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# ![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) @paularambles “paula”

“paula” posts on X about matcha, golden gate bridge, twitter, sf the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1137601775224012801/interactions)
![Engagements Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801/c:line/m:interactions.svg)

- X Week XXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Month XXXXXXXXXX +115%
- X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +109%

### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1137601775224012801/posts_active)
![Mentions Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801/c:line/m:posts_active.svg)

- X Week XX -XX%
- X Month XXX +85%
- X Months XXX +37%
- X Year XXX +160%

### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1137601775224012801/followers)
![Followers Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801/c:line/m:followers.svg)

- X Week XXXXXX +8.40%
- X Month XXXXXX +17%
- X Months XXXXXX +38%
- X Year XXXXXX +62%

### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1137601775224012801/influencer_rank)
![CreatorRank Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801/c:line/m:influencer_rank.svg)

### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1137601775224012801/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  XXXX% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  XXXX% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks)  XXXX% [finance](/list/finance)  XXXX% [vc firms](/list/vc-firms)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[matcha](/topic/matcha) 3.95%, [golden gate bridge](/topic/golden-gate-bridge) 2.63%, [twitter](/topic/twitter) 2.63%, [sf](/topic/sf) 2.63%, [dating app](/topic/dating-app) 1.32%, [pac](/topic/pac) 1.32%, [cloudy](/topic/cloudy) 1.32%, [$dave](/topic/$dave) 1.32%, [uniqlo](/topic/uniqlo) 1.32%, [faster](/topic/faster) XXXX%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@grok](/creator/undefined) [@sporadicalia](/creator/undefined) [@piehead9](/creator/undefined) [@plprgv](/creator/undefined) [@someonediverge](/creator/undefined) [@cosmiczest](/creator/undefined) [@rrprogress](/creator/undefined) [@devahaz](/creator/undefined) [@usinglyft](/creator/undefined) [@sasanearr](/creator/undefined) [@cbaird26](/creator/undefined) [@quant_monarch](/creator/undefined) [@moganaphilips](/creator/undefined) [@alt1na1](/creator/undefined) [@lexigine](/creator/undefined) [@tomaxwell](/creator/undefined) [@theglobal_index](/creator/undefined) [@howlingmutant0](/creator/undefined) [@chopstickfury01](/creator/undefined) [@hellenicvibes](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Dave Inc. Class A Common Stock (DAVE)](/topic/$dave) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Cogito Finance (CGV)](/topic/cogito)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1137601775224012801/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"i cant believe the match group made a social and dating app for the asian community and called it Yuzu and not Matcha"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1929982879012139391) 2025-06-03 19:25:50 UTC 23.2K followers, 2674 engagements


"today i walked 15k steps around a cloudy san francisco (pac heights - the presidio - golden gate park) and had a raspberry matcha and the most beautiful oatmeal raisin cookie of my life"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1944531208857420005) 2025-07-13 22:55:42 UTC 23.2K followers, 83.6K engagements


"you know which other astronomer got publicly dragged for focusing on the wrong body"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1945911564114272601) 2025-07-17 18:20:44 UTC 23.2K followers, 476.4K engagements


"another breakfast another drawing from dave eggers book of ungrateful mammals"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1946970379542843673) 2025-07-20 16:28:06 UTC 23.2K followers, 2290 engagements


"chat is this worth $XX and two hours of kitchen time"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1935735098420428916) 2025-06-19 16:23:06 UTC 23.2K followers, 747.6K engagements


"@sporadicalia @mnmcsofgp @grok ty he says you are a good looking guy as well"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1946338595025154235) 2025-07-18 22:37:36 UTC 23.2K followers, 95.1K engagements


"today i walked 20k steps across the golden gate bridge to kirby cove and then to sausalito and then i had a sandwich and took the ferry home"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1943073994871394537) 2025-07-09 22:25:15 UTC 23.2K followers, 713.6K engagements


"were hitting benchmarks in the streets now"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1942256401893761355) 2025-07-07 16:16:26 UTC 23.2K followers, 11.8K engagements


"being introduced as a twitter microcelebrity at the function"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1855617186217295905) 2024-11-10 14:23:07 UTC 23.2K followers, 416.4K engagements


"i have uniqlo disorder which means that if i find something i like and it comes in multiple colors i need to have it in multiple colors"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1945929279943950591) 2025-07-17 19:31:08 UTC 23.2K followers, 14.3K engagements


"sometimes ill ask o3 something and then also go and google it to see who gets to the answer faster"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1947159556653720038) 2025-07-21 04:59:49 UTC 23.2K followers, 2088 engagements


"small tech should never escape containment people think hes an actual astronomer (and that astronomers make a lot of money)"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1946021185759969741) 2025-07-18 01:36:20 UTC 23.2K followers, 45.8K engagements


"today i milled 15k steps around mill valley and had mapo tofu for lunch"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1943769063077163203) 2025-07-11 20:27:12 UTC 23.2K followers, 133.4K engagements


"if youre pure of heart then iced coffee on an empty stomach actually isnt bad for you"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1941178806645162112) 2025-07-04 16:54:27 UTC 23.2K followers, 228.1K engagements


"you take a day off and you have an existential crisis"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1947500720535839125) 2025-07-22 03:35:29 UTC 23.2K followers, 6421 engagements


"jumping between the hot and cold plunge pools and referring to it as being blanched"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1946697445779615845) 2025-07-19 22:23:33 UTC 23.2K followers, 4755 engagements


"today i walked 40k steps from one end of san francisco to the other and had hummus with lamb for dinner"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1934840370418077812) 2025-06-17 05:07:46 UTC 23.2K followers, 2M engagements


"fyi if you like listening to rain sounds they're almost all recordings of chicken being fried"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1947010975116476824) 2025-07-20 19:09:24 UTC 23.2K followers, 4.8M engagements


"i can tell everything i need to know about somebodys job based on whether they use slack or teams"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1946255917848125514) 2025-07-18 17:09:05 UTC 23.2K followers, 17.9K engagements


"you also apparently get (very cozy) t-shirts from humanoid robot startups"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1947110208461013191) 2025-07-21 01:43:43 UTC 23.2K followers, 22.3K engagements


"when a16z invests in your company you get to rub marc andreessens head and he grants you three wishes"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1945944351479369896) 2025-07-17 20:31:01 UTC 23.2K followers, 78.7K engagements


"not enough people are talking about the goodreads rebrand"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1946350494844383489) 2025-07-18 23:24:54 UTC 23.2K followers, 205.7K engagements


"overheard in SF: people who work 100-hour weeks can't take breaks. they're like deep sea creatures they work well under pressure but then as soon as they go up to the surface they combust"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1947496754703962371) 2025-07-22 03:19:43 UTC 23.2K followers, 115.7K engagements


"wow unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his harry potter fan fiction had no idea he was an ai safetyist"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1944988054403604577) 2025-07-15 05:11:02 UTC 23.2K followers, 28.7K engagements


"help the ai created by my former employer is trying to pimp me out"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1946382673347482108) 2025-07-19 01:32:46 UTC 23.2K followers, 148K engagements


"this guy spent XX years building a miniature version of nyc consisting of almost a million buildings the full model is XX feet long and XX feet wide and he first announced it on tiktok like this:"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1944946270663270850) 2025-07-15 02:25:00 UTC 23.2K followers, 12.4M engagements


"somebody set this man up with a solo exhibition asap"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1944946841378021707) 2025-07-15 02:27:17 UTC 23.2K followers, 401.3K engagements


"i am not above bribing coworkers with portuguese egg tarts"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1948165976484430199) 2025-07-23 23:38:58 UTC 23.2K followers, 12.3K engagements


"it must feel so good to be blanched as a vegetable"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1946697250765504658) 2025-07-19 22:22:47 UTC 23.2K followers, 5253 engagements


"do you guys remember when we all had our relationship status on facebook dot com"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1944159737588986087) 2025-07-12 22:19:36 UTC 23.2K followers, 20.5K engagements


"today i walked 2k steps to work and had a salad for lunch because my funemployment era has come to an end"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1947387245729878423) 2025-07-21 20:04:34 UTC 23.2K followers, 21.4K engagements


"i tried to enter the okta building and i got redirected"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1948567253936734685) 2025-07-25 02:13:30 UTC 23.2K followers, 9969 engagements


"after two months of thorough investigation i can conclude that the best iced matcha latte in sf is the iced raspberry matcha latte from comptons"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1946255169853006316) 2025-07-18 17:06:06 UTC 23.2K followers, 12.6K engagements


"@Nexuist meanwhile in-n-out sets their prices like they're a non-profit"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1948082278246301700) 2025-07-23 18:06:23 UTC 23.2K followers, XXX engagements


"if theyd gone with cogito then the employees would be cogs"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1946955413284639212) 2025-07-20 15:28:37 UTC 23.2K followers, 12.1K engagements


"eating sushi in salesforce park listening to the woman next to me use chatgpt to rehearse her breakup conversation"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1927449263333638489) 2025-05-27 19:38:09 UTC 23.2K followers, 7M engagements


"a whippet problem i mean it doesn't really seem like a problem"  
![@paularambles Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1137601775224012801.png) [@paularambles](/creator/x/paularambles) on [X](/post/tweet/1945596603102110043) 2025-07-16 21:29:12 UTC 23.2K followers, 14.2K engagements

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@paularambles Avatar @paularambles “paula”

“paula” posts on X about matcha, golden gate bridge, twitter, sf the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

Engagements: XXXXXX #

Engagements Line Chart

  • X Week XXXXXXXXX -XX%
  • X Month XXXXXXXXXX +115%
  • X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XX%
  • X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +109%

Mentions: XX #

Mentions Line Chart

  • X Week XX -XX%
  • X Month XXX +85%
  • X Months XXX +37%
  • X Year XXX +160%

Followers: XXXXXX #

Followers Line Chart

  • X Week XXXXXX +8.40%
  • X Month XXXXXX +17%
  • X Months XXXXXX +38%
  • X Year XXXXXX +62%

CreatorRank: XXXXXXX #

CreatorRank Line Chart

Social Influence #


Social category influence technology brands XXXXX% social networks XXXX% travel destinations XXXX% cryptocurrencies XXXX% fashion brands XXXX% stocks XXXX% finance XXXX% vc firms XXXX%

Social topic influence matcha 3.95%, golden gate bridge 2.63%, twitter 2.63%, sf 2.63%, dating app 1.32%, pac 1.32%, cloudy 1.32%, $dave 1.32%, uniqlo 1.32%, faster XXXX%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @sporadicalia @piehead9 @plprgv @someonediverge @cosmiczest @rrprogress @devahaz @usinglyft @sasanearr @cbaird26 @quant_monarch @moganaphilips @alt1na1 @lexigine @tomaxwell @theglobal_index @howlingmutant0 @chopstickfury01 @hellenicvibes

Top assets mentioned Dave Inc. Class A Common Stock (DAVE) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Cogito Finance (CGV)

Top Social Posts #


Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"i cant believe the match group made a social and dating app for the asian community and called it Yuzu and not Matcha"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-06-03 19:25:50 UTC 23.2K followers, 2674 engagements

"today i walked 15k steps around a cloudy san francisco (pac heights - the presidio - golden gate park) and had a raspberry matcha and the most beautiful oatmeal raisin cookie of my life"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-13 22:55:42 UTC 23.2K followers, 83.6K engagements

"you know which other astronomer got publicly dragged for focusing on the wrong body"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-17 18:20:44 UTC 23.2K followers, 476.4K engagements

"another breakfast another drawing from dave eggers book of ungrateful mammals"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-20 16:28:06 UTC 23.2K followers, 2290 engagements

"chat is this worth $XX and two hours of kitchen time"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-06-19 16:23:06 UTC 23.2K followers, 747.6K engagements

"@sporadicalia @mnmcsofgp @grok ty he says you are a good looking guy as well"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-18 22:37:36 UTC 23.2K followers, 95.1K engagements

"today i walked 20k steps across the golden gate bridge to kirby cove and then to sausalito and then i had a sandwich and took the ferry home"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-09 22:25:15 UTC 23.2K followers, 713.6K engagements

"were hitting benchmarks in the streets now"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-07 16:16:26 UTC 23.2K followers, 11.8K engagements

"being introduced as a twitter microcelebrity at the function"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2024-11-10 14:23:07 UTC 23.2K followers, 416.4K engagements

"i have uniqlo disorder which means that if i find something i like and it comes in multiple colors i need to have it in multiple colors"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-17 19:31:08 UTC 23.2K followers, 14.3K engagements

"sometimes ill ask o3 something and then also go and google it to see who gets to the answer faster"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-21 04:59:49 UTC 23.2K followers, 2088 engagements

"small tech should never escape containment people think hes an actual astronomer (and that astronomers make a lot of money)"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-18 01:36:20 UTC 23.2K followers, 45.8K engagements

"today i milled 15k steps around mill valley and had mapo tofu for lunch"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-11 20:27:12 UTC 23.2K followers, 133.4K engagements

"if youre pure of heart then iced coffee on an empty stomach actually isnt bad for you"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-04 16:54:27 UTC 23.2K followers, 228.1K engagements

"you take a day off and you have an existential crisis"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-22 03:35:29 UTC 23.2K followers, 6421 engagements

"jumping between the hot and cold plunge pools and referring to it as being blanched"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-19 22:23:33 UTC 23.2K followers, 4755 engagements

"today i walked 40k steps from one end of san francisco to the other and had hummus with lamb for dinner"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-06-17 05:07:46 UTC 23.2K followers, 2M engagements

"fyi if you like listening to rain sounds they're almost all recordings of chicken being fried"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-20 19:09:24 UTC 23.2K followers, 4.8M engagements

"i can tell everything i need to know about somebodys job based on whether they use slack or teams"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-18 17:09:05 UTC 23.2K followers, 17.9K engagements

"you also apparently get (very cozy) t-shirts from humanoid robot startups"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-21 01:43:43 UTC 23.2K followers, 22.3K engagements

"when a16z invests in your company you get to rub marc andreessens head and he grants you three wishes"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-17 20:31:01 UTC 23.2K followers, 78.7K engagements

"not enough people are talking about the goodreads rebrand"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-18 23:24:54 UTC 23.2K followers, 205.7K engagements

"overheard in SF: people who work 100-hour weeks can't take breaks. they're like deep sea creatures they work well under pressure but then as soon as they go up to the surface they combust"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-22 03:19:43 UTC 23.2K followers, 115.7K engagements

"wow unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his harry potter fan fiction had no idea he was an ai safetyist"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-15 05:11:02 UTC 23.2K followers, 28.7K engagements

"help the ai created by my former employer is trying to pimp me out"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-19 01:32:46 UTC 23.2K followers, 148K engagements

"this guy spent XX years building a miniature version of nyc consisting of almost a million buildings the full model is XX feet long and XX feet wide and he first announced it on tiktok like this:"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-15 02:25:00 UTC 23.2K followers, 12.4M engagements

"somebody set this man up with a solo exhibition asap"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-15 02:27:17 UTC 23.2K followers, 401.3K engagements

"i am not above bribing coworkers with portuguese egg tarts"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-23 23:38:58 UTC 23.2K followers, 12.3K engagements

"it must feel so good to be blanched as a vegetable"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-19 22:22:47 UTC 23.2K followers, 5253 engagements

"do you guys remember when we all had our relationship status on facebook dot com"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-12 22:19:36 UTC 23.2K followers, 20.5K engagements

"today i walked 2k steps to work and had a salad for lunch because my funemployment era has come to an end"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-21 20:04:34 UTC 23.2K followers, 21.4K engagements

"i tried to enter the okta building and i got redirected"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-25 02:13:30 UTC 23.2K followers, 9969 engagements

"after two months of thorough investigation i can conclude that the best iced matcha latte in sf is the iced raspberry matcha latte from comptons"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-18 17:06:06 UTC 23.2K followers, 12.6K engagements

"@Nexuist meanwhile in-n-out sets their prices like they're a non-profit"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-23 18:06:23 UTC 23.2K followers, XXX engagements

"if theyd gone with cogito then the employees would be cogs"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-20 15:28:37 UTC 23.2K followers, 12.1K engagements

"eating sushi in salesforce park listening to the woman next to me use chatgpt to rehearse her breakup conversation"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-05-27 19:38:09 UTC 23.2K followers, 7M engagements

"a whippet problem i mean it doesn't really seem like a problem"
@paularambles Avatar @paularambles on X 2025-07-16 21:29:12 UTC 23.2K followers, 14.2K engagements

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