# ![@BurnsideWasTosh Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1176877140563939328.png) @BurnsideWasTosh Burnside

Burnside posts on X about money, london, elon musk, starmer the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [----------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  #4495 [countries](/list/countries)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [premier league](/list/premier-league)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [us election](/list/us-election) 

**Social topic influence**
[money](/topic/money), [london](/topic/london), [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk), [starmer](/topic/starmer) #726, [keir starmer](/topic/keir-starmer), [hamas](/topic/hamas), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [has been](/topic/has-been), [inflation](/topic/inflation), [france](/topic/france)

**Top assets mentioned**
[fuckcoin (FUCKCOIN)](/topic/fuck) [GrokCoin (GROKCOIN)](/topic/grok) [GARY (GARY)](/topic/gary)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"When the BBC have to pay susbtantial damages to @darrengrimes_ is it OK if these are paid out of the presenters own pay rather than the mandated tax charge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1279014241396277249)  2020-07-03T11:28Z 97.9K followers, [---] engagements


"I really have had enough of underwriting an organisation's legal costs despite it despising me for not being a pigmy hermaphrodite goat fucker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1279015534802210816)  2020-07-03T11:34Z 97.9K followers, [---] engagements


"I dont even know what I have just cooked. I call it Ocado delivery tomorrow everything in fridge in frying pan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1287661445300334592)  2020-07-27T08:09Z 125.6K followers, [---] engagements


"EXCLUSIVE: King Charles unveils new crown design for coronation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1617068348088487936)  2023-01-22T07:55Z 120.3K followers, 56.7K engagements


"@TheBMA @LlareggubHall @DHSCgovuk @DrPhilBanfield You have said nothing that refutes their claims. Most people don't get 37% extra for working anti social hours nor do they get [--] days holiday in their first year going upto [--] after [--]. Nor do they get a defined benefit pension. You Tarquins have properly blown it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1646953774714347521)  2023-04-14T19:09Z 98K followers, [----] engagements


"Been a great week for the middle class telling the working class what to do by disrupting their sports"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1648047429814571010)  2023-04-17T19:35Z 97.9K followers, [--] engagements


"RIP Guy Wallace. You weren't wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1652582912687058944)  2023-04-30T07:57Z 98.9K followers, 499.1K engagements


"I have to say the presentation of the holy orbs by Penny Mprdaunt has been a pleasant distraction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1654808872391983106)  2023-05-06T11:22Z 97.7K followers, 31.6K engagements


"I have to say I am shocked that giving pensioners and benefits recipients a 10% increase in April hasn't immediately reduced inflation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1661397331416080386)  2023-05-24T15:42Z 80.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Back when adverts were epic now it is Ray Winstone selling a betting site by telling you it'll ruin your life or to buy booze that you should be aware will kill you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1661826925138984964)  2023-05-25T20:09Z 80.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Monetary policy is now a lottery. In the early nineties an interest rate rise effected everyone on the day of the rise. Fixed rate mortgages mean the impact is a lottery based on when fixed rate periods come to an end"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1669978290205913088)  2023-06-17T08:00Z 80.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Up pops Martin Lewis like an unwelcome dildo saying how people need payment holidays from the mortgages his company sold you. The result of which will be greater debt and no reduction in inflation. The man is the Gary Neville of finance. Fucking self interested turd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1672287642761699328)  2023-06-23T18:40Z 80.3K followers, 226K engagements


"People paying [---] for a ticket to see Ian Beale. You deserve all the inflation you get"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1672719802299809793)  2023-06-24T21:35Z 80.5K followers, 68K engagements


"It's amazing that a [--] minute debate on something that will cost over a trillion pounds and has seen our energy market break at its first challenge wasn't even the shittest thing you did"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1674512092009725952)  2023-06-29T21:28Z 80.3K followers, 62.1K engagements


"Bairstow can't catch but at least he can bat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1678033243063328770)  2023-07-09T15:42Z 80.2K followers, 19.7K engagements


"I'm off to Broadcasting House which Bradshaw describes as a global centre of noncery denoted by the wonderful statue of Prospero and a naked child carved by Eric Gill a nonce"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1678066565923602432)  2023-07-09T21:57Z 80.2K followers, 45.6K engagements


"It says something about the BBC that there are so many plausible names being circulated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1678126081126068224)  2023-07-10T08:38Z 80.3K followers, 85.8K engagements


"We ask [---] people to name a word that could describe a BBC Newsreader"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1678339308158173184)  2023-07-12T20:38Z 80.2K followers, 88.4K engagements


"That look when a waddling flurry of flab barges past you whilst you're seated on the train hefting their colossal side pods of back fat into your head and then turns and looks at you like it is your fault. Is it not enough that I already subsidise your insulin you flan gobbler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1678436927358345218)  2023-07-10T16:12Z 99K followers, 33.9K engagements


"The greatest ever reaction to winning the repossesed possessions of a striking coal miner in mid-80s Worksop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1678494995811037212)  2023-07-10T20:39Z 80.3K followers, 67.3K engagements


"Had the best three and a half years of my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1678501301292785665)  2023-07-11T12:48Z 80.2K followers, 29.9K engagements


"There's still six and half years left"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1678505521102438403)  2023-07-11T04:49Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@PriapusIQ Here we go here we go here we fucking go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1678645955334139905)  2023-07-11T06:20Z 79.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Have you ever been in a mens toilet on a Friday night Biblical"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1678826017564028942)  2023-07-11T18:39Z 80.3K followers, 29.2K engagements


"@JamesMelville Jim'll fix it Rolfs Cartoon club It's a knockout and the Ten O'clock News"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1678846494986706944)  2023-07-11T21:29Z 80.3K followers, 16.2K engagements


"@Alphafox78 Work it out yourself you lazy bugger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1678866844365496323)  2023-07-11T20:40Z 98.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Cant believe theyd say going on a bumming spree is a mental health crisis so close to Pride"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1679180047255584769)  2023-07-12T17:35Z 80.3K followers, 44.7K engagements


"@SoBloodyShy Not as scary as the real thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1679188133118607376)  2023-07-12T19:06Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Apparently the weather is hot in Death Valley. Normally known for its pleasant summer days there are fears the temperature be some [--] degrees off the record set [---] years ago. People are advised to panic and call on their Government's to do something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1680923418751893506)  2023-07-17T12:52Z 88.8K followers, 40.2K engagements


"Of course being a closet boffin you are aware that income from dividends is taxed at a higher rate than income from employment Otherwise you'd look like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1680928073225580544)  2023-07-18T00:05Z 80.2K followers, 47.2K engagements


"Still think global warming is a scam This is the Mediterranean viewed from space RIGHT NOW. Wake up sheeple"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1681252373304426496)  2023-07-19T01:50Z 77.6K followers, 22.7K engagements


"It's a shame that Natwest Group see their purpose as puking rainbows and acting as moral arbiter on woke orthodoxy rather than making an effort to provide a return to their 39% shareholder who are still massively underwater on the cost of bailing the fuckers out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1681672046189723653)  2023-07-19T14:27Z 83.6K followers, 19.9K engagements


"I'd be more confident lending Huw Edwards my phone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1681731274602364938)  2023-07-19T18:22Z 80.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Is there a bigger collective waste of effort than teaching French at school If you really want to speak to them learn their language in your own time not at our expense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1683121778317459457)  2023-07-23T14:27Z 108.1K followers, 21.1K engagements


"And will do so to any administration which doesn't accord with the views of the unsackable bollock sniffing globalist blancmange with a CV rivalling Harold Shipman Andrew Bailey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1683819301461958656)  2023-07-25T13:02Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"How long until Alison Rose pulls the Huw Edwards rip cord and blames the pressure of being paid 5.2m a year while being putatively female"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1683940621461905408)  2023-08-04T03:45Z 80.3K followers, 31.6K engagements


"When Alison Rose was appointed CEO of Natwest the share price was [----]. It is currently [----]. A return of 1% for each rainbow filled pronoun lanyarded year of her tenure. (Inflation over the period was 21%) And yet some are holding her out as a success"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1684160855246774274)  2023-07-26T11:16Z 80.3K followers, [---] engagements


"The next week looks like being the hottest start to an August in [------] years. Remember to wrap up against the unprecedented heat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1685753728337367040)  2023-07-30T20:46Z 80.3K followers, 41.1K engagements


"Won't the house fire be put out by the tidal wave inundating my business"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1686294133390876672)  2023-08-06T22:20Z 80.2K followers, 24.2K engagements


"With today's interest rate rise if you open your window you will hear the sound of white range rovers being handed back tits being mailed back to Turkey veneers being prized out of flubbery lips and new build houses being emptied of their [--] inch TVs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1687069703582228480)  2023-08-03T11:55Z 80.2K followers, 35.2K engagements


"Anyone with more than one house or the means to provide a pretty average holiday for their children deserve to be infested with unwashed thermos flask wielding apocalyptic lunatics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1687398939509616640)  2023-08-04T14:40Z 77.7K followers, 22.6K engagements


"I remember in the Tory manifesto where they said they'd embed Greenpeace and Stonewall into Govt departments. All part of taking back control"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1687458076297773056)  2023-08-04T13:38Z [--] followers, 11.3K engagements


"@RachelReevesMP @DailyMirror Not everyone has a mortgage. Not everyone is in debt. Some people are owed a return on the capital they lend to the financial system. This isn't the win you think it is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1687521720888938498)  2023-08-04T19:19Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Pay your taxes to feed other people's fat kids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1687811880566329344)  2023-08-05T13:04Z 80.2K followers, 52.8K engagements


"Incredible numbers given the competition you're up against. You managed to beat Huw Edwards Nick Robinson and asimon Jack by a comfortable margin. Chapeau"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1688153448544448512)  2023-08-06T11:42Z 80.3K followers, 23.9K engagements


"Is Huw Edwards still being treated for his love of bums"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1688239953451294720)  2023-08-06T17:25Z 76K followers, 49.2K engagements


"Justin just got custody of his twitter account. And it's going to be one way gay from here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1688288586024574976)  2023-08-06T20:39Z 80.3K followers, 18.3K engagements


"The BBC spent the last [--] years vomiting into the faces of the people compelled to pay for their service under threat of prison. You have an entirely different view of Britain to most peoples reality which is why you're still turning your mattress every night about Brexit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1688618785681326081)  2023-08-07T18:31Z 80.3K followers, 42.3K engagements


"Public sector productivity is 7.6% below where it was at the start of [----]. 13.2% cost for just 4.6% more output & you want to pay the lazy inept ESG obsessed circus of dundertards more A 10% paycut all round and if they think they could earn more in the private sector good luck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1689264284595818501)  2023-08-09T13:16Z 78.1K followers, 15.2K engagements


"I think it was terrible when we stopped thinking that skin colours defined who you are and that a skin colour alone defined your culture. Thank you for rejuvenating distinction based purely on the melanin content of your skin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1689366353432522752)  2023-08-09T20:01Z 80.3K followers, 20.8K engagements


"Rachel Reeves is like Rainman but they replaced his ability to count with her ability to fly with airlines other than Qantas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1689716045475360768)  2023-08-10T19:11Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"The reason we don't tow the boats back to France is fairly simple l we rely on energy imports from France. We have no leverage as they can just turn off the lights. Imagine a British Government making our energy needs dependent on our oldest enemy to appease a horny truant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1689891537243578368)  2023-08-11T06:48Z 80.3K followers, 17.7K engagements


"It is understood we have secured our position as global joke of the year again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1689992308337373185)  2023-08-11T13:28Z 80.3K followers, 17.6K engagements


"Fucking police have been round already"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1690078790368497666)  2023-08-11T19:12Z 77K followers, 10.6K engagements


"You should judge a club bu its fans but Sadiq Khan Keir Starmer Piers Morgan Jeremy Corbyn Osama Bin Laden Fidel Castro Prince Harry Dara Briain It can't just be a coincidence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1690296638454067200)  2023-08-12T09:38Z 80.3K followers, 35.9K engagements


"These simps blathering on about a lack of 'safe and legal' routes for migrants overlook the issue it isnt the method of their arrival that upsets people. We don't want them full stop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1690619632049135616)  2023-08-13T07:01Z 80.2K followers, 49.3K engagements


"What is the biggest example of the tyranny of the minority Gender neutral toilets 20mph speed limits ULEZ Housing migrants in hotels heat pumps Lesbian nana police officers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1690623711299133440)  2023-08-13T07:17Z 80.2K followers, 30.6K engagements


"It is understood that the Government has asked France for a breakdown on what they spent the 500m on. A French minister replied "more boats""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1690749575596744704)  2023-08-13T15:38Z 80.3K followers, 17.6K engagements


"Freed from desire mind and senses purified Freed from desire mind and senses purified Freed from desire mind and senses purified Freed from desire"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1690777323002327040)  2023-08-13T17:28Z 80.3K followers, 111.5K engagements


"@364690 Your likes are still the best catalogued content on this site"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1691542412445773825)  2023-08-15T20:08Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Is not being excited about the women's football a hate crime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1691845666094415900)  2023-08-16T16:13Z 80.2K followers, 53.4K engagements


"I'd love to say it was on the strength of my A-level results that I went on to set up my own business make lots of money and be stupid enough to pay lots of tax. But no one ever ever asked what I got"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1692269906782191804)  2023-08-17T20:19Z 80.3K followers, 23K engagements


"@dipsMUFC [--] A's. Bare minimum you need to succeed in life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1692270449923604809)  2023-08-17T20:21Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"It's a bit cloudy here so I can't see Nibiru's approach. Typical like when I missed the eclipse because of the bloody weather"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1692404238003892556)  2023-08-18T05:13Z 78.7K followers, 18.4K engagements


"The men's team donate their international match fees and prize money to charity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1692420430655607006)  2023-08-18T06:17Z 76.7K followers, 23.1K engagements


"If every single person from Iran Eritrea Afghanistan Sudan Somalia and Ukraine qualifies for asylum under the current asylum rules and the only limiting factor is their ability to reach the UK any talk of safe and legal routes is absolute fucking bollocks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1692439471747117492)  2023-08-18T07:33Z 77.7K followers, 23.2K engagements


"My list of blocked accounts is a thing of wonder curated with great care and artistry over the last [--] years meaning I never see FBPE or a 💙. If that is to be undone combined with the current algorithmic AIDs and I may delete the fucking waste of time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1692598690777588217)  2023-08-18T18:05Z 80.3K followers, 21.7K engagements


"A system more concerned with protecting itself than the babies in its care is not one to applaud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1692800291207278762)  2023-08-19T07:26Z 80.2K followers, 32.3K engagements


"We need an urgent purge of all the bossy unaccountable chunky jewellery wearing bowl haircut flat shoed beareded bull dykes that stalk the halls of the civil service with all their policies stakeholders made up jobs and protocols"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1692953606490644531)  2023-08-19T17:36Z 80.3K followers, 27.1K engagements


"Possibly the most helpful community note to date"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1692989309291266053)  2023-08-19T19:58Z 80.2K followers, 10.8K engagements


"Bet Prince William is gutted he isn't flying back from the World Cup now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1693340456883536185)  2023-08-20T19:13Z 80.3K followers, 13.4K engagements


"Difficult gig doing the weather after the magnetic poles reverse and you're unsure of your gender"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1693350850284892443)  2023-08-20T19:54Z 80.2K followers, 22.9K engagements


"How many times has this rancid healthcare system got to fail and at what cost to human life before we wrestle the control of it off purple haired bull dykes using their power to make their clit itch with their bureaucratic power rather than actually care for the ill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1693689089323647076)  2023-08-21T18:18Z 80.3K followers, 11.5K engagements


"Great riposte Billy given that Anthony has been streamed more in the last [--] days than you have in your entire [--] year "career""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1693908492715741581)  2023-08-22T08:50Z 80.2K followers, 20.9K engagements


"Just walked past the National Gallery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1694263638909968596)  2023-08-23T08:21Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Look forward to another day of reading baity tweets from blue tick accounts thirsting after their 30p advertising revenue share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1694946913299111969)  2023-08-25T05:36Z 80.3K followers, 10.7K engagements


"@ArchRose90 Dominic Sandbrook best described Otto's abilities as a historian:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1695068229339676697)  2023-08-25T13:38Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"A visitor to this country from [---] years ago might wonder which war we lost to cede so much territory to foreign powers. The whole of Luton South Yorkshire Leicester and the whole of London.all resembling shanty towns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1695303681892118579)  2023-08-26T05:14Z 78.8K followers, 41.9K engagements


"The Lib Dems are up in arms at the disappearance of public toilets. Apparently they are finding it increasingly hard to find sexual partners"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1695361848697147483)  2023-08-26T09:05Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"My friend has a non-ULEZ compliant car and lives in the ULEZ zone. From Wednesday if he moves his car he has to pay [-----]. He can however sit in the car with the engine idling for free"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1695375947929673790)  2023-08-26T10:01Z 80.2K followers, 152.5K engagements


"Thank fuck for VAR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1695506835153797371)  2023-08-26T18:41Z 78.7K followers, 26.1K engagements


"The downfall of modern society can be traced to one moment: the advent of vegetarianism. The idea we were wrong to do what came naturally to us and should feel ashamed of our own natural impulse. And we all know who is history's most famous exponent of sausage dodging"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1695729596061139421)  2023-08-27T09:26Z 99K followers, 27.2K engagements


"I have never met a happy vegetarian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1695729597369749911)  2023-08-27T09:26Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Calls are growing for the BBC to be sanctioned after children have been seen catching crows and sniffing them in a worrying sign of copycat behaviour after seeing Chris Packham sniff a goshawk chick before the watershed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1695861933608439962)  2023-08-27T18:12Z 80.2K followers, 20.3K engagements


"A word of advice to Governments around the world: Stop trying to control things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1695905358684750203)  2023-08-27T21:05Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"After an enriching weekend turning over their streets to displays of public rimming the residents of Notting Hill can return to unboard their houses sluice the piss off their doorsteps and give Jamal back his kidney which a fellow reveller had removed with a machete"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1696427619934146718)  2023-08-29T07:40Z 80.2K followers, 62.2K engagements


"@LuceJ1983 @Lordflashh3art @SpiriofM He's paid for a blue tick again so yes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1696431481055260871)  2023-08-29T07:55Z 80.3K followers, [---] engagements


"As Bond arrived at his hotel that evening he logged into his twitter account noting he had lost his blue tick but pleased to see his NHS blue heart and FBPE hashtag were still in place. He called room service and ordered a ladyboy with a massive cock and a non alcholic martini"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1696535555897770005)  2023-08-29T14:49Z 80.3K followers, 21.7K engagements


"Detachable colours from their Tricolore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1696591716231332301)  2023-08-29T18:32Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"This may come as some comfort for to the passengers sleeping on the floor at Palma airport that NATS has a compliant and up-to-date diversity policy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1696939642950484411)  2023-08-30T17:35Z 98.4K followers, 14.2K engagements


"Always get like this after a hard spinning class"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1696954470561677623)  2023-08-30T18:34Z 80.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Some people say it is a lack of personal responsibility strong father figures and skunk induced psycosis that have a role in endemic knife crime. Alternatively it could be because of a lack of interpretive dance workshops and children struggling with their gender identity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697136693621477401)  2023-08-31T06:38Z 80.3K followers, 54.6K engagements


"I don't know what he does to Putin but Grant Shapps scares the shit out of me as Defence Secretary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697181190506106937)  2023-08-31T09:35Z 80.2K followers, 20.3K engagements


"Grant Shapps was created by grafting an extract of Chris Grayling onto a Foxtons estate agent with the sincerity and charm glands provided by Jeremy Kyle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697189642716536850)  2023-08-31T10:08Z 80.3K followers, 44.9K engagements


"The Government are very good at finding scapegoats for their policies. HR departments are to blame for enforcing Government diversity rules Russia is to blame for our idiotic energy policy Sadiq Khan for ULEZ. Covid for NHS waiting lists illegal immigration on people smugglers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697228251423269208)  2023-08-31T12:42Z 78.7K followers, 21.4K engagements


"Has Huw Edwards been weaned off bums yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697283436531032124)  2023-08-31T16:21Z 80.3K followers, 32.1K engagements


"What kind of retard country has a defence secretary who when transport secretary went on holiday to Spain then declared tourists to Spain had to quarantine and then spent two weeks wanking to babestation while his family had a well earned break from the tosspot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697326439794700628)  2023-08-31T19:12Z 80.3K followers, 21.3K engagements


"Like Art Garfunkel got face fucked by a stoat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697587158251459048)  2023-09-01T12:28Z 80.3K followers, 13.5K engagements


"If a ULEZ camera falls in South London and no one is around to see it does it make a pound"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697677026893726049)  2023-09-01T18:25Z 80.2K followers, [---] engagements


"You borrowed like a drunk in a casino without a single thought to the consequences of your actions. And now those consequnces abound you have the temerity to applaud yourself for destroying this country I think I speak for all of Britain when I say you ought to get to fuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697685643181122038)  2023-09-01T18:59Z 80.3K followers, 39.8K engagements


"He actually thinks borrowing printed money to spaff at the country leaving it noticeably poorer less productive less healthy and with no sense of unity or national pride is something to be congratulated for What a vainglorious little prick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697686696794439973)  2023-09-01T19:03Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Bit of free advice for Conservative MPs seeking re-election dont big up your response to Covid. It has broken this country zombies are wandering around vacant town centres that you needlessly terrified and left their children with genuine long term mental health issues"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697696754152477016)  2023-09-01T19:43Z 76.7K followers, 45.9K engagements


"And you will never never put this country through the waking nightmare of another lockdown. It wont get you any votes but you may find some humanity amongst your hubrisitic hollowed out husk where most people have a soul"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697696757944123683)  2023-09-01T19:43Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Blubbing like a child over the instagram post of a [--] year old. What an absolute mess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697844479200264447)  2023-09-02T05:30Z 80.2K followers, 12.4K engagements


"Lets all get upset about 2bn of football transfer fees but happily see the Government spunk 30bn of your money on track and trace. Country is a joke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697868541926449483)  2023-09-02T07:06Z 80.3K followers, 20.6K engagements


"Children today are [--] more times more likely to have a mental health problem than a soldier serving at Passchendale was to have shell shock. Amazing what having nothing to worry about does"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1697898792295473633)  2023-09-02T09:06Z 80.2K followers, 15K engagements


"They"ve clearly been taking their readings from my radiator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1698042080281477617)  2023-09-02T18:35Z 98.3K followers, 24.6K engagements


"At what level of *funding* is the *underfunded* NHS considered *funded* When every nurse sleeps in a barrel of hob nobs When doctors have putting greens in their operating theatres When 450bn of money is printed to *protect it*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1698043103007953137)  2023-09-02T18:39Z 76K followers, 24K engagements


"@LeAdderNoire It was an idea postulated by @SartorialThug so I believe nudes may have been very much involved in the genesis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1698049746995130397)  2023-09-02T19:06Z 78.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@SaintBelta Explanarion: For every game Newcastle lose the Saudis hold a blow torch next to her cheeks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1698074290103398554)  2023-09-02T20:43Z 78.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Difficult to know what's more retarded the committee recommending a return to the stone age or the Government for having a committee in the first place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1698283925334822975)  2023-09-03T10:36Z 98.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I am old enough to remember when a sunny day was something to be enjoyed rather than made to feel guilty about as another [----] freeloaders are welcomed by our glorious navy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1698295182540558738)  2023-09-03T11:21Z 80.3K followers, 18.4K engagements


"Does it even matter who you follow anymore All I see are tweets from Sadiq Khan Rachel Reeves and Elon Musk. Most boring fucking website on the planet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1698356690960195737)  2023-09-03T15:26Z 80.2K followers, 18.9K engagements


"Typical lefty virtue signaller all about redistribution but when our backs are turned he's stealing from the saviour of humanity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1698402719495532608)  2023-09-03T18:28Z 80.2K followers, 13.1K engagements


"BREAKING There is uproar as schools are having to cancel hundreds of Drag Queen Story Hours as school buildings are self identifying as bombsites"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1698587515920277878)  2023-09-04T06:43Z 80.3K followers, 33.5K engagements


"First close all your coal fired power stations then make your electricity supply dependent on the weather or France finally make everyone get electric cars then you should be fully prepped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1698739361326497936)  2023-09-04T16:46Z 80.2K followers, 13.7K engagements


"Seriously any British politican making us dependent on the French for anything other than a laugh in a war should be sent to traitors gate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1698739718840541574)  2023-09-04T16:48Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@K_Niemietz I'd take French capital gains tax"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1698808439881838607)  2023-09-04T21:21Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Labours version of a rags to riches story is Angela Rayner. Becoming a shadow minister under Jeremy Corbyn was the apogee of achievement akin to building a business from scratch. What a stunning example to other teenage grannies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1698946504319254771)  2023-09-05T06:29Z 80.3K followers, 14.5K engagements


"Europe is a nest of nonces happily importing the third world because Angela had her maternal urge to play wet nurse to Syria. Your Union has done nothing to promote the wealth or happiness of its citizens but has left you with a nice pension. 🚾"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1698979206464524535)  2023-09-05T08:39Z 80.2K followers, 23.4K engagements


"Scottish public sector workers will move to a [--] day week how will they cope with the extra workload"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1699076215997665715)  2023-09-05T15:05Z 80.3K followers, 13.5K engagements


"Ebola or Ebola listening to Billy Bragg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1699307981081280653)  2023-09-06T06:26Z 80.3K followers, 13.6K engagements


"I think this escaped prisoner should be given a senior role in Mi6 he might reinvigorate it rather than sending tweets about LGBTQ+ rights on the day Ukraine was invaded or locking himself in a rucksack in a bath"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1699732982905385210)  2023-09-07T10:34Z 98.4K followers, 10.7K engagements


"@MartinDaubney @carolvorders Perhaps she can consolidate all of her defamatory statements into one handy tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1699766948161101828)  2023-09-07T12:49Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"It is understood the prisoner who escaped Wandsworth Prison had complained of the deteriorating air quality in London and plans to tell him about the ULEZ expansion arrived too late"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1699876751726289316)  2023-09-07T20:06Z 80.2K followers, 13K engagements


"They've thought of everything in the North. Hot and cold running tramps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1700429881740247446)  2023-09-09T08:44Z 76.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Twitter has of latebut wherefore I know not--lost all its mirthforgone all custom of reweets; What a piece of work is Musk How noble in reason how infinite in faculty how unsuited to running a social media platform. Twitter delights me not no nor threads neither"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1701208492105683172)  2023-09-11T12:18Z 80.3K followers, 20K engagements


"@PidduckSean I would rather give the NHS charge of my healthcare than my bank details to a social media company"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1701211162514182416)  2023-09-11T12:28Z 80.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@Little_G2 Looks like a barbers window from the mid 80s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1701264603743695000)  2023-09-11T16:01Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@David_Cameron @George_Osborne @edballs @polcurrency Endorsed by dishface the pig slammer. 🚮"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1701321609405960384)  2023-09-11T19:47Z 98.4K followers, [----] engagements


"This country is a State Pension with an appalling healthcare system and imbecilic asylum system attached. No room for anything else"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1701500586632327591)  2023-09-12T07:38Z 80.2K followers, 15.9K engagements


"Next year the State Pension will cost 122bn in [----] it cost 49bn in today's money. The "I've paid in all my life" is absolute horseshit the basic state pension is 11k a year and the average income tax per income tax payer is 6k per annum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1701587896027713956)  2023-09-12T13:25Z 121.5K followers, 79.1K engagements


"If you didn't make sufficient financial provision for your retirement without relying on the State Pension despite a house price boom and the longest period of sustained economic growth you are a total failure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1701587897978065156)  2023-09-12T13:25Z 80.3K followers, 12.5K engagements


"@MartinS99122029 the government has run a deficit on average of 3.7% for the last [--] years. Where is this money that has been paid in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1701589226767483197)  2023-09-12T13:31Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@TheBardOfAnlaby The deal has changed all through their existence. Originally to age [--] then as low as [--] now up to [--]. Triple lock was invented in thr last decade and is completely unaffordable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1701658618280452415)  2023-09-12T18:06Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@StevePaul63 @Karensense Income tax isn't only used to pay pensions. Thr Givt has run a deficit of on average 3.7% per annum for the last [--] years. It has overspent what was put in 2as consistently not enough. And triple lock guarantees that for everyone in the future"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1701672020952363188)  2023-09-12T18:59Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@LeAdderNoire Buying electricity from anyone but Dale Vince should be illegal. The hippytard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1701842160482472006)  2023-09-13T06:16Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Notifications currently like a National Trust tea shop that's run out of Victoria Sponge as an army of beige slack wearing old codgers demanding an 8.5% rise in their pensions because they failed to make any provision for themselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1701844339519889720)  2023-09-13T06:24Z 80.2K followers, [---] engagements


"People thinking thoughts causes flooding and anyone who thinks these thoughts should be imprisoned. Hippytard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1701924222438699245)  2023-09-13T11:42Z 80.2K followers, 10K engagements


"Not only should the State Pension be abolished anyone who has received it should give the contents of their bank account to the nearest African country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1702034108942016777)  2023-09-13T18:58Z 80.2K followers, 14.9K engagements


"The only way out of the asylum disaster is to radically reform the asylum rules such that there aren't [---] million people who would qualify if only they could find a way to our shores. The real people smugglers work in law firms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1702197367330463814)  2023-09-14T05:47Z 80.2K followers, 32.4K engagements


"Mid morning slurp then accuse the director of being a coke head. Don't get that from he fat tongued creditor defrauding turkey twizzler denying grease fart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1702228853341442543)  2023-09-14T07:52Z 80.2K followers, 10.1K engagements


"A thread on how and why the Bank of England is one of many British institutions leading the charge against the British public"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1702300631917113647)  2023-09-14T12:37Z 80.3K followers, 30.2K engagements


"Followers of this account will know I believe QE to have been an absolute disaster rewarding the wrong people with a asset price inflation and an illusion of growth which can only be achieved by productivity growth which QE actively deters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1702300633389289578)  2023-09-14T12:37Z 97.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Which begs the question why the Bank which was enthusiastically adding to its portfolio as recently as [--] months ago is selling them now. There is no pressure to do so. But it does mean the Government has to find the money on top of higher interest rate payments"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1702300638804050428)  2023-09-14T12:37Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"I knew it: All poor people are thieves. And fat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1702408170327453751)  2023-09-14T19:45Z 98.1K followers, 13.4K engagements


"Why don't you get your sleeping bag pop round his house fit the ball gag and sleep in his bath if you love him so much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1702412894934049159)  2023-09-14T20:03Z 80.2K followers, 18.7K engagements


"We've tried everything else so why not just all move out of Britain and let every resident of a shithole country with the ability to get to our shores have it. Maybe leave them instructions on the ULEZ zone and paying for their own fucking healthcare and head off to Greenland"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1702413890212999626)  2023-09-14T20:07Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Will someone explain to beaker why having an electricity grid dependent on atmospheric pressure is not conducive to profitably making steel Or perhaps we can subsidise everything and put green or clean in front of it. "Clean coal mines" "Green second kitchens""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1702673334138196237)  2023-09-15T13:18Z 80.3K followers, 13.3K engagements


"It probably wouldn't have the highest GDP per capita in South America and would instead resemble the other shitholes you support like Venezuela which in spite of the worlds largest oil reserves looks like your front garden. [--] yrs on this earth and you've never learned a thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1702785418591101001)  2023-09-15T20:44Z 80.2K followers, [---] engagements


"She won a stonking minority against a terrorist supporting allotment fondling trot and was then outwitted by an EU president who was so pissed he couldn't stand up. If I were her I'd not be trying to rehabilitate my memory by parading my love for chaps with baps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1702945571994992997)  2023-09-16T07:20Z 80.2K followers, 38.8K engagements


"Smashing the tits off twitter to an audience of 10"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1702952218868039734)  2023-09-16T07:47Z 80.2K followers, 18.1K engagements


"Setting fire to $2bn is hardly carbon neutral. I am sure a fund advertising the benefits of net zero using our own example will have everyone in Africa buying a Tesla"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1702991460377780276)  2023-09-16T10:22Z 80.2K followers, [---] engagements


"I've thought Brand was a cunt since he barged past me in the Savoy while he was claiming to be a man of the people. A whole career stumbling from one unintentional malapropism to another. A poundshop @SamuelJJack2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1703055230974218383)  2023-09-16T14:36Z 80.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Fuck me the culture wars are so fucking tedious. Like two football teams and one of your players gets outed as a casual rapist but he still played for your team and scored some good goals so it's fine and they probably wanted it anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1703140063876370700)  2023-09-16T20:13Z 76K followers, 19.1K engagements


""Yeah good news Russell we've managed to get a supportive message from Barrymore" "Drew" "No Michael hoping to get a statement of support from Johnson" "Boris" "No Adam""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1703303986751721697)  2023-09-17T07:04Z 80.2K followers, 17.9K engagements


"To think Russell Brand was just seconds away from exposing everything through his unique skills of speaking in malapropisms wafting his hands around and the intellectual rigour he learned on the set of St Trinian's. They had to take him out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1703401594585338362)  2023-09-17T13:32Z 80.3K followers, 80.6K engagements


"@Lordflashh3art Do you get a big book of normie takes with your blue tick you sell out WEF locust eating beetle driver"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1703436936109584813)  2023-09-17T15:53Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"What the fuck is a global stage and why are you remotely concerned about what Belgium or the Castro child in Canada think about us The only thing we have remaining to us is the absolute certainty that abroad is ghastly and full of corrupt bad breathed sex pests"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1703499040082604410)  2023-09-17T19:59Z 80.2K followers, 17.4K engagements


"@brandfordstudio Thought it was Shep. But then again he wasn't fisting someone off the the twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1703499243665691074)  2023-09-17T20:00Z 76.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Criticize the drug companies question the war in Ukraine nonce a few girls and you can be pretty sure this is going to happen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1703655347616104893)  2023-09-18T06:21Z 80.2K followers, 17.9K engagements


"@Iromg As I understand it we are the only country in the world that has these roles in our health service. Political commissars to ensure compliance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1703658202506596656)  2023-09-18T06:32Z 80.4K followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: NHS diversity officers to strike over pay and conditions. An NHS spokesthing explained "Chunky jewellery flat shoes and bowl haircuts aren't free you know enjoy your racist healthcare you TERF bigots""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1703659211744272865)  2023-09-18T06:36Z 80.2K followers, 13.6K engagements


"@Arron_banks The worst Governor in history worse than blundering bollock breath Bailey he's even worse than Montagu Norman who transferred the Czech gold to the Nazis in [----]. He waited [--] yrs for his first move on interest rates and that was to cut them. Just a terrible human being"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1703836862710706205)  2023-09-18T18:22Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Hot take: Inflation was caused by [--] days of Liz Truss not [--] years of retarded central bankers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1704046752616067454)  2023-09-19T08:16Z 80.2K followers, 42.6K engagements


"Dear Banks when I pay someone with my money I don't need a question about who I am paying and am I sure it isn't a scam. If I want to buy a spanish fly coated dildo from Thailand it is my fucking business not yours you hectoring nanny state ESG obsessed thunderfucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1704120023910842472)  2023-09-19T13:07Z 78.2K followers, 23K engagements


"What did I say about bossy women with chunky jewellery and bowl haircuts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1704223608338284725)  2023-09-19T19:59Z 77.7K followers, 12.4K engagements


"Sorry your nan died waiting for an operation and you waited in agony in A&E for a week but Dr Tarquin's golf club membership has gone up and the Government's 8.5% offer is derisory"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1704375914639786174)  2023-09-20T06:04Z 80.5K followers, 18.4K engagements


"Let's raise rates again to make sure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1704376911068057632)  2023-09-20T06:08Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"A man who can be out by 6% over a month on inflation really shouldn't in charge of setting rates. The bollock chomping flabby fuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1704417413997920395)  2023-09-20T08:49Z 78.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@DPJHodges No thanks. He looks like fire damaged pob and is as consistent in his views as Mariana Hyde on Russell Brand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1704420737866449352)  2023-09-20T09:02Z 78.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Who the fuck are these so called Tories The ones angling for non-execs at green businesses when they lose their jobs next year Don't worry lads just change horses to pretending to care about chaps with baps and I am sure you can get some other superannuated role"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1704477747030925445)  2023-09-20T12:48Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"I can't believe people are still mourning for the gigantic albino pubic haystack. This country having May and then Johnson with an alternative of Corbyn is surely reparation enough for a bit of slave trading"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1704497478563774955)  2023-09-20T14:07Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"I am sure Extinction Rebellion will be back on the streets just as soon as it stops raining. And they're back from their gap years in Cambodia having poor people run around after them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1704532235867582473)  2023-09-20T16:25Z 77K followers, 10.7K engagements


"Finally a gap emerges between the main political parties: Labour "we will return you to the stone age" Conservatives "we will return you to the stone age five years later""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1704733437641306306)  2023-09-21T05:44Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@Leftyloon84 @RoryStewartUK Ha ha. Citing an actual figure rather than plucking 30bn out of thin air. For 33% more energy capacity So you value the current stock of power stations at 100bn before you get to associated power infrastructure and home charging points. Let's go with your figure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1704840041606844714)  2023-09-21T12:48Z 80.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Starmer wants the OBR to set budgets the EU to set our rules the IPCC to set our energy policy. Lazy fucker wants to float around Davos getting thunderbummed by the WEF for being such a great lad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1705287411121459494)  2023-09-22T18:26Z 98.3K followers, 29.3K engagements


"Thr OBRhas never made a correct forecast upsetting stopped clocks everywhere and lingers like the remains of a misery wank across the pages of the UK's history as a constant reminder of your absolute ineptitude"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1705289385564844113)  2023-09-22T18:34Z 80.2K followers, 10.2K engagements


"I have been praying that Norfolk would slip beneath the waves my entire life. I hope your sponsored walk can finally make this cherished dream a reality. Good luck. x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1705318937917784521)  2023-09-22T20:31Z 80.2K followers, 10.9K engagements


"No wonder it comes as a mystery to an organisation which obtains its revenue through compulsion that viewers don't want to watch their woke football bilge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1705522047026127045)  2023-09-23T09:58Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@moanaparte Always the worst bit of football focus footballers "in their community" pretending to give a shit about local knife crime before getting in their Bentley turbo and going raping"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1705523246420877433)  2023-09-23T10:03Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Premier League is on and yet they vomit this cack all over their website"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1705533008734773635)  2023-09-23T10:42Z 80.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Old people these days aren't what they were when I was a kid. They'd fought in the war some in World War [--]. They were decent proud people not the piss filled superannuated pampered bunch of self loathing permissive mask wearing FBPE turds parading around London today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1705597120080666905)  2023-09-23T14:56Z 78.2K followers, 17.6K engagements


"There are reports of people in London overdosing on cringe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1705618310652408296)  2023-09-23T16:21Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@DumboJohn1 I'd double it John. Only tax I agree with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1705650176893792541)  2023-09-23T18:27Z 80.3K followers, [---] engagements


"People are always tweeting me saying "Burnside you're a great bloke when do you think western society entered terminal decline" I always say the invention and mass use of febreeze. Nothing was ever the same again. Time was a man would wash his tramp not spray him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1705675078912929852)  2023-09-23T20:06Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"It's good he periodically pops up like the an flushable turd to remind everyone what an absolute crayon gobbling Nokia flinging intellectual disaster he was"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1706564779601465745)  2023-09-26T07:02Z 80.3K followers, 17.3K engagements


"@StarbuckToby @NJ_Timothy I wasn't born rich. I made my own money. Paying abundant taxes along the way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1706746677913075901)  2023-09-26T19:04Z 98.4K followers, [---] engagements


"I see performative outrage is order of the day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1706984393280016780)  2023-09-27T10:49Z 98.5K followers, 19.4K engagements


"@mrmarkdolan @AvaSantina Should he have said he would shag her I am confused"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1707047579073085815)  2023-09-27T15:00Z 80.2K followers, 17.9K engagements


"@jeremycorbyn You should go to Batley. Similar vibe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideWasTosh/status/1707093917147988336)  2023-09-27T18:04Z 98.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm getting really old. I remember when a [--] year old girl being stabbed to death would have led the national news for weeks. I dont want to recognise this shithole country where teenagers routinely carry machetes and life is as cheap as in a Brazilian favella"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1707096417586627028)  2023-09-27T18:14Z 80.3K followers, 132.2K engagements


"New line up announced for GB News: Stadlen & Jones talk about micro aggression in "Angry little men" Strphen Fry talks about Brexit in "A little bit of Fry in your channel" Mark Dolan returns in his new show "My vagina monologue" about his transition to keep his job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1707105993023189192)  2023-09-27T18:52Z 80.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@mrmarkdolan @GBNEWS When Lineker was suspended his fellow.presenters came out in solidarity. You've jumped in their seats and have driven off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1707118180789813599)  2023-09-27T19:41Z 80.3K followers, 21.9K engagements


"I'd rather they were out searching for knives than performative gestures"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1707394168429940959)  2023-09-28T13:57Z 80.2K followers, 64.9K engagements


"Hard times create strong memes strong memes create good times good times create weak memes weak memes create hard times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1707396903636176970)  2023-09-28T14:08Z 78.1K followers, [----] engagements


"That socialism has been tested to destruction if it has never been implanted properly it isnt for want of trying. Children are barely functioning idiots that need boundaries. That HS2 is an absolute embarrassment no one connected with its conception should be at liberty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1707443012467315011)  2023-09-28T17:11Z 80.3K followers, [----] engagements


"A lot of today's adults never really grew up. Over indulged since birth everything in their tragic lives is someone elses fault usually the Governments. They form a spastic circle demanding the Government do more then saying its shit when it does and then demand it does more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1707444392359784949)  2023-09-28T17:17Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements


"You must trust people who throw away their ID documents and fleet war torn France to be honest about their sexuality says trusting fop Robert Peston"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1707627189703700930)  2023-09-29T05:23Z 80.2K followers, 20.5K engagements


"Defending Jimmy Savile: the hill of all hills to die on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1707735907594281104)  2023-09-29T12:35Z 78.1K followers, 47K engagements

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