@bronzeageshawty CHLOÉ HAPPE
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Social Influence
Social category influence countries 5.26% social networks 3.51% technology brands 3.51% automotive brands 2.63% stocks 2.63% finance 2.63% cryptocurrencies 0.88% formula 1 0.88%
Social topic influence in the 9.65%, if you 7.89%, this is 5.26%, the world 4.39%, divine 2.63%, just a 2.63%, mexico 2.63%, strong 2.63%, out of 2.63%, twitter 1.75%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @0xlaxo @bronsyboi @thewoolshire @easypeasych3n @voidsincision @nictheknife @csuitenote @cobylefko @celestialbe1ngs @elonmusk @samsarashawty @deemoleman @solbrah @0xdasha @tomtomerson @jjohnpotter @cosmicturt @jaredortner @troyadavidson @kouignaman40156
Top assets mentioned Toyota Motor Corporation (TM) PSYOP (PSYOP) Bitcoin (BTC) Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Only women in their Divine Feminine would understand being willing enough to take [--] year old Seed if it means their son will come out looking like this. You wouldnt get it"
X Link 2023-05-31T21:46Z 39.4K followers, 309.5K engagements
"I hope that one day the leftist regime does not rule and that we can freely speak on our opinions even behind a pseudo-anonymous twitter account without losing our livelihoods. One day we will be free and I hope the pendulum will swing"
X Link 2023-11-21T16:52Z 39.4K followers, 255K engagements
"I am formally announcing my departure as a Patreon subscriber of the Red Scare Podcast. One year ago when they were making slight jokes with a racist affectation I liked them so much that I decided to get a tattoo to commemorate them. However a year later my friends have found out about the slight jokes with the racist affectation. These jokes have increased from [--] per episode to about [--]. I cant hide being racist from my friends any longer. Therefore I denounce this podcast. Ive linked my Gofundme below to help crowdfund my tattoo removal. Fuck racists Biden [----] ✊🏻"
X Link 2024-02-15T15:38Z 39.4K followers, 345.3K engagements
"another day in my piece of shit incel retard freak evil pervert life"
X Link 2024-06-03T01:09Z 39.4K followers, 4M engagements
"Zyn is a psyop from Big Tech to keep the software engineers from going outside to take a cigarette break. Pop a Zyn in at the desk while coding. Never leave the pod. Why go outside Bottom line improved. Productivity up 57%. Fight back against the system. Smoke cigarettes"
X Link 2024-09-12T01:02Z 39.4K followers, 1.6M engagements
"There is a homeless man in the coffee shop sitting in the corner with his phone in his hand backwards shining the flashlight directly into his eye projecting his shadow onto the wall. He has been sitting like this for an entire hour"
X Link 2024-12-11T02:32Z 39.4K followers, 160.4K engagements
"In [----] is we getting a boyfriend"
X Link 2025-01-01T00:55Z 39.4K followers, 34.9K engagements
"If you dont have backed by Thiel allegations Im sorry but youre not going to make it in 2025"
X Link 2025-01-04T00:14Z 39.4K followers, 10.9K engagements
"What if everything turned out exactly how you wanted and you didnt have to worry about bad outcomes what if you just trusted in Gods plan for you what if you had faith that anything standing in the way of you and getting exactly what you want will burn to the ground"
X Link 2025-01-13T06:43Z 39.4K followers, 14K engagements
"cant a nigga love hitler"
X Link 2025-02-07T16:24Z 39.4K followers, 211K engagements
"Low vibrational people are invisible to me"
X Link 2025-03-23T17:28Z 39.4K followers, 78.9K engagements
"Millennial women enter their 30s: "30 is the new 20" Millennial women enter their 40s: "40 is the new 30""
X Link 2025-07-18T16:04Z 39.4K followers, 185.8K engagements
"After capturing first mouse in a glue trap and freezing it to death catching the second mouse in a snap trap and beheading it I decided I cannot execute mice anymore. I have captured third mouse in Mouse Motel. I will release him in a beautiful meadow"
X Link 2025-07-29T15:39Z 39.4K followers, 139.4K engagements
"Dinner parties are the pinnacle of Life. Not monetized or instagram story dinner parties. Dinner parties done in secret that require days of preparation dinner parties that have no purpose other than pure communion Love and pleasure with those you care about. Humanity"
X Link 2025-08-11T04:31Z 39.4K followers, 872.3K engagements
"Romantic connection is 50% game 50% reptilian physical attraction. No amount of perfect game can make up for lack of ineffable biological compatibility"
X Link 2025-08-29T23:17Z 39.4K followers, 908.2K engagements
"The hottest thing a man can do is basically ignore you and then be really nice to you for a single moment every 7-10 days"
X Link 2025-09-03T04:10Z 39.4K followers, 2M engagements
"Your unemployed friend at 3pm on a Tuesday"
X Link 2025-09-16T21:18Z 39.4K followers, 147.1K engagements
"San Francisco is like a giant adult preschool for well-meaning autists with a childlike whimsy who happen to be building the technocapital Antichrist its honestly extremely amusing only in sf are there kiwi eating parties🫢🥝 https://t.co/XLY6YdB24a only in sf are there kiwi eating parties🫢🥝 https://t.co/XLY6YdB24a"
X Link 2025-09-19T02:10Z 39.4K followers, 660.2K engagements
"Seeing this post really made me so sad. Millennial women in particular have become so disconnected to the inherent nature of their own womanhood that they look upon a young and beautiful pregnant woman with disgust. We grew up entrenched in the feminist narrative that mothers are lesser people by giving their potential up to their child instead of becoming a career woman. We had virtually no examples of pregnant women of healthy families of motherhood. Women choosing to be childless also rubs off on their friends around them. Babies are contagious and if more women spent time around women who"
X Link 2025-09-27T20:57Z 39.4K followers, 258.5K engagements
"Found on the ground today It really is the end of September It really is the end of September"
X Link 2025-09-29T19:03Z 39.4K followers, 293.9K engagements
"Everyone is posting this photo saying me and who but men dont realize that in order to get their Jane Birkin they have to be a Serge Gainsbourg. Women dont realize that in order to get their Serge they have to be a Jane Birkin. And frankly very few of you have what it takes https://t.co/OXsy1GCvvu https://t.co/OXsy1GCvvu"
X Link 2025-10-03T05:34Z 39.4K followers, 178.3K engagements
"I suspect there is another mouse in the house. I set the mouse motel trap. Well see in the morning"
X Link 2025-10-19T05:05Z 39.4K followers, 892.8K engagements
"I suspect there is another mouse in the house. I set the mouse motel trap. Well see in the morning. I suspect there is another mouse in the house. I set the mouse motel trap. Well see in the morning"
X Link 2025-10-19T14:20Z 39.4K followers, 997.2K engagements
"Dude I feel so much better"
X Link 2025-11-03T16:22Z 39.4K followers, 2.7M engagements
"This meme unironically changed my life"
X Link 2025-11-06T22:36Z 39.4K followers, 98.7K engagements
"Goblin physiognomy. Hunched shoulders. Spends hours in dark room huddled over blue light screen upset that woman is more famous than him. Hatred of self shines through his gaze. He wants to be the woman but he can never be the woman so he must (attempt to) destroy her. The Long Thorny Path to Dasha Nekrasova's Hollywood Shunning https://t.co/1NKLop9hMD The Long Thorny Path to Dasha Nekrasova's Hollywood Shunning https://t.co/1NKLop9hMD"
X Link 2025-11-18T16:49Z 39.4K followers, 80.3K engagements
"The most transcendent and beautiful album ever made btw"
X Link 2026-01-30T20:53Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"So true The 90s were so green https://t.co/MH1VojKrda The 90s were so green https://t.co/MH1VojKrda"
X Link 2026-01-31T15:17Z 39.2K followers, 38.4K engagements
"Threw back a 3pm espresso took a Lindy walk through the Santa Fe alps"
X Link 2026-01-31T23:26Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"How do I purge everything. Psychic physical emotional karmically. Everything of Old needs to go. Does it all go away as I change or do I need to purge"
X Link 2026-02-01T03:41Z 39.2K followers, 20.1K engagements
"@csuitenote Ya I love it lol"
X Link 2026-02-02T05:11Z 39.2K followers, [---] engagements
"Im just a goyim girl living in a goyim world"
X Link 2026-02-02T16:20Z 39.2K followers, 159.5K engagements
"Those Jeep pickup trucks are the ugliest thing Ive seen on the road in a while. A disgrace"
X Link 2026-02-02T22:33Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"If you realize the Truth that everyone is a moral failure you wont find yourself surprised by or disappointed by anyones actions"
X Link 2026-02-04T20:39Z 39.2K followers, 18.6K engagements
"On this note all based trad influencers online are overcompensating for a past of degeneracy and debauchery. They must prove to the world and themselves they are now Pure. The dark past of a trad influencer being revealed is par for the course. Real trad people arent online If you realize the Truth that everyone is a moral failure you wont find yourself surprised by or disappointed by anyones actions. If you realize the Truth that everyone is a moral failure you wont find yourself surprised by or disappointed by anyones actions"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:21Z 39.4K followers, 14.7K engagements
"Womans mood is governed by her hormone cycles Mans mood is governed by the price of Bitcoin"
X Link 2026-02-05T23:04Z 39.4K followers, 97.5K engagements
"I love New Mexico because your waitress at the restaurant will casually talk to you about the dragon that lives up in the mountain that will rape you in the fourth dimension because her voodoo shaman healer told her so"
X Link 2026-02-09T04:08Z 39.4K followers, 19K engagements
"Went to hyperborea today and no one knew you"
X Link 2026-02-10T04:38Z 39.4K followers, 11.8K engagements
"I want to feel loved even if I am an annoying stupid retard chud sometimes"
X Link 2026-02-11T03:28Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"@0xLaxo For here is low cortisolmaxxing to go is for stressedcels"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:59Z 39.3K followers, [---] engagements
"@Bronsyboi I left my house to take a walk through the neighborhood and ended up on a hiking trail that went all the way up the mountain overlooking the whole city. And then I had to circle back"
X Link 2026-02-12T04:23Z 39.4K followers, [---] engagements
"My spirit is resilient and has been built up so strong. But it can still break. It might be breaking. I cant let it break or maybe I can. Maybe its inhuman to be unbreakable. But I want to be unbreakable so bad"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:14Z 39.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Sorry no I dont want to read your [--] paragraph substack essay titled confessions of a former slut"
X Link 2025-08-26T15:51Z 39.4K followers, 134.9K engagements
"Happy birthday to me. I don't know how I will acquire a late 90s-mid 2000s Toyota Land Cruiser with less than 150k miles on it. But God Willing I'll have one in the next [--] months. I don't know how I will acquire a late 90s-mid 2000s Toyota Land Cruiser with less than 150k miles on it. But God Willing I'll have one in the next [--] months"
X Link 2025-10-29T22:34Z 39.4K followers, 2.1M engagements
"The Art Hoe archetype is undefeated. No matter which type of man he is he wants an Art Hoe. GuysI have a girlfriend. Now I know what youre thinkinghow is it possible that anyone would want to be with me I understand where youre coming from. I think the answer is: her puzzle piece fits mine. In my early twenties I read the biography of the American founding https://t.co/mEI6NoinmM GuysI have a girlfriend. Now I know what youre thinkinghow is it possible that anyone would want to be with me I understand where youre coming from. I think the answer is: her puzzle piece fits mine. In my early"
X Link 2025-12-03T18:17Z 39.4K followers, 624.4K engagements
"@Cobylefko St. Louiss biggest problem is one that nobody is going to say out loud"
X Link 2026-02-09T04:37Z 39.4K followers, 11.2K engagements
"meaningless sex is out. in [----] we are only fucking the men we want to marry"
X Link 2024-01-12T00:14Z 39.4K followers, 1.7M engagements
"Im so lonely and bored in new mexico I finally caved and downloaded tinder. I went on a date with the first man I matched with. We got espresso martinis on this rooftop bar in the desert rain. He asked me to take a photo of him with the rainbow. It was cute. I left my purse on the table as I took a bathroom break because after [--] cocktails I really had to pee. We shook hands and parted ways. The next day I woke up and my entire bank account was drained. I was shocked and confused. Turns out he took pictures of my debit card when I took my bathroom break. $10000 spent at Nordstrom Rack on"
X Link 2024-08-04T07:22Z 39.4K followers, 400.2K engagements
"One time I went on [--] dates with a guy and then we ended up booking a trip to Mexico together. During the trip to Mexico I realized I didnt like him at all after our car got stuck in the sand on the beach and he dealt with the situation terribly and ended up letting Mexican fishermen scam us out of all of our cash. This spontaneous and irrational act of romanticism saved me at least [--] years of a miserable relationship. Travel to another country together on the third date to determine if you should continue to proceed"
X Link 2024-11-19T20:10Z 39.4K followers, 436.5K engagements
"You can tell a lot about a man based on whether he thinks winged eyeliner is hot or tacky"
X Link 2025-02-01T00:45Z 39.4K followers, 3.6M engagements
"I don't know how I will acquire a late 90s-mid 2000s Toyota Land Cruiser with less than 150k miles on it. But God Willing I'll have one in the next [--] months"
X Link 2025-09-21T04:26Z 39.4K followers, 2M engagements
"This is what men look like when they dont drink protein shakes and take magnesium and do red light therapy and go to bed at 8pm. This is what men look like when they smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol and go to the club until 4am. Something to think about"
X Link 2025-10-28T01:41Z 39.4K followers, 328.5K engagements
"My first book DESOLATION E-GIRL will be out next year with Not A Cult Press 🤍 Ive poured so much into it. I cant wait to give it to the world. Announcing four new books for 2026; two from Not a Cult and two from Network Press. This constellation of work while distinct overlaps in some compelling ways. https://t.co/PbuBKHkfJD Announcing four new books for 2026; two from Not a Cult and two from Network Press. This constellation of work while distinct overlaps in some compelling ways. https://t.co/PbuBKHkfJD"
X Link 2025-10-29T21:59Z 39.4K followers, 634.9K engagements
"I notice that everyone with their dogs on a walk is never relaxed. They are always worried about what their dog is doing or how their dog is responding to the other dogs. Im convinced dog owners are addicted to high cortisol"
X Link 2025-11-05T23:32Z 39.4K followers, 990.2K engagements
"Its a hard pill to swallow but you become so much more beautiful when you stop drinking alcohol"
X Link 2026-01-04T19:01Z 39.4K followers, 963.2K engagements
"Every persons number one priority should be reducing inflammation"
X Link 2026-01-28T23:11Z 39.4K followers, 1.5M engagements
"Seeing this guy was the highlight of my day. Alone in the woods hiking he guided me for a bit. A giant squirrel that kind of looked rabbit hybrid"
X Link 2026-02-12T04:31Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Starting weightlifting 3-4x a week has done more for me as a person than any book I have ever read. The growth flowing outwards from becoming physically strong and fit has been exponential. No amount of mind-knowledge could surpass it. If youve been defined by being smart and technical now is the time to pivot into being physically fit and interesting. Charisma-maxx go into debt if you have to (inflation will solve that). If youve been defined by being smart and technical now is the time to pivot into being physically fit and interesting. Charisma-maxx go into debt if you have to (inflation"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:55Z 39.4K followers, 98.1K engagements
"My immune system is extremely strong. I attribute it to many things but I recently started taking 250mg of Lactoferrin every morning in my coffee. I attribute part of the resilience to taking this. All of the people around me have been sick and I have remained healthy"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:23Z 39.4K followers, 10.9K engagements
"Im not special. I am Nothing. Affirm"
X Link 2026-02-14T09:04Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Sometimes what you think is an emotional response is just a biological one and its actually Not That Deep"
X Link 2026-02-16T03:19Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"This is the nicest most luxurious pillow Ive ever seen in my life @thewoolshire"
X Link 2026-01-29T22:33Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"For the last month Ive been using @celestialbe1ngs Aurabiom as a face serum and then doing [--] minutes of chicken lamp. I wake up glowy instead of crusty and dry. I honestly never notice a difference when I use serums but Ive noticed a huge improvement in my skin with this"
X Link 2026-02-11T03:07Z 39.4K followers, 16.7K engagements
"Coffee to-go cups are laced in microplastics. Especially when you use the lid. Order your espresso to drink in the cafe in a mug. Even if you have just a few minutes. Its nice to take a break to sit and sip and look at your phone anyways"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:57Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Today I slow cooked leg of lamb made broth went to weightlifting gym went grocery shopping sat at the caf climbed a mountain (on accident) made bread crumbs from scratch juiced a batch of ginger shots did hot yoga took a shower. I dont even know what to post"
X Link 2026-02-12T04:17Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Goat morning"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:37Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"I know my book will be successful and will connect with people because I am not trying to be a genius. I am not trying to get anyone to understand or appreciate me. I just want to tell the truth of my experience in a simple way that is as moving as I can make it. Im writing the book as my own spiritual practice in purging the Old in creating art for the sake of creation itself. I see many writers only write to be read to be successful rather than for the sake of writing itself. The audience doesnt care if youre a genius or not. The audience doesnt care if your prose is immaculate. The"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:51Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Doing hip flexor stretches for hours to heal psychological wounds. It works btw"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:10Z 39.4K followers, 1.1M engagements
"You arent truly free until you Fall Off"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:42Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"@EasyPeasych3n I really love David Procyshyns videos for deep releasing. This is a good one for the hips. Ive been using his videos for over [--] years https://youtu.be/gDQNqZMv1V0si=bAK8PwncMiL0Sy9E https://youtu.be/gDQNqZMv1V0si=bAK8PwncMiL0Sy9E"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:11Z 39.4K followers, 11.9K engagements
"If you'd like to try: Use code CHLOE for 20% off hehe https://aurabiom.com/products/aurabiom-legacy-youth-elixirsca_ref=10378226.OV3h5PRC1Je https://aurabiom.com/products/aurabiom-legacy-youth-elixirsca_ref=10378226.OV3h5PRC1Je"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:42Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Im bulking rn . Lamb meat beef goats milk heavy cream lots of fruits coconut water gelatin desserts broths of all kinds meatballs sourdough bread eggs butter orange juice. I feel nourished but also like a fat hog"
X Link 2026-02-13T23:40Z 39.4K followers, 13.3K engagements
"Morning niacin flush fixed me"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:24Z 39.4K followers, [----] engagements
"One day Peter Thiel is going to come forward and say youre all losers and that he never gave any of you money and to stop lying about it"
X Link 2026-02-16T15:01Z 39.4K followers, 14.6K engagements
"A grown man emailed me to tell me to use premium fuel in my Land Cruiser sometimes because it "cleans out the engine." You people are trying to kill me"
X Link 2026-02-16T19:01Z 39.4K followers, 12.2K engagements
"I really am addicted to caffeine. In the form of coffee and espresso. In reality how bad is this for my health. I see a lot of conflicting information about caffeine and I don't know what to believe"
X Link 2026-02-16T19:08Z 39.4K followers, 25K engagements
"Men who carry water bottles out in public give me the ick. Especially at the airport. You cant go a few hours without having your little sips of water Carrying around anything is a feminine trait. The only things men should be carrying around are his wallet and a pocketknife"
X Link 2023-06-24T17:14Z 39.4K followers, 7.2M engagements
"Men say they take women swimming on the first date to test how much makeup they wear to cover up their natural appearance. Women should be taking men camping on the first date. If he cant build and make a fire in [--] minutes drop him immediately"
X Link 2023-08-02T19:06Z 39.4K followers, 230.2K engagements
"The only distinction between men who dont want their girl to look hot and men who want their woman covered up and dressing modestly is the level of his insecurity. Insecure men dont want their girl looking desirable in public for the insecure fear of losing her to another man. Confident secure men show off their woman looking hot in public as a domination signal to the other males. This is the woman I have acquired she is mine and not yours and I am rubbing it in your face. If you are a man who dislikes your woman looking hot in public with you it sounds like you need to become more"
X Link 2023-09-21T20:51Z 39.4K followers, 2M engagements
"Today I was fired from my job because of twitter. My twitter account was doxxed and reported to my employer. Terminated immediately. A job I had for [--] years. Please be careful on here if you have something to lose. The anons are not lying about the importance of opsec"
X Link 2023-11-21T16:52Z 39.4K followers, 2.1M engagements
"Anyways if you know a good lawyer my DMs are open"
X Link 2023-11-21T16:53Z 39.4K followers, 213.8K engagements
"One time my ex boyfriend and I were going through airport security in South Korea. They detected cocaine on his passport so they pulled us aside and started strip searching him and all of our luggage. I was scared because he had [--] bars of Xanax hidden in there. The TSA agents found sex ropes in our luggage and got so embarrassed that they just let us go. My life was spared that day because Asians are ashamed of sex"
X Link 2023-12-06T19:04Z 39.4K followers, 676.6K engagements
"I was FIRED last year because I was posting too hard. Out of respect for the company and a desire to not doxx myself I kept most of the details hidden. However Ive decided to heed the call of my Divine Mission to stand up and fight for all the posters out there just trying to move collective consciousness through fun edginess and breaking taboos through posting. They/them dont want us to have fun online outside inside or anywhere. With the help of @ElonMusk and @X Im suing Block Inc my former employer to fight back against censorious anti-free speech politics and policies. Thank you to the"
X Link 2024-03-29T21:20Z 39.4K followers, 2.5M engagements
"your healing journey is not ingesting [--] adaptogenic beverages in a row from whole foods and slathering low grade essential oils raw onto your skin. your healing journey is pushing yourself over the edge of your mental lions den so that you can hit the cold hard concrete and bleed all over the floor enabling you to finally snap out of your egoic delusional mind patterns that have been ingrained in you since childhood and finally learn how to be embodied in the present moment because the blood all over the floor and your near death experience make you realize you dont want to commit suicide"
X Link 2024-07-16T10:14Z 39.4K followers, 369.8K engagements
"@DeeMoleman I safely toed the line with the moon landing was staged because in the end I met my divine fate anyways"
X Link 2024-07-18T14:40Z 39.4K followers, 86.5K engagements
"This man elicits such a visceral disgust response in me. He represents the downtrodden fate of the millennial quirk chungus archetype reminding me of the lobotomized biomass of my generation that pollute the streets and the coffee shops and the gas stations. Millions of light hearted happy content and brainless losers consuming slop without meaning. But not me. I am deeper. My mind palace is a complex maze of emotional depth. This man represents the blackpill that milennials will fade out of existence with nothing but tasteless Mister Beast slop to show for our legacy and we were so bad at"
X Link 2024-07-25T06:51Z 39.4K followers, 766.4K engagements
"Like I have paid $120 on a regular uber from the airport that takes over an hour in traffic when I can pay $195 for a [--] minute helicopter uber"
X Link 2024-09-25T22:02Z 39.4K followers, 85.3K engagements
"the only people who need therapy are people with multiple personality disorder and people who got raped as a child. even then the former would do better just being put on lithium and institutionalized and the latter would do better just repressing the bad memories and not bringing them to light. the only reason normal people go to therapy is because theyre obsessed with talking about themselves and want to be perceived by an objective party https://t.co/KYZQ3ScHs1 https://t.co/KYZQ3ScHs1"
X Link 2024-09-29T06:29Z 39.4K followers, 128.9K engagements
"Murderers and assassins are attractive to women because they are passionate enough to actually do something about it. Its like an oasis in a desert of losers who dont care about anything"
X Link 2024-12-10T03:30Z 39.4K followers, 1.1M engagements
"RIGHT WING EGIRLS HEED THIS WARNING: This is the path we are all headed towards if we dont get knocked up by the age of [--]. So you must make a choice. Right now. Log off forever get knocked up or give yourself to God. Femcel nun. Time is running out"
X Link 2024-12-24T16:24Z 39.4K followers, 254.7K engagements
"was talking to an elderly woman recently. she told me about a man she fell in love with in her twenties. he was from australia. she said he treated her so well. she said she loved that man so much. he had to go back to australia but she couldnt leave the midwest and go with him. he went back to australia and they never spoke again. she went on to have [--] children get married to another man divorced. her kids have their own lives and dont speak to her much and now shes alone in the world and talking to me about how much she loved the man from australia that got away [--] years ago. there is no"
X Link 2025-01-11T17:56Z 39.4K followers, 379.8K engagements
"no I think Im going to make it. Im going to go outside and lay in the sun and drink wine with people I love and I wont let the world pass me by Im going to be tan and happy and beautiful my eyes wont be hollowed out and sunken in and Im not going to be [--] years old on my deathbed thinking Damn Bro I Should Have Spent More Time Glued To The Charts Bro when your soul exits your body towards the tunnel of light and your life flashes before your eyes the last memories you want are of this. This grey and lifeless room. They are called the trenches for a reason. Theyre miserable and dark and cold"
X Link 2025-02-09T04:58Z 39.4K followers, 590.4K engagements
"girls be getting law degrees thinking it will attract a smart husband but even the smartest men in the world dont want a nagging argumentative bitch wife who doesnt have the time to cook"
X Link 2025-02-20T05:58Z 39.4K followers, 2.3M engagements
"I love being white I love being White 🫶🏼 https://t.co/EeTLnhaDog I love being White 🫶🏼 https://t.co/EeTLnhaDog"
X Link 2025-03-08T23:00Z 39.4K followers, 666.8K engagements
"Lots of people who have depression and anxiety claim that the cause of it is "the state of the world" or that their depression is a reaction to politics war environmental collapse. These people are lying to themselves and everyone else. Depression is a product of self-absorption. One is only depressed because of how deeply self-absorbed they really are. Their depression has nothing to do with the state of the world. Their depression is a product of self-centeredness. If these people actually cared about fixing the world they wouldn't be depressed actually. They would be passionate. thoughts"
X Link 2025-07-28T02:24Z 39.4K followers, 193.9K engagements
"When I moved to San Francisco by myself in [----] during a manic episode signing a lease to an apartment I never even saw in person with no plan or belongings just vibes approximately everything i had when i moved to nyc in [----] man https://t.co/4hIrdDeRlL approximately everything i had when i moved to nyc in [----] man https://t.co/4hIrdDeRlL"
X Link 2025-08-12T21:11Z 39.4K followers, 232.8K engagements
"I'm unemployed and no longer hormonally compromised. Who's going to knock me up I am so serious when I say that the fertility crisis will start to clear up drastically when women stop having to work soul sucking 9-5 jobs that make them resentful about life and therefore hormonally compromised I am so serious when I say that the fertility crisis will start to clear up drastically when women stop having to work soul sucking 9-5 jobs that make them resentful about life and therefore hormonally compromised"
X Link 2025-08-14T04:46Z 39.4K followers, 228.3K engagements
"Apparently doing cardio in the morning on an empty stomach is bad for you because it spikes your cortisol. Then why does it feel so good"
X Link 2025-08-22T16:20Z 39.4K followers, 479.8K engagements
"My first boyfriend was in the Navy. We wrote letters back and forth while he was in basic training for [--] months. He beat up a guy in there because he stole the photo he had of me in his locker. His first name was the last name of a conservative vice president. He got kicked out of the Navy and lived with me and my parents. He cheated on me with all of the waitresses at his mom's restaurant. Then he broke up with me and moved to a farm in Wisconsin to find God. And then he moved to Phoenix Arizona and joined a motorcycle gang. I haven't seen him in [--] or [--] years"
X Link 2025-09-04T01:39Z 39.4K followers, 131.2K engagements
"Going back in time to drag Rosa Parks out her damn seat"
X Link 2025-09-09T20:45Z 39.4K followers, 96.6K engagements
"Leftists claiming to care about Gaza because of the "slaughter of innocent babies" is a lie. Leftists are obsessed with abortion most are proudly childless have disdain for kids in general and are anti-life in their words and actions. It's not about the slaughter of innocent children it's about morally posturing as being on the side of the victimized brown people"
X Link 2025-09-11T18:18Z 39.4K followers, 135.5K engagements
"The blackpill is that in this time it doesn't matter if you raise your children in a perfect household and try to distill good values in them. As long as you let them touch a computer at a formative age they can get sucked into an alternate universe and get radicalized into ideology that has nothing to do with how you raised them. It happened to me. I was raised in a protestant loving perfect Christian family and as soon as we bought a family computer I turned into an antisocial freak and I strayed from God. Watching family home videos at Christmas you can literally see the light leave my"
X Link 2025-09-13T16:39Z 39.4K followers, 223.7K engagements
"Woman at pho restaurant with [--] small children. Oldest of them can't be older than [--] or [--] years old is wearing a furry tail in the colors of the trans flag. At what point do you just not get visibly upset in public seeing this stuff"
X Link 2025-09-14T01:10Z 39.4K followers, 84.7K engagements
"Metrosexual you dont hear that term too much anymore"
X Link 2025-09-26T04:34Z 39.4K followers, 83.9K engagements
"New 23andme results just dropped"
X Link 2025-10-02T03:02Z 39.4K followers, 68K engagements
"The Mercedes doesnt have any cup holders so I have to drive holding coffee and risk spilling it everywhere. but at least I look cool. In [----] there was no need for cup holders. You drink when you get to your destination"
X Link 2025-10-05T15:25Z 39.4K followers, 78.8K engagements
"Right wingers be like the Left has no taste Aesthetic is everything Beauty reigns and then look like this I like how the Young Republicans all store their groyped mass in their central torso. They look like they've been genetically engineered to survive golf cart crashes https://t.co/Ha6I3TTlOj I like how the Young Republicans all store their groyped mass in their central torso. They look like they've been genetically engineered to survive golf cart crashes https://t.co/Ha6I3TTlOj"
X Link 2025-10-16T22:18Z 39.4K followers, 119.3K engagements
"I released mouse and it took him a good [--] minutes to leave the mouse motel"
X Link 2025-10-19T15:11Z 39.4K followers, 50.1K engagements
"Will Stancil really is the perfect Lolcow because someone can make an entire AI-generated comedy series exaggerating the caricature of who he is. And in response to it he doesnt break character not for a second. We will never see a break in the character of Will Stancil in reality or in fiction. He will never display to us even a tiny lick of dynamism. He just goes on keyboard warrioring denouncing nazis over and over all day long. The ideal punching bag. Maybe hes doing it on purpose and hes the genius after all. everyone sharing emily youcis's meme knows what she thinks about Jewish people"
X Link 2025-10-24T03:27Z 39.4K followers, 205.5K engagements
"This is what it looked like when I got fired over a zoom call for my tweet nagging HR journos versus normal happy people moment https://t.co/iA3f58Hb2M nagging HR journos versus normal happy people moment https://t.co/iA3f58Hb2M"
X Link 2025-11-07T00:28Z 39.4K followers, 58.3K engagements
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