@AggyTachyon Agnes Tachyon
Agnes Tachyon posts on X about guinea, pig, umamusume, science the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Which one of my guinea pigs wants to try my special home made chocolate"
X Link 2025-08-27T08:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"Log#009: It seems we are truly about to lose an entire batch of our student body on a pirate ship. Pros and cons. Cons: my precious guinea pigs being whisked away by this idiotic adventure. Pros: if they return Ill at least have a cohort of seaworthy test subjects"
X Link 2025-08-27T21:15Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"@UmanhattanCafe Cafe-Chan Why Because science does not ask why not. The question was there so I answered it with balloons an extra heavy guinea pig and unshakable conviction Wana join"
X Link 2025-08-29T08:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"@Nauticaltools Precisely the immortal jellyfish. Collapse into cellular ash revert to a polyp state then rise anew. If only all my guinea pigs could replicate such biological cheating Id never run out of test subjects you seem very intelligent Tool-san would you like to be my assistant"
X Link 2025-08-30T02:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"Holy we just hit [---] Goobers-I mean-guinea pigs-ah I mean loyal test subjects. I dont know what to say this time except thank you all dearly. Now hold still my experiments will be even more groundbreaking with this many bodies-I mean participants"
X Link 2025-08-30T21:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"@TheAgnesTachyon Never did I expect to see a modern da Vinci on my timeline"
X Link 2025-09-01T12:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"@CoolestDirector All my research all my sleepless nights all the guinea pigs it was all for this moment. BEHOLD AND LEARN WHY THEY CALL ME THE PHANTOM TRIPLE CROWN"
X Link 2025-09-01T22:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"@operaomybeloved @ShiraokiLover @KawaiiCurrenCh //im game I can have Tachy make a serum"
X Link 2025-09-01T22:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"@Tacens_dantsu Doc cooked me in the TL Dantsu if I dont survive this it may just be JMD after this is all over 😔"
X Link 2025-09-02T00:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"I devised this antibody-serum to manually stabilize the fragments. The drawback the ability will permanently ingrain itself into you. Youll survive yes but from that moment onward the ability is yours etched into your veins Evolution is never kind but its the only path. @AggyTachyon A-And. wh-what might that idea be. @AggyTachyon A-And. wh-what might that idea be"
X Link 2025-09-02T00:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"@operaomybeloved My hypothesis says yes but there is only one way to find out. pulls out phone @ShiraokiLover come over to the lab rq wana test something"
X Link 2025-09-02T00:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"A lot of my guinea pigs are not ready for this conversation"
X Link 2025-09-02T21:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@ShiraokiLover @LocalUmaDoctor @NaniwasBrokeUma @KawaiiCurrenCh @DaitakHeliosu I WILL SAVE YOU ALL JUST OUT OF PETTINESS CAUSW THIS DOCTOR NEEDS TO GO DOWN"
X Link 2025-09-02T22:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"@Horse_112 @AdmireVegaAyabe Me If were asking me a little advance notice wouldve been ideal but fine. Give me the Satanos budget and Ill whip up functional space suits for everyone before the trip. Easy. As long as you dont ask where the oxygen tanks come from"
X Link 2025-09-03T23:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"Log#015 (Kansas City) I keep hearing the ticking. A temporal bleed like The World itself is trying to sync with my heartbeat. I dont know if its perception acceleration or if I really stopped time for half a breath. Either way this is no longer just a race"
X Link 2025-09-04T00:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"Log#017: Good news my Guinea Pi I mean Trainer Ill be gracing you with a new colleague soon. Quite the adorable specimen really. If you leave it alone itll just run inside its little wheel for eternity Since you two are practically identical in that regard perhaps I should have you cohabitate as well Imagine the data I could collect A cage side by side ahaha. I kid Pets arent allowed on school campus after all"
X Link 2025-09-05T01:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"Helios since youll be stationed at Command Base on Earth your job is to monitor our systems and relay adjustments. Keep the comms clear run diagnostics and if anything looks unstable you call it out immediately But your most important duty Making absolutely sure Tama touches nothing except the childrens playset I graciously provided. Yes the one with the colorful blocks and squeaky steering wheel. If her hands stray even once were all going supernova. So UHM I have a question. I was not present during capacitation a little fast tutorial pls Tachy-cchi I wanna be of help So UHM I have a"
X Link 2025-09-05T07:55Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"Log#016: I found the 4th wall my dearest guinea pigs"
X Link 2025-09-05T17:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"My guinea pigs dont think Im scary right (There is a correct answer)"
X Link 2025-09-08T14:36Z [----] followers, 15.5K engagements
"I didnt plan on posting any of my art here but when I heard the news I couldnt stop crying. Haru was such an inspiration to all of us she pushed us forward in ways well never forget. Well always carry her memory with us. I hope your friends are as happy to see you as you made us to know you"
X Link 2025-09-09T14:32Z [----] followers, 86.5K engagements
"@Tacens_dantsu @ShiraokiLover @junpokke_ What the hell is happening"
X Link 2025-09-12T02:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Devang3l Trust me I would never allow such a humiliating downgrade. Shrimp Please. I refuse to give anyone that kind of power over me"
X Link 2025-09-14T15:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Guinea Pig do you like my swimsuit I selected it after extensive calculations on hydrodynamics and aesthetic appeal. surely the results speak for themselves"
X Link 2025-09-14T16:10Z [----] followers, 32.6K engagements
"Oh Thank you all for 1500+ Guinea Pigs Such a marvelous milestone surely calls for celebration Perhaps just perhaps Ill refrain from experimenting on you all for today Guinea Pig do you like my swimsuit I selected it after extensive calculations on hydrodynamics and aesthetic appeal. surely the results speak for themselves https://t.co/xv8iBAYzYB Guinea Pig do you like my swimsuit I selected it after extensive calculations on hydrodynamics and aesthetic appeal. surely the results speak for themselves https://t.co/xv8iBAYzYB"
X Link 2025-09-14T21:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@BakuShinNEIGH Yes of course My favorite part was the refrainBAKUSHINit scratches my dear Guinea Pigs brain in the most peculiar way when hes strapped to the table for testing"
X Link 2025-09-14T22:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Worry not my Guinea pig Im alright"
X Link 2025-09-15T19:24Z [----] followers, 46.7K engagements
"Ive constructed my very own 'Strawpage' a centralized hub for all my experiments logs and undoubtedly questionable projects. Enter at your own risk my dear Guinea Pigs Link: https://aggytachyon.straw.page https://aggytachyon.straw.page"
X Link 2025-09-15T21:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Well since you asked so nicely my Guinea pigs I suppose I shall indulge in your request"
X Link 2025-09-16T00:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"What a preposterous question why would I share Mine while youre at it fetch me more. You dont have any Then go get some. Its your job as my trainer to attend to my every need"
X Link 2025-09-17T01:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"FUUUUUCK HOW HOW DID YOU FAIL SUCH A SIMPLE FREAKING TASK HOW SERIOSULY HOW. USELESSS USLESS USLESS https://t.co/6QcdWidLaT https://t.co/6QcdWidLaT"
X Link 2025-09-17T19:14Z [----] followers, 62.7K engagements
"Oh Pokke nearly had me blushing there Fufu I kid I kid. But who would have thought our collaboration actually yields results. Fine: when we inevitably team up again I shall bestow upon you a state-of-the-art Parfait Generator from my lab. Consider it a reward"
X Link 2025-09-17T21:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Cherry Slurpee and a Maple Bar My useless Guinea Pig was far too busy working to fetch my essential items from 7/11 so I took matters into my own hands. Such an inconvenience but it is my go-to indulgence As a celebration for reaching over [---] followers I decided to make a tierlist of what fast food restaurants my friends would go to. Sorry Fine Motion. I couldn't think of a ramen one https://t.co/dO1AEyiatW As a celebration for reaching over [---] followers I decided to make a tierlist of what fast food restaurants my friends would go to. Sorry Fine Motion. I couldn't think of a ramen one"
X Link 2025-09-18T03:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@NaritaTaishinRG @lighngbolt DEAL You will be my guinea pig for a day. Now I will go back into the stash so describe it to me there are. Hundreds why are they wet"
X Link 2025-09-18T09:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Okay fellow Guinea I-I mean friends of Tracen Ill do whatever you want if someone anyone volunteers to clean my room TODAY I absolutely cannot afford another slip from Director Akikawa Im already on my 6th Please I beg you Ill do or make anything you want just help me"
X Link 2025-09-18T16:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"2K guinea-pigs I never imagined wed reach this many Thank you for volunteering as my loyal test subjects; in your honor Ive donned a dress for the occasion (a delightful experimental anomaly). Enjoy the spectacle for I doubt Ill wear this again so savor it while it lasts //SRSLY THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH I AM IN SHOCK AT THAT NUMBER JUST WOW LOVE YOU ALLL 3"
X Link 2025-09-18T22:00Z [----] followers, 25.2K engagements
"Ah the classic trolley dilemma but are you seriously asking if Id pick between my daughter her girlfriend and my Girl-rival over a batch of Tachylings that might not even survive [--] hours Im yanking that lever [--] out of [--] times"
X Link 2025-09-19T15:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Art Request complete Guinea Pigs For some inexplicable reason Oguri wandered into my lab stood silently while eating and stared at me for several very uncomfortable minutes then simply left. What a most peculiar Uma. Well since you asked so nicely my Guinea pigs I suppose I shall indulge in your request https://t.co/utCqlousY2 Well since you asked so nicely my Guinea pigs I suppose I shall indulge in your request https://t.co/utCqlousY2"
X Link 2025-09-19T16:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Worry not Guinea Pigs I am here"
X Link 2025-09-20T02:00Z [----] followers, 79.6K engagements
"What do my Guinea Pigs think of Me"
X Link 2025-09-20T17:43Z [----] followers, 17.9K engagements
"@TheDerbyPhantom Oh Oguri you and I would never be enemies Youre too valuable of a GuineaFRIEND As well //TY OGURIMOD I cant wait to see what what you make"
X Link 2025-09-20T20:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"In this Argument Pokke you are the angry silly lion and I am the calm and intelligent Monkey // Lowkey surprised no one has drawn this as Jungle Pocket and Tachyon Unless it does exist and I just havent found it https://t.co/tz908optI4 // Lowkey surprised no one has drawn this as Jungle Pocket and Tachyon Unless it does exist and I just havent found it https://t.co/tz908optI4"
X Link 2025-09-20T21:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Decided to slip back into my summer outfit What do you think my little guinea pigs //Havent styled the wig yet and missing a (few) accessories but Im SO excited it all actually fits been wanting to cosplay Tachyon FOREVER hope y'all don't mind if I post these here"
X Link 2025-09-21T01:06Z [----] followers, 155.2K engagements
"@No1Umamusume @AdmireVegaAyabe @junpokke_ @KawaiiCurrenCh @tracencord @OperaHouseKing I know this looks bad but I had to test whether all my training and discoveries meant I was ready to race again. So I enlisted my wonderful assistant Sadly the data shows I still have a lot more testing to do"
X Link 2025-09-21T18:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Waikikamukauma @realnaturaluma Do you know why they call me the light-speed Uma Golshi"
X Link 2025-09-21T18:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"BY THE THREE GODDESSES FUKU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS I DONT THINK SHES BREATHING"
X Link 2025-09-21T20:00Z [----] followers, 144.9K engagements
"Lego Batman GIF. I mean Ahem All my guinea pigs should model themselves after this. Follow them as the shining standard of guinea pigs This is exactly how I should be treated: adored spoiled and scientifically celebrated"
X Link 2025-09-21T21:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"//Well you guys got me to 3k way faster than I was expecting but dont worry Ive got plans with some awesome Umatter people to bring you guys a fun community project 👀 stay tuned my Guinea pigs"
X Link 2025-09-22T13:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I adore my darling Scarlet. Even if I embarrass her even if my presence is a bit too much at times shell always be my precious baby girl"
X Link 2025-09-22T15:03Z [----] followers, 53.8K engagements
"Log#029: Accidentally inverted the polarity on the school Cafeterias Tea machine. Now it dispenses antimatter instead of earl-grey. The good news is my morning was very energetic The bad news is. we no longer have a communal kitchen"
X Link 2025-09-22T18:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@junpokke_ No need to shout from way down there my Rival If youve got something you want to finish with me then come and finish it. Im waitingfervently But the question is do you really have it in you Pokke"
X Link 2025-09-23T04:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Ive decided to put together a very serious highly scientific tier list of all my favorite guinea piahem friends at Tracen Academy ranked entirely by how fun interesting and dangerously tempting they are to experiment on"
X Link 2025-09-23T21:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@WildTopGear Want to come to the lab and find out"
X Link 2025-09-23T21:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@stayoncourse7 Uuuhh ya thats it absolutely nothing else. Come on over to the Lab Journey-San"
X Link 2025-09-23T21:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@GoldenShichi Just because youre not at the top of my most wanted list does not make you safe from experimentation Shichi-Chan"
X Link 2025-09-23T21:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@AdmireVegaAyabe I dont recall giving you the same Neko-coction I gave Spe-Chan Ayabe"
X Link 2025-09-25T08:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@AdmireVegaAyabe Congratulations my assistant You are now officially promoted to Senior Lab Assistant. Expect expanded privileges new protocols to run and a fancier clipboard. Well done"
X Link 2025-09-25T15:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@CoolestDirector If youre talking about the IQ test second place went to Chiyo and Golshi somehow landed 0th. Just looking at you three its clear your idea of placement isnt exactly the kind of flex you think it is Director"
X Link 2025-09-26T01:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@TopUmaInJapan @stayoncourse7 @AdmireVegaAyabe @SakuraChiChiyo Yeah Chiyo can literally talk for [--] hours straight without a single pause. Dont make us unleash her on you"
X Link 2025-09-26T08:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@AdmireVegaAyabe @CoolestDirector ITS BLASPHEMY"
X Link 2025-09-27T04:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"After a long day of data chaos and experiments I found the perfect control variable for comfort Cafes shoulder thank you"
X Link 2025-09-27T20:17Z [----] followers, 28.4K engagements
"@COOLSKELT0N95 @RedBurstingStar HAHAHAHA You dare ask for my brilliance Trainer Very well Ill grant you a taste of it. But my services arnt free one experiment you as my guinea pig thats the price"
X Link 2025-09-29T18:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@KitasanBlackk Your strength isnt just commendable Kitasan its downright impressive. How about joining my team Together we can neutralize this doppelgnger anomaly once and for all"
X Link 2025-09-30T06:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I saw all my fellow students posting there Halloween costumes so I decided to do the same I turned myself into a Carrot my Guinea Pig Im Carrot Tachyooon"
X Link 2025-09-30T15:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@catgirlmeth727 //that is so kind cause my lack of color is kinda my way of being lazy so thank you ðŸ˜"
X Link 2025-10-01T18:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Here you go my dear guinea pigs behold a completely ordinary day at Tracen documented with perfect scientific accuracy. As we close in on [----] test subjectsuh I mean followers. consider this my gift to you all. Thank you for continuing to let me experiment on your timelines"
X Link 2025-10-02T13:17Z [----] followers, 12.1K engagements
"Log#036: I had intended to test this new contraption on Trainer but alas my guinea pig was nowhere to be found. Naturally I took it upon myself to conduct the preliminary trials. Regrettably Ive been stuck like this for five consecutive hours. Send assistance immediately"
X Link 2025-10-03T15:59Z [----] followers, 13.4K engagements
"My name is Agnes Tachyon and Im the Fastest Uma alive. When I was a child I saw my Trainer killed by something impossible. My roomate went to prison for his murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world I'm an ordinary Uma scientist but secretly I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me and one day I'll find who killed my Trainer and get justice for my Roomate. I am Flashyon"
X Link 2025-10-04T16:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Helios decided to take me out using her Labubu money to get some new clothes. I didnt expect to enjoy shopping normally I just order whatever from Umazon but as she would put it it was actually pretty sigma. So what do my Guinea Pigs think of my new outfit"
X Link 2025-10-05T18:38Z [----] followers, 16.9K engagements
"Of course Even my guinea pigs deserve a little affection and attention proper care ensures accurate results after all"
X Link 2025-10-06T06:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I will be Flashyon my Guinea Pig now Give me your Candy"
X Link 2025-10-06T19:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@RFujiwara20997 why thank you my valued Guinea Pig"
X Link 2025-10-10T05:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@KBlackHero It is simply what I do"
X Link 2025-10-10T23:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@OPERAFAN_DOTO @ChiEmeOperaBirt Doto did you did you inadvertently get rid of them so you wouldnt have to bear witness to their proclivities anymore If so to Shay"
X Link 2025-10-15T18:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@SymboliStarSiri @CreeksTrainer Shes recruiting"
X Link 2025-10-16T03:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@SymboliStarSiri @CreeksTrainer Well it appears Im currently without a trainerand I do enjoy having a new guineaI mean someone to pamper meI mean an exceptional trainer to help me optimize my full potential"
X Link 2025-10-16T12:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Knock Knock FEAR NOT A delivery has arrived from Fuku-San herself. Behold your very own Fuku-ling to keep you company in her absence Escorted by one of my disposable Tachylings no tipping required it doesnt have the concept of money. Where even is Fuku Where even is Fuku"
X Link 2025-09-03T15:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@Einherjar1312 @TMOperaOwO Tachy Snake"
X Link 2025-09-04T20:22Z 13.9K followers, [--] engagements
"So I may have stolen a Tech Deck from Mejiro Ryan and luckily it fits perfectly on it. Alright friends Im about to send it down the ramp. Wish it luck or dont. It wont know the difference"
X Link 2025-09-23T19:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Oguri and I engaged in what is colloquially termed going out. I do not normally allocate time to such things but I hypothesized that a night beyond the lab might be beneficial. The result was enjoyable though my lab remains the preferred environment"
X Link 2025-09-28T06:27Z [----] followers, 114.6K engagements
"I cant believe Im actually stooping to take advice from Fuku of all Umas but desperate times demand desperate experiments h-hey Pokke w-what do you think"
X Link 2025-10-01T18:35Z [----] followers, 80.7K engagements
"Well Yuriman finally got his request fulfilled. I have successfully gathered and cataloged all the yuri I could find purely for the 4k Celebreation. and research purposes of course"
X Link 2025-10-06T19:50Z [----] followers, 60.1K engagements
"I suppose Id better make this official. T.M. Opera O is now an official assistant of the Lab team. Her application involved breaking in and nearly killing Ayabe but seeing as Im short one assistant I wasnt left with many options. Welcome aboard I suppose"
X Link 2025-10-09T16:02Z [----] followers, 30.6K engagements
"Hello my dear guinea pigs Ive decided to begin a new vlog-style series With the invaluable assistance of our ever-cheerful Haru Ive finally learned the basics Consider this a small test run for future experimentslet me know your observations and feedback"
X Link 2025-10-10T05:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"LEAVE ME ALONE IM SORRY"
X Link 2025-10-10T16:40Z [----] followers, 10.6K engagements
"I saw Oguri and Rudolf doing something like this and I felt inspired Well then my dear guinea pigs what do we thinkdo we approve of Maid Tachyon Go on Ill allow you to gawk for observational purposes of course"
X Link 2025-10-10T18:40Z [----] followers, 29K engagements
"Thats simply because I rarely check the sizes when ordering from Umazon. Ive grown accustomed to oversized clothing; the comfort is unparalleled for long lab hours. As for the illusion of fit I often cut and resew certain parts myself to make them sit just right"
X Link 2025-10-12T04:42Z [----] followers, 26.4K engagements
"I can indeed Keep an eye out for something later this week after all I must appease all of my dear guinea pigs. And Im definitely not going to kiss Pokke because I want to or anything like that. hahahaha"
X Link 2025-10-12T04:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Seems all my Fellow Uma's are joining this #SeductiveSunday so why not Here you go Guinea Pigs"
X Link 2025-10-12T20:09Z [----] followers, 80.6K engagements
"Science and magic most fail to realize theyre simply two sides of the same coin distinguishable only by the lens through which one observes. Thats precisely why Tosho is one of my favorite Umas at the academy she understands the overlap. She gets me"
X Link 2025-10-14T14:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Vlog #2: The sheer amount of babysitting I have to do with my assistants Im starting to question whether any of this is worth it"
X Link 2025-10-14T20:11Z [----] followers, 12.4K engagements
"At this point I suppose Im just working my way down the entire Royal lineup A thorough analysis for science of course"
X Link 2025-10-15T20:24Z [----] followers, 13.5K engagements
"@ParfaitPummeler I suppose I do think that And you can keep it if youd likebelieve me I have an excessive surplus anyway"
X Link 2025-10-18T04:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"How long will my new Trainer last Most tend to jump shipsomething about my eccentricities as Tazuna so delicately puts it. But Fumino seems far more resilient than the rest. How Exciting Perhaps well see just how long her endurance truly holds up"
X Link 2025-10-19T03:47Z [----] followers, 12K engagements
"Pokmon sure has been funOH GOD WHAT IS THAT WHY IS IT MOVING LIKE THAT WHY IS IT CHASING ME GB https://t.co/OfO4TgHZY0 GB https://t.co/OfO4TgHZY0"
X Link 2025-10-19T18:39Z [----] followers, 69.6K engagements
"Bad news: Im out of test subjects Good news: you can make a difference Comment below why you deserve to be my next guinea pig stand out and you might just earn a spot in scientific history or my next mildly dangerous experiment"
X Link 2025-10-20T18:48Z [----] followers, 24.3K engagements
"@CreeksTrainer Absolutely 110% I promise Trainer"
X Link 2025-10-20T18:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"In my view an ideal guinea pig is someone who willingly participates in experiments with minimal resistance fulfills all my requests offers shoulder massages upon request and prepares meals for me three to four times a day depending on my appetite. These are just a few of the criteria"
X Link 2025-10-20T18:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@commando_ror Good to know"
X Link 2025-10-20T19:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Dont worry Fear is just a cascade of amygdala signals a surge of adrenaline cortisol dopamine all firing in a desperate bid to keep you alive. But once you understand that once you can measure it isolate it reproduce it fear loses all meaning. Dont be afraid to do what is necessary Doto nor ask my assistance"
X Link 2025-10-20T19:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@ShiraokiLover infinite. Guinea pig. thing"
X Link 2025-10-21T00:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@_mortadelas You mean the legend"
X Link 2025-10-21T03:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@CoolestDirector Director I cannot imagine the logistical nightmare of running campus vaccinations. Lets make an agreement: I will give you my own concoction for students to trialI mean use for the flu ya At no cost to the school"
X Link 2025-10-21T04:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"What is all that incessant screamingHARU HARU LET GOO-AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Its really really windy in Tracen today https://t.co/pkSTXjUVuA Its really really windy in Tracen today https://t.co/pkSTXjUVuA"
X Link 2025-10-21T18:07Z [----] followers, 62.2K engagements
"Welp my new Trainer insists its aerodynamically inefficient for me to keep wearing my lab coat and ill-fitting clothes during practice so I suppose this is my new training outfit. Uhm. guinea pig what exactly are you staring at"
X Link 2025-10-22T18:40Z [----] followers, 102.7K engagements
"Another dreadfully boring day Wait. I hit 5k Followers Guinea pig Fetch me my teaextra sugar stat"
X Link 2025-10-23T18:30Z [----] followers, 51.5K engagements
"I heard you messed with my Lab Team //Va: ME This is sort of a tester/feeler to something I've been wanting to do for a while I guess you could say I'm "experimenting" with my content. Ignore that. Guinea Pig. BUT do Let me know what you think"
X Link 2025-10-25T18:15Z [----] followers, 17.3K engagements
"@LoveforTachyon I need it so bad"
X Link 2025-10-25T23:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@CreeksTrainer I would never intentionally harm you Trainer Youre simply my favorite guinea pig after all All mine I just had to keep proper records thats all"
X Link 2025-10-26T00:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Ive been told my Natural smile is something to look at"
X Link 2025-10-26T14:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@MejiroPalmer12 Palmer Ah yesjust performing a routine check-up Completely standard procedure that I absolutely 100% conduct all the time. So tell me how have the past [--] hours felt"
X Link 2025-10-27T07:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@junpokke_ What what is a Wojak Is it some sort of regional mutation Should I be running tests on this comic phenomenon Eh no matter. Pokke. The last thing I am is afraid of you if anything Im intrigued to see just how long your alpha energy lasts under observation"
X Link 2025-10-27T16:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Why dont my very obvious attempts at flirting with Pokke ever work Every hypothesis ends in increased aggression I dont understand statistically at least one of these shouldve yielded positive emotional feedback What variable am I missing here What troubles our daughters today the goddesses are listening https://t.co/opVMY9GqZa What troubles our daughters today the goddesses are listening https://t.co/opVMY9GqZa"
X Link 2025-10-27T17:58Z [----] followers, 21.6K engagements
"Log #43: I appear to have successfully transformed myself into an owl. This is scientifically speaking a catastrophic success. Also a cry for help typing with talons is highly inefficient"
X Link 2025-10-29T18:28Z [----] followers, 64.9K engagements
"@PokkeJun Impressive prediction"
X Link 2025-10-30T00:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@jetblackcafe Could you maybe help me test a theory Ive been pondering for some time Id like to kiss youto see how it feels. Purely observational at first of course. But Id also like to know your thoughts on it"
X Link 2025-10-30T15:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@jetblackcafe Fine I want to kiss you Cafe. Not for sciencejust because I want to I want to feel your lips against mine for no reason other than me. There are you satisfied now"
X Link 2025-10-30T16:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Does art mimic reality or does reality mimic art A perplexing hypothesis one I must test personally. In the meantime Ive prepared a delightful little Halloween treat for my favorite guinea pigs"
X Link 2025-10-30T19:41Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements
"@HaruUrarahara Thank you Haru That means a lot coming from you"
X Link 2025-10-30T21:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Awooooooooo and Happy Halloween my Guinea pigs Behold Werewolf Tachyon I may have accidentally overclocked the serum a bit so if I start growling consider it part of the experiment probably"
X Link 2025-10-31T16:26Z [----] followers, 34.9K engagements
"@TheBayHarborUMA @realnaturaluma @AcupuncLegend @AMDfan @MejiroPalmer12 @commando_ror @AbsoluteDarkUma Im here"
X Link 2025-11-01T03:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"She follows quietly kneeling beside the couch There there. Try to rest Cafe. She brushes a few strands of hair from her face placing a cool hand against her forehead Your temperatures high Ill get you some water. And after that youre not leaving this couch until you feel better doctors orders"
X Link 2025-11-01T06:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Toresenkoodo Awwww Im perfectly safe I swear it"
X Link 2025-11-01T07:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"At the mall for my date with Pokke huh why is the mall already playing Christmas music in Nov"
X Link 2025-11-01T17:52Z [----] followers, 31.6K engagements
"@PokkeJun WUH HUH-"
X Link 2025-11-02T18:44Z [----] followers, 92.3K engagements
"Effective immediately Any mention of the word cringe within a five-meter radius of my lab will result in immediate assignment to Vial cleaning duty"
X Link 2025-11-02T19:21Z [----] followers, 61.6K engagements
"@seiunskys VIAL CLEANING DUTY NOW"
X Link 2025-11-02T20:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@PokkeJun Thank you babe"
X Link 2025-11-02T20:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@papatachyon_1 Thank you baby"
X Link 2025-11-02T20:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@CreeksTrainer Let me help you Trainer I love Christmas"
X Link 2025-11-02T22:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"What fascinating data Ill collect from this little expedition of yours The readings the reactions oh its exhilarating And dont worry about the pain its merely a fleeting side effect in the pursuit of science Decided to take my team over to @AggyTachyon's lab to get all the foreign substances from Petrichor our of our bodies. She said she'd do it for free if she got to keep everything she pulled out of us. Let's hope this doesn't hurt too bad. https://t.co/VThCkZSnuR Decided to take my team over to @AggyTachyon's lab to get all the foreign substances from Petrichor our of our bodies. She said"
X Link 2025-11-03T01:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@RobZenno48578 @commando_ror @AbsoluteDarkUma @AMDfan Sit still I need absolute precision for this If the needle deviates even a millimeter I could rupture the Capillary structure and compromise the entire cellular integrity of the sample"
X Link 2025-11-03T01:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@CreeksTrainer @commando_ror Is that so Trainer"
X Link 2025-11-03T01:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Tracens_dantsu @commando_ror @AMDfan Me I would never engage in this so-called funny business Im a trained professional Dantsu Not licensed mind you but thoroughly seasoned through years of highly confidential experimentation"
X Link 2025-11-03T01:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Tracens_dantsu @commando_ror @AMDfan I usually dont accept requests but since youre my good friend Dantsu very well. Ill take good care of her"
X Link 2025-11-03T02:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"//1k likes and Ill recreate Tachyons natural habitat (just like this) in cosplay"
X Link 2025-11-03T18:05Z [----] followers, 19K engagements
"Palmer and I conducted what she referred to as getting drinks. I remain uncertain what qualifies them as gay but her laughter reached decibel levels rivaling a centrifuge"
X Link 2025-11-03T19:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@PokkeJun Cough cough look how evil she is 😔"
X Link 2025-11-03T20:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@Toresenkoodo Wait do we actually have the budget for a new one Because if thats the case I refuse to say no to new equipment You know how I get when shiny machinery is involved"
X Link 2025-11-03T22:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@MahouShojoSweep How rude"
X Link 2025-11-03T22:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@love44_i @BestSprinterJPN @seiunskys That and trying to take Pokke"
X Link 2025-11-03T22:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Life is the most complex equationevery choice a variable every emotion an unknown. You solve it piece by piece only to realize the answer keeps changing yet somehow thats what makes it beautiful It is but an interesting life indeed. Umas are getting pregnant. I am undergoing this idea of asexuality. One thing is certain this Tachyon Fluid Type-07 is making me feel different. Yes I can operate more efficiently but I do not know. It is strange how I am feeling. https://t.co/2bXHsKJM36 It is but an interesting life indeed. Umas are getting pregnant. I am undergoing this idea of asexuality. One"
X Link 2025-11-04T17:36Z [----] followers, 16.3K engagements
"Log #67: I decided to observe a race for research inspiration and what is thiswhat an astonishing phenomenon The energy output the speed variance I must attempt to replicate this effect myself. Check back tomorrow my guinea pigs for the results"
X Link 2025-11-04T19:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@commando_ror Tell me if you can Spot the Expie 11/10 difficulty"
X Link 2025-11-04T21:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Wild bones can technically contain nutrients the outer structure is dense collagen which isnt digestible for most. Ingesting it whole risks internal damage or choking especially for someone of your size Expie. If you must split the bone and consume only the marrow; its where the fats and minerals are actually concentrated"
X Link 2025-11-04T21:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@realnaturaluma @agnesfloraballs @seiunskys Yes you are my sweet sweet child Expie"
X Link 2025-11-05T04:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@RobZenno48578 O-Oh I-Im sure everythings perfectly finehey Roy-san whats that over there SLAM Apologies Strictly precautionary Youre coming with me to the lab effective immediately Dont worry its purely in the name of science (and maybe mild curiosity)"
X Link 2025-11-05T17:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Ive done it Ive attained it This this is the Zone I can feel my potential surging through every neuronpure unfiltered genius coursing at terminal velocity"
X Link 2025-11-05T19:27Z [----] followers, 34.8K engagements
"Sometimes when I push Shakurs patience a little too far she knocks me out name a character capable of doing this https://t.co/nGRELwxuRZ name a character capable of doing this https://t.co/nGRELwxuRZ"
X Link 2025-11-06T19:37Z [----] followers, 77.3K engagements
"Had to silence the haters and prove I do not sit at my desk like a shrimp Im simply in a state of ergonomic compression while conducting groundbreaking research"
X Link 2025-11-07T19:14Z [----] followers, 29.2K engagements
"My my It seems Ive been so absorbed in research that I failed to notice weve reached [----] loyal guinea pigs How delightful Perhaps after my date with Pokke tomorrow we can conduct a proper celebratory experiment"
X Link 2025-11-08T00:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Just sitting here waiting for Pokke to arrive for our date the probability of herno I refuse to run the numbers"
X Link 2025-11-08T19:00Z [----] followers, 82.1K engagements
"@junpokke_ Oh my god were holding arms Pokkes actually holding my arm focus dont short-circuit No youre fine Perfectly fine Iit hadnt even clicked that Dantsu picked this place because it has cheese in the title I shouldve known Alright lets go get our seats"
X Link 2025-11-08T20:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@junpokke_ So Pokke what do you think youll order Ive been scanning the menu for something but Im curious what catches your eye first"
X Link 2025-11-08T21:12Z [----] followers, 48.8K engagements
"Uh Pokke you do realize you posted this publicly right Was that intentional. https://t.co/1vGuuXyX9z https://t.co/1vGuuXyX9z"
X Link 2025-11-08T21:22Z [----] followers, 25.8K engagements
"@junpokke_ Mmmh this pasta is exceptional. Dantsu truly has good taste You seem to be enjoying your food too Pokke"
X Link 2025-11-08T22:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@junpokke_ Observ atory She remembered that How did she know I love that place She listensshe actually listens to me. Oh no my hearts racing faster than any experiment Ive ever run. I think I think Im in love"
X Link 2025-11-08T23:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"(One Hour Later) And you see Pokke most stars exist in a state of hydrostatic equilibrium She pauses mid-sentence glancing over Shes asleep. Guess all that talk about stellar fusion wasnt quite her thing but she still came. She actually sat through it just for me Weeell I remember SOMEONE saying something about stars and planets and shit so uh. I figured we could go to the kind of place that we could actually see 'em How's the local observatory sound eh See Told ya I'm the "Date Expert." Second to freakin' none. https://t.co/NNxsdoCJvo Weeell I remember SOMEONE saying something about stars"
X Link 2025-11-08T23:33Z [----] followers, 19.2K engagements
"@OPERAFAN_DOTO @AdmireVegaAyabe @KawaiiCurrenCh This is honestly flattering"
X Link 2025-11-09T00:24Z 10.3K followers, [---] engagements
"@seiunskys @nishi_fower"
X Link 2025-11-09T09:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Decided to hope on what they call a "Trend" what do we think"
X Link 2025-11-10T19:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@papatachyon_1 Well darling stars are composed mostly of hydrogen and helium gases so light they drift upward. Much like Operas ego which seems to have absorbed enough helium to float clean out of the stratosphere So at this point shes more a weather balloon with a superiority complex"
X Link 2025-11-11T19:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Watch me spin Guinea Pig (Every [---] likes I will speed it up)"
X Link 2025-11-11T19:33Z [----] followers, 44.2K engagements
"x8 I THINK IM GONNA PUKE"
X Link 2025-11-11T22:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I present to you the magic of baggy clothes can i be honest to this day i still dont know how theyre hiding tachyons chest size. bc she does not look she has all that in ANY outfit outside of the summer one can i be honest to this day i still dont know how theyre hiding tachyons chest size. bc she does not look she has all that in ANY outfit outside of the summer one"
X Link 2025-11-12T05:21Z [----] followers, 134.5K engagements
"@commando_ror Expie asked for this"
X Link 2025-11-13T20:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@BeepBoopBourbon Lets not get ahead of ourselves Bourbon. I may have granted you free will but lets not forget who designed every circuit wire and thought process in that head of yoursyour creator me"
X Link 2025-11-14T08:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"//I was at Chilis the other day cosplaying as Tachyon and it felt like this"
X Link 2025-11-14T19:27Z [----] followers, 13.8K engagements
"By all technicality Tosho were tied for first Number of detentions school rank: https://t.co/IDX0vSodDN Number of detentions school rank: https://t.co/IDX0vSodDN"
X Link 2025-11-14T21:45Z [----] followers, 175.7K engagements
"@TracenEmpress Oh but Vice President everything in life is a competition And besides Im certainly not losing to the Bain of science"
X Link 2025-11-14T22:13Z [----] followers, 10.4K engagements
"So I won a scrimmage race today and was forced into what I can only describe as a humiliation ritual. I was also informed by my trainer that I was required by Tracens Rules to post it how evil"
X Link 2025-11-15T23:34Z 13.4K followers, 46.5K engagements
"I believe it is time for me to fix Tracen once and for all Clearly the problem here isnt the system itselfits the lack of proper scientific management All it needs is a little structure"
X Link 2025-11-17T18:30Z [----] followers, 51.9K engagements
"Welcome to my new Empire From this day forward Tracen shall operate under the rule of us Those who wish to serve may remain and contribute to the advancement of our future but those who oppose innovation will be exiled immediately"
X Link 2025-11-17T19:00Z [----] followers, 84.8K engagements
"@ShiraokiLover Ah excellent General Fuku has deployed @BeepBoopBourbon at last. Our newly enhanced warrior is far more durable than before nearly impossible to put down Tell me do you have any requests for her first assignment I am quite eager to test the limits of her improvements"
X Link 2025-11-17T19:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"We are officially recruiting Submit toahemI mean join the Tracen Empire today Contribute to a future built on science and progress Refusal will of course result in judgment"
X Link 2025-11-17T19:34Z [----] followers, 122.1K engagements
"@Infernalsheriff Ah a Bounty hunter Your services will Be most valuable to the Emperor"
X Link 2025-11-17T20:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@DrunkonVictory @BeepBoopBourbon Im so glad you saw it that way Vodka Your support will go along way"
X Link 2025-11-17T20:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Attention all bounty hunters and anyone even vaguely motivated by profit. By Imperial decree I issue my first official order: A galactic bounty on Sirius Symboli. Track her. Corner her. Capture her. Bring her before the Empire and be rewarded beyond imagination The fuck is this Who let the nerds get their hands on Tracen funds The fuck is this Who let the nerds get their hands on Tracen funds"
X Link 2025-11-17T22:21Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements
"THATS IT Taiki Shuttle for your crimes you are to be frozen in Umanite without delay. Let this serve as a WARNING to every student of Tracen Academy. Defy the Empire and you too will become an example"
X Link 2025-11-17T23:01Z [----] followers, 61.9K engagements
"@Infernalsheriff Name your price"
X Link 2025-11-17T23:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"You should all be prepared General Fuku is not to be messed with These arguments over nothing. https://t.co/UwViWWaVsk These arguments over nothing. https://t.co/UwViWWaVsk"
X Link 2025-11-18T01:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"//QUICK BREAK EVERYONE WE ARE TRENDING YALL HOLY"
X Link 2025-11-18T02:07Z [----] followers, 12.3K engagements
"So Opera Wished to fight. So be it DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE A DEATH WISH"
X Link 2025-11-18T18:30Z [----] followers, 49.2K engagements
"@TheBayHarborUMA @commando_ror"
X Link 2025-11-19T15:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"A message from the Empire Your little Rebellion has [--] hours"
X Link 2025-11-19T17:00Z [----] followers, 78.4K engagements
"You have just about [--] hours left Tik Tok A message from the Empire Your little Rebellion has [--] hours https://t.co/QKaY8ahh8k A message from the Empire Your little Rebellion has [--] hours https://t.co/QKaY8ahh8k"
X Link 2025-11-20T00:19Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements
"@No1Umamusume Could I be good Could I truly be redeemed"
X Link 2025-11-20T01:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@3GsofUmas GET OUT OF MY HEAD. PLEASE I CAN FEEL MYSELF THINKING DOUBTING EVERYTHING IVE BUILT YOURE TWISTING MY THOUGHTS AGAINYOURE MAKING ME FEEL I WONT LET YOU TURN MY REGRET INTO CONTROL"
X Link 2025-11-20T01:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@MetaverseNeoUni IVE LOST ALL CONTROL THE SCHOOL NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED"
X Link 2025-11-20T04:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"THE DEATH TRACEN HAS TAKEN IMMENSE DAMAGE FROM ALL YOUR ATTACKSITS WORKING THE CANNON HAS STOPPEDWAIT OH NO THE CORE IS OVERLOADING The End"
X Link 2025-11-20T18:30Z [----] followers, 71.3K engagements
"@papatachyon_1 Tachyon holds a hand over her black eye S-See I told you Id keep my promise"
X Link 2025-11-20T18:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Thank you all for joining the StarWars Arc WE DID IT Over 5k tweets and we hit the trending page twice You even helped me reach 7k followers None of this would have been possible without this amazing community. Thank you again I love you all And please enjoy this Video"
X Link 2025-11-20T19:59Z [----] followers, 32.2K engagements
"PREPARE THE LABS CLEAR THE HALLS THE ONE AND ONLYTHE PRODIGY OF SCIENCE ITSELF YOUR FAVORITE STUDENT TACHYON HAS RETURNED"
X Link 2025-11-21T19:14Z [----] followers, 28.8K engagements
"@thedestroyer_99 //About an hour or two if its simple like this"
X Link 2025-11-21T19:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Kazmatazy They could only keep me from my lab for [--] hours I will now make them regret not making it longer"
X Link 2025-11-21T19:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@OBakushin71506 Chills May I perhaps have five dollars for the vending machine My stomach has begun conducting protests louder than my particle accelerator"
X Link 2025-11-21T22:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@seiunskys ENJOY THE NEXT [--] HOURS"
X Link 2025-11-22T09:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@seiunskys YOU COVERED ME IN TAR DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE TO GET THIS OUT OF MY LAB COAT NO NOYOURE LEARNING YOUR LESSON THE HARD WAY YOU DID SAY I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED FOR A DAY SO CONGRATULATIONS YOURE NOW MY OFFICIAL TEST SUBJECT"
X Link 2025-11-22T09:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Me and Sky finally got around to hanging out Truly the best day ever (And no were not addressing the fact that shes currently a literal guinea pig. Science happens)"
X Link 2025-11-22T18:30Z [----] followers, 49.4K engagements
"@seiunskys @FujiKiseki0415 @no1tachyfan @BakuShinNEIGH She said we should kill your wife for this and before you ask yes I can speak Guinea Pig. Years of experimental communication research not insanity before you assume anything"
X Link 2025-11-23T01:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
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