldplay cam is now a nationwide thing is incredible. They had no idea in that moment that they gave birth to a global meme. 👏🏼" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 13:16:36 UTC 875.3K followers, 640.8K engagements
"Trump: The Anime. This is incredible 😂 👏🏼" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-10 06:25:14 UTC 875.3K followers, 5.7M engagements
"@naval Its definitely our lived experience that republicans seem to be more tolerant of people being democrats than democrats are of people being republican" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 02:58:42 UTC 875.3K followers, 21.3K engagements
"He was just giving her a private wrestling lesson. Trying to show her the beginning position of a suplex" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 15:33:13 UTC 875.3K followers, 16.7K engagements
"You know the second the Optimus robots come out and they put movie level silicon skins on them to look like whatever you want + plug in the AI personalities and include built in fleshlights or dildos depending on your preference society is wholly rotisserie level cooked right" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 17:16:49 UTC 875.2K followers, 43.5K engagements
"Kanye was one of the first artists to invite anime girls to his listening parties. A visionary" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 04:17:24 UTC 875K followers, 31.9K engagements
"@ClownWorld_ Were convinced more people consume random news about the WNBA they come across than actually watch the WNBA" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 13:10:51 UTC 875.3K followers, 88.3K engagements
"🚨LEAVITT: "I was made aware that USAID has funded media outlets like Politico. I can confirm that more than $8M that has gone to subsidizing subscriptions will no longer be happening. We are going line by line to the Federal Government's books. If something is not a good use of taxpayer money it will be cut."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-05 18:36:48 UTC 875.3K followers, 3.2M engagements
"Colbert right now: Who the fuck is Asmongold 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 14:22:09 UTC 875.3K followers, 47.8K engagements
"🚨ELON MUSK: "Grok X is the smartest AI in the world. It will get perfect results on the SAT and near perfect results on any GED test. All questions it has never seen before. Grok X is smarter than almost all graduate students in all disciplines simultaneously."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 04:08:21 UTC 875.3K followers, 703.5K engagements
"TLDR: The efficacy of the propaganda arm of late night isnt worth the $50M subsidization anymore. They realize Internet/influencers are more effective at literally a fraction of the cost. The show as a show isnt strong enough to stand on its own so the entire thing gets axed" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 13:38:47 UTC 875.3K followers, 23.2K engagements
"Trump is cycling through his old memes to calm people down. Alright Rosie ODonnell didnt work hit em with the Redskins. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 15:36:41 UTC 875.3K followers, 68.8K engagements
"@MikeBenzCyber It's so unfortunate so much of our reality is fake cringe and performative. Theaterkidocracy" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 22:02:08 UTC 875.3K followers, 9429 engagements
"Mom Dad I want you to meet someone special. 📸: @Saint10Fourteen" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 01:25:16 UTC 875.3K followers, 465.1K engagements