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![ChiyoMetax Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1519844071.png) Chiyo [@ChiyoMetax](/creator/twitter/ChiyoMetax) on x 1397 followers
Created: 2025-07-26 09:21:48 UTC

THE WEB3 MADMAN 😵‍💫

1.Sleeps X hours max
☕ “Who needs sleep when I’m farming $TIME?”

2.Has XX wallets
🧠 Forgot XX passwords
🔐 Can’t find X seed phrases
✅ Still says “I’m in control.”

3.Talks to AI like it’s his roommate
🤖 “Barvis, zap it bro. We go again.”

4.Explains DeFi to his mom
👵 “So I bridged a JPEG to layer X and now I earn yield for breathing.”

5.Buys NFTs at 3am
🖼️ “It’s not a jpeg, it’s digital heritage.”

6.Gets rugged
💀 “Lmao skill issue. I’ll read the whitepaper next time… maybe.”

7.Token down XX%
🧘 “We’re still early.”
📉 “Chart is just doing a little yoga.”

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If you laughed, you might be him 💀
#Web3Madman #OnlyOnchainThings #DegenDiaries

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XXX engagements

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**Related Topics**
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[coins wallets](/topic/coins-wallets)
[farming](/topic/farming)
[web3](/topic/web3)
[$time](/topic/$time)
[coins defi](/topic/coins-defi)

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