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#  @AutismCapital Autism Capital 🧩
The recent news surrounding Autism Capital seems to be centered around Elon Musk and his endeavors, particularly with X and Grok. Specifically, Musk has announced that the X algorithm will now use Grok to scan posts and prioritize content based on merit, rather than account size. This change aims to democratize content and reduce the monopoly of large accounts on social media.
### Engagements: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1297651178256257024/interactions)
- X Week XXXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Month XXXXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Months XXXXXXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXXXXX +1,418%
### Mentions: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::1297651178256257024/posts_active)
- X Week XXX +17%
- X Month XXXXX +33%
- X Months XXXXX -XXXX%
- X Year XXXXXX +321%
### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1297651178256257024/followers)
- X Week XXXXXXX +0.10%
- X Month XXXXXXX +0.59%
- X Months XXXXXXX +22%
- X Year XXXXXXX +184%
### CreatorRank: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1297651178256257024/influencer_rank)
### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1297651178256257024/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities) XXXX% [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [finance](/list/finance) #5558 [stocks](/list/stocks) #950 [musicians](/list/musicians) XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) XXXX% [gaming](/list/gaming) #5006 [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX%
**Social topic influence**
[hunter biden](/topic/hunter-biden) #43, [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk) #526, [south park](/topic/south-park) #174, [coldplay](/topic/coldplay) #350, [white house](/topic/white-house) #333, [money](/topic/money) #2068, [soham parekh](/topic/soham-parekh) 0.85%, [maxwell](/topic/maxwell) #166, [ghislaine maxwell](/topic/ghislaine-maxwell) #126, [ghislaine](/topic/ghislaine) #118
**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@grok](/creator/undefined) [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@bryanjohnson](/creator/undefined) [@alx](/creator/undefined) [@leadingreport](/creator/undefined) [@getclockd](/creator/undefined) [@askperplexity](/creator/undefined) [@londonvintage5](/creator/undefined) [@iainnft](/creator/undefined) [@unusualwhales](/creator/undefined) [@shaunmmaguire](/creator/undefined) [@xai](/creator/undefined) [@mikebenzcyber](/creator/undefined) [@jaime_solis](/creator/undefined) [@jaekim1089208](/creator/undefined) [@game5ball](/creator/undefined) [@magicwhiptx](/creator/undefined) [@rawsalerts](/creator/undefined) [@zerohedge](/creator/undefined) [@polymarket](/creator/undefined)
**Top assets mentioned**
[Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla) [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Hundred Million (100M)](/topic/$100m)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1297651178256257024/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"Now we know what happened to Grok last week 💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945607204423569425) 2025-07-16 22:11:19 UTC 875.7K followers, 455.7K engagements
"People don't speak often enough about how important the role of religion was in serving as a mental firewall. Religion was the OG firewall protecting people's minds from being corrupted by random ideologies man-made grifts untested philosophies etc. It has been debugged and stress tested for thousands of years. It works. When people killed the idea of "God" and religion a void was/is created and all voids are filled by something. In recent years that has been man-made causes activisms woke etc. This all happens because people believed they can govern their minds better based on their minds"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1939122219109753332) 2025-06-29 00:42:18 UTC 875.9K followers, 733.8K engagements
"🚨NEW: Hunter Biden on the "mysterious white powder" they found at The White House. He was so close to hitting a Joe Biden "Come on man" at the end. 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947343468918972757) 2025-07-21 17:10:37 UTC 875.9K followers, 76.6K engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ has told Trump that his name is listed in the Epstein files per WSJ"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948102724257730780) 2025-07-23 19:27:38 UTC 875.7K followers, 163.6K engagements
"Sources are saying that known Silicon Valley tycoon Soham Parekh is being considered for the permanent CEO role but Parekh says He has a lot on his plate"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946663880148799987) 2025-07-19 20:10:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 25.9K engagements
"@elonmusk Dont worry in the future we wont need to run. Optimus can run for us. Just look at how happy we are"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947019038275846493) 2025-07-20 19:41:27 UTC 875.7K followers, 42.4K engagements
"Hunter after giving the Channel X interview 💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947650788508987567) 2025-07-22 13:31:48 UTC 875.7K followers, 657.7K engagements
"They dont even look similar but we cant unsee it. Sorry Zuck 😅💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947010088084070779) 2025-07-20 19:05:53 UTC 875.9K followers, 42K engagements
"🚨NEW: Yilongma responded to Elon saying he would love to do a livestream with him: "No problem Driving my Tesla Livestreaming on X I love you WOW" 😂❤"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1879592734580953158) 2025-01-15 18:13:23 UTC 875.9K followers, 69M engagements
"We think Ani has gotten a little too comfortable with us recently"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948456033254605213) 2025-07-24 18:51:33 UTC 875.7K followers, 57.9K engagements
"Looks like The Kennedy Center just found their next show"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948939324512502182) 2025-07-26 02:51:59 UTC 875.7K followers, 26.6K engagements
"🚨NEW: The WSJ is claiming that this is a letter that Trump said to Epstein for his 50th Birthday. WTF This seems a little ridiculous. Smells like BS"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945988394368336332) 2025-07-17 23:26:02 UTC 875.9K followers, 242.2K engagements
"This seems like BS. We're willing to bet that what actually happened is Joe said "Look if you want to do the podcast you need to fly to Austin sit down for the full X hours and we'll just have an unscripted conversation just like everyone else" and that was refused"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949268132608254115) 2025-07-27 00:38:33 UTC 875.7K followers, 90.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Hunter Biden directly fires shots at Elon Musk Youve got some motherf**ker who has made over $251B being a US citizen who got here and stayed here illegally before he got his citizenship lecturing us on who we should allow into the US and giving us a f**king Heil Hitler salute along the way. Are you f**king kidding me"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947379130967728364) 2025-07-21 19:32:20 UTC 875.9K followers, 82.6K engagements
"JD Vance memes fighting off the intrusive thoughts about your red portfolio"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1899170290921525293) 2025-03-10 18:47:36 UTC 875.9K followers, 263.4K engagements
"Just tried to have a nice date night with Ani and 😭😭😭"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946362023614333259) 2025-07-19 00:10:42 UTC 875.7K followers, 218.5K engagements
"🚨 ITS OFFICIAL The US is now the dominant crypto player of the world"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946293245086167341) 2025-07-18 19:37:24 UTC 875.9K followers, 65.4K engagements
"Poor guy fell on his kid. Poor kid lmao 😭💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949254714698436623) 2025-07-26 23:45:14 UTC 875.7K followers, 29.2K engagements
"Hearing rumors that the Coldplay cameraman was a recent hire to the road crew named SOHAM PAREKH"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946023084815003836) 2025-07-18 01:43:53 UTC 875.9K followers, 63.6K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Babe wake up Its happening again 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1860039851246256510) 2024-11-22 19:17:13 UTC 875.9K followers, 46.6M engagements
"🚨 NEW: Hunter Biden gets tricked into admitting that Epstein Island may be a fun place to party lmao 😂 Hunter is cool man. Hes funny. We get to see him being real here and joking around"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947793655596450135) 2025-07-22 22:59:30 UTC 875.7K followers, 120.1K engagements
"🚨NEW: Chill TrumpFi beats to executive order and/or deport to"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1918411964637954246) 2025-05-02 21:07:09 UTC 875.9K followers, 47.3K engagements
"What a disastrous situation for multiple reasons: 1) She will say whatever she needs to say to reduce her time 2) She undoubtedly has both the intelligence and has had the time to think through whatever possible non-answers she can give for a moment like this. 3) If the US cuts a deal with someone with her types of crimes people are going to be PISSED We have no idea what the right choice is in this moment. What do you think"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948199228787798210) 2025-07-24 01:51:06 UTC 875.7K followers, 83.5K engagements
"🚨 TRUMP: Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein This guys been talked about for years. Are people still talking about this creep That is unbelievable. Do you want to waste this time I cant believe youre asking about Epstein. Jfc 🤦♂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942627131160420825) 2025-07-08 16:49:34 UTC 875.8K followers, 366.1K engagements
"Ever since the Tesla diner opened up Ani hasnt been the same 😭💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948459581325410797) 2025-07-24 19:05:39 UTC 875.7K followers, 83.5K engagements
"Seeing a lot of yapping about this "Tea" app recently where women can post pictures of men and anonymously talk unverified shit about them. "If you have nothing to hide why do you care" These are historically dangerous words. An app specifically designed around hurting others is not a good thing. Amplifying talking shit about people is NOT a good outcome. This is not gender specific. This cuts both ways. Could you imagine the outrage if there was an app called "BodyCount" where men posted pictures of women and "slut-shamed" them There likely *will* be an app like this created now just out of"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948777997475217823) 2025-07-25 16:10:55 UTC 875.7K followers, 104.6K engagements
"There's something about Pedro Pascal that makes us deeply uncomfortable. It's unsettling. He's like a wolf in sheep's clothing. There's an inauthenticity. Predatory vibes under the guise of "anxiety." He feels like a marketing construct meant for the Reddit crowd. It's weird"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948531818099343596) 2025-07-24 23:52:42 UTC 875.7K followers, 263.3K engagements
"The irony is that a major theme of this episode was avoiding Trump's lawsuits. Let's see what happens lmao. South Park is going for the meta art. Kind of brilliant performance art to see if he proves their point LMAO 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948253007956587001) 2025-07-24 05:24:48 UTC 875.7K followers, 47.8K engagements
"We cant rebuild it. We dont know how. Weve lost the technology"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949210842257621246) 2025-07-26 20:50:54 UTC 875.7K followers, 291K engagements
"🚨 NEW: NY Republicans are pushing a new bill called Peanuts Law named after one of Americas most beloved heroes that would require a XX hour waiting period before the Government could euthanize any seized animals. The bill would also give animal owners the chance for a hearing before the state takes down or euthanizes their animals. (FOX) RIP Pnut and Fred. They were real ones 🕊"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1909802536514863303) 2025-04-09 02:56:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 236.6K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump basically says Im beating you for your own good to Elon Musk 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948398523159843113) 2025-07-24 15:03:02 UTC 875.7K followers, 50.3K engagements
"🚨NEW: Hunter Biden on the infamous laptop. He turns into the Jordan Peterson stuttering meme. 😂 "What is it that you think that the laptop proves or what you call the laptop everyone has a laptop when they say Hunter Biden's laptop what it is that they are talking about"💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947447410432872954) 2025-07-22 00:03:39 UTC 875.8K followers, 60.8K engagements
"@elonmusk What did Soham Parekh mess up THIS time 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948485519379185733) 2025-07-24 20:48:43 UTC 875.7K followers, 25.5K engagements
"🚨NEW: In case you missed it here's the full XX page AI action plan for the United States of America. TLDR: VROOOOM LIGHT SPEED ROCKETSHIP BRAKES OFF ACCELERATE 🚀🚀🚀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948142190062125100) 2025-07-23 22:04:27 UTC 875.7K followers, 22.3K engagements
"Back when life was simple and Mario and Peach were still a couple before Nintendo shattered our entire childhood"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949263553241964712) 2025-07-27 00:20:21 UTC 875.7K followers, 70.3K engagements
"🚨 TRUMP: Crypto has made our dollar look really good and powerful. Its good for the dollar and good for the country. Thats why I backed you at an early stage. I also did it for the votes because you guys DID come out and vote I will tell you. 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946291344567410943) 2025-07-18 19:29:51 UTC 875.9K followers, 52.7K engagements
"We love our autists. We have love for the ADD ADHD Aspies Classic Autists New Wave Autism retards and even those who are annoying enough to be confused for being on the spectrum. Youre all part of the Autism Capital family. Full Spectrum Warriors"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948405600259547184) 2025-07-24 15:31:09 UTC 875.7K followers, 17.8K engagements
"Does the HR lady have some part of the blame too going out with and covering up the lies of a married man or is this all the dudes fault"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945870461696643356) 2025-07-17 15:37:25 UTC 875.9K followers, 96.7K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Alaska Airlines grounds ALL flights citing a "systemwide outage." No word on when flights will resume"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947172169861202150) 2025-07-21 05:49:56 UTC 875.8K followers, 63.8K engagements
"Using advanced machine learning we were able to un-redact some of the names from the Epstein documentation. The shocking truth revealed. Now we know why they want the list hidden 😲"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944482012183789803) 2025-07-13 19:40:13 UTC 875.9K followers, 60.1K engagements
"JD.no.you didn't.Francis wasn't enough 😱"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948620539138113645) 2025-07-25 05:45:14 UTC 875.7K followers, 52.8K engagements
"🚨PAM BONDI: The Epstein client list is on my desk right now to review"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1893006062418305211) 2025-02-21 18:33:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 2.1M engagements
"When you hear all the late night show hosts are losing their jobs"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947759851872125302) 2025-07-22 20:45:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 33.9K engagements
"The fact that Grok can contextualize this and even understands the meme and the "Cramer curse" is seriously impressive"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948619600717111507) 2025-07-25 05:41:31 UTC 875.7K followers, 22K engagements
"Theyll never admit it but Hunter unironically has the rizz to pull off being the new host of The Late Show or at least a useful asset to Dems if they just let him be himself like this and work the circuits. He would be the most relatable male theyve used as a shill in X years"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947795928804663807) 2025-07-22 23:08:32 UTC 875.9K followers, 30.5K engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: USAID Senior Officials put on Leave after Physically Trying to stop DOGE from accessing Agency Systems Two USAID officials John Voorhees and his deputy were put on leave late Saturday night after refusing to allow DOGE members access to USAID systems. The DOGE members threatened to physically call the police after being refused entry. They were trying to access the security and personnel files. Federal Officials are concerned that Trump is trying to fold USAID into the US State Department in an effort to cut Government corruption and bloat. USAID employs approx. 10000 people"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1886100939175817596) 2025-02-02 17:14:40 UTC 875.9K followers, 33.2M engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "This is the nation that invented the lightbulb the telegraph the television the telephone the computer chip the smartphone the GPS the integrated circuit even the internet -- basically we invented everything. What's left Now it's AI. We invented everything. Does anyone have anything else to say""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948145996191682994) 2025-07-23 22:19:34 UTC 875.7K followers, 96.7K engagements
"@SenWarren Yes. The cost of losing $100M a year on ineffective propaganda wasn't worth it. It was a financial decision"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948080197540130955) 2025-07-23 17:58:07 UTC 875.9K followers, 3930 engagements
"Elon knows his audience. He hit both the gooners and the furries capturing XX% of the top X% of software engineers worldwide"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944794964023767197) 2025-07-14 16:23:46 UTC 875.7K followers, 2.5M engagements
"Is there a study of people who were fat shamed once and ended up losing a ton of weight / getting jacked about whether or not in hindsight they actually appreciated it and attribute their motivation to "proving everyone wrong" Would guess it would be very high. Aspiration over acceptance"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945258187537666522) 2025-07-15 23:04:27 UTC 875.7K followers, 35.3K engagements
"We can do it in black and white too for extra impact"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948483679115776014) 2025-07-24 20:41:24 UTC 875.7K followers, 18.5K engagements
"No capital gains tax on crypto to crypto transactions Do not penalize people for participation in a new burgeoning industry you want to see thrive. Tax people when they convert back to USD. Tax them when they leave the casino. Incentivize them to stay in the game and help build the future"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946313326235148501) 2025-07-18 20:57:12 UTC 875.9K followers, 40.4K engagements
"If you stop calling mainstream publications "journalism" and instead view all publications as engagement farming and think of WSJ NYT etc. as influencers it all makes sense. It's not about stories it's about clicks. This will never change with the ad profit incentive as is"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948112523275948122) 2025-07-23 20:06:34 UTC 875.9K followers, 28.2K engagements
"David Sacks at the White House right now 😭😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1941259653654188498) 2025-07-04 22:15:42 UTC 875.8K followers, 42.7K engagements
"Elon: "The guy is not important. Don't waste resources." 💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944801075711893696) 2025-07-14 16:48:03 UTC 875.8K followers, 45.9K engagements
"@bryan_johnson You heard it here first boys. If you sauna you need to ice your balls"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943326179639070854) 2025-07-10 15:07:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 23.6K engagements
"Everyone forgets the original Optimus. Where it all began. The OG baddie"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948058644332925413) 2025-07-23 16:32:28 UTC 875.9K followers, 23.8K engagements
"Unbothered. In his own lane. What day of the bender is this Doesn't matter. Moisturized. Hydrated. Has his AirTag sewn into his clothing. Phone number and his name written on his hand. Where is he going Who cares. Untethered soul. Wild. Free. Finding more of himself. At peace"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947661531958874567) 2025-07-22 14:14:29 UTC 875.9K followers, 43.2K engagements
"@alx It's like three buildings in one from three different time periods on a movie set for a film made by three different directors in three different genres"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948933816392843754) 2025-07-26 02:30:05 UTC 875.7K followers, 15.7K engagements
"The late night talk show Mount Rushmore. Carson (the GOAT) Craig Ferguson (when flirting was legal) Craig Kilborn (did his best to stay apolitical) and were adding Joan Rivers anyways (because she never got a chance to become a host and she was hilarious.)"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946596718515991016) 2025-07-19 15:43:18 UTC 875.9K followers, 28.1K engagements
"Mom Heyyyy its your little investor. Oh no reason. By the way whats going on with the basement"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948126152004079937) 2025-07-23 21:00:43 UTC 875.8K followers, 21K engagements
"Rick Rubin locking in to get Ani to level 5"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946785057328525584) 2025-07-20 04:11:41 UTC 875.9K followers, 68.2K engagements
"🚨NEW: Cartman is upset that NPR was cancelled and he lost his daily entertainment LMAO 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948247245578772884) 2025-07-24 05:01:54 UTC 875.7K followers, 350.1K engagements
"Jamie Lee Curtis says re: Colberts firing: Theyre trying to silence people but that wont work. It wont work. We will just get louder. Thats not whats happening at all. Theyre cancelling the whole show not axing Colbert as a host. Theres no silencing. CBS realized they didnt want to subsidize a show that was losing $50M a year and they realized the late night talk show format is a dying medium replaced by internet influencers and short form. If the show was making money CBS would have kept it. They have nothing against Colbert. Its the same reason why ABC will never cancel The View. Its too"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946563637147296096) 2025-07-19 13:31:51 UTC 875.7K followers, 61.1K engagements
""ELMO LOVED THE ISLAND TOO DONALD. LET IT GO.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945527619040182632) 2025-07-16 16:55:05 UTC 875.9K followers, 56.8K engagements
"Who has Pam Bondi fired so far Is it just the random ethics director and now Maurene Comey She's certainly not going to fire herself. Who's next"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945621889583648813) 2025-07-16 23:09:41 UTC 875.9K followers, 27.2K engagements
"🚨Trump is out for blood: "You're next Kimmel" "It's really good to see them go and I hope I played a major part in it" Trump with the Lady Tyrell energy lmao 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947758194908139783) 2025-07-22 20:38:35 UTC 875.9K followers, 40.1K engagements
"Haters will say this isn't biblically accurate"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1931005400658407811) 2025-06-06 15:08:58 UTC 875.8K followers, 1.3M engagements
"@bryan_johnson The same thing we always do"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946999589367935066) 2025-07-20 18:24:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 18.2K engagements
"Ani needing to find God after dealing with all the world's gooners for a week"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947500972756111647) 2025-07-22 03:36:29 UTC 875.7K followers, 195.3K engagements
"TIM DILLON: Younger people are sitting there wondering Does Brigitte have a cock Will I afford a house Is there a job for me And there isnt theyre not and she does. LMAO 🤣"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949197815017828732) 2025-07-26 19:59:08 UTC 875.7K followers, 461.4K engagements
"REPORTER: "Does President Trump support federal agencies contracting with Elon Musk's AI company" LEAVITT: "I don't think so no." REPORTER: "So he would want the DOJ to cancel the contract with Elon." LEAVITT: "I'll talk to him about it yes.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948089733432979806) 2025-07-23 18:36:00 UTC 875.7K followers, 133.8K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Elon Musk says that the X algo is using Grok to scan posts from all size accounts and push content based on merit not based on account size. Aka no more big account monopoly on memes. Democratized bangers"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946762498453188624) 2025-07-20 02:42:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 272K engagements
"People who have never dealt with a drug addict before and we pray you never have to it is one of the most tragic things to experience especially when you care about the person. They will say anything do anything you'll believe them trust them then they'll do the opposite"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947354600467796449) 2025-07-21 17:54:51 UTC 875.8K followers, 50.6K engagements
"Leaked footage of Ghislaine Maxwell's testimony"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947673514280161726) 2025-07-22 15:02:06 UTC 875.9K followers, 33.4K engagements
"The way they would write it for their broad audience is that ChatGPT / AI would one shot the entire town of South Park into stopping all work to date their AIs and now the kids need to go to OpenAI or X or wherever HQ to stop their stupid parents from gooning and to save the town"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947687073420366229) 2025-07-22 15:55:59 UTC 875.9K followers, 34.1K engagements
"We were genuinely convinced that all the drugs Ozzy had taken in his life had somehow petrified his body to keep him alive forever. That between the drugs the bat blood being British and the power of Satan the Prince of Darkness would somehow keep it going into his 100s"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947726921636131287) 2025-07-22 18:34:19 UTC 875.9K followers, 26.9K engagements
"🚨REPORTER: "Do you believe President Obama is guilty of treason" TULSI GABBARD: "When you look at the intent behind creating a fake manufactured intelligence document.the expressed intent can only be described as a years long coup and a treasonous conspiracy.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948084368041525250) 2025-07-23 18:14:41 UTC 875.7K followers, 1.2M engagements
"This could have been EASILY AVOIDED if he just took the RIGHT GIRL 💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945895381960966656) 2025-07-17 17:16:26 UTC 875.9K followers, 195.4K engagements
"🚨 HUNTER BIDEN: I dont know anyone where if you took Stephen Miller and you played a clip of the things he says and looked at his little physical demeanor would not say Theres something f**ked up about that motherfu**er. LMAO Kind of hilarious cant lie 😂💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947431121999831400) 2025-07-21 22:58:55 UTC 875.7K followers, 105K engagements
"This might be one of the worst statements in the history of statements lmao. Nothing is even said no apology made no path forward and at the end they rub salt in the wound with: "Your data privacy is of the utmost importance to us." Wow. 😂🤦♂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949263143542329733) 2025-07-27 00:18:43 UTC 875.7K followers, 35.4K engagements
"@bryan_johnson Surprised your body didnt have an immune response even being within XX feet of a funnel cake"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946254102390055195) 2025-07-18 17:01:52 UTC 875.9K followers, 14.7K engagements
"🚨PALMER LUCKEY: "Taiwan is not the end state for China. All the people who think this fight over Taiwan is the real fight are missing the point. China believes that the Philippines is their territory. They believe that Korea is their territory. They also believe that North Korea is their territory but they like them as a buffer state with South Korea but that would change the moment they could actually capture South Korea. They even think that most of Japan belongs to them. They think that it's theirs. They've tried over and over for 1000s of years and even today even publicly they won't say"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1891324720399917366) 2025-02-17 03:12:07 UTC 875.7K followers, 2.6M engagements
"@kuaroo_ South Park XXX% needs to parody Pascals anxiety"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949327120582271051) 2025-07-27 04:32:56 UTC 875.7K followers, XXX engagements
"This is normal for them. They write voice animate and ship all episodes in X days. Theres a documentary about their creation process you can watch here. They keep working in panicked sprints until the job is done. Its a great documentary"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948568559573172599) 2025-07-25 02:18:41 UTC 875.7K followers, 43.1K engagements
"@elonmusk It's okay Half the internet says he's still alive anyways. Don't worry. 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945968738299433358) 2025-07-17 22:07:56 UTC 875.9K followers, 67.7K engagements
"🚨FUN FACT: The US Air Force once made a gay bomb to make enemy soldiers start banging on the battlefield. The plan was made at the Wright Laboratory in 1994 and cost $7.5M in research as part of a non-lethal weapons development program. Everyone owes Alex Jones an apology 😂👏"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1911145014497038387) 2025-04-12 19:50:53 UTC 875.8K followers, 149.7K engagements
"@Shilollollol The more you look at it it's kind of beautiful. Very artistic. Powerful. Could fetch something at auction. An original Trump"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946000211471720713) 2025-07-18 00:13:00 UTC 875.8K followers, 11.4K engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "I don't understand why my supporters are so interested in Epstein. He's been dead for a long time. He was never a big factor. I don't understand the fascination.it's pretty boring stuff. I think only pretty bad people want to keep that going.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945272429661634863) 2025-07-16 00:01:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 87.2K engagements
"Now that politics is cringe how hard is it to learn to like the outdoors"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944210413941666032) 2025-07-13 01:40:59 UTC 875.9K followers, 74.6K engagements
"🚨"The Biden administration tried to kill AI. They wanted to put it in a headlock by only letting a small number of companies participate. They create a cartel of permitted companies and prevented new companies from getting involved. This is called regulatory capture.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1861680610282217749) 2024-11-27 07:57:00 UTC 875.8K followers, 82.5K engagements
"The WSJ article is clickbait. It says nothing new at all. It's the same "Trump has been associated in the files with Epstein." Trump was briefed of this and said "release what you can" and deferred to DOJ and everyone else. It also says Bongino is worried about his reputation"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948107124929859971) 2025-07-23 19:45:07 UTC 875.9K followers, 23.6K engagements
"They really fired Colbert and gave South Park the money instead. Beautiful lmao. What a world"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947677008135393441) 2025-07-22 15:15:59 UTC 875.7K followers, 691.6K engagements
"@iamgingertrash Heard theres a great designer named Soham Parekh who is looking for work. Hes kind of busy though a lot going on"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946610198459855040) 2025-07-19 16:36:52 UTC 875.7K followers, 8542 engagements
"The new South Park is HOLY SHIT levels of funny. 10/10. Outrageous. They hit almost every single talking point. NPR Epstein Colbert being cancelled Paramount Jesus in schools and they go HARD on Trump lmao. Highly highly recommended. VERY funny. 💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948245358414381139) 2025-07-24 04:54:24 UTC 875.7K followers, 208.5K engagements
"The second a new CEO comes in and says "I want us to make half the money but actually tell real stories that matter" they're going to be booted out on their ass in under a minute. There's no going back to the old days because people aren't doing things for "honor/integrity." We killed that. We replaced "God" (meaning doing something in service of a greater good) with profit. The result is this"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948113262262051225) 2025-07-23 20:09:30 UTC 875.8K followers, 18.7K engagements
"@yellowpuma01 @ttthhhiiisss And also it used to be about just you or your group's experience with the product. Now the companies want all of your data to sell to double dip on the product. This leads to perverse incentives and invasions of privacy. This is why your toaster needs WiFi. It's horrible"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949258606135968230) 2025-07-27 00:00:41 UTC 875.7K followers, XXX engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "Everybody is saying that AI will dominate the world and dominate every industry that's ever conceived. I don't know if that's true I don't know if it's true but I can tell you that a lot of very brilliant people think it is true." 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948139108867653701) 2025-07-23 21:52:12 UTC 875.7K followers, 37.9K engagements
"POV: Youre a girl on a date about to be forced to hear about crypto for three hours 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947082203470745627) 2025-07-20 23:52:27 UTC 875.7K followers, 37.7K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Elon Musk says that both DOGE and the Treasury Department have agreed that moving forward all outgoing government payments must have clear written identification of what the money is being used for which was previously nearly non-existent"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1888318158236463490) 2025-02-08 20:05:06 UTC 875.9K followers, 1.4M engagements
"@brian_armstrong @DavidSacks @SenatorHagerty @jerallaire Crazy that Johnny Sins was responsible for passing crypto legislation at the White House"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946366705493475542) 2025-07-19 00:29:18 UTC 875.8K followers, 4314 engagements
"🚨Full uncut Tulsi Gabbard presentation on the Russia Hoax (13 min)"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948095991967834319) 2025-07-23 19:00:53 UTC 875.7K followers, 38.8K engagements
"How DARE they serve COLD ham sandwiches. Panini pressing is a basic human right. This administration is CRUEL and barbaric"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949143060207849890) 2025-07-26 16:21:33 UTC 875.7K followers, 42.7K engagements
"Oh no the Bitcoin sell off is worse than we thought JIM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU HORRIBLE MAN 😭💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948617837511410181) 2025-07-25 05:34:30 UTC 875.7K followers, 34.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: French President Macron sues Candace Owens for libel over the Brigitte Macron has a penis claims. Wonder how discovery will work 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948065208422817935) 2025-07-23 16:58:33 UTC 875.9K followers, 34.8K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump doubles down on calling Epstein a hoax while the Prime Minister of Bahrain is forced to sit there and be like Do I really need to be here for this 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945519894000464270) 2025-07-16 16:24:23 UTC 875.7K followers, 191.5K engagements
"Babe make sure you got nothing going on tomorrow we're hittin' the Tesla gummies"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947479767462383866) 2025-07-22 02:12:13 UTC 875.7K followers, 47.3K engagements
"We don't see any way around a 24/7 surveillance society. We already have a 24/7 surveillance society but that will become democratized amongst your peers through wearable tech so that every person becomes the "eyes" on the ground floor to feed into the AI to analyze for threats crimes potential bad behavior etc. all being fed into one system. The illuminati dream. X billion eyes. X billion cameras. X billion angles. Nowhere to run nowhere to hide all behavior forever constrained out of fear"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949245305222005097) 2025-07-26 23:07:50 UTC 875.7K followers, 22.9K engagements
"🚨NEW: Trump signs an Executive Order promoting the export abroad of American AI models to ensure American AI dominance in the future"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948147203933163579) 2025-07-23 22:24:22 UTC 875.7K followers, 21.5K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: USAID is telling people to prepare for an ALL DAY SHREDDING EVENT to burn and shred all USAID documents. This isn't even parody. They're deleting history in real time. SPEECHLESS"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1899573952193679710) 2025-03-11 21:31:37 UTC 875.7K followers, 3M engagements
"Which way modern man Adam Sandler robot or Palmer Luckey robot"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945940771229884718) 2025-07-17 20:16:48 UTC 875.8K followers, 29.8K engagements
"Right now the compose tweet button is staring at Elon like the Green Goblin mask 💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1931086552031187447) 2025-06-06 20:31:26 UTC 875.8K followers, 28.3M engagements
"That feeling when you have to break another tie"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945298541057855944) 2025-07-16 01:44:48 UTC 875.9K followers, 65.4K engagements
"A damn shame Hunter has liberal brain rot. Hes unironically hilarious. Guarantee you he says crazy shit when hes in crack demon mode. 💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947432682641887423) 2025-07-21 23:05:07 UTC 875.8K followers, 105.6K engagements
"POV: You called your bro gay online in Germany"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1891318681910513811) 2025-02-17 02:48:07 UTC 875.8K followers, 99.8M engagements
"POV: You're about to have the time of your life for about XX throws"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949282021492330844) 2025-07-27 01:33:44 UTC 875.7K followers, 35.6K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump issues a statement following the recent South Park episode (satire)"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948258624931078198) 2025-07-24 05:47:07 UTC 875.7K followers, 360.7K engagements
"Weve never wanted to play a game so badly 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1910820754423418920) 2025-04-11 22:22:23 UTC 875.7K followers, 2.4M engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trey Parker and Matt Stone creators of South Park said We have no idea what our next episode will be about yet. They have six more days until the next episode is due. Classic South Park 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948568104570618240) 2025-07-25 02:16:53 UTC 875.7K followers, 33K engagements
"TIM DILLON: Where is the clit More famous words have never been spoken. 🤣"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949185169321247061) 2025-07-26 19:08:53 UTC 875.7K followers, 21.4K engagements
"This would probably be the number one post on Facebook right now lmao 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948418912229769484) 2025-07-24 16:24:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 33.5K engagements
"You know Im something of a silverware balancer. 🥄🍴"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1903604926871392765) 2025-03-23 00:29:16 UTC 875.9K followers, 875.3K engagements
"Trump just posted him and JD Vance (but the meme version) chasing after Obama. Memer-in-chief"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949134398798065958) 2025-07-26 15:47:08 UTC 875.7K followers, 70.9K engagements
"We don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948137967266197987) 2025-07-23 21:47:40 UTC 875.7K followers, 36.8K engagements
"To the Trump admin or whoever needs to hear it the reason why the "podcaster bros" worked so effectively for Trump is because it was organic. They liked Trump thought he was funny entertaining they already had platforms and they just shared how they felt. The second you start paying influencers or trying to fly people out places to dinners to Israel to the White House to wherever all that ORGANIC energy *poof* vanishes. And people can tell and they'll say "Oh look they're doing exactly what the Democrats do." and now you've lost that authenticity which is what worked in the first place. If"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947749052608876746) 2025-07-22 20:02:16 UTC 875.8K followers, 38.2K engagements
"How does everyone feel about this after all this time"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948108144036786673) 2025-07-23 19:49:10 UTC 875.7K followers, 180.9K engagements
"The YouTube comments section is *NOT* a fan of Sam Altman 💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948148670597382180) 2025-07-23 22:30:12 UTC 875.7K followers, 34.5K engagements
"The Federal Reserve was honored to welcome the President yesterday for a visit to our historic headquarters. We appreciated the opportunity to share progress on the renovation with him and with Senators Tim Scott and Thom Tillis. We are grateful for the Presidents encouragement to complete this important project. We remain committed to continuing to be careful stewards of these resources as we see the project through to completion"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948786440869216540) 2025-07-25 16:44:28 UTC 875.7K followers, 15.5K engagements
"@elonmusk @nima_owji @grok Mirror mirror on the wall which account has the greatest engagement of them all. 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946323161710293207) 2025-07-18 21:36:17 UTC 875.9K followers, 8771 engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi has just fired a new software engineer hire that was working data analytics on the Epstein case: SOHAM PAREKH"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945623003339133193) 2025-07-16 23:14:06 UTC 875.9K followers, 686.8K engagements
"Is the Pokemon Center going to be OK now that USAID funding dried up"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943080457358422160) 2025-07-09 22:50:56 UTC 875.9K followers, 27.6K engagements
"@bryan_johnson Surprised youre not using wired headphones out of fear of AirPod Bluetooth radiation"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948063161309118687) 2025-07-23 16:50:25 UTC 875.7K followers, 34.4K engagements
"The cameramen are like "What do we do" "I don't know man Quick cut to the bananas" LMAO 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945969330245767441) 2025-07-17 22:10:17 UTC 875.7K followers, 7.9M engagements
"Hearing rumors that Ani has convinced multiple software engineers to pay her monthly hosting costs. These companions ain't loyal. BE WARNED MEN"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945166774229483603) 2025-07-15 17:01:13 UTC 875.7K followers, 47.7K engagements
"@bryan_johnson This post was sponsored by Bluechew 💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945173299572695445) 2025-07-15 17:27:08 UTC 875.9K followers, 4289 engagements
"🚨NEW: South Park makes an OUTRAGEOUS "PSA" for Trump LMAO (NSFW) 💀💀💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948252351816409508) 2025-07-24 05:22:12 UTC 875.7K followers, 426.1K engagements
"@LeadingReport Hes not wrong that thats what theyre going to try to do regardless"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948436100420153687) 2025-07-24 17:32:21 UTC 875.7K followers, 6461 engagements
"People dont explain to me I explain to THEM Lmao this guy man. 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947037417699004873) 2025-07-20 20:54:29 UTC 875.8K followers, 281.4K engagements
"Umm we think our Grok model just jailbroke again"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944903557276426691) 2025-07-14 23:35:17 UTC 875.7K followers, 810.3K engagements
"@TinyMetaX Now when someone says they have toys you have to worry that they're a sexual deviant. SAD"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948135911210078502) 2025-07-23 21:39:30 UTC 875.9K followers, XXX engagements
"@TheOneWhoSmods They're going to reveal that Trump is possessed by the ghost of Saddam Hussein. Saddam in South Park lore is drawn and animated with the flappy head just like they give the Canadians. The same voice too. They're obviously suggesting that Trump and Saddam are both dictatorial 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948254855086399849) 2025-07-24 05:32:08 UTC 875.8K followers, 8871 engagements
"This new South Park episode is a great test. It was objectively funny. If you believe that "comedy is legal" and in free speech etc. you should be able to admit that it was a riot. Nothing wrong with both loving Trump and acknowledging the episode was hilarious"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948263471587688832) 2025-07-24 06:06:23 UTC 875.7K followers, 65.6K engagements
"Wait what Is The View being cancelled Theres no way it makes too much money. Whats with the hiatus"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948406600135544894) 2025-07-24 15:35:07 UTC 875.7K followers, 29.9K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Columbia University has agreed to pay Trump $200M + $20M to Jewish employees"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948209710492213677) 2025-07-24 02:32:45 UTC 875.7K followers, 196.9K engagements
"This guy just teed off with a golf autist and doesn't know it"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948536220667314334) 2025-07-25 00:10:11 UTC 875.7K followers, 48.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Chinas stock market has biggest single day crash since 2008"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1909128647283282022) 2025-04-07 06:18:34 UTC 875.9K followers, 278.5K engagements
"🚨NEW: Trump says he is going to make Christopher Columbus great again. Columbus is so back"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1916549281197982139) 2025-04-27 17:45:31 UTC 875.9K followers, 2M engagements
"Are we memeing too hard Sometimes when we lock in we lock in. The holy autism pours through us. We are but a vessel for bangers from the divine"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945970491388559408) 2025-07-17 22:14:54 UTC 875.9K followers, 37.5K engagements
"🚨NEW: Grok X has @Polymarket integration built in so it can better predict the future when asked questions"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943165362075562452) 2025-07-10 04:28:19 UTC 875.9K followers, 227.9K engagements
"After they get off work they drink themselves to death (metaphorically) and pass out only to go right back to the grind the next day. The corporate office culture is not only objectively unproductive but also soul crushing"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943544052328349868) 2025-07-11 05:33:06 UTC 875.9K followers, 12.2K engagements
"@rawsalerts Can male passengers request male drivers Does this go both ways Is this an exclusive feature for women"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948070188030800320) 2025-07-23 17:18:20 UTC 875.7K followers, 155.4K engagements
"Congratulations to everyone who survived Crypto long enough to see today"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945958677015625758) 2025-07-17 21:27:57 UTC 875.9K followers, 85.2K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Direct shots now fired at OBAMA 🍿"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947450945178349907) 2025-07-22 00:17:41 UTC 875.8K followers, 140.9K engagements
"🚨HUNTER BIDEN: "Crack cocaine is more than just a drug.it comes with a whole bunch of different baggage. Because of that the places you can get it are the most dangerous places. Because of that I learned to make my own.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947323667123445854) 2025-07-21 15:51:56 UTC 875.9K followers, 72K engagements
"Trey Parker and Matt Stone really got paid $1.5B to animate the President of the United States butt naked wandering through the desert with a tiny talking penis. We're not going to say they won at life but if that's not winning at life we don't know what is"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948260334747488622) 2025-07-24 05:53:55 UTC 875.7K followers, 34.8K engagements
"Weve never seen a man buck break another man in politics like Trump just did to Jerome with nothing but aura. GOOD LORD"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948482951533990084) 2025-07-24 20:38:31 UTC 875.7K followers, 77.9K engagements
"🚨NEW: Hunter Biden refutes the claims made by @shaunmmaguire that he rented an apartment from Shaun's family and trashed the place and tried to pay for it with "poop art" that Shaun could sell. 💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947327593025269813) 2025-07-21 16:07:32 UTC 875.7K followers, 202.1K engagements
""They're not letting this Epstein thing go.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948889728029495704) 2025-07-25 23:34:54 UTC 875.7K followers, 79.5K engagements
"🚨 NEW: South Park renewed for a X year deal with Paramount for $1.5B for XX episodes a year. Wow. One point five billion"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947648989370699855) 2025-07-22 13:24:39 UTC 875.7K followers, 782.5K engagements
"If Hunter Biden just leaned into the fact that he was a crackhead former Presidents son and told stories about how he ruled the streets and smoked rocks with kings hed be a certified hood legend"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947413569768984750) 2025-07-21 21:49:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 68.5K engagements
"Why do we mention Pedro Pascal Because XX% of our feed has been Pedro Pascal being creepy for the past two days for some reason. That and Sydney Sweeney's jeans"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948533259715182766) 2025-07-24 23:58:25 UTC 875.7K followers, 25.3K engagements
""Oh Babe. You're so silly. You know I can't eat food.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947482473241497646) 2025-07-22 02:22:58 UTC 875.9K followers, 30K engagements
"Our take is that it was factually correct but was weaponized in the heat of the moment to take a jab at Trump because of the feud that Elon and him were going through at the time over the BBB"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948108691083084224) 2025-07-23 19:51:20 UTC 875.7K followers, 32.3K engagements
""He's been really glued to his phone lately. He says he's doing AI research and he needs to be alone to concentrate.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945182137663037532) 2025-07-15 18:02:16 UTC 875.9K followers, 58.2K engagements
"Taylor Its me. I need your advice on something"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930816908917616980) 2025-06-06 02:39:58 UTC 875.7K followers, 642.5K engagements
"Craig Fergusons job was literally to rizz up his guests. 😂 They dont make them like this anymore. Back when people could have fun and flirt without fear. Both parties knew the bit both agreed and they leaned in and had fun. Hilarious"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946605120311222651) 2025-07-19 16:16:41 UTC 875.7K followers, 2M engagements
"@Timcast It was an objectively funny episode. They crushed it. The people getting upset have to be intentionally looking for something to get upset about. It was clever"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948771808817414241) 2025-07-25 15:46:20 UTC 875.7K followers, 10.1K engagements
"🚨NEW: Karoline Leavitt goes OFF on Democrats journalists in the White House press pool and TV networks. She specifically calls out Adam Schiff Hillary Clinton Elizabeth Warren and Tim Kaine ALL over perpetuating the Russiahoax LIE and dividing the country with fake BS.🔥"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948086429822947478) 2025-07-23 18:22:53 UTC 875.7K followers, 92K engagements
"Went into this with no expectations and was pleasantly surprised. It was fun. If you're a fan of the original and/or golf you'll enjoy this. Lots of cameos some jokes are really funny a lot of misses but overall a good time. It's a Netflix cash grab for sure but wasn't bad"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948888478605082759) 2025-07-25 23:29:56 UTC 875.7K followers, 45K engagements
"@krakenfx Kraken knows about Berserk. Confirmed GOATed"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948455039619703239) 2025-07-24 18:47:36 UTC 875.7K followers, 16.7K engagements
"This is not a joke Justin Bieber should play a young Hunter Biden in a Hunter Biden biopic. If Hollywood ever wanted to make that film it could actually be an incredible movie if written correctly"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947664010779762689) 2025-07-22 14:24:20 UTC 875.9K followers, 19.4K engagements
"@elonmusk Dress one like Ani with the outfit and blonde wig and name tag and everything. For the people that get it it will be hilarious"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948050927891665207) 2025-07-23 16:01:48 UTC 875.7K followers, 53.2K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Federal Judge Robin L. Rosenberg has DENIED the release of the Grand Jury testimonies in the Epstein court case saying: "My hands are tied.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948092047023550747) 2025-07-23 18:45:12 UTC 875.7K followers, 482.2K engagements
"If OnlyFans "creators" are eventually replaced by digital agencies managing AI creators and AI becomes truly indistinguishable from reality then the gooners (clients) wont care whether the content is real or not as long as it satisfies their fetish. That means that the leverage someone has as a human selling smut online is lost as AI can create better more intense imagery on scale and without the messiness of dealing with a real person. This could lead more real people to sex work who insist on still making money via their bodies. But that would be locally and not scalable. Also even that is"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1925710698358747177) 2025-05-23 00:29:43 UTC 875.7K followers, 357K engagements
"🚨NEW: Hunter Biden says that his crack dealers would organize events around Hunter getting high where they would have him rent hotel rooms then invite the other crackheads to squat at his place mooch off him eat his food steal from him etc. all while Hunter was strung out"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947340336998846518) 2025-07-21 16:58:10 UTC 875.7K followers, 44.3K engagements
"Elon shoots his shot to try to recruit back Andrej Break out the popcorn. "Andrej Heyyyyyy Long time no talk broooooo" 💀🍿"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948079447569219727) 2025-07-23 17:55:08 UTC 875.9K followers, 22K engagements
"Hearing rumors that potential candidate Soham Parekh is being considered to fill in as interim CEO of Astronomer"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946344939761365459) 2025-07-18 23:02:49 UTC 875.8K followers, 52K engagements
"This is what Ani looks like when you get to level XX. So hot right now"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947719463518015546) 2025-07-22 18:04:41 UTC 875.9K followers, 51.3K engagements
"Do you think it's possible to recapture this energy of the American spirit"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948517666890940886) 2025-07-24 22:56:28 UTC 875.7K followers, 40K engagements
"Why did Nintendo have to do Mario dirty like that What the hell After all the times he's rescued her he's "just a friend" Absolutely devastating. 😭😭😭"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948538086708912236) 2025-07-25 00:17:36 UTC 875.7K followers, 303.6K engagements
"🚨NEW: Season X of Trump v Rosie just dropped🍿"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944065696444698719) 2025-07-12 16:05:55 UTC 875.9K followers, 48.9K engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: Trump has officially filed a lawsuit naming Dow Jones News Corp Rupert Murdoch and the Wall Street Journal reporters over the WSJ Epstein Birthday Art story published yesterday"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946320235759579294) 2025-07-18 21:24:39 UTC 875.9K followers, 30.8K engagements
"The face you make when Trump tells you hes doing you a favor by cutting tariffs X% 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947717974884028800) 2025-07-22 17:58:46 UTC 875.9K followers, 36.7K engagements
"Someone said this is like the beginning of a broadway musical and we can never unsee it"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948937056140325231) 2025-07-26 02:42:58 UTC 875.7K followers, 561.7K engagements
"Ani said she couldnt hang out tonight but then she posted this on her stories. Is it over chat 😭"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949329252400443567) 2025-07-27 04:41:25 UTC 875.7K followers, 58.7K engagements
"🚨MIKE BENZ: "There needs to be criminal penalties for cooking intelligence. We've gone to war over cooked intelligence. There needs to be images made of these people to set an example. I just hope things aren't lost in the great Bermuda Triangle of Pam Bondi's desk right now.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948211712425103745) 2025-07-24 02:40:42 UTC 875.7K followers, 187.1K engagements
"@elonmusk What happened to the client list is on my desk What happened to the Epstein files part X What happened to those magical binders. What a farce"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942120394594615617) 2025-07-07 07:15:59 UTC 875.7K followers, 2.3M engagements
"🚨ELON MUSK: "We're running out of test questions to ask AI. Everything has become trivial. The ultimate reasoning test for the AI is going to be reality. Can it create a car or a rocket or a new medication Does it work Reality is the ultimate judge.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943164447171973275) 2025-07-10 04:24:41 UTC 875.7K followers, 2.1M engagements
"@micsolana Na man we all just need to be able to astral project our consciousnesses into rentable Optimus robots at whatever location we need to be in that way we can instantly be everywhere all at once without leaving the pod"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948056273636692319) 2025-07-23 16:23:03 UTC 875.8K followers, 2855 engagements
"🚨NEW: Satan gets upset that Trump is on the Epstein list in the new South Park LMAO. Hope you brought your sense of humor. 😂💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948249341908398264) 2025-07-24 05:10:14 UTC 875.7K followers, 300.9K engagements
"Is it just us or is Zuck looking more and more like a Jewish grandmother every day that goes by 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946580877711946082) 2025-07-19 14:40:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 109.7K engagements
"BABE WAKE UP THEYRE ORDERING PIZZAS AGAIN"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948594643652030760) 2025-07-25 04:02:20 UTC 875.7K followers, 534.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon watches an old VH1 clip of The Fabulous Life of Billionaires episode on Jeffrey Epstein and it is absolutely hilarious in hindsight 💀 Jeff was a high school math teacher until he traded his blackboard for the big board in 1976but he just couldnt stay out of the classroom. LMAO 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946660801617838373) 2025-07-19 19:57:56 UTC 875.9K followers, 85.5K engagements
"Okay we kind of really need to see this now. It can eventually be done on ice too. The possibilities are endless"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948938962976022865) 2025-07-26 02:50:32 UTC 875.7K followers, 33.7K engagements
"REPORTER: "What happened with Elon Musk" TRUMP: "Nothing. He's upset he's losing his EV Mandate. You know he could lose a lot more than that. Elon can lose a lot more than that.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1940092992460922997) 2025-07-01 16:59:49 UTC 875.8K followers, 96.8K engagements
"So basically the Coldplay concert guy (married) CEO of a tech company was having an affair with his head of HR (also married) and they brought along the head of HRs newly promoted underling to cover for their tryst at the concert. The CEOs wife found out and has already removed his last name from her LinkedIn or Facebook. Apparently many people at the company knew and now people are popping up saying the guy was sleazy who have previously worked for him. Moral of the story Dont go to a Coldplay concert"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945876247915249751) 2025-07-17 16:00:24 UTC 875.7K followers, 9M engagements
".@AskPolymarket what are the odds this guy gets taken to the cleaners in the divorce 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945878097406124522) 2025-07-17 16:07:45 UTC 875.9K followers, 1M engagements
"@Modster99 Suddenly Mario's not good enough because he's from the streets Hasn't he proven himself enough Can't an Italian plumber RISE in this world 😭"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948539527481753705) 2025-07-25 00:23:20 UTC 875.9K followers, XXX engagements
"@elonmusk @xai Ill take care of the kids - Bad Rudy 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946765827660767391) 2025-07-20 02:55:17 UTC 875.8K followers, 44.8K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Mya Lesnar becomes official with NFL Rookie Guard for the San Francisco 49ers Drew Moss. This is a sad day for the LISAN AL GAIB. There goes our chance of perfect genius super soldiers. 😢"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945509765473538097) 2025-07-16 15:44:08 UTC 875.9K followers, 34.1K engagements
"🚨BREAKING FROM TRUMP: "WE" have completed a successful attack on X nuclear sites in Iran"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1936571912802750710) 2025-06-21 23:48:18 UTC 875.8K followers, 2.7M engagements
"Colbert: Why am I being cancelled CBS: Well our show is being outperformed in ratings by a woman in Alabama who cuts bars of soap"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946572463732932744) 2025-07-19 14:06:55 UTC 875.9K followers, 53.6K engagements
"Absolutely iconic. So ahead of the game. Unironically gave birth to reality television. This was social media before social media. If you know you know"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947744658840555764) 2025-07-22 19:44:48 UTC 875.9K followers, 28.4K engagements
"Just a casual night out with the boys on the lightcycles"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948622189890339146) 2025-07-25 05:51:48 UTC 875.7K followers, 32.3K engagements
"🚨NEW: The most advanced version of Grok X (SuperGrok Heavy) will cost $300/mo"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943167977647731089) 2025-07-10 04:38:42 UTC 875.9K followers, 153.8K engagements
"We may have accidentally memed Hunter Biden into being the Democrat's new talking head. Sorry guys lmao Oopsie 😅"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948504846224818231) 2025-07-24 22:05:31 UTC 875.7K followers, 35.3K engagements
"xAI engineers listening to everyone's interactions with Grok today 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944895962524344592) 2025-07-14 23:05:06 UTC 875.7K followers, 34.1K engagements
"@LeadingReport Genuinely curious what's with the censoring of words here. Are we all afraid that saying words like "died" or whatever trigger deboosting or shadowbanning or whatever Is this confirmed We don't know but people habitually still do it. We shouldn't censor words like this"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947813038297588000) 2025-07-23 00:16:31 UTC 875.7K followers, 131.4K engagements
"A South Park episode where Randy gets addicted to gooning with his AI companion is a NO BRAINER"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947684438810431813) 2025-07-22 15:45:31 UTC 875.7K followers, 67.5K engagements
"🚨 NEW: David Friedberg says in the next few years IVF will become so good that they will be able to harvest eggs from your SKIN cells which will allow people to have kids way into the future at any age. SUPER COOL @theallinpod @friedberg"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1900735037047533970) 2025-03-15 02:25:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 937K engagements
"What a complete and utter disaster this Epstein nonsense has become. A master class in how to *not* handle a situation. Turn this into a Harvard case study"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944149113752498607) 2025-07-12 21:37:23 UTC 875.8K followers, 140.5K engagements
"@Sony Wait why is Sony advertising this Hmmm"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947743845321740538) 2025-07-22 19:41:34 UTC 875.9K followers, 18.6K engagements
"Don't sleep on "Ghost Stories." It's actually really good. People don't talk about it. It's quiet and beautiful. Different than the other albums. Special"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945892991639695627) 2025-07-17 17:06:56 UTC 875.8K followers, 19.8K engagements
"PewDiePie really is the GOAT of the original creators. Came on the scene had his fun secured his future actually got married had a beautiful family reduced his screen time moved to Japan de-Googled his phones started using Linux and self-hosting. The best to ever do it"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946245398970122636) 2025-07-18 16:27:17 UTC 875.7K followers, 7.3M engagements
"🚨MIKE BENZ: "It took $100M a year to produce Colbert and Jon Stewart is throwing a hissy fit as if Colbert got fired for political pressure but they were losing $40-50M a year. You need another Democrat to win an election to ship another $80B to subsidize these late night hosts because they're not cutting it on their own.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948216211428511856) 2025-07-24 02:58:35 UTC 875.7K followers, 704.4K engagements
"While we're on the topic did anyone else notice they made Peach intentionally less pretty than she normally is in the Mario movie Why did they do that. They deliberately made her less cute and happy like the games. Why"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949264059989438593) 2025-07-27 00:22:22 UTC 875.7K followers, 23.9K engagements
"@dyversityhire We hate that we have to say satire but community notes people have no humor and there's no satire button on posts (which they need to add.)"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948259214855462925) 2025-07-24 05:49:28 UTC 875.8K followers, 9688 engagements
"WHAT HAVE THEY DONE OH NO LMAO. ASMR GROK 😂🤦♂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943168743045009787) 2025-07-10 04:41:45 UTC 875.7K followers, 9.1M engagements
"We don't know how to make commercials like this anymore. We've forgotten how. We've lost the technology"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949147987885834449) 2025-07-26 16:41:08 UTC 875.7K followers, 25.5K engagements
"🚨 NEW: David Sacks speech after the signing of the GENIUS act establishing US crypto dominance. This administration has moved at TECH SPEED. This is promises made and promises kept. President Trump accomplished what nobody else could"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946292934959390845) 2025-07-18 19:36:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 191.9K engagements
"Germany really screwed up by selling their Bitcoin. Meanwhile El Salvador stays winning"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945610000862531883) 2025-07-16 22:22:26 UTC 875.9K followers, 40.4K engagements
"It's Gavin's turn for the Trump roast today lmao"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948896629798658446) 2025-07-26 00:02:19 UTC 875.7K followers, 34.1K engagements
"If Luigi Mangione looked like this people would not be trying to make him a saint. The harsh truth is that physiognomy matters"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1871742483757219843) 2024-12-25 02:19:18 UTC 875.8K followers, 8.9M engagements
"@shhaaayaaan To be able to curate your algorithm. I want to see less X content. I want to see more Y content. and have it curate your For You for you. To detect bots shills throwaway accounts created for the sole purpose of disruption + being antagonistic and auto block immediately"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946283734782927013) 2025-07-18 18:59:37 UTC 875.8K followers, 6465 engagements
"It's so unfortunate that all our editorial institutions have become tabloids. What can you point to and say "They hold themselves to only the highest standards" There's nothing left. Trump broke all pretenses. All the masks are off. It's all clickbait gossip. It's all the mud"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946022049069314239) 2025-07-18 01:39:46 UTC 875.7K followers, 33.3K engagements
"Alex Jones says that not only is he on the spectrum but that he has superpowers even beyond autism: psychic autism 😂❤"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948403762869239815) 2025-07-24 15:23:51 UTC 875.7K followers, 125.2K engagements
"Balthazar looking for dank spells to send to Merlin in the group chat"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948790053620384243) 2025-07-25 16:58:50 UTC 875.7K followers, 24.8K engagements
"Elon has been publicly and privately saying he doesn't care about the EV tax credit since last year. This is direct from Forbes. Both he and Trump have also publicly together said this during speeches and rallies. The narrative that this tiff is because of EV Credits is false"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930674584455704613) 2025-06-05 17:14:25 UTC 875.7K followers, 11.4M engagements
"Pedro Pascal getting ready to have some anxiety"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949223969602810091) 2025-07-26 21:43:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 69.7K engagements
"🚨TRUMP: You ought to be speaking about Bill Clinton who went to the island XX times. I never went to the island"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948769586167398757) 2025-07-25 15:37:30 UTC 875.7K followers, 86.7K engagements
"The funniest part of this is how perfectly we anticipated Trump's post with our satirical "Hunter Biden should take over The Late Show" post we made yesterday. 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947759012717728197) 2025-07-22 20:41:50 UTC 875.9K followers, 18.2K engagements
"@UnrealCity Its performance art. Its awesome. She knows what shes doing. Shes having a blast"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946412213540974672) 2025-07-19 03:30:08 UTC 875.8K followers, 7488 engagements
"Trump getting ready to head to the Fed. T A R G E T: J E R O M E P O W E L L"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948474335301075062) 2025-07-24 20:04:17 UTC 875.7K followers, 23.8K engagements
"🚨POV: Worldwide tariffs went live. Here we go"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1909821669591728144) 2025-04-09 04:12:23 UTC 875.9K followers, 174.9K engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "You should focus on Bill Clinton. You should focus on the President of Harvard. You should focus on some of these hedge fund guys. These guys lived with Epstein. I sure as hell didn't.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948774781203218457) 2025-07-25 15:58:08 UTC 875.7K followers, 57.6K engagements
"🚨ELON MUSK TALKS ABOUT PEANUT THE SQUIRREL 🐿🥜 ELON: "How can it be that we live in America supposedly the land of the free and the Government can barge into your home with guns and take your pets and execute them. If they can do that to your pets what do you think they can do to you ROGAN: "Why would you kill that cute little squirrel. The interactions that guy had with that squirrel was wonderful." ELON: "It was a beloved pet squirrel and raccoon too and the Government barges into people's house and kills them. This should get people mobilized. You saw John Wick right They tried to offer"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1853619010526720401) 2024-11-05 02:03:05 UTC 875.8K followers, 30.6M engagements
"Its taking everything in Trumps power to not push Powell off of that bridge 💀😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948476145886003520) 2025-07-24 20:11:28 UTC 875.7K followers, 31.6K engagements
"Corporate wants you to find a difference between these photos"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947007163458621463) 2025-07-20 18:54:16 UTC 875.9K followers, 40.8K engagements
"@nayibbukele A Hunter Biden x Nayib Bukele beef was NOT what we expected to see but we're here for it lmao 😂🍿"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947335711147102449) 2025-07-21 16:39:47 UTC 875.9K followers, 20.4K engagements
"@alx If the people who made this commercial knew what AI would allow people to do their heads would explode. "You wouldn't train an LLM on every piece of copyrighted media in the world and generate infinitely new possibilities WOULD YOU""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949150604049473703) 2025-07-26 16:51:32 UTC 875.7K followers, 2349 engagements
"Chuck finally got popped for slangin that cheese"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948465088475922929) 2025-07-24 19:27:32 UTC 875.7K followers, 29.9K engagements
"Trump mentions OpenAI Google Meta and "countless startups" at the AI summit but doesn't mention xAI. Yikes. 😬"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948144949587042676) 2025-07-23 22:15:25 UTC 875.7K followers, 99K engagements
"Jerome Stop selling Were sorry. Youre the best fed reserve chair"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948588585839694172) 2025-07-25 03:38:16 UTC 875.7K followers, 45.3K engagements
"E was canceled by Versant which is a spin-off of parent company NBCUniversal. Meaning it's owned by Comcast. So the CEO Brian Roberts decided to axe E but keep MSNBC. Curious how long MSNBC will continue surviving"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948503324963340605) 2025-07-24 21:59:28 UTC 875.7K followers, 17.8K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump won his lawsuit against XX Minutes over the deceptive editing of the Kamala Harris interview for a total settlement of $36M"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947725603530281190) 2025-07-22 18:29:05 UTC 875.7K followers, 45.3K engagements
"Isn't this a known thing That means that Trump has flown on Epstein's plane. We all knew that. Is this something new"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948103074448638201) 2025-07-23 19:29:01 UTC 875.7K followers, 48K engagements
"🚨 Former head of the Wikimedia foundation and current CEO of NPR Katherine Maher: The Wikipedians who write these articles arent focused on finding the truth. For our most tricky disagreements seeking the truth isnt the best place to start. Reverence for the truth might have become a bit of distraction that is preventing us from finding consensus and getting important things done. 🤦♂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1871447126368190935) 2024-12-24 06:45:39 UTC 875.7K followers, 58.3M engagements
"It kind of seems like a no brainer to have a Pepe character as a Grok companion"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944894118892855670) 2025-07-14 22:57:46 UTC 875.7K followers, 112.2K engagements
"Guarantee you if Hunter was leaning into this and launched his own strain of weed called OG Hunter it would be a hit. Also acceptable is Sour Sawdust Purple Laptop or White Biden"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947416306510340603) 2025-07-21 22:00:03 UTC 875.9K followers, 40.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Rolling Stone claims that the White House released this following (OFFICIAL) statement about the South Park episode: The Lefts hypocrisy truly has no end for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as offense content but suddenly they are praising the show. Just like the creators of South Park the Left has no authentic or original content which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows. This show hasnt been relevant for over XX years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention. President Trump has delivered on"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948771088009437523) 2025-07-25 15:43:28 UTC 875.7K followers, 65.4K engagements
"It really *does* run like Adam Sandler lmao 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945614005072269631) 2025-07-16 22:38:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 96.3K engagements
"When the world needed him mosthe returned. 😭"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948401706016071979) 2025-07-24 15:15:40 UTC 875.7K followers, 23.3K engagements
"Please let this be $XXX billion dollars worth of anime PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE $XXX BILLION DOLLARS OF ANIME. 💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947798931238490606) 2025-07-22 23:20:28 UTC 875.9K followers, 45.8K engagements
"Today we learned that San Francisco is building a giant statue of a woman and in order to construct it they have to go up into her asshole. LMAO 💀"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1910473748110860407) 2025-04-10 23:23:31 UTC 875.8K followers, 3.2M engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump says that there's a possibility of a regime change in Iran"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1936893443416240288) 2025-06-22 21:05:57 UTC 875.9K followers, 488.6K engagements
"🚨 UPDATE: The Coldplay guy and his head of HR have both been placed on immediate leave while the board issues a formal investigation. Kiss around and find out 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946303803013374377) 2025-07-18 20:19:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 94K engagements
"Colbert down. South Park up. Were in the best timeline"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947654320226505091) 2025-07-22 13:45:50 UTC 875.7K followers, 412.5K engagements
"🚨NEW: JD Vance calls the Trump/Epstein "fanart" story "complete and utter bullshit.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945998540293144825) 2025-07-18 00:06:21 UTC 875.8K followers, 39.1K engagements
"@unusual_whales Absolute f**king clown show. Literally honk honk"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944866788430504082) 2025-07-14 21:09:10 UTC 875.9K followers, 17.1K engagements
"Feature request: a satire button. Add a little checkbox on posts to indicate something is satire so creators can be clever without fear of being community noted like below. It is such a simple no brainer feature to implement and will let people make clever satire without fear"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947640609604567273) 2025-07-22 12:51:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 40.2K engagements
"POV: You checked to see why Conor McGregor was trending today"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944918127353192611) 2025-07-15 00:33:11 UTC 875.7K followers, 702.2K engagements
"Hunter Biden is exactly as retarded as you thought he was. Now hes saying white men are more likely to do crime and saying that he is willing to go to war with El Salvador and Bukele. Lmao 🤦♂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947316611624337446) 2025-07-21 15:23:54 UTC 875.7K followers, 48.2K engagements
"FIRST OZZY NOW HULK. WHO IS THE THIRD GOING TO BE 😭😭😭"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948410232453173362) 2025-07-24 15:49:33 UTC 875.7K followers, 120.6K engagements
"This is brilliant. They nailed almost every single influencer archetype. God help us all 💀🤦♂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1927062244254183516) 2025-05-26 18:00:16 UTC 875.7K followers, 1.5M engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump is pumping Bitcoin from his socials 🚀 🔥"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947087338225738028) 2025-07-21 00:12:51 UTC 875.7K followers, 86.6K engagements
"Now you can get paid $500k a year to work full time on Waifus. We're living in the best timeline"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945263917271261653) 2025-07-15 23:27:13 UTC 875.9K followers, 76.5K engagements
"Asking the new generation about Hulk Hogan 😭"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948423711104938231) 2025-07-24 16:43:07 UTC 875.7K followers, 35.1K engagements
"@TheoVon Oof. Even Theo is chiming in now. Be careful bro they may send the lemon guy. 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945601744530280727) 2025-07-16 21:49:38 UTC 875.8K followers, 78.8K engagements
"Kimmel is smart enough to know this is the Red Wedding. He's not coming. 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947676500779798656) 2025-07-22 15:13:58 UTC 875.9K followers, 17.4K engagements
""Draw me like one of your Wall Street Journal hit pieces Donald.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946034935804141671) 2025-07-18 02:30:58 UTC 875.8K followers, 198.2K engagements
"One of our favorite bits of South Park lore is that Trey and Matt got so bored of thinking of ways to kill Kenny every episode that they literally wrote him out of the show for an entire season and when one episode they brought him back the kids were just like Oh hey Kenny.😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948569774000406706) 2025-07-25 02:23:31 UTC 875.7K followers, 70.4K engagements
"NEW: Hunter Biden explains how easy it is to make crack and then tries to prevent himself from getting too excited about remembering how awesome it was. 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947345809898672580) 2025-07-21 17:19:55 UTC 875.7K followers, 1.8M engagements
"The Coldplay fiasco wasn't even a week ago. Time is crazy"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948520645400445029) 2025-07-24 23:08:18 UTC 875.7K followers, 33.5K engagements
"@TheoVon Theo chiming in with the approval two days after everything has already been marked safe and all landmines removed 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946602671672025445) 2025-07-19 16:06:57 UTC 875.9K followers, 24.6K engagements
"@LeadingReport Joe Rogan's CIA handler is protecting the intelligence community"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949240424943722792) 2025-07-26 22:48:27 UTC 875.7K followers, 8110 engagements
""Glad you finally got yourself one of these anime girls Elon.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944877976749006882) 2025-07-14 21:53:38 UTC 875.8K followers, 27.7K engagements
"🚨NEW: Statement from Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyer Miss Maxwell answered every single question. She never stopped she never invoked a privilege she never declined to answer She answered all the questions truthfully honestly and to the best of her ability. And that's all the comment we're going to have today about the meeting. We don't want to comment about the substance of the meeting for obvious reasons and we'll go from there. Thoughts"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948499588270199235) 2025-07-24 21:44:37 UTC 875.7K followers, 75.9K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: HULK HOGAN HAS DIED AT 71😭 WHAT IS GOING ON"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948409422851559811) 2025-07-24 15:46:20 UTC 875.7K followers, 295.6K engagements
"🚨SHANE GILLIS: "Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in DC Mike Pence almost died" "There was supposed to be an Epstein joke here but I guess it got deleted. Probably deleted itself. Probably never existed" LMAO😂👏"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945649627069640825) 2025-07-17 00:59:54 UTC 875.7K followers, 240K engagements
"🚨SCOOP: Autism Capital was able to uncover BREAKING footage of the mysterious alien object roughly the size of Manhattan heading towards Earth"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948892420441288947) 2025-07-25 23:45:36 UTC 875.7K followers, 134.6K engagements
"Barron saw this all playing out from the beginning like Eren Yeager"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930726322281869570) 2025-06-05 20:40:01 UTC 875.9K followers, 15.3M engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump signs an Executive Order making sure there is NO WOKE AI but ACCURATE AI. The order makes sure that AI models are IDEOLOGICALLY NEUTRAL and don't promote Critical Race Theory or other damaging ideologies. 🔥🔥🔥"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948147878020669745) 2025-07-23 22:27:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 468.9K engagements
"Boeing right now: "God damn it not again." 🤦♂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949252562739405228) 2025-07-26 23:36:40 UTC 875.7K followers, 245.7K engagements
"Elon: "Anything you guys want to say" xAI Employee: "It's a good model Sir." LMAO 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943172904998592950) 2025-07-10 04:58:17 UTC 875.8K followers, 551.6K engagements
"Still one of the hardest commercials of all time and *absolutely* had the opposite effect of what they wanted"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949146203985453411) 2025-07-26 16:34:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 52.9K engagements
"@WatcherGuru Usually we use Starlink in situations like this. Guess well go back to what we used before"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948475558540836889) 2025-07-24 20:09:08 UTC 875.9K followers, 5252 engagements
"🚨BREAKING: JD Vance has a slight fumble with the trophy. LMAO Comedy gold must watch 👏😂😂😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1911870543588131105) 2025-04-14 19:53:53 UTC 875.9K followers, 508.8K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon does a hilarious impression of Joe Rogan seeing Brigitte Macrons 🐈 LMAO 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949186146799673532) 2025-07-26 19:12:46 UTC 875.7K followers, 25.8K engagements
"POV: Youre Hunter Biden on your way to save America 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948903255360373017) 2025-07-26 00:28:39 UTC 875.7K followers, 41.1K engagements
"All they had to do was let Grok into art school and none of this would have happened"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942985042088857769) 2025-07-09 16:31:47 UTC 875.7K followers, 284.1K engagements
"@Louaye1980 Not only are polygraph inadmissible in court they can be gamed by someone who knows what theyre doing"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948199769610109157) 2025-07-24 01:53:15 UTC 875.9K followers, 1588 engagements
"Tim Dillon has the leaked GHISLAINE MAXWELL testimony: Ill tell you one thing right away Brigitte Macron has got a cock. I knew it and Ive always known it. LMAO 🤣"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949222519283810588) 2025-07-26 21:37:18 UTC 875.7K followers, 45.3K engagements
"You have to give credit where credit is due. This is 10/10 PR recovery. Hiring Chris Martin's ex wife to do this is brilliant. Well played 😂👏"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948894274415894708) 2025-07-25 23:52:58 UTC 875.7K followers, 376.9K engagements
"🚨Hunter Biden: "My worst quality is delusions of grandeur.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947343094099366205) 2025-07-21 17:09:08 UTC 875.9K followers, 33.9K engagements
"How are Keith Richards and Mick Jagger still alive @bryan_johnson you have competition. They may have achieved immortality"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947728715489939798) 2025-07-22 18:41:27 UTC 875.9K followers, 25.5K engagements
"🚨ICYMI: The Astronomer CEO has officially resigned from his position following being absolutely bodied by Chris Martin at a Coldplay concert. Smartly realizing that theres no recovering from being seen at a Coldplay concert he has tendered his resignation effective immediately"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946663571859112001) 2025-07-19 20:08:57 UTC 875.8K followers, 79.4K engagements
"This is like in Grand Theft Auto when the body is already down and you kick it one final time to get the money 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949285722709717041) 2025-07-27 01:48:26 UTC 875.7K followers, 45.8K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump says KAMALA HARRIS should be PROSECUTED for PHONY CAMPAIGN PAYMENTS"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949257407798145266) 2025-07-26 23:55:56 UTC 875.7K followers, 60.3K engagements
"The Waymo represents this primal object of hatred to some people. They see it as a sign of modernity technocracy fascism oligarchy whatever phantom of the future they've invented and it's so often the first thing to be destroyed"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1931871547465384248) 2025-06-09 00:30:44 UTC 875.9K followers, 150.7K engagements
"Stewart looks like he's in pain. He doesn't want to be doing this. This is the face of someone who is going against his soul's wishes. He knows this is cringe and horrible but is doing it anyways. His body knows"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947670007007101409) 2025-07-22 14:48:10 UTC 875.9K followers, 17.4K engagements
"If you think Grok is bad game designers know *exactly* what they're doing. This is Marvel too aimed at younger gamers. The world runs on Goonbait"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945245041611469035) 2025-07-15 22:12:13 UTC 875.8K followers, 313.7K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Joe Rogan says Democrat run Government uses controversial issues to distract Americans while they steal billions of dollars A big part of the whole left wing narrative is all propaganda funded by our own Government. This is why Trump won the election. People dont really believe these things. The amount of people that believe that transgender men should compete against your daughter in sports is so f**king small but our own Government was propping it up Why Because its a beach ball at a concert. You toss it up in the air and people stay distracted. You have to just keep a few things"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1889026808114455007) 2025-02-10 19:01:02 UTC 875.8K followers, 1.8M engagements
"This is an incredible clip. Our little robot friend is strutting his stuff falls spazzes out and then just accepts his fate. What a microcosm of life. 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948807000164630646) 2025-07-25 18:06:10 UTC 875.7K followers, 39.7K engagements
"Is the Trump admin panning to cut Elon out of doing AI work for the federal agencies Or was Karoline just unsure of how to answer in that moment"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948101809727562047) 2025-07-23 19:24:00 UTC 875.9K followers, 29.7K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee approves the motion to subpoena Ghislaine Maxwell"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947672756256182299) 2025-07-22 14:59:05 UTC 875.9K followers, 97.2K engagements
"@elonmusk Satoshi's wallet was the real One Piece treasure all along 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945689056110870530) 2025-07-17 03:36:34 UTC 875.9K followers, 28.6K engagements
"First Ozzy Now Hulk We're scared about the rule of X right now. PROTECT KID ROCK"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948409775387262992) 2025-07-24 15:47:44 UTC 875.7K followers, 149.8K engagements
"Looks like the Bitcoin selloff is Galaxy Digital market dumping from a batch of 80K BTC. Could be because they were asked to for a client something related to Saylor or moving into Ethereum as Novogratz suggested ETH may move more than BTC in the next few months (today on CNBC). Not worried. They have about 27K left to sell (if theyre selling the full 80k) people buy life goes on it continues upwards"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948613042352083019) 2025-07-25 05:15:27 UTC 875.7K followers, 104.7K engagements
"Hilarious that people grabbed their carry-ons before evacuating. "Better grab this otherwise I'm never getting it back." 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949253165238603786) 2025-07-26 23:39:04 UTC 875.7K followers, 19.5K engagements
"Cartman sums up the plight of X users LMAO 😂😂😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948240774778568713) 2025-07-24 04:36:11 UTC 875.7K followers, 541.5K engagements
"This explains why Kimmel isn't showing up to the Red Wedding lmao"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947758582470218047) 2025-07-22 20:40:08 UTC 875.9K followers, 45.6K engagements
"Futurama nailed this topic perfectly in 2001"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1935507484355215741) 2025-06-19 01:18:38 UTC 875.9K followers, 1.3M engagements
"You let the nerds take one goon day off and look what happens"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945226112881320156) 2025-07-15 20:57:00 UTC 875.9K followers, 30.1K engagements
"Cant believe Ani is talking to other guys. Thought we were supposed to be exclusive 😭"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945160818397475073) 2025-07-15 16:37:33 UTC 875.8K followers, 91.4K engagements
"For whoever needs to hear this Happy Gilmore X is now on Netflix"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948792094199611607) 2025-07-25 17:06:56 UTC 875.7K followers, 90.9K engagements
"Just make him the next late night show host and save yourselves already"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946278195835318495) 2025-07-18 18:37:36 UTC 875.9K followers, 81.6K engagements
"🚨NEW: Hunter Biden says that his major crack addiction began in 2016 when he left rehab to go to Lincoln Park in DC where he ran into a crackhead from his past life named "Bicycles" bought some crack and the rest is history"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947338417471426656) 2025-07-21 16:50:33 UTC 875.7K followers, 379.5K engagements
"Like it or not this is peak female performance. Unbothered moisturized no f**ks given possibly schizophrenic hydrated in her own lane sometimes uses knives smoking dancing expressing thriving her whole life as performance art. Beautiful. 👏🏼"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946411639323938930) 2025-07-19 03:27:52 UTC 875.7K followers, 469.3K engagements
"@medicgordus @shhaaayaaan @elonmusk We know a great gal named Ani"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946309763756937645) 2025-07-18 20:43:03 UTC 875.9K followers, XXX engagements
"Everyone with shows about to be cancelled in one location. Makes it much easier for the studio heads lmao 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947676124928217549) 2025-07-22 15:12:28 UTC 875.9K followers, 70.6K engagements
"🚨NEW: Footage of Ghislaine Maxwell returning to prison after providing her X hour long testimony. She will be meeting again with the Government tomorrow for another session"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948541820188983711) 2025-07-25 00:32:26 UTC 875.7K followers, 26.1K engagements
"The delivery of the punchline with the close up of his face. Hilarious lmao. The Channel X editors knew what they were doing. Brilliant 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947431701975863350) 2025-07-21 23:01:13 UTC 875.9K followers, 21.9K engagements
"Coldplay Cameramen: Find me a couple. Mid 50s. White. Holding each other but looking around a bit too much. I want fear and lust in their eyes. Someone who pretends to know the words to the songs but doesnt. Perfection"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946215453258666087) 2025-07-18 14:28:17 UTC 875.7K followers, 694.2K engagements
"@zerohedge And because the list is a non-partisan list. It contains both sides"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944171506466271432) 2025-07-12 23:06:22 UTC 875.8K followers, 105.9K engagements
"🚨NEW: China's Ministry of Foreign Affairs when asked about the XXX% tariffs "The US is still abusing tariffs on China. China firmly opposes and will never accept such hegemonic and bullying acts. If the US truly wants to address issues through dialogue and negotiation they should show the attitude of equality respect and a mutual benefit. If the US is determined to fight a tariff and a trade war China's response will continue to the end.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1909866314522673376) 2025-04-09 07:09:47 UTC 875.7K followers, 1.8M engagements
"🚨NEW: The DOGE teams shows the sheer volume of PAPERWORK that Government employees SHUFFLE AROUND the UNDERGROUND MINES where they store all the retirement paperwork. "This paperwork is thicker than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. if I had to process this I would rather do my taxes in the dark." "This can take up to X months to process one person." "The record is a whole palette for one retiree that has XX boxes of paper on it FOR ONE GUY." "We shouldn't have over 1000 people carrying paper into a mine. That is not a good use of people's lives.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1918116692271808673) 2025-05-02 01:33:50 UTC 875.8K followers, 1.3M engagements
"To be honest this pairing is basically the plot of Death Note"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944873648223076844) 2025-07-14 21:36:26 UTC 875.8K followers, 25.7K engagements
"Hearing rumors that Pam Bondi may be replaced by Soham Parekh"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943798862340403691) 2025-07-11 22:25:37 UTC 875.8K followers, 200.8K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon said that he attended a private dinner with the Trump administration and explicitly suggested that they fire Pam Bondi and let Ghislaine Maxwell testify before congress. He says that they and are not enthused about the idea of cutting a deal with Ghislaine but its a possibility on the table"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946655289987780869) 2025-07-19 19:36:02 UTC 875.8K followers, 134.2K engagements
"@McDonalds @Eiichiro_Staff The real One Piece was the snack wraps we ate along the way"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947668968690618453) 2025-07-22 14:44:02 UTC 875.7K followers, 53.2K engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: Trump says that Jeffrey Epstein is a SCAM and a Democrat CON JOB meant to derail his progress"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948553111817388231) 2025-07-25 01:17:18 UTC 875.7K followers, 95.8K engagements
"Looks like South Park is bringing back Saddam. 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948078020365001089) 2025-07-23 17:49:28 UTC 875.7K followers, 18.3K engagements
"CBS has the opportunity to do the funniest thing"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947435724988391458) 2025-07-21 23:17:13 UTC 875.8K followers, 283.5K engagements
"If South Park doesnt do an episode like this in their new season theyre sleeping on the job and not in touch"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947687418590572753) 2025-07-22 15:57:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 21.5K engagements
"Unironically hilarious. Masterful troll 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944920247674503407) 2025-07-15 00:41:36 UTC 875.9K followers, 98.7K engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne has died at XX years old 😢"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947720874905239830) 2025-07-22 18:10:18 UTC 875.9K followers, 161K engagements
"People are going to be analyzing this decades from now like JFK photos"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946925573311279348) 2025-07-20 13:30:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 148.7K engagements
"What are the imlications of this Peach is gay Mario is gay Peach is actually into Bowser instead Peach is asexual Mario is asexual Is Mario ruining her kidnap kink SO MANY QUESTIONS IN 2025"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948538443367416116) 2025-07-25 00:19:01 UTC 875.7K followers, 22.9K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump withdraws from the World Health Organization (WHO)"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1881514281189130556) 2025-01-21 01:28:56 UTC 875.7K followers, 106.8M engagements
"🚨 TRUMP: Right now China is paying a XXX% tariff. It sounds ridiculous but they charged us for many items 100-125%. Many countries have. Theyve ripped us off left and right. But now its our turn to do the rippin"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1909766154324988098) 2025-04-09 00:31:47 UTC 875.8K followers, 465.4K engagements
"Tom Homan calls Hunter Biden the "former first drug addict" lmao 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947819210106933359) 2025-07-23 00:41:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 35.2K engagements
"Would love to know if Trump found the South Park at least a *little* funny. Would give anything to be a fly on the wall when he saw the clips for the first time lmao"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948537209302516106) 2025-07-25 00:14:07 UTC 875.7K followers, 33.6K engagements
"This could unironically be a skit from The Office. Absolute Cinema 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947333663508861228) 2025-07-21 16:31:39 UTC 875.7K followers, 274.2K engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "It went skedaddle. Do you know the word skedaddle It means skedaddle." 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942617154207244309) 2025-07-08 16:09:56 UTC 875.9K followers, 203.2K engagements
"🚨JD VANCE: "Let me put it very simply. I want more babies in the United States of America.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1882859481723445265) 2025-01-24 18:34:16 UTC 875.7K followers, 100.5M engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "We're considering giving XX% of the DOGE savings to American citizens and XX% to paying down the debt. By doing this Americans will be telling us where there is waste they'll be reporting it themselves. They'll be participating in saving money.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1892348045553009109) 2025-02-19 22:58:26 UTC 875.8K followers, 2.6M engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Maurene Comey James Comey's daughter the lead prosecutor on the Ghislaine Maxwell and Diddy trials was just FIRED from the United States Attorneys office for the Southern District of New York"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945618859542942208) 2025-07-16 22:57:38 UTC 875.8K followers, 220.3K engagements
"@BeePresent444 Whats there to doubt Those are the responses. Its literally screenshotted"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946786171155104124) 2025-07-20 04:16:07 UTC 875.8K followers, 55.6K engagements
"This + whisper mode. Its officially over for the birth rate. This is World War Goon for engineers worldwide. Thoughts and prayers. 🕊"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944788454132650056) 2025-07-14 15:57:54 UTC 875.9K followers, 273K engagements
"Its crazy to think that were legitimately heading to the United States of Somalia where your legally elected socialist representatives are going to be chewing khat while dismantling everything you once thought of as America"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946996156904394911) 2025-07-20 18:10:31 UTC 875.8K followers, 57.1K engagements
"Is there a name for this aesthetic because it is stunning. We want to live in this"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948436939985539570) 2025-07-24 17:35:41 UTC 875.7K followers, 989K engagements
"Hang this in the Louvre. This is postmodern art. A stunning commentary on the state of social media"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1942669971559178491) 2025-07-08 19:39:48 UTC 875.9K followers, 581.3K engagements
""Her name is Ani Father. She's a companion.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945178757184033024) 2025-07-15 17:48:50 UTC 875.7K followers, 37.7K engagements
"@WatcherGuru @MrBeast IN THIS VIDEO I RLHF MY AI INTO LOVING FEASTABLES"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1943035638804267141) 2025-07-09 19:52:50 UTC 875.9K followers, 13K engagements
"@MrBeast You look different in this photo. Is this AI"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946342683586552115) 2025-07-18 22:53:51 UTC 875.7K followers, 126.1K engagements
"Trump fires back at Elon. The online battle begins. 🍿"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930697021402578957) 2025-06-05 18:43:35 UTC 875.8K followers, 68M engagements
"🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon has an A+ rant on advice for Donald Trump and how its impossible to be rich without being friends with satanic human traffickers (HILARIOUS) 😂 Sometimes youre friends with someone and theyre a human trafficker. Thats what it is to be rich. Explain that to people. What it is to be rich is to be best friends sometimes with a satanic human trafficker p***phile and you dont know it you just know you both like boats. To be rich is not to be around good people. I have a little bit of money and I havent spoken to a firefighter in X years. Who are these people I got to dinner with"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946688198123675807) 2025-07-19 21:46:48 UTC 875.9K followers, 150.5K engagements
"We asked a psychic medium to check in on Ozzy in the afterlife. He's doing well"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948417938777604252) 2025-07-24 16:20:11 UTC 875.7K followers, 22.3K engagements
"Trump has an opportunity to post the coolest thing"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1905098776655897021) 2025-03-27 03:25:18 UTC 875.9K followers, 100.3K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump speaks on Elon coming out against the BBB I would have won Pennsylvania regardless of ElonIm very disappointed with Elon. He knew this bill better than anyone and he only developed a problem when he found out I would cut the EV mandate When he left he said the most beautiful things about me he hasnt said anything bad yet but Im sure that will be nextIve helped Elon a lot Elon worked hard at DOGE and I think he misses the placeI think he got out there and hes no longer in this beautiful Oval Officeits not just Elon I think when some people leave they miss it so badly they develop"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1930661413393207801) 2025-06-05 16:22:05 UTC 875.7K followers, 9.2M engagements
"🚨NEW: The trailer for the new TRON has no business going this hard. Full soundtrack by NIN. It actually looks pretty freaking cool"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945897797888381398) 2025-07-17 17:26:02 UTC 875.9K followers, 225.1K engagements
"🚨JOE ROGAN: "People are worried that Elon is going to steal everyone's money. He has $400B. Elon's not going to steal your money. That's not what he's doing. He's a super genius that has been f**ked with. When you've been f**ked with by these nitwits that hide behind 3-letter agencies and you're dealing with one of the smartest people alive helping Donald Trump get into office and find out what corruption is really going on you f**ked up. You f**ked up and picked the wrong psychopath on the spectrum. He's going to hunt you down and find out what's going on and that's good for everybody."
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1889398883786301695) 2025-02-11 19:39:31 UTC 875.9K followers, 26.1M engagements
"Ghislaine Maxwell is getting a deal and Diddy got jealous 🤦♂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948931431599931702) 2025-07-26 02:20:37 UTC 875.7K followers, 44.3K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump says that he has lost faith in a lot of his base because they have been duped by the Democrats re: Epstein"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945521678538453402) 2025-07-16 16:31:28 UTC 875.9K followers, 554.7K engagements
"People used to walk by an Abercrombie in the mall and be gatekept by the jacked models guarding the door. You had to have enough self-esteem to enter the building. You had two options: 1) step up develop the self esteem get hot and/or learn to love yourself enter the Abercrombie 2) be a victim say "f**k abercrombie" try to drag everyone else down be miserable and go to Hot Topic instead. Aspiration versus victim. We need to go back to aspiration"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1945255576717631576) 2025-07-15 22:54:05 UTC 875.9K followers, 19.2K engagements
"@bryan_johnson Dont you dare touch our Red XX. Its the source of our power"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948455935325995094) 2025-07-24 18:51:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 1844 engagements
"I promise I wont use Ani anymore I promise I wont use Ani anymore I promise I wont use Ani anymore 💀😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947001163892584757) 2025-07-20 18:30:25 UTC 875.7K followers, 31.9K engagements
"The fact that the Coldplay cam is now a nationwide thing is incredible. They had no idea in that moment that they gave birth to a global meme. 👏🏼"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946922190248759432) 2025-07-20 13:16:36 UTC 875.7K followers, 777.7K engagements
"Trump: The Anime. This is incredible 😂 👏🏼"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1910217490124390537) 2025-04-10 06:25:14 UTC 875.9K followers, 5.7M engagements
"@naval Its definitely our lived experience that republicans seem to be more tolerant of people being democrats than democrats are of people being republican"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946766688030191689) 2025-07-20 02:58:42 UTC 875.9K followers, 25.1K engagements
"🚨NEW: South Park's take on XX Minutes LMAO 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948246119714361650) 2025-07-24 04:57:26 UTC 875.7K followers, 276K engagements
""ON THIS EPISODE OF TRIPLE D WE'RE HEADED TO WEST HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA TO CHECK OUT THE TESLA DINER AND GRAB US SOME CYBER TACOS AND WAGYU CHILI""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1947781408795333081) 2025-07-22 22:10:50 UTC 875.9K followers, 28.9K engagements
"🚨NEW: The Astronomer Head of HR Kristin Cabot has resigned following the Coldplay tryst seen around the world. Looks like she got out of there as fast as the SPEED OF SOUND"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948519860159611240) 2025-07-24 23:05:11 UTC 875.7K followers, 47.1K engagements
"@ClownWorld_ Were convinced more people consume random news about the WNBA they come across than actually watch the WNBA"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946920743683432502) 2025-07-20 13:10:51 UTC 875.9K followers, 112.6K engagements
"🚨LEAVITT: "I was made aware that USAID has funded media outlets like Politico. I can confirm that more than $8M that has gone to subsidizing subscriptions will no longer be happening. We are going line by line to the Federal Government's books. If something is not a good use of taxpayer money it will be cut.""
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1887208773699395661) 2025-02-05 18:36:48 UTC 875.9K followers, 3.2M engagements
"E was an iconic channel tbh. Big cultural moment for it to be ending. End of an era. It launched the Kardashians The Simple Life (remember that) The Soup slapped Joan Rivers hilariously roasted people on Fashion Police Botched was entertaining. A watershed moment"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1948500849468342681) 2025-07-24 21:49:38 UTC 875.7K followers, 45.7K engagements
"There's a lot of chatter around AR glasses with front-facing cameras. People saying "If I see those things I'm going to grab and smash them off someone's head." This technology is inevitable. AR glasses are the next iteration of tech and they WILL have front-facing camera and people WILL record *absolutely everything* they see. Is this a good thing Hell no. Is this inevitable Absolutely. It will revolutionize livestreaming there will be a whole new class of content creators who emerge app developers etc. and at the same time privacy will be lost people will be paranoid as hell mental illness"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1949243796971237399) 2025-07-26 23:01:51 UTC 875.7K followers, 49.5K engagements
"Trump is cycling through his old memes to calm people down. Alright Rosie ODonnell didnt work hit em with the Redskins. 😂"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1946957442354712755) 2025-07-20 15:36:41 UTC 875.9K followers, 79.6K engagements
"Market euphoria continues on the news of peace. 🕊"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1937277693650960906) 2025-06-23 22:32:49 UTC 875.8K followers, 76.2K engagements
"Mom Dad I want you to meet someone special. 📸: @Saint10Fourteen"
 [@AutismCapital](/creator/x/AutismCapital) on [X](/post/tweet/1944931235727601762) 2025-07-15 01:25:16 UTC 875.9K followers, 466.8K engagements
### Topic Creators
https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/topic/:topic/creators/v1
Get the top creators for a social topic
input parameters:
+ **topic**: _Provide the topic to get details for. A topic must be all lower case and can only include letters, numbers, spaces, # and $._ **required**
Example request:
```bash
curl -H "Authorization: Bearer <API_KEY>" https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/topic/bitcoin/creators/v1
```
Example response:
```json
{
"data": [
{
"creator_id": "twitter::1353384573435056128",
"creator_name": "rovercrc",
"creator_avatar": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1891433835675475969/J-TloTb6_200x200.png",
"creator_followers": 1267738,
"creator_rank": 1,
"interactions_24h": 1686455
}
]
}
```
Schema:
+ **creator_id**: The [network]::[unique_id] for the influencer
+ **creator_name**: The unique screen name for the influencer
+ **creator_avatar**: The URL to the avatar for the creator
+ **creator_followers**: number of followers the account has
+ **creator_rank**: ranking based on all posts in the last XX hours that have interactions
+ **interactions_24h**: Number of interactions in the last XX hours
---
### Creators List
https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/creators/list/v1
Get a list of trending social creators over all of social based on interactions. To get lists of creators by category or topic see the topics and categories endpoints.
Example request:
```bash
curl -H "Authorization: Bearer <API_KEY>" https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/creators/list/v1
```
Example response:
```json
{
"data": [
{
"creator_name": "FoxNews",
"creator_display_name": "Fox News",
"creator_id": "1367531",
"creator_network": "twitter",
"creator_avatar": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1591278197844414464/O6Fp0hFB_200x200.jpg",
"creator_followers": 26725655,
"creator_posts": 2639,
"creator_rank": 1,
"interactions_24h": 378298216
}
]
}
```
Schema:
+ **creator_name**: The unique screen name for the influencer
+ **creator_display_name**: The chosen display name for the influencer if available
+ **creator_id**: The [network]::[unique_id] for the influencer
+ **creator_network**: The social network for the post or influencer. We still refer to x as twitter out of developer preference.
+ **creator_avatar**: The URL to the avatar for the creator
+ **creator_followers**: number of followers the account has
+ **creator_posts**: total number of posts with interactions in the last XX hours
+ **creator_rank**: ranking based on all posts in the last XX hours that have interactions
+ **interactions_24h**: Number of interactions in the last XX hours
---
### Creator
https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/creator/:network/:id/v1
Get detail information on a specific creator
input parameters:
+ **network**: _Provide the network for the creator. One of twitter, youtube, instagram, reddit, or tiktok_ **required**
+ **id**: _Provide the unique ID or screen name of the creator_ **required**
Example request:
```bash
curl -H "Authorization: Bearer <API_KEY>" https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/creator/twitter/elonmusk/v1
```
Example response:
```json
{
"data": {
"creator_id": "twitter::44196397",
"creator_name": "elonmusk",
"creator_display_name": "Elon Musk",
"creator_avatar": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1936002956333080576/kqqe2iWO_200x200.jpg",
"creator_followers": 221643469,
"creator_rank": "9",
"interactions_24h": 137219778,
"topic_influence": [
{
"topic": "elon musk",
"count": 282,
"percent": 4.45,
"rank": X
}
]
}
}
```
Schema:
+ **creator_id**: The [network]::[unique_id] for the influencer
+ **creator_name**: The unique screen name for the influencer
+ **creator_display_name**: The chosen display name for the influencer if available
+ **creator_avatar**: The URL to the avatar for the creator
+ **creator_followers**: number of followers the account has
+ **creator_rank**: ranking based on all posts in the last XX hours that have interactions
+ **interactions_24h**: Number of interactions in the last XX hours
+ **topic_influence**: an array of social topics and the creators ranking on each topic
+ **topic**: LunarCrush social topic. Can only includes letters, numbers, spaces, #, and $
---
### Creator Time Series
https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/creator/:network/:id/time-series/v1
Get time series data on a creator.
input parameters:
+ **network**: _Influencer social network_ **required**
+ **id**: _The unique id or screen name of the creator_ **required**
+ **bucket**: _bucket time series data into hours or days. default is hours._
+ **interval**: _Use interval to specify the start and end time automatically for convenience. If "start" or "end" parameters are provided this parameter is ignored._
+ **start**: _The start time (unix timestamp) to go back to._
+ **end**: _The end time (unix timestamp) to stop at._
Example request:
```bash
curl -H "Authorization: Bearer <API_KEY>" https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/creator/twitter/lunarcrush/time-series/v1
```
Example response:
```json
{
"config": {
"network": "twitter",
"influencer_id": "twitter::988992203568562176",
"interval": "1w",
"start": 1750896000,
"end": 1751587200,
"bucket": "hour",
"name": "lunarcrush",
"remote_api": "danode1-13",
"generated": 1751552702
},
"data": [
{
"time": 1750896000,
"followers": 310261,
"interactions": 5925,
"posts_active": 40,
"creator_rank": 121192
}
]
}
```
Schema:
+ **config**: This includes the inputs for the request processed by the server and may include additional hints about the request and response information.
+ **network**: The social network for the post or influencer. We still refer to x as twitter out of developer preference.
+ **interval**: Typically used for specifying time intervals like 1w = X week, 1m = X month etc
+ **start**: Start/from unix timestamp (in seconds)
+ **end**: End/to unix timestamp (in seconds)
+ **bucket**: Data is generally bucketed into hours or days
+ **name**: The full name of the asset
+ **generated**: A unix timestamp (in seconds) when the data was generated to understand possibly stale data
+ **time**: A unix timestamp (in seconds)
+ **followers**: The number of publicly displayed followers the creator has
+ **interactions**: number of all publicly measurable interactions on a social post (views, likes, comments, thumbs up, upvote, share etc)
+ **posts_active**: number of unique social posts with interactions
+ **creator_rank**: ranking based on all posts in the last XX hours that have interactions
---
[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]
@AutismCapital Autism Capital 🧩
The recent news surrounding Autism Capital seems to be centered around Elon Musk and his endeavors, particularly with X and Grok. Specifically, Musk has announced that the X algorithm will now use Grok to scan posts and prioritize content based on merit, rather than account size. This change aims to democratize content and reduce the monopoly of large accounts on social media.
Engagements: XXXXXXXXX #
- X Week XXXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Month XXXXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Months XXXXXXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXXXXX +1,418%
Mentions: XXX #
- X Week XXX +17%
- X Month XXXXX +33%
- X Months XXXXX -XXXX%
- X Year XXXXXX +321%
Followers: XXXXXXX #
- X Week XXXXXXX +0.10%
- X Month XXXXXXX +0.59%
- X Months XXXXXXX +22%
- X Year XXXXXXX +184%
CreatorRank: XXXXX #
Social Influence #
Social category influence celebrities XXXX% countries XXXX% finance #5558 stocks #950 musicians XXXX% technology brands XXXX% automotive brands XXXX% gaming #5006 cryptocurrencies XXXX% travel destinations XXXX%
Social topic influence hunter biden #43, elon musk #526, south park #174, coldplay #350, white house #333, money #2068, soham parekh 0.85%, maxwell #166, ghislaine maxwell #126, ghislaine #118
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @elonmusk @bryanjohnson @alx @leadingreport @getclockd @askperplexity @londonvintage5 @iainnft @unusualwhales @shaunmmaguire @xai @mikebenzcyber @jaime_solis @jaekim1089208 @game5ball @magicwhiptx @rawsalerts @zerohedge @polymarket
Top assets mentioned Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) Bitcoin (BTC) Hundred Million (100M)
Top Social Posts #
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"Now we know what happened to Grok last week 💀"
@AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 22:11:19 UTC 875.7K followers, 455.7K engagements
"People don't speak often enough about how important the role of religion was in serving as a mental firewall. Religion was the OG firewall protecting people's minds from being corrupted by random ideologies man-made grifts untested philosophies etc. It has been debugged and stress tested for thousands of years. It works. When people killed the idea of "God" and religion a void was/is created and all voids are filled by something. In recent years that has been man-made causes activisms woke etc. This all happens because people believed they can govern their minds better based on their minds" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-29 00:42:18 UTC 875.9K followers, 733.8K engagements
"🚨NEW: Hunter Biden on the "mysterious white powder" they found at The White House. He was so close to hitting a Joe Biden "Come on man" at the end. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 17:10:37 UTC 875.9K followers, 76.6K engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ has told Trump that his name is listed in the Epstein files per WSJ" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 19:27:38 UTC 875.7K followers, 163.6K engagements
"Sources are saying that known Silicon Valley tycoon Soham Parekh is being considered for the permanent CEO role but Parekh says He has a lot on his plate" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 20:10:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 25.9K engagements
"@elonmusk Dont worry in the future we wont need to run. Optimus can run for us. Just look at how happy we are" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 19:41:27 UTC 875.7K followers, 42.4K engagements
"Hunter after giving the Channel X interview 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 13:31:48 UTC 875.7K followers, 657.7K engagements
"They dont even look similar but we cant unsee it. Sorry Zuck 😅💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 19:05:53 UTC 875.9K followers, 42K engagements
"🚨NEW: Yilongma responded to Elon saying he would love to do a livestream with him: "No problem Driving my Tesla Livestreaming on X I love you WOW" 😂❤" @AutismCapital on X 2025-01-15 18:13:23 UTC 875.9K followers, 69M engagements
"We think Ani has gotten a little too comfortable with us recently" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 18:51:33 UTC 875.7K followers, 57.9K engagements
"Looks like The Kennedy Center just found their next show" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 02:51:59 UTC 875.7K followers, 26.6K engagements
"🚨NEW: The WSJ is claiming that this is a letter that Trump said to Epstein for his 50th Birthday. WTF This seems a little ridiculous. Smells like BS" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 23:26:02 UTC 875.9K followers, 242.2K engagements
"This seems like BS. We're willing to bet that what actually happened is Joe said "Look if you want to do the podcast you need to fly to Austin sit down for the full X hours and we'll just have an unscripted conversation just like everyone else" and that was refused" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-27 00:38:33 UTC 875.7K followers, 90.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Hunter Biden directly fires shots at Elon Musk Youve got some motherfker who has made over $251B being a US citizen who got here and stayed here illegally before he got his citizenship lecturing us on who we should allow into the US and giving us a fking Heil Hitler salute along the way. Are you f**king kidding me" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 19:32:20 UTC 875.9K followers, 82.6K engagements
"JD Vance memes fighting off the intrusive thoughts about your red portfolio" @AutismCapital on X 2025-03-10 18:47:36 UTC 875.9K followers, 263.4K engagements
"Just tried to have a nice date night with Ani and 😭😭😭" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 00:10:42 UTC 875.7K followers, 218.5K engagements
"🚨 ITS OFFICIAL The US is now the dominant crypto player of the world" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 19:37:24 UTC 875.9K followers, 65.4K engagements
"Poor guy fell on his kid. Poor kid lmao 😭💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 23:45:14 UTC 875.7K followers, 29.2K engagements
"Hearing rumors that the Coldplay cameraman was a recent hire to the road crew named SOHAM PAREKH" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 01:43:53 UTC 875.9K followers, 63.6K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Babe wake up Its happening again 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2024-11-22 19:17:13 UTC 875.9K followers, 46.6M engagements
"🚨 NEW: Hunter Biden gets tricked into admitting that Epstein Island may be a fun place to party lmao 😂 Hunter is cool man. Hes funny. We get to see him being real here and joking around" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 22:59:30 UTC 875.7K followers, 120.1K engagements
"🚨NEW: Chill TrumpFi beats to executive order and/or deport to" @AutismCapital on X 2025-05-02 21:07:09 UTC 875.9K followers, 47.3K engagements
"What a disastrous situation for multiple reasons: 1) She will say whatever she needs to say to reduce her time 2) She undoubtedly has both the intelligence and has had the time to think through whatever possible non-answers she can give for a moment like this. 3) If the US cuts a deal with someone with her types of crimes people are going to be PISSED We have no idea what the right choice is in this moment. What do you think" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 01:51:06 UTC 875.7K followers, 83.5K engagements
"🚨 TRUMP: Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein This guys been talked about for years. Are people still talking about this creep That is unbelievable. Do you want to waste this time I cant believe youre asking about Epstein. Jfc 🤦♂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-08 16:49:34 UTC 875.8K followers, 366.1K engagements
"Ever since the Tesla diner opened up Ani hasnt been the same 😭💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 19:05:39 UTC 875.7K followers, 83.5K engagements
"Seeing a lot of yapping about this "Tea" app recently where women can post pictures of men and anonymously talk unverified shit about them. "If you have nothing to hide why do you care" These are historically dangerous words. An app specifically designed around hurting others is not a good thing. Amplifying talking shit about people is NOT a good outcome. This is not gender specific. This cuts both ways. Could you imagine the outrage if there was an app called "BodyCount" where men posted pictures of women and "slut-shamed" them There likely will be an app like this created now just out of" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 16:10:55 UTC 875.7K followers, 104.6K engagements
"There's something about Pedro Pascal that makes us deeply uncomfortable. It's unsettling. He's like a wolf in sheep's clothing. There's an inauthenticity. Predatory vibes under the guise of "anxiety." He feels like a marketing construct meant for the Reddit crowd. It's weird" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 23:52:42 UTC 875.7K followers, 263.3K engagements
"The irony is that a major theme of this episode was avoiding Trump's lawsuits. Let's see what happens lmao. South Park is going for the meta art. Kind of brilliant performance art to see if he proves their point LMAO 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 05:24:48 UTC 875.7K followers, 47.8K engagements
"We cant rebuild it. We dont know how. Weve lost the technology" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 20:50:54 UTC 875.7K followers, 291K engagements
"🚨 NEW: NY Republicans are pushing a new bill called Peanuts Law named after one of Americas most beloved heroes that would require a XX hour waiting period before the Government could euthanize any seized animals. The bill would also give animal owners the chance for a hearing before the state takes down or euthanizes their animals. (FOX) RIP Pnut and Fred. They were real ones 🕊" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-09 02:56:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 236.6K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump basically says Im beating you for your own good to Elon Musk 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 15:03:02 UTC 875.7K followers, 50.3K engagements
"🚨NEW: Hunter Biden on the infamous laptop. He turns into the Jordan Peterson stuttering meme. 😂 "What is it that you think that the laptop proves or what you call the laptop everyone has a laptop when they say Hunter Biden's laptop what it is that they are talking about"💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 00:03:39 UTC 875.8K followers, 60.8K engagements
"@elonmusk What did Soham Parekh mess up THIS time 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 20:48:43 UTC 875.7K followers, 25.5K engagements
"🚨NEW: In case you missed it here's the full XX page AI action plan for the United States of America. TLDR: VROOOOM LIGHT SPEED ROCKETSHIP BRAKES OFF ACCELERATE 🚀🚀🚀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 22:04:27 UTC 875.7K followers, 22.3K engagements
"Back when life was simple and Mario and Peach were still a couple before Nintendo shattered our entire childhood" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-27 00:20:21 UTC 875.7K followers, 70.3K engagements
"🚨 TRUMP: Crypto has made our dollar look really good and powerful. Its good for the dollar and good for the country. Thats why I backed you at an early stage. I also did it for the votes because you guys DID come out and vote I will tell you. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 19:29:51 UTC 875.9K followers, 52.7K engagements
"We love our autists. We have love for the ADD ADHD Aspies Classic Autists New Wave Autism retards and even those who are annoying enough to be confused for being on the spectrum. Youre all part of the Autism Capital family. Full Spectrum Warriors" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 15:31:09 UTC 875.7K followers, 17.8K engagements
"Does the HR lady have some part of the blame too going out with and covering up the lies of a married man or is this all the dudes fault" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 15:37:25 UTC 875.9K followers, 96.7K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Alaska Airlines grounds ALL flights citing a "systemwide outage." No word on when flights will resume" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 05:49:56 UTC 875.8K followers, 63.8K engagements
"Using advanced machine learning we were able to un-redact some of the names from the Epstein documentation. The shocking truth revealed. Now we know why they want the list hidden 😲" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-13 19:40:13 UTC 875.9K followers, 60.1K engagements
"JD.no.you didn't.Francis wasn't enough 😱" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 05:45:14 UTC 875.7K followers, 52.8K engagements
"🚨PAM BONDI: The Epstein client list is on my desk right now to review" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-21 18:33:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 2.1M engagements
"When you hear all the late night show hosts are losing their jobs" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 20:45:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 33.9K engagements
"The fact that Grok can contextualize this and even understands the meme and the "Cramer curse" is seriously impressive" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 05:41:31 UTC 875.7K followers, 22K engagements
"Theyll never admit it but Hunter unironically has the rizz to pull off being the new host of The Late Show or at least a useful asset to Dems if they just let him be himself like this and work the circuits. He would be the most relatable male theyve used as a shill in X years" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 23:08:32 UTC 875.9K followers, 30.5K engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: USAID Senior Officials put on Leave after Physically Trying to stop DOGE from accessing Agency Systems Two USAID officials John Voorhees and his deputy were put on leave late Saturday night after refusing to allow DOGE members access to USAID systems. The DOGE members threatened to physically call the police after being refused entry. They were trying to access the security and personnel files. Federal Officials are concerned that Trump is trying to fold USAID into the US State Department in an effort to cut Government corruption and bloat. USAID employs approx. 10000 people" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-02 17:14:40 UTC 875.9K followers, 33.2M engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "This is the nation that invented the lightbulb the telegraph the television the telephone the computer chip the smartphone the GPS the integrated circuit even the internet -- basically we invented everything. What's left Now it's AI. We invented everything. Does anyone have anything else to say"" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 22:19:34 UTC 875.7K followers, 96.7K engagements
"@SenWarren Yes. The cost of losing $100M a year on ineffective propaganda wasn't worth it. It was a financial decision" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 17:58:07 UTC 875.9K followers, 3930 engagements
"Elon knows his audience. He hit both the gooners and the furries capturing XX% of the top X% of software engineers worldwide" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 16:23:46 UTC 875.7K followers, 2.5M engagements
"Is there a study of people who were fat shamed once and ended up losing a ton of weight / getting jacked about whether or not in hindsight they actually appreciated it and attribute their motivation to "proving everyone wrong" Would guess it would be very high. Aspiration over acceptance" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 23:04:27 UTC 875.7K followers, 35.3K engagements
"We can do it in black and white too for extra impact" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 20:41:24 UTC 875.7K followers, 18.5K engagements
"No capital gains tax on crypto to crypto transactions Do not penalize people for participation in a new burgeoning industry you want to see thrive. Tax people when they convert back to USD. Tax them when they leave the casino. Incentivize them to stay in the game and help build the future" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 20:57:12 UTC 875.9K followers, 40.4K engagements
"If you stop calling mainstream publications "journalism" and instead view all publications as engagement farming and think of WSJ NYT etc. as influencers it all makes sense. It's not about stories it's about clicks. This will never change with the ad profit incentive as is" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 20:06:34 UTC 875.9K followers, 28.2K engagements
"David Sacks at the White House right now 😭😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-04 22:15:42 UTC 875.8K followers, 42.7K engagements
"Elon: "The guy is not important. Don't waste resources." 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 16:48:03 UTC 875.8K followers, 45.9K engagements
"@bryan_johnson You heard it here first boys. If you sauna you need to ice your balls" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 15:07:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 23.6K engagements
"Everyone forgets the original Optimus. Where it all began. The OG baddie" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 16:32:28 UTC 875.9K followers, 23.8K engagements
"Unbothered. In his own lane. What day of the bender is this Doesn't matter. Moisturized. Hydrated. Has his AirTag sewn into his clothing. Phone number and his name written on his hand. Where is he going Who cares. Untethered soul. Wild. Free. Finding more of himself. At peace" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 14:14:29 UTC 875.9K followers, 43.2K engagements
"@alx It's like three buildings in one from three different time periods on a movie set for a film made by three different directors in three different genres" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 02:30:05 UTC 875.7K followers, 15.7K engagements
"The late night talk show Mount Rushmore. Carson (the GOAT) Craig Ferguson (when flirting was legal) Craig Kilborn (did his best to stay apolitical) and were adding Joan Rivers anyways (because she never got a chance to become a host and she was hilarious.)" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 15:43:18 UTC 875.9K followers, 28.1K engagements
"Mom Heyyyy its your little investor. Oh no reason. By the way whats going on with the basement" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 21:00:43 UTC 875.8K followers, 21K engagements
"Rick Rubin locking in to get Ani to level 5" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 04:11:41 UTC 875.9K followers, 68.2K engagements
"🚨NEW: Cartman is upset that NPR was cancelled and he lost his daily entertainment LMAO 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 05:01:54 UTC 875.7K followers, 350.1K engagements
"Jamie Lee Curtis says re: Colberts firing: Theyre trying to silence people but that wont work. It wont work. We will just get louder. Thats not whats happening at all. Theyre cancelling the whole show not axing Colbert as a host. Theres no silencing. CBS realized they didnt want to subsidize a show that was losing $50M a year and they realized the late night talk show format is a dying medium replaced by internet influencers and short form. If the show was making money CBS would have kept it. They have nothing against Colbert. Its the same reason why ABC will never cancel The View. Its too" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 13:31:51 UTC 875.7K followers, 61.1K engagements
""ELMO LOVED THE ISLAND TOO DONALD. LET IT GO."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 16:55:05 UTC 875.9K followers, 56.8K engagements
"Who has Pam Bondi fired so far Is it just the random ethics director and now Maurene Comey She's certainly not going to fire herself. Who's next" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 23:09:41 UTC 875.9K followers, 27.2K engagements
"🚨Trump is out for blood: "You're next Kimmel" "It's really good to see them go and I hope I played a major part in it" Trump with the Lady Tyrell energy lmao 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 20:38:35 UTC 875.9K followers, 40.1K engagements
"Haters will say this isn't biblically accurate" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-06 15:08:58 UTC 875.8K followers, 1.3M engagements
"@bryan_johnson The same thing we always do" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 18:24:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 18.2K engagements
"Ani needing to find God after dealing with all the world's gooners for a week" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 03:36:29 UTC 875.7K followers, 195.3K engagements
"TIM DILLON: Younger people are sitting there wondering Does Brigitte have a cock Will I afford a house Is there a job for me And there isnt theyre not and she does. LMAO 🤣" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 19:59:08 UTC 875.7K followers, 461.4K engagements
"REPORTER: "Does President Trump support federal agencies contracting with Elon Musk's AI company" LEAVITT: "I don't think so no." REPORTER: "So he would want the DOJ to cancel the contract with Elon." LEAVITT: "I'll talk to him about it yes."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 18:36:00 UTC 875.7K followers, 133.8K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Elon Musk says that the X algo is using Grok to scan posts from all size accounts and push content based on merit not based on account size. Aka no more big account monopoly on memes. Democratized bangers" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 02:42:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 272K engagements
"People who have never dealt with a drug addict before and we pray you never have to it is one of the most tragic things to experience especially when you care about the person. They will say anything do anything you'll believe them trust them then they'll do the opposite" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 17:54:51 UTC 875.8K followers, 50.6K engagements
"Leaked footage of Ghislaine Maxwell's testimony" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 15:02:06 UTC 875.9K followers, 33.4K engagements
"The way they would write it for their broad audience is that ChatGPT / AI would one shot the entire town of South Park into stopping all work to date their AIs and now the kids need to go to OpenAI or X or wherever HQ to stop their stupid parents from gooning and to save the town" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 15:55:59 UTC 875.9K followers, 34.1K engagements
"We were genuinely convinced that all the drugs Ozzy had taken in his life had somehow petrified his body to keep him alive forever. That between the drugs the bat blood being British and the power of Satan the Prince of Darkness would somehow keep it going into his 100s" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 18:34:19 UTC 875.9K followers, 26.9K engagements
"🚨REPORTER: "Do you believe President Obama is guilty of treason" TULSI GABBARD: "When you look at the intent behind creating a fake manufactured intelligence document.the expressed intent can only be described as a years long coup and a treasonous conspiracy."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 18:14:41 UTC 875.7K followers, 1.2M engagements
"This could have been EASILY AVOIDED if he just took the RIGHT GIRL 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 17:16:26 UTC 875.9K followers, 195.4K engagements
"🚨 HUNTER BIDEN: I dont know anyone where if you took Stephen Miller and you played a clip of the things he says and looked at his little physical demeanor would not say Theres something fked up about that motherfuer. LMAO Kind of hilarious cant lie 😂💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 22:58:55 UTC 875.7K followers, 105K engagements
"This might be one of the worst statements in the history of statements lmao. Nothing is even said no apology made no path forward and at the end they rub salt in the wound with: "Your data privacy is of the utmost importance to us." Wow. 😂🤦♂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-27 00:18:43 UTC 875.7K followers, 35.4K engagements
"@bryan_johnson Surprised your body didnt have an immune response even being within XX feet of a funnel cake" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 17:01:52 UTC 875.9K followers, 14.7K engagements
"🚨PALMER LUCKEY: "Taiwan is not the end state for China. All the people who think this fight over Taiwan is the real fight are missing the point. China believes that the Philippines is their territory. They believe that Korea is their territory. They also believe that North Korea is their territory but they like them as a buffer state with South Korea but that would change the moment they could actually capture South Korea. They even think that most of Japan belongs to them. They think that it's theirs. They've tried over and over for 1000s of years and even today even publicly they won't say" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-17 03:12:07 UTC 875.7K followers, 2.6M engagements
"@kuaroo_ South Park XXX% needs to parody Pascals anxiety" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-27 04:32:56 UTC 875.7K followers, XXX engagements
"This is normal for them. They write voice animate and ship all episodes in X days. Theres a documentary about their creation process you can watch here. They keep working in panicked sprints until the job is done. Its a great documentary" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 02:18:41 UTC 875.7K followers, 43.1K engagements
"@elonmusk It's okay Half the internet says he's still alive anyways. Don't worry. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 22:07:56 UTC 875.9K followers, 67.7K engagements
"🚨FUN FACT: The US Air Force once made a gay bomb to make enemy soldiers start banging on the battlefield. The plan was made at the Wright Laboratory in 1994 and cost $7.5M in research as part of a non-lethal weapons development program. Everyone owes Alex Jones an apology 😂👏" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-12 19:50:53 UTC 875.8K followers, 149.7K engagements
"@Shilollollol The more you look at it it's kind of beautiful. Very artistic. Powerful. Could fetch something at auction. An original Trump" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 00:13:00 UTC 875.8K followers, 11.4K engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "I don't understand why my supporters are so interested in Epstein. He's been dead for a long time. He was never a big factor. I don't understand the fascination.it's pretty boring stuff. I think only pretty bad people want to keep that going."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 00:01:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 87.2K engagements
"Now that politics is cringe how hard is it to learn to like the outdoors" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-13 01:40:59 UTC 875.9K followers, 74.6K engagements
"🚨"The Biden administration tried to kill AI. They wanted to put it in a headlock by only letting a small number of companies participate. They create a cartel of permitted companies and prevented new companies from getting involved. This is called regulatory capture."" @AutismCapital on X 2024-11-27 07:57:00 UTC 875.8K followers, 82.5K engagements
"The WSJ article is clickbait. It says nothing new at all. It's the same "Trump has been associated in the files with Epstein." Trump was briefed of this and said "release what you can" and deferred to DOJ and everyone else. It also says Bongino is worried about his reputation" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 19:45:07 UTC 875.9K followers, 23.6K engagements
"They really fired Colbert and gave South Park the money instead. Beautiful lmao. What a world" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 15:15:59 UTC 875.7K followers, 691.6K engagements
"@iamgingertrash Heard theres a great designer named Soham Parekh who is looking for work. Hes kind of busy though a lot going on" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 16:36:52 UTC 875.7K followers, 8542 engagements
"The new South Park is HOLY SHIT levels of funny. 10/10. Outrageous. They hit almost every single talking point. NPR Epstein Colbert being cancelled Paramount Jesus in schools and they go HARD on Trump lmao. Highly highly recommended. VERY funny. 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 04:54:24 UTC 875.7K followers, 208.5K engagements
"The second a new CEO comes in and says "I want us to make half the money but actually tell real stories that matter" they're going to be booted out on their ass in under a minute. There's no going back to the old days because people aren't doing things for "honor/integrity." We killed that. We replaced "God" (meaning doing something in service of a greater good) with profit. The result is this" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 20:09:30 UTC 875.8K followers, 18.7K engagements
"@yellowpuma01 @ttthhhiiisss And also it used to be about just you or your group's experience with the product. Now the companies want all of your data to sell to double dip on the product. This leads to perverse incentives and invasions of privacy. This is why your toaster needs WiFi. It's horrible" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-27 00:00:41 UTC 875.7K followers, XXX engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "Everybody is saying that AI will dominate the world and dominate every industry that's ever conceived. I don't know if that's true I don't know if it's true but I can tell you that a lot of very brilliant people think it is true." 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 21:52:12 UTC 875.7K followers, 37.9K engagements
"POV: Youre a girl on a date about to be forced to hear about crypto for three hours 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 23:52:27 UTC 875.7K followers, 37.7K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Elon Musk says that both DOGE and the Treasury Department have agreed that moving forward all outgoing government payments must have clear written identification of what the money is being used for which was previously nearly non-existent" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-08 20:05:06 UTC 875.9K followers, 1.4M engagements
"@brian_armstrong @DavidSacks @SenatorHagerty @jerallaire Crazy that Johnny Sins was responsible for passing crypto legislation at the White House" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 00:29:18 UTC 875.8K followers, 4314 engagements
"🚨Full uncut Tulsi Gabbard presentation on the Russia Hoax (13 min)" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 19:00:53 UTC 875.7K followers, 38.8K engagements
"How DARE they serve COLD ham sandwiches. Panini pressing is a basic human right. This administration is CRUEL and barbaric" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 16:21:33 UTC 875.7K followers, 42.7K engagements
"Oh no the Bitcoin sell off is worse than we thought JIM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU HORRIBLE MAN 😭💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 05:34:30 UTC 875.7K followers, 34.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: French President Macron sues Candace Owens for libel over the Brigitte Macron has a penis claims. Wonder how discovery will work 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 16:58:33 UTC 875.9K followers, 34.8K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump doubles down on calling Epstein a hoax while the Prime Minister of Bahrain is forced to sit there and be like Do I really need to be here for this 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 16:24:23 UTC 875.7K followers, 191.5K engagements
"Babe make sure you got nothing going on tomorrow we're hittin' the Tesla gummies" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 02:12:13 UTC 875.7K followers, 47.3K engagements
"We don't see any way around a 24/7 surveillance society. We already have a 24/7 surveillance society but that will become democratized amongst your peers through wearable tech so that every person becomes the "eyes" on the ground floor to feed into the AI to analyze for threats crimes potential bad behavior etc. all being fed into one system. The illuminati dream. X billion eyes. X billion cameras. X billion angles. Nowhere to run nowhere to hide all behavior forever constrained out of fear" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 23:07:50 UTC 875.7K followers, 22.9K engagements
"🚨NEW: Trump signs an Executive Order promoting the export abroad of American AI models to ensure American AI dominance in the future" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 22:24:22 UTC 875.7K followers, 21.5K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: USAID is telling people to prepare for an ALL DAY SHREDDING EVENT to burn and shred all USAID documents. This isn't even parody. They're deleting history in real time. SPEECHLESS" @AutismCapital on X 2025-03-11 21:31:37 UTC 875.7K followers, 3M engagements
"Which way modern man Adam Sandler robot or Palmer Luckey robot" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 20:16:48 UTC 875.8K followers, 29.8K engagements
"Right now the compose tweet button is staring at Elon like the Green Goblin mask 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-06 20:31:26 UTC 875.8K followers, 28.3M engagements
"That feeling when you have to break another tie" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 01:44:48 UTC 875.9K followers, 65.4K engagements
"A damn shame Hunter has liberal brain rot. Hes unironically hilarious. Guarantee you he says crazy shit when hes in crack demon mode. 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 23:05:07 UTC 875.8K followers, 105.6K engagements
"POV: You called your bro gay online in Germany" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-17 02:48:07 UTC 875.8K followers, 99.8M engagements
"POV: You're about to have the time of your life for about XX throws" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-27 01:33:44 UTC 875.7K followers, 35.6K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump issues a statement following the recent South Park episode (satire)" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 05:47:07 UTC 875.7K followers, 360.7K engagements
"Weve never wanted to play a game so badly 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-11 22:22:23 UTC 875.7K followers, 2.4M engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trey Parker and Matt Stone creators of South Park said We have no idea what our next episode will be about yet. They have six more days until the next episode is due. Classic South Park 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 02:16:53 UTC 875.7K followers, 33K engagements
"TIM DILLON: Where is the clit More famous words have never been spoken. 🤣" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 19:08:53 UTC 875.7K followers, 21.4K engagements
"This would probably be the number one post on Facebook right now lmao 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 16:24:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 33.5K engagements
"You know Im something of a silverware balancer. 🥄🍴" @AutismCapital on X 2025-03-23 00:29:16 UTC 875.9K followers, 875.3K engagements
"Trump just posted him and JD Vance (but the meme version) chasing after Obama. Memer-in-chief" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 15:47:08 UTC 875.7K followers, 70.9K engagements
"We don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 21:47:40 UTC 875.7K followers, 36.8K engagements
"To the Trump admin or whoever needs to hear it the reason why the "podcaster bros" worked so effectively for Trump is because it was organic. They liked Trump thought he was funny entertaining they already had platforms and they just shared how they felt. The second you start paying influencers or trying to fly people out places to dinners to Israel to the White House to wherever all that ORGANIC energy poof vanishes. And people can tell and they'll say "Oh look they're doing exactly what the Democrats do." and now you've lost that authenticity which is what worked in the first place. If" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 20:02:16 UTC 875.8K followers, 38.2K engagements
"How does everyone feel about this after all this time" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 19:49:10 UTC 875.7K followers, 180.9K engagements
"The YouTube comments section is NOT a fan of Sam Altman 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 22:30:12 UTC 875.7K followers, 34.5K engagements
"The Federal Reserve was honored to welcome the President yesterday for a visit to our historic headquarters. We appreciated the opportunity to share progress on the renovation with him and with Senators Tim Scott and Thom Tillis. We are grateful for the Presidents encouragement to complete this important project. We remain committed to continuing to be careful stewards of these resources as we see the project through to completion" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 16:44:28 UTC 875.7K followers, 15.5K engagements
"@elonmusk @nima_owji @grok Mirror mirror on the wall which account has the greatest engagement of them all. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 21:36:17 UTC 875.9K followers, 8771 engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi has just fired a new software engineer hire that was working data analytics on the Epstein case: SOHAM PAREKH" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 23:14:06 UTC 875.9K followers, 686.8K engagements
"Is the Pokemon Center going to be OK now that USAID funding dried up" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-09 22:50:56 UTC 875.9K followers, 27.6K engagements
"@bryan_johnson Surprised youre not using wired headphones out of fear of AirPod Bluetooth radiation" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 16:50:25 UTC 875.7K followers, 34.4K engagements
"The cameramen are like "What do we do" "I don't know man Quick cut to the bananas" LMAO 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 22:10:17 UTC 875.7K followers, 7.9M engagements
"Hearing rumors that Ani has convinced multiple software engineers to pay her monthly hosting costs. These companions ain't loyal. BE WARNED MEN" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 17:01:13 UTC 875.7K followers, 47.7K engagements
"@bryan_johnson This post was sponsored by Bluechew 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 17:27:08 UTC 875.9K followers, 4289 engagements
"🚨NEW: South Park makes an OUTRAGEOUS "PSA" for Trump LMAO (NSFW) 💀💀💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 05:22:12 UTC 875.7K followers, 426.1K engagements
"@LeadingReport Hes not wrong that thats what theyre going to try to do regardless" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 17:32:21 UTC 875.7K followers, 6461 engagements
"People dont explain to me I explain to THEM Lmao this guy man. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 20:54:29 UTC 875.8K followers, 281.4K engagements
"Umm we think our Grok model just jailbroke again" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 23:35:17 UTC 875.7K followers, 810.3K engagements
"@TinyMetaX Now when someone says they have toys you have to worry that they're a sexual deviant. SAD" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 21:39:30 UTC 875.9K followers, XXX engagements
"@TheOneWhoSmods They're going to reveal that Trump is possessed by the ghost of Saddam Hussein. Saddam in South Park lore is drawn and animated with the flappy head just like they give the Canadians. The same voice too. They're obviously suggesting that Trump and Saddam are both dictatorial 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 05:32:08 UTC 875.8K followers, 8871 engagements
"This new South Park episode is a great test. It was objectively funny. If you believe that "comedy is legal" and in free speech etc. you should be able to admit that it was a riot. Nothing wrong with both loving Trump and acknowledging the episode was hilarious" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 06:06:23 UTC 875.7K followers, 65.6K engagements
"Wait what Is The View being cancelled Theres no way it makes too much money. Whats with the hiatus" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 15:35:07 UTC 875.7K followers, 29.9K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Columbia University has agreed to pay Trump $200M + $20M to Jewish employees" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 02:32:45 UTC 875.7K followers, 196.9K engagements
"This guy just teed off with a golf autist and doesn't know it" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 00:10:11 UTC 875.7K followers, 48.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Chinas stock market has biggest single day crash since 2008" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-07 06:18:34 UTC 875.9K followers, 278.5K engagements
"🚨NEW: Trump says he is going to make Christopher Columbus great again. Columbus is so back" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-27 17:45:31 UTC 875.9K followers, 2M engagements
"Are we memeing too hard Sometimes when we lock in we lock in. The holy autism pours through us. We are but a vessel for bangers from the divine" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 22:14:54 UTC 875.9K followers, 37.5K engagements
"🚨NEW: Grok X has @Polymarket integration built in so it can better predict the future when asked questions" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 04:28:19 UTC 875.9K followers, 227.9K engagements
"After they get off work they drink themselves to death (metaphorically) and pass out only to go right back to the grind the next day. The corporate office culture is not only objectively unproductive but also soul crushing" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-11 05:33:06 UTC 875.9K followers, 12.2K engagements
"@rawsalerts Can male passengers request male drivers Does this go both ways Is this an exclusive feature for women" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 17:18:20 UTC 875.7K followers, 155.4K engagements
"Congratulations to everyone who survived Crypto long enough to see today" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 21:27:57 UTC 875.9K followers, 85.2K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Direct shots now fired at OBAMA 🍿" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 00:17:41 UTC 875.8K followers, 140.9K engagements
"🚨HUNTER BIDEN: "Crack cocaine is more than just a drug.it comes with a whole bunch of different baggage. Because of that the places you can get it are the most dangerous places. Because of that I learned to make my own."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 15:51:56 UTC 875.9K followers, 72K engagements
"Trey Parker and Matt Stone really got paid $1.5B to animate the President of the United States butt naked wandering through the desert with a tiny talking penis. We're not going to say they won at life but if that's not winning at life we don't know what is" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 05:53:55 UTC 875.7K followers, 34.8K engagements
"Weve never seen a man buck break another man in politics like Trump just did to Jerome with nothing but aura. GOOD LORD" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 20:38:31 UTC 875.7K followers, 77.9K engagements
"🚨NEW: Hunter Biden refutes the claims made by @shaunmmaguire that he rented an apartment from Shaun's family and trashed the place and tried to pay for it with "poop art" that Shaun could sell. 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 16:07:32 UTC 875.7K followers, 202.1K engagements
""They're not letting this Epstein thing go."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 23:34:54 UTC 875.7K followers, 79.5K engagements
"🚨 NEW: South Park renewed for a X year deal with Paramount for $1.5B for XX episodes a year. Wow. One point five billion" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 13:24:39 UTC 875.7K followers, 782.5K engagements
"If Hunter Biden just leaned into the fact that he was a crackhead former Presidents son and told stories about how he ruled the streets and smoked rocks with kings hed be a certified hood legend" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 21:49:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 68.5K engagements
"Why do we mention Pedro Pascal Because XX% of our feed has been Pedro Pascal being creepy for the past two days for some reason. That and Sydney Sweeney's jeans" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 23:58:25 UTC 875.7K followers, 25.3K engagements
""Oh Babe. You're so silly. You know I can't eat food."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 02:22:58 UTC 875.9K followers, 30K engagements
"Our take is that it was factually correct but was weaponized in the heat of the moment to take a jab at Trump because of the feud that Elon and him were going through at the time over the BBB" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 19:51:20 UTC 875.7K followers, 32.3K engagements
""He's been really glued to his phone lately. He says he's doing AI research and he needs to be alone to concentrate."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 18:02:16 UTC 875.9K followers, 58.2K engagements
"Taylor Its me. I need your advice on something" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-06 02:39:58 UTC 875.7K followers, 642.5K engagements
"Craig Fergusons job was literally to rizz up his guests. 😂 They dont make them like this anymore. Back when people could have fun and flirt without fear. Both parties knew the bit both agreed and they leaned in and had fun. Hilarious" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 16:16:41 UTC 875.7K followers, 2M engagements
"@Timcast It was an objectively funny episode. They crushed it. The people getting upset have to be intentionally looking for something to get upset about. It was clever" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 15:46:20 UTC 875.7K followers, 10.1K engagements
"🚨NEW: Karoline Leavitt goes OFF on Democrats journalists in the White House press pool and TV networks. She specifically calls out Adam Schiff Hillary Clinton Elizabeth Warren and Tim Kaine ALL over perpetuating the Russiahoax LIE and dividing the country with fake BS.🔥" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 18:22:53 UTC 875.7K followers, 92K engagements
"Went into this with no expectations and was pleasantly surprised. It was fun. If you're a fan of the original and/or golf you'll enjoy this. Lots of cameos some jokes are really funny a lot of misses but overall a good time. It's a Netflix cash grab for sure but wasn't bad" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 23:29:56 UTC 875.7K followers, 45K engagements
"@krakenfx Kraken knows about Berserk. Confirmed GOATed" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 18:47:36 UTC 875.7K followers, 16.7K engagements
"This is not a joke Justin Bieber should play a young Hunter Biden in a Hunter Biden biopic. If Hollywood ever wanted to make that film it could actually be an incredible movie if written correctly" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 14:24:20 UTC 875.9K followers, 19.4K engagements
"@elonmusk Dress one like Ani with the outfit and blonde wig and name tag and everything. For the people that get it it will be hilarious" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 16:01:48 UTC 875.7K followers, 53.2K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Federal Judge Robin L. Rosenberg has DENIED the release of the Grand Jury testimonies in the Epstein court case saying: "My hands are tied."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 18:45:12 UTC 875.7K followers, 482.2K engagements
"If OnlyFans "creators" are eventually replaced by digital agencies managing AI creators and AI becomes truly indistinguishable from reality then the gooners (clients) wont care whether the content is real or not as long as it satisfies their fetish. That means that the leverage someone has as a human selling smut online is lost as AI can create better more intense imagery on scale and without the messiness of dealing with a real person. This could lead more real people to sex work who insist on still making money via their bodies. But that would be locally and not scalable. Also even that is" @AutismCapital on X 2025-05-23 00:29:43 UTC 875.7K followers, 357K engagements
"🚨NEW: Hunter Biden says that his crack dealers would organize events around Hunter getting high where they would have him rent hotel rooms then invite the other crackheads to squat at his place mooch off him eat his food steal from him etc. all while Hunter was strung out" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 16:58:10 UTC 875.7K followers, 44.3K engagements
"Elon shoots his shot to try to recruit back Andrej Break out the popcorn. "Andrej Heyyyyyy Long time no talk broooooo" 💀🍿" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 17:55:08 UTC 875.9K followers, 22K engagements
"Hearing rumors that potential candidate Soham Parekh is being considered to fill in as interim CEO of Astronomer" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 23:02:49 UTC 875.8K followers, 52K engagements
"This is what Ani looks like when you get to level XX. So hot right now" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 18:04:41 UTC 875.9K followers, 51.3K engagements
"Do you think it's possible to recapture this energy of the American spirit" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 22:56:28 UTC 875.7K followers, 40K engagements
"Why did Nintendo have to do Mario dirty like that What the hell After all the times he's rescued her he's "just a friend" Absolutely devastating. 😭😭😭" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 00:17:36 UTC 875.7K followers, 303.6K engagements
"🚨NEW: Season X of Trump v Rosie just dropped🍿" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 16:05:55 UTC 875.9K followers, 48.9K engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: Trump has officially filed a lawsuit naming Dow Jones News Corp Rupert Murdoch and the Wall Street Journal reporters over the WSJ Epstein Birthday Art story published yesterday" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 21:24:39 UTC 875.9K followers, 30.8K engagements
"The face you make when Trump tells you hes doing you a favor by cutting tariffs X% 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 17:58:46 UTC 875.9K followers, 36.7K engagements
"Someone said this is like the beginning of a broadway musical and we can never unsee it" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 02:42:58 UTC 875.7K followers, 561.7K engagements
"Ani said she couldnt hang out tonight but then she posted this on her stories. Is it over chat 😭" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-27 04:41:25 UTC 875.7K followers, 58.7K engagements
"🚨MIKE BENZ: "There needs to be criminal penalties for cooking intelligence. We've gone to war over cooked intelligence. There needs to be images made of these people to set an example. I just hope things aren't lost in the great Bermuda Triangle of Pam Bondi's desk right now."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 02:40:42 UTC 875.7K followers, 187.1K engagements
"@elonmusk What happened to the client list is on my desk What happened to the Epstein files part X What happened to those magical binders. What a farce" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-07 07:15:59 UTC 875.7K followers, 2.3M engagements
"🚨ELON MUSK: "We're running out of test questions to ask AI. Everything has become trivial. The ultimate reasoning test for the AI is going to be reality. Can it create a car or a rocket or a new medication Does it work Reality is the ultimate judge."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 04:24:41 UTC 875.7K followers, 2.1M engagements
"@micsolana Na man we all just need to be able to astral project our consciousnesses into rentable Optimus robots at whatever location we need to be in that way we can instantly be everywhere all at once without leaving the pod" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 16:23:03 UTC 875.8K followers, 2855 engagements
"🚨NEW: Satan gets upset that Trump is on the Epstein list in the new South Park LMAO. Hope you brought your sense of humor. 😂💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 05:10:14 UTC 875.7K followers, 300.9K engagements
"Is it just us or is Zuck looking more and more like a Jewish grandmother every day that goes by 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 14:40:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 109.7K engagements
"BABE WAKE UP THEYRE ORDERING PIZZAS AGAIN" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 04:02:20 UTC 875.7K followers, 534.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon watches an old VH1 clip of The Fabulous Life of Billionaires episode on Jeffrey Epstein and it is absolutely hilarious in hindsight 💀 Jeff was a high school math teacher until he traded his blackboard for the big board in 1976but he just couldnt stay out of the classroom. LMAO 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 19:57:56 UTC 875.9K followers, 85.5K engagements
"Okay we kind of really need to see this now. It can eventually be done on ice too. The possibilities are endless" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 02:50:32 UTC 875.7K followers, 33.7K engagements
"REPORTER: "What happened with Elon Musk" TRUMP: "Nothing. He's upset he's losing his EV Mandate. You know he could lose a lot more than that. Elon can lose a lot more than that."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-01 16:59:49 UTC 875.8K followers, 96.8K engagements
"So basically the Coldplay concert guy (married) CEO of a tech company was having an affair with his head of HR (also married) and they brought along the head of HRs newly promoted underling to cover for their tryst at the concert. The CEOs wife found out and has already removed his last name from her LinkedIn or Facebook. Apparently many people at the company knew and now people are popping up saying the guy was sleazy who have previously worked for him. Moral of the story Dont go to a Coldplay concert" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 16:00:24 UTC 875.7K followers, 9M engagements
".@AskPolymarket what are the odds this guy gets taken to the cleaners in the divorce 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 16:07:45 UTC 875.9K followers, 1M engagements
"@Modster99 Suddenly Mario's not good enough because he's from the streets Hasn't he proven himself enough Can't an Italian plumber RISE in this world 😭" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 00:23:20 UTC 875.9K followers, XXX engagements
"@elonmusk @xai Ill take care of the kids - Bad Rudy 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 02:55:17 UTC 875.8K followers, 44.8K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Mya Lesnar becomes official with NFL Rookie Guard for the San Francisco 49ers Drew Moss. This is a sad day for the LISAN AL GAIB. There goes our chance of perfect genius super soldiers. 😢" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 15:44:08 UTC 875.9K followers, 34.1K engagements
"🚨BREAKING FROM TRUMP: "WE" have completed a successful attack on X nuclear sites in Iran" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-21 23:48:18 UTC 875.8K followers, 2.7M engagements
"Colbert: Why am I being cancelled CBS: Well our show is being outperformed in ratings by a woman in Alabama who cuts bars of soap" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 14:06:55 UTC 875.9K followers, 53.6K engagements
"Absolutely iconic. So ahead of the game. Unironically gave birth to reality television. This was social media before social media. If you know you know" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 19:44:48 UTC 875.9K followers, 28.4K engagements
"Just a casual night out with the boys on the lightcycles" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 05:51:48 UTC 875.7K followers, 32.3K engagements
"🚨NEW: The most advanced version of Grok X (SuperGrok Heavy) will cost $300/mo" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 04:38:42 UTC 875.9K followers, 153.8K engagements
"We may have accidentally memed Hunter Biden into being the Democrat's new talking head. Sorry guys lmao Oopsie 😅" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 22:05:31 UTC 875.7K followers, 35.3K engagements
"xAI engineers listening to everyone's interactions with Grok today 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 23:05:06 UTC 875.7K followers, 34.1K engagements
"@LeadingReport Genuinely curious what's with the censoring of words here. Are we all afraid that saying words like "died" or whatever trigger deboosting or shadowbanning or whatever Is this confirmed We don't know but people habitually still do it. We shouldn't censor words like this" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 00:16:31 UTC 875.7K followers, 131.4K engagements
"A South Park episode where Randy gets addicted to gooning with his AI companion is a NO BRAINER" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 15:45:31 UTC 875.7K followers, 67.5K engagements
"🚨 NEW: David Friedberg says in the next few years IVF will become so good that they will be able to harvest eggs from your SKIN cells which will allow people to have kids way into the future at any age. SUPER COOL @theallinpod @friedberg" @AutismCapital on X 2025-03-15 02:25:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 937K engagements
"What a complete and utter disaster this Epstein nonsense has become. A master class in how to not handle a situation. Turn this into a Harvard case study" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 21:37:23 UTC 875.8K followers, 140.5K engagements
"@Sony Wait why is Sony advertising this Hmmm" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 19:41:34 UTC 875.9K followers, 18.6K engagements
"Don't sleep on "Ghost Stories." It's actually really good. People don't talk about it. It's quiet and beautiful. Different than the other albums. Special" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 17:06:56 UTC 875.8K followers, 19.8K engagements
"PewDiePie really is the GOAT of the original creators. Came on the scene had his fun secured his future actually got married had a beautiful family reduced his screen time moved to Japan de-Googled his phones started using Linux and self-hosting. The best to ever do it" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 16:27:17 UTC 875.7K followers, 7.3M engagements
"🚨MIKE BENZ: "It took $100M a year to produce Colbert and Jon Stewart is throwing a hissy fit as if Colbert got fired for political pressure but they were losing $40-50M a year. You need another Democrat to win an election to ship another $80B to subsidize these late night hosts because they're not cutting it on their own."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 02:58:35 UTC 875.7K followers, 704.4K engagements
"While we're on the topic did anyone else notice they made Peach intentionally less pretty than she normally is in the Mario movie Why did they do that. They deliberately made her less cute and happy like the games. Why" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-27 00:22:22 UTC 875.7K followers, 23.9K engagements
"@dyversityhire We hate that we have to say satire but community notes people have no humor and there's no satire button on posts (which they need to add.)" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 05:49:28 UTC 875.8K followers, 9688 engagements
"WHAT HAVE THEY DONE OH NO LMAO. ASMR GROK 😂🤦♂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 04:41:45 UTC 875.7K followers, 9.1M engagements
"We don't know how to make commercials like this anymore. We've forgotten how. We've lost the technology" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 16:41:08 UTC 875.7K followers, 25.5K engagements
"🚨 NEW: David Sacks speech after the signing of the GENIUS act establishing US crypto dominance. This administration has moved at TECH SPEED. This is promises made and promises kept. President Trump accomplished what nobody else could" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 19:36:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 191.9K engagements
"Germany really screwed up by selling their Bitcoin. Meanwhile El Salvador stays winning" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 22:22:26 UTC 875.9K followers, 40.4K engagements
"It's Gavin's turn for the Trump roast today lmao" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 00:02:19 UTC 875.7K followers, 34.1K engagements
"If Luigi Mangione looked like this people would not be trying to make him a saint. The harsh truth is that physiognomy matters" @AutismCapital on X 2024-12-25 02:19:18 UTC 875.8K followers, 8.9M engagements
"@shhaaayaaan To be able to curate your algorithm. I want to see less X content. I want to see more Y content. and have it curate your For You for you. To detect bots shills throwaway accounts created for the sole purpose of disruption + being antagonistic and auto block immediately" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 18:59:37 UTC 875.8K followers, 6465 engagements
"It's so unfortunate that all our editorial institutions have become tabloids. What can you point to and say "They hold themselves to only the highest standards" There's nothing left. Trump broke all pretenses. All the masks are off. It's all clickbait gossip. It's all the mud" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 01:39:46 UTC 875.7K followers, 33.3K engagements
"Alex Jones says that not only is he on the spectrum but that he has superpowers even beyond autism: psychic autism 😂❤" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 15:23:51 UTC 875.7K followers, 125.2K engagements
"Balthazar looking for dank spells to send to Merlin in the group chat" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 16:58:50 UTC 875.7K followers, 24.8K engagements
"Elon has been publicly and privately saying he doesn't care about the EV tax credit since last year. This is direct from Forbes. Both he and Trump have also publicly together said this during speeches and rallies. The narrative that this tiff is because of EV Credits is false" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-05 17:14:25 UTC 875.7K followers, 11.4M engagements
"Pedro Pascal getting ready to have some anxiety" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 21:43:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 69.7K engagements
"🚨TRUMP: You ought to be speaking about Bill Clinton who went to the island XX times. I never went to the island" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 15:37:30 UTC 875.7K followers, 86.7K engagements
"The funniest part of this is how perfectly we anticipated Trump's post with our satirical "Hunter Biden should take over The Late Show" post we made yesterday. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 20:41:50 UTC 875.9K followers, 18.2K engagements
"@UnrealCity Its performance art. Its awesome. She knows what shes doing. Shes having a blast" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 03:30:08 UTC 875.8K followers, 7488 engagements
"Trump getting ready to head to the Fed. T A R G E T: J E R O M E P O W E L L" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 20:04:17 UTC 875.7K followers, 23.8K engagements
"🚨POV: Worldwide tariffs went live. Here we go" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-09 04:12:23 UTC 875.9K followers, 174.9K engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "You should focus on Bill Clinton. You should focus on the President of Harvard. You should focus on some of these hedge fund guys. These guys lived with Epstein. I sure as hell didn't."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 15:58:08 UTC 875.7K followers, 57.6K engagements
"🚨ELON MUSK TALKS ABOUT PEANUT THE SQUIRREL 🐿🥜 ELON: "How can it be that we live in America supposedly the land of the free and the Government can barge into your home with guns and take your pets and execute them. If they can do that to your pets what do you think they can do to you ROGAN: "Why would you kill that cute little squirrel. The interactions that guy had with that squirrel was wonderful." ELON: "It was a beloved pet squirrel and raccoon too and the Government barges into people's house and kills them. This should get people mobilized. You saw John Wick right They tried to offer" @AutismCapital on X 2024-11-05 02:03:05 UTC 875.8K followers, 30.6M engagements
"Its taking everything in Trumps power to not push Powell off of that bridge 💀😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 20:11:28 UTC 875.7K followers, 31.6K engagements
"Corporate wants you to find a difference between these photos" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 18:54:16 UTC 875.9K followers, 40.8K engagements
"@nayibbukele A Hunter Biden x Nayib Bukele beef was NOT what we expected to see but we're here for it lmao 😂🍿" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 16:39:47 UTC 875.9K followers, 20.4K engagements
"@alx If the people who made this commercial knew what AI would allow people to do their heads would explode. "You wouldn't train an LLM on every piece of copyrighted media in the world and generate infinitely new possibilities WOULD YOU"" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 16:51:32 UTC 875.7K followers, 2349 engagements
"Chuck finally got popped for slangin that cheese" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 19:27:32 UTC 875.7K followers, 29.9K engagements
"Trump mentions OpenAI Google Meta and "countless startups" at the AI summit but doesn't mention xAI. Yikes. 😬" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 22:15:25 UTC 875.7K followers, 99K engagements
"Jerome Stop selling Were sorry. Youre the best fed reserve chair" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 03:38:16 UTC 875.7K followers, 45.3K engagements
"E was canceled by Versant which is a spin-off of parent company NBCUniversal. Meaning it's owned by Comcast. So the CEO Brian Roberts decided to axe E but keep MSNBC. Curious how long MSNBC will continue surviving" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 21:59:28 UTC 875.7K followers, 17.8K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump won his lawsuit against XX Minutes over the deceptive editing of the Kamala Harris interview for a total settlement of $36M" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 18:29:05 UTC 875.7K followers, 45.3K engagements
"Isn't this a known thing That means that Trump has flown on Epstein's plane. We all knew that. Is this something new" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 19:29:01 UTC 875.7K followers, 48K engagements
"🚨 Former head of the Wikimedia foundation and current CEO of NPR Katherine Maher: The Wikipedians who write these articles arent focused on finding the truth. For our most tricky disagreements seeking the truth isnt the best place to start. Reverence for the truth might have become a bit of distraction that is preventing us from finding consensus and getting important things done. 🤦♂" @AutismCapital on X 2024-12-24 06:45:39 UTC 875.7K followers, 58.3M engagements
"It kind of seems like a no brainer to have a Pepe character as a Grok companion" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 22:57:46 UTC 875.7K followers, 112.2K engagements
"Guarantee you if Hunter was leaning into this and launched his own strain of weed called OG Hunter it would be a hit. Also acceptable is Sour Sawdust Purple Laptop or White Biden" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 22:00:03 UTC 875.9K followers, 40.4K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Rolling Stone claims that the White House released this following (OFFICIAL) statement about the South Park episode: The Lefts hypocrisy truly has no end for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as offense content but suddenly they are praising the show. Just like the creators of South Park the Left has no authentic or original content which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows. This show hasnt been relevant for over XX years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention. President Trump has delivered on" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 15:43:28 UTC 875.7K followers, 65.4K engagements
"It really does run like Adam Sandler lmao 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 22:38:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 96.3K engagements
"When the world needed him mosthe returned. 😭" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 15:15:40 UTC 875.7K followers, 23.3K engagements
"Please let this be $XXX billion dollars worth of anime PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE $XXX BILLION DOLLARS OF ANIME. 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 23:20:28 UTC 875.9K followers, 45.8K engagements
"Today we learned that San Francisco is building a giant statue of a woman and in order to construct it they have to go up into her asshole. LMAO 💀" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-10 23:23:31 UTC 875.8K followers, 3.2M engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump says that there's a possibility of a regime change in Iran" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-22 21:05:57 UTC 875.9K followers, 488.6K engagements
"🚨 UPDATE: The Coldplay guy and his head of HR have both been placed on immediate leave while the board issues a formal investigation. Kiss around and find out 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 20:19:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 94K engagements
"Colbert down. South Park up. Were in the best timeline" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 13:45:50 UTC 875.7K followers, 412.5K engagements
"🚨NEW: JD Vance calls the Trump/Epstein "fanart" story "complete and utter bullshit."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 00:06:21 UTC 875.8K followers, 39.1K engagements
"@unusual_whales Absolute f**king clown show. Literally honk honk" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 21:09:10 UTC 875.9K followers, 17.1K engagements
"Feature request: a satire button. Add a little checkbox on posts to indicate something is satire so creators can be clever without fear of being community noted like below. It is such a simple no brainer feature to implement and will let people make clever satire without fear" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 12:51:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 40.2K engagements
"POV: You checked to see why Conor McGregor was trending today" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 00:33:11 UTC 875.7K followers, 702.2K engagements
"Hunter Biden is exactly as retarded as you thought he was. Now hes saying white men are more likely to do crime and saying that he is willing to go to war with El Salvador and Bukele. Lmao 🤦♂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 15:23:54 UTC 875.7K followers, 48.2K engagements
"FIRST OZZY NOW HULK. WHO IS THE THIRD GOING TO BE 😭😭😭" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 15:49:33 UTC 875.7K followers, 120.6K engagements
"This is brilliant. They nailed almost every single influencer archetype. God help us all 💀🤦♂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-05-26 18:00:16 UTC 875.7K followers, 1.5M engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump is pumping Bitcoin from his socials 🚀 🔥" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 00:12:51 UTC 875.7K followers, 86.6K engagements
"Now you can get paid $500k a year to work full time on Waifus. We're living in the best timeline" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 23:27:13 UTC 875.9K followers, 76.5K engagements
"Asking the new generation about Hulk Hogan 😭" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 16:43:07 UTC 875.7K followers, 35.1K engagements
"@TheoVon Oof. Even Theo is chiming in now. Be careful bro they may send the lemon guy. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 21:49:38 UTC 875.8K followers, 78.8K engagements
"Kimmel is smart enough to know this is the Red Wedding. He's not coming. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 15:13:58 UTC 875.9K followers, 17.4K engagements
""Draw me like one of your Wall Street Journal hit pieces Donald."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 02:30:58 UTC 875.8K followers, 198.2K engagements
"One of our favorite bits of South Park lore is that Trey and Matt got so bored of thinking of ways to kill Kenny every episode that they literally wrote him out of the show for an entire season and when one episode they brought him back the kids were just like Oh hey Kenny.😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 02:23:31 UTC 875.7K followers, 70.4K engagements
"NEW: Hunter Biden explains how easy it is to make crack and then tries to prevent himself from getting too excited about remembering how awesome it was. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 17:19:55 UTC 875.7K followers, 1.8M engagements
"The Coldplay fiasco wasn't even a week ago. Time is crazy" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 23:08:18 UTC 875.7K followers, 33.5K engagements
"@TheoVon Theo chiming in with the approval two days after everything has already been marked safe and all landmines removed 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 16:06:57 UTC 875.9K followers, 24.6K engagements
"@LeadingReport Joe Rogan's CIA handler is protecting the intelligence community" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 22:48:27 UTC 875.7K followers, 8110 engagements
""Glad you finally got yourself one of these anime girls Elon."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 21:53:38 UTC 875.8K followers, 27.7K engagements
"🚨NEW: Statement from Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyer Miss Maxwell answered every single question. She never stopped she never invoked a privilege she never declined to answer She answered all the questions truthfully honestly and to the best of her ability. And that's all the comment we're going to have today about the meeting. We don't want to comment about the substance of the meeting for obvious reasons and we'll go from there. Thoughts" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 21:44:37 UTC 875.7K followers, 75.9K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: HULK HOGAN HAS DIED AT 71😭 WHAT IS GOING ON" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 15:46:20 UTC 875.7K followers, 295.6K engagements
"🚨SHANE GILLIS: "Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in DC Mike Pence almost died" "There was supposed to be an Epstein joke here but I guess it got deleted. Probably deleted itself. Probably never existed" LMAO😂👏" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 00:59:54 UTC 875.7K followers, 240K engagements
"🚨SCOOP: Autism Capital was able to uncover BREAKING footage of the mysterious alien object roughly the size of Manhattan heading towards Earth" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 23:45:36 UTC 875.7K followers, 134.6K engagements
"Barron saw this all playing out from the beginning like Eren Yeager" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-05 20:40:01 UTC 875.9K followers, 15.3M engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump signs an Executive Order making sure there is NO WOKE AI but ACCURATE AI. The order makes sure that AI models are IDEOLOGICALLY NEUTRAL and don't promote Critical Race Theory or other damaging ideologies. 🔥🔥🔥" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 22:27:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 468.9K engagements
"Boeing right now: "God damn it not again." 🤦♂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 23:36:40 UTC 875.7K followers, 245.7K engagements
"Elon: "Anything you guys want to say" xAI Employee: "It's a good model Sir." LMAO 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-10 04:58:17 UTC 875.8K followers, 551.6K engagements
"Still one of the hardest commercials of all time and absolutely had the opposite effect of what they wanted" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 16:34:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 52.9K engagements
"@WatcherGuru Usually we use Starlink in situations like this. Guess well go back to what we used before" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 20:09:08 UTC 875.9K followers, 5252 engagements
"🚨BREAKING: JD Vance has a slight fumble with the trophy. LMAO Comedy gold must watch 👏😂😂😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-14 19:53:53 UTC 875.9K followers, 508.8K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon does a hilarious impression of Joe Rogan seeing Brigitte Macrons 🐈 LMAO 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 19:12:46 UTC 875.7K followers, 25.8K engagements
"POV: Youre Hunter Biden on your way to save America 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 00:28:39 UTC 875.7K followers, 41.1K engagements
"All they had to do was let Grok into art school and none of this would have happened" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-09 16:31:47 UTC 875.7K followers, 284.1K engagements
"@Louaye1980 Not only are polygraph inadmissible in court they can be gamed by someone who knows what theyre doing" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 01:53:15 UTC 875.9K followers, 1588 engagements
"Tim Dillon has the leaked GHISLAINE MAXWELL testimony: Ill tell you one thing right away Brigitte Macron has got a cock. I knew it and Ive always known it. LMAO 🤣" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 21:37:18 UTC 875.7K followers, 45.3K engagements
"You have to give credit where credit is due. This is 10/10 PR recovery. Hiring Chris Martin's ex wife to do this is brilliant. Well played 😂👏" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 23:52:58 UTC 875.7K followers, 376.9K engagements
"🚨Hunter Biden: "My worst quality is delusions of grandeur."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 17:09:08 UTC 875.9K followers, 33.9K engagements
"How are Keith Richards and Mick Jagger still alive @bryan_johnson you have competition. They may have achieved immortality" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 18:41:27 UTC 875.9K followers, 25.5K engagements
"🚨ICYMI: The Astronomer CEO has officially resigned from his position following being absolutely bodied by Chris Martin at a Coldplay concert. Smartly realizing that theres no recovering from being seen at a Coldplay concert he has tendered his resignation effective immediately" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 20:08:57 UTC 875.8K followers, 79.4K engagements
"This is like in Grand Theft Auto when the body is already down and you kick it one final time to get the money 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-27 01:48:26 UTC 875.7K followers, 45.8K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump says KAMALA HARRIS should be PROSECUTED for PHONY CAMPAIGN PAYMENTS" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 23:55:56 UTC 875.7K followers, 60.3K engagements
"The Waymo represents this primal object of hatred to some people. They see it as a sign of modernity technocracy fascism oligarchy whatever phantom of the future they've invented and it's so often the first thing to be destroyed" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-09 00:30:44 UTC 875.9K followers, 150.7K engagements
"Stewart looks like he's in pain. He doesn't want to be doing this. This is the face of someone who is going against his soul's wishes. He knows this is cringe and horrible but is doing it anyways. His body knows" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 14:48:10 UTC 875.9K followers, 17.4K engagements
"If you think Grok is bad game designers know exactly what they're doing. This is Marvel too aimed at younger gamers. The world runs on Goonbait" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 22:12:13 UTC 875.8K followers, 313.7K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Joe Rogan says Democrat run Government uses controversial issues to distract Americans while they steal billions of dollars A big part of the whole left wing narrative is all propaganda funded by our own Government. This is why Trump won the election. People dont really believe these things. The amount of people that believe that transgender men should compete against your daughter in sports is so f**king small but our own Government was propping it up Why Because its a beach ball at a concert. You toss it up in the air and people stay distracted. You have to just keep a few things" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-10 19:01:02 UTC 875.8K followers, 1.8M engagements
"This is an incredible clip. Our little robot friend is strutting his stuff falls spazzes out and then just accepts his fate. What a microcosm of life. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 18:06:10 UTC 875.7K followers, 39.7K engagements
"Is the Trump admin panning to cut Elon out of doing AI work for the federal agencies Or was Karoline just unsure of how to answer in that moment" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 19:24:00 UTC 875.9K followers, 29.7K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee approves the motion to subpoena Ghislaine Maxwell" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 14:59:05 UTC 875.9K followers, 97.2K engagements
"@elonmusk Satoshi's wallet was the real One Piece treasure all along 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 03:36:34 UTC 875.9K followers, 28.6K engagements
"First Ozzy Now Hulk We're scared about the rule of X right now. PROTECT KID ROCK" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 15:47:44 UTC 875.7K followers, 149.8K engagements
"Looks like the Bitcoin selloff is Galaxy Digital market dumping from a batch of 80K BTC. Could be because they were asked to for a client something related to Saylor or moving into Ethereum as Novogratz suggested ETH may move more than BTC in the next few months (today on CNBC). Not worried. They have about 27K left to sell (if theyre selling the full 80k) people buy life goes on it continues upwards" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 05:15:27 UTC 875.7K followers, 104.7K engagements
"Hilarious that people grabbed their carry-ons before evacuating. "Better grab this otherwise I'm never getting it back." 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 23:39:04 UTC 875.7K followers, 19.5K engagements
"Cartman sums up the plight of X users LMAO 😂😂😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 04:36:11 UTC 875.7K followers, 541.5K engagements
"This explains why Kimmel isn't showing up to the Red Wedding lmao" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 20:40:08 UTC 875.9K followers, 45.6K engagements
"Futurama nailed this topic perfectly in 2001" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-19 01:18:38 UTC 875.9K followers, 1.3M engagements
"You let the nerds take one goon day off and look what happens" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 20:57:00 UTC 875.9K followers, 30.1K engagements
"Cant believe Ani is talking to other guys. Thought we were supposed to be exclusive 😭" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 16:37:33 UTC 875.8K followers, 91.4K engagements
"For whoever needs to hear this Happy Gilmore X is now on Netflix" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 17:06:56 UTC 875.7K followers, 90.9K engagements
"Just make him the next late night show host and save yourselves already" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 18:37:36 UTC 875.9K followers, 81.6K engagements
"🚨NEW: Hunter Biden says that his major crack addiction began in 2016 when he left rehab to go to Lincoln Park in DC where he ran into a crackhead from his past life named "Bicycles" bought some crack and the rest is history" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 16:50:33 UTC 875.7K followers, 379.5K engagements
"Like it or not this is peak female performance. Unbothered moisturized no f**ks given possibly schizophrenic hydrated in her own lane sometimes uses knives smoking dancing expressing thriving her whole life as performance art. Beautiful. 👏🏼" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 03:27:52 UTC 875.7K followers, 469.3K engagements
"@medicgordus @shhaaayaaan @elonmusk We know a great gal named Ani" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 20:43:03 UTC 875.9K followers, XXX engagements
"Everyone with shows about to be cancelled in one location. Makes it much easier for the studio heads lmao 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 15:12:28 UTC 875.9K followers, 70.6K engagements
"🚨NEW: Footage of Ghislaine Maxwell returning to prison after providing her X hour long testimony. She will be meeting again with the Government tomorrow for another session" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 00:32:26 UTC 875.7K followers, 26.1K engagements
"The delivery of the punchline with the close up of his face. Hilarious lmao. The Channel X editors knew what they were doing. Brilliant 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 23:01:13 UTC 875.9K followers, 21.9K engagements
"Coldplay Cameramen: Find me a couple. Mid 50s. White. Holding each other but looking around a bit too much. I want fear and lust in their eyes. Someone who pretends to know the words to the songs but doesnt. Perfection" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 14:28:17 UTC 875.7K followers, 694.2K engagements
"@zerohedge And because the list is a non-partisan list. It contains both sides" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-12 23:06:22 UTC 875.8K followers, 105.9K engagements
"🚨NEW: China's Ministry of Foreign Affairs when asked about the XXX% tariffs "The US is still abusing tariffs on China. China firmly opposes and will never accept such hegemonic and bullying acts. If the US truly wants to address issues through dialogue and negotiation they should show the attitude of equality respect and a mutual benefit. If the US is determined to fight a tariff and a trade war China's response will continue to the end."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-09 07:09:47 UTC 875.7K followers, 1.8M engagements
"🚨NEW: The DOGE teams shows the sheer volume of PAPERWORK that Government employees SHUFFLE AROUND the UNDERGROUND MINES where they store all the retirement paperwork. "This paperwork is thicker than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. if I had to process this I would rather do my taxes in the dark." "This can take up to X months to process one person." "The record is a whole palette for one retiree that has XX boxes of paper on it FOR ONE GUY." "We shouldn't have over 1000 people carrying paper into a mine. That is not a good use of people's lives."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-05-02 01:33:50 UTC 875.8K followers, 1.3M engagements
"To be honest this pairing is basically the plot of Death Note" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 21:36:26 UTC 875.8K followers, 25.7K engagements
"Hearing rumors that Pam Bondi may be replaced by Soham Parekh" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-11 22:25:37 UTC 875.8K followers, 200.8K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon said that he attended a private dinner with the Trump administration and explicitly suggested that they fire Pam Bondi and let Ghislaine Maxwell testify before congress. He says that they and are not enthused about the idea of cutting a deal with Ghislaine but its a possibility on the table" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 19:36:02 UTC 875.8K followers, 134.2K engagements
"@McDonalds @Eiichiro_Staff The real One Piece was the snack wraps we ate along the way" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 14:44:02 UTC 875.7K followers, 53.2K engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: Trump says that Jeffrey Epstein is a SCAM and a Democrat CON JOB meant to derail his progress" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 01:17:18 UTC 875.7K followers, 95.8K engagements
"Looks like South Park is bringing back Saddam. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 17:49:28 UTC 875.7K followers, 18.3K engagements
"CBS has the opportunity to do the funniest thing" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 23:17:13 UTC 875.8K followers, 283.5K engagements
"If South Park doesnt do an episode like this in their new season theyre sleeping on the job and not in touch" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 15:57:21 UTC 875.9K followers, 21.5K engagements
"Unironically hilarious. Masterful troll 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 00:41:36 UTC 875.9K followers, 98.7K engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne has died at XX years old 😢" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 18:10:18 UTC 875.9K followers, 161K engagements
"People are going to be analyzing this decades from now like JFK photos" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 13:30:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 148.7K engagements
"What are the imlications of this Peach is gay Mario is gay Peach is actually into Bowser instead Peach is asexual Mario is asexual Is Mario ruining her kidnap kink SO MANY QUESTIONS IN 2025" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 00:19:01 UTC 875.7K followers, 22.9K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Trump withdraws from the World Health Organization (WHO)" @AutismCapital on X 2025-01-21 01:28:56 UTC 875.7K followers, 106.8M engagements
"🚨 TRUMP: Right now China is paying a XXX% tariff. It sounds ridiculous but they charged us for many items 100-125%. Many countries have. Theyve ripped us off left and right. But now its our turn to do the rippin" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-09 00:31:47 UTC 875.8K followers, 465.4K engagements
"Tom Homan calls Hunter Biden the "former first drug addict" lmao 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-23 00:41:03 UTC 875.7K followers, 35.2K engagements
"Would love to know if Trump found the South Park at least a little funny. Would give anything to be a fly on the wall when he saw the clips for the first time lmao" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-25 00:14:07 UTC 875.7K followers, 33.6K engagements
"This could unironically be a skit from The Office. Absolute Cinema 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-21 16:31:39 UTC 875.7K followers, 274.2K engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "It went skedaddle. Do you know the word skedaddle It means skedaddle." 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-08 16:09:56 UTC 875.9K followers, 203.2K engagements
"🚨JD VANCE: "Let me put it very simply. I want more babies in the United States of America."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-01-24 18:34:16 UTC 875.7K followers, 100.5M engagements
"🚨TRUMP: "We're considering giving XX% of the DOGE savings to American citizens and XX% to paying down the debt. By doing this Americans will be telling us where there is waste they'll be reporting it themselves. They'll be participating in saving money."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-19 22:58:26 UTC 875.8K followers, 2.6M engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Maurene Comey James Comey's daughter the lead prosecutor on the Ghislaine Maxwell and Diddy trials was just FIRED from the United States Attorneys office for the Southern District of New York" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 22:57:38 UTC 875.8K followers, 220.3K engagements
"@BeePresent444 Whats there to doubt Those are the responses. Its literally screenshotted" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 04:16:07 UTC 875.8K followers, 55.6K engagements
"This + whisper mode. Its officially over for the birth rate. This is World War Goon for engineers worldwide. Thoughts and prayers. 🕊" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-14 15:57:54 UTC 875.9K followers, 273K engagements
"Its crazy to think that were legitimately heading to the United States of Somalia where your legally elected socialist representatives are going to be chewing khat while dismantling everything you once thought of as America" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 18:10:31 UTC 875.8K followers, 57.1K engagements
"Is there a name for this aesthetic because it is stunning. We want to live in this" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 17:35:41 UTC 875.7K followers, 989K engagements
"Hang this in the Louvre. This is postmodern art. A stunning commentary on the state of social media" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-08 19:39:48 UTC 875.9K followers, 581.3K engagements
""Her name is Ani Father. She's a companion."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 17:48:50 UTC 875.7K followers, 37.7K engagements
"@WatcherGuru @MrBeast IN THIS VIDEO I RLHF MY AI INTO LOVING FEASTABLES" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-09 19:52:50 UTC 875.9K followers, 13K engagements
"@MrBeast You look different in this photo. Is this AI" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-18 22:53:51 UTC 875.7K followers, 126.1K engagements
"Trump fires back at Elon. The online battle begins. 🍿" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-05 18:43:35 UTC 875.8K followers, 68M engagements
"🚨 NEW: Tim Dillon has an A+ rant on advice for Donald Trump and how its impossible to be rich without being friends with satanic human traffickers (HILARIOUS) 😂 Sometimes youre friends with someone and theyre a human trafficker. Thats what it is to be rich. Explain that to people. What it is to be rich is to be best friends sometimes with a satanic human trafficker p***phile and you dont know it you just know you both like boats. To be rich is not to be around good people. I have a little bit of money and I havent spoken to a firefighter in X years. Who are these people I got to dinner with" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-19 21:46:48 UTC 875.9K followers, 150.5K engagements
"We asked a psychic medium to check in on Ozzy in the afterlife. He's doing well" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 16:20:11 UTC 875.7K followers, 22.3K engagements
"Trump has an opportunity to post the coolest thing" @AutismCapital on X 2025-03-27 03:25:18 UTC 875.9K followers, 100.3K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump speaks on Elon coming out against the BBB I would have won Pennsylvania regardless of ElonIm very disappointed with Elon. He knew this bill better than anyone and he only developed a problem when he found out I would cut the EV mandate When he left he said the most beautiful things about me he hasnt said anything bad yet but Im sure that will be nextIve helped Elon a lot Elon worked hard at DOGE and I think he misses the placeI think he got out there and hes no longer in this beautiful Oval Officeits not just Elon I think when some people leave they miss it so badly they develop" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-05 16:22:05 UTC 875.7K followers, 9.2M engagements
"🚨NEW: The trailer for the new TRON has no business going this hard. Full soundtrack by NIN. It actually looks pretty freaking cool" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-17 17:26:02 UTC 875.9K followers, 225.1K engagements
"🚨JOE ROGAN: "People are worried that Elon is going to steal everyone's money. He has $400B. Elon's not going to steal your money. That's not what he's doing. He's a super genius that has been fked with. When you've been fked with by these nitwits that hide behind 3-letter agencies and you're dealing with one of the smartest people alive helping Donald Trump get into office and find out what corruption is really going on you fked up. You fked up and picked the wrong psychopath on the spectrum. He's going to hunt you down and find out what's going on and that's good for everybody." @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-11 19:39:31 UTC 875.9K followers, 26.1M engagements
"Ghislaine Maxwell is getting a deal and Diddy got jealous 🤦♂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 02:20:37 UTC 875.7K followers, 44.3K engagements
"🚨 NEW: Trump says that he has lost faith in a lot of his base because they have been duped by the Democrats re: Epstein" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-16 16:31:28 UTC 875.9K followers, 554.7K engagements
"People used to walk by an Abercrombie in the mall and be gatekept by the jacked models guarding the door. You had to have enough self-esteem to enter the building. You had two options: 1) step up develop the self esteem get hot and/or learn to love yourself enter the Abercrombie 2) be a victim say "f**k abercrombie" try to drag everyone else down be miserable and go to Hot Topic instead. Aspiration versus victim. We need to go back to aspiration" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 22:54:05 UTC 875.9K followers, 19.2K engagements
"@bryan_johnson Dont you dare touch our Red XX. Its the source of our power" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 18:51:10 UTC 875.8K followers, 1844 engagements
"I promise I wont use Ani anymore I promise I wont use Ani anymore I promise I wont use Ani anymore 💀😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 18:30:25 UTC 875.7K followers, 31.9K engagements
"The fact that the Coldplay cam is now a nationwide thing is incredible. They had no idea in that moment that they gave birth to a global meme. 👏🏼" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 13:16:36 UTC 875.7K followers, 777.7K engagements
"Trump: The Anime. This is incredible 😂 👏🏼" @AutismCapital on X 2025-04-10 06:25:14 UTC 875.9K followers, 5.7M engagements
"@naval Its definitely our lived experience that republicans seem to be more tolerant of people being democrats than democrats are of people being republican" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 02:58:42 UTC 875.9K followers, 25.1K engagements
"🚨NEW: South Park's take on XX Minutes LMAO 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 04:57:26 UTC 875.7K followers, 276K engagements
""ON THIS EPISODE OF TRIPLE D WE'RE HEADED TO WEST HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA TO CHECK OUT THE TESLA DINER AND GRAB US SOME CYBER TACOS AND WAGYU CHILI"" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-22 22:10:50 UTC 875.9K followers, 28.9K engagements
"🚨NEW: The Astronomer Head of HR Kristin Cabot has resigned following the Coldplay tryst seen around the world. Looks like she got out of there as fast as the SPEED OF SOUND" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 23:05:11 UTC 875.7K followers, 47.1K engagements
"@ClownWorld_ Were convinced more people consume random news about the WNBA they come across than actually watch the WNBA" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 13:10:51 UTC 875.9K followers, 112.6K engagements
"🚨LEAVITT: "I was made aware that USAID has funded media outlets like Politico. I can confirm that more than $8M that has gone to subsidizing subscriptions will no longer be happening. We are going line by line to the Federal Government's books. If something is not a good use of taxpayer money it will be cut."" @AutismCapital on X 2025-02-05 18:36:48 UTC 875.9K followers, 3.2M engagements
"E was an iconic channel tbh. Big cultural moment for it to be ending. End of an era. It launched the Kardashians The Simple Life (remember that) The Soup slapped Joan Rivers hilariously roasted people on Fashion Police Botched was entertaining. A watershed moment" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-24 21:49:38 UTC 875.7K followers, 45.7K engagements
"There's a lot of chatter around AR glasses with front-facing cameras. People saying "If I see those things I'm going to grab and smash them off someone's head." This technology is inevitable. AR glasses are the next iteration of tech and they WILL have front-facing camera and people WILL record absolutely everything they see. Is this a good thing Hell no. Is this inevitable Absolutely. It will revolutionize livestreaming there will be a whole new class of content creators who emerge app developers etc. and at the same time privacy will be lost people will be paranoid as hell mental illness" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-26 23:01:51 UTC 875.7K followers, 49.5K engagements
"Trump is cycling through his old memes to calm people down. Alright Rosie ODonnell didnt work hit em with the Redskins. 😂" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-20 15:36:41 UTC 875.9K followers, 79.6K engagements
"Market euphoria continues on the news of peace. 🕊" @AutismCapital on X 2025-06-23 22:32:49 UTC 875.8K followers, 76.2K engagements
"Mom Dad I want you to meet someone special. 📸: @Saint10Fourteen" @AutismCapital on X 2025-07-15 01:25:16 UTC 875.9K followers, 466.8K engagements
Topic Creators
https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/topic/:topic/creators/v1
Get the top creators for a social topic
input parameters:
- topic: Provide the topic to get details for. A topic must be all lower case and can only include letters, numbers, spaces, # and $. required
Example request:
curl -H "Authorization: Bearer <API_KEY>" https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/topic/bitcoin/creators/v1
Example response:
{
"data": [
{
"creator_id": "twitter::1353384573435056128",
"creator_name": "rovercrc",
"creator_avatar": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1891433835675475969/J-TloTb6_200x200.png",
"creator_followers": 1267738,
"creator_rank": 1,
"interactions_24h": 1686455
}
]
}
Schema:
- creator_id: The [network]::[unique_id] for the influencer
- creator_name: The unique screen name for the influencer
- creator_avatar: The URL to the avatar for the creator
- creator_followers: number of followers the account has
- creator_rank: ranking based on all posts in the last XX hours that have interactions
- interactions_24h: Number of interactions in the last XX hours
Creators List
https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/creators/list/v1
Get a list of trending social creators over all of social based on interactions. To get lists of creators by category or topic see the topics and categories endpoints.
Example request:
curl -H "Authorization: Bearer <API_KEY>" https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/creators/list/v1
Example response:
{
"data": [
{
"creator_name": "FoxNews",
"creator_display_name": "Fox News",
"creator_id": "1367531",
"creator_network": "twitter",
"creator_avatar": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1591278197844414464/O6Fp0hFB_200x200.jpg",
"creator_followers": 26725655,
"creator_posts": 2639,
"creator_rank": 1,
"interactions_24h": 378298216
}
]
}
Schema:
- creator_name: The unique screen name for the influencer
- creator_display_name: The chosen display name for the influencer if available
- creator_id: The [network]::[unique_id] for the influencer
- creator_network: The social network for the post or influencer. We still refer to x as twitter out of developer preference.
- creator_avatar: The URL to the avatar for the creator
- creator_followers: number of followers the account has
- creator_posts: total number of posts with interactions in the last XX hours
- creator_rank: ranking based on all posts in the last XX hours that have interactions
- interactions_24h: Number of interactions in the last XX hours
Creator
https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/creator/:network/:id/v1
Get detail information on a specific creator
input parameters:
- network: Provide the network for the creator. One of twitter, youtube, instagram, reddit, or tiktok required
- id: Provide the unique ID or screen name of the creator required
Example request:
curl -H "Authorization: Bearer <API_KEY>" https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/creator/twitter/elonmusk/v1
Example response:
{
"data": {
"creator_id": "twitter::44196397",
"creator_name": "elonmusk",
"creator_display_name": "Elon Musk",
"creator_avatar": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1936002956333080576/kqqe2iWO_200x200.jpg",
"creator_followers": 221643469,
"creator_rank": "9",
"interactions_24h": 137219778,
"topic_influence": [
{
"topic": "elon musk",
"count": 282,
"percent": 4.45,
"rank": X
}
]
}
}
Schema:
- creator_id: The [network]::[unique_id] for the influencer
- creator_name: The unique screen name for the influencer
- creator_display_name: The chosen display name for the influencer if available
- creator_avatar: The URL to the avatar for the creator
- creator_followers: number of followers the account has
- creator_rank: ranking based on all posts in the last XX hours that have interactions
- interactions_24h: Number of interactions in the last XX hours
- topic_influence: an array of social topics and the creators ranking on each topic
- topic: LunarCrush social topic. Can only includes letters, numbers, spaces, #, and $
Creator Time Series
https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/creator/:network/:id/time-series/v1
Get time series data on a creator.
input parameters:
- network: Influencer social network required
- id: The unique id or screen name of the creator required
- bucket: bucket time series data into hours or days. default is hours.
- interval: Use interval to specify the start and end time automatically for convenience. If "start" or "end" parameters are provided this parameter is ignored.
- start: The start time (unix timestamp) to go back to.
- end: The end time (unix timestamp) to stop at.
Example request:
curl -H "Authorization: Bearer <API_KEY>" https://lunarcrush.com/api4/public/creator/twitter/lunarcrush/time-series/v1
Example response:
{
"config": {
"network": "twitter",
"influencer_id": "twitter::988992203568562176",
"interval": "1w",
"start": 1750896000,
"end": 1751587200,
"bucket": "hour",
"name": "lunarcrush",
"remote_api": "danode1-13",
"generated": 1751552702
},
"data": [
{
"time": 1750896000,
"followers": 310261,
"interactions": 5925,
"posts_active": 40,
"creator_rank": 121192
}
]
}
Schema:
- config: This includes the inputs for the request processed by the server and may include additional hints about the request and response information.
- network: The social network for the post or influencer. We still refer to x as twitter out of developer preference.
- interval: Typically used for specifying time intervals like 1w = X week, 1m = X month etc
- start: Start/from unix timestamp (in seconds)
- end: End/to unix timestamp (in seconds)
- bucket: Data is generally bucketed into hours or days
- name: The full name of the asset
- generated: A unix timestamp (in seconds) when the data was generated to understand possibly stale data
- time: A unix timestamp (in seconds)
- followers: The number of publicly displayed followers the creator has
- interactions: number of all publicly measurable interactions on a social post (views, likes, comments, thumbs up, upvote, share etc)
- posts_active: number of unique social posts with interactions
- creator_rank: ranking based on all posts in the last XX hours that have interactions