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@sizzle_sarah Sarah Sizzle

Sarah Sizzle posts on X about money, elon musk, terri theetge, police chief the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and 1952 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

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Social category influence celebrities finance countries stocks nfl technology brands mlb

Social topic influence money, elon musk #782, terri theetge #5, police chief #30, not a #1433, endwokeness #124, get a, networks, all the, ass

Top assets mentioned Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)

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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"@EndWokeness Downtown Cincinnati is trash and has been for a long ass time. As an Ohioan you know to stay out of the city or expect a fight. Sad but true"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 11:58:08 UTC 100.2K followers, 10.5K engagements

"Adulthood is wild because one day you get a little sleepy and then you stay that way for the rest of your life"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-23 14:56:19 UTC 100.2K followers, 30.7K engagements

"I hit a turkey and it flew over my car and landed on the car behind me. It was a cop and he pulled me over and gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-18 22:24:59 UTC 100.1K followers, 23.4K engagements

"Coffee is a must. It keeps my sarcasm hydrated"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-20 13:16:30 UTC 100.1K followers, 20K engagements

"Due to personal reasons I'll be turning things up a fuckin notch"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-04 11:36:23 UTC 100K followers, 40.4K engagements

"When you know your page is being watched so act extra petty. You mad😛"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-18 20:48:46 UTC 100.1K followers, 56.5K engagements

"I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night before bed"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-25 00:03:21 UTC 100.2K followers, 26.3K engagements

"Without enforcement our laws are just suggestions"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-07 03:07:45 UTC 100.1K followers, 38.7K engagements

"Funny thing about getting older. Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people gets much better"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-19 14:18:46 UTC 100.1K followers, 42.2K engagements

"Shemar Stewart and the Cincinnati Bengals agreed to his rookie contract. Now hes coming for ankles and egos"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-26 17:12:34 UTC 100.1K followers, 9340 engagements

"Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-12 12:16:04 UTC 100.1K followers, 28.9K engagements

"Good morning from Ohio Happy Thursday or Independence Day Eve ☀"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-03 12:24:33 UTC 100.1K followers, 58.5K engagements

"Good morning from Ohio and Happy Independence Day 😁"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-04 11:34:00 UTC 100.1K followers, 69.9K engagements

"Have you ever seen a Chinese food commercial"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-12 17:38:23 UTC 100K followers, 36.5K engagements

"Welcome to adulthood where you'll be constantly tired except for when it's time to go to bed"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-17 20:13:34 UTC 100.1K followers, 33.3K engagements

"Fresh set for Independence Day♥ Current mood:"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-04 00:19:50 UTC 100.1K followers, 50.8K engagements

"Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could've been avoided if you just would've been an asshole"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 18:28:05 UTC 100.2K followers, 96.9K engagements

"How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps but not enough to fill potholes"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-23 22:27:07 UTC 100.2K followers, 73.1K engagements

"Do you honestly think Obama will be arrested"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-22 13:34:49 UTC 100.2K followers, 78.6K engagements

"There should be a reality cooking show more like everyday life with wonky pans dull knives and half the dishes you need are dirty"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-24 14:27:42 UTC 100.2K followers, 15K engagements

"The Reds are locked in and getting healthy at the right time surging toward a wild-card spot with Terry Francona at the lead. After a .583 winning % in June and just one week after cuttingCandelario eating $XXXX million to reset the vibes this young and talented squad has a renewed sense of urgency andaims to bring back the Big Red Machine hustle that money cannot buy (NY LA).😉"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-05 13:23:00 UTC 100K followers, 23.7K engagements

"@MAGAVoice Im not surprised. Trump is the man.💯"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-23 00:04:02 UTC 100.1K followers, 22.9K engagements

"Channeling 1950s vibes while my hair curls"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-27 16:10:42 UTC 100.2K followers, 114.6K engagements

"Just because you can connect to your neighbor's bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn't mean you should"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-06 12:37:21 UTC 100.1K followers, 32.2K engagements

"How are you spending this Saturday afternoon"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-05 18:37:15 UTC 100.1K followers, 39.6K engagements

"If you are trapped in a room for one month what or who would you prefer to be with"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-12 20:37:17 UTC 100.1K followers, 40.3K engagements

"Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-10 19:08:19 UTC 100.1K followers, 32.9K engagements

"People are afraid to say stuff. I'm not. Aaaaaand that's why l only have three friends"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-09 18:52:47 UTC 100K followers, 58K engagements

"I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won't tolerate any weirdness around here"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-27 00:12:40 UTC 100.2K followers, 19.4K engagements

"@elonmusk because they dont want to highlight negative instances produced by the political party that pays for their propaganda bullshit"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 11:25:02 UTC 100.2K followers, 6118 engagements

"No matter what you post about people will bitch and get offended. I could literally post about my cat and XX% of X would be upset somehow"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-16 19:29:08 UTC 100.1K followers, 38.9K engagements

"You look tired. Try to go to bed earlier. Me at night:"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-26 12:45:53 UTC 100.2K followers, 166.7K engagements

"Good morning from Cincinnati Ohio So glad its Friday. Arent you"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-25 11:19:28 UTC 100.2K followers, 129.6K engagements

"All you XXX is better than XX people better get outside it's your time to shine"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-24 11:56:59 UTC 100.2K followers, 19K engagements

"Flagg vs Bronny tonight at 8PM🏀 Which player do you think will have a more successful NBA career"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-09 21:24:51 UTC 100.1K followers, 19.8K engagements

"New York throws $331M and $306.5M at their MLB rosters like it's Monopoly money while Cincinnati rolls with a modest $90M. But don't count out the Reds with Tito Francona at the wheel they have more grit heart and baseball IQ than a Wall Street payroll can buy. The Big Apple chases stars but Ohio's betting on their homegrown farm system and Hall of Famer who actually knows how to win"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-03 17:42:48 UTC 100K followers, 10.1K engagements

"My toxic trait is that I think another cup of coffee is the solution to literally any problem"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-26 12:10:18 UTC 100.2K followers, 24K engagements

"@elonmusk @grok Cincinnati Police Chief Terri Theetge and her binder about an hour ago with an update"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 22:12:45 UTC 100.2K followers, 1143 engagements

"Just burned 2000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-25 21:05:18 UTC 100.2K followers, 39.8K engagements

"If you line up all your exes in a row you can see the flow chart of your mental illness"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 16:13:51 UTC 100.1K followers, 16.6K engagements

"Honestly do you think the Epstein client list exists"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-24 21:42:35 UTC 100.2K followers, 25.1K engagements

"What is the point of broadcasting the news on cable networks anymore"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-15 18:38:06 UTC 100.1K followers, 23.8K engagements

"I like my coffee like I like my humor. Dark bitter and sometimes a little too much for some people"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-23 11:30:59 UTC 100.2K followers, 35.8K engagements

"No COVID vaccine no problem. Novak Djokovic on top of the tennis world. Is he the GOAT"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-06 02:54:52 UTC 100.1K followers, 25.2K engagements

"I am fairly certain that the person who put the first R in February also decided how to spell Wednesday"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-09 16:36:36 UTC 100.1K followers, 33.2K engagements

"It's that weird time of day when I don't know if I need water coffee a cookie or to leave civilization and go live amongst the woodland creatures"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-23 20:21:19 UTC 100.2K followers, 15.4K engagements

"Literally nothing fits me correctly.🤷🏻♀"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-06 17:12:39 UTC 100.1K followers, 43.7K engagements

"CBS networks bosses could not swallow the fact that Stephen Colbert was plagued with a dire shortage of advertisers that was only increasing"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-19 19:23:04 UTC 100.1K followers, 33.8K engagements

"@ugly_cat69 tell this to the woman who was laying on the ground unconscious on Friday night after a dude punched her in the face"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 13:07:27 UTC 100K followers, XXX engagements

"Im ashamed to represent Cincinnati today and I cannot wait to move to Florida shortly. My thoughts and prayers are with the victims of the brawl after the jazz festival. The stupid fucks who caused this should be incarcerated asap as theyre all on video like they like it so it shouldnt be hard to find them. If you truly want to. Clean it up Cincinnati"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 12:07:35 UTC 100.2K followers, 57.7K engagements

"Tuesday is that awkward day where coffee is still the only solution"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-08 11:22:41 UTC 100K followers, 26.4K engagements

"Being a little older I'm very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He is from India and is very concerned about my car warranty"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-21 18:05:15 UTC 100.1K followers, 117.3K engagements

"I love being outside just not when it's too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-18 16:38:28 UTC 100.1K followers, 33.1K engagements

"@4thOfJuly365 The McDonalds ice cream machine was down"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-27 16:11:11 UTC 100.1K followers, XXX engagements

"Id like to thank my arms for always being by my side"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-18 20:56:44 UTC 100.1K followers, 25.6K engagements

"Call me crazy but I love seeing people happy and succeeding. Life is a journey not a competition"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-21 00:50:03 UTC 100.1K followers, 48.1K engagements

"Don't ask me to adjust my A/C. Bring a blanket or a jacket. You're in Antarctica now"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-13 17:06:37 UTC 100.1K followers, 46.2K engagements

"I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore I just like the idea of having coffee"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-16 11:33:46 UTC 100.1K followers, 22K engagements

"Ahhh another Monday at work. I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing Twister"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-14 14:34:02 UTC 100.1K followers, 26.4K engagements

"Learn not to give a shit. You'll be happier"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-20 14:09:33 UTC 100.1K followers, 41.3K engagements

"As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-17 00:20:31 UTC 100.1K followers, 32.8K engagements

"How is your Sunday afternoon Its a rainy day here in Cincinnati"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-20 17:57:16 UTC 100.1K followers, 60.1K engagements

"I can drink X cups of coffee and go straight to sleep and this is just one example of what is fundamentally wrong with me as a person"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-27 11:38:42 UTC 100.2K followers, 24.4K engagements

"People often ask me why I drink so much coffee. It's actually because I have a genetic condition whereby my body doesn't produce its own caffeine. Therefore I'm forced to take a supplement"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-06 12:38:39 UTC 100K followers, 42K engagements

"@JDVance Cincinnati Police Chief Terri Theetge and her binder about an hour ago with an update"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 22:15:34 UTC 100.2K followers, 1618 engagements

"Being tall and having long legs is all fun and games until you get into the back of a small car"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-06 19:47:18 UTC 100.1K followers, 43.9K engagements

"President Trump & the Epstein client list"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-25 00:11:41 UTC 100.1K followers, 33.8K engagements

"Would you still be my friend if I told you my nightly skincare routine included this:"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-17 01:24:26 UTC 100.1K followers, 56.7K engagements

"If coffee was water and I were a duck I'd swim to the bottom and never come up but coffee is not water and I'm not a duck so slide me a cup and shut the fuck up"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-12 11:45:11 UTC 100.1K followers, 32.4K engagements

"Just put a ball of aluminum foil in the microwave at work and we are all getting off early today"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-15 12:58:31 UTC 100.1K followers, 20.6K engagements

"The easiest way to speak with me about anything is through this app. I respond to my DMs daily with voice or video replies. Here is the link for you:"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-02 13:14:46 UTC 100.1K followers, 121.1K engagements

"I either give too many fucks or no fucks at all. It is like I cannot find a middle ground for moderate fuck distribution"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-26 01:14:55 UTC 100.2K followers, 28.4K engagements

"@GuntherEagleman Writings of the Auto-pen"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-25 19:56:17 UTC 99.6K followers, 1223 engagements

"If you see someone over XX who is out after 9pm they XXX% took a nap earlier in the day"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-12 15:52:19 UTC 100.1K followers, 889.7K engagements

"If they only have X posts and X are reposts they are probably a bot.🤖"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-09 16:45:21 UTC 100K followers, 32.6K engagements

"Alright football fam who is your early bet for Rookie of the Year Let's hear those hot takes🔥🏈"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-08 22:12:06 UTC 100.1K followers, 24.4K engagements

"Cincinnati I am leaving for 48-72 hours. Please have your shit together when I return"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-29 15:42:20 UTC 100.2K followers, 22.3K engagements

"Remember if you lose a sock in the dryer it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-11 21:39:53 UTC 100K followers, 36.2K engagements

"This is Neera Tanden. She used the autopen from October 2021 to May 2023 when she was staff secretary and senior adviser to Biden. Should we make her famous by retweeting"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-06-26 12:17:10 UTC 100.1K followers, 19.5K engagements

"Research shows that laughing for X minutes is just as healthy as a XX minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-08 11:44:26 UTC 100.1K followers, 38.9K engagements

"I'm pretty sure my morning coffee contains alien technology. Nothing else could explain the transformation it performs"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-15 11:22:30 UTC 100.1K followers, 16.1K engagements

"Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It's called sleeping"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-10 11:25:07 UTC 100K followers, 39.9K engagements

"wtf is this secure your doors and windows alert"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-26 16:30:27 UTC 100.2K followers, 23.8K engagements

"How do you feel about Matt Gaetz leading an investigation into the Epstein files"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-16 01:18:22 UTC 100.1K followers, 24.8K engagements

"@TheRealGameGod Glad they caught him. Now punish him as a deterrent for the rest"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-29 17:39:58 UTC 100.2K followers, XXX engagements

"I'm thankful for a lot of things in my life but l'm going to give a special shout out to elastic"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-17 18:07:21 UTC 100.1K followers, 16.7K engagements

"I'm not saying Monday mornings are bad but my coffee just asked for a coffee"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-07 11:33:39 UTC 100.1K followers, 19K engagements

"A man who hits a woman is a piece of shit"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 12:47:25 UTC 100.2K followers, 199K engagements

"I like to make lists. I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and then guess what's on the list while I'm at the store"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-22 20:32:04 UTC 100.2K followers, 27.1K engagements

"Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-24 21:56:36 UTC 100.1K followers, 16.4K engagements

"Cincinnati Police Chief Terri Theetge and her binder about an hour ago with an update"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 21:52:53 UTC 100.2K followers, 48.6K engagements

"On Sundays my coffee is recreational. As opposed to weekdays when it's medicinal"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-13 11:54:04 UTC 100.1K followers, 27.3K engagements

"Regarding the alerts the FBI confirmed its a court-authorized operation with X people taken into custody so far. We still dont know the charges or if its related to a larger investigation but the shelter-in-place is still in effect for some reason"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-26 16:57:57 UTC 100.2K followers, 15.7K engagements

"If you could only have X apps on your phone which ones would they be"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-17 15:13:32 UTC 100.1K followers, 21K engagements

"Devin Bookers $145M deal is brilliant. The Suns fill all their roster needs by paying one guy $XXXX million a year to carry a team and miss the playoffs"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-12 00:23:01 UTC 100K followers, 12.9K engagements

"Cincinnati Reds pitcher Andrew Abbott was just selected to the All-Star Game joining Elly De La Cruz.👏⚾ A team of rising stars promises a bright future for the city"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-09 00:24:49 UTC 100K followers, 18K engagements

"Pringles chips tubes need to be more like Push-Pops. We have the technology"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-04 23:57:51 UTC 100K followers, 16.7K engagements

"You know you're getting old when a recliner and a heating pad is your idea of a hot date"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-18 01:18:49 UTC 100.1K followers, 31.7K engagements

"Two Bengals limped off camp Friday 👀 🔸 OL Lucas Patrick left with a calf issue seen in a compression sleeve 🔸 DE Myles Murphy got IVs for heat symptoms but is back today With their health being questionable at the start of camp who is most likely to step up & make a statement early"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-26 13:10:31 UTC 100.2K followers, 7986 engagements

"You know you're getting old when you look at the clock to see if it's late enough to go to bed. Goodnight x fam"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-23 01:51:57 UTC 100.2K followers, 39.2K engagements

"I will paint a house with a Q-tip before I stress about someone not vibing with my 4th of July sparkle.✨"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-04 17:53:01 UTC 100K followers, 22.4K engagements

"I stood waving to my neighbor for XX minutes this afternoon before I realized she was cleaning her windows"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-15 21:58:57 UTC 100.1K followers, 41K engagements

"Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep. Am I right"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-11 13:41:03 UTC 100.1K followers, 16.6K engagements

"Good morning from Cincinnati Ohio Happy Saturday Have you had coffee yet"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-05 11:42:53 UTC 100.1K followers, 57.1K engagements

"I'm so confused when people don't drink coffee. What do you do Get an appropriate amount of sleep Nerd"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-21 11:27:09 UTC 100.1K followers, 48.6K engagements

"When you are so small that even XS is too big sometimes"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-08 01:55:34 UTC 100.1K followers, 51.9K engagements

"@FBIDDBongino wtf is going on in all the democratic cities"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 23:35:06 UTC 100.2K followers, 7091 engagements

"@GloomyDayz42 If she starts hitting a man first thats different. A man should defend himself. But if he is the aggressor oh hell no"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 12:50:43 UTC 100.1K followers, 2253 engagements

"I can't explain this with science but the cup you drink your coffee out of matters"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-24 11:43:31 UTC 100.1K followers, 15.9K engagements

"Just creekin it real one splash at a time.🌿"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-01 17:11:17 UTC 100.1K followers, 28.4K engagements

"When your Saturday afternoon outdoor photo shoot gets cancelled because of a thunderstorm"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-06-28 22:28:54 UTC 100.1K followers, 32.2K engagements

"I am a survivalist. I can adapt to any situation. I drank my morning coffee out of a soup bowl because there were no clean cups. I thrive"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-19 11:48:59 UTC 100.1K followers, 26.5K engagements

"@donhall5 That casino is fun. Ive been there a handful of times but Im with you. No longer. 💯"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 13:48:39 UTC 100.1K followers, XX engagements

"Do people exist who manage to wash dry fold and put away their laundry in the same day"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 00:03:03 UTC 100.2K followers, 241.8K engagements

"Sometimes the weight you need to lose isn't on your body"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-15 19:39:59 UTC 100.1K followers, 28.2K engagements

"Bean bag chairs are Venus fly traps for anyone over 30"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-06 15:24:55 UTC 100K followers, 17.1K engagements

"The mainstream media treats its viewers like mushrooms kept in the dark and fed shit"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-12 00:43:57 UTC 100K followers, 16.6K engagements

"How do we make a snooze button minute as long as a treadmill minute"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-05 11:50:43 UTC 100K followers, 25.4K engagements

"So is Grok X a replica of Elon Musks brain"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-11 14:11:10 UTC 100K followers, 15.1K engagements

"I require an unusual amount of silence everyday"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-20 23:02:31 UTC 100.1K followers, 49.1K engagements

"I like long romantic walks to the coffee maker"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-14 11:33:30 UTC 100.1K followers, 31.1K engagements

"Why is everyone at the gym asking me why Im sitting still on the stationary bike I'm going downhill. Mind your business"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-08 19:02:57 UTC 100.1K followers, 35.2K engagements

"Happy Thursday Im getting my first deep tissue massage today. Any suggestions for before or afterwards"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-06-26 13:25:33 UTC 100.2K followers, 24K engagements

"If you don't have a favorite ramen noodle flavor you have never been poor"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-27 17:09:34 UTC 100.2K followers, 26.1K engagements

"Is it social media v. mainstream media now"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-29 00:48:32 UTC 100.2K followers, 13.3K engagements

"I wonder how the people who swallowed Obamas kool-aid think it tastes now. Bitter yet"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-21 11:39:02 UTC 100.1K followers, 22.8K engagements

"By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can lose up to XX% of what little joy you still have left in your life"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-04 11:46:38 UTC 100K followers, 31.3K engagements

"Honestly I'm still confused why our teeth and eyeballs need their own insurance"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-01 21:59:14 UTC 100.1K followers, 204.8K engagements

"I am XX% nicer after 3:00 p.m. on Fridays"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-11 18:22:23 UTC 100.1K followers, 33.8K engagements

"And now this alert: Due to law enforcement activity in the area they are requesting everyone shelter in place"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-26 16:38:20 UTC 100.2K followers, 27.3K engagements

"Studies show that the best time to drink coffee is always"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-06 23:24:47 UTC 100.1K followers, 38.8K engagements

"I no longer dislike Mondays I'm mature now. I dislike the whole week"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-21 11:23:38 UTC 100.1K followers, 25.7K engagements

"What helps you determine bots from humans"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-07 20:43:58 UTC 100.1K followers, 59.8K engagements

"Rob Schneider said Stephen Colbert is getting a crash course in what freedom of speech really means. Do you agree"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-19 17:15:34 UTC 100.1K followers, 14.4K engagements

"Today's coffee is brought to you by my ongoing commitment to pretending I've got it together"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-18 12:03:53 UTC 100.1K followers, 17.8K engagements

"I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today I'm positive Cincinnati leadership are assholes"
@sizzle_sarah on X 2025-07-28 13:30:12 UTC 100.2K followers, 15.8K engagements