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![MatrixMischief Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1606055344786100227.png) 𝗘𝗟🐕⚒️👁️⃤ [@MatrixMischief](/creator/twitter/MatrixMischief) on x 38.7K followers
Created: 2025-07-26 10:48:41 UTC

I cannot wait until they finally drop the Project Blue Beam cosplay
descend from the fake sky with CGI wings and a “Jesus” filter...

…and every muppet in a 5G trance falls to their knees thinking it’s salvation
Meanwhile, it’s just Hollywood + holograms + DARPA in robes.l

I’m bringing popcorn
Front row. No mercy
Watching millions glitch out as their “savior” beams in through Microsoft Cloud
with a Bible update and terms of service

🛸 “Do you accept this messiah?”
✅ Yes
❌ Yes

Let it burn
Let the false light hit the stage
I’ll be in the back, unbothered, decoding the psyop while the sheep chant “Amen” to a satellite

Spoiler: God doesn’t need projectors
Only the system does

Pass the butter
It’s almost time🍿


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