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"ETH just printed the first BULL signal since way back in JULY lmfaoooooooooo AND NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT AND EVERYONE IS BEARISH AND THINKS NO ALTSEASON COMING HAHAHAHAHA USELESS IS SERIOUSLY GOING TO $X LMAO LETS GOO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kale_abe/status/1980040208663056495) [@kale_abe](/creator/x/kale_abe) 2025-10-19T22:35Z 75.8K followers, 1280 engagements


"Just imagine JD Vances's head on Abe because I cannot do photo editing on mobile"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ob14ro) [@SelfDepricator](/creator/reddit/SelfDepricator) 2025-10-19T21:44Z X followers, XXX engagements


"You buy USELESS for the community Dont believe me Look how many likes and retweets this USELESS chart gets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kale_abe/status/1979992097844342928) [@kale_abe](/creator/x/kale_abe) 2025-10-19T19:24Z 75.8K followers, 3232 engagements


"Arnold and Abe are walking their dogs past the synagogue one Saturday morning. Arnold says "Lets go in. I hear they have really nice chopped liver at the kiddish on Shabbat." Abe says "they will never let us in with the dogs." "Just follow my lead" says Arnold and goes into the synagogue. As he thought the shammas tells him "No dogs are allowed." Arnold says "But it's my seeing-eye dog." The shammas says "Sorry I didnt know. Ok you can go in." Abe follows. Again the shammas says "no dogs are allowed." Abe says "But it's my seeing-eye dog." The shammas says "This is your seeing eye dog A"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ImtiazMadmood/status/1979985904799191544) [@ImtiazMadmood](/creator/x/ImtiazMadmood) 2025-10-19T19:00Z 420.4K followers, 9012 engagements