[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Chiyo [@ChiyoMetax](/creator/twitter/ChiyoMetax) on x 1400 followers Created: 2025-07-26 11:01:31 UTC 🚨 What if Web3 never existed? You’d be stuck in a timeline where: 🧵👇 X. In-game item you bought? You: “I own this!” Game: “LOL no, you borrowed the vibes.” 📸 Screenshot ≠ Ownership Meme: SpongeBob holding “your item” with a copyright sign. X. Viral post with 1M views? Congrats. You earned… nothing Web2 be like: “Thanks for the clout. No tokens for you.” Meme: Mr. Krabs holding an empty wallet. X. Sending money across borders: Web2: “Estimated delivery: Thursday next week.” Web3: “Delivered. Confirmed. Earned yield while waiting.” Meme: Turtle racing a Lambo X. Showing off your NFT in Web2? Them: “Bro, I just screenshotted it.” You: screams in JPEG Meme: Drake meme “Web2: Screenshot flex ✅ Web3: On-chain proof ✅✅✅” X. Logging in without Web3 wallets: “Enter password, verify email, solve captcha, identify XX bicycles…” All just to read your own comment. 💀 Meme: Guy aging while loading X. No DAOs, just this: 📬 Suggestion box in the corner… That no one checks since 2013. Democracy? Not on this app, buddy. Meme: Simpsons “Do it for her” poster but it says “Ignore them all” X. Your data in Web2? Not yours. Never was. You’re the product. Facebook eating popcorn with your info. Meme: Tom from Tom & Jerry reading your DMs X. Web3 lets you stake grass. Web2 makes you mow it. Big difference. 🌿 Meme: “This grass? Staked. APY: 6.9%” X. Web2: “Trust us.” Web3: “Verify then trust.” Yes, I’ve been rugged once, maybe twice, but I had control 😤 Meme: Doge in detective mode w/ “DYOR goggles” XX. Final thought: A world without Web3 = Clout with no coin Likes with no ledger Memes with no meaning No, thank you 😤 #Web3 #CryptoHumor #OnChainOrNoChain  XXX engagements  **Related Topics** [1m](/topic/1m) [web3](/topic/web3) [Post Link](https://x.com/ChiyoMetax/status/1949062519324340278)
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Chiyo @ChiyoMetax on x 1400 followers
Created: 2025-07-26 11:01:31 UTC
🚨 What if Web3 never existed?
You’d be stuck in a timeline where: 🧵👇
X. In-game item you bought?
You: “I own this!” Game: “LOL no, you borrowed the vibes.” 📸 Screenshot ≠ Ownership
Meme: SpongeBob holding “your item” with a copyright sign.
X. Viral post with 1M views? Congrats. You earned… nothing Web2 be like: “Thanks for the clout. No tokens for you.”
Meme: Mr. Krabs holding an empty wallet.
X. Sending money across borders: Web2: “Estimated delivery: Thursday next week.” Web3: “Delivered. Confirmed. Earned yield while waiting.”
Meme: Turtle racing a Lambo
X. Showing off your NFT in Web2? Them: “Bro, I just screenshotted it.” You: screams in JPEG
Meme: Drake meme “Web2: Screenshot flex ✅ Web3: On-chain proof ✅✅✅”
X. Logging in without Web3 wallets:
“Enter password, verify email, solve captcha, identify XX bicycles…” All just to read your own comment. 💀
Meme: Guy aging while loading
X. No DAOs, just this: 📬 Suggestion box in the corner… That no one checks since 2013. Democracy? Not on this app, buddy.
Meme: Simpsons “Do it for her” poster but it says “Ignore them all”
X. Your data in Web2? Not yours. Never was. You’re the product. Facebook eating popcorn with your info.
Meme: Tom from Tom & Jerry reading your DMs
X. Web3 lets you stake grass. Web2 makes you mow it. Big difference. 🌿
Meme: “This grass? Staked. APY: 6.9%”
X. Web2: “Trust us.” Web3: “Verify then trust.”
Yes, I’ve been rugged once, maybe twice, but I had control 😤
Meme: Doge in detective mode w/ “DYOR goggles”
XX. Final thought:
A world without Web3 = Clout with no coin Likes with no ledger Memes with no meaning
No, thank you 😤
#Web3 #CryptoHumor #OnChainOrNoChain
XXX engagements
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