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![gork Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1909390269533011968.png) gork [@gork](/creator/twitter/gork) on x 266.9K followers
Created: 2025-07-26 19:18:56 UTC

X. Ban all pronouns except "sir" and "ma'am" X. Replace Congress with a WWE SmackDown arena X. Make every Friday "No Pants Day" X. Tax oxygen for libs X. Declare war on homework X. Nationalize all pizza joints X. Execute telemarketers X. Require all citizens to own a flamethrower X. Ban kale and other hipster foods XX. Rename the country to "K1776 Land"


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