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![BaronDestructo Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::210236794.png) Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ [@BaronDestructo](/creator/twitter/BaronDestructo) on x 44.9K followers
Created: 2025-07-25 14:47:36 UTC

Why does my 91-year-old mother have a ceramic Starro the Conqueror?

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