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# ![@anon_opin Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1007164431028183040.png) @anon_opin Anon Opin.

Anon Opin. posts on X about if you, in the, the most, ai the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1007164431028183040/interactions)
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- [--] Year [-----------] -46%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1007164431028183040/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [---] -19%
- [--] Month [---] +9.50%
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- [--] Year [-----] -5.20%

### Followers: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1007164431028183040/followers)
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- [--] Months [-------] +0.44%
- [--] Year [-------] +0.51%

### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1007164431028183040/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  5.42% [countries](/list/countries)  3.01% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  2.41% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  1.81% [products](/list/products)  1.2% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  1.2% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  1.2% [gaming](/list/gaming)  0.6% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands)  0.6% [stocks](/list/stocks)  0.6%

**Social topic influence**
[if you](/topic/if-you) 6.02%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 4.22%, [the most](/topic/the-most) 3.61%, [ai](/topic/ai) #5356, [food](/topic/food) 1.81%, [money](/topic/money) 1.81%, [sunday](/topic/sunday) #540, [level](/topic/level) 1.81%, [at least](/topic/at-least) 1.81%, [books](/topic/books) 1.81%

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"I find it funny how nearly everyone who's become even moderately rich & famous all say that their teachers said they wouldn't amount to much. Especially rappers. They never said that stop lying. They just told you to buck your ideas up and work harder. You just got lucky"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020949581131923507)  2026-02-09T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 22.2K engagements


"The proliferation of Land Rover Defenders with black on black on black is pathetic. You're an accountant from Chesterfield David not a MI6 enforcer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021266668312281410)  2026-02-10T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 174.7K engagements


"If you reach to the back of a supermarket shelf to grab the food with a better date you are a selfish a-hole. If everybody did this supermarkets would fail and there would be huge amounts of food waste"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1839997240699457991)  2024-09-28T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 115.8K engagements


"It's Tesco not fucking Tesco's. You wouldn't say ASDA's. Sort it out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1941964125032128763)  2025-07-06T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 117.2K engagements


"It's only been five years but it's amazing how quickly we've forgotten that the people who really affect ours lives positively are medics farmers shop workers etc and not entrepreneurs billionaires etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998043648496173227)  2025-12-08T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 45.8K engagements


"Guitars are not ornaments. If you have one in your home for people to see you should be able to pick it up and play it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2011572793477926967)  2026-01-14T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 24.1K engagements


"The reason your house isn't selling is because you're asking too much money for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2015438262924427287)  2026-01-25T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 38.3K engagements


"Every new Ricky Gervais project just quietly reinforces how funny Steve Merchant actually is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016087544417452159)  2026-01-27T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 311.5K engagements


"Everything coming out of big tech in the last decade's been pure hype: virtual reality blockchain and now AI. All the stuff that was good from social media to office suites have suffered enshitification. Has any other industry got things wrong so much for so long"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016178140830187603)  2026-01-27T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 49.2K engagements


"Dear Isaac Asimov. Now we have self-driving cars that are basically robots we've figured out the real-world Law of Robotics. It's acceptable to kill humans provided the rate at which they do so is slightly lower than humans would otherwise so so"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016238535569719606)  2026-01-27T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 27.6K engagements


"I'm starting to feel really old-fashioned for using my indicators ahead of a lane change on the motorway. Nobody else seems to bother"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016298937586426257)  2026-01-27T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 41.7K engagements


"It's possible to go places and do things without clutching a fucking coffee cup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016555629565915639)  2026-01-28T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 122.5K engagements


"The symptoms of ADHD and growing up in front of an iPhone or iPad are indistinguishable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016585825136308243)  2026-01-28T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 37.9K engagements


"Every year I seem to be paying more tax than I was last year but the public services always seem to be worse than they were last year. Sorry but genuinely what the fuck is all of our money being spent on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016797220331262316)  2026-01-29T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 156.6K engagements


"If you want me to call your kid Rafe stop spelling it Ralph"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016827417965285684)  2026-01-29T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 33.5K engagements


"The bathroom is a more logical place for a washing machine than the kitchen. It's already got plumbing and that's where your dirty clothes end up after a shower. Other countries do it can't understand why we don't"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016842518172782897)  2026-01-29T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 234.6K engagements


"What's the point of the state if it's not managing basic resources and industries. Railways healthcare power water post office and more should be publicly owned. In any sane system this wouldn't even be up for debate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016902916246810975)  2026-01-29T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 48.4K engagements


"Mashed parsnips are a much better addition to your Sunday roast than roasted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016918017553105380)  2026-01-29T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 16.5K engagements


"When both options are available third person is vastly superior to first person in video games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016978410925408730)  2026-01-29T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 19.8K engagements


"There should be a law against the amount of "white" paint allowed. White and off white. Done. No more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2016993510361071750)  2026-01-29T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 15.2K engagements


"There are only seven cities in England: London Birmingham Manchester Liverpool Sheffield Leeds and Newcastle. The other pretenders are just big towns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017174707926143265)  2026-01-30T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 390.8K engagements


"Dashcams should be compulsory in all vehicles. That would stop idiots lying to their insurance companies about what they did or didn't do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017204904847167909)  2026-01-30T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 27.3K engagements


"I'm sure there's a good reason for the blues and greens being that way around on the T-568B RJ45 pinout but it feels odd every time I crimp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017295500811055199)  2026-01-30T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 25.2K engagements


"Ben Affleck is wrong about Armageddon. On a seven crew shuttle three astronauts plus four drillers with minimal space training is better than three astronauts plus four more astronauts with minimal drill training"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017340803039768639)  2026-01-30T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 28.6K engagements


"Postage costs are on the same route to expensiveness that pints in pubs went on. People no longer posting stuff daily so prices go up a bit. People think 'blimey that's a lot I won't do Xmas cards next year'. Prices go up more. Suddenly the post becomes a rare expensive treat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017370998383825249)  2026-01-30T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 32.5K engagements


"You're way more likely to win anything by putting your weekly lotto money on some random horse in one race than buying a lottery ticket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017386099681751191)  2026-01-30T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 26.8K engagements


"I often wonder if those criticising the current Prime Minister remember any of the previous five"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017537097272307938)  2026-01-31T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 497.6K engagements


"Gentle parenting is producing a generation of entitled little shits that thinks the world revolves around them. Be loving and compassionate but don't be scared to say no to your kids and enforce some fucking boundaries for gods sake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017582392848891920)  2026-01-31T12:55Z 209.9K followers, 94.7K engagements


"Not everyone can afford a smartphone. Stop making it the primary and sometimes the only interface for day to day services. It's like when companies move their customer facing information onto Discord. It's shit. Fucking stop it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017597493408571574)  2026-01-31T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 49.5K engagements


"You never meet anyone called Bret anymore. It's probably going the way of Gary and will be extinct within a generation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017612592135491838)  2026-01-31T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 18.7K engagements


"The best way to spend an afternoon to yourself is with a freshly baked white loaf and plenty of salted butter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017627690442825964)  2026-01-31T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 24.2K engagements


"The fact that Lego went from being the most amazing creative cheap toy brand to the most expensive uncreative but insanely popular junk needs to be studied"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017642791715606953)  2026-01-31T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 71.3K engagements


"Bootcut jeans are the best. Glad to be past the skinny jeans years but give it a little time and people will laugh looking back at the current trend for super wide barrel shaped jeans giving people silly shapes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017672987730751951)  2026-01-31T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 25.8K engagements


"What is it with estate agents on Rightmove refusing to identify the exact location of a property You're literally showing my pictures of it. Providing the actual street number ain't going to make any difference"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017688092627386481)  2026-01-31T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 82.3K engagements


"Nicely Out of Tune by Lindisfarne is as good an album as anything by the Beatles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017733386652061960)  2026-01-31T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 19.1K engagements


"It's clear that some prog rock musicians like Rick Wakeman Bill Bruford and Fish are great fun and would be wonderful company on a fantastic night out. It's such a shame their music is terrible and impossible to listen to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017899482109669703)  2026-02-01T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 20.3K engagements


"The difficulty of booking a driving test is a national scandal: My son had to get up on a Monday at 6am to be online when new slots were released and was elated to get one in six months' time [--] miles away in the middle of his A Level exams. How did the system get SO broken"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017914584602984539)  2026-02-01T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 228.7K engagements


"Always open a bag of crisps upside down. That way you get all the most flavoursome crisps right away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017990078715273336)  2026-02-01T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.8K engagements


"Top lifehack: Don't get an ecoflush toilet if someone in your family does massive shits. It's a false economy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018005180189458476)  2026-02-01T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 27.9K engagements


"Tom Cruise should do one more dramatic role before he retires now that Mission Impossible is supposedly done. He's a great actor but it's been forgotten because of all the action"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018020280468140131)  2026-02-01T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 20.4K engagements


"Having a legal amount of alcohol in your system however low that may be and still being allowed to drive sends a mixed signal. The limit should be zero. Choosing to consume any amount should rule you out of driving until it's completely out of your system"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018035380608532664)  2026-02-01T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 143.8K engagements


"Big group family holidays show how uninteresting you are as a couple. If you need loads of people from home to entertain you rather than your partner or kids then something is wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018050481063354834)  2026-02-01T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 49.2K engagements


"We need a punctuation mark denoting mild enthusiasm. A full stop looks grumpy but an exclamation mark makes you look like Timmy Mallett"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018065578280231402)  2026-02-01T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 28.8K engagements


"One of the few joys in life was riffling through the LPs at the local charity shops. Internet grifters have gone and ruined that too. If you're going to flog the entire box on Discogs at least give the charity a cut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018080678554845391)  2026-02-01T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 40.7K engagements


"Wuthering Heights is an absolute mess of a book. The lord alone knows how it got to be so highly thought of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018095773288648970)  2026-02-01T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 33.4K engagements


"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018187670187356403)  2026-02-02T05:00Z 209.9K followers, 10.5K engagements


"If you buy a Celebrations Advent calendar don't whinge when you find a Bounty behind a door. You knew what you were letting yourself in for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018276969582891274)  2026-02-02T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.1K engagements


"Chewing gum should be banned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018367566612238722)  2026-02-02T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 16.3K engagements


"Hong Kong Phooey was the finest children's cartoon ever broadcast. It's a crying shame that they only made [--] episodes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018397767425474989)  2026-02-02T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 56.3K engagements


"The Steam Deck is the Gameboy to the Sega Game Gear/Atari Lynx of other handheld PC gaming systems. It's not popular because it's the most powerful system it's popular because it's cheaper and the batteries last longer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018412865523212536)  2026-02-02T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.3K engagements


"I thought getting older was supposed to impart wisdom. So far the only thing my forties have taught me is that no matter how frequently you use the nose and ear hair trimmer it's not fucking frequently enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018443067716485361)  2026-02-02T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 26.2K engagements


"When somebody comes to bother me with something at work and I've had enough of them I'll say 'good luck to you'. 100% success rate at making them go away. Highly recommended"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018458165138845797)  2026-02-02T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 15.8K engagements


"I've hardly been thrilled by Starmer so far but I can't understand anyone in Labour who wants him to resign. Didn't we all see how badly it went for the Tories when they kept chopping and changing PMs every five minutes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018609160653303985)  2026-02-03T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 51.2K engagements


"Comedy music for music fans is funnier than comedy music for comedy fans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018654458687734195)  2026-02-03T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 13.2K engagements


"In the opening credits of The A-Team B.A. is sat in a car and menacingly looks over his right shoulder placing his arm over the car seat. As he does his elbow bumps the seat and breaks the fluidity of the motion. It annoyed me as a kid and annoys me to this day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018699753320558996)  2026-02-03T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 43.4K engagements


"Is there a bigger downgrade than the daily doorstep milk delivery in recycled glass bottles from a local dairy on an electric vehicle to having to buy milk in plastic bottles from multi million pound supermarkets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018729954125463683)  2026-02-03T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 49.8K engagements


"Driving everywhere like a granny at under 2k revs isn't protecting your cars engine. You need to rag it every once in a while. A bit of revs helps clear the carbon. It won't fall apart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018760156100612491)  2026-02-03T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 83.3K engagements


"Most of your mould issues can be solved by just opening your bloody windows for [--] minutes every once in a while. Especially when it's cold. Every other country in Europe does this. Here people look at you as if you're insane for suggesting it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018805452063084619)  2026-02-03T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 202.8K engagements


"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018912446732189916)  2026-02-04T05:00Z 209.9K followers, 20.1K engagements


"I suspect that Royal Mail are rolling out the solar powered postboxes to stop twats putting knitted tops on boxes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018971545939456448)  2026-02-04T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 48.2K engagements


"As we move onto a war footing it's important to take control of communications. All networks should be transferred to BT which should be renationalised. BT's top priority should not be profit but reliable communications"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018986646125887535)  2026-02-04T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 23.3K engagements


"As a postman I am convinced no one ever tries out their own letter box because if they did their hands would be as bloody as mine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019001747667136614)  2026-02-04T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 21.8K engagements


"There's enough decade radio stations online now please can there be some that go across the decades ie 75-85 85-95 95-05"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019031946559422532)  2026-02-04T12:55Z 209.9K followers, 22.4K engagements


"Children's books should have a list of characters at the start along with suggested voices or accents. I don't want to get two-thirds of the way through a book I'm reading for my daughter before I discover that I should be doing a Scottish accent for one of the characters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019047044766146877)  2026-02-04T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 18.5K engagements


"The second amendment of the United States constitution is an act of complete lunacy and one of the biggest mistakes in world history. Think how many people have died because of it. Total madness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019062146890416185)  2026-02-04T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 28.7K engagements


"The Tegridy Farm based episodes of South Park are the shittest of it's entire [--] season run"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019107442584371549)  2026-02-04T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 31.9K engagements


"As a nation we should be proud that American involvement in Doctor Who has fucked it twice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019137643729068279)  2026-02-04T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 24.8K engagements


"Job interviews are the absolute worst way to determine good employment fit and yet we keep doing it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019167840884977773)  2026-02-04T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 32.2K engagements


"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019274838074961952)  2026-02-05T05:00Z 209.9K followers, 14.4K engagements


"Been with the DWP for [--] years. The official figure for fraudulent claims approx. 2.2% is in my experience broadly accurate. Just wanted to point that out to frothing raging Daily Mail and Sun readers who think it's closer to 100%"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019364137080402429)  2026-02-05T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 84.3K engagements


"The positive impact of early morning exercise on mental state and alertness should not be underestimated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019424533036347624)  2026-02-05T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 15.2K engagements


"Much is made of football managers but 99% of winning comes down to who has the best players"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019439630978789658)  2026-02-05T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 20.3K engagements


"The Olympics lost all value when they stopped competitive poetry. They have been on a downwards slide for a long time. They know how to fix it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019545329457148304)  2026-02-05T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 12.6K engagements


"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019637225319788716)  2026-02-06T05:00Z 209.9K followers, 11K engagements


"A beard without the moustache part has always looked utterly ridiculous. It just screams "NONCE". Please do not think that you'll be the first man in history to make it look great. You won't you big paedo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019696325177065476)  2026-02-06T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 29K engagements


"People who only drink pale ales should give up the pretence and go back to lager"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019726523104661866)  2026-02-06T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.5K engagements


"There isn't a TV show on earth that wouldn't benefit from a Mr Blobby cameo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019771820342202487)  2026-02-06T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 18.2K engagements


"Trump may be an asshole but at least he has picked a direction and is taking action to get there. I look at the UK government and imagine what we could achieve if we were as bold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019892615261352199)  2026-02-06T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 36.8K engagements


"Dogs and cats should be given names that they can pronounce. No dog will be able to pronounce "Ruby" so calling her that is silly. Call her something she can say so she can give her own name when asked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019907715217203352)  2026-02-06T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 16.9K engagements


"Any business which doesn't sell loaves of bread isn't a bakery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020088910597030282)  2026-02-07T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 14.9K engagements


"I supported putting a break in the Circle Line at Edgware Road. But they should've changed its name. With the break it's not a circle. It's wrong and it's still not too late to rename it. If they called it the Marigold Line they wouldn't even need to change the colour on the map"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020134207805153504)  2026-02-07T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 23K engagements


"In busy pubs people buying booze should be given priority over people buying coffee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020194606265016758)  2026-02-07T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 43.1K engagements


"Trains should have signs that dedicate what side is the front. Is it the side closest to the ticket gates or the side of the train that goes first I'm fed up of trying to figure out where I should be sitting while doing maths in my head"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020224808445747377)  2026-02-07T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 28.8K engagements


"If a company breaks the law it should always be the directors who are personally liable not some poor schmuck lower down. They're quick enough to take their fucking bonuses so they should accept some fucking responsibility as well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020270104399798676)  2026-02-07T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 44.6K engagements


"Recently introduced to the concept of "fan fiction" by a young colleague. I ended up reading a few out of curiosity & think I've found the holy grail of sex tips for men honestly written mostly by women & absolute filth. If you want to know what they really want get reading"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1995793822618419235)  2025-12-02T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 66.5K engagements


"People always say "Bad News were a joke band but they were actually really good musicians". That's true apart from Rik Mayall. Comic genius that he was he couldn't play the bass. He couldn't even pretend to play the bass. He couldn't even pretend to play the bass badly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019152740790698097)  2026-02-04T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 22.4K engagements


"People using AI are only concerned with the result not the process of getting there or the joy and insight that it can bring. They're the people who rush eating their food or cum too quickly. It's all about the ending for them and they're missing out on so much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019469827572650407)  2026-02-05T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 19.4K engagements


"It's ridiculous that Top Of The Pops isn't considered viable today. Half an hour of exclusive performances of some of the most popular songs of the moment People would watch that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020587192461000856)  2026-02-08T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 138.6K engagements


"The British Library or some other reliable institution should be taking a copy of everything stored in so we have access to it after the war kicks off. http://archive.org http://archive.org"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020632489186799915)  2026-02-08T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 14.6K engagements


"As a straight white woman in a heterosexual relationship I am all for more gay. More gay relationships more gay porn. Just MORE GAY. Because when you're bothering each other you're not bothering women. Thank you to gay men who lead closeted men "astray." You do God's work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020828786292302155)  2026-02-09T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 31K engagements


"People hitting their thirties and complaining on socials how this & that hurt now need to get a fucking grip. Your thirties are a wellspring of energy and renewal. They're going to be unbearable hitting their 50s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020858984563978364)  2026-02-09T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 25.6K engagements


"It's a sign of a failing society that vital emergency services like the RNLI and mountain rescue are charities nearly fully staffed by volunteers rather than publicly funded agencies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020979783144706410)  2026-02-09T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 49.8K engagements


"Any law named after a child is usually rubbish and only on the statute book due to politicians following the wishes of breakfast TV presenters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020994879728255291)  2026-02-09T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 55.8K engagements


"The worst thing about owning a dog is the 50/50 chance situation with every other dog owner you meet as to whether they are nice or a complete wanker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021009980480979197)  2026-02-09T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.3K engagements


"Trump is going to have a mausoleum in the White House grounds. My money's on that 'ballroom'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021145873330139541)  2026-02-10T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 13.3K engagements


"If you take a bag of clothes to donate to a charity clothing bank but it's full so you just leave it on the floor you haven't donated to charity you've fly-tipped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021206270120726583)  2026-02-10T12:55Z 209.9K followers, 23.1K engagements


"People who hijack other people's wedding receptions to propose to their other halves are the worst kind of narcissistic scum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021221371397677379)  2026-02-10T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 23.9K engagements


"For ten years now we've been letting the Immigration Derangement Syndrome of a minority drag our country down. Immigration is down from the Boris Johnson government they approved of. Bloody mentalists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021327065778213158)  2026-02-10T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 46.7K engagements


"Everybody loves taking the piss out of Americans for the way they mispronounce buoy but the Scots get off for doing the same. It's time to bully the Scottish more about this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021342164655968381)  2026-02-10T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 34K engagements


"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021449162709958972)  2026-02-11T05:00Z 209.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Older people who are losing their hearing and refuse to get a hearing test or hearing aids: you do realise you're putting yourself at higher risk of dementia by not sorting your hearing That's on top of driving all your loved ones around you fucking mad with your own loudness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021508261455736944)  2026-02-11T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 37.4K engagements


"Quentin Tarantino is an absolute genius when it comes to casting his movies except for when he casts himself in them. He's an absolute dog shit actor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021553560257724926)  2026-02-11T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 15.2K engagements


"We didn't need to move on from the era of Xbox [---] PS3 and Windows XP. It was a time of perfect balance. Everything since hasn't been worth the enshitification-frustration cost"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021583756872585257)  2026-02-11T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 20.1K engagements


"The best part of being a Mac user is getting to say "sorry I don't know how to use Windows" whenever people ask you for help"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021659255900676605)  2026-02-11T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 16.4K engagements


"Rocky was actually an awful boxer. He never once put his hands in a defensive position and absorbed far too many direct hits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021674359018881467)  2026-02-11T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 20.4K engagements


""Speculative fiction" is a tautology"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021719652066308312)  2026-02-11T22:55Z 209.9K followers, [----] engagements


"It really boils my piss to see Tory's MPs defect to Reform. They fucked the country up so they shouldn't be allowed to switch sides for the sake of their own careers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021734752093360252)  2026-02-11T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 29.4K engagements


"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021811550219063806)  2026-02-12T05:00Z 209.9K followers, [----] engagements


"No one apart from you wants to see that thing you made with AI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021946148575982070)  2026-02-12T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 80.9K engagements


"C4 should commission a programme where three geeks reprogram the computers that run modern cars to do all sorts of weird driving madness. Obviously only drive those cars on tracks not public roads. It would inspire a million kids to code"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021961244974928241)  2026-02-12T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 10.9K engagements


"Winnie the Pooh could kick Paddington's arse seven ways to Sunday. Both of them could take out Rupert with one punch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021991446643876255)  2026-02-12T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 14.5K engagements


"Anyone who says "If you hate your job that much why don't you just get another one" clearly hasn't tried looking for a job recently"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2022006542677971016)  2026-02-12T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 39K engagements


"The Spanish are wrong chorizo improves a paella"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2022021644219236786)  2026-02-12T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 19.1K engagements


"I'd rather keep the pound myself but imagine the outrage from the cash only gammons if we rejoin the EU and they have to spend Euros in Spoons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2022036743172559056)  2026-02-12T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 34.8K engagements


"Oxford Street should be permanently pedestrianised. It's the most famous shopping street in the UK but it's pavements are way too narrow for the crowds. There's plenty of streets in London for cars line this one with trees and make it a dedicated pedestrian shopping street"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017023713070178684)  2026-01-29T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 109.1K engagements


"I volunteer at a charity shop. We're often offered unopened gifts wit their seals still in place. This years immediately after Xmas we were offered a vacuum cleaner and a masonry drill. Some spouses need to read up on what a present is and isn't"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2017884383332507667)  2026-02-01T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 26.5K engagements


"Tomatoes available in UK and Irish shops are largely tasteless. The continental Europeans are keeping all the tasty toms to themselves and this should be addressed at governmental level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018382667452916085)  2026-02-02T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 59.4K engagements


"Computers are ultimately unethical and undemocratic. Even if you use Linux you cannot source ethical hardware. Where do you think the chips were made"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018684657093562547)  2026-02-03T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 14.5K engagements


"People talk about the ruinous planetary cost of AI. But when I wanted an alphabetical list of chocolate based euphemisms for the back passage I got stuck. A popular LLM came up with an almost complete list including "Toblerone Thoroughfare ". Can a polar bear do that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018745055268286737)  2026-02-03T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 31.3K engagements


"Hotels do the right thing by not having a 13th floor. Publishers never seem to leave out page [--] in books or newspapers. It's downright unchristian. Frankly the publishers who insist on have a page between [--] and [--] should come out and admit that they are Satanists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018820548831166891)  2026-02-03T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 18K engagements


"Life got too complicated. I shouldn't have to watch Martin Lewis every day in order to afford to heat my home pay my taxes and not starve in my retirement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019198042117636242)  2026-02-04T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 64.4K engagements


"The worst thing about being a captain of an amateur sports team is having to send all the "Yes it's still on" messages to your teammates the moment there is a bit of rain in the air"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019484929797632394)  2026-02-05T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.9K engagements


"For the purposes of drop down menus on forms the United Kingdom should be renamed 'A United Kingdom'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019711419021656259)  2026-02-06T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 56K engagements


"The fact that Topics were discontinued but Snickers are still going is a national disgrace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019741620527083772)  2026-02-06T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 19K engagements


"Those people who give their kids products they haven't purchased to consume on the food shop only to then hand them over to scan at the checkout are the scummiest of the lot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019817120897331599)  2026-02-06T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 170K engagements


"Twice a year they should close the whole M25 from 00:01 until 04:00 on Monday and make it open for racing. Anyone can race their own car or motorbike with no speed limits or other rules. Survivor wins a pie a pint and a book token"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019922815512682630)  2026-02-06T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 54.1K engagements


"I don't know who invented modern bras but they can't have had anything more substantial than an A cup. Bras are awful and fuck up my shoulders. From now on it's support corsets for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020058708298846426)  2026-02-07T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 23.8K engagements


"Using salt in grit should be banned because it's bad for dogs' feet. Just use nice sharp sand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020104007390212399)  2026-02-07T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 25.1K engagements


"Streaming MiniDisc Tapes MP3s CDs Vinyl Live"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020239903896772660)  2026-02-07T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.7K engagements


"Ukraine needs to detonate a small tactical nuke in a remote spot in Ukraine. "Look what we've got". It will end the war instantly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020285202958893539)  2026-02-07T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 41.1K engagements


"The Citron Berlingo is a solid workhorse but the lack of decent coffee holders makes it unusable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020436194824171584)  2026-02-08T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 15K engagements


"The idea of going on holiday is great but in reality after the third day it's just boring routine. Much better and cheaper just sitting in your pants in front of the TV at home with a Just Eat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020466394878324820)  2026-02-08T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 44.6K engagements


"Nobody else seems to have noticed that the American states that are currently recognised as the "most racist" and "most deadly" in terms of murders are also the ones who have banned fluoride from their drinking water"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020481495647805511)  2026-02-08T12:55Z 209.9K followers, 20.6K engagements


"Jeff Buckley's Grace is an absolute masterpiece in songwriting Lilac Wine and Corpus Christi Carol excepted but the recording would amount to little without the pure musical freedom he allowed Matt Johnson on drums"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020496594504724851)  2026-02-08T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 22.5K engagements


"If you rollerskate backwards intentionally you are a cunt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020526795557130283)  2026-02-08T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 16.1K engagements


"Nobody will tell a childfree person that they will regret their decision more than a parent who regrets their decision"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020783486311829934)  2026-02-09T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 30.3K engagements


"Not everything has to be connected to the internet. In fact life would be better if more things weren't"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020798588402434488)  2026-02-09T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 12.9K engagements


"No one on earth has ever put anything other than milk and sugar on their Weetabix"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1984650396938203166)  2025-11-01T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 46.4K engagements


"In the week the great Hungarian film director Bela Tarr died not a single one of his films was available to stream legitimately. Not even on bespoke art film services. Twenty years ago you could get them on DVD in a big HMV. This is not progress"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018639358622834693)  2026-02-03T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 144.7K engagements


"Social media platforms are generally OK while they are ad free and subscription free. Once one of those two is added they become insufferable. Bluesky is sort of OK at the moment but the only really good platform isn't a platform: it's the Fediverse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019182939951583484)  2026-02-04T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 13.4K engagements


"Bank holiday Mondays should be scrapped and replaced with bank holiday Fridays. Who wants to extend the abject misery of a Sunday night by [--] hours Friday Saturday Sunday off is clearly the reasonable way forward"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020572092656132236)  2026-02-08T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 98.8K engagements


"People that leave the gym showers turned to cold after they get out are twats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021236468652388479)  2026-02-10T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 13.2K engagements


"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2022173938134970626)  2026-02-13T05:00Z 209.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Not liking spectator sport is one of the best life hacks going. Over a lifetime you'll end up with literally years of time to dedicate to whatever you want compared to spending it being pointlessly obsessed with other people playing a game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2022263236125462992)  2026-02-13T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 31.3K engagements


"I know the correct pronunciation of Porsche is Poor-sher but people who pronounce it like that sound like bell-ends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2018714856724001047)  2026-02-03T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 39K engagements


"FIA keep yammering about women in motorsport but nothing gets done. Here's a solution: mandate that every F1 team has to have one male and one female driver in say five years and watch as billions are poured into women's motorsport to unearth and promote talent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019122543592935627)  2026-02-04T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 65.4K engagements


"If Doctor Who are giving old cast members another go then rather than continually wheeling out people from the Tenant era they should give Paul McGann a proper go. He'd be really good given some decent scripts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019560429035442294)  2026-02-05T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 44.4K engagements


"Top tip/lifehack: Find yourself an old fish slice or thin spatula. Keep it in the toilet and not the kitchen. They are absolutely fantastic for mashing up troublesome turds. Bonus if it has a thin metal handle because you can gently chip away at any constipation you encounter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020421096860713198)  2026-02-08T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 22K engagements


"My father has a 1200+ day Spanish streak on Duolingo. We went on holiday to Spain recently and he could hardly string two sentences together. What the fuck is the point of that app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1994132878871937419)  2025-11-27T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 5.8M engagements


"The fact that calculators and computer keyboard numeric keypads have [---] across the top while phone number keys have [---] at the top is one of the greatest user interface design failures of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2008613295717040456)  2026-01-06T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 4.9M engagements


"TICKETS FOR THE SHOWS: Anon Opin Live Leicester 12/13 Feb '2a6 Glasgow [--] Mar '26 Fesshole Live Leicester [--] Feb '26 Leeds [--] Mar '26 Luton [--] Mar '26 Glasgow [--] Mar '26 Malm Sweden [--] Apr '26 Gteborg Sweden [--] Apr '26 Stockholm Sweden [--] Apr '26 https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2011392666248921203)  2026-01-14T10:59Z 209.9K followers, 60.7K engagements


"Keyboard players never look cool when they perform live"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019862417245675759)  2026-02-06T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 28.8K engagements


"You should have to retake your driving test every [--] years. Would cut bad driving habits and keep people up to date with Highway Code changes. The demand for tests would create more jobs. The inevitable number of failures would force investment in better public transport"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2019877519105638579)  2026-02-06T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 58.7K engagements


"Americans: it's 'ADDy-das' not 'Ad-EE-tis'. They were formed by Adi Dassler you see. I'm sorry you've got things to deal with and your president's a fascist cunt and everything but come on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020556994344616265)  2026-02-08T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 78.2K engagements


"Vegan burgers should be way cheaper than meat ones. There is no way that it costs more to feed an animal for months ship it and kill it than it costs to make a plant based burger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021311968720601231)  2026-02-10T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 41.8K engagements


"Anyone who says the UK is a shithole needs to go on Google maps and drop a street view pin somewhere random in the world. You don't know how good we've got it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021870650365714736)  2026-02-12T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 58.9K engagements


"I'd love to see one of the Mega Tech companies walk away from a country completely due to legislation it didn't like. Be fascinating to see how it would play out would the public revolt would they move on who would the ultimate winners"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2022248137444794878)  2026-02-13T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 12.2K engagements


"The fine for driving without insurance should be three times the value of what the insurance would cost plus [----]. Fining someone [---] is not a deterrent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020164405393027392)  2026-02-07T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 53.4K engagements


"Re-reading the Harry Potter books to my kid I just wish that JK Rowling's editor has just said "Hey do you want to rethink this Quidditch scoring system it makes no sense.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020209707940544806)  2026-02-07T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 387.3K engagements


"Fascinating to me that Americans are looking at the UK and saying "At least we don't have Starmer.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020889184102220146)  2026-02-09T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 22.9K engagements


"I can't get my head around the rise of microwave rice. It's incredibly simple to cook rice and those microwave pouches have about 1-2p worth of rice in them. You're basically paying about a 100x mark-up just to save yourself a tiny amount of hassle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020904279729389933)  2026-02-09T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 257.8K engagements


"People misunderstand the main purpose of ultra hot chili sauces. They're designed so you can increase the spice level of a dish without affecting the overall flavour profile. They're not meant to be consumed neat on a chicken wing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2020934480546939318)  2026-02-09T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 98.8K engagements


"It's Rob Manuel who runs Fesshole / Anon Opin / B3ta taking over the feed to plug tickets for the live shows this week. I've got three shows in Leicester this week - it's Thursday Friday and Saturday. Because social media is crap and hides everything with a link I can't put that in the promo so you can find the link by clicking the profile. Also please fav this post that'll help get the message out to people. Thus 12th / Fri 13th Feb Leicester ANON OPIN Tnne Bar This is your chance you try out your terrible opinions live with an audience. Will they sink Will they swim Find out. It's going to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021632178832974214)  2026-02-11T17:07Z 209.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Every provincial town in England has a local 'character' called Dirty Barry or similar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2021644159551963509)  2026-02-11T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 19.2K engagements


"The popularity of football is 99% down to the fact that it gives dull men something to talk to each other about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2022233036423630932)  2026-02-13T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 33.3K engagements


""My Ever Changing Moods" sang Paul Weller. I'm guessing said moods are "miserable" and "even more miserable""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/2022323633494851626)  2026-02-13T14:55Z 209.9K followers, [----] engagements

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Social Influence

Social category influence finance 5.42% countries 3.01% travel destinations 2.41% automotive brands 1.81% products 1.2% celebrities 1.2% social networks 1.2% gaming 0.6% luxury brands 0.6% stocks 0.6%

Social topic influence if you 6.02%, in the 4.22%, the most 3.61%, ai #5356, food 1.81%, money 1.81%, sunday #540, level 1.81%, at least 1.81%, books 1.81%

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Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"I find it funny how nearly everyone who's become even moderately rich & famous all say that their teachers said they wouldn't amount to much. Especially rappers. They never said that stop lying. They just told you to buck your ideas up and work harder. You just got lucky"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 22.2K engagements

"The proliferation of Land Rover Defenders with black on black on black is pathetic. You're an accountant from Chesterfield David not a MI6 enforcer"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 174.7K engagements

"If you reach to the back of a supermarket shelf to grab the food with a better date you are a selfish a-hole. If everybody did this supermarkets would fail and there would be huge amounts of food waste"
X Link 2024-09-28T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 115.8K engagements

"It's Tesco not fucking Tesco's. You wouldn't say ASDA's. Sort it out"
X Link 2025-07-06T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 117.2K engagements

"It's only been five years but it's amazing how quickly we've forgotten that the people who really affect ours lives positively are medics farmers shop workers etc and not entrepreneurs billionaires etc"
X Link 2025-12-08T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 45.8K engagements

"Guitars are not ornaments. If you have one in your home for people to see you should be able to pick it up and play it"
X Link 2026-01-14T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 24.1K engagements

"The reason your house isn't selling is because you're asking too much money for it"
X Link 2026-01-25T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 38.3K engagements

"Every new Ricky Gervais project just quietly reinforces how funny Steve Merchant actually is"
X Link 2026-01-27T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 311.5K engagements

"Everything coming out of big tech in the last decade's been pure hype: virtual reality blockchain and now AI. All the stuff that was good from social media to office suites have suffered enshitification. Has any other industry got things wrong so much for so long"
X Link 2026-01-27T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 49.2K engagements

"Dear Isaac Asimov. Now we have self-driving cars that are basically robots we've figured out the real-world Law of Robotics. It's acceptable to kill humans provided the rate at which they do so is slightly lower than humans would otherwise so so"
X Link 2026-01-27T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 27.6K engagements

"I'm starting to feel really old-fashioned for using my indicators ahead of a lane change on the motorway. Nobody else seems to bother"
X Link 2026-01-27T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 41.7K engagements

"It's possible to go places and do things without clutching a fucking coffee cup"
X Link 2026-01-28T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 122.5K engagements

"The symptoms of ADHD and growing up in front of an iPhone or iPad are indistinguishable"
X Link 2026-01-28T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 37.9K engagements

"Every year I seem to be paying more tax than I was last year but the public services always seem to be worse than they were last year. Sorry but genuinely what the fuck is all of our money being spent on"
X Link 2026-01-29T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 156.6K engagements

"If you want me to call your kid Rafe stop spelling it Ralph"
X Link 2026-01-29T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 33.5K engagements

"The bathroom is a more logical place for a washing machine than the kitchen. It's already got plumbing and that's where your dirty clothes end up after a shower. Other countries do it can't understand why we don't"
X Link 2026-01-29T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 234.6K engagements

"What's the point of the state if it's not managing basic resources and industries. Railways healthcare power water post office and more should be publicly owned. In any sane system this wouldn't even be up for debate"
X Link 2026-01-29T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 48.4K engagements

"Mashed parsnips are a much better addition to your Sunday roast than roasted"
X Link 2026-01-29T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 16.5K engagements

"When both options are available third person is vastly superior to first person in video games"
X Link 2026-01-29T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 19.8K engagements

"There should be a law against the amount of "white" paint allowed. White and off white. Done. No more"
X Link 2026-01-29T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 15.2K engagements

"There are only seven cities in England: London Birmingham Manchester Liverpool Sheffield Leeds and Newcastle. The other pretenders are just big towns"
X Link 2026-01-30T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 390.8K engagements

"Dashcams should be compulsory in all vehicles. That would stop idiots lying to their insurance companies about what they did or didn't do"
X Link 2026-01-30T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 27.3K engagements

"I'm sure there's a good reason for the blues and greens being that way around on the T-568B RJ45 pinout but it feels odd every time I crimp"
X Link 2026-01-30T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 25.2K engagements

"Ben Affleck is wrong about Armageddon. On a seven crew shuttle three astronauts plus four drillers with minimal space training is better than three astronauts plus four more astronauts with minimal drill training"
X Link 2026-01-30T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 28.6K engagements

"Postage costs are on the same route to expensiveness that pints in pubs went on. People no longer posting stuff daily so prices go up a bit. People think 'blimey that's a lot I won't do Xmas cards next year'. Prices go up more. Suddenly the post becomes a rare expensive treat"
X Link 2026-01-30T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 32.5K engagements

"You're way more likely to win anything by putting your weekly lotto money on some random horse in one race than buying a lottery ticket"
X Link 2026-01-30T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 26.8K engagements

"I often wonder if those criticising the current Prime Minister remember any of the previous five"
X Link 2026-01-31T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 497.6K engagements

"Gentle parenting is producing a generation of entitled little shits that thinks the world revolves around them. Be loving and compassionate but don't be scared to say no to your kids and enforce some fucking boundaries for gods sake"
X Link 2026-01-31T12:55Z 209.9K followers, 94.7K engagements

"Not everyone can afford a smartphone. Stop making it the primary and sometimes the only interface for day to day services. It's like when companies move their customer facing information onto Discord. It's shit. Fucking stop it"
X Link 2026-01-31T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 49.5K engagements

"You never meet anyone called Bret anymore. It's probably going the way of Gary and will be extinct within a generation"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 18.7K engagements

"The best way to spend an afternoon to yourself is with a freshly baked white loaf and plenty of salted butter"
X Link 2026-01-31T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 24.2K engagements

"The fact that Lego went from being the most amazing creative cheap toy brand to the most expensive uncreative but insanely popular junk needs to be studied"
X Link 2026-01-31T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 71.3K engagements

"Bootcut jeans are the best. Glad to be past the skinny jeans years but give it a little time and people will laugh looking back at the current trend for super wide barrel shaped jeans giving people silly shapes"
X Link 2026-01-31T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 25.8K engagements

"What is it with estate agents on Rightmove refusing to identify the exact location of a property You're literally showing my pictures of it. Providing the actual street number ain't going to make any difference"
X Link 2026-01-31T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 82.3K engagements

"Nicely Out of Tune by Lindisfarne is as good an album as anything by the Beatles"
X Link 2026-01-31T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 19.1K engagements

"It's clear that some prog rock musicians like Rick Wakeman Bill Bruford and Fish are great fun and would be wonderful company on a fantastic night out. It's such a shame their music is terrible and impossible to listen to"
X Link 2026-02-01T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 20.3K engagements

"The difficulty of booking a driving test is a national scandal: My son had to get up on a Monday at 6am to be online when new slots were released and was elated to get one in six months' time [--] miles away in the middle of his A Level exams. How did the system get SO broken"
X Link 2026-02-01T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 228.7K engagements

"Always open a bag of crisps upside down. That way you get all the most flavoursome crisps right away"
X Link 2026-02-01T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.8K engagements

"Top lifehack: Don't get an ecoflush toilet if someone in your family does massive shits. It's a false economy"
X Link 2026-02-01T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 27.9K engagements

"Tom Cruise should do one more dramatic role before he retires now that Mission Impossible is supposedly done. He's a great actor but it's been forgotten because of all the action"
X Link 2026-02-01T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 20.4K engagements

"Having a legal amount of alcohol in your system however low that may be and still being allowed to drive sends a mixed signal. The limit should be zero. Choosing to consume any amount should rule you out of driving until it's completely out of your system"
X Link 2026-02-01T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 143.8K engagements

"Big group family holidays show how uninteresting you are as a couple. If you need loads of people from home to entertain you rather than your partner or kids then something is wrong"
X Link 2026-02-01T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 49.2K engagements

"We need a punctuation mark denoting mild enthusiasm. A full stop looks grumpy but an exclamation mark makes you look like Timmy Mallett"
X Link 2026-02-01T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 28.8K engagements

"One of the few joys in life was riffling through the LPs at the local charity shops. Internet grifters have gone and ruined that too. If you're going to flog the entire box on Discogs at least give the charity a cut"
X Link 2026-02-01T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 40.7K engagements

"Wuthering Heights is an absolute mess of a book. The lord alone knows how it got to be so highly thought of"
X Link 2026-02-01T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 33.4K engagements

"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"
X Link 2026-02-02T05:00Z 209.9K followers, 10.5K engagements

"If you buy a Celebrations Advent calendar don't whinge when you find a Bounty behind a door. You knew what you were letting yourself in for"
X Link 2026-02-02T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.1K engagements

"Chewing gum should be banned"
X Link 2026-02-02T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 16.3K engagements

"Hong Kong Phooey was the finest children's cartoon ever broadcast. It's a crying shame that they only made [--] episodes"
X Link 2026-02-02T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 56.3K engagements

"The Steam Deck is the Gameboy to the Sega Game Gear/Atari Lynx of other handheld PC gaming systems. It's not popular because it's the most powerful system it's popular because it's cheaper and the batteries last longer"
X Link 2026-02-02T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.3K engagements

"I thought getting older was supposed to impart wisdom. So far the only thing my forties have taught me is that no matter how frequently you use the nose and ear hair trimmer it's not fucking frequently enough"
X Link 2026-02-02T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 26.2K engagements

"When somebody comes to bother me with something at work and I've had enough of them I'll say 'good luck to you'. 100% success rate at making them go away. Highly recommended"
X Link 2026-02-02T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 15.8K engagements

"I've hardly been thrilled by Starmer so far but I can't understand anyone in Labour who wants him to resign. Didn't we all see how badly it went for the Tories when they kept chopping and changing PMs every five minutes"
X Link 2026-02-03T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 51.2K engagements

"Comedy music for music fans is funnier than comedy music for comedy fans"
X Link 2026-02-03T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 13.2K engagements

"In the opening credits of The A-Team B.A. is sat in a car and menacingly looks over his right shoulder placing his arm over the car seat. As he does his elbow bumps the seat and breaks the fluidity of the motion. It annoyed me as a kid and annoys me to this day"
X Link 2026-02-03T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 43.4K engagements

"Is there a bigger downgrade than the daily doorstep milk delivery in recycled glass bottles from a local dairy on an electric vehicle to having to buy milk in plastic bottles from multi million pound supermarkets"
X Link 2026-02-03T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 49.8K engagements

"Driving everywhere like a granny at under 2k revs isn't protecting your cars engine. You need to rag it every once in a while. A bit of revs helps clear the carbon. It won't fall apart"
X Link 2026-02-03T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 83.3K engagements

"Most of your mould issues can be solved by just opening your bloody windows for [--] minutes every once in a while. Especially when it's cold. Every other country in Europe does this. Here people look at you as if you're insane for suggesting it"
X Link 2026-02-03T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 202.8K engagements

"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"
X Link 2026-02-04T05:00Z 209.9K followers, 20.1K engagements

"I suspect that Royal Mail are rolling out the solar powered postboxes to stop twats putting knitted tops on boxes"
X Link 2026-02-04T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 48.2K engagements

"As we move onto a war footing it's important to take control of communications. All networks should be transferred to BT which should be renationalised. BT's top priority should not be profit but reliable communications"
X Link 2026-02-04T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 23.3K engagements

"As a postman I am convinced no one ever tries out their own letter box because if they did their hands would be as bloody as mine"
X Link 2026-02-04T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 21.8K engagements

"There's enough decade radio stations online now please can there be some that go across the decades ie 75-85 85-95 95-05"
X Link 2026-02-04T12:55Z 209.9K followers, 22.4K engagements

"Children's books should have a list of characters at the start along with suggested voices or accents. I don't want to get two-thirds of the way through a book I'm reading for my daughter before I discover that I should be doing a Scottish accent for one of the characters"
X Link 2026-02-04T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 18.5K engagements

"The second amendment of the United States constitution is an act of complete lunacy and one of the biggest mistakes in world history. Think how many people have died because of it. Total madness"
X Link 2026-02-04T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 28.7K engagements

"The Tegridy Farm based episodes of South Park are the shittest of it's entire [--] season run"
X Link 2026-02-04T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 31.9K engagements

"As a nation we should be proud that American involvement in Doctor Who has fucked it twice"
X Link 2026-02-04T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 24.8K engagements

"Job interviews are the absolute worst way to determine good employment fit and yet we keep doing it"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 32.2K engagements

"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"
X Link 2026-02-05T05:00Z 209.9K followers, 14.4K engagements

"Been with the DWP for [--] years. The official figure for fraudulent claims approx. 2.2% is in my experience broadly accurate. Just wanted to point that out to frothing raging Daily Mail and Sun readers who think it's closer to 100%"
X Link 2026-02-05T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 84.3K engagements

"The positive impact of early morning exercise on mental state and alertness should not be underestimated"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 15.2K engagements

"Much is made of football managers but 99% of winning comes down to who has the best players"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 20.3K engagements

"The Olympics lost all value when they stopped competitive poetry. They have been on a downwards slide for a long time. They know how to fix it"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 12.6K engagements

"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"
X Link 2026-02-06T05:00Z 209.9K followers, 11K engagements

"A beard without the moustache part has always looked utterly ridiculous. It just screams "NONCE". Please do not think that you'll be the first man in history to make it look great. You won't you big paedo"
X Link 2026-02-06T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 29K engagements

"People who only drink pale ales should give up the pretence and go back to lager"
X Link 2026-02-06T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.5K engagements

"There isn't a TV show on earth that wouldn't benefit from a Mr Blobby cameo"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 18.2K engagements

"Trump may be an asshole but at least he has picked a direction and is taking action to get there. I look at the UK government and imagine what we could achieve if we were as bold"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 36.8K engagements

"Dogs and cats should be given names that they can pronounce. No dog will be able to pronounce "Ruby" so calling her that is silly. Call her something she can say so she can give her own name when asked"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 16.9K engagements

"Any business which doesn't sell loaves of bread isn't a bakery"
X Link 2026-02-07T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 14.9K engagements

"I supported putting a break in the Circle Line at Edgware Road. But they should've changed its name. With the break it's not a circle. It's wrong and it's still not too late to rename it. If they called it the Marigold Line they wouldn't even need to change the colour on the map"
X Link 2026-02-07T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 23K engagements

"In busy pubs people buying booze should be given priority over people buying coffee"
X Link 2026-02-07T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 43.1K engagements

"Trains should have signs that dedicate what side is the front. Is it the side closest to the ticket gates or the side of the train that goes first I'm fed up of trying to figure out where I should be sitting while doing maths in my head"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 28.8K engagements

"If a company breaks the law it should always be the directors who are personally liable not some poor schmuck lower down. They're quick enough to take their fucking bonuses so they should accept some fucking responsibility as well"
X Link 2026-02-07T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 44.6K engagements

"Recently introduced to the concept of "fan fiction" by a young colleague. I ended up reading a few out of curiosity & think I've found the holy grail of sex tips for men honestly written mostly by women & absolute filth. If you want to know what they really want get reading"
X Link 2025-12-02T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 66.5K engagements

"People always say "Bad News were a joke band but they were actually really good musicians". That's true apart from Rik Mayall. Comic genius that he was he couldn't play the bass. He couldn't even pretend to play the bass. He couldn't even pretend to play the bass badly"
X Link 2026-02-04T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 22.4K engagements

"People using AI are only concerned with the result not the process of getting there or the joy and insight that it can bring. They're the people who rush eating their food or cum too quickly. It's all about the ending for them and they're missing out on so much"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 19.4K engagements

"It's ridiculous that Top Of The Pops isn't considered viable today. Half an hour of exclusive performances of some of the most popular songs of the moment People would watch that"
X Link 2026-02-08T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 138.6K engagements

"The British Library or some other reliable institution should be taking a copy of everything stored in so we have access to it after the war kicks off. http://archive.org http://archive.org"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 14.6K engagements

"As a straight white woman in a heterosexual relationship I am all for more gay. More gay relationships more gay porn. Just MORE GAY. Because when you're bothering each other you're not bothering women. Thank you to gay men who lead closeted men "astray." You do God's work"
X Link 2026-02-09T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 31K engagements

"People hitting their thirties and complaining on socials how this & that hurt now need to get a fucking grip. Your thirties are a wellspring of energy and renewal. They're going to be unbearable hitting their 50s"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 25.6K engagements

"It's a sign of a failing society that vital emergency services like the RNLI and mountain rescue are charities nearly fully staffed by volunteers rather than publicly funded agencies"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 49.8K engagements

"Any law named after a child is usually rubbish and only on the statute book due to politicians following the wishes of breakfast TV presenters"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 55.8K engagements

"The worst thing about owning a dog is the 50/50 chance situation with every other dog owner you meet as to whether they are nice or a complete wanker"
X Link 2026-02-09T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.3K engagements

"Trump is going to have a mausoleum in the White House grounds. My money's on that 'ballroom'"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 13.3K engagements

"If you take a bag of clothes to donate to a charity clothing bank but it's full so you just leave it on the floor you haven't donated to charity you've fly-tipped"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:55Z 209.9K followers, 23.1K engagements

"People who hijack other people's wedding receptions to propose to their other halves are the worst kind of narcissistic scum"
X Link 2026-02-10T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 23.9K engagements

"For ten years now we've been letting the Immigration Derangement Syndrome of a minority drag our country down. Immigration is down from the Boris Johnson government they approved of. Bloody mentalists"
X Link 2026-02-10T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 46.7K engagements

"Everybody loves taking the piss out of Americans for the way they mispronounce buoy but the Scots get off for doing the same. It's time to bully the Scottish more about this"
X Link 2026-02-10T21:55Z 209.9K followers, 34K engagements

"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:00Z 209.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Older people who are losing their hearing and refuse to get a hearing test or hearing aids: you do realise you're putting yourself at higher risk of dementia by not sorting your hearing That's on top of driving all your loved ones around you fucking mad with your own loudness"
X Link 2026-02-11T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 37.4K engagements

"Quentin Tarantino is an absolute genius when it comes to casting his movies except for when he casts himself in them. He's an absolute dog shit actor"
X Link 2026-02-11T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 15.2K engagements

"We didn't need to move on from the era of Xbox [---] PS3 and Windows XP. It was a time of perfect balance. Everything since hasn't been worth the enshitification-frustration cost"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 20.1K engagements

"The best part of being a Mac user is getting to say "sorry I don't know how to use Windows" whenever people ask you for help"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 16.4K engagements

"Rocky was actually an awful boxer. He never once put his hands in a defensive position and absorbed far too many direct hits"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 20.4K engagements

""Speculative fiction" is a tautology"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:55Z 209.9K followers, [----] engagements

"It really boils my piss to see Tory's MPs defect to Reform. They fucked the country up so they shouldn't be allowed to switch sides for the sake of their own careers"
X Link 2026-02-11T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 29.4K engagements

"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"
X Link 2026-02-12T05:00Z 209.9K followers, [----] engagements

"No one apart from you wants to see that thing you made with AI"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 80.9K engagements

"C4 should commission a programme where three geeks reprogram the computers that run modern cars to do all sorts of weird driving madness. Obviously only drive those cars on tracks not public roads. It would inspire a million kids to code"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 10.9K engagements

"Winnie the Pooh could kick Paddington's arse seven ways to Sunday. Both of them could take out Rupert with one punch"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 14.5K engagements

"Anyone who says "If you hate your job that much why don't you just get another one" clearly hasn't tried looking for a job recently"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 39K engagements

"The Spanish are wrong chorizo improves a paella"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 19.1K engagements

"I'd rather keep the pound myself but imagine the outrage from the cash only gammons if we rejoin the EU and they have to spend Euros in Spoons"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 34.8K engagements

"Oxford Street should be permanently pedestrianised. It's the most famous shopping street in the UK but it's pavements are way too narrow for the crowds. There's plenty of streets in London for cars line this one with trees and make it a dedicated pedestrian shopping street"
X Link 2026-01-29T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 109.1K engagements

"I volunteer at a charity shop. We're often offered unopened gifts wit their seals still in place. This years immediately after Xmas we were offered a vacuum cleaner and a masonry drill. Some spouses need to read up on what a present is and isn't"
X Link 2026-02-01T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 26.5K engagements

"Tomatoes available in UK and Irish shops are largely tasteless. The continental Europeans are keeping all the tasty toms to themselves and this should be addressed at governmental level"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 59.4K engagements

"Computers are ultimately unethical and undemocratic. Even if you use Linux you cannot source ethical hardware. Where do you think the chips were made"
X Link 2026-02-03T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 14.5K engagements

"People talk about the ruinous planetary cost of AI. But when I wanted an alphabetical list of chocolate based euphemisms for the back passage I got stuck. A popular LLM came up with an almost complete list including "Toblerone Thoroughfare ". Can a polar bear do that"
X Link 2026-02-03T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 31.3K engagements

"Hotels do the right thing by not having a 13th floor. Publishers never seem to leave out page [--] in books or newspapers. It's downright unchristian. Frankly the publishers who insist on have a page between [--] and [--] should come out and admit that they are Satanists"
X Link 2026-02-03T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 18K engagements

"Life got too complicated. I shouldn't have to watch Martin Lewis every day in order to afford to heat my home pay my taxes and not starve in my retirement"
X Link 2026-02-04T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 64.4K engagements

"The worst thing about being a captain of an amateur sports team is having to send all the "Yes it's still on" messages to your teammates the moment there is a bit of rain in the air"
X Link 2026-02-05T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.9K engagements

"For the purposes of drop down menus on forms the United Kingdom should be renamed 'A United Kingdom'"
X Link 2026-02-06T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 56K engagements

"The fact that Topics were discontinued but Snickers are still going is a national disgrace"
X Link 2026-02-06T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 19K engagements

"Those people who give their kids products they haven't purchased to consume on the food shop only to then hand them over to scan at the checkout are the scummiest of the lot"
X Link 2026-02-06T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 170K engagements

"Twice a year they should close the whole M25 from 00:01 until 04:00 on Monday and make it open for racing. Anyone can race their own car or motorbike with no speed limits or other rules. Survivor wins a pie a pint and a book token"
X Link 2026-02-06T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 54.1K engagements

"I don't know who invented modern bras but they can't have had anything more substantial than an A cup. Bras are awful and fuck up my shoulders. From now on it's support corsets for me"
X Link 2026-02-07T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 23.8K engagements

"Using salt in grit should be banned because it's bad for dogs' feet. Just use nice sharp sand"
X Link 2026-02-07T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 25.1K engagements

"Streaming MiniDisc Tapes MP3s CDs Vinyl Live"
X Link 2026-02-07T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 17.7K engagements

"Ukraine needs to detonate a small tactical nuke in a remote spot in Ukraine. "Look what we've got". It will end the war instantly"
X Link 2026-02-07T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 41.1K engagements

"The Citron Berlingo is a solid workhorse but the lack of decent coffee holders makes it unusable"
X Link 2026-02-08T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 15K engagements

"The idea of going on holiday is great but in reality after the third day it's just boring routine. Much better and cheaper just sitting in your pants in front of the TV at home with a Just Eat"
X Link 2026-02-08T11:55Z 209.9K followers, 44.6K engagements

"Nobody else seems to have noticed that the American states that are currently recognised as the "most racist" and "most deadly" in terms of murders are also the ones who have banned fluoride from their drinking water"
X Link 2026-02-08T12:55Z 209.9K followers, 20.6K engagements

"Jeff Buckley's Grace is an absolute masterpiece in songwriting Lilac Wine and Corpus Christi Carol excepted but the recording would amount to little without the pure musical freedom he allowed Matt Johnson on drums"
X Link 2026-02-08T13:55Z 209.9K followers, 22.5K engagements

"If you rollerskate backwards intentionally you are a cunt"
X Link 2026-02-08T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 16.1K engagements

"Nobody will tell a childfree person that they will regret their decision more than a parent who regrets their decision"
X Link 2026-02-09T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 30.3K engagements

"Not everything has to be connected to the internet. In fact life would be better if more things weren't"
X Link 2026-02-09T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 12.9K engagements

"No one on earth has ever put anything other than milk and sugar on their Weetabix"
X Link 2025-11-01T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 46.4K engagements

"In the week the great Hungarian film director Bela Tarr died not a single one of his films was available to stream legitimately. Not even on bespoke art film services. Twenty years ago you could get them on DVD in a big HMV. This is not progress"
X Link 2026-02-03T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 144.7K engagements

"Social media platforms are generally OK while they are ad free and subscription free. Once one of those two is added they become insufferable. Bluesky is sort of OK at the moment but the only really good platform isn't a platform: it's the Fediverse"
X Link 2026-02-04T22:55Z 209.9K followers, 13.4K engagements

"Bank holiday Mondays should be scrapped and replaced with bank holiday Fridays. Who wants to extend the abject misery of a Sunday night by [--] hours Friday Saturday Sunday off is clearly the reasonable way forward"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 98.8K engagements

"People that leave the gym showers turned to cold after they get out are twats"
X Link 2026-02-10T14:55Z 209.9K followers, 13.2K engagements

"We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (1213 Feb 2026) and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"
X Link 2026-02-13T05:00Z 209.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Not liking spectator sport is one of the best life hacks going. Over a lifetime you'll end up with literally years of time to dedicate to whatever you want compared to spending it being pointlessly obsessed with other people playing a game"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:55Z 209.9K followers, 31.3K engagements

"I know the correct pronunciation of Porsche is Poor-sher but people who pronounce it like that sound like bell-ends"
X Link 2026-02-03T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 39K engagements

"FIA keep yammering about women in motorsport but nothing gets done. Here's a solution: mandate that every F1 team has to have one male and one female driver in say five years and watch as billions are poured into women's motorsport to unearth and promote talent"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 65.4K engagements

"If Doctor Who are giving old cast members another go then rather than continually wheeling out people from the Tenant era they should give Paul McGann a proper go. He'd be really good given some decent scripts"
X Link 2026-02-05T23:55Z 209.9K followers, 44.4K engagements

"Top tip/lifehack: Find yourself an old fish slice or thin spatula. Keep it in the toilet and not the kitchen. They are absolutely fantastic for mashing up troublesome turds. Bonus if it has a thin metal handle because you can gently chip away at any constipation you encounter"
X Link 2026-02-08T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 22K engagements

"My father has a 1200+ day Spanish streak on Duolingo. We went on holiday to Spain recently and he could hardly string two sentences together. What the fuck is the point of that app"
X Link 2025-11-27T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 5.8M engagements

"The fact that calculators and computer keyboard numeric keypads have [---] across the top while phone number keys have [---] at the top is one of the greatest user interface design failures of all time"
X Link 2026-01-06T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 4.9M engagements

"TICKETS FOR THE SHOWS: Anon Opin Live Leicester 12/13 Feb '2a6 Glasgow [--] Mar '26 Fesshole Live Leicester [--] Feb '26 Leeds [--] Mar '26 Luton [--] Mar '26 Glasgow [--] Mar '26 Malm Sweden [--] Apr '26 Gteborg Sweden [--] Apr '26 Stockholm Sweden [--] Apr '26 https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole"
X Link 2026-01-14T10:59Z 209.9K followers, 60.7K engagements

"Keyboard players never look cool when they perform live"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 28.8K engagements

"You should have to retake your driving test every [--] years. Would cut bad driving habits and keep people up to date with Highway Code changes. The demand for tests would create more jobs. The inevitable number of failures would force investment in better public transport"
X Link 2026-02-06T20:55Z 209.9K followers, 58.7K engagements

"Americans: it's 'ADDy-das' not 'Ad-EE-tis'. They were formed by Adi Dassler you see. I'm sorry you've got things to deal with and your president's a fascist cunt and everything but come on"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 78.2K engagements

"Vegan burgers should be way cheaper than meat ones. There is no way that it costs more to feed an animal for months ship it and kill it than it costs to make a plant based burger"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:55Z 209.9K followers, 41.8K engagements

"Anyone who says the UK is a shithole needs to go on Google maps and drop a street view pin somewhere random in the world. You don't know how good we've got it"
X Link 2026-02-12T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 58.9K engagements

"I'd love to see one of the Mega Tech companies walk away from a country completely due to legislation it didn't like. Be fascinating to see how it would play out would the public revolt would they move on who would the ultimate winners"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:55Z 209.9K followers, 12.2K engagements

"The fine for driving without insurance should be three times the value of what the insurance would cost plus [----]. Fining someone [---] is not a deterrent"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 53.4K engagements

"Re-reading the Harry Potter books to my kid I just wish that JK Rowling's editor has just said "Hey do you want to rethink this Quidditch scoring system it makes no sense.""
X Link 2026-02-07T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 387.3K engagements

"Fascinating to me that Americans are looking at the UK and saying "At least we don't have Starmer.""
X Link 2026-02-09T15:55Z 209.9K followers, 22.9K engagements

"I can't get my head around the rise of microwave rice. It's incredibly simple to cook rice and those microwave pouches have about 1-2p worth of rice in them. You're basically paying about a 100x mark-up just to save yourself a tiny amount of hassle"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:55Z 209.9K followers, 257.8K engagements

"People misunderstand the main purpose of ultra hot chili sauces. They're designed so you can increase the spice level of a dish without affecting the overall flavour profile. They're not meant to be consumed neat on a chicken wing"
X Link 2026-02-09T18:55Z 209.9K followers, 98.8K engagements

"It's Rob Manuel who runs Fesshole / Anon Opin / B3ta taking over the feed to plug tickets for the live shows this week. I've got three shows in Leicester this week - it's Thursday Friday and Saturday. Because social media is crap and hides everything with a link I can't put that in the promo so you can find the link by clicking the profile. Also please fav this post that'll help get the message out to people. Thus 12th / Fri 13th Feb Leicester ANON OPIN Tnne Bar This is your chance you try out your terrible opinions live with an audience. Will they sink Will they swim Find out. It's going to"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:07Z 209.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Every provincial town in England has a local 'character' called Dirty Barry or similar"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:55Z 209.9K followers, 19.2K engagements

"The popularity of football is 99% down to the fact that it gives dull men something to talk to each other about"
X Link 2026-02-13T08:55Z 209.9K followers, 33.3K engagements

""My Ever Changing Moods" sang Paul Weller. I'm guessing said moods are "miserable" and "even more miserable""
X Link 2026-02-13T14:55Z 209.9K followers, [----] engagements

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