[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]

@TheBabylonBee "Ten Obvious Signs Of White Supremacy In 'The Lord of the Rings'"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-23 12:04:26 UTC 5M followers, 111.2K engagements

"Grok Waifu Accepts Jesus As Lord And Savior"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 22:45:19 UTC 5M followers, 313K engagements

"Mamdani Clarifies He Is Not A Communist He Merely Wants To Seize The Means Of Production And Put All The Capitalists In Gulags"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-30 20:30:20 UTC 5M followers, 810.9K engagements

"White House Asks Judge If There's Anything The President Is Actually Allowed To Do"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-05-29 20:11:48 UTC 5M followers, 812K engagements

"Hosts Of 'The View' Go On Hiatus To Tear Unwary Sailors Apart With Their Talons"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-24 22:30:06 UTC 5M followers, 142.8K engagements

"Staff Politely Inform JD Vance The Park Is Closing And He'll Have To Get Off Ariel's Undersea Adventure Now"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 17:33:36 UTC 5M followers, 132.5K engagements

"New WNBA Video Game Adds Option To Shiv Caitlin Clark"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-13 18:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 198.2K engagements

"Winning: DOJ Announces They Have Arrested Man Responsible For Creating Microsoft OneDrive"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-20 22:00:28 UTC 5M followers, 414.7K engagements

"Friend Assures You TV Show Gets Really Good If You Can Just Push Through X Bad Seasons"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 00:00:10 UTC 5M followers, 154.3K engagements

"Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2024-12-11 17:00:03 UTC 5M followers, 1.8M engagements

"Sorry Excuse For American Hasn't Blown Off Single Finger With Fireworks"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-04 19:30:13 UTC 5M followers, 157.9K engagements

"Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 19:30:07 UTC 5M followers, 537K engagements

"Gay Couple Presents Surrogate Mother With Gift Of Beautiful Red Robe"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-11 00:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 230.6K engagements

"Winning: DOJ Announces They Have Arrested Man Responsible For Creating Microsoft OneDrive"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 19:37:45 UTC 5M followers, 476.8K engagements

"Democrats Confused By Parades Without Any Naked People Or Sex Toys"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-04 18:00:21 UTC 5M followers, 1.7M engagements

"WSJ Reveals Trump Once Wrote 'BOOBS' On A Calculator And Showed It To Epstein"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 18:32:56 UTC 5M followers, 299.8K engagements

"10 Exciting Changes Disney Is Bringing To The Indiana Jones Reboot"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-03 22:40:11 UTC 5M followers, 176.6K engagements

"TikTokker Furious As No One Has Ogled Her At Gym All Morning"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 00:00:07 UTC 5M followers, 183.4K engagements

"Disheveled Colbert Seen Holding Up Cardboard Sign 'Will Yell About Trump For Cash'"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-23 17:59:09 UTC 5M followers, 173.3K engagements

"Bidens Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-20 16:00:25 UTC 5M followers, 135.7K engagements

"Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 12:01:31 UTC 5M followers, 303.8K engagements

"Tragic: Rabid Stephen Colbert Forced To Be Put Down"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 12:26:23 UTC 5M followers, 205.3K engagements

"Man Standing Before God Explains How Much Worse The Other Political Party Was"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-24 14:01:17 UTC 5M followers, 129.5K engagements

"Slaves Dutifully Sew 'Pay Us What You Owe Us' On Shirts For Professional Athletes"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-23 19:00:05 UTC 5M followers, 174.1K engagements

"Scientist At 7th Jurassic Park Asks If Maybe They Should Just Make Papier-Mch Dinosaurs This Time"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 18:30:10 UTC 5M followers, 153.6K engagements

"'Everyone I've Ever Dated Was A Narcissist' Says Woman Who Is Clearly A Narcissist"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-24 01:00:06 UTC 5M followers, 170.4K engagements

"9 Books That Barely Missed Being Included In The Bible"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 01:00:18 UTC 5M followers, 186.5K engagements

"10 Ways An AI Wife Is Better Than A Real One"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-23 21:30:08 UTC 5M followers, 144K engagements

"10 Great Excuses For Not Reading Your Bible"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-25 12:28:12 UTC 5M followers, 111.4K engagements

"Scoville Releases Separate Spiciness Scale For White People"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-22 01:00:14 UTC 5M followers, 229.5K engagements

"Biblical Prophecy Fulfilled Chick-Fil-A Opens New Temple Mount Location"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-07 19:31:01 UTC 5M followers, 153K engagements

"FBI Hires Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 12:51:43 UTC 5M followers, 582.3K engagements

"Hulk Hogan Makes Surprise Entrance To Challenge Jacob To Wrestling Match"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-24 19:53:50 UTC 5M followers, 547.5K engagements

"9 Killer Gifts Your Husband Secretly Wants But Isnt Telling You"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 21:30:29 UTC 5M followers, 177.9K engagements

"UK Muslims Demand Voting Age Be Lowered To XX So Their Wives Can Vote"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-17 20:45:11 UTC 5M followers, 692.3K engagements

"Frightening Rise In Anti-Semitism Blamed On The Jews"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-11 14:52:11 UTC 5M followers, 715.7K engagements

"Scandal: WSJ Reports Trumps Name Appears In Their Article About The Epstein Files"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-25 18:30:08 UTC 5M followers, 107.7K engagements

"Trump Institutes Military Draft For Everyone With Ukraine Flag In Their Facebook Profile"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-03-03 17:28:23 UTC 5M followers, 48.4M engagements

"Life Hack: Do Whatever Despicable Thing You Want And When People Call You Out Just Hit 'Em With The 'Judge Not'"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 22:30:37 UTC 5M followers, 222.2K engagements

"8 Ingenious New Life Hacks Discovered By Gen Z"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 21:30:12 UTC 5M followers, 165.2K engagements

"Following Death Of Ozzy Osbourne England Overrun With Millions Of Bats"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-23 22:30:07 UTC 5M followers, 140.2K engagements

"Frightening Rise In Anti-Semitism Blamed On The Jews"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 13:19:46 UTC 5M followers, 228.2K engagements

"Bible Scholars Now Believe The Seventh Seal In The Book Of Revelation Is The Full Release Of The Epstein List"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 23:08:25 UTC 5M followers, 251.4K engagements

"Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-02-14 18:14:29 UTC 5M followers, 59.4M engagements

"Man Who Vowed To Release Epstein Files Berates Idiots For Believing There Are Epstein Files"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 18:32:44 UTC 5M followers, 2.1M engagements

"Three Hours Into Explanation Woman Regrets Asking Husband Why They Didn't Fly The Eagles To Mordor"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-10 01:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 217.2K engagements

"7 Signs You Might Have Been Radicalized On Facebook"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-04 01:00:21 UTC 5M followers, 156.1K engagements

"10 Biggest Adjustments Fleeing Californians Have To Make In Their New States"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 15:04:46 UTC 5M followers, 153.7K engagements

"Ben Shapiro Delivers Scathing 'Barbie' Review To Confused Dunkin' Donuts Drive-Thru Attendant"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-23 12:49:19 UTC 5M followers, 145.1K engagements

"Man Wants However Many Deportations Are Needed For Him To No Longer Have To Press X For English"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 20:00:21 UTC 5M followers, 279.6K engagements

"Elmo Leads Division Of Panzers Across Polish Border"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 19:45:17 UTC 5M followers, 301.1K engagements

"Guy Groping Women At Comic Con Swears He Was Just Cosplaying As Pedro Pascal"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-25 19:30:14 UTC 5M followers, 180.8K engagements

"Wellness Check Called In On Elon Musk After He Doesn't Post On X For Over XX Minutes"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2024-12-13 23:15:02 UTC 5M followers, 42.5M engagements

"Republicans Celebrate $X Billion In Spending Cuts After Passing Bill That Adds $X Trillion To National Debt"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-20 21:00:19 UTC 5M followers, 190.5K engagements

"Biden Excited to See What Autopen Comes Up With For His Memoir"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-24 18:04:25 UTC 5M followers, 285.6K engagements

"Lifes Struggles Causing Atheist To Lose His Faith In The Existence Of Nothing"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-11 19:45:10 UTC 5M followers, 179K engagements

"Top XX Fallback Jobs For Laid-Off IRS Workers"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-24 21:00:11 UTC 5M followers, 126K engagements

"UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who Youre Allowed To Be Racist Against"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-01 22:45:11 UTC 5M followers, 188.4K engagements

"Media Unconcerned With Circulation To Biden's Brain Deeply Concerned About Circulation To Trump's Ankles"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 21:30:11 UTC 5M followers, 240.8K engagements

"FBI Closes Several High-Profile Cases Including Epstein"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 21:04:19 UTC 5M followers, 960.2K engagements

"To Calm Everyone Down Here Is A Picture Of A Bagel You Cannot Possibly Argue About"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-21 19:31:30 UTC 5M followers, 443.1K engagements

"Transgender Women's Soccer Player Outed On Free Kick"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 01:00:07 UTC 5M followers, 314.4K engagements

"David And Bathsheba Caught On Kiss Cam At Concert"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 13:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 172.1K engagements

"Doctor Reassures Nervous Patient This Procedure Will Make Him Truckload Of Money"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 17:00:12 UTC 5M followers, 230.9K engagements

"FASCISM ALERT: Show That Wasn't Making Money Canceled"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 22:00:14 UTC 5M followers, 171.2K engagements

"'I Don't Know If America Should Be Involved In Another Middle Eastern War' Says Raging Antisemite"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-19 18:41:52 UTC 5M followers, 2.8M engagements

"Long Line For Bathroom As Theres Only One Fire Hydrant Outside Furry Convention"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-20 14:00:22 UTC 5M followers, 147.9K engagements

"Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get To Shoot People At Gun Ranges"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2024-10-23 16:10:24 UTC 5M followers, 706.6K engagements

"Bondi Explains She Was Going To Release The Epstein Files But Then Some Pedophiles Asked Her Not To"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 19:00:25 UTC 5M followers, 1.5M engagements

"Christians Decide To Put Aside Their Petty Differences And Unite For The Gospel (Haha Just Kidding Were Fighting Each Other Online)"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 18:00:24 UTC 5M followers, 145K engagements

"FASCISM ALERT: Show That Wasn't Making Money Canceled"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 22:30:21 UTC 5M followers, 335.4K engagements

"Ten Ideas For Better Shows To Replace 'The Late Show' With Stephen Colbert"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 18:30:06 UTC 5M followers, 139.7K engagements

"Bear On California State Flag Moves To Texas"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 18:45:32 UTC 5M followers, 1.1M engagements

"To Secure Funding For Stadium Washington Commanders Change Name To 'Washington Bloodthirsty Injuns'"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 18:00:12 UTC 5M followers, 128.2K engagements

"Password Bot Admits It Sometimes Says 'Incorrect Password' On Your First Try Just To Mess With You"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 01:00:12 UTC 5M followers, 367.9K engagements

"To Secure Funding For Stadium Washington Commanders Change Name To 'Washington Bloodthirsty Injuns'"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 21:00:14 UTC 5M followers, 209.5K engagements

"Uber To Begin Offering Riders Choice Of Woman Driver Or Good Driver"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-23 19:45:03 UTC 5M followers, 212.9K engagements

"Buckle Up Amigos: Dad Just Put On His Headlamp"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 21:45:13 UTC 5M followers, 165.6K engagements

"Elmo Decries Defunding Of PBS As A Jewish Conspiracy"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 21:00:11 UTC 5M followers, 128.8K engagements

"8 Ingenious New Life Hacks Discovered By Gen Z"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 16:00:26 UTC 5M followers, 139.6K engagements

"Trump Honors Gay Community By Attending Soccer Match"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 17:44:18 UTC 5M followers, 431.4K engagements

"Tucker Interviews Saruman To Talk About Rohans Warmongering"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-05 22:51:49 UTC 5M followers, 1.7M engagements

"The Resistance Upset As Government Gets Smaller"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 16:00:17 UTC 5M followers, 105.5K engagements

"Trump Announces He Has Acquired Giant Anime Sword In Japanese Trade Deal"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-23 20:30:08 UTC 5M followers, 290K engagements

"Justice Roberts Gives KBJ A Magna Doodle To Keep Her Busy During Oral Arguments"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 19:00:23 UTC 5M followers, 181.8K engagements

"Newsom Says Its His Duty To Represent The Illegal Immigrants Who Elected Him"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-12 16:30:10 UTC 5M followers, 54M engagements

"Nations Lesbians Announce Plan To Go To The Zoo Today"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 16:30:14 UTC 5M followers, 109.6K engagements

"In Major Disaster For Humanity Facebook Comes Back Online"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2021-10-05 01:02:54 UTC 5M followers, 11.4K engagements

"To Make Games More Interesting WNBA To Switch To Little Tikes Hoop"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 16:17:14 UTC 5M followers, 174.8K engagements

"Obama Awarded Nobel Prize For Exemplary Work Planning Russian Collusion Hoax"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 20:00:08 UTC 5M followers, 344.8K engagements

"After PBS Defunded All Sesame Street Characters Forced To Move In With Oscar"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-17 13:25:22 UTC 5M followers, 233.4K engagements

"TSA Announces Passengers No Longer Have To Remove Their Shoes Before Being Fondled"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-09 17:00:13 UTC 5M followers, 241.3K engagements

"Terrifying Weapons British Police Confiscate"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-01 19:09:46 UTC 5M followers, 193.6K engagements

"Terrifying Study Reveals There Are Still People Getting Vaccinated For COVID"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-17 21:45:09 UTC 5M followers, 166.3K engagements

"Ford Debuts Worlds First Autonomous Car To Leave Factory And Drive Straight To Shop For Repairs"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-05 17:00:25 UTC 5M followers, 388.7K engagements

"Israel Levels Sesame Street With Targeted Airstrikes"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-17 18:43:13 UTC 5M followers, 371.2K engagements

"Get A Load Of This Dweeb Who Still Thinks We Care About What The Constitution Says"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-24 22:00:44 UTC 5M followers, 516.7K engagements

"Inspiring: This Man Became A Successful Writer Despite His Parents Naming Him 'Clive Staples'"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-22 13:39:25 UTC 5M followers, 103.9K engagements

"Disqualified Lia Thomas Asks If He Can Still Just Hang Out Naked In The Olympic Womens Locker Rooms"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-02 15:41:48 UTC 5M followers, 2.7M engagements

"Iran Posts Image Showcasing Its Clean Peaceful Nuclear Energy Program"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 13:00:27 UTC 5M followers, 155.9K engagements

"Uber To Begin Offering Not An Asian Option"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-25 22:30:05 UTC 5M followers, 166.5K engagements

"WSJ Reveals Trump Once Wrote 'BOOBS' On A Calculator And Showed It To Epstein"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 14:00:14 UTC 5M followers, 201.2K engagements

"Gaza Said To Be Starving But Not 'Release The Hostages' Starving"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-25 18:03:48 UTC 5M followers, 1.8M engagements

"Family Goes On Vacation To See What Urgent Cares Look Like In Other States"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-08 01:00:38 UTC 5M followers, 216.4K engagements

"Newsom Founds Underground Railroad To Help Mexican Kids Travel To Work The Marijuana Farms"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 18:55:54 UTC 5M followers, 531.1K engagements

"150-Pound Jabba The Hut Denies Using Ozempic"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 16:42:14 UTC 5M followers, 517.5K engagements

"LA Dodgers Announce MS-13 Bobblehead Night"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 00:00:01 UTC 5M followers, 142.9K engagements

"Man Who Vowed To Release Epstein Files Berates Idiots For Believing There Are Epstein Files"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-20 15:00:24 UTC 5M followers, 419.2K engagements

"Tasmanian Devil Continues To Disappoint Zoo Guests"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-25 15:08:44 UTC 5M followers, 142.1K engagements

"9 Movies That Should Be Part Of The Biblical Canon"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-17 22:54:17 UTC 5M followers, 115.8K engagements

"10 Animals We Should Be More Suspicious Of"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-22 20:49:40 UTC 5M followers, 122.2K engagements

"Trump Is Forcing These Teams To Change Their Names"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-24 22:00:00 UTC 5M followers, 104.4K engagements

"Iran Posts Image Showcasing Its Clean Peaceful Nuclear Energy Program"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-13 00:07:36 UTC 5M followers, 346.1K engagements

"Husband Has No Idea If This Is A Fight Or Not"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-24 12:30:48 UTC 5M followers, 130.2K engagements

"Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary State For Child Slavery"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-13 16:00:23 UTC 5M followers, 386.9K engagements

"Liberals Run In Terror As Pride Flags Replaced With American Flags"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-01 12:30:11 UTC 5M followers, 328.1K engagements

"10 More States Announce Fun Migrant Prisons"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-02 22:45:20 UTC 5M followers, 1.4M engagements

"Strange Increase In Volume Of Congregational Singing Noted When Worship Leader Slips In Old Hymn"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 01:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 207.9K engagements

"Ozzy Clarifies To St. Peter He Was Just Joking About The Whole Satanism Thing"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-22 19:44:04 UTC 5M followers, 516.5K engagements

"Winning: Trump Announces Mexican Coke Will Now Be Made In America"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-17 16:35:47 UTC 5M followers, 188.4K engagements

"St. Peter Learning A Lot About The Bible From This John MacArthur Fellow"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 22:00:32 UTC 5M followers, 161.4K engagements

"Republicans Unveil Debt Plan: Transfer Balance To Capital One Credit Card With X% Intro APR"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-10 16:53:48 UTC 5M followers, 396.7K engagements

"No Foul Called After Caitlin Clark Crushed By Anvil"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-18 12:23:28 UTC 5M followers, 2.2M engagements

"Justice Roberts Gives KBJ A Magna Doodle To Keep Her Busy During Oral Arguments"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-14 20:45:11 UTC 5M followers, 682.6K engagements

"Man Pretends To Enjoy Tea Beverage With Little Slimy Balls Floating In It"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-17 01:00:23 UTC 5M followers, 201.3K engagements

"Man Really Excited For Government To Release All The Government Documentation Of All The Government's Crimes"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-23 01:11:11 UTC 5M followers, 175.3K engagements

"Local Dad Has Said Nothing But 'Shut The Door' Since Spring"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 14:32:53 UTC 5M followers, 156.5K engagements

"No One Notices As Entire Cast Of 'The View' Replaced With Shrieking Feral Pigs"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-24 16:43:00 UTC 5M followers, 886.9K engagements

"Baptists Hold Conclave To Select The Next John MacArthur"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 21:45:14 UTC 5M followers, 198.9K engagements

"Avoid Getting Exposed Cheating On Your Wife With Your HR Chick At A Coldplay Concert With This One Weird Trick"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-20 19:00:10 UTC 5M followers, 141.6K engagements

"Epstein List Hangs Itself Moments Before Release"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-07 15:22:38 UTC 5M followers, 1M engagements

"Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants The Price Of Prostitutes And Crack Will Skyrocket"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 20:00:23 UTC 5M followers, 832.1K engagements

"I Wish We All Could Leave California (Beach Boys Parody)"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-12 14:30:00 UTC 5M followers, 853.1K engagements

"Pam Bondi Confirms Ark Of The Covenant Sitting On Her Desk Waiting To Be Reviewed"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-07 17:53:05 UTC 5M followers, 1.8M engagements

"In Solidarity With Colbert Jimmy Kimmel Vows Not To Tell Any Funny Jokes Until 'Late Show' Is Reinstated"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-22 17:26:13 UTC 5M followers, 198.7K engagements

"Harvey Weinstein Kicking Himself For Not Just Saying He Had Social Anxiety"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-24 19:04:19 UTC 5M followers, 462.3K engagements

"Man's Life Going So Well He Has To Find Stuff On The Internet To Get Angry About"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-17 19:45:12 UTC 5M followers, 159K engagements

"10 Most Shocking Revelations From The Newly Released MLK Files"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-22 19:03:17 UTC 5M followers, 102.8K engagements

"Circumcised Galatians Really Wishing That Letter From Paul Had Come Sooner"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-17 00:00:25 UTC 5M followers, 158.5K engagements

"Authorities Drop Giant Dome On San Diego Convention Center To Contain Comic-Con Smell"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 17:30:13 UTC 5M followers, 171.1K engagements

"Liberal Goes Back In Time To Fix The 2nd Amendment"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-05-16 22:44:30 UTC 5M followers, 1.2M engagements

"In tribute to the beloved Pastor John MacArthur here are some headlines that featured him over the years. 'Let My People Go To Church' Bellows Bearded John MacArthur To Hard-Hearted Gavin Newsom"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 16:22:06 UTC 5M followers, 359.8K engagements

"AOC Says How She Accidentally Glued Her Face To Her Coffee Table Is A Clear Failure Of Capitalism"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-22 15:36:50 UTC 5M followers, 201.2K engagements

"'FREEEEDOOOOM' Cries Kilt-Wearing John MacArthur Defying Government Order To Close Church"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 17:14:41 UTC 5M followers, 91.9K engagements

"Outraged Starbucks Employees List Their Demands"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-22 22:17:00 UTC 5M followers, 657.3K engagements

"Woman Worried Her Eyebrows Arent Stupid Enough"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 00:00:24 UTC 5M followers, 466.4K engagements

"Winning: DOJ Announces They Have Arrested Man Responsible For Creating Microsoft OneDrive"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 16:00:14 UTC 5M followers, 190K engagements

"Masters University Hall Of Presidents Unveils Animatronic John MacArthur"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 19:00:23 UTC 5M followers, 102.4K engagements

"Bondi Explains She Was Going To Release The Epstein Files But Then Some Pedophiles Asked Her Not To"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-08 20:30:11 UTC 5M followers, 4M engagements

"Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Introduces Plan To Revitalize The City By Hijacking Other Cities And Plundering Their Treasure"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 18:00:27 UTC 5M followers, 700.2K engagements

"Joe Biden States He Absolutely Would Have Approved All The Presidential Pardons If He Had Known About Them"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 19:30:12 UTC 5M followers, 426.6K engagements

"Man Welcomed To Hell With An Icebreaker Game"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 13:30:58 UTC 5M followers, 116.6K engagements

"Think Women Can't Do The Job Here Are XX Benefits Of Lady Secret Service Agents"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 12:32:16 UTC 5M followers, 151.4K engagements

"How CNN Reported X Famous Assassinations Throughout History"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 13:15:54 UTC 5M followers, 473.3K engagements

"Democrats Brainstorm Genius Ways To Appeal To Men"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-09 22:30:00 UTC 5M followers, 857.4K engagements

"Disney World Installs Animatronic District Judge To Block Animatronic Trump"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-07 17:30:17 UTC 5M followers, 324.2K engagements

"Republicans Unveil Debt Plan: Transfer Balance To Capital One Credit Card With X% Intro APR"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-13 21:00:18 UTC 5M followers, 242K engagements

"Bible Scholars Believe That Jacob First Described Leah As Mid"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-22 00:00:15 UTC 5M followers, 131.1K engagements

"Trump Announces He Has Evidence Thomas Massie Is Only Weeks Away From Acquiring Nuclear Weapons"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-23 17:36:57 UTC 5M followers, 2.1M engagements

"Mistreated Neglected Dog Hasn't Been Played With In Over XX Minutes"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 14:08:51 UTC 5M followers, 409.2K engagements

"Obama Awarded Nobel Prize For Exemplary Work Planning Russian Collusion Hoax"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-22 18:00:04 UTC 5M followers, 357K engagements

"150-Pound Jabba The Hutt Denies Using Ozempic"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 20:00:27 UTC 5M followers, 229.1K engagements

"Supreme Court Rules 5-4 That Ross And Rachel Were On A Break"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 01:00:22 UTC 5M followers, 237.9K engagements

"John MacArthur Performs Miracle At Wedding Turns Wine Into Water"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 16:41:10 UTC 5M followers, 95.7K engagements

"CNN Marks One-Year Anniversary Of Trump Falling Down After Loud Popping Noises"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-13 22:00:11 UTC 5M followers, 541.9K engagements

"Trump Honors Gay Community By Attending Soccer Match"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 21:00:31 UTC 5M followers, 199.7K engagements

"With Pride Month Over Gatorade Switches Back To Straightorade"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-01 00:00:18 UTC 5M followers, 296.1K engagements

"Ayatollah Proudly Announces Iran Has Destroyed XX Bunker Buster Bombs With Its Nuclear Facilities"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-26 16:40:35 UTC 5M followers, 1.1M engagements

"Pastor John MacArthur is now with the Lord after decades of faithfully teaching the Bible to millions. During COVID he boldly told the State of California that church was essential and he won. This is the interview he gave to The Babylon Bee"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 23:57:16 UTC 5M followers, 471.3K engagements

"Heaven Unveils Special VIP Lounge For People Who Went To Wednesday Night Church"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-23 15:10:12 UTC 5M followers, 158.3K engagements

"Weird But True: Jesus Died For Man Currently Eating Burrito In 2003 Honda Civic"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-17 17:47:48 UTC 5M followers, 119.5K engagements

"We have obtained an exclusive excerpt from Biden's upcoming memoir:"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-25 21:40:48 UTC 5M followers, 145.5K engagements

"There Is No Epstein Client List Say Epstein's Clients"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-08 22:30:15 UTC 5M followers, 909.9K engagements

"Integrity: This Man Says Stupid Things On The Internet And No One Is Paying Him To Do It"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 22:15:15 UTC 5M followers, 280.9K engagements

"Liberal Neighbors In Game Of Chicken To See Who Will Take Down Their 'Black Lives Matter' Sign First"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 14:52:29 UTC 5M followers, 117.1K engagements

"Elmo Decries Defunding Of PBS As A Jewish Conspiracy"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-20 17:30:19 UTC 5M followers, 167.1K engagements

"Archaeologists Locate Buc-ee's Israelites Stopped At While Wandering Desert"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 01:00:10 UTC 5M followers, 205K engagements

"Man At Disneyland Shocked By How Well His Kids Are Getting Along Suddenly Realizes Hes Standing With Wrong Family"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-25 21:04:54 UTC 5M followers, 147.1K engagements

"David And Bathsheba Caught On Kiss Cam At Concert"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 20:14:54 UTC 5M followers, 405.2K engagements

"Bidens Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 16:32:47 UTC 5M followers, 258K engagements

"Click Here For An Updated Number Of Epstein Island Pedophiles That Have Been Arrested"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-07 12:18:13 UTC 5M followers, 234.1K engagements

"Avoid Getting Exposed Cheating On Your Wife With Your HR Chick At A Coldplay Concert With This One Weird Trick"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 22:30:19 UTC 5M followers, 147.4K engagements

"Elon Musk Leaves Job Of Making Government More Efficient For Much Easier Job Of Sending Humans To Mars"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-05-29 22:08:51 UTC 5M followers, 1.2M engagements

"Report: Many Chicagoans Fleeing City For More Peaceful Places Like The Middle East"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-25 13:54:26 UTC 5M followers, 110.1K engagements

"Metadata Shows Epstein Footage Was Edited In 'Mario Paint'"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 23:00:23 UTC 5M followers, 292.9K engagements

"Uh-Oh: WNBA Players Demand To Be Paid What They're Worth And Now They Owe The NBA $XXX Million"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-20 16:30:11 UTC 5M followers, 855.2K engagements

"Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants The Price Of Prostitutes And Crack Will Skyrocket"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 17:00:12 UTC 5M followers, 224.3K engagements

"Here's What's Problematic With Each Of The NFL's XX Team Names"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 20:30:24 UTC 5M followers, 134.1K engagements

"38-Year-Old Man Rushed To Hospital After Sleeping In A Slightly Weird Position"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-16 12:23:07 UTC 5M followers, 177.8K engagements

"LOOOOL Check Out This So-Called 'MAN' Who's Doing CARDIO (A Type Of Exercise For GIRLS)"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-03 20:38:34 UTC 5M followers, 171K engagements

"Bear On California State Flag Moves To Texas"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 15:00:35 UTC 5M followers, 261K engagements

"Winning: Trump Announces Mexican Coke Will Now Be Made In America"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-20 18:00:12 UTC 5M followers, 142.5K engagements

"After TSA Policy Change Production Finally Resumes At Crazy Mohammed's Shoe Bomb Factory"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-13 17:00:21 UTC 5M followers, 191.7K engagements

"Restaurant Hires Extra Staff To Remind People They Need To Order At The Kiosk"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-25 01:00:11 UTC 5M followers, 156.6K engagements

"Serial Killer Out Of Job As Local Planned Parenthood Closes"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-12 22:00:26 UTC 5M followers, 176.1K engagements

"Trump To Balance Budget By Introducing Swear Jar For Dems"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-23 16:54:09 UTC 5M followers, 128K engagements

"10 Ideas For Better Shows To Replace 'The Late Show' With Stephen Colbert"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-26 15:00:19 UTC 5M followers, 119.4K engagements

"In Solidarity With Protestors Burger King Changes Name To 'Burger Democratically Elected Leader'"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-06-16 17:35:35 UTC 5M followers, 313.8K engagements

"James Gunn Releases Film About The Importance Of Accepting Morally Upstanding White Immigrants Who Speak Perfect English"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-08 19:37:34 UTC 5M followers, 623.7K engagements

"Republicans Celebrate $X Billion In Spending Cuts After Passing Bill That Adds $X Trillion To National Debt"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-18 21:01:43 UTC 5M followers, 248K engagements

"Buckle Up Amigos: Dad Just Put On His Headlamp"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-19 14:00:27 UTC 5M followers, 147.8K engagements

"Youth Pastors Show Up To Church In 'Pay Us What You Owe Us' Shirts"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 21:59:45 UTC 5M followers, 166.3K engagements

"Model Of P-51 Mustang On Man's Desk Just Maybe Gonna Get Him Through Day"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 12:15:27 UTC 5M followers, 141.5K engagements

"Malfunction As Animatronic Trump Keeps Rounding Up All The Mexican Guests And Deporting Them From Disney World"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-11 22:00:32 UTC 5M followers, 182.9K engagements

"Obama Argues He Cant Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasnt Born In America"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-21 16:51:07 UTC 5M followers, 1.5M engagements

"Mans Christian Love For Humanity Shattered By Trip To The Airport"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-07 20:30:18 UTC 5M followers, 217.9K engagements

"Ten Obvious Signs Of White Supremacy In 'The Lord of the Rings'"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-25 00:00:06 UTC 5M followers, 115K engagements

"St. Peter Learning A Lot About The Bible From This John MacArthur Fellow"
@TheBabylonBee on X 2025-07-15 21:45:15 UTC 5M followers, 195.8K engagements