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[@NewbieSlt](/creator/twitter/NewbieSlt)
"Hi all After much thought we have decided to stop putting red dots on PP students exercise books. The reason is that each time Colin was given his maths book he saw the red dot and dived under the desk thinking he was being targeted by a sniper on the bike shed roof. Thanks x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NewbieSlt/status/1980279084744626596) [@NewbieSlt](/creator/x/NewbieSlt) 2025-10-20T14:25Z 43.5K followers, 1488 engagements


"Hi all To raise money for the Ferret Rescue (and vapes) 9Z are selling their own range of cosmetics. You can view their catalogue on the VLE. Thanks x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NewbieSlt/status/1978919129231823352) [@NewbieSlt](/creator/x/NewbieSlt) 2025-10-16T20:21Z 43.5K followers, 1753 engagements


"@Oldtimers365 Taylor Swift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NewbieSlt/status/1979469010698752330) [@NewbieSlt](/creator/x/NewbieSlt) 2025-10-18T08:46Z 43.5K followers, XXX engagements


"Hi all We have just heard from Mme Artois on the Paris trip. After yesterdays visit to the Louvre Chantelle was questioned by French Police about a jewel theft and released without charge. She was however warned about glueing those false arms on the Venus de Milo. Thanks x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NewbieSlt/status/1980318093076312081) [@NewbieSlt](/creator/x/NewbieSlt) 2025-10-20T17:00Z 43.5K followers, 2261 engagements