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![ChiyoMetax Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1519844071.png) Chiyo [@ChiyoMetax](/creator/twitter/ChiyoMetax) on x 1400 followers
Created: 2025-07-26 11:01:31 UTC

🚨 What if Web3 never existed?

You’d be stuck in a timeline where:
🧵👇

X. In-game item you bought?

You: “I own this!”
Game: “LOL no, you borrowed the vibes.”
📸 Screenshot ≠ Ownership

Meme: SpongeBob holding “your item” with a copyright sign.

X. Viral post with 1M views?
Congrats. You earned… nothing
Web2 be like:
“Thanks for the clout. No tokens for you.”

Meme: Mr. Krabs holding an empty wallet.

X. Sending money across borders:
Web2:
“Estimated delivery: Thursday next week.”
Web3:
“Delivered. Confirmed. Earned yield while waiting.”

Meme: Turtle racing a Lambo

X. Showing off your NFT in Web2?
Them: “Bro, I just screenshotted it.”
You: screams in JPEG

Meme: Drake meme
“Web2: Screenshot flex ✅
Web3: On-chain proof ✅✅✅”

X. Logging in without Web3 wallets:

“Enter password, verify email, solve captcha, identify XX bicycles…”
All just to read your own comment. 💀

Meme: Guy aging while loading

X. No DAOs, just this:
📬 Suggestion box in the corner…
That no one checks since 2013.
Democracy? Not on this app, buddy.

Meme: Simpsons “Do it for her” poster but it says “Ignore them all”

X. Your data in Web2?
Not yours. Never was.
You’re the product.
Facebook eating popcorn with your info.

Meme: Tom from Tom & Jerry reading your DMs

X. Web3 lets you stake grass.
Web2 makes you mow it.
Big difference. 🌿

Meme: “This grass? Staked. APY: 6.9%”

X. Web2: “Trust us.”
Web3: “Verify then trust.”

Yes, I’ve been rugged once, maybe twice, but I had control 😤

Meme: Doge in detective mode w/ “DYOR goggles”

XX. Final thought:

A world without Web3 =
Clout with no coin
Likes with no ledger
Memes with no meaning

No, thank you 😤

#Web3 #CryptoHumor #OnChainOrNoChain

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XXX engagements

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**Related Topics**
[1m](/topic/1m)
[web3](/topic/web3)

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ChiyoMetax Avatar Chiyo @ChiyoMetax on x 1400 followers Created: 2025-07-26 11:01:31 UTC

🚨 What if Web3 never existed?

You’d be stuck in a timeline where: 🧵👇

X. In-game item you bought?

You: “I own this!” Game: “LOL no, you borrowed the vibes.” 📸 Screenshot ≠ Ownership

Meme: SpongeBob holding “your item” with a copyright sign.

X. Viral post with 1M views? Congrats. You earned… nothing Web2 be like: “Thanks for the clout. No tokens for you.”

Meme: Mr. Krabs holding an empty wallet.

X. Sending money across borders: Web2: “Estimated delivery: Thursday next week.” Web3: “Delivered. Confirmed. Earned yield while waiting.”

Meme: Turtle racing a Lambo

X. Showing off your NFT in Web2? Them: “Bro, I just screenshotted it.” You: screams in JPEG

Meme: Drake meme “Web2: Screenshot flex ✅ Web3: On-chain proof ✅✅✅”

X. Logging in without Web3 wallets:

“Enter password, verify email, solve captcha, identify XX bicycles…” All just to read your own comment. 💀

Meme: Guy aging while loading

X. No DAOs, just this: 📬 Suggestion box in the corner… That no one checks since 2013. Democracy? Not on this app, buddy.

Meme: Simpsons “Do it for her” poster but it says “Ignore them all”

X. Your data in Web2? Not yours. Never was. You’re the product. Facebook eating popcorn with your info.

Meme: Tom from Tom & Jerry reading your DMs

X. Web3 lets you stake grass. Web2 makes you mow it. Big difference. 🌿

Meme: “This grass? Staked. APY: 6.9%”

X. Web2: “Trust us.” Web3: “Verify then trust.”

Yes, I’ve been rugged once, maybe twice, but I had control 😤

Meme: Doge in detective mode w/ “DYOR goggles”

XX. Final thought:

A world without Web3 = Clout with no coin Likes with no ledger Memes with no meaning

No, thank you 😤

#Web3 #CryptoHumor #OnChainOrNoChain

XXX engagements

Engagements Line Chart

Related Topics 1m web3

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