[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/twitter/BurnsideWasTosh) "Fuck me after two weeks of holiday Im so tanned I expect to be taken directly to the Bell Hotel when I get back"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1947702219379245355) 2025-07-22 16:56:10 UTC 120.8K followers, 22K engagements "Re-reading Memoirs of an Fox Hunting man on holiday. The pathos with which he captures an idyllic land swept away by the first world war really does chime with how I feel about the state of the country today. The 1990s seem like a lifetime ago and now that world is lost. It's not coming back: the country has surrendered to socialism and housing every cunt the third world didnt want"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1945938681048584344) 2025-07-17 20:08:30 UTC 120.8K followers, 24.9K engagements "Of course this fire damaged lesbian supports his Syrian mates in their massacre. Maybe time for an Emergency Jihad podcast"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1946535080274346437) 2025-07-19 11:38:22 UTC 120.8K followers, 9134 engagements "@thesundaysport I was away at a gender awareness course with Tosh who was drinking whisky out of a Styrofoam cup while shouting out suggestions for where they could shove their lady cocks"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1946642351763431490) 2025-07-19 18:44:38 UTC 120.8K followers, 7022 engagements "@Basil_TGMD Thank God Zia Yusuf is in control of the party organisation While David Bull wanks off ghosts. They've properly professionalised it"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1946643792733642872) 2025-07-19 18:50:21 UTC 120.8K followers, 12.3K engagements "Better a million English girls are raped than we leave one Afghan at the mercy of Afghans"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1946149101126525421) 2025-07-18 10:04:38 UTC 120.9K followers, 53.4K engagements "@Keir_Starmer And yet the borders are as wide open as Bonnie Blue's schmauser the gangs are as likely to get smashed as Mrs Starmer by you Britain is a two tier basket case and you cant even lock your front door for fear a hoard of horny bummers will try and set fire to it"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1944811078615228730) 2025-07-14 17:27:48 UTC 120.8K followers, 86.4K engagements "I'm perfectly happy for the X% of XX year olds who pay tax to get the vote. But the rest of the gazatards disposable vape fake tanning GCSE-less wannabe love islanders can probably wait until they contribute something to society"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1945872317495574735) 2025-07-17 15:44:47 UTC 120.9K followers, 23.4K engagements "@MarcherReborn Maybe he can stop denying he is a XX year old man buy some courdroy trousers a cardigan and a caravan instead of behaving like he is Greta Thurnbergs yeast muncher"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1945034542990995520) 2025-07-15 08:15:46 UTC 120.8K followers, 9902 engagements "Last summer gangs of far right thugs were alleged to be marauding around the country in minibuses which was of course complete bowels. This summer it seems the Police are shipping far left antifa protestors around the country at taxpayer expense"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1946565305590845632) 2025-07-19 13:38:28 UTC 120.8K followers, 25.5K engagements "@ZiaYusufUK Every time you get to X seats you lose an MP"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1946504881205887126) 2025-07-19 09:38:22 UTC 120.8K followers, 14.6K engagements "@TRobinsonNewEra @Robbo1992x Where did they get their ideas"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1946469608673747449) 2025-07-19 07:18:13 UTC 120.8K followers, 28.9K engagements "Sorry Bobby but the Tories aren't coming back from the use of super injunction to hide from the public the mass importation a people famous only for its heroin pederasty misogyny and fightyness"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1945130299383320898) 2025-07-15 14:36:16 UTC 120.9K followers, 44.5K engagements "The 2nd highest borrowing in June just like May and April. Anyone got the phone number of the IMF"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1947544829845770315) 2025-07-22 06:30:45 UTC 120.8K followers, 77.9K engagements "Thanks Grok: my mentions look like Lily Philips sluice sponge"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1946319013732032644) 2025-07-18 21:19:48 UTC 120.8K followers, 13.5K engagements "Taxpayers have paid for the importation of rapists the prosecution of people for tweets and the massacre of the Druze. Beginning to think it's best not being a taxpayer"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1946650809875267885) 2025-07-19 19:18:14 UTC 120.8K followers, 28.4K engagements "Everytime there is another major fuck up released for public consumption you know there is something worse they're trying distract you from"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1945207017431298361) 2025-07-15 19:41:07 UTC 120.9K followers, 162.3K engagements "*stop noticing refugees raping your children you vile bigots*"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1946144111993455017) 2025-07-18 09:44:48 UTC 120.8K followers, 214.7K engagements "Bayeux tapestry being updated before it is sent to England"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1942910682799763574) 2025-07-09 11:36:18 UTC 120.8K followers, 133.5K engagements ""Hello little girl have you considered voting for Labour We promise to get you the best grooming gang""  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1945846600871358699) 2025-07-17 14:02:36 UTC 120.9K followers, 21.2K engagements "@ih8mkdons @thesundaysport "My week wanking off ghosts with David Bull.""  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1946648844072055216) 2025-07-19 19:10:26 UTC 120.8K followers, XXX engagements "Surely now is the time to populate West Falkland"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1945108481763426534) 2025-07-15 13:09:35 UTC 120.9K followers, 27.8K engagements "Are there any safe and legal routes to fucking the fuck off"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1947768301716697577) 2025-07-22 21:18:45 UTC 120.8K followers, 8986 engagements "These empty headed virtuetards have been living in a bubble of willful ignorance that they are stoking their own funeral pyre. With every misallocated pound every gap toothed Eritrean rapist with every pound on your energy bill with every soldier sleeping on the streets every bossy missive they bring forward mass civil disobedience"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1947571664914682237) 2025-07-22 08:17:23 UTC 120.8K followers, 97.2K engagements "One of my team accidently pressed save photo of a meme posted by BurnsideNotTosh and then a different team member saw it in my photo library and reposted it without credit. The amount of tweet theft on this platform is spiralling out of control and I hope that changes soon"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1946198640814383266) 2025-07-18 13:21:29 UTC 120.9K followers, 11.1K engagements "Good news for those who were planning to stay in the Brittania Hotel in Canary Wharf tonight: you will be exempt from paying the tourist tax because your room has gone to a Somalian"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1947722850330182056) 2025-07-22 18:18:09 UTC 120.8K followers, 70.7K engagements "Inflation rising for three months in a row unemployment growing at the fastest rate this century Government spending out of control are encouraging signs you dont know what the fuck you're doing"  [@BurnsideWasTosh](/creator/x/BurnsideWasTosh) on [X](/post/tweet/1945367892150665360) 2025-07-16 06:20:23 UTC 120.8K followers, 35.6K engagements
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"Fuck me after two weeks of holiday Im so tanned I expect to be taken directly to the Bell Hotel when I get back" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-22 16:56:10 UTC 120.8K followers, 22K engagements
"Re-reading Memoirs of an Fox Hunting man on holiday. The pathos with which he captures an idyllic land swept away by the first world war really does chime with how I feel about the state of the country today. The 1990s seem like a lifetime ago and now that world is lost. It's not coming back: the country has surrendered to socialism and housing every cunt the third world didnt want" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-17 20:08:30 UTC 120.8K followers, 24.9K engagements
"Of course this fire damaged lesbian supports his Syrian mates in their massacre. Maybe time for an Emergency Jihad podcast" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-19 11:38:22 UTC 120.8K followers, 9134 engagements
"@thesundaysport I was away at a gender awareness course with Tosh who was drinking whisky out of a Styrofoam cup while shouting out suggestions for where they could shove their lady cocks" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-19 18:44:38 UTC 120.8K followers, 7022 engagements
"@Basil_TGMD Thank God Zia Yusuf is in control of the party organisation While David Bull wanks off ghosts. They've properly professionalised it" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-19 18:50:21 UTC 120.8K followers, 12.3K engagements
"Better a million English girls are raped than we leave one Afghan at the mercy of Afghans" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-18 10:04:38 UTC 120.9K followers, 53.4K engagements
"@Keir_Starmer And yet the borders are as wide open as Bonnie Blue's schmauser the gangs are as likely to get smashed as Mrs Starmer by you Britain is a two tier basket case and you cant even lock your front door for fear a hoard of horny bummers will try and set fire to it" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-14 17:27:48 UTC 120.8K followers, 86.4K engagements
"I'm perfectly happy for the X% of XX year olds who pay tax to get the vote. But the rest of the gazatards disposable vape fake tanning GCSE-less wannabe love islanders can probably wait until they contribute something to society" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-17 15:44:47 UTC 120.9K followers, 23.4K engagements
"@MarcherReborn Maybe he can stop denying he is a XX year old man buy some courdroy trousers a cardigan and a caravan instead of behaving like he is Greta Thurnbergs yeast muncher" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-15 08:15:46 UTC 120.8K followers, 9902 engagements
"Last summer gangs of far right thugs were alleged to be marauding around the country in minibuses which was of course complete bowels. This summer it seems the Police are shipping far left antifa protestors around the country at taxpayer expense" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-19 13:38:28 UTC 120.8K followers, 25.5K engagements
"@ZiaYusufUK Every time you get to X seats you lose an MP" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-19 09:38:22 UTC 120.8K followers, 14.6K engagements
"@TRobinsonNewEra @Robbo1992x Where did they get their ideas" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-19 07:18:13 UTC 120.8K followers, 28.9K engagements
"Sorry Bobby but the Tories aren't coming back from the use of super injunction to hide from the public the mass importation a people famous only for its heroin pederasty misogyny and fightyness" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-15 14:36:16 UTC 120.9K followers, 44.5K engagements
"The 2nd highest borrowing in June just like May and April. Anyone got the phone number of the IMF" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-22 06:30:45 UTC 120.8K followers, 77.9K engagements
"Thanks Grok: my mentions look like Lily Philips sluice sponge" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-18 21:19:48 UTC 120.8K followers, 13.5K engagements
"Taxpayers have paid for the importation of rapists the prosecution of people for tweets and the massacre of the Druze. Beginning to think it's best not being a taxpayer" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-19 19:18:14 UTC 120.8K followers, 28.4K engagements
"Everytime there is another major fuck up released for public consumption you know there is something worse they're trying distract you from" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-15 19:41:07 UTC 120.9K followers, 162.3K engagements
"stop noticing refugees raping your children you vile bigots" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-18 09:44:48 UTC 120.8K followers, 214.7K engagements
"Bayeux tapestry being updated before it is sent to England" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-09 11:36:18 UTC 120.8K followers, 133.5K engagements
""Hello little girl have you considered voting for Labour We promise to get you the best grooming gang"" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-17 14:02:36 UTC 120.9K followers, 21.2K engagements
"@ih8mkdons @thesundaysport "My week wanking off ghosts with David Bull."" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-19 19:10:26 UTC 120.8K followers, XXX engagements
"Surely now is the time to populate West Falkland" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-15 13:09:35 UTC 120.9K followers, 27.8K engagements
"Are there any safe and legal routes to fucking the fuck off" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-22 21:18:45 UTC 120.8K followers, 8986 engagements
"These empty headed virtuetards have been living in a bubble of willful ignorance that they are stoking their own funeral pyre. With every misallocated pound every gap toothed Eritrean rapist with every pound on your energy bill with every soldier sleeping on the streets every bossy missive they bring forward mass civil disobedience" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-22 08:17:23 UTC 120.8K followers, 97.2K engagements
"One of my team accidently pressed save photo of a meme posted by BurnsideNotTosh and then a different team member saw it in my photo library and reposted it without credit. The amount of tweet theft on this platform is spiralling out of control and I hope that changes soon" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-18 13:21:29 UTC 120.9K followers, 11.1K engagements
"Good news for those who were planning to stay in the Brittania Hotel in Canary Wharf tonight: you will be exempt from paying the tourist tax because your room has gone to a Somalian" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-22 18:18:09 UTC 120.8K followers, 70.7K engagements
"Inflation rising for three months in a row unemployment growing at the fastest rate this century Government spending out of control are encouraging signs you dont know what the fuck you're doing" @BurnsideWasTosh on X 2025-07-16 06:20:23 UTC 120.8K followers, 35.6K engagements
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