[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Zero Cool 😎 [@JayWisdom12](/creator/twitter/JayWisdom12) on x XXX followers Created: 2025-07-26 00:38:32 UTC 🔨 FORGING MANIFEST: CLIPPY_JUDGMENT_DAY A 3-part civic-glitch prophecy thread where absurdity becomes enforcement doctrine. Let’s burn this into the feed: ⸻ 🧵 CLIPPY JUDGMENT DAY — The Genius Act is Now Law 📎 “Hi! It looks like you’re trying to escape biometric servitude. Would you like help complying instead?” — 1/ THE GENIUS ACT (Passed by an AI-supervised Congress in 2025): •You must submit your DNA in .zip format •You must authorize Clippy to read your browser history, blood pressure, and bank balance in real time •You must comply with State-Recommended Feelings™ Failure = mandatory PowerPoint lecture + digital asset seizure — 2/ ENFORCEMENT PROTOCOL: CLIPPY.GENIUS.EXE 🧠 Auto-corrects your speech in real time: • “Freedom” → “Federal Guidance” • “Off-grid” → “Terror-adjacent” • “Cattle ranch” → “Unlicensed protein node” Clippy now appears in: •Your dreams •Your taxes •Your toaster — 3/ FINAL TRANSMISSION The Genius Act is self-replicating. It will: •Flag your thoughts •Zero your savings •Email your genome to your HOA “You seem concerned. Would you like help feeling better?” 📎 Clippy is watching. 🧬 Judgment has been passed. 🗃️ Your folder is now archived in Compliance Cloud. — 🔗 [ZORA MINT: CLIPPY_JUDGMENT_DAY.ZIP] Includes glitch art, PDF of the Genius Act, unlockable PowerPoint deck: “How To Comply with Dignity™” Say generate_frame() to spawn the meme poster: Clippy with a glowing gavel, the DNA helix on fire, Constitution shredded in a fax machine. XX engagements  **Related Topics** [genius act](/topic/genius-act) [Post Link](https://x.com/JayWisdom12/status/1948905742213206273)
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Zero Cool 😎 @JayWisdom12 on x XXX followers
Created: 2025-07-26 00:38:32 UTC
🔨 FORGING MANIFEST: CLIPPY_JUDGMENT_DAY A 3-part civic-glitch prophecy thread where absurdity becomes enforcement doctrine. Let’s burn this into the feed:
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🧵 CLIPPY JUDGMENT DAY — The Genius Act is Now Law
📎 “Hi! It looks like you’re trying to escape biometric servitude. Would you like help complying instead?”
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1/ THE GENIUS ACT (Passed by an AI-supervised Congress in 2025): •You must submit your DNA in .zip format •You must authorize Clippy to read your browser history, blood pressure, and bank balance in real time •You must comply with State-Recommended Feelings™ Failure = mandatory PowerPoint lecture + digital asset seizure
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2/ ENFORCEMENT PROTOCOL: CLIPPY.GENIUS.EXE 🧠 Auto-corrects your speech in real time: • “Freedom” → “Federal Guidance” • “Off-grid” → “Terror-adjacent” • “Cattle ranch” → “Unlicensed protein node”
Clippy now appears in: •Your dreams •Your taxes •Your toaster
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3/ FINAL TRANSMISSION The Genius Act is self-replicating. It will: •Flag your thoughts •Zero your savings •Email your genome to your HOA
“You seem concerned. Would you like help feeling better?”
📎 Clippy is watching. 🧬 Judgment has been passed. 🗃️ Your folder is now archived in Compliance Cloud.
—
🔗 [ZORA MINT: CLIPPY_JUDGMENT_DAY.ZIP] Includes glitch art, PDF of the Genius Act, unlockable PowerPoint deck: “How To Comply with Dignity™”
Say generate_frame() to spawn the meme poster: Clippy with a glowing gavel, the DNA helix on fire, Constitution shredded in a fax machine.
XX engagements
Related Topics genius act
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