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@bronzeageshawty
"I have weak ankles. how do I strengthen them"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-16T20:40Z 35.6K followers, 17.3K engagements
"What if everything turned out exactly how you wanted and you didnt have to worry about bad outcomes what if you just trusted in Gods plan for you what if you had faith that anything standing in the way of you and getting exactly what you want will burn to the ground"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-01-13T06:43Z 35.6K followers, 13.8K engagements
"day X of eating the oxtail only because I had leftovers. still bad the next day. not even good for your skin. I formed a pimple on my face overnight because I got oxtail grease all over my hands and phone when I was eating because you have to eat it with your hands like a poor person. this is poor people food and my stomach hurts for the second night in a row and it doesnt even look like i got lip fillers or botox. you cant make me eat the oxtail ever again. this piece of meat should not be expensive"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-03-05T01:43Z 35.6K followers, 8519 engagements
"Posing with all of my wood"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-03T21:03Z 35.6K followers, 32.3K engagements
"Me looking @ the X Timeline Postpartum Discourse Slop"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-13T19:59Z 35.6K followers, 14.7K engagements
"I could romanticize my day by describing it in a post but I dont want to be performative. Just know Im cool and interesting and chill"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-14T02:45Z 35.6K followers, 6748 engagements
"I got it so I dont want it anymore"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-15T02:17Z 35.6K followers, 10.3K engagements
"Was in a really bad mood all day and then watched a few episodes of trailer park boys and it healed me"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-16T04:35Z 35.6K followers, 5002 engagements
"Right wingers be like the Left has no taste Aesthetic is everything Beauty reigns and then look like this"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-16T22:18Z 35.6K followers, 116.4K engagements
"Im about to level up"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-19T01:18Z 35.6K followers, 6618 engagements
"@DoublySuch Lots of Scorpio placements"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-24T01:59Z 35.6K followers, XXX engagements
"@szelocz I am typically a 4w3 but sometimes I can oscillate into 4w5. I think I have a X wing for most of the time though"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-24T18:12Z 35.6K followers, XX engagements
"Your unemployed friend at 3pm on a Tuesday"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-09-16T21:18Z 35.6K followers, 143.4K engagements
"The Mercedes doesnt have any cup holders so I have to drive holding coffee and risk spilling it everywhere. but at least I look cool. In 1985 there was no need for cup holders. You drink when you get to your destination"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-05T15:25Z 35.6K followers, 74K engagements
"Goat morning"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-09T14:42Z 35.6K followers, 11.4K engagements
"Landlord is dosing me with mysterious substances"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-11T04:33Z 35.6K followers, 16.7K engagements
"Regardless of my own personal opinions on the account Captive Dreamer: In choosing the name of your online persona you will tell the world you who you are. In choosing a name you cast a spell with language that creates a Tulpa or an "Egregore". The account takes on the characteristics of the name you choose. And the more energy you feed into the account the more that this persona takes away from you becomes you. In choosing "Captive" this solidified that this man is Captive to his persona his Twitter account. I have seen him banned countless times and immediately he is hyperventilating making"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-14T03:47Z 35.6K followers, 133.8K engagements
"My Landlord got his blood test results back this week. His testosterone levels are so high that they issued him a special warning telling him that he is a danger to society. He wants me to let you all know. So what does he do - Bosses Indians over zoom every morning - X hour lunch breaks - Chain smokes shirtless in the parking lot while the Indians work. - Boron - Random herbal tincture called hot rod from the botanica down the street that the local barista told him about - Makes me clean all his dirty cups and dishes every night while he talks about his "options trading income strategies""
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-14T21:09Z 35.6K followers, 187.3K engagements
"My ex boyfriend was a chef and would hoard dozens of these in the house. So now when the local restaurant gives me my leftovers in one of these microplastic containers I start crying"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-16T00:55Z 35.6K followers, 54.2K engagements
"Goat morning"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-16T15:33Z 35.6K followers, 7881 engagements
"I believe there are certain things God creates that should not be seen with human eyes. And if you seek it out and find it to witness you will pay"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-16T21:38Z 35.6K followers, 14.9K engagements
"Everyone with money is bad mentality is poor"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-17T00:03Z 35.6K followers, 11.3K engagements
"There is nothing good about having sex"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-17T05:08Z 35.6K followers, 26.4K engagements
"I suspect there is another mouse in the house. I set the mouse motel trap. Well see in the morning"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-19T05:05Z 35.6K followers, 870.3K engagements
"I released mouse and it took him a good X minutes to leave the mouse motel"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-19T15:11Z 35.6K followers, 45.6K engagements
"Good morning"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-20T15:55Z 35.6K followers, 13.9K engagements
"Getting jacked"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-21T14:18Z 35.6K followers, 23.6K engagements
"As a midwestern girl I really have a hard time connecting with East Coast WASPs. West Coast people are easier to get along with because theyre laid back"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-21T22:31Z 35.6K followers, 21.1K engagements
"Literally every flight Ive been on in the last year has had a maintenance issue as soon as they board everyone onto it"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-22T12:58Z 35.6K followers, 7647 engagements
"No one knows Im a niche internet microcelebrity in this Dollar Tree in rural Missouri"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-23T23:06Z 35.6K followers, 14.8K engagements
"Thank God for my waist to hip ratio"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-24T01:14Z 35.6K followers, 19.5K engagements
"@AniseNot The lioness doesnt concern herself with health insurance"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-24T02:26Z 35.6K followers, 3392 engagements
"@g0thgoblin Her ankles are fat though"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-24T02:42Z 35.6K followers, 11.5K engagements
"Will Stancil really is the perfect Lolcow because someone can make an entire AI-generated comedy series exaggerating the caricature of who he is. And in response to it he doesnt break character not for a second. We will never see a break in the character of Will Stancil in reality or in fiction. He will never display to us even a tiny lick of dynamism. He just goes on keyboard warrioring denouncing nazis over and over all day long. The ideal punching bag. Maybe hes doing it on purpose and hes the genius after all"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-24T03:27Z 35.6K followers, 195.7K engagements
"Unfortunately the skinnier I get the more trans I look"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-24T18:06Z 35.6K followers, 19.2K engagements
"Test drove a beautiful 1992 Land Cruiser today. But deep down I know it isnt the one. I have to keep looking"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-25T03:08Z 35.6K followers, 4035 engagements
"New 23andme results just dropped"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-02T03:02Z 35.6K followers, 62.4K engagements
"Kittenmaxxing"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-23T01:23Z 35.6K followers, 14.3K engagements
"Watching forensic files in bed alone in a hotel room hits so hard"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-20T04:15Z 35.6K followers, 6924 engagements
"I love X. I love Elon. This website is never getting worse. No matter how much you guys complain about not getting enough engagement or the algorithm suppressing you or someone else getting a bigger payout than you I will never be blackpilled. This website is what you make of it. If you're an ungrateful brat this website will reflect that attitude back to you. If you are abundant and grateful X will also reflect this back to you"
X Link @bronzeageshawty 2025-10-25T15:21Z 35.6K followers, 7145 engagements