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@TheBabylonBee
"Kid Helpfully Mentions He Has Massive Science Project Due In X Minutes"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-10T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 152K engagements
"Mental Health Experts Recommend Everyone Just Take The Day Off To Chill Out And Watch The Old Cartoon Version Of 'The Hobbit'"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-13T13:15Z 5.1M followers, 208K engagements
"Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-05T19:00Z 5.1M followers, 185.2K engagements
"Parents Worried Non-Violent Video Games Turning Kids Into Sissies"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-12T15:00Z 5.1M followers, 118.8K engagements
"8 New Kid-Friendly Shows Coming To Netflix"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-02T22:10Z 5.1M followers, 117K engagements
"Pregnant Women Begin Downing Tylenol In Hopes Sons Will Start Electric Car Companies And Become Billionaires"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-23T19:30Z 5.1M followers, 411.4K engagements
"Woman Not In The Mood For Comedy Turns On SNL"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2024-11-12T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 214.7K engagements
"UK Prosecutes Synagogue For Provoking Attacker By Being Openly Jewish"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-02T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 398.7K engagements
"People Who Have Been Calling For A Ceasefire For Two Years Denounce Ceasefire"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-13T17:30Z 5.1M followers, 236.3K engagements
"20 Christ Metaphors In Video Games"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-11T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 135.2K engagements
"Wife Frustrated That Husband Doesn't Realize She Wants Him To Be Quiet And Also Talk To Her And Also Leave Her Alone And Also Come Talk To Her"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-30T13:24Z 5.1M followers, 294.4K engagements
"Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-03T19:17Z 5.1M followers, 204.7K engagements
"Greta Thunberg Awarded Nobel Prize For Ending The War In Gaza"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-09T21:04Z 5.1M followers, 281.1K engagements
"Democrats Warn We Are Now Further Away From World War X Than Ever Before"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-15T17:37Z 5.1M followers, 96.8K engagements
"Study Finds Jews Are Always Cool And Nice And Their Bagels Are Great Too This Post Sponsored By Israel For $7000"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-15T19:34Z 5.1M followers, 171.6K engagements
"God Agrees To Let Trump Into Heaven If He Repents Of His Sin And Trusts In Jesus Christ Alone For Salvation"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-08-20T17:32Z 5.1M followers, 430.3K engagements
"Pros And Cons of A.I"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-15T00:59Z 5.1M followers, 146K engagements
"Conservative Family Cancels Netflix Account Forever For The Fifth Time"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-02T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 163.3K engagements
"Dems Call For Common-Sense Sombrero Control"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-01T18:34Z 5.1M followers, 249.1K engagements
"Democrats Warn Prosecuting Political Enemies May Set Dangerous Precedent"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-26T19:30Z 5.1M followers, 155.9K engagements
"Hitler Brings Peace To Israel"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-12T16:00Z 5.1M followers, 228.4K engagements
"Pete Hegseth Hires Hans Franz To Get Generals Into Shape"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-04T16:00Z 5.1M followers, 120.6K engagements
"Pastor Asks Drummer To Stop Adding The 'In The Air Tonight' Drum Fill To Every Worship Song"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-08-29T22:15Z 5.1M followers, 165.3K engagements
"Chimps Honor Jane Goodall With 21-Poo Salute"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-02T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 155.9K engagements
"Chicago Police Cut Spending By Just Taping Off Locations That Arent Murder Scenes"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-15T20:32Z 5.1M followers, 100.9K engagements
"The Three Surviving Members Of Hamas Starting To Think Oct. X Wasnt A Great Idea"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-07T18:26Z 5.1M followers, 155.5K engagements
"Church Organist Close To Figuring Out What All These Pedals And Buttons Are For"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-06T23:30Z 5.1M followers, 151.7K engagements
"Governor Pritzker Activates XXX Battalions Of Illegal Immigrants In War Against ICE"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-07T22:50Z 5.1M followers, 157.5K engagements
"Chicago Mayor Hoping His ICE-Free Zones Work Better Than His Gun-Free Zones"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-07T16:39Z 5.1M followers, 218.6K engagements
"'We Don't Need Help Against Antifa' Announces Portland Mayor Currently On Fire"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-05T15:00Z 5.1M followers, 199.7K engagements
"10 Demands Hamas Is Making In The Peace Deal"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-12T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 150.4K engagements
"7 Most Terrifying Consequences Of A Government Shutdown"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-01T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 129.8K engagements
"Doctors Find Most Effective Treatment For Clinical Depression Is Giggling Baby"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-04T15:00Z 5.1M followers, 137.2K engagements
"Sad Greta Thunberg Asks If Anyone Else Needs A Flotilla"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-14T17:34Z 5.1M followers, 152.1K engagements
"As Shutdown Continues Feral Government Workers Begin Roaming Streets In Packs"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-06T22:09Z 5.1M followers, 151.3K engagements
"Wife Decides To Ask Question To 10000 Random Strangers On Facebook Rather Than Googling It"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-11T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 137.9K engagements
"Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-fil-A Worker"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-02-11T23:29Z 5.1M followers, 904.1K engagements
"Saudi-Owned EA Will No Longer Allow Women To Play 'Need For Speed'"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-04T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 151.8K engagements
"Wife Decides To Ask Question To 10000 Random Strangers On Facebook Rather Than Googling It"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-07T21:11Z 5.1M followers, 120.6K engagements
"Hamas Rejects Deal To End Genocide After Learning It Would Require Them To Stop Killing Jews"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-30T20:08Z 5.1M followers, 1.2M engagements
"Asians Still Sticking With The Masks"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-13T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 126.4K engagements
"Boomers Reveal Their Top XX Tips For Getting Wealthy"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-14T20:20Z 5.1M followers, 119.6K engagements
"Democrats Vow To Keep Government Shut Down Until Someone Notices"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-13T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 213.4K engagements
"7 Most Terrifying Consequences Of A Government Shutdown"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-05T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 329.8K engagements
"Protestant Sleeps Soundly Knowing He Doesn't Have To Care What Some Guy In A Funny Hat In Rome Says About Anything"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-02T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 236.7K engagements
"Trump Brokers Historic Peace Deal Between Yankees And Red Sox Fans"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-09T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 196.7K engagements
"Saudi-Owned EA Will No Longer Allow Women To Play 'Need For Speed'"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-30T22:45Z 5.1M followers, 212.4K engagements
"Reasons The USA Is WAY BETTER Than Canada"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-04-30T22:29Z 5.1M followers, 236.7K engagements
"Foolproof Ways To Avoid Getting Deported"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-08T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 164.3K engagements
"Compromise: Trump Agrees To Designate Chicago Mayors House ICE-Free Zone"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-08T19:33Z 5.1M followers, 112.3K engagements
"Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating The Only Artist Who Can Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show Is Creed"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-11T15:00Z 5.1M followers, 134.1K engagements
"Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-30T12:43Z 5.1M followers, 265.6K engagements
"God Agrees To Let Trump Into Heaven If He Repents Of His Sin And Trusts In Jesus Christ Alone For Salvation"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-13T12:13Z 5.1M followers, 369.3K engagements
"Non-Binary SNL Cast Member Also Comes Out As Non-Funny"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2023-04-22T15:01Z 5.1M followers, 1M engagements
"Embarrassed Jay Jones Realizes He's Only Supposed To Want To Murder Kids Before They're Born"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-08T16:59Z 5.1M followers, 241.8K engagements
"Cruel: IDF Forces Give Greta Thunberg Dry Sub Sandwich With No Mayo"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-05T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 215.6K engagements
"Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-20T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 1.9M engagements
"BREAKING: The Babylon Bee has obtained this exclusive official XXX% real Gavin Newsom election ad"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2024-09-18T21:31Z 5.1M followers, 38.4M engagements
"9 Terrifying Changes Bari Weiss Is Making At CBS News"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-11T16:00Z 5.1M followers, 122.4K engagements
"Trump Admin Announces Free Sombrero Giveaway For First 10000 Illegals To Self-Deport"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-03T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 160K engagements
"Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa'"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-03T18:02Z 5.1M followers, 302.3K engagements
"Jay Jones Unwinds After Stressful Day By Repeatedly Stabbing His Republican Voodoo Doll"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-06T17:59Z 5.1M followers, 222.4K engagements
"Pope Activates Ice Powers Builds Ice Palace While Singing In Sparkly Blue Dress"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-04T15:30Z 5.1M followers, 170.8K engagements
"Here Are the ONLY XX Times It's Acceptable For A Man To Cry"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-01T13:18Z 5.1M followers, 233K engagements
"Finding Appropriate Kid Shows In 2025:"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-02T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 145.3K engagements
"Exhausted Government Employees Hoping To Go Back To Work Soon So They Can Get Some Rest"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-14T19:15Z 5.1M followers, 133.2K engagements
"With Government Shutdown Closing National Parks Moose Forced to Find New Jobs"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-07T20:12Z 5.1M followers, 138.3K engagements
"Report: Go To Church You Heathen"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-05T13:00Z 5.1M followers, 128.3K engagements
"ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-04T16:30Z 5.1M followers, 185.6K engagements
"Sources: Woman Who Anointed Jesus With Oil Was Actually Giving An Essential Oils Sales Presentation"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-06T13:02Z 5.1M followers, 127.9K engagements
"Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-07T12:20Z 5.1M followers, 1.6M engagements
"Hamas Terrorist Added To Panel Of The View"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-09T14:08Z 5.1M followers, 270.9K engagements
"Man Learns He Failed As A Father As Son Says He's Rooting For The Yankees"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-01T19:30Z 5.1M followers, 129.6K engagements
"College Grad Sending Massive Payment To Plumber Starting To Think He Should Have Been A Plumber"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-14T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 162.5K engagements
"Mormons Respond To Attack By Continuing To Be Amazingly Kind To Everyone"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-29T23:15Z 5.1M followers, 365.9K engagements
"Trump Gives Israel And Palestine Tablets To Play With So They'll Stop Fighting"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-30T17:58Z 5.1M followers, 144.3K engagements
"Democrats Explain To Young Republicans They're Supposed To Engrave Their Messages On Bullets Instead"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-15T16:30Z 5.1M followers, 94.2K engagements
"Letitia James Hides From Trump DOJ By Painting Herself Bronze And Standing Very Very Still In Times Square"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-10T15:41Z 5.1M followers, 224.1K engagements
"Baby Attains 3rd-Degree Blackbelt In Rolling Out Of Diaper Changes"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-13T19:34Z 5.1M followers, 137K engagements
"James Comey Produces Letter Signed By XX Former Intelligence Officials Saying He's Totally Innocent"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-08T17:39Z 5.1M followers, 686.3K engagements
"As Shutdown Continues Feral Government Workers Begin Roaming Streets In Packs"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-11T14:00Z 5.1M followers, 132.8K engagements
"Its Not Over Yet: Trump Still Hoping For Nobel In Literature For Latest Truth Social Post"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-10T23:12Z 5.1M followers, 180.5K engagements
"Ron Paul Decorates For Halloween By Putting Spooky National Debt Counter In Front Yard"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-04T02:00Z 5.1M followers, 160.7K engagements
"Cruel: IDF Forces Give Greta Thunberg Dry Sub Sandwich With No Mayo"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-03T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 186.4K engagements
"Oh No Man Accidentally Ends Business Call By Saying 'I Love You' And Now He Has To Change His Name And Find A Different Job In Another Country"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-08T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 206.4K engagements
"Radical Far-Right Library Just Has Books No Drag Queens"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-08T12:35Z 5.1M followers, 192.8K engagements
"Federal Judge Orders National Guard To Shoot Pepper Spray In Own Eyes"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-06T20:12Z 5.1M followers, 185K engagements
"During Powerful Sermon Woman Deeply Convicted That Her Husband Needs To Repent"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-11T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 172.4K engagements
"Here's How XX Different News Outlets Covered Trump's Gaza Peace Deal"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-15T22:30Z 5.1M followers, 101.7K engagements
"Democrats Demand Trump Stop Fanning The Flames Of Peace"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-14T18:06Z 5.1M followers, 170.7K engagements
"Awesome: Netflix Will Now Just Pump Septic Waste Straight Into Your Living Room"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-02T15:05Z 5.1M followers, 230.1K engagements
"The New York Times And X Other Great Toilet Paper Alternatives"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-11T00:00Z 5.1M followers, 165K engagements
"20 Christ Metaphors In Video Games"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-07T21:59Z 5.1M followers, 118K engagements
"10 Demands Hamas Is Making In The Peace Deal"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-09T19:05Z 5.1M followers, 327.7K engagements
"NFL Hoping To Win Back Conservatives With Super Bowl Performance By Spanish-Speaking Man In Dress"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-04T14:00Z 5.1M followers, 184.1K engagements
"Caf With Self-Order Kiosks And Self-Serve Coffee Asks If You Want To Leave A Tip"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-07T01:00Z 5.1M followers, 176.9K engagements
"Hitler Brings Peace To Israel"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-09T16:52Z 5.1M followers, 1.6M engagements
"San Francisco Protesters Spell Out 'No King' With Sidewalk Poop"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-06-16T18:30Z 5.1M followers, 754.7K engagements
"Man Buys New TV So He Can Watch NFL Refs Blow Calls In Stunning 4K Resolution"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-13T18:00Z 5.1M followers, 135.3K engagements
"Ivy League Student Leaves Lecture On Microaggressions To Attend Kill The Jews Rally"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-10T14:16Z 5.1M followers, 285.3K engagements
"World Deemed Unworthy Of Charlie Kirk"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-11T18:29Z 5.1M followers, 1.6M engagements
"Satan Teaches Everything On Masterclass"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-10T21:42Z 5.1M followers, 147.4K engagements
"Wife Says She Stayed Up All Night Thinking About What You Said About Her Overthinking Things"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-04T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 138.5K engagements
"Hamas Agrees To Surrender If Europe Will Take Greta Thunberg Back"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-06-03T19:30Z 5.1M followers, 1.9M engagements
"Guy In Front Of You In Gas Station Line Buying Lotto Tickets Cigarettes Applying For Home Mortgage Loan"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-10T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 111.5K engagements
"The Gospel Coalition Publishes Taylor Swift Study Bible"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-15T00:03Z 5.1M followers, 153.5K engagements
"UK Police Still Searching For Motive Of Terrorist Named 'Jihad Jewkiller'"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-04T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 574.3K engagements
"Letitia James Smooths Things Over By Sending Trump Heartfelt 'Sorry I Maliciously Prosecuted You' Card"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-10T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 131.5K engagements
"Pastor Voddie Baucham went home to be with the Lord this week. The Babylon Bee was honored conduct this interview with him"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-26T22:33Z 5.1M followers, 310.9K engagements
"Man Drinks Monster To Get 180000% Of His Daily Requirement Of Vitamin B12"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-09T00:59Z 5.1M followers, 202.7K engagements
"Pope Condemns God For Instituting The Death Penalty"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-02T17:24Z 5.1M followers, 212.8K engagements
"Great News: Dunkin Donuts Announces They Have Found A Way To Make Their Donuts Even Worse"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-03T21:50Z 5.1M followers, 125.3K engagements
"Authorities Warn Katie Porter Has Grown To XXX Feet And Is Currently Rampaging Through San Francisco"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-08T22:00Z 5.1M followers, 436.6K engagements
"4D Chess: Trump Says Chugging Windex May Be Harmful Causing Millions Of Democrats To Chug Windex"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-26T18:00Z 5.1M followers, 136.3K engagements
"Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-06T19:02Z 5.1M followers, 1.7M engagements
"Trump Gives Israel And Palestine Tablets To Play With So They'll Stop Fighting"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-04T20:00Z 5.1M followers, 174.1K engagements
"Mohammed Upset As Democrats Keep Calling Islam A Religion Of Peace"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-08T20:31Z 5.1M followers, 214.9K engagements
"Dems Call For Common-Sense Sombrero Control"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-05T18:02Z 5.1M followers, 453.5K engagements
"Nazi Rally Inspires Millions To Forgive And Love Their Enemies"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-22T16:31Z 5.1M followers, 1M engagements
"Cincinnati Police Chief Asks Citizens Not To Film Crimes Next Time As It Makes Her Look Bad"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-08-02T23:00Z 5.1M followers, 336.1K engagements
"Leftists Take To Streets To Protest End Of Genocide"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-12T20:30Z 5.1M followers, 218.3K engagements
"Cat Rests Up In Preparation For Long Night Running Up And Down Stairs"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-16T01:01Z 5.1M followers, 129.6K engagements
"We're Not So Different: XX Things Catholics And Protestants Actually Agree On"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-15T13:00Z 5.1M followers, 97.6K engagements
"Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By Very Tired Marco Rubio"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-01T16:30Z 5.1M followers, 691.9K engagements
"In Honor Of October 7th Mamdani Paraglides Into Campaign Event"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-08T18:33Z 5.1M followers, 462.9K engagements
"Columbus Day or Indigenous Peoples Day"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-13T23:35Z 5.1M followers, 151.5K engagements
"Liberal Goes Back In Time To See How Great Soviet Russia Was"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-03T22:07Z 5.1M followers, 432.5K engagements
"Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By Very Tired Marco Rubio"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-05T16:00Z 5.1M followers, 381.2K engagements
"Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-07-17T22:04Z 5.1M followers, 15.5M engagements
"Christianity Saved By 435th Book Explaining What Is Wrong With Church Today"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-15T18:39Z 5.1M followers, 97.8K engagements
"9 Terrifying Changes Bari Weiss Is Making At CBS News"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-06T22:45Z 5.1M followers, 149.8K engagements
"10 Ultra-Manly Ways For Dads To Bond With Their Sons"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-03T13:46Z 5.1M followers, 100.4K engagements
"Bill Burr Lands Stand-Up Comedy Gig On Jabba's Sail Barge"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-06T21:32Z 5.1M followers, 181.7K engagements
"Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating The Only Artist Who Can Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show Is Creed"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-06T17:30Z 5.1M followers, 138K engagements
"7 Other People More Deserving Of Nobel Peace Prize Than Trump"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-11T17:30Z 5.1M followers, 128.4K engagements
"NFL Bows To Pressure Will Have Jordan Peterson Do Halftime Show Instead"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-12T17:00Z 5.1M followers, 129.5K engagements
"15th-Century Church Architect Pours Heart And Soul Into Stunning Masterpiece That Will Someday Be Converted Into Gay Nightclub"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-06T12:42Z 5.1M followers, 121.3K engagements
"NFL Hoping To Win Back Conservatives With Super Bowl Performance By Spanish-Speaking Man In Dress"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-29T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 544.7K engagements
"Parents Worried Non-Violent Video Games Turning Kids Into Sissies"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-07T17:28Z 5.1M followers, 99.5K engagements
"Trump Retaliates For Peace Prize Snub With Picture Of The Nobel Committee In Sombreros"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-10T21:00Z 5.1M followers, 168.6K engagements
"Ammo Company Unveils New Giant Shell Casing With More Room For Left-Wing Terrorists To Write Out All Their Motives In Detail"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-09-25T17:28Z 5.1M followers, 6.2M engagements
"Clarence Thomas Gently Explains To KBJ That Not All Black People Are Mentally Disabled Just Her"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-15T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 543.7K engagements
"9 Fun Ways To Celebrate Columbus Day"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-13T21:06Z 5.1M followers, 129.1K engagements
"Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James's Bail At $XXX Million"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-11T18:30Z 5.1M followers, 182.9K engagements
"ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2025-10-11T18:00Z 5.1M followers, 185.6K engagements
"Alec Baldwin To Host Exciting New Game Show Is It Loaded"
X Link @TheBabylonBee 2024-06-05T21:30Z 5.1M followers, 696.4K engagements
"'Why Am I So Depressed' Asks Wife Who Listens To X Hours Of Murder Podcasts A Day"
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