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[@anon_opin](/creator/twitter/anon_opin)
"Leaving the ECHR is a fucking stupid idea. It's on a par with leaving the European Union. So we'll probably end up doing it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977115747642937612) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-11T20:55Z 209.1K followers, 41.6K engagements


"Becoming friends with other school parents is a mistake you can't really recover from until your kids walk to school on their own. It's amazing the amount of adults that still deal in childish playground behaviour. Drop your kids off and disappear don't engage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977478135550480873) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-12T20:55Z 209.1K followers, 43.9K engagements


"Covid was a wasted opportunity. During lockdown the climate of earth drastically improved outdated work practices were uprooted & people had time for their own lives. It's a shame none of that continued"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978157611577987209) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-14T17:55Z 209.1K followers, 75.3K engagements


"Fans of big football clubs don't have a clue what it is to be a real football supporter. Going along to a 60000 seat stadium is easy. Watching your team every week in the lower leagues is true dedication"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1979229678368935992) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-17T16:55Z 209.1K followers, 51.4K engagements


"I have on occasions treated myself two a five-star hotel when staying overnight somewhere. When staying there I have never once had a breakfast that is better than the breakfast you get at Premier Inn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1974216646014226681) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-03T20:55Z 209.1K followers, 28.3K engagements


"Chips and eggs is better tea than chips and steak. You've got to be a bloody terrible cook to ruin eggs but even an average cook occasionally ruins a steak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1974760225069478378) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-05T08:55Z 209.1K followers, 17.9K engagements


"Barrow-in-Furness is the closest town to the centre of the United Kingdom according to Ordinance Survey. So it should be the home of the national theatre. Let's build a huge theatre complex there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1975213210530639977) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-06T14:55Z 209.1K followers, 28.4K engagements


"A tattoo should only be something that is very personal to the individual. Such as a name a date or something. If you're picking some design out their book or something you've seen on instagram you're having it for the wrong reasons and you'll regret it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1975530300512805158) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-07T11:55Z 209.1K followers, 18.7K engagements


"The amount of e-waste created by Microsoft's policy to drop support for certain CPUs in Windows XX is basically a crime against humanity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1975696395957846439) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-07T22:55Z 209.1K followers, 23.4K engagements


"Why do nurses when giving you an injection say 'you'll just feel a little pinch' Pinch is the wrong word. They don't want to say 'little prick' do they"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1975862489515516047) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-08T09:55Z 209.1K followers, 17.3K engagements


"Daylight saving times should be abolished. We are no longer living in the 19th century we can do without. It'll be great for mental health and people hating early darkness during the evening. BST timezone should be permanent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1976194679382081823) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-09T07:55Z 209.1K followers, 49.5K engagements


"People chucking their fag butts down right outside the supermarket entrance door then exhaling their foul mouthful of smoke as they step into the store are cunts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1976330576350138544) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-09T16:55Z 209.1K followers, 46.2K engagements


"No Sainsburys I won't scan my receipt to leave the shop. I've paid for my shopping and fulfilled my half of the contract. You can't trap me in the shop if your gates break that's on you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1976677861911117877) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-10T15:55Z 209.1K followers, 94.1K engagements


"Your child is not the brother or sister of your pet dog. And you aren't the dog's mummy or daddy. Stop saying it you perverts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977659328682234287) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-13T08:55Z 209.1K followers, 39.8K engagements


"If your football ground holds less than 15000 then it's not a stadium. It's a football ground"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978142513228571019) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-14T16:55Z 209.1K followers, 23.1K engagements


"Pretty obvious now that the AI bubble will burst within two years and it will make 2008 look like a garden party. Just don't get any ideas about shorting that shit because half of the world's billionaires will be there before you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978384108163043404) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-15T08:55Z 209.1K followers, 35K engagements


"The problem with ticket prices is a consequence of outsourcing to web platforms. Just require venues to sell tickets out of a box office located at the venue. That's most of the problem solved in a way that creates local job instead of putting them overseas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978761594340266127) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-16T09:55Z 209.1K followers, 16.1K engagements


"The Sun doesn't deserve its reputation for brilliant front-page headlines. They've had about three half-decent ones in the last XX years plus hundreds of absolute try-hard clunkers which they clearly thought would be the next classic. Also their paper's shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978912587258450141) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-16T19:55Z 209.1K followers, 18.7K engagements


"Sun Pat peanut butter is actually nicer than all those posh fancy ones. Quite salty doesn't need stirring to reincorporate the oil. I dread to think what's in it but hey it's better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1979169281544700412) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-17T12:55Z 209.1K followers, 16.7K engagements


"Of all the supermarket products the best value for money is a pack of custard creams"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1979214575531626537) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-17T15:55Z 209.1K followers, 13.4K engagements


"I for one welcome the increased commercialisation of Halloween in Britain as it at least acts as a firewall to stop retailers jamming Christmas down our throats in October"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1979274976940175472) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-17T19:55Z 209.1K followers, 16.7K engagements


"I'm one of X siblings all now over XX. We've all taken different paths in life and I can tell you now as someone who has seen so many different paths learn a trade. Electrician. Plumber. Roofer. Doesn't matter. Get an apprenticeship and learn practical skills. You'll be safe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1979456168759005383) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-18T07:55Z 209.1K followers, 40.4K engagements


"The best supermarket is Sainsbury's. It has the supermarket feel of a Waitrose the low prices of an Aldi the best non-food offering (habitat Argos) a rewarding loyalty scheme and decent clothes too. Even the colour scheme's warm and welcoming. It doesn't get enough respect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1761057083112247523) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2024-02-23T15:55Z 209.1K followers, 263.8K engagements


"If you reach to the back of a supermarket shelf to grab the food with a better date you are a selfish a-hole. If everybody did this supermarkets would fail and there would be huge amounts of food waste"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1839997240699457991) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2024-09-28T11:55Z 209.1K followers, 115.5K engagements


"It's Tesco not fucking Tesco's. You wouldn't say ASDA's. Sort it out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1941964125032128763) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-07-06T20:55Z 209.1K followers, 117K engagements


"We don't talk enough about how rubbish "8 out of XX cats does countdown" is maybe out of respect for Sean lock. They stole a popular show's format because theirs doesn't work and killed it with scripted set pieces shouty characters and Jimmy-fucking-Carr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1971181644888285578) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-09-25T11:55Z 209.1K followers, 46.8K engagements


"Everyone no exceptions should have the right to a current account with a debit card. With so much going to cashless no-one should be left out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1973144578233344315) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-09-30T21:55Z 209.1K followers, 20.8K engagements


"There's nothing more satisfying than turning up to a Park Run in Primark trainers and an old t-shirt and beating some tosser in all the pro running gear. You don't need to spend a shitload load of cash just put one foot in front of the other"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1974850821264113960) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-05T14:55Z 209.1K followers, 40.8K engagements


"Starbucks sells coffee for people who don't like the taste of coffee and actually want a milkshake and a pro plus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1975485002759426260) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-07T08:55Z 209.1K followers, 24K engagements


"If Ant and Dec were trapped in a burning building and you only had the time to save one most people would probably save Dec"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1975922887983870143) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-08T13:55Z 209.1K followers, 33.3K engagements


"I do not get International Rescue's operational model. They're saving people for free and not even taking donations This is not sustainable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1976255079318466874) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-09T11:55Z 209.2K followers, 21.2K engagements


"Yeah yeah. I know. America is important. But I'm so fucking sick of it absolutely dominating the UK news cycle. I get it. You voted in a turd and now you're swimming in fascist shit. But we have our own rightwing wanklord problems that need more national coverage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1976375873293951398) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-09T19:55Z 209.1K followers, 60.7K engagements


"I'm entering my 60s and the one constant throughout my life has been the nasty divisive influence of the Daily Mail on society. I think it has been a debilitating malady infecting our nation and should be dismantled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1976406069514469439) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-09T21:55Z 209.1K followers, 65.8K engagements


"It's amazing that broadcasters still show the comedy movie The Naked Gun despite wife murderer armed robber and kidnapper OJ Simpson being in the cast. Imagine if Jimmy Saville had been in The Life of Brian it'd never be seen again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977145946505977960) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-11T22:55Z 209.1K followers, 34.5K engagements


"McDonald's already have the vats of boiling oil. They should offer battered burgers. They'd make so much extra money and people would hate their dire food less"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977372442898096509) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-12T13:55Z 209.1K followers, 19.5K engagements


"There should be an Uber-style service for horse and carriage. I'd love to rock up to the pub in one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977402638690832786) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-12T15:55Z 209.1K followers, 18.5K engagements


"AirBnB was good for about X minutes. Now it's more expensive than a hotel more hassle and generally less convenient"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977674430688940496) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-13T09:55Z 209.1K followers, 59.7K engagements


"Growing up the main bus in my town was every XX minutes and always packed. I didn't worry about timetables I just left the house and knew it would be there. Now it's every half hour and completely deserted. This is no coincidence. Fund buses properly and people will use them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977734828419068100) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-13T13:55Z 209.1K followers, 39.7K engagements


"There's no such thing as an "urban hike." You took a walk about town"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977825423753937302) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-13T19:55Z 209.1K followers, 19.7K engagements


"If someone invented a miracle pill that reduced your risk of cancer heart disease and strokes as well as boosting mood memory and lifespan it would be the most popular drug ever. Except we already have it and it's called exercise and most people can't be arsed doing it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977840524267508170) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-13T20:55Z 209.1K followers, 55.1K engagements


"Sisyphus had it easy pushing a boulder up a hill for all eternity. He didn't have to get an X year old ready for school in the morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978067014640918557) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-14T11:55Z 209.1K followers, 16.3K engagements


"Mayo is made with vegetable oil and so counts as a vegetable. There's nothing wrong with adding 100g of mayo to you plate alongside roast meat roast potatoes and some cabbage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978233111340044426) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-14T22:55Z 209.1K followers, 16.9K engagements


"The best feeling in the world is heading off into the middle of nowhere and pissing off a cliff. It is an act of pure joy whether you are a man or a woman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978369006219247645) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-15T07:55Z 209.1K followers, 14.8K engagements


"If theres one good reason to rejoin the EU it is to bring back reliable plumbers and tradesmen who actually turn up when they say they will"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978520002387997081) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-15T17:55Z 209.1K followers, 19.8K engagements


"You can do as many fire drills as you like in the end they are barely going to make any difference when actual survival and self-preservation instincts kick in during a real emergency. Nobody is going to queue quietly and calmly walk to the exits with a fire on their arse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978731394059690462) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-16T07:55Z 209.1K followers, 17.7K engagements


"Expecting your kids to share a PlayStation is basically just buying one for whichever is the bigger arsehole that the other child occasionally gets to borrow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978882389922234845) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-16T17:55Z 209.1K followers, 19.3K engagements


"Parents of young children who go on holiday without them leaving them with family or friends. Be prepared to use your future holiday money for your kid's therapy sessions while they try to figure out why you ditched making memories with them in favour of getting pissed abroad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1979139079112405185) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-17T10:55Z 209.1K followers, 34K engagements


"The Inside Number Nine episode XX Days of Christine is the best half-hour of film - TV or cinema - ever made"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1979471267137765775) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-18T08:55Z 209.1K followers, 27.8K engagements


"Nothing say "I am a complete wanker" as effectively as taking a call on speaker phone in a public place within earshot of others"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1979501471361101868) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-18T10:55Z 209.1K followers, 17.6K engagements


"Live bands at weddings are dancefloor killers and a massive waste of money. All people want is a DJ and 80s 90s and 00s bangers. All weddings with a band end up being shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1979592068109307986) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-18T16:55Z 209.1K followers, 25K engagements


"The green cross code is the most disastrous public information campaign in history. It has made generations believe that pedestrians are responsible for avoiding crashes. Crashes are actually the responsibility of the operators of the massive motorised lumps of metal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1975198115591241755) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-06T13:55Z 209.1K followers, 35.4K engagements


"Drones weighing more than 75g should have to be licensed in the same way guns are licensed. No storing them at home or flying them in the park. You go to a drone club take them out of the safe and play with them under supervision"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977327143865454725) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-12T10:55Z 209.1K followers, 23.2K engagements


"My mum claimed that the mashed potato sandwich is the ultimate culinary creation. But I battered one for her and she agreed that deep frying does make it better. The only problem is that deep frying is a faff. It's a shame you can't get an airfryer version at Iceland"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977417738130767912) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-12T16:55Z 209.1K followers, 19.9K engagements


"I should get a tax discount each year for not flying abroad. It doesn't have to be huge. But those of us doing out bit should get some recognition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977447936813404597) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-12T18:55Z 209.1K followers, 27.3K engagements


"It's easy to knock bitcoin crypto Joe Rogan MMA and Jordan Peterson but as a woman I'm very grateful these things exist. Throughout human history we have never had men advertise their red flags as clearly as they do now by expressing an interest in any of the above"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1919813164314591521) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-05-06T17:55Z 209.1K followers, 96.2K engagements


"Mount Everest is so littered with bodies that if you were to murder someone by chucking them off the mountain you'd get away with it. In fact dozens of people probably have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1975832288806965690) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-08T07:55Z 209.1K followers, 29.1K engagements


"In this modern day game of Risk Russia tried to play as WW2 Germany but instead of rolling Poland they ended up in WW1 trenches in Ukraine. USA is playing as pre-WW2 Germany. China is pre-WW2 USA & Britain is what Austria or Belgium or something Is that right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1976345672707145839) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-09T17:55Z 209.1K followers, 17.6K engagements


"How come no one absolutely no one has thought to fit a hook above a urinal so you can hang a bag on whilst taking a piss in a shop or railway station toilet Leaving your bag at the side or behind you is the perfect opportunity for thieves. Come on guys do the right thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1976390970506609026) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-09T20:55Z 209.1K followers, 28.2K engagements


"Nothing promises more and delivers less than a nectarine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1976587266773369113) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-10T09:55Z 209.1K followers, 15.6K engagements


"The reason we don't do well in Eurovision isn't down to some continental clique or voting tribalism. We just send absolutely shite entrants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1976632561439834255) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-10T12:55Z 209.1K followers, 18.9K engagements


"He's never going to finish writing those fucking books"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1976662763343601938) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-10T14:55Z 209.1K followers, 53.4K engagements


"Rubber duck Stack Overflow. Instant debugging no latency no snarky downvotes. Zero dependencies infinite scalability. Explain your code and find the bug"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1976919455193006349) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-11T07:55Z 209.1K followers, 16.5K engagements


"An under appreciated contributor to obnoxious phone behaviour in public is the combination of the removal of an audio jack from most phone models and the cost of wireless headphones. Who is going to give a XX year old XXX blue tooth headphones for the school run"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977463039327690996) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-12T19:55Z 209.1K followers, 50.9K engagements


"The best song ever recorded is Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears. The second best is It's Only Natural by Crowded House"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977493235808272526) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-12T21:55Z 209.1K followers, 26.9K engagements


"I wish men with below average size penises would just learn to be sightly more attentive lovers instead of going out and buying a BMW or Audi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977508335998919111) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-12T22:55Z 209.1K followers, 28.1K engagements


"Keeping the same band name after the most influential person leaves is wrong. The right thing to do would be a name change la Faces or something like Mick & John's Fleetwood Mac Phil Collins' Genesis Midge Ure's Ultravox etc etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977644228399219181) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-13T07:55Z 209.1K followers, 21.4K engagements


"There's an optimum temperature for drinking tea. Hot but not so hot it can only be sipped slowly. Has anyone invented a thermometer with an audible alarm that can be left in tea to signal that moment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1977795226442842176) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-13T17:55Z 209.1K followers, 18.3K engagements


"Scotch eggs getting bigger meaning less in a packet is a thing more people should be talking about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978006617225302302) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-14T07:55Z 209.1K followers, 16.1K engagements


"We wouldn't tolerate an architect breaking into our homes moving round the furniture and redesigning our environment so why do we let software companies do this continually with our various software habitats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978082115339042932) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-14T12:55Z 209.1K followers, 16K engagements


"People on Facebook who say they have been hacked have really given away their password and login details to a page to find out what they would look like if they were a potato"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978112314227282200) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-14T14:55Z 209.1K followers, 23.4K engagements


"We need to make politics boring again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978172711533740230) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-14T18:55Z 209.1K followers, 15.7K engagements


"Who decided podcasts should be included on IMDb Because that's absolute bullshit on a pogo stick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978202909121671347) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-14T20:55Z 209.1K followers, 16K engagements


"Starbucks Costas Cafe Nero in fact all coffee shops should all sell Lemsip it's delicious warming and makes everyone feel better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978218010813825234) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-14T21:55Z 209.1K followers, 17.3K engagements


"If your children are speaking with American accents they're having too much screen time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978399204897628351) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-15T09:55Z 209.1K followers, 16.7K engagements


"Someone needs to tell KFC that the normal colour of corn on the cob is not grey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978474704475214085) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-15T14:55Z 209.1K followers, 14K engagements


"Anyone who attends a farewell tour is entitled to go to any future tour by that act for free"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978504899752075381) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-15T16:55Z 209.1K followers, 19.7K engagements


"TV writing is too sloppy now. They don't even try to blend exposition in smoothly. People ask questions at the wrong time or deliver soliloquies when a normal human would just use a single word or grunt. No idea why but it's driven me back to novels"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978746494443241683) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-16T08:55Z 209.1K followers, 14.8K engagements


"It's getting darker. Traffic is heavy. Commuting is tedious. But if you sit in a stationary queue with your foot jammed on the brake pedal you are blinding the people behind with your ridiculously bright lights. Stop it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978867292168429754) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-16T16:55Z 209.1K followers, 49.8K engagements


"Adult cyclists who insist on riding on the pavement should be fined"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978957887410950464) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-16T22:55Z 209.1K followers, 26.5K engagements


"Going to work knowing or suspecting that you have flu or covid should be a criminal offence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1979259878800572524) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-17T18:55Z 209.1K followers, 27.3K engagements


"When pouring wine from a bottle giving it a little twist as you finish stops it dripping. Almost no waiter in the world seems to know this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1978535098703020117) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-15T18:55Z 209.1K followers, 22.8K engagements


"Christ almighty how many different parking apps do we need I've got PayByPhone Ringo APCOA JustPark MiPermit NCP YourParkingSpace and now ParkBunny Good grief. Can't we just have one sane payment/booking method for all car parks nationwide"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1979108883374235676) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-17T08:55Z 209.1K followers, 42.7K engagements


"Niche opinion but Liverpool's transfer policy really annoys me. For XX years they've just bought the most obvious expensive players that always move at the start of a new game of Football Manager. Their entire scouting department could be replaced by a teenager in his bedroom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1979622262748680523) [@anon_opin](/creator/x/anon_opin) 2025-10-18T18:55Z 209.1K followers, 14.9K engagements