@TheBabylonBee The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee continues to produce satirical content, poking fun at current events, politics, and social issues. Recent posts mock politicians, social movements, and cultural trends, using humor and irony to comment on topics like government, faith, and societal norms. The site's irreverent style and absurdity have become a hallmark of its commentary on modern life.

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Social Influence

Social category influence countries 4.6% celebrities #2401 finance 2.09% technology brands 2.09% social networks 1.26% gaming 0.84% nfl 0.84% automotive brands 0.42% stocks 0.42% musicians 0.42%

Social topic influence super bowl #3038, bowl #2121, illegal 1.26%, somalia 1.26%, parenting 1.26%, cards #184, democrats #940, epstein files #3533, the world 0.84%, wnba 0.84%

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Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Southwest Introduces New C-17 Cargo Plane Capable Of Carrying Your Mom https://buff.ly/P5DB7cV https://buff.ly/P5DB7cV"
X Link 2025-12-16T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 379.7K engagements

"Frank From Accounting In Epstein Files For Some Reason https://buff.ly/cCb383h https://buff.ly/cCb383h"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:46Z 5.2M followers, 82.3K engagements

"Missing White Girl Found After Search Party Plays 'Cupid Shuffle' https://buff.ly/1qIniGn https://buff.ly/1qIniGn"
X Link 2026-02-10T15:56Z 5.2M followers, 65.3K engagements

"Is It Valentines Day Know The Signs https://buff.ly/Ac1QAd4 https://buff.ly/Ac1QAd4"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:00Z 5.2M followers, 62.7K engagements

"Even more options for your beloved"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:40Z 5.2M followers, 74.5K engagements

"Report: Go To Church You Heathen https://buff.ly/YW6FoPZ https://buff.ly/YW6FoPZ"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:00Z 5.2M followers, 61.2K engagements

"Mamdani Dethrones Gavin Newsom As U-Haul's Top Salesman https://buff.ly/lLWkJHc https://buff.ly/lLWkJHc"
X Link 2026-01-02T15:35Z 5.2M followers, 22.6M engagements

"Missionary On Hour Twelve Of Trying To Get ChatGPT Saved https://buff.ly/L2KmPXb https://buff.ly/L2KmPXb"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:00Z 5.2M followers, 75.8K engagements

"Let the romance begin"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:41Z 5.2M followers, 68.2K engagements

"Lindsey Vonn Announces She Has Joined The U.S. Paralympics Team https://buff.ly/tnvNpZj https://buff.ly/tnvNpZj"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:00Z 5.2M followers, 199K engagements

"Trump Promises Vivek An Administration Position Running The White House 7-Eleven https://buff.ly/3O4w1G2 https://buff.ly/3O4w1G2"
X Link 2024-01-16T22:31Z 5.2M followers, 16.3M engagements

"Airline Pilot Convicted Of Hate Crime For Leaving Contrail Marks On Rainbow https://buff.ly/3R8dxWD https://buff.ly/3R8dxWD"
X Link 2024-05-28T18:36Z 5.2M followers, 212.4K engagements

"'You're Gonna Be A Perpetual WHAT' Joseph Asks Mary On Wedding Night https://buff.ly/4ctBorv https://buff.ly/4ctBorv"
X Link 2024-08-17T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 2.8M engagements

"Mark Cuban Inspires Thousands By Proving Even The Very Retarded Can Become Wealthy https://buff.ly/4efvX1k https://buff.ly/4efvX1k"
X Link 2024-09-24T20:38Z 5.2M followers, 11M engagements

"Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get To Shoot People At Gun Ranges https://buff.ly/4hkoO1M https://buff.ly/4hkoO1M"
X Link 2024-10-23T16:10Z 5.2M followers, 707.2K engagements

"Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew https://buff.ly/4iRcvdI https://buff.ly/4iRcvdI"
X Link 2024-12-22T20:30Z 5.2M followers, 5.6M engagements

"Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-fil-A Worker"
X Link 2025-02-11T23:29Z 5.2M followers, 904.2K engagements

"This International Womens Day The Babylon Bee Honors Eves Historic Choice To Plunge The World Into Sin https://buff.ly/0ECiIGJ https://buff.ly/0ECiIGJ"
X Link 2025-03-08T23:29Z 5.2M followers, 356.6K engagements

"Bill Belichick's Girlfriend Leaves Him For Lou Holtz https://buff.ly/0MWqjWI https://buff.ly/0MWqjWI"
X Link 2025-05-10T14:00Z 5.2M followers, 1.2M engagements

"Newsom Says Its His Duty To Represent The Illegal Immigrants Who Elected Him https://buff.ly/b1FetYg https://buff.ly/b1FetYg"
X Link 2025-06-12T16:30Z 5.2M followers, 54M engagements

"Ted Cruz Destroyed In Interview As He's Unable To Name Ayatollah's Favorite Starter Pokemon https://buff.ly/hNxxlFK https://buff.ly/hNxxlFK"
X Link 2025-06-18T19:31Z 5.2M followers, 2M engagements

"Obama Argues He Cant Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasnt Born In America https://buff.ly/q1jnUcb https://buff.ly/q1jnUcb"
X Link 2025-07-21T16:51Z 5.2M followers, 1.5M engagements

"Dems Call For Common-Sense Sombrero Control https://buff.ly/jdRmcIe https://buff.ly/jdRmcIe"
X Link 2025-10-01T18:34Z 5.2M followers, 250K engagements

"9 More Movies & Shows Coming Soon From Daily Wire https://buff.ly/qXvzbR8 https://buff.ly/qXvzbR8"
X Link 2025-10-17T21:02Z 5.2M followers, 109.1K engagements

"WNBA Players Assure FBI They Weren't Missing Layups To Throw Games They Just Suck At Basketball https://buff.ly/lCQe07f https://buff.ly/lCQe07f"
X Link 2025-10-23T22:45Z 5.2M followers, 3.2M engagements

"Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory https://buff.ly/xF0W9Ei https://buff.ly/xF0W9Ei"
X Link 2025-11-02T04:31Z 5.2M followers, 479.3K engagements

"Indianapolis Colts Debut New Trick Play Where Philip Rivers Fakes Handoff To Running Back Then Runs Off Field To Get Wife Pregnant Again https://buff.ly/Lev0q2C https://buff.ly/Lev0q2C"
X Link 2025-12-10T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 151.7K engagements

"The Polar Express Voted 'Best Christmas Movie' By Serial Killers https://buff.ly/fZjE3i9 https://buff.ly/fZjE3i9"
X Link 2025-12-24T22:00Z 5.2M followers, 146.2K engagements

"Sad: Ilhan Omar Tells Brother It's Time They Start Seeing Other Siblings https://buff.ly/7HAYI2t https://buff.ly/7HAYI2t"
X Link 2026-01-02T20:30Z 5.2M followers, 614.9K engagements

"College Football Player Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Playing In Duke's Mayo Bowl Brought To You By Duke's Mayo https://buff.ly/aA0IrNP https://buff.ly/aA0IrNP"
X Link 2026-01-04T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 100K engagements

"NFL Announces Each Quarter Of Playoff Game Will Be Broadcast On Different Streaming Service https://buff.ly/tRHUlPt https://buff.ly/tRHUlPt"
X Link 2026-01-11T19:30Z 5.2M followers, 1M engagements

"Trump Holds Oval Office Summit With Prominent Muslim Leader https://buff.ly/2tkbfVQ https://buff.ly/2tkbfVQ"
X Link 2026-01-17T00:11Z 5.2M followers, 866.5K engagements

"Whoops: Trump Reveals He's Actually Been Thinking Of Iceland This Whole Time https://buff.ly/0FQ2KQw https://buff.ly/0FQ2KQw"
X Link 2026-01-20T23:04Z 5.2M followers, 727.5K engagements

"Visit Minnesota: It's Somalia But Closer"
X Link 2026-01-21T23:28Z 5.2M followers, 561.8K engagements

"Ms. Rachel Apologizes For Accidentally Spray-Painting 'Go Away Jews' On A Synagogue https://buff.ly/NNTwJUr https://buff.ly/NNTwJUr"
X Link 2026-01-22T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 395K engagements

"Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence https://buff.ly/5Gx5yX4 https://buff.ly/5Gx5yX4"
X Link 2026-01-24T20:30Z 5.2M followers, 173.7K engagements

"Trump To Convert Entire City Of Minneapolis Into Insane Asylum https://buff.ly/va3yQ0n https://buff.ly/va3yQ0n"
X Link 2026-01-25T16:00Z 5.2M followers, 169.5K engagements

"AOC Accuses This ChatGPT Fellow Of Wanting To Date Her https://buff.ly/Zayy8mi https://buff.ly/Zayy8mi"
X Link 2026-01-28T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 109.9K engagements

"Liberal Women Frantically Refreshing Instagram To See What They Should Be Mad About Next https://buff.ly/vJAQywB https://buff.ly/vJAQywB"
X Link 2026-01-28T22:00Z 5.2M followers, 259.3K engagements

"AirLyft Now Available For Plus-Sized Customers https://buff.ly/eY8wjxJ https://buff.ly/eY8wjxJ"
X Link 2026-01-29T01:15Z 5.2M followers, 97.7K engagements

"Ford Releases New Safety Feature Where Car Shuts Off If A Woman Gets In Driver's Seat https://buff.ly/0Uu7sOi https://buff.ly/0Uu7sOi"
X Link 2026-01-29T15:43Z 5.2M followers, 95.3K engagements

"Trump Demands To See Bruce Springsteen's Birth Certificate To Prove He Was Born In The U.S.A. https://buff.ly/fjHtDUl https://buff.ly/fjHtDUl"
X Link 2026-01-29T17:56Z 5.2M followers, 121.3K engagements

"Trump Tells Iran If They Don't Stop Slaughtering Protesters He's Going To Start Counting To Five https://buff.ly/EJsW9P3 https://buff.ly/EJsW9P3"
X Link 2026-01-29T18:55Z 5.2M followers, 217.3K engagements

"10 Secrets To Looking And Feeling Younger https://buff.ly/JrsV2xd https://buff.ly/JrsV2xd"
X Link 2026-01-29T19:53Z 5.2M followers, 64.2K engagements

"Idiot Shovels Snow Instead Of Just Waiting For It To Melt https://buff.ly/8h3hApZ https://buff.ly/8h3hApZ"
X Link 2026-01-29T22:45Z 5.2M followers, 88.1K engagements

"Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop https://buff.ly/m6tD4Vo https://buff.ly/m6tD4Vo"
X Link 2026-01-29T23:32Z 5.2M followers, 389.3K engagements

"Scholars Now Believe Jesus Spent Time With Prostitutes Tax Collectors Just To Avoid Hanging Out With Journalists https://buff.ly/vQdiZWu https://buff.ly/vQdiZWu"
X Link 2026-01-30T14:16Z 5.2M followers, 84.8K engagements

"Pregnant Celebrity Mom Delighted To Announce Unborn Baby Is Trans https://buff.ly/eW2jCwK https://buff.ly/eW2jCwK"
X Link 2026-01-30T15:14Z 5.2M followers, 153.6K engagements

"Study Finds Everyone Else Is Doing A Great Job Parenting And You're The Only One Having Problems With Your Kids https://buff.ly/1hlh1JT https://buff.ly/1hlh1JT"
X Link 2026-01-30T19:10Z 5.2M followers, 180K engagements

"Uh Oh: Trump Nominates Unknown Spanish Economist Ronaldo Paulino As Fed Chair https://buff.ly/nB31kBX https://buff.ly/nB31kBX"
X Link 2026-01-30T20:00Z 5.2M followers, 139.2K engagements

"Experts Warn Arresting Journalists Could Be Slippery Slope To Arresting Politicians And Other People Who Deserve It https://buff.ly/Xa468xo https://buff.ly/Xa468xo"
X Link 2026-01-30T22:00Z 5.2M followers, 138.8K engagements

"Tired of Individualism Experience the Warmth of Collectivism"
X Link 2026-01-30T22:40Z 5.2M followers, 540.8K engagements

"Report: Zucchini Not Bad After Covering It With Flour And Seasoning And Frying Out All Of The Taste https://buff.ly/1SHjsyP https://buff.ly/1SHjsyP"
X Link 2026-01-30T23:40Z 5.2M followers, 93.9K engagements

"Report: Nobody Cares About Your 17-Paragraph Political Facebook Rant https://buff.ly/e6iPfNy https://buff.ly/e6iPfNy"
X Link 2026-01-31T01:05Z 5.2M followers, 132.2K engagements

"Time To Move To A Red State Know The Signs https://buff.ly/c5iYZye https://buff.ly/c5iYZye"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:00Z 5.2M followers, 94.8K engagements

"Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence https://buff.ly/5Gx5yX4 https://buff.ly/5Gx5yX4"
X Link 2026-01-31T15:00Z 5.2M followers, 98.3K engagements

"Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along https://buff.ly/nEw8rAp https://buff.ly/nEw8rAp"
X Link 2026-01-31T16:00Z 5.2M followers, 99.4K engagements

"U.S. Posts Minneapolis On Craigslist ($50 OBO) https://buff.ly/ncCTi4i https://buff.ly/ncCTi4i"
X Link 2026-01-31T17:00Z 5.2M followers, 97K engagements

"Promises Kept: Here Are The [--] Biggest Accomplishments Of The Republican Congress https://buff.ly/YRBA8KM https://buff.ly/YRBA8KM"
X Link 2026-01-31T18:00Z 5.2M followers, 70.2K engagements

"WNBA Players Vow To Continue Missing Layups Until ICE Withdraws From Minnesota https://buff.ly/qdOloin https://buff.ly/qdOloin"
X Link 2026-01-31T19:00Z 5.2M followers, 107.5K engagements

"Just Complete This [--] Page Questionnaire Says Hospital Clerk To Man With Axe Embedded In Skull https://buff.ly/e7CSixq https://buff.ly/e7CSixq"
X Link 2026-01-31T20:00Z 5.2M followers, 82K engagements

"Quiz: Tell Us How You Take Your Coffee And Well Tell You What Gender You Are https://buff.ly/qFV4E7q https://buff.ly/qFV4E7q"
X Link 2026-01-31T20:30Z 5.2M followers, 87.2K engagements

"Report: Go To Church You Heathen https://buff.ly/qugZE49 https://buff.ly/qugZE49"
X Link 2026-02-01T14:00Z 5.2M followers, 86.4K engagements

"Chilling: If They Can Arrest Don Lemon For Something As Simple As Breaking The Law Imagine What They Can Do To You https://buff.ly/yfbdwbJ https://buff.ly/yfbdwbJ"
X Link 2026-02-01T16:00Z 5.2M followers, 144.4K engagements

"Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop https://buff.ly/m6tD4Vo https://buff.ly/m6tD4Vo"
X Link 2026-02-01T17:00Z 5.2M followers, 146.2K engagements

"Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket https://buff.ly/xwGcvMB https://buff.ly/xwGcvMB"
X Link 2026-02-01T20:00Z 5.2M followers, 96.9K engagements

"Finally: Newsom Announces Finished Construction Of High-Speed Rail Between His House And French Laundry https://buff.ly/NVEtRkG https://buff.ly/NVEtRkG"
X Link 2026-02-01T20:30Z 5.2M followers, 175.9K engagements

"In Edgy Grammys Performance Fully Clothed Woman Sings Beautiful Song https://buff.ly/7kVBFMr https://buff.ly/7kVBFMr"
X Link 2026-02-02T13:27Z 5.2M followers, 218.4K engagements

"Click Here For An Updated Number Of Epstein Island Pedophiles That Have Been Arrested https://buff.ly/UKhSiTH https://buff.ly/UKhSiTH"
X Link 2026-02-02T14:12Z 5.2M followers, 109.6K engagements

"Tim Walz Emerges From Den To Declare [--] More Weeks Of Rioting And Fraud https://buff.ly/yjBCOEp https://buff.ly/yjBCOEp"
X Link 2026-02-02T18:55Z 5.2M followers, 450.1K engagements

"Sandwich Ruined After Not Being Cut In Triangles https://buff.ly/o6tZ0m6 https://buff.ly/o6tZ0m6"
X Link 2026-02-02T20:03Z 5.2M followers, 72.6K engagements

"Tearful Trump Ends Deportations After Seeing Celebrities Wearing ICE OUT Pins https://buff.ly/yuWJQ4R https://buff.ly/yuWJQ4R"
X Link 2026-02-02T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 108.4K engagements

"Disaster As San Francisco Zoo Adds Furries To Lion Enclosure https://buff.ly/1swVNVU https://buff.ly/1swVNVU"
X Link 2026-02-03T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 106K engagements

"The Biden Administration: Where Are They Now https://buff.ly/Uoq1T8f https://buff.ly/Uoq1T8f"
X Link 2026-02-03T13:48Z 5.2M followers, 74.1K engagements

"Hollywood Confused As Guy Keeps Saying 'Jesus' But Does Not Appear To Be Using It As A Curse Word https://buff.ly/BxlTKJZ https://buff.ly/BxlTKJZ"
X Link 2026-02-03T17:09Z 5.2M followers, 170.8K engagements

"Stupid Kid In 'Hakuna Matata' Shirt Doesn't Know The Film Ultimately Repudiates The Song's Message As Simba Realizes He Must Fulfill His Role In The Natural Order To End The Chaos And Suffering Caused By His Hedonistic Pursuit Of Pleasure https://buff.ly/dDV8w7K https://buff.ly/dDV8w7K"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:15Z 5.2M followers, 176.8K engagements

"Here Are [--] Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land' https://buff.ly/zszCW3c https://buff.ly/zszCW3c"
X Link 2026-02-03T21:15Z 5.2M followers, 71.5K engagements

"Experts Conclude No Human Being Is Illegal Except Jeff https://buff.ly/pDIWn0d https://buff.ly/pDIWn0d"
X Link 2026-02-03T22:15Z 5.2M followers, 68.3K engagements

"Awesome New Streaming Service Records Movie Streams Onto Cool Shiny Discs And You Can Buy Them And Own Them Forever https://buff.ly/Hj2SxbA https://buff.ly/Hj2SxbA"
X Link 2026-02-03T23:15Z 5.2M followers, 95.2K engagements

"Wife Helpfully Explains To Husband What He Meant By What He Said https://buff.ly/KLPbXcG https://buff.ly/KLPbXcG"
X Link 2026-02-04T01:00Z 5.2M followers, 120.6K engagements

"After Winter Jog Man Decides Obesity Not So Bad https://buff.ly/0UnrIpH https://buff.ly/0UnrIpH"
X Link 2026-02-04T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 132.7K engagements

"Last Straw: Mom Demands Kids Clean Their Rooms Or So Help Her She Will Do It https://buff.ly/0IFbhqo https://buff.ly/0IFbhqo"
X Link 2026-02-04T13:10Z 5.2M followers, 111.1K engagements

"Washington Commanders Unveil New Mascot General Custer https://buff.ly/L4jYvu4 https://buff.ly/L4jYvu4"
X Link 2026-02-04T14:36Z 5.2M followers, 66.6K engagements

"Suspicious: Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of [--] Million To [--] https://buff.ly/sIZMe6n https://buff.ly/sIZMe6n"
X Link 2026-02-04T17:00Z 5.2M followers, 143.5K engagements

"UNO: Even More Brutal Edition Comes With Card That SWATs Your Family Members And Has Them Arrested On False Charges https://buff.ly/VSi8aWt https://buff.ly/VSi8aWt"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:38Z 5.2M followers, 60.8K engagements

"Man Surprised To Find Out He Has A Podcast https://buff.ly/Xv3OVV4 https://buff.ly/Xv3OVV4"
X Link 2026-02-04T19:30Z 5.2M followers, 57.1K engagements

"Toddler Review: The Slide Is A Stunning Thrill Ride Whose Delights Never Cease https://buff.ly/uiSPQxd https://buff.ly/uiSPQxd"
X Link 2026-02-04T20:33Z 5.2M followers, 78.3K engagements

"Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY'VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE https://buff.ly/J5vgftN https://buff.ly/J5vgftN"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:30Z 5.2M followers, 313.7K engagements

"American Society Of Plastic Surgeons Recommends No Longer Doing Those Surgeries That No One Was Doing https://buff.ly/GEXEG6L https://buff.ly/GEXEG6L"
X Link 2026-02-04T22:30Z 5.2M followers, 159.1K engagements

"10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents https://buff.ly/vHw9mFi https://buff.ly/vHw9mFi"
X Link 2026-02-05T00:15Z 5.2M followers, 72.3K engagements

"Is Your Date Transgender [--] Signs To Look For https://buff.ly/ppmfjxU https://buff.ly/ppmfjxU"
X Link 2026-02-05T13:53Z 5.2M followers, 94.5K engagements

"Church Pit Crew Rushes To Change Pastor Out Of Suit Into Hawaiian Shirt For Contemporary Service https://buff.ly/yhrOwIQ https://buff.ly/yhrOwIQ"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:30Z 5.2M followers, 65.1K engagements

"Politicians Hoping National Prayer Breakfast Wraps Up In Time For Coke Orgy Lunch https://buff.ly/WYJ4UwQ https://buff.ly/WYJ4UwQ"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:39Z 5.2M followers, 65.1K engagements

"Missionary on Hour Twelve of Trying to Get ChatGPT Saved https://buff.ly/L2KmPXb https://buff.ly/L2KmPXb"
X Link 2026-02-05T18:30Z 5.2M followers, 62.7K engagements

"To Make Games Fair MLB Will Now Have Managers Line Everyone Up And Pick Teams Before Each Game https://buff.ly/DhHkbHv https://buff.ly/DhHkbHv"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:30Z 5.2M followers, 73.7K engagements

"Man Worried He May Go His Entire Life Without Mastering The Ancient Art Of Nunchaku https://buff.ly/PbTqTI6 https://buff.ly/PbTqTI6"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:14Z 5.2M followers, 77.2K engagements

"The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe UPDATE: Too Late Its Rotten https://buff.ly/EP6tRsl https://buff.ly/EP6tRsl"
X Link 2026-02-05T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 76.2K engagements

"Biden Signs With Talent Agency Lands Role As Corpse On 'CSI' https://buff.ly/dt9GD9o https://buff.ly/dt9GD9o"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:46Z 5.2M followers, 135.9K engagements

"Man With Daughters Dons Full Hazmat Suit Before Cleaning Shower Drain https://buff.ly/AIuaMZ3 https://buff.ly/AIuaMZ3"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:33Z 5.2M followers, 67.8K engagements

"Attractive Female Saying 'Wokeness Is Gaytarded' Instantly Becomes World's Most Popular Conservative Influencer https://buff.ly/NMqnfqI https://buff.ly/NMqnfqI"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:55Z 5.2M followers, 79.9K engagements

"Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually https://buff.ly/JWeHOIK https://buff.ly/JWeHOIK"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:21Z 5.2M followers, 150.7K engagements

"Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All [---] Racial Groups In U.S. https://buff.ly/s9e7wUz https://buff.ly/s9e7wUz"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:02Z 5.2M followers, 100.4K engagements

"New Study Reveals Videos Of Police Arresting Protesters Are Very Very Funny https://buff.ly/fh4Ybqh https://buff.ly/fh4Ybqh"
X Link 2026-02-06T20:01Z 5.2M followers, 68.4K engagements

"Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When Hes Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person https://buff.ly/swhiKZM https://buff.ly/swhiKZM"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:04Z 5.2M followers, 120.3K engagements

"Dave Ramsey Pops Out Of Mall Fountain To Scold Woman Who Threw Quarter In For A Wish https://buff.ly/9P6T0gC https://buff.ly/9P6T0gC"
X Link 2026-02-07T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 111.2K engagements

"Man Horrified To Learn ICE Has Permanent Presence At His Hotel https://buff.ly/X1FP26H https://buff.ly/X1FP26H"
X Link 2026-02-07T18:00Z 5.2M followers, 97.7K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-07T20:00Z 5.2M followers, 79.2K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-07T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 147.4K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-07T22:00Z 5.2M followers, 139.4K engagements

"8 Things To Double-Check Before Posting A Video To The Presidents Social Media Account https://buff.ly/nZr5Gd4 https://buff.ly/nZr5Gd4"
X Link 2026-02-07T22:30Z 5.2M followers, 102.3K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-09T19:57Z 5.2M followers, 126.6K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-14T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 15.2K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-07T19:30Z 5.2M followers, 149.3K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-10T19:28Z 5.2M followers, 134.3K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-11T18:27Z 5.2M followers, 123K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-11T19:46Z 5.2M followers, 125.5K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-12T20:01Z 5.2M followers, 134.1K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-14T18:00Z 5.2M followers, 83.9K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-16T13:35Z 5.2M followers, 180.7K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-03T00:02Z 5.2M followers, 89K engagements

"Man Who Uses [--] Matches To Start BBQ Grill Pretty Sure He Could Survive Alone In The Woods Of Alaska https://buff.ly/aGVSFjJ https://buff.ly/aGVSFjJ"
X Link 2026-02-06T00:59Z 5.2M followers, 88.2K engagements

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X Link 2023-04-12T12:41Z 5.2M followers, 1.8M engagements

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X Link 2025-01-17T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 8.8M engagements

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X Link 2025-07-08T20:30Z 5.2M followers, 4.1M engagements

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X Link 2025-11-11T18:01Z 5.2M followers, 1.2M engagements

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X Link 2025-11-25T00:15Z 5.2M followers, 27.6M engagements

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X Link 2025-12-16T21:07Z 5.2M followers, 5.8M engagements

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X Link 2026-01-13T15:39Z 5.2M followers, 969.3K engagements

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X Link 2026-01-20T18:36Z 5.2M followers, 3.7M engagements

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X Link 2026-01-23T19:46Z 5.2M followers, 1.1M engagements

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X Link 2026-01-27T20:26Z 5.2M followers, 119.5K engagements

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X Link 2026-01-29T20:57Z 5.2M followers, 2.2M engagements

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X Link 2026-01-31T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 338.2K engagements

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X Link 2026-01-31T19:30Z 5.2M followers, 262.3K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-02T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 397.7K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-03T01:00Z 5.2M followers, 267.5K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-04T17:59Z 5.2M followers, 229.1K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-04T23:30Z 5.2M followers, 144.2K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-05T01:00Z 5.2M followers, 80.6K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-05T23:42Z 5.2M followers, 173.8K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-06T21:31Z 5.2M followers, 266.7K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-06T22:06Z 5.2M followers, 652.1K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-06T23:01Z 5.2M followers, 156.9K engagements

"7 Least-Gay Winter Olympics Events https://buff.ly/m62Xlnb https://buff.ly/m62Xlnb"
X Link 2026-02-07T00:03Z 5.2M followers, 90.3K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-07T01:00Z 5.2M followers, 92K engagements

"Damning Photos Surface Of Clippy On Epstein Island https://buff.ly/YCVs3V2 https://buff.ly/YCVs3V2"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:00Z 5.2M followers, 105.5K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-08T16:00Z 5.2M followers, 71K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-08T19:00Z 5.2M followers, 121K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-08T19:30Z 5.2M followers, 286.3K engagements

"10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents https://buff.ly/vHw9mFi https://buff.ly/vHw9mFi"
X Link 2026-02-08T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 80.8K engagements

"The Babylon Bee To Host Even More Patriotic Halftime Show Where Clarence Thomas Just Stands There And Reads Constitution https://buff.ly/5ouH2TO https://buff.ly/5ouH2TO"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 814.1K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-09T01:00Z 5.2M followers, 366.9K engagements

"NBC Suffers Bizarre Technical Glitch As Entire Halftime Show Broadcast In Spanish https://buff.ly/g7Ku9Xr https://buff.ly/g7Ku9Xr"
X Link 2026-02-09T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 1.1M engagements

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X Link 2026-02-09T17:09Z 5.2M followers, 731.6K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-09T18:53Z [--] followers, 322.2K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-09T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 268.6K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-09T22:00Z 5.2M followers, 78.9K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-09T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 144.1K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-10T00:00Z 5.2M followers, 87K engagements

"Office Manager Stares Out Window At Crane Operator And Regrets All Life Choices https://buff.ly/UfpytVp https://buff.ly/UfpytVp"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:00Z 5.2M followers, 95.9K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-10T18:27Z 5.2M followers, 69.5K engagements

"Lindsey Vonn Announces She Has Joined The U.S. Paralympics Team https://buff.ly/tnvNpZj https://buff.ly/tnvNpZj"
X Link 2026-02-10T21:41Z 5.2M followers, 826K engagements

"9 Leading Candidates For Next Year's Super Bowl Halftime Show https://buff.ly/gQsMIRE https://buff.ly/gQsMIRE"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:00Z 5.2M followers, 84.2K engagements

"Peter Trying To Explain To John The Baptist He Doesnt Have To Eat Bugs Anymore https://buff.ly/frC5xQk https://buff.ly/frC5xQk"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:34Z 5.2M followers, 96.2K engagements

"Hell Finally Gets Chick-Fil-A But It Will Only Serve Cauliflower Sandwiches https://buff.ly/pr1TLEj https://buff.ly/pr1TLEj"
X Link 2026-02-11T01:28Z 5.2M followers, 105K engagements

"Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron https://buff.ly/LTl6zNX https://buff.ly/LTl6zNX"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:48Z 5.2M followers, 814.8K engagements

"TPUSA Announces 'All-American Olympics' Featuring Kid Rock Competing In Every Sport https://buff.ly/K2YK4iN https://buff.ly/K2YK4iN"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:54Z 5.2M followers, 550.9K engagements

"Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common https://buff.ly/TYrvFRi https://buff.ly/TYrvFRi"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:14Z 5.2M followers, 622.2K engagements

"Canadian Reporterperson Announces Policepersons Have Identified Gunperson https://buff.ly/I4G5tVp https://buff.ly/I4G5tVp"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:49Z 5.2M followers, 311.5K engagements

"Winter Olympics Introduces Exciting New Event 'Septuple Luge' https://buff.ly/ZLnwhYL https://buff.ly/ZLnwhYL"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:41Z 5.2M followers, 703.2K engagements

"9 Simple Fixes To Make The Winter Olympics More Interesting https://buff.ly/hoiPNJV https://buff.ly/hoiPNJV"
X Link 2026-02-11T23:30Z 5.2M followers, 73.4K engagements

"Theologians Confirm Trumpet Blast At Christ's Coming Will Be Playing 'The Final Countdown' https://buff.ly/WRhlKrP https://buff.ly/WRhlKrP"
X Link 2026-02-12T01:00Z 5.2M followers, 105.5K engagements

"Man Regretfully Informs Credit Card Company That Yes He Is Actually Eating At Arby's For The Third Time Today https://buff.ly/Ywo9SB7 https://buff.ly/Ywo9SB7"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:38Z 5.2M followers, 73.6K engagements

"Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics https://buff.ly/B2F5cIE https://buff.ly/B2F5cIE"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:15Z 5.2M followers, 85.6K engagements

"Bible Authors Admit They Were Paid $7K For Every Reference To Israel https://buff.ly/0bPezTR https://buff.ly/0bPezTR"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:01Z 5.2M followers, 293.7K engagements

"Elon Confirms Mars Voyage Delayed Again After 'Diablo II' Update https://buff.ly/nz628RP https://buff.ly/nz628RP"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:02Z 5.2M followers, 933K engagements

"Trump Orders Drone Strike On Venezuelan Olympic Cross-Country Skier https://buff.ly/vRDiYY2 https://buff.ly/vRDiYY2"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:00Z 5.2M followers, 72.7K engagements

"How To Avoid Getting Shot By ICE"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:30Z 5.2M followers, 570.7K engagements

"'Gunperson' And [--] Other More Inclusive Terms To Use For Non-Binary Criminals https://buff.ly/eyEhuo8 https://buff.ly/eyEhuo8"
X Link 2026-02-13T00:00Z 5.2M followers, 76.4K engagements

"Man Helpfully Explains To Wife Why She Should Be In Better Mood https://buff.ly/PTKTZHQ https://buff.ly/PTKTZHQ"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:00Z 5.2M followers, 113.6K engagements

"Op-Ed: Video Games Were Better When They Only Had One Button https://buff.ly/ggDB1ge https://buff.ly/ggDB1ge"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:07Z 5.2M followers, 87.2K engagements

"Republicans Warn Passing Voter ID Law Could Ruin Plan To Hand Congress To Democrats In November https://buff.ly/xf0ryVF https://buff.ly/xf0ryVF"
X Link 2026-02-13T05:15Z 5.2M followers, 143K engagements

"Disaster As King Solomon Only Buys [---] Valentine's Day Gifts https://buff.ly/Dw9GU85 https://buff.ly/Dw9GU85"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:28Z 5.2M followers, 77.5K engagements

"ICE Leaves Minneapolis To Focus On American Cities https://buff.ly/GOcFPag https://buff.ly/GOcFPag"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:45Z 5.2M followers, 127.5K engagements

"Jacob's 'I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Your Sister' Valentine Card Not A Big Hit With Leah https://buff.ly/IiypIGi https://buff.ly/IiypIGi"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:00Z 5.2M followers, 198.6K engagements

"Trump Approves Use Of Pok Balls To Catch Illegal Immigrants https://buff.ly/RmEhuP3 https://buff.ly/RmEhuP3"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:45Z 5.2M followers, 375K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-13T23:30Z 5.2M followers, 80.6K engagements

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X Link 2026-02-14T00:15Z 5.2M followers, 76.9K engagements

"NBC Suffers Bizarre Technical Glitch As Entire Halftime Show Broadcast In Spanish https://buff.ly/g7Ku9Xr https://buff.ly/g7Ku9Xr"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:00Z 5.2M followers, 96.1K engagements

"Pit Bull Wins Westminster Dog Show After Killing All The Other Contestants https://buff.ly/sN6jGBd https://buff.ly/sN6jGBd"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:00Z 5.2M followers, 153.4K engagements

"Woman Swoons At Brave Man Who Is Standing Up To The Corporate Greed Of Valentine's Day By Not Getting Her Anything https://buff.ly/pyl7fa2 https://buff.ly/pyl7fa2"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:00Z 5.2M followers, 146.8K engagements

"Wife Refuses To Return Stolen Land She Took From Husbands Side Of Bed https://buff.ly/XqipTGO https://buff.ly/XqipTGO"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:00Z 5.2M followers, 101.1K engagements

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