[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @anon_opin Anon Opin. Anon Opin. posts on X about if you, london, just a, at least the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and 6853 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1007164431028183040/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXX -XXXX% - X Month XXXXXXXXX +50% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX +28% - X Year XXXXXXXXXX -XX% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1007164431028183040/posts_active)  - X Month XXX -XX% - X Months XXXXX +59% - X Year XXXXX -XX% ### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1007164431028183040/followers)  - X Week XXXXXXX -XXXX% - X Month XXXXXXX +0.13% - X Months XXXXXXX +0.65% - X Year XXXXXXX -XXXX% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1007164431028183040/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) [celebrities](/list/celebrities) [countries](/list/countries) [musicians](/list/musicians) [stocks](/list/stocks) [finance](/list/finance) [premier league](/list/premier-league) **Social topic influence** [if you](/topic/if-you), [london](/topic/london), [just a](/topic/just-a), [at least](/topic/at-least), [for all](/topic/for-all) #1797, [bread](/topic/bread) #1770, [red](/topic/red), [social media](/topic/social-media), [social networks](/topic/social-networks), [staff](/topic/staff) **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@anonopin](/creator/undefined) [@matt56404055206](/creator/undefined) [@philipleworthy](/creator/undefined) [@olsterb](/creator/undefined) [@bkmuldoon](/creator/undefined) [@liamvolos](/creator/undefined) [@i_am_yain](/creator/undefined) [@was_dancing](/creator/undefined) [@wutang_krang](/creator/undefined) [@burnhamnick](/creator/undefined) [@wafflesinfo](/creator/undefined) [@mikerhino75](/creator/undefined) [@calavera437](/creator/undefined) [@thesurgeon24](/creator/undefined) [@mugger124](/creator/undefined) [@billyp444__](/creator/undefined) [@flynny_df](/creator/undefined) [@robmanuel](/creator/undefined) [@number10cat](/creator/undefined) [@kotczarny](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [PepsiCo, Inc. (PEP)](/topic/$pep) [Duolingo, Inc. Class A Common Stock (DUOL)](/topic/$duol) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "All these Red Bull extreme sport stunts for social media are stupid and it's a miracle no one has died yet. It's all XX year old stupid kids doing them too. Absolute height of irresponsible marketing" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998768422423834942) 2025-12-10T14:55Z 209.7K followers, 11.3K engagements "If you think you're a leader ask yourself do other people try to engage in the discussion or do they just let you speak If it's the latter you're not a leader. You're just loud. Other people have learned it isn't worth trying to join in" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998436232506831040) 2025-12-09T16:55Z 209.7K followers, 14K engagements "Social networks should have a public service obligation like broadcasters. Require XX% of "discover" feeds to be posts from government political parties and registered charities" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998813724216311934) 2025-12-10T17:55Z 209.7K followers, 11.1K engagements "Alcohol shouldn't be served at airports or on planes. If you can't get through a few hours without a drink you have a problem. Other passengers and staff shouldn't have to deal with abusive and obnoxious people who have been drinking since the early hours" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999145909523792349) 2025-12-11T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 85.1K engagements "The engineering feats of the Victorians really were incredible when you compare how quickly the railways sprouted up in the 1800s to how long it's taken us to build one line between London and fucking Birmingham" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1995053948676276232) 2025-11-30T08:55Z 209.7K followers, 32.6K engagements "Guillermo Del Toro's 'Frankenstein' is a fiasco on so many levels. Most damning of all his childish reading of the novel and the megalomaniac belief that he could improve on Shelley with some cringe-worthy alterations" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1995431432374702305) 2025-12-01T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 22.3K engagements "No single type of business has such universally terrible graphic design as independent coach operators. Always hideous logos multiple fonts and random shapes that could have come from a 90s shell-suit" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1995929715698237938) 2025-12-02T18:55Z 209.7K followers, 12.6K engagements "The real achievement of Celebrity Traitors was the BBC persuading 1990s Alice Cooper to teleport from Wayne's World to present it" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1996277005495451743) 2025-12-03T17:55Z 209.7K followers, 13.9K engagements "The best Christmas movie is Scum from 1979. It is a true representation of winter in this country. Perfect for Boxing Day breakfast watching" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1996624292172239103) 2025-12-04T16:55Z 209.7K followers, 17.2K engagements "A small cup of tea is 568ml. Anything less than that is only fit for a dolly's tea party. Adults need proper hydration" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1996865888352436303) 2025-12-05T08:55Z 209.7K followers, 17.4K engagements "A civilisation that contains destitute poor as well as billionaires is an abject failure. A civilisation that contains trillionaires is one that will soon collapse. You've all been warned many times by many people and yet here we fucking are" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1996956486145056833) 2025-12-05T14:55Z 209.7K followers, 23.9K engagements "Companies like Amazon should just put a chemical toilet in their delivery vans. Sure a chemical toilet isn't the nicest experience but it has to better than shitting into an empty bottle of pepsi" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1997651058768707771) 2025-12-07T12:55Z 209.7K followers, 17.9K engagements "Northern snobbery towards London is stupid. We have one of the world's very few truly world class cities in our country and we should be proud of it no matter where we live" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998390934006878714) 2025-12-09T13:55Z 209.7K followers, 33.8K engagements "My father has a 1200+ day Spanish streak on Duolingo. We went on holiday to Spain recently and he could hardly string two sentences together. What the fuck is the point of that app" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1994132878871937419) 2025-11-27T19:55Z 209.7K followers, 5.7M engagements "If you advertise a subscription with a headline monthly price but the only way to achieve that is by paying a full year up front then that's annual pricing not monthly pricing and should be illegal" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1996201513132147109) 2025-12-03T12:55Z 209.7K followers, 20.7K engagements "UNPOPULAR OPINION: Dubai chocolate looks and tastes fucking disgusting. There I said it" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1997635961308536836) 2025-12-07T11:55Z 209.7K followers, 32.5K engagements "Locks with physical keys have been in use for at least 6000 years. Locks with physical keys are really good. Locks with Internet keys are a huge step down in security. I'm amazed insurance companies don't raise premiums where people don't use physical keys" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1997968154887168112) 2025-12-08T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 15.1K engagements "Without exception every single person with XXX in their personalised number plate is a weapons grade bellend" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998164444384268309) 2025-12-08T22:55Z 209.7K followers, 22.2K engagements "If you banned private schools state schools would have to be better because rich parents would make the government make them better having no other recourse" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998330536649957536) 2025-12-09T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 167.8K engagements "At least a quarter of space in every local authority area should be public access green space. If there are too many buildings the council should remove planning permission and build a park. If there's just a lack of public access the council should be able to grant it" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998466432976212242) 2025-12-09T18:55Z 209.7K followers, 12.9K engagements "They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but actually it's replying to a long thread with the comment 'Parklife'" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998904316728332500) 2025-12-10T23:55Z 209.7K followers, 33.5K engagements "I wish dating apps had a feedback option where people can tell you what they're missing in your profile. Like "bad photos poor lighting too skinny too fat". That people could rate us. Same with convo you could request feedback on a dead convo to understand what could improve" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999191208002826283) 2025-12-11T18:55Z 209.7K followers, 14.6K engagements "I think Tom Cruise has a future as an actor. If he stopped making Hollywood action film schlock he has potential to be a serious actor in quality films" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999206308285723134) 2025-12-11T19:55Z 209.7K followers, 14K engagements "The two pieces of music that evoke France more than any other are the theme tunes to Allo Allo and Bergerac" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999266706032599175) 2025-12-11T23:55Z 209.7K followers, 12.4K engagements "The people who make cup-a-soups don't get enough credit for the amazing strides forward they have made over the past XX years. They have turned a terrible product into something really quite nice" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999417703916872033) 2025-12-12T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 15.3K engagements "I'm going to say the nicest thing about Keir Starmer I can think of: the fact that someone with his dull adenoidal nasal delivery has risen to the height of Prime Minister has made me slightly less self-conscious of my own awful voice" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999463005080219844) 2025-12-12T12:55Z 209.7K followers, 11.1K engagements "Excel should be taught in schools. If we have time in the school day to teach a bunch of maths formulas that XX% of the population is never going to use in real life we have time to teach a skill that is required for a great deal of jobs" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999508298060492955) 2025-12-12T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 53.8K engagements "Theatre Critics should give a review of the last performance as well as the first to compare how the play has matured over time. Useless for theatregoers but useful for all those involved in the production" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999764990425747522) 2025-12-13T08:55Z 209.7K followers, 9657 engagements "No one on earth has ever put anything other than milk and sugar on their Weetabix" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1984650396938203166) 2025-11-01T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 46.4K engagements "It's only been five years but it's amazing how quickly we've forgotten that the people who really affect ours lives positively are medics farmers shop workers etc and not entrepreneurs billionaires etc" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998043648496173227) 2025-12-08T14:55Z 209.7K followers, 45.2K engagements "Waiters in this day and age when I ask for the bill bring the bill AND the card machine so I can pay it and leave. Don't dump the bill on the table and then wander off" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998073847698829586) 2025-12-08T16:55Z 209.7K followers, 74.4K engagements "Does nobody else think it weird that "vanilla" has become a shorthand for safe boring clean unadventurous For a start vanilla is fucking delicious with a taste like no other spice. It's expensive rare and only grows in a handful of places. Sensual on every level" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998119145955635323) 2025-12-08T19:55Z 209.7K followers, 53.7K engagements "Lego sets should be more like jigsaws. No instructions just a picture of the finished item. Would make it much more challenging" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998421138557297046) 2025-12-09T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 13.6K engagements "Strong end-of-the-world vibes at the moment" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998541927851979092) 2025-12-09T23:55Z 209.7K followers, 25.9K engagements "People who want to own dogs that weigh three stone or more should have to pass a strength test first. Prospective owners of very active breeds should have to pass a fitness test. Otherwise it's a shih tzu and like it" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998692925069255102) 2025-12-10T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 12K engagements "I hate it when loaves of bread aren't regular shapes. I don't want each slice to be different. I want crisp right angled corners and perfectly square slices that are all identical in every dimension. I know the end slices will be harder baked and that's allowable" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998798624830931337) 2025-12-10T16:55Z 209.7K followers, 10.8K engagements "Sausage rolls should be equal parts meat and pastry - not these giant artisan meat logs thicker than a baby's leg wrapped in a thin pastry cagoule that leave you backed up for a week" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998843919904231762) 2025-12-10T19:55Z 209.7K followers, 17.6K engagements "Paul McCartney looks like an owl" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999583798023832001) 2025-12-12T20:55Z 209.7K followers, 15.1K engagements "Administering blood tests is an art. Far too many sadistic fucks purposefully do them with the intent to cause pain. Shout out to the lovely woman who gave me the softest blood test I've ever had this morning. You're the best" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999795189951471750) 2025-12-13T10:55Z 209.7K followers, 11.2K engagements "A Ciabatta bread loaf should be half the price of a regular loaf inside the crust is XX% air holes" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1995522032826544167) 2025-12-01T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 11.5K engagements "The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang has the sound of bad 90s Eurodance. Shame as with just a few adjustments you'd have an all time classic from New Order" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1995567329640403061) 2025-12-01T18:55Z 209.7K followers, 14.5K engagements "Sweet potato fries should never be an upgrade item on a menu. I won't have them in the house they're shit. Restaurants should charge a quid less for them" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1995899518471086576) 2025-12-02T16:55Z 209.7K followers, 28K engagements "When referencing London in the media we don't need to know if it is in North South East or West London. Name the district if you must but nobody outside London gives a shit. Just say London like you would any other city. You never hear a news article about West Sunderland" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1995959917081964754) 2025-12-02T20:55Z 209.7K followers, 21.8K engagements "If they want us to stop stealing pint glasses from pubs they should make them less attractive" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1997364168752525387) 2025-12-06T17:55Z 209.7K followers, 16.5K engagements "Brexit was in Russia's interests. Not Britain's" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1997666159517171819) 2025-12-07T13:55Z 209.7K followers, 60K engagements "I don't understand how Andy Warhol got famous. It's just soup in different colours. Big whup" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1997802052550861171) 2025-12-07T22:55Z 209.7K followers, 20.1K engagements "If bagpipes were English the Scots would take the piss relentlessly" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998058746501640499) 2025-12-08T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 35.1K engagements "All my life we used to get loads of insects flying into the windscreen. It was A Thing. People mentioned it in songs and everything. Not that long ago either. Not any more though eh" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998723123529539631) 2025-12-10T11:55Z 209.7K followers, 52.8K engagements "For all the hot takes & insider gossip offered by UK politics podcasts nothing beats Radio 4's The Week in Westminster every Saturday morning for sucinct analysis of the situation. The presenters actually know what they are talking about rather than once having been someone" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998889217191993355) 2025-12-10T22:55Z 209.7K followers, 12.5K engagements "Short cars should be made to have tall roof aerials with a flag attached so that other drivers in a car park can see a space is filled before starting to turn into the space" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999100610604367899) 2025-12-11T12:55Z 209.7K followers, 13.2K engagements "We should have a different word for a dead spouse. When they die the marriage is over so you can't really continue calling them "my wife". And "ex-wife" has already been claimed by the divorced. The person left behind has a noun be it "widow" or "widower" but not the dead" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999538497808437477) 2025-12-12T17:55Z 209.7K followers, 39.6K engagements "We should talk more about how racist porn is" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999810292952260823) 2025-12-13T11:55Z 209.7K followers, 49.2K engagements "Recently introduced to the concept of "fan fiction" by a young colleague. I ended up reading a few out of curiosity & think I've found the holy grail of sex tips for men honestly written mostly by women & absolute filth. If you want to know what they really want get reading" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1995793822618419235) 2025-12-02T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 59.6K engagements "No political party should be more embarassed by the polls right now than the Liberal Democrats. Both Labour and the Tories are more unpopular than they ever have been and yet the traditional "third party" has completely failed to capitalise on their failures" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998088947058999561) 2025-12-08T17:55Z 209.7K followers, 57.9K engagements "People who go to Aldi or Lidl and insist on packing their shopping into bags at the checkouts are selfish cunts. There's a massive fucking sign there asking you to pack at the packing shelf. It's so other people can get through more quickly" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998315436669092262) 2025-12-09T08:55Z 209.7K followers, 50.7K engagements "We should be able to keep miniature hippos as pets. Ain't nobody burgling a house with a hippo in it" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1998783522698371301) 2025-12-10T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 11K engagements "I don't understand why people are so hard on Maxwell's Silver Hammer. Just because George and Ringo hated working on it doesn't mean it's crap. It's an absolute belter of a tune. If some other band had done it it'd be in their greatest hits" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999478098018902044) 2025-12-12T13:55Z 209.7K followers, 15.6K engagements "If you arrive at the theatre close to the start time and your seat is anywhere other than the end of a row then you are inconsiderate garbage" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999780089068691594) 2025-12-13T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 12.5K engagements "Look you can have low taxation or you can have functioning public services. You can't have both. Lots of people including the UK government seem to have forgotten this fact. Taxation isn't theft. It's the foundation of society" [X Link](https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1999840485049766159) 2025-12-13T13:55Z 209.7K followers, 41.2K engagements
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@anon_opin Anon Opin.Anon Opin. posts on X about if you, london, just a, at least the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and 6853 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence travel destinations celebrities countries musicians stocks finance premier league
Social topic influence if you, london, just a, at least, for all #1797, bread #1770, red, social media, social networks, staff
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @anonopin @matt56404055206 @philipleworthy @olsterb @bkmuldoon @liamvolos @i_am_yain @was_dancing @wutang_krang @burnhamnick @wafflesinfo @mikerhino75 @calavera437 @thesurgeon24 @mugger124 @billyp444__ @flynny_df @robmanuel @number10cat @kotczarny
Top assets mentioned PepsiCo, Inc. (PEP) Duolingo, Inc. Class A Common Stock (DUOL)
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"All these Red Bull extreme sport stunts for social media are stupid and it's a miracle no one has died yet. It's all XX year old stupid kids doing them too. Absolute height of irresponsible marketing"
X Link 2025-12-10T14:55Z 209.7K followers, 11.3K engagements
"If you think you're a leader ask yourself do other people try to engage in the discussion or do they just let you speak If it's the latter you're not a leader. You're just loud. Other people have learned it isn't worth trying to join in"
X Link 2025-12-09T16:55Z 209.7K followers, 14K engagements
"Social networks should have a public service obligation like broadcasters. Require XX% of "discover" feeds to be posts from government political parties and registered charities"
X Link 2025-12-10T17:55Z 209.7K followers, 11.1K engagements
"Alcohol shouldn't be served at airports or on planes. If you can't get through a few hours without a drink you have a problem. Other passengers and staff shouldn't have to deal with abusive and obnoxious people who have been drinking since the early hours"
X Link 2025-12-11T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 85.1K engagements
"The engineering feats of the Victorians really were incredible when you compare how quickly the railways sprouted up in the 1800s to how long it's taken us to build one line between London and fucking Birmingham"
X Link 2025-11-30T08:55Z 209.7K followers, 32.6K engagements
"Guillermo Del Toro's 'Frankenstein' is a fiasco on so many levels. Most damning of all his childish reading of the novel and the megalomaniac belief that he could improve on Shelley with some cringe-worthy alterations"
X Link 2025-12-01T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 22.3K engagements
"No single type of business has such universally terrible graphic design as independent coach operators. Always hideous logos multiple fonts and random shapes that could have come from a 90s shell-suit"
X Link 2025-12-02T18:55Z 209.7K followers, 12.6K engagements
"The real achievement of Celebrity Traitors was the BBC persuading 1990s Alice Cooper to teleport from Wayne's World to present it"
X Link 2025-12-03T17:55Z 209.7K followers, 13.9K engagements
"The best Christmas movie is Scum from 1979. It is a true representation of winter in this country. Perfect for Boxing Day breakfast watching"
X Link 2025-12-04T16:55Z 209.7K followers, 17.2K engagements
"A small cup of tea is 568ml. Anything less than that is only fit for a dolly's tea party. Adults need proper hydration"
X Link 2025-12-05T08:55Z 209.7K followers, 17.4K engagements
"A civilisation that contains destitute poor as well as billionaires is an abject failure. A civilisation that contains trillionaires is one that will soon collapse. You've all been warned many times by many people and yet here we fucking are"
X Link 2025-12-05T14:55Z 209.7K followers, 23.9K engagements
"Companies like Amazon should just put a chemical toilet in their delivery vans. Sure a chemical toilet isn't the nicest experience but it has to better than shitting into an empty bottle of pepsi"
X Link 2025-12-07T12:55Z 209.7K followers, 17.9K engagements
"Northern snobbery towards London is stupid. We have one of the world's very few truly world class cities in our country and we should be proud of it no matter where we live"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:55Z 209.7K followers, 33.8K engagements
"My father has a 1200+ day Spanish streak on Duolingo. We went on holiday to Spain recently and he could hardly string two sentences together. What the fuck is the point of that app"
X Link 2025-11-27T19:55Z 209.7K followers, 5.7M engagements
"If you advertise a subscription with a headline monthly price but the only way to achieve that is by paying a full year up front then that's annual pricing not monthly pricing and should be illegal"
X Link 2025-12-03T12:55Z 209.7K followers, 20.7K engagements
"UNPOPULAR OPINION: Dubai chocolate looks and tastes fucking disgusting. There I said it"
X Link 2025-12-07T11:55Z 209.7K followers, 32.5K engagements
"Locks with physical keys have been in use for at least 6000 years. Locks with physical keys are really good. Locks with Internet keys are a huge step down in security. I'm amazed insurance companies don't raise premiums where people don't use physical keys"
X Link 2025-12-08T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 15.1K engagements
"Without exception every single person with XXX in their personalised number plate is a weapons grade bellend"
X Link 2025-12-08T22:55Z 209.7K followers, 22.2K engagements
"If you banned private schools state schools would have to be better because rich parents would make the government make them better having no other recourse"
X Link 2025-12-09T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 167.8K engagements
"At least a quarter of space in every local authority area should be public access green space. If there are too many buildings the council should remove planning permission and build a park. If there's just a lack of public access the council should be able to grant it"
X Link 2025-12-09T18:55Z 209.7K followers, 12.9K engagements
"They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but actually it's replying to a long thread with the comment 'Parklife'"
X Link 2025-12-10T23:55Z 209.7K followers, 33.5K engagements
"I wish dating apps had a feedback option where people can tell you what they're missing in your profile. Like "bad photos poor lighting too skinny too fat". That people could rate us. Same with convo you could request feedback on a dead convo to understand what could improve"
X Link 2025-12-11T18:55Z 209.7K followers, 14.6K engagements
"I think Tom Cruise has a future as an actor. If he stopped making Hollywood action film schlock he has potential to be a serious actor in quality films"
X Link 2025-12-11T19:55Z 209.7K followers, 14K engagements
"The two pieces of music that evoke France more than any other are the theme tunes to Allo Allo and Bergerac"
X Link 2025-12-11T23:55Z 209.7K followers, 12.4K engagements
"The people who make cup-a-soups don't get enough credit for the amazing strides forward they have made over the past XX years. They have turned a terrible product into something really quite nice"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 15.3K engagements
"I'm going to say the nicest thing about Keir Starmer I can think of: the fact that someone with his dull adenoidal nasal delivery has risen to the height of Prime Minister has made me slightly less self-conscious of my own awful voice"
X Link 2025-12-12T12:55Z 209.7K followers, 11.1K engagements
"Excel should be taught in schools. If we have time in the school day to teach a bunch of maths formulas that XX% of the population is never going to use in real life we have time to teach a skill that is required for a great deal of jobs"
X Link 2025-12-12T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 53.8K engagements
"Theatre Critics should give a review of the last performance as well as the first to compare how the play has matured over time. Useless for theatregoers but useful for all those involved in the production"
X Link 2025-12-13T08:55Z 209.7K followers, 9657 engagements
"No one on earth has ever put anything other than milk and sugar on their Weetabix"
X Link 2025-11-01T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 46.4K engagements
"It's only been five years but it's amazing how quickly we've forgotten that the people who really affect ours lives positively are medics farmers shop workers etc and not entrepreneurs billionaires etc"
X Link 2025-12-08T14:55Z 209.7K followers, 45.2K engagements
"Waiters in this day and age when I ask for the bill bring the bill AND the card machine so I can pay it and leave. Don't dump the bill on the table and then wander off"
X Link 2025-12-08T16:55Z 209.7K followers, 74.4K engagements
"Does nobody else think it weird that "vanilla" has become a shorthand for safe boring clean unadventurous For a start vanilla is fucking delicious with a taste like no other spice. It's expensive rare and only grows in a handful of places. Sensual on every level"
X Link 2025-12-08T19:55Z 209.7K followers, 53.7K engagements
"Lego sets should be more like jigsaws. No instructions just a picture of the finished item. Would make it much more challenging"
X Link 2025-12-09T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 13.6K engagements
"Strong end-of-the-world vibes at the moment"
X Link 2025-12-09T23:55Z 209.7K followers, 25.9K engagements
"People who want to own dogs that weigh three stone or more should have to pass a strength test first. Prospective owners of very active breeds should have to pass a fitness test. Otherwise it's a shih tzu and like it"
X Link 2025-12-10T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 12K engagements
"I hate it when loaves of bread aren't regular shapes. I don't want each slice to be different. I want crisp right angled corners and perfectly square slices that are all identical in every dimension. I know the end slices will be harder baked and that's allowable"
X Link 2025-12-10T16:55Z 209.7K followers, 10.8K engagements
"Sausage rolls should be equal parts meat and pastry - not these giant artisan meat logs thicker than a baby's leg wrapped in a thin pastry cagoule that leave you backed up for a week"
X Link 2025-12-10T19:55Z 209.7K followers, 17.6K engagements
"Paul McCartney looks like an owl"
X Link 2025-12-12T20:55Z 209.7K followers, 15.1K engagements
"Administering blood tests is an art. Far too many sadistic fucks purposefully do them with the intent to cause pain. Shout out to the lovely woman who gave me the softest blood test I've ever had this morning. You're the best"
X Link 2025-12-13T10:55Z 209.7K followers, 11.2K engagements
"A Ciabatta bread loaf should be half the price of a regular loaf inside the crust is XX% air holes"
X Link 2025-12-01T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 11.5K engagements
"The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang has the sound of bad 90s Eurodance. Shame as with just a few adjustments you'd have an all time classic from New Order"
X Link 2025-12-01T18:55Z 209.7K followers, 14.5K engagements
"Sweet potato fries should never be an upgrade item on a menu. I won't have them in the house they're shit. Restaurants should charge a quid less for them"
X Link 2025-12-02T16:55Z 209.7K followers, 28K engagements
"When referencing London in the media we don't need to know if it is in North South East or West London. Name the district if you must but nobody outside London gives a shit. Just say London like you would any other city. You never hear a news article about West Sunderland"
X Link 2025-12-02T20:55Z 209.7K followers, 21.8K engagements
"If they want us to stop stealing pint glasses from pubs they should make them less attractive"
X Link 2025-12-06T17:55Z 209.7K followers, 16.5K engagements
"Brexit was in Russia's interests. Not Britain's"
X Link 2025-12-07T13:55Z 209.7K followers, 60K engagements
"I don't understand how Andy Warhol got famous. It's just soup in different colours. Big whup"
X Link 2025-12-07T22:55Z 209.7K followers, 20.1K engagements
"If bagpipes were English the Scots would take the piss relentlessly"
X Link 2025-12-08T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 35.1K engagements
"All my life we used to get loads of insects flying into the windscreen. It was A Thing. People mentioned it in songs and everything. Not that long ago either. Not any more though eh"
X Link 2025-12-10T11:55Z 209.7K followers, 52.8K engagements
"For all the hot takes & insider gossip offered by UK politics podcasts nothing beats Radio 4's The Week in Westminster every Saturday morning for sucinct analysis of the situation. The presenters actually know what they are talking about rather than once having been someone"
X Link 2025-12-10T22:55Z 209.7K followers, 12.5K engagements
"Short cars should be made to have tall roof aerials with a flag attached so that other drivers in a car park can see a space is filled before starting to turn into the space"
X Link 2025-12-11T12:55Z 209.7K followers, 13.2K engagements
"We should have a different word for a dead spouse. When they die the marriage is over so you can't really continue calling them "my wife". And "ex-wife" has already been claimed by the divorced. The person left behind has a noun be it "widow" or "widower" but not the dead"
X Link 2025-12-12T17:55Z 209.7K followers, 39.6K engagements
"We should talk more about how racist porn is"
X Link 2025-12-13T11:55Z 209.7K followers, 49.2K engagements
"Recently introduced to the concept of "fan fiction" by a young colleague. I ended up reading a few out of curiosity & think I've found the holy grail of sex tips for men honestly written mostly by women & absolute filth. If you want to know what they really want get reading"
X Link 2025-12-02T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 59.6K engagements
"No political party should be more embarassed by the polls right now than the Liberal Democrats. Both Labour and the Tories are more unpopular than they ever have been and yet the traditional "third party" has completely failed to capitalise on their failures"
X Link 2025-12-08T17:55Z 209.7K followers, 57.9K engagements
"People who go to Aldi or Lidl and insist on packing their shopping into bags at the checkouts are selfish cunts. There's a massive fucking sign there asking you to pack at the packing shelf. It's so other people can get through more quickly"
X Link 2025-12-09T08:55Z 209.7K followers, 50.7K engagements
"We should be able to keep miniature hippos as pets. Ain't nobody burgling a house with a hippo in it"
X Link 2025-12-10T15:55Z 209.7K followers, 11K engagements
"I don't understand why people are so hard on Maxwell's Silver Hammer. Just because George and Ringo hated working on it doesn't mean it's crap. It's an absolute belter of a tune. If some other band had done it it'd be in their greatest hits"
X Link 2025-12-12T13:55Z 209.7K followers, 15.6K engagements
"If you arrive at the theatre close to the start time and your seat is anywhere other than the end of a row then you are inconsiderate garbage"
X Link 2025-12-13T09:55Z 209.7K followers, 12.5K engagements
"Look you can have low taxation or you can have functioning public services. You can't have both. Lots of people including the UK government seem to have forgotten this fact. Taxation isn't theft. It's the foundation of society"
X Link 2025-12-13T13:55Z 209.7K followers, 41.2K engagements
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