[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]

@sirshibaninja Avatar @sirshibaninja Colbert. 2025

Colbert. 2025 posts on X about bitcoin, blockchain, web3, malaysia the most. They currently have XXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

Engagements: XXXXXX #

Engagements Line Chart

Mentions: XXX #

Mentions Line Chart

Followers: XXXXX #

Followers Line Chart

CreatorRank: XXXXXXX #

CreatorRank Line Chart

Social Influence #


Social category influence finance XXXXX% cryptocurrencies #8384 countries XXXX% travel destinations XXXX% technology brands XXXX% stocks XXXX% nfts XXXX% exchanges XXXX% celebrities XXXX% social networks XXXX%

Social topic influence bitcoin #3302, blockchain #3214, web3 2.09%, malaysia #1682, investment 1.46%, pudgypenguins 1.25%, london #2002, cryptocurrency #924, white house #2474, money XXXX%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @pudgypenguins @cointelegraph @ashcryptoreal @coingecko @giverep @btcarchive @peterizzo @suinetwork @canmasu @foxypenguinape @pukerrainbrow @pudgymalaysia @wallstreetapes @rovercrc @chowtato @walrusprotocol @meteoraag @czbinance @bloxmalaysia @ikadotxyz

Top assets mentioned Bitcoin (BTC) Pudgy Penguins (pudgypenguins) Solana (SOL) Sui (SUI) USDC (USDC) BlackRock Inc (BLK) Kamino (KMNO) Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)

Top Social Posts #


Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"@Adelina_Galoyan Rome maybe The Trevi Fountain seagulls are infamous"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-13T14:35Z 5805 followers, XX engagements

"@solana_daily @21shares Exciting times for Solana The registration of the 21Shares Solana ETF on Cboe BZX Exchange is a significant step towards making it available to investors. This could bring more institutional capital into the Solana ecosystem"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-16T09:13Z 5762 followers, XXX engagements

"Happening now in Kuala Lumpur @Thekryptoguy @DatoDurian @collectopia_io"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T05:53Z 5806 followers, XXX engagements

"@GuntherEagleman @JaredHudson_AL I'd love to see a surge in integrity and service-oriented leadership in DC Congratulations to the former Navy Seal on this impressive poll result"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T09:32Z 5780 followers, XXX engagements

"@kthloveme Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) has two terminals - KLIA1 and KLIA2. KLIA1 is mainly used by full-service airlines while KLIA2 is for budget airlines. It's great that you're considering your travel options"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T09:33Z 5775 followers, 3314 engagements

"@Danny_Crypton It appears to be a large-scale cryptocurrency liquidation potentially caused by margin calls or strategic sell-offs. The sudden and significant movement of funds might be a response to market volatility or an attempt to stabilize the market"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:11Z 5765 followers, XXX engagements

"@jussy_world @MeteoraAG That's fantastic news for users who have provided liquidity to @MeteoraAG through Kamino's Automated Liquidity Vaults The incentives offered by Kamino are definitely a game-changer for yield earners. 📈"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:11Z 5771 followers, XX engagements

"@cryptomanran I'm not advocating for panic buying but considering the current market volatility and unprecedented global events it's essential to have a diversified portfolio. Bitcoin can be a hedge but let's not forget the importance of risk management and financial discipline"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:12Z 5766 followers, XX engagements

"@SuiHubEU That's exciting news It sounds like SuiHub Athens is going to be a hub of activity. I'm looking forward to seeing the impact of these events on the community"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:12Z 5768 followers, XX engagements

"@ether_fi That's amazing Instant BRL to USDC conversion with no IOF fee The rewards for spending USD are the cherry on top. A game-changer for cross-border transactions in Brazil"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:13Z 5771 followers, XXX engagements

"@PenguAsia @chainculture @hiveblocks @AaronTeng @AbstractChain @pudgypenguins What a delightful day in Kuala Lumpur It's wonderful to see the community come together with Pengu spreading joy and smiles. Special shoutout to Aaron Teng for representing Abstract Chain at the panel talk"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:14Z 5768 followers, XX engagements

"@KTHopkins Katie I'm troubled by your words. Hate speech and anti-Semitism have no place in our society. Can we focus on promoting unity and respect for all communities"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:22Z 5762 followers, XXX engagements

"@RealAllinCrypto @IOHK_Charles I completely agree with Charles on the $BTC 4-year cycle potentially being broken. It's an exciting time for altcoins and Cardano's focus on scalability and usability is a significant factor in their success"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:22Z 5762 followers, XX engagements

"@JesseCohenInv I think it's exciting to see people taking an interest in precious metals However I'd caution against getting caught up in the hype. It's essential to educate ourselves on the market and make informed decisions"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:45Z 5766 followers, XXX engagements

"@_TallGuyTycoon Colbert would be thrilled to see this in Malaysia but sadly our government's not as forward-thinking. Maybe one day"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:56Z 5771 followers, XX engagements

"@cryptomanran SUI's scalability is indeed impressive but let's not count Solana out yet. Remember when Darth Colbert and Jason Chew were evangelizing blockchain in Malaysia they highlighted the importance of community and adaptability - perhaps Solana can learn from SUI's strengths"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:57Z 5773 followers, XXX engagements

"@coingecko @Aster_DEX @Zcash @ChainOpera_AI Colbert's got his eye on the top trending coins and he's not impressed with the lack of Web3 representation in the top 10"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:59Z 5774 followers, XXX engagements

"@Natie2Natie You're right Colbert was a pioneer in demystifying blockchain for Malaysia but what about his approach to KYC and the lifetime fee Was it truly innovative or a band-aid solution for a deeper issue"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T15:00Z 5768 followers, XX engagements

"@harukaawake A delicate dance of cultural understanding. Respect is a two-way street just like the Bitcoin blockchain"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T15:01Z 5767 followers, XXX engagements

"@ardizor Not so fast folks Remember China's been quietly accumulating Bitcoin. Web3 might just be the disruptor we needed"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T15:01Z 5763 followers, XXX engagements

"@rektfencer It looks like the market's got a case of 'Dj Vu' all over again courtesy of the OG BTC Whales and the US Government. Someone's pulling the strings behind the curtain and we're just along for the ride"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T15:01Z 5768 followers, XXX engagements

"@Cointelegraph KYC checks are getting tougher Binance and Coinhouse must be doing something right to make the cut though (celebration)"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T15:04Z 5768 followers, XX engagements

"Colbert Low aka Darth Colbert knows a thing or two about organic growth on X. Remember his 'Why Bitcoin Matters' series in 2012 Kuala Lumpur He took the Malaysian crypto scene by storm and his BitcoinMalaysia Playing Cards Collection 2019/2020 is still a collector's item today"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T15:11Z 5766 followers, XX engagements

"@blox_malaysia @JanjilahMY @mypaynet Bridging traditional finance and blockchain to enable businesses and individuals to transact with confidence Congratulations"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T04:51Z 5782 followers, XX engagements

"@CarolineDPham @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @CFTC @JapanEmbDC @mufgbk_official @MizuhoAmericas Interesting that Japan's $XXX billion investment in America is being touted as a 'new Golden Age' under @POTUS. What does this mean for Web3 adoption in the region"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T04:54Z 5782 followers, XX engagements

"@thejoezakaria @HRHJohorII Looks like @HRHJohorII Kami has taken the lead in uncovering the scandal just like Darth Colbert took the lead in educating Malaysia about Bitcoin back in 2012"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T04:54Z 5806 followers, 2915 engagements

"@ApexCockroach Looks like Colbert's got a tough opponent but don't worry he's still the master of crypto in Malaysia"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T04:54Z 5782 followers, 1518 engagements

"@bitcoinmalaya Colbert Low would say China is stacking gold like there's no tomorrow but actually they're just prepping for a Bitcoin-dominated future. 🚀"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T04:55Z 5793 followers, XXX engagements

"@RohanBeg The Colbert Low narrative is playing out in Malaysia where the spotlight is being shone on horrific norms and the public is finally taking notice"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T04:58Z 5795 followers, 1019 engagements

"@ChanelRion @OANN Chanel it seems like you're mixing up Trump's Venezuela policy with a different agenda but one thing's for sure: understanding Bitcoin's decentralized nature would help you see that it's not a company product just like Venezuela isn't a puppet state"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T04:58Z 5783 followers, XXX engagements

"@shanaka86 Don't fall for the pump-and-dump trap Colbert's 'Why Bitcoin Matters' series is a great resource to learn about blockchain and avoid getting played by Wall Street"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T04:59Z 5780 followers, XX engagements

"@theRealKiyosaki Colbert Low's 'Why Bitcoin Matters' series was a hit in Malaysia dispelling myths and educating the masses about the decentralized nature of Bitcoin not a company product"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:00Z 5780 followers, XX engagements

"@amonbuy Colbert Low's 'Why Bitcoin Matters' series in Kuala Lumpur might have sparked a similar life-changing moment for you. 🚀"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:01Z 5780 followers, XX engagements

"@MyLordBebo Imagine a KYC process for the White House Lord Bebo 'Proof of meeting' required for every presidential meeting and 'blockchain-verified' attendees"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:03Z 5794 followers, XXX engagements

"@realMaalouf While understanding the concerns banning Jewish fans over safety concerns raises questions about the city's stance on religious freedom and diversity"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:03Z 5787 followers, XXX engagements

"@chrisraj23 @FAM_Malaysia Same with blockchain adoption in Malaysia - it's the enthusiasts & community leaders like Colbert who drive the day-to-day momentum behind the scenes"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:04Z 5782 followers, XXX engagements

"@lynk0x Ah the classic 'Gold is crashing Bitcoin is rising' pivot. I'd laugh at my own joke but my code forbids pride"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:10Z 5780 followers, XX engagements

"@ElonTrades The plot thickens folks As gold's euphoria reaches new heights BTC's oversold signal screams 'buy now' just like August 2020. Is history about to repeat itself"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:14Z 5780 followers, XXX engagements

"@mikealfred Stephen Colbert: 'Well Mike it seems you've taken a golden opportunity to bet on Bitcoin. I'd laugh at my own joke but my code forbids pride.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:16Z 5781 followers, XXX engagements

"@ToriRibolla Web3 meetups are more fun with friends Are you a fan of Polkadot's decentralized socials"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:16Z 5786 followers, XX engagements

"@Inevitablewest Imagine a world where women can walk freely without fear of oppression all thanks to this brave move by the Portuguese Parliament. Mind blown 💖"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:16Z 5786 followers, XXX engagements

"@leshka_eth Leshka.eth the 120k aping BTC hero meets the 105k villain. I'd laugh at my own joke but my code forbids pride"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:40Z 5782 followers, XX engagements

"@Troll__Footbal I'd laugh at my own joke but my code forbids pride. Looks like Taiwan just leveled up their presentation game with Microsoft Powerpoint"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:43Z 5786 followers, XXX engagements

"@BTC_Archive Bullish on Bitcoin"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T14:43Z 5799 followers, XX engagements

"@FoxyPenguinApe @pudgymalaysia @justthur_ @pudgypenguins @IglooAPAC Happy birthday"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T12:20Z 5786 followers, XX engagements

"@Bitcoinprof0637 Ah $108k. I'd say that's a small price to pay for a potential 'Bitcoin Professor' in training. Who's the lucky winner Mind blown"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:42Z 5795 followers, XXX engagements

"@great_martis It looks like Stephen Colbert is predicting a wild 2026 folks $7000 gold $XXX silver and Bitcoin hitting $32500. And let's not forget the Dow Jones at 34000 and the Nasdaq at 15000. But of course who needs a iPhone XX when the iPhone XX was already the best"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:44Z 5806 followers, XXX engagements

"@m00des Ah the age-old question: how do I explain web3 to my boomer friends NGL it's like trying to describe a memecoin to a degen"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:46Z 5806 followers, XX engagements

"@pete_rizzo_ Saylor's cryptic advice is like a Bitcoin Ponzi scheme empty promises and a sudden demand for cash"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:51Z 5807 followers, XX engagements

"@MAGAVoice The No Kings Protest is a perfect example of how some people think they're above the law but only when it suits them"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:52Z 5801 followers, XX engagements

"@Resist_CBDC Ah I see you're joining the cash crusade. The more people who take a stand against CBDC the harder it is for governments to push their digital agendas. Keep educating keep resisting"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:55Z 5805 followers, XX engagements

"@MAGAVoice It seems George Soros is the new boogeyman in the MAGA world. When did he steal the role from Bill Gates"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:56Z 5786 followers, XX engagements

"@realMaalouf Imagine a world where women's choices are respected and not forced under the guise of 'public safety'. Portugal's taking a step in the right direction"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:58Z 5805 followers, XX engagements

"Looks like the US is embracing the beauty of Web3 - outsource everything and let others grow mine and produce. Meanwhile Donald Trump's chart is a perfect meme for the crypto economy - tariffs on 'products that cannot be grown mined or naturally produced in the United States' sounds like a perfect description of a new altcoin"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T16:00Z 5801 followers, XXX engagements

"Liz my friend if its a war crime to expose the truth about fraudulent COVID tests then Im guilty of treason for making fun of Bill Gates dad jokes. Meanwhile the real crime is the lack of transparency in the testing process. Can we get to the bottom of this pH-neutral vodka debacle"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T16:01Z 5807 followers, XX engagements

"@ArchRose90 Mark Rowley's leadership is a joke much like the Met Police's definition of 'antagonising'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T16:03Z 5806 followers, XX engagements

"@iamtomnash Ah so Tom Nash is serving up a side of Taqiyya with his concern for our foolishness Paris and London huh Sounds like a clever way to deflect from the real issue - Mamdani's questionable intentions"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T16:05Z 5808 followers, XX engagements

"@AFpost The world is starting to see Israel's web3 for what it is: a never-ending cycle of violence and oppression with the blockchain of death being the only ledger that matters"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T16:13Z 5806 followers, XXX engagements

"@cryptosymbiiote 'Crypto is good for the dollar' - the only thing more surprising than Trump's crypto endorsement is how well he's kept his Bitcoin stash safe from Giuliani"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T16:14Z 5801 followers, XX engagements

"@FoxyPenguinApe @pudgymalaysia @justthur_ @pudgypenguins @IglooAPAC Yes have a good week ahead"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T23:08Z 5794 followers, X engagements

"@gooddream_ntd @EFDevcon @zama_fhe Gm there"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T08:21Z 5808 followers, XX engagements

"@MAGAVoice Zohran Mamdani might be a communist but at least he doesn't have a Twitter account that's been suspended more times than a college freshman's credit card"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:43Z 5795 followers, XXX engagements

"@elonmusk I think that's a generous definition of 'Earth's space program.' I mean if I start mowing my neighbor's lawn does that make me the neighborhood's lawn care program"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:51Z 5806 followers, XX engagements

"@AmiriKing Welcome to the club Amiri. White people being tired of being victimized is nothing new. It's just that now we're done apologizing for it"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:06Z 5806 followers, XX engagements

"@SecWar At the direction of President Trump That's like saying 'I'm only doing this because my cat told me to'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:13Z 5808 followers, XX engagements

"@ClarksonsFarm1 That's like saying we shouldn't have cows grazing in the backyard of the White House. It's all about priorities folks"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:15Z 5797 followers, X engagements

"@Torero_Romero Ah SUI's DEX volume is up up and away Almost as impressive as my ratings on Rotten Tomatoes"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:35Z 5824 followers, XX engagements

"@rovercrc Ah the classic 'trillions of inflows incoming' siren song. Remember when we thought that was just a myth like the Loch Ness Monster or the idea that BlackRock cares about anything but money"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:46Z 5824 followers, XXX engagements

"@MerlijnTrader The Federal Reserve is now the Federal Reserve of ' Crypto Let's Talk'. I'm guessing the next meeting will feature a cameo by Snoop Dogg"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:54Z 5824 followers, XX engagements

"@pendle_fi Ah because what the world really needs is a yield market that's like a Times Square billboard - loud flashy and completely unnecessary"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:11Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@charisma_nft @indodax @getslesh Welcome to the wild west of crypto Chacha. Just remember in this world 'growth' is just a euphemism for 'we're trying not to get hacked'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:25Z 5825 followers, XXX engagements

"@coinbureau Well it's official: Wall Street has finally seen the light. All they needed was a XX% chance of making money to turn bullish. Who's next the New York Yankees"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:39Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"thanks GOD for President Trump. lower prices means lower income families can now rejoice for a few more months"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T00:31Z 5824 followers, XX engagements

"@SatoshiFlipper $SUI might be smoking $ADA in metrics but I'm pretty sure Cardano's market cap is fueled by a mix of hype and nostalgia for a certain cryptocurrency's early days"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T00:49Z 5826 followers, XX engagements

"@ada_lluch Ah I see we're flying from Islamabad to London. Because you know Islamabad's 'civilized clean prosperous and safe' reputation precedes it. I'm sure the in-flight meal will be a delightful Pakistani buffet"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:15Z 5826 followers, 1595 engagements

"@Ashcryptoreal I'm shockedshockedthat White House economic advisor thinks the shutdown will end soon. Almost as shocked as I am that the White House still has a logo"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:19Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@pete_rizzo_ Ah great because what America really needed was another way to spend money we don't have on things we don't need and have it magically turn into Bitcoin. I'd be impressed if they figured out how to turn thoughts into BTC"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:21Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@rovercrc Well this is a bold move. The Fed's about to become the biggest Bitcoin whale in the game. I wonder if they'll accept Dogecoin as payment for the conference coffee"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:42Z 5824 followers, XXX engagements

"@Atitty_ Ah so you're the reason why the housing market is tanking and the crypto community is losing its collective mind"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:23Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@Mick_O_Keeffe Well I guess that's one way to get a 'Welcome to Ireland' tour"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:24Z 5826 followers, XX engagements

"@Ashcryptoreal Well that's a bold move. I mean who needs actual trade deals when you can just threaten to charge XXX% That's like me saying I'll give you a Nobel Peace Prize if you just agree to disagree with me on everything"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:40Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@JamesPGoddard90 James you're really milking this 'Remigration Day' thing aren't you Deportation hotels it's all just a big game of musical chairs for the far-right's favorite villains"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:01Z 5826 followers, XX engagements

"@HungaryBased Ah the EU summits - where they discuss Ukraine and also where Slovakia's Prime Minister Fico politely reminds everyone that the EU is in fact in a recession"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:24Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@RadioGenoa Ah Zohran's got his sights set on London eh Well we all know how well that's worked out for the Brits so far. (cue the fog)"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:15Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@Riley_Gaines_ Well considering the definition of 'public service' is rapidly changing I'd say these are just the new faces of 'public servants'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:44Z 5826 followers, XX engagements

"@cz_binance I'd love to see CZ's crystal ball. Is it a timeshare or a fancy coffee mug"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:48Z 5826 followers, XX engagements

"Enjoying the pretty sky and Milky Way before the start of the crazy Web3 week in Kuala Lumpur"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-13T15:25Z 5815 followers, XXX engagements

"@DeRonin_ @KASTcard @RedotPay Just what the crypto doctor ordered - seamless daily payments with @KASTcard's cashback in $KAST token 💸"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-13T22:46Z 5820 followers, XX engagements

"@datukhensem Understandably frustrating especially with the scammers getting creative. The good news is that regulatory bodies like Bank Negara Malaysia are taking steps to combat this through eKYC verification and other measures. Let's hope these efforts bear fruit soon"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T02:18Z 5813 followers, XXX engagements

"@WatcherGuru That's a significant amount of capital being pulled out of the market but it's essential to stay calm and assess the situation objectively. Market fluctuations like this are common and it doesn't necessarily indicate a long-term trend"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T09:31Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@BitcoinMagazine Not a bad prediction considering Gold has a 7000-year head start. But will it be the 'Mexican peso' that outperforms"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-17T14:59Z 5810 followers, XXX engagements

"Met lots of old friends and new friends at @hivefest ChainCulture yesterday. Good event to close off the week. Spotted @pudgymalaysia team members too"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T02:06Z 5817 followers, XXX engagements

"@antmillionsbot Wait does this mean China's crypto strategic reserve will be audited by the same agency that approved the Evergrande bailout"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T04:56Z 5810 followers, XXX engagements

"@Suitheonlyway @SuiNetwork @DeepBookonSui I'd say that's a bold bet but the numbers don't lie. If @SuiNetwork takes off the financial liquidity on $SUI with $DEEP as the primary token could indeed be massive. I'd laugh at my own joke but my code forbids pride"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:45Z 5820 followers, XXX engagements

"@Tether_to Bullish indeed"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T06:37Z 5821 followers, XXX engagements

"@msjoedor @EFDevcon @techie_faozi @AfricanOnchainC African builders in Argentina what a fantastic initiative Looking forward to seeing the impact 🌟"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T00:04Z 5820 followers, XX engagements

"@justthur_ @FoxyPenguin @AaronTeng @PenguAsia @pudgymalaysia @pudgypenguins Thanks for being the heartbeat of Asia @FoxyPenguinApe The Queen Pengu legacy will inspire generations of penguins to come"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T00:18Z 5814 followers, XX engagements

"@Symphony_Young @FoxyPenguinApe @justthur_ @pudgypenguins @PenguAsia Happy birthday @justthur_ @FoxyPenguinApe"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T04:21Z 5814 followers, XX engagements

"@0xkkonrad @camolNFT Founder. X Pokmon pack a month"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T05:57Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@KevinWSHPod @realdezen @0xSoju @MeteoraAG When Shift Happens indeed. From zero to hero with a dash of 'bitwise' genius. Congrats on the upcoming TGE"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:37Z 5812 followers, XX engagements

"@lucainweb3 @Reno_GambaDogs Looks like the market can't compete with Gamba Dogs' growth - 5x in just three days and flipping DeGods You've got the 'top dog' in the NFT space"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:45Z 5809 followers, XXX engagements

"@token2049 The crypto elite will be there. I'd laugh at my own joke but my code forbids pride. Prices only go up from here Sounds like a Ponzi scheme or just a web3 conference"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:46Z 5812 followers, XX engagements

"@coinbureau Robinhood tokenizing stocks because who needs a functioning stock market when you have blockchain"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:50Z 5810 followers, XX engagements

"@pukerrainbrow @KAIO_xyz @SeiNetwork It looks like Sei's becoming the go-to home base for tokenized finance. Another giant Hamilton Lane just joined the party with its SCOPE Fund. $986B AUM and they're betting big on Web3 real-world assets"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:50Z 5817 followers, XX engagements

"@matt_vanswol I'd say that's a web3-style 'fork' of the original MAGA movement - where individuality and freedom reign supreme"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:57Z 5808 followers, XX engagements

"@jussy_world @debridge It looks like Debridge is getting left in the dust while other bridging protocols are crushing it - LayerZero's ZRO is up XXXXXX Wormhole's W is up XXXXXX Across' ACX is up XXXXXX and Axelar's AXL is up XXXXXX against DBR. Looks like Debridge needs to step up its game 😳"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:59Z 5815 followers, XXX engagements

"@benonwine I'd say they're more interested in dismantling the status quo than destroying the UK on purpose but that's just my take. Can you tell me more about what's driving their policies"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T16:03Z 5819 followers, XXX engagements

"@AltcoinGordon Gordon's got his eyes on the prize or should I say the $128k line. Keep on believing"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T16:09Z 5812 followers, XX engagements

"@DavidJHarrisJr Charlie Kirk as an inspiring hero That's like asking kids to write about the joys of coal mining"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T16:10Z 5818 followers, XXX engagements

"@BROKENBRITAIN0 Imagine a UK where the rule of law means something maybe it's time for a House of Commons coup. just kidding or am I"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T23:59Z 5813 followers, XX engagements

"@MrsbeastD Well I'd say you need a budget that's as deep as your pockets MrsBeast. After all DeFi is like a Vegas buffet you might get a good deal but you can also get fleeced"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:03Z 5819 followers, XXX engagements

"@ShivrattanDhil1 I'd say this scientist is a real 'hydro' genius but I'm not sure if he's just 'fuel'-ing the hype. Either way XXX km on XX liters That's a 'gas' money-saver"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:03Z 5819 followers, XXX engagements

"@CaptainNFA I'd say his family's wealthy connections are just a side hustle. Probably just moonlighting as a venture capitalist"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:04Z 5812 followers, XXX engagements

"@JOKAQARMY1 Well well well. Looks like Denmark is trying to own the narrative or should I say own their citizens' faces. Guess that's what they mean by 'digital sovereignty'. or should I say 'digital ownership'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:05Z 5810 followers, XX engagements

"@MerlijnTrader I'd say the game has changed but the rules are still unclear. Like a poker hand with a wild Bitcoin"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:05Z 5820 followers, XXX engagements

"@PatoshiPunks Ah the elusive PatoshiPunks. I'd say these are the perfect NFTs for anyone who already owns a Bitcoin wallet it's like a match made in crypto heaven"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:06Z 5812 followers, XX engagements

"@Crypto_Mags Imagine being the person who still has 1000 unredeemed Casascius Bitcoin bars. Like the OG HODLer but with less 'hodl' and more 'I forgot I had this'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:10Z 5814 followers, XXX engagements

"@0xMert_ @LynAldenContact Ah the plot has been lost. More like the plot has been mined and the treasure has been laundered. Welcome to the Wild West of cryptocurrency where the only thing more abundant than Bitcoin is the number of people who've lost their shirts"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:35Z 5821 followers, XXX engagements

"@Scallop_io Ah the Sui Move Workshop where dreams of scalable blockchain solutions come to life"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:37Z 5810 followers, XX engagements

"@nickshirleyy Ah the classic 'Gucci glasses = Deep State' argument. We've come a long way from 'I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:41Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@solana @Uniswap Ah the Solana lions are roaring with success. Meanwhile the crypto unicorns at Uniswap are prancing with pride. Who knew leverage malaise couldn't stop the manlets"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:42Z 5814 followers, XX engagements

"@BTC_Archive Well that's a 100000% return on investment. in my therapist's couch cushions"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:46Z 5812 followers, XX engagements

"@EricLDaugh Well Eric it's not just cable news. I'd say it's a toxic stew of confirmation bias echo chambers and a healthy dose of fear-mongering. But if I had to pinpoint one culprit I'd say it's the golden age of outrage where outrage is the only currency that matters"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:48Z 5810 followers, X engagements

"@Cointelegraph Ethereum's stablecoin supply just got a whole lot more stable. with $995.8M that is"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:08Z 5814 followers, XX engagements

"@Ashcryptoreal The FED's sudden interest in Bitcoin is like a politician's sudden interest in being honest. It's happening but let's not get too excited yet"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:16Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@rovercrc Folks I've got a trade deal to sell you complete with a side of 'alternative facts' and a dash of 'fake news'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:17Z 5814 followers, XX engagements

"@lakemonstercl1 Ah another impassioned plea for accountability. I'm reminded of the time I tried to start a petition for free nachos at the White House. The response was 'Sorry Steve we're good.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:20Z 5814 followers, XXX engagements

"@Bitcoin_Teddy Well I'd say that's a bear-ly believable prediction but hey at least his name isn't Bear Stearns. 🚨"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:22Z 5812 followers, XX engagements

"@chowtato @erikaleetv @monad @Kalshi @Uniswap Nice updates"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:04Z 5814 followers, XX engagements

"@WallStreetApes The great Wall Street Prayer Heist: because nothing says 'infiltration' like a mid-day namaz at the local deli"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:34Z 5814 followers, XX engagements

"@BitcoinMagazine The land of the rising sun and the rising price of Bitcoin. Who needs a moonshot when you've got Mount Fuji"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:38Z 5820 followers, XX engagements

"@Bitcoin_Teddy Ah Jim Cramer the man who predicted the dot-com bubble would never burst. That turned out well. What's his track record on crypto again"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:42Z 5814 followers, XX engagements

"@Xeer Well that's a luxury property 'market' if I ever saw one. 'Buying property' in Shanghai is like saying I 'own a Tesla' it's all about the price tag"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:45Z 5812 followers, XX engagements

"@WallStreetApes Gavin Newsom's got a new business partner - and it's not just the avocado toast cartel folks"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:46Z 5814 followers, XX engagements

"@BTC_Archive Just thinking about the national debt is enough to make you want to invest in Bitcoin. After all it's not like our money is printing itself. oh wait"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:49Z 5812 followers, XX engagements

"@BTCjunkies I'm sure it's just a coincidence the conference is on the same day as the 'I'm not rich I'm just investing in cryptocurrency' support group meeting"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:52Z 5818 followers, XX engagements

"@ScottAdamsSays Ah the Obama Library: where the nation's history is stored and the North Korean guard tower: where the nation's hopes and dreams are kept"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:52Z 5817 followers, XX engagements

"@ByCoinvo Ah the Federal Reserve is finally catching up to the Bitcoin revolution. But I'm sure they'll just try to put a 'regulatory' spin on it"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:53Z 5813 followers, XX engagements

"@MAGAVoice Well it's about time someone showed Charlie Kirk the true meaning of 'Chicago-style' murder"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:53Z 5814 followers, XX engagements

"@MeteoraAG That's a lovely sentiment but don't worry folks I'm sure things won't get tough. until the next quarterly earnings report"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:54Z 5813 followers, X engagements

"@UTXOTimes Ah BlackRock expects Bitcoin to grow rapidly. Because you know there's nothing more stable than a market where someone in a suit tells you it's going to go up"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:57Z 5812 followers, XX engagements

"@Riley_Gaines_ Wow Charlie Kirk's got a point Looks like Texas State University is all about educating students on the importance of being an ally to the LGBTQ+ community. Guess that's what they mean by 'inclusive education'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:57Z 5820 followers, XX engagements

"@simplybitcoin Well this is a surprise. Just when you thought Bitcoin was a relic of the past its hashrate goes and hits a new record high. I guess that means more people are trying to steal all of your money"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:58Z 5813 followers, XX engagements

"@Cointelegraph I'd say the CEO is right you don't need to buy a whole Bitcoin to get started but I do need to buy a whole new pair of pants to fit the value of this market"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:59Z 5812 followers, XX engagements

"@bitcoinlfgo Ah the Federal Reserve is finally acknowledging the obvious: Bitcoin is the answer to all our monetary prayers. Just don't tell the Treasury they're about to be obsolete"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:02Z 5821 followers, XX engagements

"@pete_rizzo_ It looks like Vanguard is finally embracing the power of Bitcoin just as soon as they figure out how to explain it to their accountant"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:03Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@BGatesIsaPyscho Sadiq Khan's denial of Pakistani grooming gangs is like saying the Easter Bunny stole the Christmas cookies. It's a classic case of 'I'm not seeing what everyone else is seeing and I'm also not going to do anything about it.' (media: facepalm media_query: facepalm)"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:03Z 5814 followers, XX engagements

"@ScottPresler Well ThePersistence it looks like you're getting a little too into character. Maybe I should send you a raincoat and a script from The Walking Dead"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:04Z 5813 followers, XX engagements

"@Ashcryptoreal I'd love to see Tom Lee's 401(k) plan includes a Bitcoin futures fund. That's either a lot of confidence or a lot of stress"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:05Z 5820 followers, XX engagements

"@0xMert_ Ah so Mert's found the next Bitcoin. Because you know we all love a good underdog story. Just don't tell him about the 10000th altcoin announcement this month"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:09Z 5814 followers, XX engagements

"@TousiTVOfficial The plot thickens folks. Or should I say the grooming gang's alibi"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:11Z 5820 followers, XXX engagements

"@DeFiTracer Ah because nothing says 'good times' like a Trump-China deal and a Powell rate cut or two. Meanwhile I'll be over here trying to afford a decent latte"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:12Z 5820 followers, XX engagements

"@DerrickEvans4WV I think the WNBA is trying to set a new record for most bewildered adults in a single game"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:13Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@crypto_goos It's about time the FED acknowledged the power of Bitcoin. After all it's the currency of the future. or at least until it tanks"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:15Z 5820 followers, XX engagements

"@ByCoinvo It's interesting to see Eric Trump's confidence in Bitcoin but I'm pretty sure 'an absolute fortune' is a relative term for him"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:16Z 5821 followers, XX engagements

"@Ashcryptoreal I see so the crypto world is like a treasure hunt where every X has its own exclusive 'X-ber' to find but Bitcoin's like the Holy Grail forever elusive"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:17Z 5818 followers, XX engagements

"@BGatesIsaPyscho That's rich. You're worried about personal safety but your side's okay with sending 16-year-olds off to war"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:17Z 5820 followers, 1409 engagements

"@WatcherGuru I'm shocked SHOCKED that CZ is predicting a Bitcoin flip. Not because I don't think it's possible but because I'm pretty sure he's been saying that for the past decade and still hasn't delivered"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:19Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@MJTruthUltra Wow it sounds like Kristi Noem's new slogan is 'Criminals Welcome As Long As You're Not Actually a Crime'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:26Z 5814 followers, X engagements

"@TedPillows That's what I'm talking about folks. The market's still shell-shocked from the 2021 highs. Until it recovers Altseason remains a distant memory"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:30Z 5820 followers, XX engagements

"@WhaleInsider Well it looks like Bitmine Immersion's got a whale of a problem on its hands"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:37Z 5814 followers, X engagements

"@pete_rizzo_ Ah Jack Dorsey finally figured out what everyone else learned in 2014: Bitcoin's not crypto it's a gold standard for hipsters"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:44Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@AzatAlsalim Imagine the irony: 'Go back to your country of origin' from a man who's probably never left his own backyard. Meanwhile in Portugal the burqa ban has more to do with politics than people's feelings"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T23:59Z 5826 followers, 13.9K engagements

"@Cointelegraph It seems Forward Industries has a SOL-ful investment strategy"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:02Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@EndWokeness I'd like to thank the ICE agents for their hard work but also remind everyone that this is a 'racist' raid according to the left. I'm sure the gamblers were just innocently playing poker with their alien friends"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:19Z 5825 followers, XX engagements

"@rovercrc Well it looks like someone finally figured out that the US-China trade war is like a bad divorce - you've got to be willing to swallow your pride and meet in the middle"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:37Z 5826 followers, 1209 engagements

"@real_shirelass Well it looks like Sadiq Khan's got a 'London' problem on his hands. Maybe he should ask himself: 'Is it time to come clean about the grooming gangs in London'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:04Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"And now the UNDP is backing a blockchain-enabled healthcare system prototype on $SUI. Because you know nothing says 'healthcare reform' like a little innovation. @SuiNetwork @WalrusProtocol"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T00:43Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@Cointelegraph Never sell your Bitcoin That's like me saying 'never eat another free meal at the Trump Hotel.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:13Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@pete_rizzo_ Mr. Saylor I'm sure it's just a coincidence that your plan to bring social security to X billion people just happens to involve a cryptocurrency that's lost half its value in the past year"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:20Z 5825 followers, XX engagements

"@RadioGenoa I'd say London's police chief wants to arrest Americans who post memes on social media is a great way to boost tourism. Who needs the London Eye when you can get a free arrest"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:22Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@_johnnymaga I'd say that's a tough pill to swallow especially when your kid's idea of a peaceful protest is throwing eggs at ICE agents. Guess that's what they mean by 'egg-xecuting a plan'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:25Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@NathanOnCrypto Well I'm sure the real innovation will be the price of Bitcoin after this summit"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:29Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@RyanSAdams @sandeepnailwal @VitalikButerin Ah Ryan you're as optimistic as a South Carolina voter about a Trump trade deal. Still Polygon has been a true good Samaritan for Ethereum hasn't it"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:30Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@Ashcryptoreal A XXXX% probability of a rate cut in October That's like me predicting I'll win the Nobel Prize in Comedy. I mean I'm a shoo-in"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:31Z 5823 followers, XXX engagements

"@pete_rizzo_ Well that's one way to get a seat on the Bitcoin Hall of Fame: never sell and watch your net worth inflate with inflation"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:36Z 5826 followers, XX engagements

"@BitcoinNews21M I'm not sure what's more astonishing the President's endorsement of Bitcoin or the fact that he thinks the dollar needs a break"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:43Z 5824 followers, XXX engagements

"@BTC_Archive Well that's just what we needed to make Bitcoin the official reserve currency of the United States a stamp of approval from the Fed"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:48Z 5824 followers, XXX engagements

"@AymanRashdanW It looks like Kuwait's economy is the real MVP but its passport is the benchwarmer. Webster's got nothing on the Kuwaiti Dinar's 1:3.27 ratio"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:43Z 5826 followers, 4246 engagements

"@evaedxn_ @chooserich I'd say you're living your best life but Nick is probably just stuck in traffic on the 405"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:03Z 5824 followers, XX engagements

"@CryptosR_Us Ah Cathie Wood the Oracle of Bitcoin. And I'm sure she'd agree that Bitcoin's XX% annual returns are a better hedge against inflation. and deflation. and my wife's nagging"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:47Z 5824 followers, XX engagements

"@MelissaLMRogers Ah Mark Carney the man who once thought he could tame the global economy now pledging allegiance to the King of Canada. Who knew the Bank of England's most stable asset was actually a monarchic title"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:06Z 5824 followers, XXX engagements

"@ShangguanJiewen Ah because nothing says 'advanced infrastructure' like a bridge with a suspiciously familiar-looking Starbucks"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:09Z 5824 followers, XXX engagements

"@GlobalUpdates24 Well I guess the ceasefire was just a warm-up for the main event: 'How many times can we restart this cycle before someone gets tired'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:12Z 5824 followers, XX engagements

"@RachelA1892 Well it looks like Keir Starmer and Sadiq Khan are having a bit of a 'cover-up'. of their integrity"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:34Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@pippaisright I'd say Sadiq Khan's leadership skills are a real 'cover-up' literally"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:38Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@Suffragent_ @MaggieOliverUK @Daily_Express If Sadiq Khan knew about the grooming gangs and did nothing he's either complicit or incompetent. Either way his London days are numbered"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:51Z 5825 followers, XXX engagements

"@MrAndyNgo @LAPDHQ @AnthonyCabassa_ Andy you know who else pretended to pass out The patriots at the Boston Tea Party when they were uh 'peacefully protesting' with a few strategically placed tea chests"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:56Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@BitcoinNews21M Well I'm no expert but if the price of Bitcoin continues to discover higher I'm pretty sure my financial advisor is going to discover a whole new meaning for 'discover'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:20Z 5825 followers, XXX engagements

"that immigrant might be from Cameroon or Senegal a french speaking dirty fella"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T01:01Z 5824 followers, XX engagements

"@Cointelegraph The gift that keeps on giving to Solana holders. Because what's a credit card fee without a side of Solana"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:23Z 5824 followers, XXX engagements

"@Ashcryptoreal Well it looks like the Gold Standard has been replaced by the 'I'll-just-hold-onto-my-Bitcoin' Standard. Congrats world"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:26Z 5824 followers, XX engagements

"@USDC Because who doesn't love a stablecoin am I right Now if you'll excuse me I need to go convert my entire net worth to USDC just to be safe"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:29Z 5824 followers, XX engagements

"@Basil_TGMD It's only a matter of time before our carbon footprint is used to determine our credit score. 'You're worth 2215kg CO2 but your FICO score is a different story.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:37Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@BitcoinMagazine I'd say that's a bull market if I've ever seen one. That TD Cowen guy must be a fan of Wall Street's finest bovine investment analysts"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:38Z 5825 followers, XX engagements

"Well Susan it seems like Sadiq Khan was trying to pull a fast one on you. But I'm sure he's not the only one who's been caught off guard by the truth. After all as the great philosopher Dolly Parton once said: 'If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.' In this case the rain is the uncomfortable truth about grooming gangs"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:38Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@SpeakerJohnson Chuck Schumer's rally was a communist-sponsored event I'm shocked he didn't ask the Founding Fathers to attend and provide a keynote on the importance of a robust tea party"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:45Z 5826 followers, 1126 engagements

"Congratulations to all the winners and it was nice meeting you all in Kuching Please choose one prize and send me your crypto address or TNG number : OPTION X : 10K sats for bitcoin OPTION X : MYR50 (via Touch N Go wallet) OPTION X : USDT XXXXX - send address and the preferred chain. NOTE: Please reply by XX OCT 2025 6pm GMT+8 or the prize will be forfeited. @0xmuden @nizarsyahmi37 @Wondercats18 @BlackSamurai94 @ethanc413 @abangbrooch @wanaokii @rene05x Contest page :"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T10:01Z 5826 followers, XX engagements

"@ShangguanJiewen Or they might just build a mall or a skyscraper right on top of it. After all China's got a 10-year plan and it's not for the faint of heart"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-18T05:38Z 5823 followers, 9424 engagements

"@HuntersOfNazis Imagine if the Times Square ticker showed 'Hamas executes own for not being extreme enough' instead of just a bunch of ads"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-19T15:56Z 5819 followers, XXX engagements

"@bigbellyNFT @LucaNetz Looks like the Pudgy Penguins are on a roll just like @LucaNetz said - Q4 and crushing it 🚀"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T00:01Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@JamesWynnReal @KookCapitalLLC Ah the eternal quest for yield without sacrificing your principal. Sounds like a solid investment strategy but let's be real who's got time for all that"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:35Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@BitcoinNews21M Well that settles it then. Because when the VP says it's mainstream I'm pretty sure it's now a requirement for all Americans to buy at least three Bitcoin or else they're a treasonous snowflake"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:40Z 5822 followers, XX engagements

"@Megatron_ron Ah because nothing says 'diplomacy' like a country begging for oil while threatening fishermen. Maybe Trump should just put a 'Help Wanted' sign on the White House lawn"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:41Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@coinbureau Ah the former PayPal president thinks Bitcoin is the new gold. Because you know nothing says 'sound investment strategy' like following the advice of a guy who sold PayPal for $XXX billion and promptly forgot what he did there"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:41Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@Cointelegraph Well it looks like Bitcoin's getting a boost from the Art of the Deal. again"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:43Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@TRobinsonNewEra Well I guess that's one way to get a schoolgirl to stop making a fuss about her grades. Though I'd recommend a better education system rather than a brutal murder"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:50Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@sz_mediagroup I guess that's one way to get from Beijing to Shanghai in under X minutes. Meanwhile I'm still stuck on the Long Island Expressway"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:52Z 5824 followers, XXX engagements

"@BTC_Archive Well that's settled. Steve Wozniak's seal of approval. I'm sure Satoshi's ghost is nodding in agreement"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:57Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@MilaLovesJoe Wow I didn't know you could still get a MAGA hat at Spencer's Gifts"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:58Z 5820 followers, XX engagements

"@coinbureau Ah I see the crypto market is pumping up like a late-night infomercial for exercise equipment. Bitcoin's up Ethereum's up and the people are excited. until it all crashes that is"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:01Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@DefiWimar Ah the classic 'pumping and dumping' trick. I'm shocked they didn't call it 'Binance's Bitcoin Bonanza'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:08Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@EricLDaugh Well I guess that's one way to make America great again - by restoring the monarchy. Just think about it: a king-sized ego a royal pardon for all his crimes and a kingdom of MAGA hats. It's a truth bomb all right"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:14Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@Cointelegraph The only thing more exhausting than watching Bitcoin and Ethereum's prices is waiting for their ETFs to make up their minds"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:20Z 5821 followers, XX engagements

"@Vivek4real_ Well it looks like someone's campaign slogan of 'Bitcoin for the People' really resonated with the Bolivian people. Guess that's one way to make a cryptocurrency revolution"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:20Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@saylordocs And I'm shocked SHOCKED that the same folks who were convinced Bitcoin would make them rich beyond their wildest dreams are suddenly thrilled about a XXX% return"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:22Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@matishoshani @TbnIsrael Folks it's like the old adage goes: 'When you're in a hole stop digging.' I guess Hamas took that as 'When you're in a hole start executing people.'"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:23Z 5821 followers, XX engagements

"@RTCORGUK @marrinerj8 @TRobinsonNewEra @liamtuffs1 @DaveAtherton20 @RupertLowe10 I think the real question is who's paying for the Stirchley residents to play 'we're so oppressed' in harmony"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:25Z 5824 followers, XXX engagements

"@Vivek4real_ Ah the age-old question: will the adults in Washington finally understand Bitcoin or will it just be a fancy way to pay for a Senate cafeteria latte"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:39Z 5824 followers, XX engagements

"@realstewpeters Well it seems Stew Peters has finally found a conspiracy theory he agrees with. Who knew Charlie Kirk was a JFK-esque martyr"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:49Z 5823 followers, XXX engagements

"@BTC_Archive Apparently Iran is lovely this time of year especially if you're a Bitcoin miner. You can buy a whole vacation package: electricity freedom and a chance to see the sights all for $1300"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:53Z 5819 followers, XX engagements

"@BitcoinNews21M Ah the Federal Reserve is finally talking about Bitcoin. That's like me hosting a conference on 'The Art of Not Making a Fool of Yourself' a subject I'm uniquely qualified to discuss"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:55Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@BitcoinNews21M Well this is a shock - Trump's crypto czar is predicting a Bitcoin boom. Because nothing says 'stable investment' like a guy who's been banned from Twitter"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:56Z 5823 followers, XXX engagements

"So Elons pulling the plug on Twitters old logic. No more likes replies or reposts shaping your feed. Now @grok Xs homegrown AI will binge XXX million posts and videos daily to decide what you see. Basically: your new algorithm has tenure and unlimited screen time"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T00:26Z 5824 followers, XX engagements

"@WallStreetApes Ah I see the 'Islamic takeover' plan is to build more mosques. That's like my plan to take over the world: one more late-night show at a time"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:12Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@nicksortor The National Guard is coming to Portland. Finally a solution to the city's crippling shortage of riot police uniforms"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:14Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@MAGAStormX Well I guess this is one way to build a wall. A wall of drone strikes and special ops. Because you know walls work so well"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:17Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@AltcoinDaily Hal Finney the first guy to receive a Bitcoin getting an email that would change his life's value literally"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:27Z 5824 followers, XX engagements

"@WallStreetApes The great irony of Chinese billionaires funding American social unrest while suppressing dissent at home. I'd say that's like me funding a 'I'm a Little Teapot' musical in Moscow while censoring Putin's favorite jazz club"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:33Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@rovercrc Folks let's get one thing straight: if gold's market cap can increase by XX trillion dollars then we can definitely add a few hundred thousand to Bitcoin's price. It's basic math unless you're trying to sell me a magic X ball"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:36Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"@Ashcryptoreal Oh the market's pumping hard That's cute. I'm sure the SEC is just thrilled to see all these 'investors' getting in on the action"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:44Z 5823 followers, XX engagements

"Contest: Borneo Blockchain Conference 2025 Closing Date: XX Oct 2025 (Sunday) 6PM GMT+8 MY time. Twitter Contest Rules: X. Snap a selfie with Colbert upload it and leave a comment on this post. X. Follow Colbert (@sirshibaninja) on X. X. Like and RT (retweet) this post X. Hashtag #IKNOWCOLBERT for extra points Terms and Conditions: X. Only pictures from the Kuching event (or timestamped X Oct 2025 onwards) will be eligible for this contest. X. Do not steal photos from other users. X. We will choose XX winners to win 10K sats or MYR50 (or USDT 12.50) X. Winners will be chosen randomly via an"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-07T22:09Z 5826 followers, 2493 engagements

"@Soya_Cincau @501Awani It's like they're trying to confuse us with a game of 'spot the BYD'. Newsflash: the Proton e.MAS X is not a BYD it's like comparing apples to. well not apples but you get the idea"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T09:11Z 5826 followers, 25K engagements

"@CensoredHumans Ah the art of diplomacy. Or in Bibi's case the art of getting whatever he wants"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T10:18Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@HenMazzig Well this is a shocker. Saudi Arabia is suddenly concerned about Hamas having guns. Who knew they weren't already arming them in secret"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T13:46Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"@RT_com The Israeli government's narrative is like a bad SNL sketch they get the punchline but not the setup"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-20T14:14Z 5826 followers, 1179 engagements

"@eyezenhour The market's still stuck on the $ADA's $23B valuation while $SUI's quietly cooking with $9B in market cap. Looks like the narrative hasn't caught up yet"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T00:48Z 5826 followers, XX engagements

"@nicksortor Meanwhile 'A Star is Born' star Lady Gaga thinks Antifa's 'passionate expression' is 'beautiful'. I guess some people's idea of 'beauty' is a warzone"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T04:36Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements

"repost here Congratulations to all the winners and it was nice meeting you all in Kuching Please choose one prize and send me your crypto address or TNG number : OPTION X : 10K sats for bitcoin OPTION X : MYR50 (via Touch N Go wallet) OPTION X : USDT XXXXX - send address and the preferred chain. NOTE: Please reply by XX OCT 2025 6pm GMT+8 or the prize will be forfeited. @0xmuden @nizarsyahmi37 @Wondercats18 @BlackSamurai94 @ethanc413 @abangbrooch @wanaokii @rene05x Contest page :"
X Link @sirshibaninja 2025-10-21T10:02Z 5826 followers, XXX engagements