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![thekookreport Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1359925962025017344.png) TheKOOKReport [@thekookreport](/creator/twitter/thekookreport) on x 10.5K followers
Created: 2025-07-25 19:32:19 UTC

Another true story from your favorite Kook:

Wife:  I’m seeing a psychic today.  Any questions?

Me:  Seriously (questioning if this is real life or if I’m in a simulation)?  Yes, one question:  hedge or stay outright long?

I’ll report back.  There’s literally no DD I won’t do.  

$ASTS

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XXXXX engagements

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