[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  CRYPTOBLOCK (Ø,G) [@ukpatic](/creator/twitter/ukpatic) on x 1904 followers Created: 2025-07-26 10:52:12 UTC What is Catapult? @letsCatapult It’s not just a launchpad. It’s a weaponized, omnichain, dual mode chaos engine for launching crypto like a goddamn missile. Let’s ride X. Two Modes. Two Vibes. One Flywheel. Think of Catapult like switching between Mario Kart & Smash Bros mid-race: ⚡️Hyper = Fair bonding curve launch → locked liquidity forever 🎲Turbo = Random chart casino → tokens moon or die on-chain dice rolls All powered by LayerZero. One leaderboard. One reward system. No brakes. X. Catapult Hyper – Launch without the Rug You’re dropping a memecoin. You don’t want: Whales front-running Devs pulling LP Bots milking retail Hyper solves it all 🏁 48hr token sale 📈 Price rises as buyers come in (bonding curve) 🎓 XXXX% sell = success → LP is permanently minted & locked ☠️ Fail? Relaunch once. Fail again? Straight to Token Graveyard LP fees & creator rewards go to actual users. No VC games. X. Catapult Turbo – Fair, On-Chain Chaos Turbo is for the real degens: Tokens that pump/dump based on Chainlink VRF randomness. Launch your token and watch it run wild: 📉📈 GBM math = believable random price action 🎰 1hr (fast) or 4hr (slow) token lifespan 🔗 All pre-generated & committed to chain = no rigging 💸 Creators earn % of trades, winners pay performance fees to leaderboard No insiders. Just vibes and volatility. X. Scoreboard Energy – Be Active, Get Paid Top 10K users split the spoils every X weeks. 🔥 Trade (Hyper or Turbo) = XX% of score 🧠 Mindshare (threads, tweets, vibes) = XX% 📡 Twitter optional. You can still earn anonymously. Small wallets can cook if they show up loud enough. X. Galaxy Brain Tech All Catapult tokens = OFTs (Omnichain Fungible Tokens) 🌐 No bridges 💧 Aggregated liquidity 📊 Built-in DEX + live stats (CoinGecko who?) Other projects can even migrate into Catapult for max visibility. X. Coming Soon (AKA More Fire) 🧠 AI Bond Scanners – Spot rugs before they rug 🌉 Cross-chain UI – Deploy across chains in one click 🪙 TWAP Treasury – Smooth LP unlocks (no nukes) 🎮 Turbo Leverage – 10x trades, smart liquidations It’s getting spicy. TL;DR: Catapult is... 🚀 A fair-launch factory 🎲 A randomness casino 💧 A DEX with locked liquidity 📈 A GameFi-powered leaderboard 🌐 All omnichain, all real rewards Whether you’re launching a meme, a real-world asset, or a token that lives for X hours... Catapult makes it fun, fair, and fully on-chain. Get in. Or get outpaced.  XXX engagements  **Related Topics** [yap](/topic/yap) [bla](/topic/bla) [curve](/topic/curve) [kart](/topic/kart) [mario kart](/topic/mario-kart) [weaponized](/topic/weaponized) [launchpad](/topic/launchpad) [just a](/topic/just-a) [Post Link](https://x.com/ukpatic/status/1949060175870009404)
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CRYPTOBLOCK (Ø,G) @ukpatic on x 1904 followers
Created: 2025-07-26 10:52:12 UTC
What is Catapult? @letsCatapult
It’s not just a launchpad. It’s a weaponized, omnichain, dual mode chaos engine for launching crypto like a goddamn missile.
Let’s ride X. Two Modes. Two Vibes. One Flywheel.
Think of Catapult like switching between Mario Kart & Smash Bros mid-race:
⚡️Hyper = Fair bonding curve launch → locked liquidity forever 🎲Turbo = Random chart casino → tokens moon or die on-chain dice rolls
All powered by LayerZero. One leaderboard. One reward system. No brakes.
X. Catapult Hyper – Launch without the Rug
You’re dropping a memecoin. You don’t want:
Whales front-running Devs pulling LP Bots milking retail Hyper solves it all
🏁 48hr token sale 📈 Price rises as buyers come in (bonding curve) 🎓 XXXX% sell = success → LP is permanently minted & locked ☠️ Fail? Relaunch once. Fail again? Straight to Token Graveyard
LP fees & creator rewards go to actual users. No VC games.
X. Catapult Turbo – Fair, On-Chain Chaos
Turbo is for the real degens: Tokens that pump/dump based on Chainlink VRF randomness.
Launch your token and watch it run wild: 📉📈 GBM math = believable random price action 🎰 1hr (fast) or 4hr (slow) token lifespan 🔗 All pre-generated & committed to chain = no rigging 💸 Creators earn % of trades, winners pay performance fees to leaderboard
No insiders. Just vibes and volatility.
X. Scoreboard Energy – Be Active, Get Paid
Top 10K users split the spoils every X weeks.
🔥 Trade (Hyper or Turbo) = XX% of score 🧠 Mindshare (threads, tweets, vibes) = XX% 📡 Twitter optional. You can still earn anonymously.
Small wallets can cook if they show up loud enough.
X. Galaxy Brain Tech
All Catapult tokens = OFTs (Omnichain Fungible Tokens) 🌐 No bridges 💧 Aggregated liquidity 📊 Built-in DEX + live stats (CoinGecko who?)
Other projects can even migrate into Catapult for max visibility.
X. Coming Soon (AKA More Fire)
🧠 AI Bond Scanners – Spot rugs before they rug 🌉 Cross-chain UI – Deploy across chains in one click 🪙 TWAP Treasury – Smooth LP unlocks (no nukes) 🎮 Turbo Leverage – 10x trades, smart liquidations
It’s getting spicy.
TL;DR: Catapult is...
🚀 A fair-launch factory 🎲 A randomness casino 💧 A DEX with locked liquidity 📈 A GameFi-powered leaderboard 🌐 All omnichain, all real rewards
Whether you’re launching a meme, a real-world asset, or a token that lives for X hours... Catapult makes it fun, fair, and fully on-chain.
Get in. Or get outpaced.
XXX engagements
Related Topics yap bla curve kart mario kart weaponized launchpad just a