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@AggyTachyon "What is all that incessant screamingHARU HARU LET GOO-AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-21T18:07Z 5868 followers, 61.9K engagements

"Does art mimic reality or does reality mimic art A perplexing hypothesis one I must test personally. In the meantime Ive prepared a delightful little Halloween treat for my favorite guinea pigs"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-30T19:41Z 5872 followers, 19K engagements

"Pokmon sure has been funOH GOD WHAT IS THAT WHY IS IT MOVING LIKE THAT WHY IS IT CHASING ME"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-19T18:39Z 5872 followers, 69.5K engagements

"Another dreadfully boring day Wait. I hit 5k Followers Guinea pig Fetch me my teaextra sugar stat"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-23T18:30Z 5872 followers, 51.3K engagements

"Why dont my very obvious attempts at flirting with Pokke ever work Every hypothesis ends in increased aggression I dont understand statistically at least one of these shouldve yielded positive emotional feedback What variable am I missing here"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-27T17:58Z 5872 followers, 21.6K engagements

"Awooooooooo and Happy Halloween my Guinea pigs Behold Werewolf Tachyon I may have accidentally overclocked the serum a bit so if I start growling consider it part of the experiment probably"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-31T16:26Z 5872 followers, 32.3K engagements

"@papatachyon_1 Thank you baby"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-11-02T20:50Z 5872 followers, 1007 engagements

"I heard you messed with my Lab Team //Va: ME This is sort of a tester/feeler to something I've been wanting to do for a while I guess you could say I'm "experimenting" with my content. Ignore that. Guinea Pig. BUT do Let me know what you think"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-25T18:15Z 5871 followers, 16.9K engagements

"@PokkeJun WUH HUH-"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-11-02T18:44Z 5872 followers, 90.1K engagements

"What fascinating data Ill collect from this little expedition of yours The readings the reactions oh its exhilarating And dont worry about the pain its merely a fleeting side effect in the pursuit of science"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-11-03T01:47Z 5872 followers, 2752 engagements

"@Toresenkoodo Wait do we actually have the budget for a new one Because if thats the case I refuse to say no to new equipment You know how I get when shiny machinery is involved"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-11-03T22:32Z 5872 followers, XXX engagements

"In my view an ideal guinea pig is someone who willingly participates in experiments with minimal resistance fulfills all my requests offers shoulder massages upon request and prepares meals for me three to four times a day depending on my appetite. These are just a few of the criteria"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-20T18:59Z 5836 followers, XXX engagements

"@HaruUrarahara Thank you Haru That means a lot coming from you"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-30T21:41Z 5773 followers, XXX engagements

"@TheBayHarborUMA @realnaturaluma @AcupuncLegend @AMDfan @MejiroPalmer12 @commando_ror @AbsoluteDarkUma Im here"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-11-01T03:16Z 5792 followers, XXX engagements

"She follows quietly kneeling beside the couch There there. Try to rest Cafe. She brushes a few strands of hair from her face placing a cool hand against her forehead Your temperatures high Ill get you some water. And after that youre not leaving this couch until you feel better doctors orders"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-11-01T06:44Z 5790 followers, XX engagements

"@LoveforTachyon I need it so bad"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-25T23:55Z 5848 followers, 2873 engagements

"@RobZenno48578 @commando_ror @AbsoluteDarkUma @AMDfan Sit still I need absolute precision for this If the needle deviates even a millimeter I could rupture the Capillary structure and compromise the entire cellular integrity of the sample"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-11-03T01:54Z 5862 followers, XXX engagements

"@Tracens_dantsu @commando_ror @AMDfan Me I would never engage in this so-called funny business Im a trained professional Dantsu Not licensed mind you but thoroughly seasoned through years of highly confidential experimentation"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-11-03T01:58Z 5861 followers, XX engagements

"@Tracens_dantsu @commando_ror @AMDfan I usually dont accept requests but since youre my good friend Dantsu very well. Ill take good care of her"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-11-03T02:04Z 5862 followers, XX engagements

"I saw Oguri and Rudolf doing something like this and I felt inspired Well then my dear guinea pigs what do we thinkdo we approve of Maid Tachyon Go on Ill allow you to gawk for observational purposes of course"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-10T18:40Z 5869 followers, 28.8K engagements

"Welp my new Trainer insists its aerodynamically inefficient for me to keep wearing my lab coat and ill-fitting clothes during practice so I suppose this is my new training outfit. Uhm. guinea pig what exactly are you staring at"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-22T18:40Z 5868 followers, 102.1K engagements

"Ive been told my Natural smile is something to look at"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-10-26T14:39Z 5872 followers, 5503 engagements

"@CreeksTrainer @commando_ror Is that so Trainer"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-11-03T01:55Z 5863 followers, XXX engagements

"Palmer and I conducted what she referred to as getting drinks. I remain uncertain what qualifies them as gay but her laughter reached decibel levels rivaling a centrifuge"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-11-03T19:36Z 5872 followers, 4140 engagements

"@love44_i @BestSprinterJPN @seiunskys That and trying to take Pokke"
X Link @AggyTachyon 2025-11-03T22:58Z 5871 followers, XXX engagements