# ![@gregthesorcerer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1009329315887173643.png) @gregthesorcerer Greg the Sorcerer

Greg the Sorcerer posts on X about in the, spell, elf, if you the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"New potion idea: Blue potion with a FUCKING shark in it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1662298043293605888)  2023-05-27T03:21Z 97.5K followers, [---] engagements


"My goblins just brought back whatever this is Anyone got any idea what this could be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1674530004632231937)  2023-06-29T21:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"That ghoul took the tablet from me :("  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1674563560628781060)  2023-06-29T23:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"THEY DOXXED THE GNOMES"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1674599432887717890)  2023-06-30T02:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"These dram assholes keepeth stealing mine own eggs at this rate i wont have enough eggs to last me the month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1677835421907140609)  2023-07-09T17:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The rat in my walls after a stray firebolt hits some of my munitions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1678173299556200448)  2023-07-09T22:44Z 97.1K followers, [---] engagements


"The terrible creature I keep trapped beneath the earth in a massive puzzle labyrinth every once and a while"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1680982452733452294)  2023-07-18T01:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I dont care who the kings guard sends I am not paying my taxes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1683152300141953024)  2023-07-30T00:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"I was doing magic tricks with some playing cards and this barbarian brute walked over and tore them all apart infront of me :("  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1687274175650508801)  2023-08-04T01:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Playing some golf with my good friend Deminos the devourer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1687275765136609280)  2023-08-04T18:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just installed this new trap In my dungeon Id love to see any unwitting adventure even dare to get past this one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1687286698495954944)  2023-08-04T02:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I swear upon my own life I saw like [--] of this guy in the tavern last night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1688233627891474432)  2023-08-06T17:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"It appears that some vampires may be moving in soon either that or an evil wizard Regardless I should prepare a potion basket for them so I can be in their good graces"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1689013930394316800)  2023-08-08T20:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My friend is an elementary school teacher in New Cresthill sent me this picture what they confiscated this month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1689046648339472384)  2023-08-08T22:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"So I recently got that head everyone was talking about and Im starting to regret it All it does it skitter around and scream such horrible noises at me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1689306583535128576)  2023-08-09T16:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Uh oh someone wasnt expecting the anti-gravity trap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1689378518478508032)  2023-08-09T20:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Life it never die Sorcerers my favorite guy Ingredients I'm wanting more Tell the king stop the war"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1689668575982727169)  2023-08-10T16:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The seal after I curse it with the silly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1689741764565815296)  2023-08-10T20:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Sirens trying to lure sailors into a watery grave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1689775091150897154)  2023-08-10T23:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"So I go on omegle and this guy says to me m age [--] so I respond wi zard [---] and they immediately disconnected What where you not expecting a better magic caster No respect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1690102255326752769)  2023-08-11T20:45Z 75.1K followers, 10.7K engagements


"The town drunk watching me use prestidigitation to turn all the beer in his mug to water (This one isnt even malicious I just like fucking with people)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1690162519824822272)  2023-08-12T00:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The wailing head on my shelf watching me ignore my studies and play a game for [--] hours straight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1690492740268593153)  2023-08-12T22:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This is the true power of a worm summoner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1690547564473376769)  2023-08-13T02:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Could I have a pint of ale please. The fireball I cast in the middle of the tavern brawl:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1690800715164266496)  2023-08-13T19:01Z 74.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Ive asked this guy to stop like [--] times so far but he keeps mouth coughing on me If I have to ask him a 6th time Im just going to cast banishment on him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1690875422949453824)  2023-08-13T23:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"A meteroiod crashed here over [--] moons ago and the king has yet to send anyone to repair the road What are the villagers even paying their taxes for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1691262986223054848)  2023-08-15T01:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This is how the drow sleep"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1691482450428407812)  2023-08-15T16:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"He threatened me so I stole his clothes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1691565559131804125)  2023-08-15T21:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"You wont believe what I found just lying here on the ground"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1691601095540248728)  2023-08-16T00:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Omg its the devil hiii❤❤❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1691846320468738426)  2023-08-16T16:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"He seems like a trustworthy fellow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1691847747006050730)  2023-08-16T16:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Skeletons that sound like a pair of these while moving are my favorite types of skeletons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1691945572419178731)  2023-08-16T22:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Look at what youve done theyve sealed him inside one of those infernal T shaped shirts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1691982687232299383)  2023-08-17T01:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh Im learning so much about the medical system here in faerun Im even having one of their surgeries preformed on me right now as I type thiiijjssssssssssssssschh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1692208608518300082)  2023-08-17T16:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My brain feels funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1692212285660443052)  2023-08-17T16:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I heard that theyre reforming the dawnguard vampire hunters or something In the old fort near riften. Might consider joining up myself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1692587412755562606)  2023-08-18T17:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If your going to be mean to me you shouldnt have rigged your house to explode"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1692683447653835188)  2023-08-18T23:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"NOOOOO That damned mage sent his familier to steal another one of my sandwichs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1692685422609006925)  2023-08-18T23:50Z 74.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Where in the hells have all you people come from Any more followers and Ill have a full blown cult on my hands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1692689098941546650)  2023-08-19T00:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The real reason gnomes wear their silly little hats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1692969896039096758)  2023-08-19T18:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Gnomes after I chop up their home and saut it with garlic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1692983155978895495)  2023-08-19T19:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Oh god the necromancer on my street got into a land dispute with one of the other homeowners and he sent an army of skeletons to siege their dwelling And the worst part of it is the guy in the house owed me [--] bucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1692996530095968735)  2023-08-19T20:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I forgot to put on a fire resistance ward before romancing a fire elemental"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1693328026312851517)  2023-08-20T18:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Goblins watching a fireball hurtling towards them after I catch them littering"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1693335052908675475)  2023-08-20T18:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Oh ho ho my enlarge spell worked out wonderfully I wonder what other things I could enlarge that can sew chaos amongst the streets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1693335431209718188)  2023-08-20T18:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"How it feels to vaporize [--] bandits with one well placed fireball"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1693351904028373105)  2023-08-20T19:58Z 74.9K followers, [----] engagements


"If every problem wasnt meant to be solved with explosive barrels then why does the solution to every problem conveniently just so happen to be explosive barrels"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1693391688541098091)  2023-08-20T22:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Two new goblin recruits watching me flash fry their leader with an upcast lightning bolt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1693419669699383314)  2023-08-21T00:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Preforming. Experiments"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1693424307655917815)  2023-08-21T00:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Somany. HUNGRY MIDDLE-AGED SPIDERS #fiftyshadesofarachnid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1693654795318444534)  2023-08-21T16:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This is just sickening"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1693661948045410535)  2023-08-21T16:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Shadowheart and lae'zel: both actively trying to kill each other Gale in the corner of the camp:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1693734210572271998)  2023-08-21T21:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"You guys wont believe what I found whilst on my nature walk today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1693758677365223919)  2023-08-21T22:55Z 75.4K followers, [---] engagements


"I took in the skull inside and cleaned it up a bit I think it will make a great decoration for my studies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1693780681460011357)  2023-08-22T00:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Did you know you can use the knock spell on locked toilet stalls Do with this information what you will"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1694037417844425100)  2023-08-22T17:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The Keebler elves had what was coming to them Fire burns inside of a tree with nothing else burning https://t.co/YNvmeJFlWt Fire burns inside of a tree with nothing else burning https://t.co/YNvmeJFlWt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1694078251809780084)  2023-08-22T20:05Z 75.4K followers, [---] engagements


"I think that the human body should count as a container for the purposes of create and destroy water"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1694155322204582350)  2023-08-23T01:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh for fucks sake who let all the bats out Its going to take ages trying to get them all back in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1694383049645990251)  2023-08-23T16:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"So does anyone know when the effects of a potion of greater levitation wear off Ive been up here for quite a while and Id like to go home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1694455551424364859)  2023-08-23T21:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"An ogre helplessly watching as I carefully place [--] smoke powder barrels around them In a circular formation after casting the hold person spell on them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1694468397726093461)  2023-08-23T21:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"footage taken from my adventuring party after I hit 5th level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1694495325065482268)  2023-08-23T23:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"How do I make so much gold you ask My goblin minions actually run a huge multi level marketing scheme surrounding tupperware I allow them to run their little operation in some of my unused rooms and I simply take a cut of that profit they make"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1694507337178845544)  2023-08-24T00:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"And thus the rule former King Donathan the third comes to an end as he has been sealed away within a crystalline prison for the next [---] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1694892300675985823)  2023-08-25T01:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"me if placing curses on the innocent and incinerating people with fire magic was illegal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1695104274043212280)  2023-08-25T16:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Cast feather fall duh🙄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1695109704203084037)  2023-08-25T16:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"We must bring the groove back to mordor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1695188630271070336)  2023-08-25T21:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Is someone too close to you Are they being mean Well theres a simple solution to your problems Just hit em with one of these"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1695201735331983692)  2023-08-25T22:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"When you place a bag of holding inside of another bag of holding"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1695229521358643584)  2023-08-26T00:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"When you go to pet the nice hyena but it begins to birth a gnoll"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1695538506829902228)  2023-08-26T20:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This is how necromancers wake up in the morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1695817535281594818)  2023-08-27T15:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Gargoyles being turned back to stone once the sun rises"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1695873510420168869)  2023-08-27T18:58Z 75.1K followers, [----] engagements


"A great day was had at the kings festival today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1695947329189138922)  2023-08-27T23:52Z 75.1K followers, [---] engagements


"I saw a fine guardian gnome whilst out and about today He even gave me a small trinket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1695951076573258075)  2023-08-28T00:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This is what they used to call me back in the academy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1696197819999441166)  2023-08-28T16:27Z 75.3K followers, [---] engagements


"The little gnome inside the atm when I start beating and slamming on the machine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1696623022814171191)  2023-08-29T20:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This could be us but you were swooped up by a bird"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1696660843801255970)  2023-08-29T23:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Why did he do this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1696687064241029583)  2023-08-30T00:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Today will be an excellent opportunity to brew some powerful potions and recharge your seeing crystals Make sure you harness as much of that moonlight as you can"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1697015107274870927)  2023-08-30T22:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ah what a wonderful night perfect for my crystal ball to absorb all the moons light"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1697065380471034043)  2023-08-31T01:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Its a perfect night for a ritual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1697132816130023790)  2023-08-31T06:22Z 72.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Powerful Lich Mconnell realizing their phylactery has been compromised and they have no soulless homunculi left to transfer mind and memory to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1697285094614901200)  2023-08-31T16:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The town drunk after the mind erasure spell I cast on him worked a little too well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1697349674825351411)  2023-08-31T20:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Its actually being able to do this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1697690976691556691)  2023-09-01T19:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Did you know you can buy potion ingredients at coffee shops now What a time to be alive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1697710803145699714)  2023-09-01T20:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh to live an EVIL LIFE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1697720128576651658)  2023-09-01T21:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Great beast bungradoor makes his way to town"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1697791033222815806)  2023-09-02T01:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Staring into the microwave after putting a goblin in and setting the timer for [--] minutes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1698062215612342307)  2023-09-02T19:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Wifey requirements 💍 Her armor like ten fold shields🐉 Teeth are swords⚔ Claws spears💅 Tail a thunderbolt⚡ Wings a hurricane🌪 And her breath death🔥 Wifey requirements 💍 Orange 🍊 Can speak for trees 🌳 Wifey requirements 💍 Orange 🍊 Can speak for trees 🌳"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1698173178021883935)  2023-09-03T03:16Z 75.1K followers, [---] engagements


"The noble woman after I accidentally strike her with a ray of disintegration"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1698430950210703423)  2023-09-03T20:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Never should have should have had that edible now Im trapped in the painted world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1698788565470089588)  2023-09-04T20:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Foul hellhound confounds me with their riddles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1698792187989827608)  2023-09-04T20:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I recently purchased this fantastical looking orb to ponder but whenever my hands near its glassy surface it zaps me The entire store I purchased it from has disappeared leaving only an empty lot in its place so I cant return it Does anyone know what I can do with this item"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1698834034959274416)  2023-09-04T23:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"All of my hogs broke out early this morning and have left a path of destruction in their wake May the gods have mercy on the enchanted forest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1699090750284169501)  2023-09-05T16:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I poured some of my expired potions in a nearby lake and now this is happening"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1699092225169248423)  2023-09-05T16:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Check out this neat book I found in the basement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1699095334956282031)  2023-09-05T16:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I regret sending the barbarian to fetch my groceries"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1699462612541473142)  2023-09-06T16:40Z 75.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Sometimes when Im bored Ill feed a single gold coin to the clown hole hell occasionally respond with a riddle or maybe even a jest Not always but theres aways that chance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1699515942303064458)  2023-09-06T20:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I bet my entity could beat up your entity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1699901923154182169)  2023-09-07T21:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Im headed to dark cvs do any of you guys want anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1700258338339254410)  2023-09-08T21:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""What year did king triqors airship crash "2023 What was the name of Gandalfs horse" "Shadowfax What was the most popular spell according to wizard weekly on august 14th 1853" "Bane of shadows What beast is known for felling the great warrior Warbis the Skoclops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1700296488037867631)  2023-09-08T23:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Casting necrotic touch and doing this to all your books"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1700568800100253730)  2023-09-09T17:56Z 75.3K followers, [----] engagements


"These two insulted my robes whist I was enjoying a drink at the bar so I knocked both of them out with a sleep spell and carried them off to my castle Theyre now both forced to work the slop tubes to my castle for the rest of their miserable lives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1700633970734452905)  2023-09-09T22:15Z 75.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Here lay Slopulus sloppiest beast in all the [--] hells"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1700730860146737400)  2023-09-10T04:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"No thats not the sound of steam escaping its the screams of the spiders trapped inside the eggs Gods I love making fried spider eggs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1700927145252458555)  2023-09-10T17:40Z 75.4K followers, [----] engagements


"My goodness who left all this delicious green ooze here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1700941150033494115)  2023-09-10T18:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This valiant knight thought he could slay me the mighty sorcerer so I shrunk him down and hes now forced to fetch my weed whenever the need arises"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1700962966265290838)  2023-09-10T20:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"bestfriEND. boyfriEND. girlfriEND. it all ends. you know what doesnt end Wizard. retweet if you burst into flames"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1700984419484590154)  2023-09-10T21:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Freedom4Gnomes Im just trying to metamorphosize in peace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1701009199449403809)  2023-09-10T23:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Doing this infront of the gas station clerk until they give me a free hotdog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1701330843438838270)  2023-09-11T20:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This is my son slugbert I hate him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1701410215713710316)  2023-09-12T01:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The lone bandit watchman trying to call for the aid of their friends as they are slowly overcome by a cloud of poisonous fog Ive summoned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1701693434967302437)  2023-09-12T20:25Z 74.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Green gobulor the foul watching the coin Ive tied to a string be whisked away almost as if a ghost grasped it (I twas me who pulled it away from him)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1701732411543863301)  2023-09-12T22:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ahh theres nothing quite like a good elixir in the morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1701993359093424177)  2023-09-13T16:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Drew like a dark fucked up version of the wizard haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane Imao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1702000493038391331)  2023-09-13T16:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I found one of these things last night whilst i was exploring forest and I threw it at a tree so hard it exploded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1702130902204129437)  2023-09-14T01:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@IAmARealMage Serves them right after giving me a bag of ghoul spit after I specifically requested the ogre bile"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1702227436673417355)  2023-09-14T07:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Someone hates bathtime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1702358376653427176)  2023-09-14T16:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Make sure to feed your ghouls a well balanced diet of both meat and greens to help keep the rot from spreading"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1702440140700783003)  2023-09-14T21:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Taking a sip of this and going on break"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1702448554852179990)  2023-09-14T22:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Poison apple wasnt a flavor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1702775765375307971)  2023-09-15T20:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Ive finally mastered the art of boarcery Now no swine will be able to stand in my way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1702777950775464109)  2023-09-15T20:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"For the 8th anniversary of undertale Ive made papyrus real and sent him off into the forest He is in the hands of the gods now May they guide him well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1702929408409976858)  2023-09-16T06:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Guess who figured out how to conjure movies into their orb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1703130767260303480)  2023-09-16T19:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Some of you may be asking yourselves Greg why is it that you have a Twitter account and Ill let you guys in on a little secret Once I finally get to a substantial amount of followers Im planning on buying my own micro nation that I can rule over with an iron fist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1703147030032355661)  2023-09-16T20:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Going into a pet shop and asking for the biggest meanest troll they have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1703164526156263506)  2023-09-16T21:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What a joke there was not a single wizard present within this whole film"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1703219894718709882)  2023-09-17T01:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Fireball is good but call lightning is a much better spell due to its reduced cost to cast and its ability to instill more fear within the enemy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1703224950713135136)  2023-09-17T01:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hold on babe Im watching something important"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1703474845403455949)  2023-09-17T18:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Caught this little guy wandering onto my property so I shot a firebolt at it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1703494852304875732)  2023-09-17T19:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@enclaveposter Perhaps I shall join this tournament"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1703501366792990926)  2023-09-17T20:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"H-hi m-miss I was wond OH SHIT (I fall to the ground with a loud thud shattering all the potions I was carrying the volatile contents of which mix with eachother on the floor creating a powerful explosion that shreds us both apart in an instant) How do you approach https://t.co/ANQlp3hW2U How do you approach https://t.co/ANQlp3hW2U"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1703898940205040022)  2023-09-18T22:28Z 75.2K followers, [----] engagements


"The potion seller was out of spider venom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1703931908004954226)  2023-09-19T00:39Z 75.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Using necromancy to resurrect your dying tomato plant shouldnt be frowned upon I am using it in the most harmless way possible why is that a bad thing oh you could be using that magic to resurrect corpses yeah so what if I am William its not like you could stop me What's a black magic opinion that'll get you strapped to the wheel https://t.co/XBpoEC2FgH What's a black magic opinion that'll get you strapped to the wheel https://t.co/XBpoEC2FgH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1704297375752179908)  2023-09-20T00:52Z 112.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Ok bad news the caveman I unfroze got out and is currently trying to run for senate I literally have no idea how to recapture him without his origins and my existence being revealed Attached is a photo of the caveman in question please if you see him tell him to come back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1704546991613563147)  2023-09-20T17:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"THEY ARE REAL AND THEY ENDED THE COLD WAR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1704623020713676902)  2023-09-20T22:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@BimbleWizard Its from the gamera short film they did back in [----] to celebrate the 50th anniversary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1705383674580181047)  2023-09-23T00:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Rare footage of a Bimble Blast in action"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1706406570031010040)  2023-09-25T20:33Z 75K followers, [----] engagements


"I actually hate that I cant filter out ai generated content when looking for wizard art Im looking for the most magical wizard one could ever hope to see not some poorly cobbled homunculus that the machine elves threw together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1706431679789699512)  2023-09-25T22:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ive always wanted to try this voice acting thing Right next to alchemy its always been a passion of mine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1707880354105680069)  2023-09-29T22:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Summoning the composite son with the bestie ❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1708278800503505243)  2023-10-01T00:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@shellsist The caveman watching the sun rise as the earth below begins to quake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1708659066401149224)  2023-10-02T01:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Why has media portrayed the joyful clown as a frightening monster I thought it was a well known fact that they are playful beings of mirth and mischief that originate from beyond the stars and would never willingly bring harm upon any person that they encounter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1709681929581220124)  2023-10-04T21:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"*sigh* another apprentice vaporized When will they learn that fireball isnt a close range spell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1711128282068877638)  2023-10-08T21:15Z 75.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Its a shame grandma didnt survive the winter may she rest in peace The vile necromancer in need of a new soldier for his undead army:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1711412473197134114)  2023-10-09T16:05Z 75.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@DeadMansSquid He looms in the darkness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1712630332652986508)  2023-10-13T00:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I just got a new shipment of toxic black ooze in toOH GODS NO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1713686250912108851)  2023-10-15T22:40Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements


"This Uber eats thing is amazing for a busy sorcerer such as myself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1714055274233786388)  2023-10-16T23:06Z 75.2K followers, [----] engagements


"A vile arch demon from the deepest pits of hell upon hearing that a soon to be warlock is in desperate need of some unrivaled power"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1715102575521939878)  2023-10-19T20:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Riding down to the gas station to get a little treat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1715792444141236671)  2023-10-21T18:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"how it feels to be a sorcerer in a wizard academy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1716929163586929005)  2023-10-24T21:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I do this to children at the grocery store"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1717296472251642125)  2023-10-25T21:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Do you understand how many leaves get caught in my robes this time of year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1717935739512492079)  2023-10-27T16:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Opening a rift to the realm of infurnace to shovel all these damnable leaves into but accidentally setting half my yard on fire in the process"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1717954535174316437)  2023-10-27T17:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The evil lich king after you defeat his low level ghoul"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1718394257893957841)  2023-10-28T22:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Halloween is my most favorite time of the year because its when I can l travel to the normal realm and walk around in my robes without being accosted by the local law enforcement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1719383621759344721)  2023-10-31T15:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"These two individuals appeared to me in a flash of bright light and proposed unto me a threesome I responded to their request by throwing a rock at one of them and immediately banishing the other to the 8th realm Im currently hiding in my closet and Im very scared"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1719434903488503942)  2023-10-31T19:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"It appears as though the great orb of the desert has been feasting on the souls of the foolish gamblers that wander too close again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1719836339552542947)  2023-11-01T21:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"An unsuspecting villager after you hand them the orb of annihilation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1720842942556827709)  2023-11-04T16:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ice magic was banned from the ufc back in [----] this man deserves to be disqualified"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1721640885455110557)  2023-11-06T21:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Nice argument but have you considered RAY OF ENFEEBLEMENT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1723178417846108304)  2023-11-11T03:18Z [----] followers, 12.5K engagements


"Not enough people use the word huzzah anymore its a great word Im not sure why people dont use it more often"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1727448368387866870)  2023-11-22T22:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Imagine if wizards had to breastfeed their apprentices with their wands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1728129331745157599)  2023-11-24T19:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ai art could never create such a masterpiece"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1730366003291234387)  2023-11-30T23:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"How the fighter looks at you after you hit him them with heat metal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1731035611203600803)  2023-12-02T19:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Just saw an ad for one of these things The children yearn for the orb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1731040208567550177)  2023-12-02T19:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Personally I still find it quite humo- what the hell There it is again quick grab it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1731084133302935744)  2023-12-02T22:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I could go for a wyvern egg right about now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1731868287846252665)  2023-12-05T02:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Quote this with your favorite wizard staff of choice I wish to see what your wondrous wizard staves look like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1733988071656292513)  2023-12-10T23:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@hephasst A wizards outfit is never complete without the perfect hat to top it all off with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1734024130192724201)  2023-12-11T01:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Necromancer TikTok is getting out of hand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1734707686661357835)  2023-12-12T22:51Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@wzrd_bb77 Someone clearly hasnt had their burger done wizard style"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1735520765691248912)  2023-12-15T04:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@wzrd_bb77 Id get five guys more often but their food costs a kings ransom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1735523508489236568)  2023-12-15T04:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Please I can only handle so many rats at once https://t.co/RJHYsIi3q1 https://t.co/RJHYsIi3q1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1735555206337741192)  2023-12-15T06:59Z 97.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Ok what the fuck come on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1736072891928592715)  2023-12-16T17:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Oh hell yeah my Uber eats is here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1736482843574853662)  2023-12-17T20:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh thats a gno-"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1737526972933132435)  2023-12-20T17:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Dt75Art Theres always a good deal going on at the gnomedepot last week I was able to pick up a half dozen wyvern eggs for only 25% off Speaking of which I should probably go back and check if theres a sale on potion ingredients Ive been running low on jasmine and pixie dust recently"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1737659712299036719)  2023-12-21T02:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I give thanks to you my loyal followers Achieving such a massive milestone calls for some celebration There will be pizza and drinks supplied at the next cult gathering and I have an extra special surprise that will be unveiled in the coming moons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1737952456485548329)  2023-12-21T21:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The little gnome i was frolicking with in a forest clearing just got swooped up by an eagle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1739016527733497864)  2023-12-24T20:13Z 124.3K followers, 1M engagements


"Who up pondering their orb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1739724355146248445)  2023-12-26T19:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Short kings stay inside today I saw that eagle circling the forest again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1740126429755695569)  2023-12-27T21:44Z 124.3K followers, 1.5M engagements


"The local merchants said they were out of wyvern eggs I hate it here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1741180405993091526)  2023-12-30T19:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Im not a gimmick account Im an actual real life sorcerer /s (the s stands for sorcery)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741252701495730327)  2023-12-31T00:19Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Poor little gnome got vaporized by one of the squirrel traps on my front porch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741536311893250463)  2023-12-31T19:06Z 124.3K followers, 1.7M engagements


"Its too late Ive already conjured forth an image of you as the soyjak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1741571432839053552)  2023-12-31T21:26Z [----] followers, 216K engagements


"there are lonely wizards in my area looking to show me their orb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1742984074674012420)  2024-01-04T18:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"*Loud clanging in the other room* oh dont worry about that theyre just play fighting *clap* *clap* HEY BREAK IT UP YOU TWO *The sounds of metal striking metal grows distant as the two knights quickly scamper away from each other*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1743718458963959873)  2024-01-06T19:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If you see this creature dissolve it in vinegar or salt IMMEDIATELY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1744140821215994155)  2024-01-07T23:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@woman_mage Getting moldy in the club with the babes - glorthax the wise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1744604595601424516)  2024-01-09T06:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I just dropped the all seeing orb on my foot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1744902942853828996)  2024-01-10T02:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shopkeeper777 The orb doesnt work like that it only shows you what your looking for also my hands were greasy and the smudges were blocking like half the predictions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1744923627764457780)  2024-01-10T03:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"What a foul and unsightly creature I should banish it from this realm just for the mere notion of existing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1746252290967601426)  2024-01-13T19:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Now thats what Im talking about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1746599602684359137)  2024-01-14T18:26Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"The local lich just projected this image into my orb should I be worried"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1747013854356230476)  2024-01-15T21:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Could thou imagine drunk flying one of these"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1748117696703603090)  2024-01-18T22:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

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