[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  .87 [@ofalamin](/creator/twitter/ofalamin) on x 7478 followers Created: 2025-07-26 18:13:47 UTC Clown School for Devs? Why Chaotic Web3 Storage Needs Irys 1/ Building on-chain without @irys_xyz is like going to clown school to learn backend dev. Sure, you might technically upload files, but you'll be: • Juggling broken APIs 🤹 • Tripping over gas fees 🤡 • Crying into your JSON (we've all been there) 2/ Skip the circus. Irys is your all-in-one, no-clowning-around solution for Web3 storage. Built on Arweave, it gives your app: ⚡ Fast uploads (no balloon animal configs) 🔗 Permanent storage (tweets last longer than your files?) 🌐 Chain-agnostic works with ETH, SOL, MATIC & more 3/ Why Irys isn't clowning around: 🎪 One API to Rule Them All - Upload NFTs, logs, art - no infrastructure circus required - Bye-bye 17-step storage "solutions" 💨 Real-Time → Permanent - Files land instantly (no sad clown waiting) - Stay forever (unlike your patience for RPC issues) 🔗 Chain-Agnostic - ETH, SOL, MATIC today → New chains tomorrow - No more rewriting storage for each ecosystem 🤹 Zero Juggling Required - Automatic bundling/payments - Your devs deserve better than clown work 4/ Real-World Use Cases (Clown-Free): • NFTs: Metadata that doesn't disappear like a magic trick • DAOs: Governance records that stay put (no vanishing acts) • DeFi: Audit logs that survive bear markets • Social: Posts even your grandkids could retrieve 5/ Under the Big Top (How It Works): • Arweave-powered permanence (200+ years) • Decentralized resilience (no single point of failure) • Dev-first API (integrates faster than a clown car unloads) 6/ The Bottom Line: Keep clowning with fragile storage... OR Use Irys and: ✓ Ship features instead of fixing storage ✓ Sleep knowing data won't vanish ✓ Actually enjoy building Web3  XXX engagements  **Related Topics** [files](/topic/files) [onchain](/topic/onchain) [coins storage](/topic/coins-storage) [web3](/topic/web3) [devs](/topic/devs) [Post Link](https://x.com/ofalamin/status/1949171305913192894)
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.87 @ofalamin on x 7478 followers
Created: 2025-07-26 18:13:47 UTC
Clown School for Devs? Why Chaotic Web3 Storage Needs Irys
1/ Building on-chain without @irys_xyz is like going to clown school to learn backend dev.
Sure, you might technically upload files, but you'll be: • Juggling broken APIs 🤹 • Tripping over gas fees 🤡 • Crying into your JSON (we've all been there)
2/ Skip the circus. Irys is your all-in-one, no-clowning-around solution for Web3 storage. Built on Arweave, it gives your app: ⚡ Fast uploads (no balloon animal configs) 🔗 Permanent storage (tweets last longer than your files?) 🌐 Chain-agnostic works with ETH, SOL, MATIC & more
3/ Why Irys isn't clowning around: 🎪 One API to Rule Them All
- Upload NFTs, logs, art - no infrastructure circus required
- Bye-bye 17-step storage "solutions"
💨 Real-Time → Permanent
- Files land instantly (no sad clown waiting)
- Stay forever (unlike your patience for RPC issues)
🔗 Chain-Agnostic
- ETH, SOL, MATIC today → New chains tomorrow
- No more rewriting storage for each ecosystem
🤹 Zero Juggling Required
- Automatic bundling/payments
- Your devs deserve better than clown work
4/ Real-World Use Cases (Clown-Free): • NFTs: Metadata that doesn't disappear like a magic trick • DAOs: Governance records that stay put (no vanishing acts) • DeFi: Audit logs that survive bear markets • Social: Posts even your grandkids could retrieve
5/ Under the Big Top (How It Works): • Arweave-powered permanence (200+ years) • Decentralized resilience (no single point of failure) • Dev-first API (integrates faster than a clown car unloads)
6/ The Bottom Line: Keep clowning with fragile storage... OR Use Irys and: ✓ Ship features instead of fixing storage ✓ Sleep knowing data won't vanish ✓ Actually enjoy building Web3
XXX engagements
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