[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Cheek Analytics🍑🪙 [@CheekAnalytics](/creator/twitter/CheekAnalytics) on x 2944 followers Created: 2025-07-26 14:03:53 UTC Launchpads we currently have are designed to fuck you. Most of the time, the only winners are insiders because they start from an extremely low MC, sometimes as low as $4K, depending on how much SOL the dev puts in initially. And the liquidity pools are structured for the coin to go to X. What does that mean? It means people can buy XX% of the supply for the price of a Big Mac meal. I don’t understand why literally all launchpads still follow the model of @pumpdotfun, which they all hate. Yes, some launchpads are less extractive, but the model is still almost identical to Pumpfun. There are X types of people: X. People who glaze at market cap (beginners) X. People who glaze at the liquidity tab (also beginners) X. People who know how to scroll down on DEX screen and look at REAL MONEY inside the pool (intermediate level) X. @undacappn, who knows all the above and launchs coins at 100K MC paired with the most valuable asset of our decade, wBTC (wrapped Bitcoin), where liquidity at 500K MC is the same as coins from other launchapds with 5M MC. (level Satoshi Nakomoto) Why 100K MC? Because you literally need to use 100x more money to bundle coins, which makes it way harder to farm and extract. Launchpads can adapt this idea, but for some reason, they either don’t know how to do it or don’t want to. This is the blueprint for how future launchpads will work. Mark my words. Start at 100K MC. Pair with wBTC. Force real liquidity. Create real scarcity. Tell me — which coin burned XXXX real BTC inside their pool? None. Zero. $Satfi did. @satfiSqueeze  XXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [wbtc](/topic/wbtc) [$610k](/topic/$610k) [$satfi](/topic/$satfi) [sol](/topic/sol) [coins analytics](/topic/coins-analytics) [$4k](/topic/$4k) [solana](/topic/solana) [coins layer 1](/topic/coins-layer-1) [Post Link](https://x.com/CheekAnalytics/status/1949108416942633287)
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Cheek Analytics🍑🪙 @CheekAnalytics on x 2944 followers
Created: 2025-07-26 14:03:53 UTC
Launchpads we currently have are designed to fuck you. Most of the time, the only winners are insiders because they start from an extremely low MC, sometimes as low as $4K, depending on how much SOL the dev puts in initially. And the liquidity pools are structured for the coin to go to X.
What does that mean? It means people can buy XX% of the supply for the price of a Big Mac meal. I don’t understand why literally all launchpads still follow the model of @pumpdotfun, which they all hate.
Yes, some launchpads are less extractive, but the model is still almost identical to Pumpfun.
There are X types of people:
X. People who glaze at market cap (beginners)
X. People who glaze at the liquidity tab (also beginners)
X. People who know how to scroll down on DEX screen and look at REAL MONEY inside the pool (intermediate level)
X. @undacappn, who knows all the above and launchs coins at 100K MC paired with the most valuable asset of our decade, wBTC (wrapped Bitcoin), where liquidity at 500K MC is the same as coins from other launchapds with 5M MC. (level Satoshi Nakomoto)
Why 100K MC? Because you literally need to use 100x more money to bundle coins, which makes it way harder to farm and extract. Launchpads can adapt this idea, but for some reason, they either don’t know how to do it or don’t want to.
This is the blueprint for how future launchpads will work. Mark my words.
Start at 100K MC.
Pair with wBTC.
Force real liquidity.
Create real scarcity.
Tell me — which coin burned XXXX real BTC inside their pool?
None. Zero.
$Satfi did.
@satfiSqueeze
XXXXX engagements
Related Topics wbtc $610k $satfi sol coins analytics $4k solana coins layer 1